JRE #2151 w/Rizwan Virk KZbin: • Joe Rogan Experience #... JRE on Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4rOoJ6E...
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@BrianThompsonable21 күн бұрын
I'm a cabinet maker and I think we are all living in a cabinet.
@quikie198421 күн бұрын
😂 well done 👏
@Steveatetheicecream21 күн бұрын
CABINET TRUTHERS UNITE 🎉
@jswords197721 күн бұрын
🤯🤯🤯
@Talk37821 күн бұрын
Indian in the cupboard was an inside job
@courageinthedark21 күн бұрын
Very much we could be .
@Lonely_Goat21 күн бұрын
If we are living in a simulation why did I get the "work 55 hours with fat wife DLC?"
@chupapi481521 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@804god21 күн бұрын
Instead of dollars the developers get paid in your suffering
@benv395321 күн бұрын
You put your settings on Extreme difficulty
@CasualCodBoah21 күн бұрын
You bought the fat wife dlc urself bro I think you might be into it at this point
@Rome_2221 күн бұрын
@@benv3953😂
@INDIANBLANKET17 күн бұрын
If I am a character in a video game, then the person controlling me has a seriously warped sense of humour.
@chrisgotvibes17 күн бұрын
Energy flows where attention goes. Congratulations. You played yourself.
@1xBossup16 күн бұрын
@@chrisgotvibes😭😂😂😂ur dumb for that lmaooo
@TariqSunOfYah16 күн бұрын
Plot twist. No one's controlling you. You're an NPC.
@CCCPWarHammer16 күн бұрын
amen brother
@houdinididiit16 күн бұрын
Depeche Mode made a song about that
@BongsAway9017 күн бұрын
Imagine dying in this world and waking up in a room in your real body and not too much time passed but it felt like a lifetime , and all the rich people from this world are just no life video game sweats who’ve figured out all the mechanics of this game .
@kalebdye437816 күн бұрын
Ur too stoned 😂
@gabriellagelir202716 күн бұрын
I havd really thought about that. When I die, I wake up in a room and take a headset off.
@BongsAway9016 күн бұрын
@@kalebdye4378 yes but no
@maxx.mazzeo16 күн бұрын
😂😂
@betterd916016 күн бұрын
How about when you die that last moment of death goes on for eternity in our minds and this is where heaven exists. It’s like the theory where if you enter a black hole time slows down to the point where a second takes an eternity to pass.
@davidhendy725319 күн бұрын
My player has been a noob for 46 years
@Augfordpdoggie18 күн бұрын
he will be a noob next year too , so make it 47 ;)
@ACFUN3418 күн бұрын
You should google the meaning of word "noob" .
@MiniTutoriel18 күн бұрын
@@Augfordpdoggie and yours is rude . So Rude
@supadrew93218 күн бұрын
Lift weights buddy , trust me
@AntonMoquin-vg1sy18 күн бұрын
Have you tried turning off the simulation and turning it back on again.
@Velnias819 күн бұрын
Joe holding back with all his strength to not start talking about dmt again
@AteamerHFF19 күн бұрын
😂
@pedroroque82919 күн бұрын
I've tried lsd but I'm actually afraid of taking dmt, it's so powerful
@b00ts4ndc4ts19 күн бұрын
Just finished making a batch, been at it for three weeks and going to get stuck into it on a camping trip.
@b00ts4ndc4ts19 күн бұрын
@@pedroroque829you could smoke about the same as the tip off a butter knife and have nice visuals and it would wear off in 15 mins or you can go at it with a few pipes one after the other and meet the others.
@rosskeddy252219 күн бұрын
Let's go on a trip in more ways than one.😎😉💥😆
@konkon448817 күн бұрын
Joe trying to act like he hasn’t heard this same theory 100 times before
@YourLordnAuthority-117 күн бұрын
Becuase it’s true?
@orangecrusader117717 күн бұрын
@@YourLordnAuthority-1isn't
@dogtownoon979116 күн бұрын
He like cool easy check today hit him with the usual question
@d.godummyy16 күн бұрын
@@YourLordnAuthority-1*could be
@olibauski44316 күн бұрын
He just still doesn't understand the principle
@Randomonium6617 күн бұрын
Plot twist: We're all NPCs programmed to never accept that fact.
@salar158615 күн бұрын
What would happen if we accept, nothing. Alot of people believe it so what
@TangoNevada15 күн бұрын
I bet many people feel like their life is that of an NPC. Get up, go to work, come home, do chores, eat dinner, go to sleep, rinse and repeat. That is basically an NPC. If we're in a simulation, some of us need to be NPC's. And some of us need to be the NPC Dragon. Or just press pause and get back to reality.
@SouthEastSJКүн бұрын
I’m a true NPC. The only time I leave the house is when I move house 😂
@Person-eh9nr21 күн бұрын
I’m a simulation and I think we are all living inside of a video game designer
@dertythegrower21 күн бұрын
We are the music makers.
@crizzo45021 күн бұрын
@@dertythegrower And we are the dreamers of dreams.
@WhiteTeeTurnip21 күн бұрын
dude.
@ReadyPlayerTomVR21 күн бұрын
Underrated comment.
@revddtunivesralbroadcaststash21 күн бұрын
funny ..
@Dremth17 күн бұрын
Another fun thing to consider that could suggest a simulation is that data in the universe tends to be represented in the most compact way possible, allowing for the maximum amount of complexity with the minimal amount of waste. It's exactly how an engineer would try to optimize the data. The whole concept of wave-function collapse and other quantum phenomenon allow for incredible fidelity in behavior without needing incredible fidelity in representation, until you need it. Just like in a video game where the computer tries to only care about what you're looking closely at, and everything else is an approximation. You could also see how the speed of light might be analogous to the computer's clock because it's tied so tightly with time. It guarantees everything gets an update, even if you approach the limits of the processor; the entire simulation slows down to devote processor resources to updating the fast-moving object. Everything else still gets its updates, just less frequently.
@alexanderbean773716 күн бұрын
I like this
@Maradonaldinho15 күн бұрын
"It guarantees everything gets an update, even if you approach the limits of the processor; the entire simulation slows down to devote processor resources to updating the fast-moving object." That's a fascinating thought
@Maradonaldinho15 күн бұрын
@omopurse9668 Just a thought... it might do you good to ask yourself why you're default setting is a negative one. Genuinely, it could help you if you're honest with yourself. Good luck. 🤗
@shortty761815 күн бұрын
@@Maradonaldinhothink about this. Seriously think about it. Why can’t we see things that are very far away? What’s blocking me from seeing something clear, that is way off in the distance? A tree. A piece of paper. Any kind of object. Why from a certain distance, is that object blurry, and as you get closer, you see more and more detail. Sounds like rendering to me.
@ProfoundFamiliarity15 күн бұрын
@@MaradonaldinhoI often find my default setting shift to negative too when commenting online. I essentially agree with your comment. I think part of it is that we didn't evolve to encounter so many people we don't know, and their opinions, without having to meet them physically.
@dyland735016 күн бұрын
I didn't realize my stoned ass childish hypotheticals were the basis of an entire college course. Modern Education really is a scam.
@dyland735015 күн бұрын
@omopurse9668 that would mean the 'dead internet' theory holds more weight than initially expected.
@christopherharris831215 күн бұрын
Simulation theory isnt a childish hypothetical. If its researched enough and proves to be true it could be massive technologically.
@fity_469614 күн бұрын
Realize Joe gives a platform to the craziest of the crazy now.
@dyland735014 күн бұрын
@@christopherharris8312 I believe that theorizing about our reality in such a grandiose way is important for our collective awareness as a species, but ultimately unconfirmed since we are unable to verify our theories. It's speculation land. There's also an element of bias that's hard to eliminate since we sit dead in the middle of the simulation. For instance, What if there are constraints placed by God himself which limit our baseline perception of the Simulation? That would mess all of our notation up big time.
@bofasofa939913 күн бұрын
Ah yes, because that one college course is definitely not just a random elective being given at a random university
@blockboyRP21 күн бұрын
Im a banker I think we’re all living in debt
@starsixtyseven19521 күн бұрын
Your not wrong, no one owns anything anymore its all debt
@DannyTillotson21 күн бұрын
Most accurate comment
@scruf15321 күн бұрын
I am debt free all thanks to minimum wage jobs house is paid for at 48 I doing fine
@audiarayz21 күн бұрын
@@scruf153🥇
@yoshiworkmusic21 күн бұрын
😂
@RapTalesRewind21 күн бұрын
My mom died in 2012.. if she is out of the simulator, Im asking her to pls top up my account, add more perks, and fix some things in the past. Come on, Mama!
@Jakob.Hamburg21 күн бұрын
According to some believe-systems, this will work. Keep us informed!
@coryleblanc21 күн бұрын
probly works if you pray
@Mpackp21 күн бұрын
Ask her for 1600 Microsoft points!
@LiquorBeaver21 күн бұрын
Don’t count on it She’s a deadbeat
@caincotterill549321 күн бұрын
Classic👊🏼🇬🇧
@GhxstKeeper17 күн бұрын
I think we’re all micro humans living on Joe’s bald head
@meanmug525816 күн бұрын
They did a really good job programing the illness im dealing with. Feels very real.
@killacam928616 күн бұрын
That is a technological glitch/ abnormalitie within the simulation ecosystem. Also can refer to it as a virus.
@Maradonaldinho15 күн бұрын
Need to file a #bugreport (Sorry, couldn't resist a programming joke. I wish you the best of luck with your illness and I hope that all the rest, relaxation and recuperation that could possibly come your way, does.)
@TangoNevada15 күн бұрын
I know,. Can I go to options and turn off the Ulcerative Colitis Option? And turn on the Super Healthy Option? And the Arthritis Option, I want that turned off as well. Whomever is playing me, please turn the difficulty level down to easy or novice. Or use a cheat code for God Mode.
@anobar14 күн бұрын
@@TangoNevadalook into carnivore diet
@TangoNevada14 күн бұрын
@@anobar Been there, done that. I understand it works for some. But we're all different.
@MyNameJeff..19 күн бұрын
My buddy and I were golfing about 10 years ago and I explained simulation theory to him. He took a hit from his bowl and blew out smoke and was just like “my guy gets me high all day.” I still crack tf up that to this day
@dowhatiwantc763718 күн бұрын
That’s hilarious sounds like a similar simulation to mine
@remarkablenine830218 күн бұрын
That’s hysterical 😂😂😂😂😂
@billsgym557918 күн бұрын
@@dowhatiwantc7637 My buddy and I were golfing about 10 years ago and I explained simulation theory to him. He took a hit from his bowl and blew out smoke and was just like “my guy gets me high all day.” I still crack tf up that to this day
@Probabilityislife17 күн бұрын
That's mine but the real sick twist is I hate smoking and always try to quit for my health and longevity. Yet still I'm getting high everyday, all day.
@michelep982517 күн бұрын
Cause he doesn't waste his time on that bullshit theory
@lc-ii9ii21 күн бұрын
Yes let's trust a guy who tried to lean on a VR ping pong table
@fishingbruh19 күн бұрын
No shit, he even said it was way back when, when the VR games were still shitty af. I had “fancy pricey vr “ in 2019, and it still sucked. This guys a loon
@kevingeorge784319 күн бұрын
☠️☠️☠️☠️
@thisisblain18 күн бұрын
😭😭
@shelley100417 күн бұрын
Lol
@youriemanuel763715 күн бұрын
Made me laugh out loud
@SuperYrch19 күн бұрын
When we die, you wake up on a couch holding a bong sitting next to your alien friends and they say, "did you feel it?"
@53strat5517 күн бұрын
Exactly lol, been saying this shit too. Only difference its on a alien ship or something.
@dudeman581217 күн бұрын
I know dude. I’m hoping it’s just something like that and we wake up to a less depressing and strife filled world. Or maybe the majority is just unhealthy right now. Idk but working life away and going through so much pain can’t be real
@jacobaaron125017 күн бұрын
I remember seeing that meme on ifunny like a decade ago, lol it’s certainly an interesting thought
@FigurativeDreams17 күн бұрын
@@jacobaaron1250 nerd nerd broek gescheurd
@jacobaaron125017 күн бұрын
@@FigurativeDreams are you being mean to me lol
@ruperteverton549716 күн бұрын
So basically we're living in a simulation because this guy got too immersed in something that looks like Wii Table Tennis? Got it.
@PRICEX16 күн бұрын
Lmao
@gibbethoskins862116 күн бұрын
U didn't watch it all the way through did you? This is the generation of short attention spans and assumptions. Got it.
@rdzfreshxx80915 күн бұрын
😂
@devinpledger225110 күн бұрын
More to it then that. Hes a computer science programmer. Life isn't that simple kido.
@BigBoss-lp9yi10 күн бұрын
Maybe, maybe not. Further analysis needed 👌🏾
@RoxieParadox17 күн бұрын
I stared up at the sun today. Only to realize that I was seeing it from the inside out because we in fact, are living inside the sun.
@Daumat_21 күн бұрын
You know the topic is scary, when absolutley all comments are jokes.
@ahmed25janegy21 күн бұрын
Or the comments are all jokes because this theory is ridiculous
@silvervayne874921 күн бұрын
@@ahmed25janegy What's so ridiculous about it?
@daedalus121 күн бұрын
It is an esoteric theory and difficult for most to understand. Thus, people mock what they do not understand in order to minimize it. The human ego is a powerful force.
@swooshdutch433520 күн бұрын
@@tristang6223 but the catch is if we are living in a simulation everything you believe to be true is an illusion, thats the point he is making, you cant really prove its happening if it is... in your experience there is an entire human history and earth history and your own history, but how do you know that is real ? how do you know its not just simulated history and today is actually the first day of your existance...you can never know for sure... you could argue but books have been written, biology proves i have existed X amount of time or whatever, but if you bring in the argument that it is all there because its simulated...the biology and books mean nothing because the simulation would of simulated those too....and in that same line of thought you cant use our evolution to disprove simulation, because maybe we never did evolve and everything is simulated, you just believe we evolved as a species and created tech etc...but who says that actually happend and its not just implanted memory ?
@EWT12320 күн бұрын
@@daedalus1nailed it.
@RogerMance21 күн бұрын
Im a procrastinator, I'll think about where i think we live some other time.
@dickiedooda.327121 күн бұрын
Gonna write a book on procrastination, when I get around to it.
@damienkilcannonvryce21 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JosephOcasio21 күн бұрын
Lmao
@Securityman8621 күн бұрын
Hahaha
@CursedWheelieBin20 күн бұрын
If there’s one thing worth procrastinating about, it’s this
@vladusa13 күн бұрын
Think about this: if we pair simulations with stable diffusion and incredibly high levels of computation, the universe can be simulated with a simple set of mathematical functions.
@VictorDelPrete16 күн бұрын
Summary: “in other words, scientists believe in creation now.”
@bloatedsodium730121 күн бұрын
To unlock the simulation, simply press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start.
@Sadioli21 күн бұрын
I tried that and accidentally no-clipped out of reality 🥴
@grimlocked252421 күн бұрын
Contra?!
@SoakintheSchadenfreude21 күн бұрын
Instructions unclear: my family is all stuck in the t-pose position.
@Youd87621 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Swift_Arrow_21 күн бұрын
This is the way
@jpmilligan21321 күн бұрын
Deja vu is just you reloading to a previous save.
@jimmyj816120 күн бұрын
Haha, and really memory cards are our coffins, when ejected no more loads left when we die 😂😂😂😂
@Kspice900020 күн бұрын
? Nah deju vu is the same event glitch restarting.
@pl991520 күн бұрын
Maybe if there was a loading screen . . wait
@Broc97120 күн бұрын
Fuckkkkkk 🤯
@Beavisofficial20 күн бұрын
No it's not, it's your brain correcting a memory. Get it right kid.
@jmkfitness219516 күн бұрын
Was anyone else really hoping Joe or Jamie was going to bring up the “Mandela effect” to Robert? Especially when he was talking about variables being changed and some people having memories of the past where that particular variable was different? For example, the monopoly man wearing a monocle. To this day, I still have a clear memory of drawing the monopoly man with a monocle when I was a kid for one of my school home work projects, I remember trying to draw a perfect circle for it searching around my mums bedroom trying to find a small ring that would fit just right over his eye and trace over it. A pretty interesting listen, one thing we can’t forgot which is so true. Imagine the VR Simulation technology in 1000 years. It would be next level.
@BlackTheDripper15 күн бұрын
Imagine it in 1000 years? That's probably what our more advanced selves said 1000 years ago. 😂
@TangoNevada15 күн бұрын
They do cover the Mandela effect on this Podcast. And accurately sum it up to false memories., by what amounts to very few people.
@NinjaNovice14 күн бұрын
You're confusing the "Monopoly Man" with the Pringles guy.
@TangoNevada14 күн бұрын
@@NinjaNovice Or is it Mr. Peanut?
@BlueMarbleApeMan14 күн бұрын
You likely just confused the Monopoly Man with images of Mr. Peanut who had a tophat (like MM) and a monocle. Most ME examples can be easily explained as a mixing up or misremembering of things
@Thorcat00117 күн бұрын
The problem with this theory is that it assumes because we are simulated humans that the other end is a human or a body altogether. It could be some kind of eternal being wanting to know what a physical body feels like
@raineedaytinyfilms16 күн бұрын
Exactly
@raineedaytinyfilms16 күн бұрын
… almost like we’re his children
@meggg316 күн бұрын
It’s some kind of “robot” that being self aware or something and made their own simulation to understand themselves idk
@FingerLickinGoood10 күн бұрын
how do you program what a physical body feels like without ever being in a physical body? also how are they getting the experience of a physical body while being inside digital code in a simulation, seems like the opposite direction.
@jopo799621 күн бұрын
Imagine someone in a wheelchair, or extreme abject poverty thinking, 'if this is a simulation, WTF?'
@TP-pq9xx21 күн бұрын
It’s really exactly the same idea as believing in a god’s “plan” that’s preordained
@heelmoxley36521 күн бұрын
You gotta buy the middle class pack for 49.99.
@dertythegrower21 күн бұрын
or a JoPo without a funny comment on JRE
@adammiller859721 күн бұрын
Broke my tibia and fibula so I'm in a wheelchair now until I heal up but damn I wish this was a simulation cuz I am in pain everyday brother lol
@BartT7521 күн бұрын
AKA 'Free to play'
@SupervisorJimLahey20 күн бұрын
I’m a drunk trailer park supervisor and we are living in the liquor.
@Rarasrevenge20 күн бұрын
fuckin way she goes
@krisztiankovacs922220 күн бұрын
Time for a little drinky poo
@tothetexaschiefalotrecords73820 күн бұрын
Drunk
@-KillaWatt-20 күн бұрын
I am the liquor
@adamdavis531220 күн бұрын
Anointed in the liquor ..
@SKoGoMoney17 күн бұрын
I'm unsure if I am replaying the simulation in a different way. I genuinely think I was a fallschrimjaeger in WWII. German came extremely easy to me even though nobody near me speaks it, and I have memories of combat. I joined the US Army infantry and became a paratrooper. I might be stuck on repeat with different variables.
@jimmyjazz769317 күн бұрын
the fact that this could EASILY explain the Mandela Effect & Deja Vu scares the TF out of me.
@gman118515 күн бұрын
Dude, I couldn't agree more, jeez
@salar158615 күн бұрын
Deja Vu is an illusion, it happens when the left or the right side of your brain works a little bit slower. I got 1000 deja vu's in 5 days because i got so high it was scary. People 100 years ago didnt have the problems we have today and we don't live in a simulation
@m1ye49215 күн бұрын
there are multiple other explanations for both of those things, though.
@PaulMaguire-tf8sq21 күн бұрын
I’m a fleshlight and I think we’re all screwed
@calistogauva70721 күн бұрын
⬆️ This.
@stevenkmcdonald21 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂 crazy
@RealMTBAddict21 күн бұрын
Shakeweights agree
@kenhmful21 күн бұрын
😂😂
@WishUponaDarkstar21 күн бұрын
Better wash that thing starts smelling like vinegar.
@chlorr1n318 күн бұрын
I think we're all staring at a screen watching two others talk about being in a screen.
@PirateRadioPodcasts17 күн бұрын
Eastern philosophy has, for thousands of years, called it MAYA: the VEIL of ILLUSION. TIME & SPACE, huh? What a concept.
@meggg316 күн бұрын
They say time is the fourth dimension
@timytidy6015 күн бұрын
@meggg3 no, it is 6th dimension.
@meggg315 күн бұрын
@@timytidy60 literally google “what dimension is time”
@flabi2017 күн бұрын
Ima private chef. I think we’re all living in a gluten free pesto and mozzarella crepe.
@SiimKoger20 күн бұрын
It's actually a very good point which I haven't thought about before. VR doesn't have to be as realistic as the base reality, it just has to be realistic enough for you to forget that something more real exists.
@nKm-202319 күн бұрын
Or your memory is wiped when entering this simulation (you start as a baby and have to learn everything from scratch) then when you go back, your original memory is restored along with the memory of the life you just lived in this simulation. Also we have 5 senses here but in base reality we might have 20 (or 100) so this might be a really dumbed down simulation but since we are inside with only the 5 senses, it is as real as it gets to us until we get out.
@klin1klinom18 күн бұрын
I think he's missing the key point of simulation hypothesis, which is everything is an NPC. There's no one hooked up to the "Matrix" on the other side.
@SiimKoger18 күн бұрын
@@klin1klinom If everyone and everything is NPC then no one is 😄
@unrealhaole18 күн бұрын
Literally Plato’s allegory of the cave, and his theory of forms.
@EthanReadsHisBooks18 күн бұрын
It's a dumb point.
@charltonlyon886521 күн бұрын
Well whoever is running this simulation… simulate some more funds to my bank account
@RealMTBAddict21 күн бұрын
Are you Ukraine?
@charltonlyon886521 күн бұрын
@@RealMTBAddict lol 😂 they bought the dlc package to get tons of money
@RealMTBAddict21 күн бұрын
@@charltonlyon8865 Shit about 35 DLCs 🤣
@vitaly243221 күн бұрын
Should've bought a season pass. Look at Elon Musk, he's doing great.
@charlesjiles567421 күн бұрын
Same here lmfaooo
@OaknSuki17 күн бұрын
Every time I blink, I live a new life because it goes dark and then light. “You can’t live without the opposites.”
@OgRic3516 күн бұрын
This reminds me of one of my favorite theories, especially the memory part being possible memories from earlier simulations. Basically, its the theory that the universe is so vast and so old, that anything people can think of has existed at some point in the past or another part of the universe. Applying this theory to the simulation theory would be something like anything people can think of has existed or happened at some point in a previous simulation.
@up_late_nyckobe21 күн бұрын
I’m a plumber and I think we are living in a toilet. 🤪
@geraltofbolivia942821 күн бұрын
You aren’t wrong 😭
@quickcanary21 күн бұрын
Only one way to tell for sure - you'll have to check the system logs 🪵😦
@JakeJohnson-dg6xu21 күн бұрын
Your not funny like at all just watch the video a listen. I can tell your white
@herefortheluls226721 күн бұрын
Off subject, I'll take this opportunity to mention a conversation I had with a plumber. After hiring him, he walked into my bathroom and said as if speaking to the gods, "it smells like money in here." I wasn't expecting that, to say the least. I laughed my butt off, of course, but plumbers are interesting people.
@TreyParker31821 күн бұрын
Was literally about to make this comment 😅
@sirdigbychickencaesar7121 күн бұрын
Simulation theory makes my life make sense for me because I feel like iv been getting trolled by admin my whole life.
@zachhessler872218 күн бұрын
Ever try calling tech support?
@sirdigbychickencaesar7117 күн бұрын
@@zachhessler8722 Yeah but its a lot like Bethesda, no matter how many tickets you open you never get a response.
@GhilenPeek17 күн бұрын
If we were living in a simulation, why would our designers want us to KNOW that we are living in a simulation. Its not like you have Kratos turning to the camera and telling us "I don't want to do this shit anymore, this is stupid"
@claudiamanta19435 күн бұрын
Maybe because it’s more sadistic fun for them. Why not?
@Allthrashedout.16 күн бұрын
actually the fact that we are all bound by the laws of pyschics is the give away….
@RichardGofourth21 күн бұрын
I'm a plumber and I think we're all living in a toilet .
@Not_A_Tourist20 күн бұрын
Welcome to San Francisco.
@Leick4220 күн бұрын
That's the shit
@yamahakid450f20 күн бұрын
Well, the world in general has gone to shit in a hand basket.... makes total sense. And 'gone to shit' doesn't even begin to describe the crime ridden diarrhea shit holes that are ran by the democratic blue states.
@youclogthemweclearthem239420 күн бұрын
Probably as close to the truth as it’s gonna get.
@dontsleeponyourstomach19 күн бұрын
Born to shit forced to wipe
@baa922321 күн бұрын
Joes hierarchy of relationships: Dog Wife Kids
@hereticalhobby21 күн бұрын
As it should be 😂😂😂
@imranak1221 күн бұрын
Where is bears?
@LordDeuce-ul7my21 күн бұрын
Hey why would you put the wife before the kids?
@nicemediagroup21 күн бұрын
Dog Kids Wife***
@stefanfreestylez21 күн бұрын
@@hereticalhobbydogs are for work and they are happiest doing that. What people have done to them is just sick. Also if you get attached to an animal more than humans (especially your own offspring) you need to seriously question your sanity.
@ChambersRacing986216 күн бұрын
I'm a mechanic, and I'm living out of my car
@IspiguiteSuperlativeThought17 күн бұрын
This is the type of conversation I could listen to all day
@jacquesjackes21 күн бұрын
This guy took a selfie and concluded it must be a simulation. I know that feeling too well
@dennis-ln5tq21 күн бұрын
bruh 😂😂
@bennypit441120 күн бұрын
Don't ever let this guy read a Ron L Hubbard help book...he'll be hooked.
@chrisgotvibes17 күн бұрын
Congratulations. You played yourself.
@shhwho776921 күн бұрын
“Space doesn’t exist” somewhere Eddie bravo smiles
@jacknapier761317 күн бұрын
I’m a landscaper and this is all ONE huge yard
@thescottishbawbag17 күн бұрын
it was all going so well now I'm stuck on the same level for years .
@YourLordnAuthority-117 күн бұрын
Becuase you manifested that kind of lifestyle.
@lukeleon172021 күн бұрын
I'm John Malkovich and I think we are all John Malkovich.
@dredwick21 күн бұрын
You win
@more.art.less.war.21 күн бұрын
Checks out
@Sniglefloyd21 күн бұрын
Malkovich, Malkovich?
@vicaras121 күн бұрын
I don't sound like that !
@TerryOffDairy21 күн бұрын
“Being John Malkovich” is an amazing movie
@Zetherior20 күн бұрын
Praying before bed is how you make requests for your daily simulation variables.
@hubriswonk20 күн бұрын
hahahahaha!!!!!
@totsh205619 күн бұрын
But maybe heaven and hell really do exist and it's just basically version 2.0 where they put all the bad characters from the first simulation in one shitty simulation and put all the good characters in another cool utopian simulation. We're just living in some dude's college experiment.
@EauRouge19 күн бұрын
Hahaha....good joke
@weltschmerz33319 күн бұрын
you dont have to pray, praying is just a way to set your intent, all you have to do is set intent, but whatever works
@ilkos85319 күн бұрын
I think you are joking but this exactly is how I really feel. Ask and you shall receive. And i have received. God bless you people 🙏
@jacqaviousclines322516 күн бұрын
Right when it gets real good it’s cuts off where are the full episodes?
@KevinBurns866 күн бұрын
I'm an English teacher and I cannot get out of the classroom.
@diptonsauce198520 күн бұрын
this was a really interesting conversation and a flashback to the golden days of JRE guests that we've never heard of. I was super bummed when it ended.
@Crackers36017 күн бұрын
I’m not religious but it makes me laugh how people can’t see that simulation theory is just creationism, they’ve just switched “god” for “programmer” it’s literally the exact same thing!
@SeeSawMassacre17 күн бұрын
You make a good point. Reminds me of an unattributed quote: "Man will believe anything, as long as it's not in the Bible." Ironically, the quote is commonly attributed to Napoleon, though there is no evidence of his saying or writing it.
@Disinfo32115 күн бұрын
One is fabricated stories over time, another is something scientists are trying to comprehend. It’s a theory, religion is stories.
@SeeSawMassacre15 күн бұрын
@@Disinfo321 Creationism is at least as scientifically viable as the theory of everything coming from a singularity with no explained origin or cause for expansion. Just because one theory aligns with a lot of religions, doesn't mean it is in itself religious. Also, there are many books in the Bible that are not primarily narrative based, or "stories". The book of proverbs, for instance, is a book of proverbs. One could just as easily dismiss this theory of simulation as a story that was fabricated over time. And it's laughably convenient (as evidenced by all the laughing in the comments) that this theory is being considered at the precise time that people are dealing in and creating complex simulations. They're like a kid with a new toy. One of the key differences between the theoretical science mankind is always involved in, and the books of the Bible is that the Bible foretells what will happen and is not wrong. Mankind on the other hand thought Columbus would fall off the side of the earth, that we'd all be living on the moon with jetpacks, and millions of other predictions that were supposedly arrived at scientifically, but never came to pass. That people put so much faith in the pseudo science of their respective lifetimes, while laughing at the science of yesteryear is strange.
@Balkanlegija10 күн бұрын
So Many theories Had become Stories...our todays theories will follow
@tedsheridan872517 күн бұрын
That Pillip K Dick idea about memories from multiple time lines flooding back is exactly what Recursion by Blake Crouch is about. Cool book.
@razorblade693917 күн бұрын
I’m a roofer and I think we’re living in a loft
@thebigcheese511419 күн бұрын
I think it would be cool to find out that when you get old you are in a simulation and you get to return to the real world where you’ve been asleep as a teenager and you get a chance to live your younger years with the wisdom of an adult.
@sko1beer19 күн бұрын
Nah man it’s all real let your wife find out about your girl friend and see how real it is
@toordog175319 күн бұрын
Thats why some feel they're reincarnated. They chose to start a new simulation.
@Aenigmakil18 күн бұрын
That would be EPIC
@AurenGlytterkat18 күн бұрын
What if you wake up and you’re old and/or disabled, and you’ve been in the simulation (here) to escape THAT life…….. treasure what you’ve got while you’ve got it. ✌🏼
@No1_Inpa_Ticular18 күн бұрын
I’m telling you “Roy A Life Well Lived” that Morty plays at Chipz and Blitz is pretty much what we’re doing in real life right now. When someone finishes the level or dies it’s hilarious to watch them as they take the headset off and for a few seconds have absolutely no idea where they are and what happened. That’s followed by a huge sigh of relief when you realize that scary Earth place wasn’t real. Going from living in only 3 dimensions to the real world is an absolute mind fook and never gets old to experience. That’s why we keep playing
@adeptus-111821 күн бұрын
So we're in a free to play, pay to win mmo rpg.
@RayRiv7321 күн бұрын
Definitely P2W
@M.A.D.C.A.T21 күн бұрын
Open world. But its just a word and a label to re describe the same explanation given by religion. The closer everyone gets to "figuring it out" the more they will see how much it falls in line with religion. Its just words and labels trying to redefine the same arguments across all of time.
@nashambenyisrael768921 күн бұрын
Pretty much, you need the elite rich dlc to progress faster
@littleAE86thatcould21 күн бұрын
PvPvE
@reaganturner689221 күн бұрын
Best comment 😂
@johnv675917 күн бұрын
Superposition, Delayed-Choice Experiment, Simulation Theory and Mandela Effect. Same thing.
@iagreewithme857714 күн бұрын
I’m the programmer that wrote the code for cancer, you’re welcome, don’t mention it.
@therealkRon1k21 күн бұрын
I'm a Beatle, and I think we are all living in a Yellow Submarine.
@scruf15321 күн бұрын
at least it's bright and chearfull
@king_hagi544221 күн бұрын
Showing your age there lad
@therealkRon1k21 күн бұрын
@@king_hagi5442 nah, just happened to see the documentary the other day lol
@OldskoolAnthemsYoutube21 күн бұрын
You need some HELP
@nickwheeler165221 күн бұрын
@@OldskoolAnthemsKZbinyes creativity needs to be abolished
@vicodinsandwich32620 күн бұрын
I’m a Mechanic and I think we are all living in a PT Cruiser
@BS-nd8pb20 күн бұрын
Wood paneled
@jajupa7819 күн бұрын
I'm also the mechanic and i know we are all living in a PT cruiser inside a Pontiac Aztec..
@UncleBuZ19 күн бұрын
@@jajupa78 ...whilst crashing directly into the rear of a Pontiac Pinto.
@odoylerules450319 күн бұрын
with wood panels and second hand smoke residue on the dash
@gurdeepcheema152719 күн бұрын
Dated a girl once who had one…. Wtf was I thinking
@dlakecreatesclips14 күн бұрын
This was so damn valuable. Thank you so much for putting so much thought into this stuff.
@ProfoundFamiliarity15 күн бұрын
The conclusion that we're in a computer simulation doesn't follow from the premise that there's no physical universe.
@MichaelDeFillippo888918 күн бұрын
This is exactly what I would expect a video game designer to say...
@JB-113817 күн бұрын
Right?
@phabcarter17 күн бұрын
Bingo
@YourLordnAuthority-117 күн бұрын
Because it’s true?
@d.godummyy16 күн бұрын
12 out of 1 million likes is a sign😂😂
@JuicyTobacco16 күн бұрын
@@YourLordnAuthority-1 You just want it to be true.
@gravity_uk19 күн бұрын
As someone with bpd and a detachment of reality, constantly feeling like I'm in a video game as a symptom, this subject spins my head
@sickman278018 күн бұрын
I’m weak me too bruh 💀
@poortrashcan18 күн бұрын
i get more of like a blankness feeling like im already dead or something
@poortrashcan18 күн бұрын
or that just like the present moment doesn’t exist
@Nick-mx3pb18 күн бұрын
Can I say my soul is restless? It's not a good feeling
@deanzambardi299118 күн бұрын
You are 'the one!'
@ThonBauer17 күн бұрын
Very good. I wanna listen to the whole episode. I've read his book (Simulation hypothesis) twice and also the Simulated multiverse
@BasicBobby16 күн бұрын
I’m a fart maker I think we’re all living in a colon.
@NVSTRZ3421 күн бұрын
If this is a simulation, I want my six pack back
@lordfrieza398221 күн бұрын
Gota buy it
@hermitcrabs21 күн бұрын
I feel ya 😂.
@RealMTBAddict21 күн бұрын
Gotta call UPGRAAYYDE
@777Revolutionary21 күн бұрын
That’s the next DLC
@JustBaileey21 күн бұрын
My experience on this matter is to be single lol. I was shredded before I got into a relationship 😂
@KalvinRauma20 күн бұрын
When you're bleeding out from a massive wound and your slowly fading away in pain it sure doesn't feel like a simulation
@igotHandlewhat19 күн бұрын
The point is, you don’t remember knowing anything else, so of course reality would feel like reality, until you experience reality differently like we all starting to do, with psychadelics and NDEs being the most sudden and obvious of ways to get to see something more real than “real”. When you have that experience of what is commonly referred to as awakening, well there is no hiding anymore behind lazy logic
@edgoodavage509019 күн бұрын
It does as you slip away from your corporal form and realize you are so much more than just a electrically charged meat suit
@MohamedMohamed-tr2rz19 күн бұрын
Quran 50:19
@Paul-hi1qo19 күн бұрын
This is the worthless stuff your brain gets into when you no longer have real problems.
@thatguyfromsandiego266019 күн бұрын
You gotta imagine augmented reality to a point where you feel it as real. That’s what it would be like, they’d have to make it as real as possible to keep the simulation masked. It has to be complex, otherwise a microscope would expose it pretty quickly.
@The.ARCHIT3CT16 күн бұрын
He’s not wrong. For those who have never heard of Simulation Theory, I highly suggest looking into it.
@Mothball_man16 күн бұрын
Simulations mimic reality. So naturally, reality appears to mimic simulations.
@TheSavageGent17 күн бұрын
Rpg sim reminds me of Plato’s perspective that the soul must “participate” with the world if there is a freewill. Also believed that the soul(or mind but technically “soul”)can exist separately from the body!
@mr.pritchard6720 күн бұрын
This man is so much more than a videogame designer and has many interviews on many other channels that are worth watching.
@mr.pritchard6720 күн бұрын
@@viperz22 Just search KZbin with his name and there are a whole bunch that will pop up for you. There really are too many to list.
@chady7707719 күн бұрын
yup his Onlyfans channels are amazing. Simulation? More like Stimulation....
@crystalpad201016 күн бұрын
The devs of life took microtransactions and broken mechanics to a whole new level
@moneyraylucas716117 күн бұрын
Joe saying his dog reacts like he always does made me just picture Marshall with the biggest smile on his face lol
@SO-if3yn21 күн бұрын
I manage a warehouse, I think we’re all in a large warehouse living on the back of a turtle flying through space.
@user-yw9ys3dz7x21 күн бұрын
Maturin?
@thereisnosanctuary618421 күн бұрын
Nice. I mean Noice.
@anthony9168821 күн бұрын
Sometimes things sort of just .. end..
@MrGenenmi21 күн бұрын
Hey! I manage a warehouse too! I think we're all stock mutations.
@user-ln8cs9ev3l21 күн бұрын
okay soiled fool
@RealMTBAddict21 күн бұрын
So when is UPGRAYDE gonna inflate my bank account?
@agrandcanyonoffucksgiven277621 күн бұрын
Only one d?
@theschmedaparadox101821 күн бұрын
Shut up I'm watching Ow my balls!
@mr.hoppelelefant235021 күн бұрын
Inflation in progress..
@wiggum766321 күн бұрын
I wonder when the dlc is. Cause I’m sure getting bored of the base game.
@isaiasanchez198721 күн бұрын
Is that the pimp from Idiocracy?
@bentonroach952817 күн бұрын
I was scrolling through the comments, then i took an arrow to the knee...
@mattwasilewicz967716 күн бұрын
You inwah!
@sopretty43vr16 күн бұрын
think about how we can’t just travel country to country without a passport
@tylermcdonald947518 күн бұрын
7:45 what Joe is talking about is known as "Last Thursdayism," the idea that the universe was created last Thursday, with the appearance of being much older - including your "memories" of things supposedly happening prior to last Thursday.
@Erik-V17 күн бұрын
Why Thursday? Why not... Tuesday?
@jacobaaron125017 күн бұрын
@@Erik-VI think Thursday was just the day they picked lol
@twilight7901017 күн бұрын
@@Erik-V It's just a thought experiment. The day of the week doesn't matter. The point is that your memories of the past could be artificial.
@illicit00817 күн бұрын
Everyday is Tuesday in Tartarus.
@corona_beforecorona16 күн бұрын
It's Tuesday and I still don't care.
@muchlovegambine94918 күн бұрын
I honestly believe this. My dad god rest his soul used to always tell me. “Life is a game. You have to play to win. The only thing is when you die it’s over. No resets.”
@jackolis705017 күн бұрын
To me it’s more of a gift than a game. Just have fun living and love the people around you
@PRES-TRUMP17 күн бұрын
@jackolis7050 you must have abundance
@d.godummyy16 күн бұрын
@@jackolis7050don’t you have fun playing games? And grow to love the characters within it if the story is good?
@kevinhamilton992016 күн бұрын
*Laughs in reincarnation*
@muchlovegambine94916 күн бұрын
@@jackolis7050 death is the gift life the test to see what gift you receive after the test
@weekendliving509315 күн бұрын
Dudes been eating too much curry, it’s cooked his brain
@otherspectre187914 күн бұрын
Dissapointing comment. Atleast challenge some of his points specifically.
@naveenkumar-qm7ze11 күн бұрын
He’s an American who eats pigs and cows
@Davidson061717 күн бұрын
Seeing how we're only given 1 lives, and 0 respawns. We kind of have no choice but to treat it as if it is reality.
@bluelootgoblin16 күн бұрын
How do you know?😂
@Davidson061716 күн бұрын
@@bluelootgoblin lol
@Car5rtui13 күн бұрын
Who knows we might play a different game as soon as this one is over
@Davidson061713 күн бұрын
@@Car5rtui sure. That's no less likely than a magical sky daddy + eternal afterlife.
@claypennington60219 күн бұрын
I like to simulate multiple sandwiches at lunchtime. I make slight alterations to the sandwich code. Every time I run a new simulation I DO get deja vu. I think “this is very similar to the sandwich I remember experiencing just a moment ago” I eat for science
@bigredactionsportsstuff124521 күн бұрын
I’m a middle schooler and I think we are all living inside your mom.
@heelmoxley36521 күн бұрын
Got emmmm!
@adriang368821 күн бұрын
W
@wikdjester96121 күн бұрын
Take this like.
@a.nobodys.nobody21 күн бұрын
😂
@jlawbroski876316 күн бұрын
I’m a plumber and I think we live in a plumb
@Cosmic1_8_721 күн бұрын
“Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know.” ― Lao Tsu, Tao Teh Ching
@annaflick868621 күн бұрын
Tao
@progrocker211221 күн бұрын
"There is the Tao that can be spoken of but it is not the eternal Tao, there is the Tao that can be named but it is not the eternal name." Call it Tao, God, Allah, a simulation designer...doesn't matter to me, doesn't change my life.
@sativacation21 күн бұрын
“Man who stands on toilet high on pot.” - P.F. Chang
@jackcarren878121 күн бұрын
By that logic, doesn't Tao not know??? 🤨
@HoldMeBack21 күн бұрын
@jackcarren8781 lol I know right. Like saying a mime is the smartest person ever
@Roger-il8iw18 күн бұрын
I was a detective for years, and have had bizzare premonitions and dreams forever that I never tell people about because they’ll think I’m crazy. I firmly believe we are in a simulation and someone exists outside of it.
@vesturedippedinblood445017 күн бұрын
Jesus Christ is Lord
@Basickitch17 күн бұрын
Can you share more?
@kbellanger414017 күн бұрын
Nope
@Roger-il8iw17 күн бұрын
@@Basickitch i mean simulation theory is way more believable than evolution from lightning striking soup. Is it really so hard to believe?
@nooma261317 күн бұрын
@@Roger-il8iw I'd love to hear some intuition/precognition type stories, if you'd like to share
@OPTICXPROTOTYPE17 күн бұрын
Am I the only one who has extremely vivid and sequence like bouts of dejavú?? I have had episodes where I can actively recall a specific conversation and every word said with people I have just met as it’s happening in real time.
@Disinfo32115 күн бұрын
I get it all the time, but really bad. Somebody will be about to say something and I’ll know what they’re going to say because it’s happened before, but then I’m convinced this exact scenario has happened multiple times over.
@commanderofthecrop193016 күн бұрын
If a simulation is good enough to be indistinguishable from real life, that wouldn't be a fun game. Objective 1: Go work a 12 hour shift.
@bluelootgoblin16 күн бұрын
How fun it will be with max stats already?
@evrgrn751821 күн бұрын
I'm a cereal girl and I think we're all living in a cereal world.
@jordanalexander159221 күн бұрын
heyy lol
@kina2424921 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@starkid973620 күн бұрын
cereal
@Jamba-wl8ez21 күн бұрын
Wheeler’s delayed choice quantum eraser is about setting up your receiver in a configuration where it can’t know which side of the black hole the light went around (and therefore you see an interference pattern as if the light travelled as a wave and went around both sides) or setting up your receiver so it CAN know, like telescopes looking at either possibility (then your detector will show it went around one side OR the other, and will not show an interference pattern.) The only two conclusions are that the light KNEW how you were going to set up your experiment and acted in a certain way (weird) or that the decision you made today about how to set up your experiment changed something that happened 1 million years ago (even weirder).
@Alex.R.O.P17 күн бұрын
You're still dreaming when you wake up from your own world and you can't bring actual things with you from any of the realities..
@michaelwoodsdale46015 күн бұрын
I’m a therapist and think we’re all living in denial
@RestlessRizz21 күн бұрын
I'm an architect, and I think we are all living in someone's attic.
@detader884621 күн бұрын
Attic of God
@gregory_bear21 күн бұрын
Except those who live in the basement.
@ericlandry789021 күн бұрын
LMAO hilarious
@djamelreilly543321 күн бұрын
Took me a second to appreciate, that was funny 😄
@HeebieJeeBee21 күн бұрын
😂
@objectinstantiation21 күн бұрын
I’m an earthling and think we’re all living on Earth.