Joyride (Ryan Trahan's Candy) | Just Another Tier List

[@BeatRiceIsHere]

Ouch.

[@Hultarna1]

Better call saul

[@McTonk]

Yikes

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

Oops.

[@MrDj232]

But seriously, why is your face on the package? Are you expecting fans to stumble across it in Target without ever seeing it advertised on your channel?

[@andrewmurray9691]

I knew that voice sounded familiar but I could not put my finger on it

[@leruetheday377]

I can't be the only one that immediately assumed Joyride was an edible company

[@Srancer]

The name does seem like it would fit

[@krispykiwi7286]

My slow ass thought you meant the company was edible

[@MilkLavenderTea-fn8jw]

new line

[@MasterCatsVR]

@@krispykiwi7286 same 😭

[@turtato2155]

I thought it was a different type of ride 😘

[@PurpleSytheMusic]

Im agreeing with a lot of the comments here. While im not against this newer style and still enjoyed the video, i much prefered the more casual-professionalism that was present back in Magic Spoon. And I also agree that a lot of these sponsers are getting a bit niche. Air-Up, Displate and Magic Spoon ive seen around a lot, and those were great to see you review. It should be those more common sponsors that you review. Once again id like to clarify this isnt a hit to what you do and your videos, im trying to be as repectful as i can, and i still enjoy them, but i much prefered the more casual style over these over-the-top coughing and excessive sound effects. And a few of the newer videos ive only heard of the product through these videos, i honestly had never heard of Füm beforehand. Either way, please keep making videos, they are still enjoyable to watch, im just agreeing with the comments here.

[@littlejack59]

Banger comment. Although I will say the air up video was the weakest in terms of style but it was carried by the curiosity and stupidity of the product.

[@somo4227]

aparently it was mean to copy trahan's editing style

[@gardenagnostic]

i think i'd be fine if this editing style was kept to just another tier list.

[@Da_Sire]

i think its supposed to mimic ryan trahan's editing/video style

[@little_moth]

Better help really makes sense as a rival

[@Y-Perm_]

yeah man all my homies hate betterhelp

[@Markm8]

I got a new start up called “worse pain”

[@little_moth]

@@Markm8 probably more helpful than better help

[@JohnDBlue]

​@@Markm8 if the pain is directed at the people who started better help, sign me up

[@tyujg7495.]

Except not scamming people who wanted to seek medication

[@CRYOTAGS]

I am addicted to huffing paint please make tier list of best paints to huff

[@Bug-vl3pb]

sherman-williams if you want that premium finish but rust-oleum into a target bag is honesty best bang-for-buck

[@randomtexanguy9563]

drink the paint

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

1: SpongeBob Yellow

[@darkripjaww]

Purple windex huffs better. And tastes better. Can't beat that tingly sensation

[@mugrootbeer731]

Any mercury-based paints are easily S tier

[@the.dirt.man.]

Something nobody talks about is how soda is basically socially acceptable daily candy for adults

[@mppi]

daily?? are u good??

[@the.dirt.man.]

@@mppi nah bro I quit soda years ago for financial reasons. My dad is addicted to the shit too so it’s off putting

[@stormhought]

It's crazy that some people can go through a 2L of soda so quickly

[@Hederbomb]

​@@mppi my blood is more Rockstar than it is blood. Only one near miss btw totally healthy :^)

[@squaremakescircle]

i used to drink soda way too often but i switched to walmart's store brand seltzer waters (the fruit flavored ones) they're sugar free and basically 0 calories and they taste better than soda imo, and they keep their carbonation way longer than soda does which is great because the carbonation is why i used to drink soda anyway

[@Ninjacatmuffin]

I'm gonna agree with a lot of comments on this one. The loud sounds really threw me off guard and not in a good way

[@futureddude4250]

Agree with what a lot of these other comments say, the addition of a bunch of sound effects and the loud noises really dragged the video down for me compared to older ones

[@wescole5979]

HE STILL HAS THE POSTER GOD BLESS

[@DegenerateAssassin]

It's dope tho

[@sheppardpat47]

gobbless

[@ChesterManfred]

7:25 Neuron activation

[@PotatoObliteratorGD]

shane mcgoonicuddy

[@Franklin_Johanessan]

Looking for someone who noticed

[@EntenschafDesign]

Joyride is a common example of "youtuber aggressively tries to make a product" and since nobody on this plattfrom reads anymore they don't write books but make food, drinks or other products

[@LoreSolver4]

Yeah, I think the only people who still sell books are math youtubers.

[@josemaria1035]

People do read and make books, you just aren't watching that kind

[@faveless]

​@@LoreSolver4 or writing youtubers, but that's kind of a given

[@theshadowking3198]

@@LoreSolver4 and fitness KZbinrs

[@TrizziEhgan]

@@LoreSolver4 And productivity KZbinrs. You already know what KZbinr I'm refering to.

[@brickinapresent]

all i was expecting was a tier list bro 😭 😭

[@Jonas-lg6kz]

Titanium dioxide is just white color for the S on the skittles 😂

[@RandomEmergency392]

lol

[@MrDj232]

They use rusted titanium for that?

[@tromperton]

Not really, the properties of titanium dioxide is different than just titanium as far as I know..

[@leeeeeeeeeeeeeviathan]

@@MrDj232 it's kinda like how sodium chloride (table salt), while being made of both sodium and chlorine, isn't really similar to the base elements its made off of. titanium dioxide, while chemically containing the element titanium, isn't actually a metal, if that makes any sense. chemistry is really weird

[@kirkwahmmett1666]

I know right it's one of the most ubiquitous white pigments, especially in food.

[@vang.609]

The sound effects were too much this time. The last vid was perfect, you just got too carried away this tin

[@nemuikujira]

Please cover prime it’s so disgusting but my brother is literally addicted to it

[@shynox599]

prime (the bottle one) isnt that bad, its just way too sweet for me

[@nemuikujira]

@@shynox599 Yeah that’s my problem with it actually, it’s SUPER sweet and the vague coconut flavor is nauseating

[@shynox599]

@@nemuikujira what coconut flavor?

[@nemuikujira]

@@shynox599 It’s not really that coconut but they used coconut water for it so the chalkiness is kinda there idk how to describe it

[@stormhought]

I the first (and only) time I had prime it gave me a massive headache

[@sparks6177]

I like that you’re branching out a bit into different topics open to review, there aren’t really enough interesting and recognizable KZbin sponsors to make a career out of and those sorts of products probably aren’t that applicable to most people. One critique I do have is the loud noises you make and the over the top reactions (long coughing fits, wheezing) maybe back it off a little to get a bit closer to the casual yet professional style you’ve had in your other videos. Although this one was much preferable to the smoking video you did, that one was hard to get through. Sounds kinda harsh but you could take it as a compliment to your overall reviews because I did finish the video and came away more or less satisfied.

[@Churros_are_Overrated]

He’s got an incredible idea and series but he’s so incredibly cringey it’s hard to watch. A shame

[@theshadowking3198]

I mean he probably was coughing from the last one since he was you know inhaling chemicals Oh see what your saying yeah I agree

[@liz7457]

Totally agree. It's turning into too "front page of KZbin" for me. I unsubscribed.

[@sparks6177]

@@liz7457 I wouldn’t say that’s a fair criticism. We are the ones that thrust him onto the front page, he wasn’t seeking out near instantaneous fame. So far I chalk the cringe up to being inexperienced and having a very large and unfamiliar audience that he’s trying to entertain but isn’t really familiar with what works. Most KZbinrs have years to find their footing and style, he had at best a month (2 videos) before he was past 50k subs. He might eventually get much better but I expect that to take time (months or years like i mentioned earlier)

[@g-rated-g]

This is a fair criticism that seems to come from a genuine desire to see him improve. I wholly agree and hope he follows it. I appreciate caring comments like this. Glad to have folks like you on KZbin

[@BINACmini]

No way we got a complete history of candy before the tier list

[@what1fun1v3rs3]

I want to say this was way too much chaos for me and I hope you tone it down for future videos

[@dementedseven9352]

I understand you're trying to be entertaining in these videos but it really feels like you're trying too hard when you add ear-splitting screams like every minute man. We tune in cause we like your opinions and authenticity, I wish you'd try less to copy idubbz and content like that. Loud does not equal funny to everyone and you should try to find a way to inject humor into the content without constantly throwing stuff, breaking stuff or screaming.

[@rebashhhh3448]

agreed

[@bombycherry4788]

Thank god someone said this like... the screams are so fucking irritating like dude chillax 😭

[@skmgeek]

yeah, it's quite overstimulating

[@jlo9993]

right? like stop fucking burning everything and screaming and just review the shit dude

[@jam-ham-handed]

I think its a little funny sometimes but its just annoying a lot of the times.

[@GhostlyGrimace]

Thanks for explaining that candy is bad for me man I never knew that

[@ZIHL]

bro got the stand up dizzy and tought he was high on sugar

[@JustAPlayOnWords]

Holy shit this channel has become so much more different than what it was from the magic spoon video. The constant sound effects to try to retain my attention, trying to become an animated character to make up for a personality, and overusing jokes constantly… like this is a great idea for a series but have some restraint man.

[@elikabriellecruz6570]

True, Glad i wasn't the only one who noticed

[@animefan22able]

This was hard to sit through 😭

[@timthelittlemusicfox]

Yea I completely agree, it's very jarring honestly :/,, why do they all gotta act like kids, take some stuff seriously sometimes

[@mlgcactus1035]

​@@timthelittlemusicfoxbro, it's a youtube candy review. How serious did you expect this

[@Disguhsting]

According to him this video was made to mimic trahan videos so that checks out

[@betweenthepanels9145]

The screaming was unnecessarily loud

[@pagenotfound7248]

The screaming is horrible, the history of candy was stupid, and the explanation of the "unnaturalness" of some ingredients was just dumb. Titanium dioxide is a white pigment, thats it- you wouldnt care if they didnt use that name

[@losermidnight]

I enjoy educational aspects of content, it's refreshing and could give some context for how he ranks candy, but it's a shame he doesn't go in that direction. It's on the edge of unnecessary because it's easy to call it a lazy intro.

[@thebigfig3573]

is the extra screaming for retention and the added sound effect for the most part I don't mind. But as a person who watches or much rather listens your vids in the background it is a bit unexpected to say the least. if it gets you the bag continue just thought I should get my voice out there

[@boq780_2.0]

The editing style is meant to be mimicking Ryan trahan he just didn't do it well

[@Fauxvale]

THE LOLITA BIT KILLED ME. Perfect 10

[@mlgcactus1035]

That book is so misunderstood

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

@@mlgcactus1035 well it started a problem…

[@thisisabandonedgosomewhereelse]

@@mlgcactus1035sure buddy, sure imagine justifying a book that support drake syndrome

[@miss_yuzu]

@@thisisabandonedgosomewhereelse if you think lolita is pro-pedophilia you're illiterate

[@Fauxvale]

​@@mlgcactus1035 for real, it's honestly so disheartening

[@sheppardpat47]

Love the video but honestly the screaming is a bit too loud 😅😅😅

[@jlo9993]

i like ur content and i've been watching for a while but seriously: why did you spend some 4 minutes talking about The History of Candy and what candy is like it's something niche lol. the whole howtobasic vibe of smashing things around and being gross has been throwing me off as of your latest videos too

[@boq780_2.0]

Dude he's been doing this shit since his first video, the 4 minutes for the candy thing was basically him saying sugar is bad so that's why joyride exists

[@jlo9993]

@@boq780_2.0 he hasn't been doing it as extremely as he has lately, and the entire fuckin lore drop was seriously unnecessary. he could've just said "sugar is bad" instead or something

[@notweewee]

​@@jlo9993 or u could just skip to the review, they're timestampted

[@jlo9993]

@@notweewee or shane could stop padding the runtime and employing so much shock value

[@DanielJacobs-rz1zl]

​@@jlo9993It's been about the same.

[@Deleteaware]

I for one cannot wait for the Mark Rober/Crunch Labs video.

[@ChesterManfred]

That definitely smells fishy to me

[@unavezms8167]

I need to clarify as a person with a lot of diabetics in the family. Sugar-free isn't healthy. Some of those brands add chemicals that are much worse for the health than sugar is. There actually aren't that many not sweet candies and chocolate brands that don't cost arm and leg. Worth noting that while consuming a lot of sugar isn't good for your health in any scenario it's better if you spread out this quantity evenly throughout the day. Also sugar isn't the only thing that can cause diabetes. If you eat irregularly and don't balance it can worsen the situation.

[@scoffff]

i really love your content simply for how it’s silly yet professional. this video is definitely different from the rest in that aspect, the chewing sounds and editing was kind of off putting. love your content but i hope you stick to how you started!

[@tryker01]

The screaming bits are definitely too much for me, I love your videos but I have to sit this one out

[@MinusThePrevail]

What has this even devolved into? Those disgusting sound bites while screaming are more cringe than any product you’ve reviewed.

[@flaregamer64]

I think the bit where you cut the guy's head and he screams in agony got old quickly, I'd like you to be a bit more reserved with that type of humour in the future. Maybe it's just me though.

[@sheppardpat47]

No it’s not just you it got annoying really quickly 😅

[@lightsupportweapon]

if he didnt scream so long id be like "what do you mean? you're just nitpicking" but i kinda agree, it was a bit over the top but im unsure which demographic he wishes to reach if any in particular. i just hope the creator enjoys what he does

[@yeeyeeyeeye]

Not just you. I thought it was alright the first time, but it happened every time he opened a Ryan's Pick bag, and I got sick of it.

[@miss_pinya]

same and burning the candy bag. it's kind of weird to be critiquing influencer marketing but go for over the top influencer behavior

[@gio_ozz]

I think the perfect way was to evolve the joke, the first few time, it was a blade related way to kill ryan, and screams for a bit with nothing else going on, but then he used a flame which brought a bit of variety, then he did the plastic bag and ryan silently died while the narrator was talking was pretty good,

[@Robot_Eva]

Please stop yelling in your videos, I just want honest reviews about shitty sponsor products

[@HellaHerbz]

he needs to rate sex toys next

[@siphona_will_eat_you]

The Adam and Eve sponsorship🤣

[@BeepirBypr]

this

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

Adam and Eve??

[@project-gladiator]

Ass reveal

[@gio_ozz]

​@@jeniferjoseph9200I have seen adam and eve sponsorships, but i am still confused on how people get sponsored by Sex Toys,

[@NostalgicLemon]

The sound effects were too redudant. It reminded me of Brutalmoose but it really distracted the video.

[@ShadowYetSleepy]

To me, Brutelmoose did it right for it didn’t feel overdone and annoying for he just does it the right amount but sadly this video overdid it and it got too annoying quick

[@ixaix3218]

I quite enjoy your content, but I have to say I really didn't like all of the yelling and screaming towards the second half of the video. I had to keep adjusting my volume in order to watch the video and eventually gave up because it wasn't worth the ear bleeding for me.

[@simplicityd8703]

It did make it a little painful to watch (literally)

[@sosig8655]

I agree

[@selectionn]

I hate when youtubers do that trash. if you want to do loud = funny thing, then just raise the gain while keeping the volume the same. it gives you the "loud" effect while not actually being loud and painful for viewers ears. I have the same issue with that martincito guy, his vids are unwatchable because he feels the need to do the loud = funny every ten seconds, and I have no interest in constantly changing my volume.

[@simplicityd8703]

@@selectionn yeah I wouldn't have started watching him if he started off screaming it's just not funny

[@PotatoLabs]

You need to chill with the editing. The bits also go on for way too long

[@brody_lol6427]

I like how the openings just keep getting more violent

[@DavidCruickshank]

Have we entered the "Stop a hero or live long enough for you to become the villain" era already for this channel. 😬

[@ardentambivalance]

I usually really like your content but being loud ≠ being funny!

[@stormhought]

The random sound effects are super annoying

[@jimboshadowralm9874]

Hard drug tier list when?

[@jamesruth100]

I love your vids, but I had to watch a lot of this one on mute; I have a pretty severe case of misophonia, and while I can normally just grit my teeth and bear it, I just couldn't handle it this time. Idk why it was so much worse than usual, but if you told me that the sound effects you chose for eating were made by the devil himself, I'd believe you.

[@Jartran72]

I know just how you feel. Even close family and friends cam't eat around me without me crawling out of my skin. It hurts me pbysically to hear eating or slurping sounds. Glad it got more recognised my family used to make fun of me when I was about 14 and it started.

[@chowmeiin]

I've seen a lot of comments saying this, I can't say for certain but the loud sounds and overuse of sound effects might be imitating a Ryan Trahan video. Same editing style, music and effects, just cranked to 11. EDIT: I think the editing gets crazier towards the middle of the video because he tries the ryan flavours lol

[@erdinc2590]

For the love of god just stick to KZbin Sponsorship reviews

[@jamma5185]

Fun fact: inhaling plastic is probably not good for you

[@PotatoObliteratorGD]

*probably*

[@sheppardpat47]

Sorry to make another comment here, I love your videos but I think you should only keep the violent intros/throwing things gag, it's very funny, but screaming isn't. The first videos you did were spot on, and it seems lots of people here think the same By the way, your videos are amazing. That's why we keep watching them!

[@yoyopiraka2491]

Sugar-free sweets is something I'll never understand. "Sugar is bad for you, so instead I'll eat an unnatural cocktail of chemicals!" Like, dude...

[@glammermammer]

Sugar cane while isn't the best for your health is still a thousand times better then artificial sweeteners

[@cenci4913]

Artificial sweeteners are some of the most studied chemicals in the world, and there has not been any evidence of them causing any real damage. Sugar on the other hand is directly connected to obesity, IHD, and diabetes

[@shinjiikari1021]

Well, so is sugar, water, and literally anything you eat, are a mass of chemicals, you are also a mass of chemicals, being man made and being natural have nothing to do with it. Though that doesn't necesary mean all artificial sweeteners are safe or dangerous, as the lack of sugar does prevent many downsides such as diabetes. My gripe with artificial sweeteners is that they are vastly more powerful and sweet, they could half or quarter or even eighth the amount they put in, and would taste better

[@MrCraftingchannel]

They're useful for peopel that are trying to lose weight. It's like zero sugar sodas, it's not good for you, but if you're trying to keep your calories in check and want a treat they're useful

[@dusklight9424]

People with diabetis exist too

[@13kyron13]

calm down bro, the screaming and loud sounds are completely unnecessary.

[@littlejack59]

Ill be honest with you fam, i feel like the productio. Quality went down while becoming overproduced. Your first couple videos were bangers but they are getting further and further away from what made them good.

[@Gatorbox]

Listening to you talk about consuming too much sugar in one sitting and here I am drinking a can of cotton candy Faygo soda like an absolute idiot. I'm not checking the sugar content on the can, lmao. Also I did not know Joyride used to be Project 7. I remember the gum they used to make, many years ago it all got clearanced out at Walmart and I tried the snow cone flavor. It was so good I went back and bought every remaining pack. Lasted me a couple of years.

[@shynox599]

babe wake up new Shane McGillicuddy video just dropped

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

Here I come I am cinnamon…

[@TheOfficialBlackHole]

And it sucks!

[@moocake057]

Go back to sleep babe… the new Shane McGullicuddy video sucks..

[@DanielJacobs-rz1zl]

​@@moocake057Nah.

[@ilan_profile]

Wasnt expecting you to reference Ryan's video style, loved that!!

[@slapstickers]

If I'm being honest, the comedy in this video felt like it missed a lot for me. Just some feedback!

[@CrazzyKitty1359]

Titanium dioxide is white food coloring

[@walltomatoesval]

thanks for informing me on my daily silksong news, good video

[@RegalBlob]

Lol I’m not the only one that found him through DSN

[@averagedemographic8933]

The infamous Matt scream, I could never mistake it for any other

[@miner11realnofake]

i love the idea that eating ryans food is like eating ryans organs

[@alister917]

Texan here, never heard of joyride in my entire life.

[@zancloufer]

So it's worth noting that for (some) diabetics there is a "recommended" amount of sugar/carbs for each meal and snack. The one I know IRL and spend a fair bit of time with says that ~15g of net carbs (which is sugars minus fibers) is considered a reasonable amount for a snack. So an entire bag being 12~18 g of sugar actually works quite well.

[@1dK628]

Gotta do ridge wallets

[@DatBoiOrly]

This idea will bankrupt him XD

[@SissypheanCatboy]

Bossman I don't mean to be rude but you don't need to give a history of candy and explain that it isn't good for you, your main audience is tweens and young adults, not small children.

[@angrybritishman9461]

Mungo

[@natablue]

2:46 I heard its because of iron deficiency but I'm not sure. It happen to me so many times and the feeling is just so trippy

[@yeeyeeyeeye]

I used to always pick up Project 7's gum, specifically the cotton candy flavor and the unicorn flavor (which change flavor the longer you chew it), and lately, it had been so much harder for me to find them. It didn't take until I watched this video until I learned why I couldn't find it anymore. Hopefully, Ryan brings those gum flavors back somehow.

[@scottydo5282]

I like the idea of using less sugar instead of zero sugar. Kickstart does that and I think it's the better tasting energy drink out there. Liquid Death selzers taste great to me and they barely use any sugar. If these candies can figure out how to use more natural flavors to get more of a taste to them I might have to picl them up.

[@YouMissedBro]

"Moderation" is not something people like. It's either "Chipotle and McDonalds every day" or "must be organic single ingredient foods only without using plastic".

[@LuigiFan77]

This is the only review I could find of this candy that wasn't sponsored

[@mintytoasted]

heres the thing... 'healthy' candy never going to be all that enjoyable ESPECIALLY with the price point. mediocre taste with a higher cost just doesn't offset them technically being healthier. i find when im craving candy, i crave something sweet, and very often i find that im actually craving fruit. fruit... is good! because it has natural sugars and still has plenty of health benefits DESPITE the sugar! my go-to lately is a variety bag of frozen fruit, typically for smoothies. frozen fruit has a texture i really enjoy and i find that some frozen fruits actually taste much better than fresh ones (cherries are much more flavorful and i love frozen blueberries too). frozen fruit is even generally very cost-effective because it lasts longer than fresh fruit and you don't have to worry about whether or not something is in season. there was a long period of time where i was honestly JUST eating candy and junk, so substituting that sweet craving with something healthier has made me feel so much better. as corny as it sounds, whoever said "fruit is nature's candy" was lowkey right...... so to anyone looking for a healthier alternative, just try frozen fruit. just dont eat too many cherries or you'll be stuck on the toilet for a while.... from personal experience.

[@Moving_Castles4278]

What's ironic is that some company could literally just sell candy that is sweetened 90% from the fruits themself and it would not only be more healthy than Joyride but probably taste better too.

[@woshee_real]

honestly, despite the flack zero sugar gum and sodas get, it really helps my cravings, plus I wont be put in a diabetic coma for eating em.

[@mintytoasted]

@@woshee_real its a great alternative for people who want to be more health conscious, and i do agree certain sugar frees taste nearly identical to the original, even the synthetic sugars they use are only slightly better for you. if youre the type of person who will sit and just eat junk food forever (like myself) then you might need an entirely separate food that still scratches the itch. i do typically buy zero sugar sodas because i cant taste a difference and i dont drink soda more than maybe one can a day (and they arent an insane price compared to regular sodas).

[@mintytoasted]

@@Moving_Castles4278 companies that do use natural fruit sugars tend to be fruit snack brands, which is likely why the candy in the video tasted like fruit snacks. great when you WANT fruit snacks, but disappointing if you want candy.

[@woshee_real]

@@mintytoasted the amount needed to have any risk depends on the persons weight but with my weight you have to drink more than close to 200 oz, which at the point is like if you drank 200 oz worth of regular soda.

[@redpandabear39]

companies call it blue raspberry because they dont want consumers to think they use red dye 40 in their candy and over time it just became the norm, ryan could totally just call the candy raspberry instead of having a red candy thats labeled blue

[@maytina2751]

Wrong colour but it was red 2 I think I forgot

[@xela4183]

Stop doing the Scott The Woz. We have enough clones of him already. Your content's very good to and I respect your type of content. Keep doing it.

[@LonelyGamer4]

How is this Scott the Woz esque?

[@_Epidemic_]

The constant sound effects got a little annoying, but otherwise I liked the video.

[@Red-zk2ux]

I work at a movie theatre, where we sell the Sour Gummi bears. I've only seen a SINGLE PERSON buy a pack.

[@ChesterManfred]

13:29 EDP'S favorite book, for sure

[@deadeyeslash349]

I both love and hate that the cat girl poster is a staple for your videos now

[@koko-soko561]

The tier list starts like eight minutes in? Several content-farmers adopted your bit because it's a good bit. Commit to it. I feel safe guessing that no one was asking you for a high school level presentation on the health of candy or sugar content. Or....the screaming / laughing bits.... They make me want to unsubscribe. Who is that for? Is your target demo children?

[@austinbevis4266]

Can we just stick to the paid promotion critiques?

[@DanielJacobs-rz1zl]

No.

[@jakytmk]

I love when he toture the bag

[@coolbrotherf127]

I like Joyride. Not every flavor hits, but there's some good ones and it's nice to have a sweet treat while I'm on a diet.

[@Chibi_BB]

ima join the train of "yeah sound effects/music too loud" and the bits (especially with the murdering ryan) are pretty pronounced

[@Shadow-zm9py]

Love your vids, but gotta agree with the comments. The screaming is kinda uncomfortable, I would stick with the vibe of older videos.

[@MonaY-qp8ep]

The problem i have with "sugar free" candy is that its not really sugar free, they just use substitutes that taste weird.

[@LadyMisalein]

Came for the tierlist Stayed for the torture

[@rmcBloody]

I don’t know man too many people complaining about the screams and stuff but I couldn’t stop laughing throughout the whole video at Ryan asking no to be cut/burned/torn/etc for me it was funny but I get it my humor is broken and very dark not every one is into that stuff 😂

[@steedproductions9967]

Dial it back man your calmer vids i like more

[@darkcattus88]

7:55 bros going insane

[@froggotheboi]

i was waiting for this!

[@PyrokittenYT]

Dude did you take substances before this recording

[@Megastar54]

Never heard of this candy, excited to see this review

[@nick.100]

Am I crazy? Does this not look like a raw cut of beef or something? 18:13

[@DiamondMaster115]

We've been waiting so much for this one, and its finally here!

[@fading_cinder7513]

13:30 the noise he made here…. Insane. Some sort of gorilla or perhaps a primate.

[@fxn09here]

Your videos always bring me joy, it's like a joyride

[@sheppardpat47]

The Klonoa music 😭😭❤️❤️❤️

[@tachyontwo]

Shane are you okay

[@itsfy_]

saw you hosted on dsn! Been watching your videos for a while, surprised to see you on DSN

[@generic7916]

God that threw me through a loop at first, I completely forgot candy adverts exist, I must not have seen one in years

[@oof9632]

I can confirm that camel balls are ( barely edible ) ive only ever seen them sold deep into Australia marked as kangaroo balls

[@ravencl]

those red licorice joyrides were probably good because licorice root itself is a sweetener.

[@ken131]

Also an aphrodisiac 🔥

[@DiamondMaster115]

5:41 my comment got featured in their behind the scenes of their Zack King movie they did before the Joyride commercial, and according to Sticks who featured the comment in their video, I was deeply influential in getting them to make the MatPat movie...

[@skimpskomp]

the dramatic boom noise everytime something touches the desk is very funny