Elon Musk Reveals New Details About Neuralink, His Brain Implant Technology

[@zakariemohamed3837]

I swear if people ever get these implants on the hand or brain willingly and queuing up like at an IPhone release convention, then that’s the day I’m relocating to the Himalayas and live a life as a goat farmer and call myself Shen-Zao.

[@jasonalvarez6957]

zakarie mohamed well it’s around the corner so be prepared to pack your bags!

[@samuraibobafett1118]

same

[@zakariemohamed3837]

ben middleton can’t wait to see you there. When we get there do you want hunt snow leopards or the Sumatran Tiger?

[@zakariemohamed3837]

Jason Alvarez I’m counting on it

[@MrSkarbek36]

zakarie mohamed same g

[@JackG98]

It’s all fun and games until you start hearing ads for Spotify premium in your mind

[@yasserbouthirit3263]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@lordwhip4323]

“We’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty” 💀😂

[@ElPrimo-tq1bb]

😂😂😂

[@angel2641]

@@lordwhip4323 make it stop! 😭

[@foreverisu2002]

Hey! Vsauce, Micheal here...

[@dampfish6708]

Imagine getting up in the morning and needing a software Update

[@mysticmallachi777]

That's pretty much what sleep already does. More or less.

[@Ipleadthefifth]

It's coming soon

[@roberthouston3824]

@kmden Rt people tend to discard that which is given, but cherish that for which they have toiled. Studying is part of the struggle to achieve.

[@pariss1445]

Imagine updating yourself.

[@galaxy_distroyerkc9557]

I need it i have a synthetic bone bc i went in for brain surgery so i might get it.

[@snowysadventures3698]

23:10 “As a human being as yourself…” Joe’s just trying to reassure himself he’s not sitting with a cyborg

[@taylormeza2666]

It’s all fun and games until modders start giving themselves aimbot

[@georgevideos1849]

School shooters dream

[@eylonemuskson4177]

hahahahaha

[@harleyholic7527]

You won in my book😂

[@michaellonghauser3243]

Fucking dead

[@mihaiioc.3809]

/Gamemode Creative

[@jameswest4819]

Ever since I got my implant I've had this intense desire to buy a Tesla.

[@dahn0218]

Lolll

[@cmjg0214]

jahahn johnson be nice buckRooo

[@francois9747]

LOOOOL

[@francois9747]

@@jahahnjohnson3206 It's called humor, if you weren't so depressed and negative, you'd take the time to crack a smile.

[@cmjg0214]

Poy Tehe

[@marcelloalvarado8284]

imagine someone trying to talk to you and leaving them on heard

[@angelgfromcorkerii8797]

Marcello Alvarado LMFAOO NOO

[@TheGuiido]

This comment needs to get big omg LOL

[@Cyba_IT]

Not sure if it was intentional or not but this comment is quite funny on a couple of levels.

[@mackieincsouthsea]

Also seeing someone and leaving them on seen, this comment rocks 😂

[@zakariemohamed3837]

Amber heard. Wonder what that bitch is up to?

[@MichaelStrawn_I_am]

Every time you dream you’re going to see an advertisement.

[@ianduffy2329]

Elon's stutters are just signal issues from his real body on mars

[@huko4266]

Ian Duffy - Too far away to get near real time uplink.

[@ianduffy2329]

Huko426 thank you science man

[@johncardona6963]

my theory is that he stutters so much because he has to think harder to explain it to people not on his level😂😂

[@dwt1228]

@@johncardona6963 that is 100% it. His mind likely skips several steps to get to the end result and he has to slow down and step through it.

[@justicemagagane5737]

Bruh

[@olivercheeseman8227]

“You wouldn’t even notice somebody has it” *smiles*

[@mw-yg3jt]

Exactly..

[@lefthookheaven6377]

Oliver C creepy

[@codyi7119]

maybe he has it already

[@cyrusmoqadam5894]

NICE

[@jaybootidawg5167]

This guy has no soul

[@gautamknambiar]

Everybody gangsta til militaries start downloading aimlock on their soldiers' Neuralinks.

[@chaseself9813]

Underrated comment my guy 😂😂

[@meggamanmark6769]

Gautam Nambiar facts till we break out our 5g audio devices and turn them on blast lmao technology sucks

[@eanthomas6258]

Omg no!🤣😂

[@joshvan-h8402]

😂😂😂😂

[@jellevanryckeghem6396]

I know it's a Joke, but hypothetically if you think about it, militaries would certainly want to do something with that right?

[@HeatherSiebens]

This has already been going on for years study on epileptics. I gracefully rejected each time and requested more brain be resected. I went through my last (3rd) awake brain surgery in 2010. My brain has been opened and closed 7. Thankfully no more seizures and nothing weird in my head to follow me around with. I even had my screws and plates taken out. Doing this is absolutely controlling. It’s so painful on top of it.

[@KZ14.420]

Jesus Christ that sound like hell on earth. I have an enormous amount of sympathy for you. Glad you’re well now.

[@huckstaunfiltered8200]

@HeatherSiebens I am grateful that you are doing well, as I can relate... wishing you all the best 😊

[@dvk2photographer]

This is absolutely evil. Did you receive an implant?

[@j_official4138]

id rather have a chip than a lobotomy

[@akh5354]

What freaks me out most is how casual he talks about it.

[@paulb3436]

He does seem to be shaking inside sometimes, though. Don't forget, he has to appear cool af for his rich, nerd followers...

[@KaleFGB]

Paul B you sound insecure lol

[@sarenhs4535]

How tf do you want him to talk

[@SoumilSahu]

@@paulb3436 Imagine thinking Elon of all people appears cool while speaking. He's one of the most socially awkward public speakers out there

[@jsm530]

@@SoumilSahu hes an ugly incel looking loser. I wish one genius actually had some morality. They are all reptilian.

[@syedshah3823]

Must be awkward to have ads playing directly to your brain.

[@syedshah3823]

@Trwerking man That's the joke...

[@creepercrafters9711]

Syed Shah subliminal messaging has entered the chat

[@udonmonster]

Get premium for ad free

[@Jurgir09]

This

[@Jornadadeumguitarrista]

You're walking on the street and suddenly it screams " IFOOD" (Add) and you'll be like, Jeezz

[@TrappedinaBrain]

*wake up one day* *can't see anything* *message appears* "If you would like the use of your eyesight, send $300 of bitcoin to..."

[@j.rob.5943]

That’s hilarious

[@222leeloo]

100% borg. Part of the collective

[@rd8163]

This really happened to my computer a few days back. The bastards wanted $50k in bitcoin. You just scared me away from neuralink for good.

[@taylorbrock4635]

@douglas wahid I'm pretty sure that was his point. The security on these things needs to be beyond impenetrable.

[@calebmaceachern3598]

That's fuckeddddd

[@rem700longunner]

THAT'S why he takes those long pauses before he answer. He's processing the question, parsing the global internet for the most accurate answer, then formulating the words, and then it gets handed off to his speach center for verbalization. Makes total sense now. He's had this implant in for years now.

[@brandondann3514]

Everyones gangsta til you walk past a magnet

[@smokingmedzz4914]

Facts 😂😂😂

[@sirdollarjonesii9400]

This comment is underrated!

[@ajmalks6298]

Make it out of copper or anything else other than iron

[@justinlaine420]

I bet Elon already has a solution in mind.

[@themagus8214]

I Google is copper magnetic If you have a strong enough magnetic field all matter is magnetic. But copper is so weakly magnetic that we can't observe it without very, very large magnetic fields. So the short answer is "No, copper isn't magnetic." This can quickly be tested by trying to pick up a penny with a magnet.

[@mattyb8752]

Elon musk talks like he’s been to the future and it’s killing him not to say so.

[@robwright1286]

Not this again lol

[@Cedvig]

His species send a messenger here each 2000years or so, and as we all know the last one got crucified so he's pretty carefull on what he let us know haha

[@TheTeckDudes]

DMT took him to the future 😂

[@madbruv]

@@Cedvig yup

[@asant90]

Cool story bro dmt will not take you to the future.

[@MikeOxsmall68]

My guy said you can replay memories like a movie thats literally the concept of a black mirror episode

[@ErikPeterson101]

dude that's what i always do xD

[@azazelone905]

Or “strange days”

[@mitchuationnation426]

Brutha I think that's the whole concept of the show good lookings

[@charleshazen5779]

plot twist: black mirror is based on real life

[@chipsahoy5011]

So your telling me....I can watch a whole ass porno?!?!

[@lukewo5067]

Just so you all know this will be great for people with serious issues. I could never see normal people doing this. They already do wire implant things for Parkinson disease with mixed results. But implanting things in your brain comes with serious risks and complications no sane fully functional person will do this.

[@terriedavis2539]

This is not an good idea only for the blind people that would be willingly to get convinced to receive it, but this is what been talked about in the book of Revelation dealing with the mark of the beast. Means all those who get this Chip names are not written in the Lambs book of life

[@styxrakash4639]

I know tons of young healthy people who are VR enthusiasts that are looking forward to this tech to advance far enough into the gaming industry

[@jeanninehammond3775]

We're not talking about sane people. No SANE person would consider having part of their skull removed and be "wired up" for a symbiotic existence. Is Musk human???

[@ktrump5882]

Anyone think that we need to follow the scientific method and get this shit critiqued FIRST ?????

[@6472275455]

Yet!

[@sadmancho]

Who else got Black Mirror vibes from this when he said you can record your memories then replay them?

[@kobejordan5518]

If you think about it people can already do that just tape a camera to your head and record all day.

[@bakedpotatoe9679]

Pre programming you, so when it comes it’s not that much of a major shock.

[@ogitchiidaapine8803]

Simbeo

[@arma1stsfod368]

Welp you saying you could watch your own porn an keep it on replay

[@kobejordan5518]

@@arma1stsfod368 Just keep the laptop open.

[@RedditSupport]

Elon: *stutters 70 times* Elon’s Brain: okay I’m gonna make it where I don’t have to talk anymore. Reading minds is easier.

[@eanthomas6258]

Underrated comment🤣💯

[@tanmay9878]

🤣🤣

[@apexpredator9021]

It’s because he is trying to break down technical jargon into language the everyday person can understand; called lay language

[@onyxtytanium964]

He wants to be Charles Xavier

[@devmike]

It's because they are both stoned

[@jordanweltha7196]

The KZbin employee that moved the comments sucks

[@Prefacedeye7]

I'm sorry

[@axemurderbambi2995]

ADD much

[@jayeshkog]

Imagine watching youtube on a mobile device

[@dommimick7281]

Jayesh imagine caring lol

[@jegr3398]

Yeah it's fucking bullshit. Such a chore to negotiate the comments section anymore. It was fucking fine how it was! JESUS!

[@valpeysgaming13110]

Anyone catch how Elon said "they usually go in 2 to 3mm", which to me strongly implies that this process has been done already and was successful.

[@henryhassan2236]

2030: How to Jailbreak your Neuralink

[@yourdaddy.956]

Imagine in a thousand years a bunch of human skulls are missing a chunk of their skull and the civilization is scratching their heads like wtf where they thinking.. lol.

[@jameskester217]

Till you brick it on accident

[@Fermion.]

Thank you all for coming to my lecture on Quark-gluon plasma. Two major questions will be answered here today: 1. Where is the deconfinement offset as a function of temperature and chemical potentials? 2. What is the function of relativistic heavy-ion... _Due to non-payment, your Neuralink subscription to advanced nuclear physics has been cancelled_ ...err particles go brrr

[@tf2er584]

elonn musk make a hapiness brainchip releasing dopamine and hapiness into the human brain

[@ilovemyweed24480]

@@tf2er584 if only 🤔

[@realtaiter3991]

Anyone else think Elon already has the thing in his head.

[@LittleRainGames]

No he talks slowly. Lets say average word length is 4 letters, and he speaks 3 words a second, thats only 96 bits per second.

[@znom3455]

@@LittleRainGames the neuralink isn't currently able to enhance cognitive ability but it will certainly be a reality within the next few years

[@realtaiter3991]

LittleRainGames I don’t remember him saying anything about the speed at which you talk being altered? But I get it, your smart enough to figure out how many bits he is speaking. Congratulations.

[@jameskeith7608]

He is either a psychopath or an alien from somewhere else.just laughing at the masses.

[@holaramirez]

🤦‍♀️

[@youngprince383]

Elon musk talks like he's buffering in real Life.

[@trainmanification]

No

[@youngprince383]

@The Deathless lol ikr

[@tuttosalve8352]

This is how I talk man

[@VisionsOfXTC]

Tutto Salvé except you’re a dumbass

[@Novadababy]

Elon is a mad scientist the director of avengers based tony stark character off of him.. .n just like the movie cern has asked for his help.. remember cern didnt work until they got tony stark help

[@basstester8220]

Remind's me of movie Upgrade from 2018

[@AI-if6in]

Elon: “BEDTIME X Æ A-12!” X Æ A-12: *windows shut down sound*

[@MrJwyne]

Anas Ibrahim Haha That made me l o l 😄

[@BetterWorld0]

Stfu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lsuzicosbw644]

Anas Ibrahim 🤣🤣🤣

[@mirabella2154]

🤣🤣🤣

[@KingofDragons1982]

Beep Boop. 😭😭😭☠☠☠

[@n.staniss1637]

"Babe I didn't cheat" "Oh really? Lemme check your memory"

[@toop8979]

Bruhh 🤣☠️

[@psychedelic_salad694]

people who dont cheat shouldnt feel scared about that

[@celeryhead2225]

You ever seen Black Mirror.......

[@coolj1018]

Celery Head bruh fr that episode was sad

[@lucasmahsoob3680]

Celery Head i thought the same thing that episode was crazy

[@WheelBite0_0]

2030 youtube tutorials: how to overclock your neuralink.

[@yzack5521]

🤣🤣🤣

[@krsmanjovanovic8607]

*How to install VPN into your neurolink* I am afraid of this shit! Sooner or later they will read our minds and even influence our mind directly, WE MUST STOP THIS MADNESS!

[@adamwright6284]

😭😂 How to hack your neighbour neural.

[@minecraftkid649]

How to jail break your neuralink

[@adamwright6284]

Trey White 🤣👌

[@jasonshiller5703]

Elon blows my mind. Dude thinks out of the box 1000% of the time. He’s a smart cookie.

[@newforce5699]

I think it is the opposite, i think he is thinking to much "inside of the box". And if you think this man is smart your not very smart 🐑💉

[@heisenbergwhite1459]

If neuralink makes blind people see, paralysied people walk and deaf people hear it could could be possible that the pope has to canonize him. The last guy doing this died 2000 years ago

[@mjames3662]

Elon has a very limited understanding of what the actual smart cookies are doing at NeuraLink or Space X and even Tesla. His success has infinitely more to do with luck and deceptive marketing than intelligence. Essentially he's a "Fortunate Cookie"🥠. The Cybertruck is a perfect example of what happens when he's allowed in the kitchen. 👨‍🍳💩.... 🤦‍♂

[@allisonambrocio4855]

He prolly has that implant in him.

[@leddielive]

@newforce Your comment alone suggests jealousy, envy & a moronic IQ level of 60 if you're lucky. How on Earth would you know anything at all of what Elons understanding of any of his multiple successful companies? I'm beginning to think you'd be an ideal neuro-link recipient, at least that way you'd gain some sort of desperately need higher intelligence! 😂🤣😂

[@kena7007]

I love how Joe laughs and Elon stays straight faced because he’s not joking.

[@krylesangerbeaver]

Elon got into a lot of shit last time he was on the podcast and smoked up. He probably wanted to stay straight faced and not slip up.

[@MonkeyWrenching]

Elon is on some altered carbon type shit

[@kevindube7096]

@krylesangerbeaver He “smoked” last time but he definitely didn’t get high. Not sure if a version 3.0 Muskbot even has working lungs yet 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@ThatYoungGuy4]

@@kevindube7096 'Muskbot Lmaooooooo

[@kevinkane1405]

Elon is always like that. Interviews always get awkward when someone makes a joke cause they say it, start laughing and then Elon has no reaction. I think he’s just too smart and elevated in state of mind to have a sense of humor

[@crispouk3070]

“6 million dollars not that much nowdays” Me spending my last 35 pennies on an energy drink

[@commiehunter7964]

Put that happy shopper drink down the EU spit in them 🤣

[@napoleondynamite4148]

Crispo Uk I swear to god 🤣

[@crispouk3070]

Ben Johnson after this brexit madness it wouldn’t surprise me lool

[@badnewz6108]

Let me see if i can scrape up some change for a black and mild

[@commiehunter7964]

@@crispouk3070 lol wait til the EU collapse I'm gonna buy an EU country for £1 MUHAHAHAHA

[@breggden]

Elon: "I've invented a device that will allow people to regain sight and lost limbs" Joe: "You ever been ice fishing?? Its great, you take this auger....."

[@DatHombre]

Seriously lmao I couldn't believe Joe thought that was a good response right then😂

[@charleshubbard7179]

Lol

[@Choppa_Ya]

Leave it up to Joe to bring some levity to the situation.

[@ryandubois7419]

Brayden Clysdale I cant really blame him too much. Not sure how you reply to a thing like that, haha.

[@nadermaroun8411]

Brayden Clysdale vrrrrrrrrrrrr... and essentially you’re ice fishing in your brain and you cork it

[@calebladd4082]

Zuckerberg is watching this saying "oh yeah? Well, in the meta verse, we're gonna have glow-in-the-dark henna tattoos"

[@Schemez-16vhiphopbeatz]

Ha ha

[@grantbuller6353]

It’s all fun and games till he executes order 66...

[@damienonawave7736]

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔X AE A-12 : [ (X=10 ..10-4(4May2020)=6], [AE = A 1st letter of alphabet , E 5th... 1+5 = 6], [ A-12, precursor of SR 71, 7-1= 6] . 666. The mark of the beast is on peoples Hands or Heads, Revelations 13, guess this chip will be substitute for VACCINES, since it’ll be done by next year. Elons kid is AI , the first AI child, the one that will get people to worship the image of the beast. Awaken yourselves👁 Jesus healed the sick and got them closer to god, ELON AND TECHNOLOGY WILL NOW HEAL YOU AND PUT YOU FURTHER FROM GOD because you got help off tech, it’s like getting prosthetic leg replacement as compared to Jesus healing your leg... it just hits different and the appreciation is different. “Wisdom is needed here. Let the one with understanding solve the meaning of the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. His number is 666.” ‭‭Revelation‬ ‭13:18‬ ‭NLT‬‬ “He required everyone-small and great, rich and poor, free and slave-to be given a mark on the right hand or on the forehead.” ‭‭Revelation‬ ‭13:16‬ ‭NLT‬‬

[@crypto2633]

@Eli Bell it's all fun and game till your immune system tries kill itself now that it's 90%cyborg

[@BOArdbmx]

Bruh Elon just a man w money.. he doesn’t even know what he’s saying

[@damienonawave7736]

BOArdbmx yes he’s being used? Illuminati has a lot of power, if he doesn’t know what he’s saying how come you didn’t hear him speak on the current virus, or social distancing or anything relevant bro yet this is 5 days ago???? Bro trust me if someone has an agenda they can execute it while remaining on track

[@messianicteachingspage]

@Eli Bell "quantom dot tatoo"? Maybe that one is proof that those hypermodern hypertechnological chips are all marks of the beast of the same palette? That's why I'm telling you - don't get the RFID chip

[@Amaaa77m]

“ can’t wait to see ads in my sleep” said no one ever

[@deejprice3049]

😂😂😂

[@gbx5180]

Block non MUSK adds only!

[@MsShveta.]

I find your comment so disturbing. I blame you for my future nightmares.

[@urcozy]

Futurama

[@messianicteachingspage]

Revelation 14:11 King James Version 11 And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

[@andygriffiths9916]

Rogan is secretly horrified, you can tell.

[@cynthiasmith2459]

Haha! True!

[@Krooksbane]

PARK God and Satan are fake

[@christianguerrero329]

Krooksbane can u prove it

[@mattwastaken8608]

Christian Guerrero can you prove it is real?

[@mattwastaken8608]

Christian Guerrero the argument goes both ways and it will go on like that forever

[@arimoshelman9079]

He's a dangerous man.

[@elzify7440]

everyone is mocking elon stuttering, he has to think carefully on the words he says as there are millions of people watching and if people get the wrong impression of the game changing experiments it could ruin everything hes built and could end up being condemned by the government for being to enhanced for our time period

[@goldenealgefromdutchbros6834]

He's stuttering because he held didn't create the technology and he very clearly doesn't understand how it works or what it even is. He called it "a thing that fixes everything wrong with the brain". It's obvious.

[@wilfredooooo]

Nikolas Shull that’s a very huge assumption lol

[@dready529]

@@goldenealgefromdutchbros6834 no, I think he just stutters... y'know? like what 70 million people worldwide do?

[@insidescuff]

@@dready529its alot more than 70million lmao

[@dready529]

@@insidescuff I was talking abt adults

[@ienjo1kush352]

I feel like Elon musk probably already has clones of himself

[@ThaaImmortal]

no wonder he can work on Neuralink and Tweet memes at the same time lol

[@ienjo1kush352]

@@ThaaImmortal frrr lol

[@andrewnorton5162]

This is one of his clones

[@peterhill6080]

Hey

[@goodboah1238]

Really the stutter is just an after effect of the cloning process

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

Until we can get Google Translate to complete full sentences I think we should restrain on micro-chipping anyone's brain

[@AZTigerMMA]

Haha spell check can’t figure close words maybe we cure the common cold first .... or covid 19/20

[@alexanderchacon6690]

Tom Scott made a video about language barriers for google translate. You should check it out on why sentences don’t make sense sometimes when translated.

[@Professional.Bro.777]

You are in almost every comment section i read, nice traps tho

[@DannyBashy]

It’s mark of the beast

[@randomvicky939]

I wouldn’t mind putting this device in my brain if it took away all my anxiety . Seriously!

[@mariemosier9805]

Try magic mushrooms first

[@aurerixa6379]

It won't...

[@musichead101]

Your moms sweet asshole will

[@mv1991]

Joe was so proud of his ice fishing analogy

[@tuckerjohnson4082]

I loved it, he felt so included

[@the_spicegod]

@@janpietraszkiewicz9585 y66

[@the_spicegod]

@@tuckerjohnson4082 y66⁶66⁶

[@swoli1]

@@the_spicegod ý⅞5⁶ž7¾

[@gbangerau]

I think Joe likes when he can make Elon smirk at his silliness.

[@ohhaihaihaihai]

Imagine getting Alzheimers with bad app update

[@KOLDKINGKILLA]

Imagine getting a malware💀 just start glitching out

[@Uhg56]

@@KOLDKINGKILLA imagine having your brain literally hacked and losing function in your limbs...

[@mitchellsheppard2998]

Imagine seeing again Imagine walking and touching your lover.

[@Uhg56]

@@mitchellsheppard2998 Imagine someone taking that away because they feel like it. Computers and life support systems get hacked all the time in hospitals. If you're willing to put all your trust into some guy who's main goal is to make money you'll get what you deserve.

[@KOLDKINGKILLA]

Imagine the pop up ads tho😷 oh hell nah

[@musicnaperture]

I got one word for you: "stacks" . If you like what Elon Musk is talking about then you gotta watch "Altered Carbon" in Netflix.

[@orhan1149]

MusicnAperture ENVOYS TAKE WHAT IS OFFERED Elon musk be like "EVER HEARD OF REMOTED DHF FULL SPECTRUM BACKUP, MR KOVACS?"

[@JEENYUSH]

MusicnAperture bro dead fucking ads

[@Bahle_Gaji]

that fucking show made me "feel" shit. As in it was very good

[@ilyaasarsala9147]

season 1 was the best then it kinda fell off but still a good watch

[@theundead1600]

Read it. So much better.

[@geneanderson2688]

I want one. How do I get one?

[@nolivesmatter6108]

Elon: I'm afraid technology is getting out of hand. Also Elon: I'm going to put chips in people's brains

[@w.ys.r9519]

9:12" if you can't beat em join em" there's our answer kuz I was wondering why he changed his mind recently he KNOW something a MAN that smart he has money and all? This krazy damn elon talk to US

[@w.ys.r9519]

I remember reading a article a year ago and China was doing this from the UK Express website but they said they would be able to read ppl thoughts so they can track down crimes b4 it happen this was last year

[@virgie4715]

He tried to stop it all and make everyone slow down with the AI and nobody would listen. He said all of this last podcast. He’d rather be apart of it and try regulating it some or making it as safe as he possibly can, than to let others do it and it have horrible consequences. I’d say the man feels like he’s got humanity resting on his shoulders tbh.

[@Youxh47]

Ann Berlin or hes being forced to by a certain group and organization threatening him if he doesnt cooperate. Just a possibility.

[@robjones1328]

Ice G good one

[@ikbenvoetbal]

Elon: You put this thing in your skull Joe: Ever been ice fishing?

[@StazBlaze]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jesusduarte9626]

So true😂😂😂

[@techguy3373]

ikbenvoetbal... He better send an army if he wants that shit in my body. If I we’re Dictator these are first people I would eliminate.

[@raffiboyadjian1362]

Lmfaooooooooooo

[@raffiboyadjian1362]

This is so awesome

[@johnwick3d]

He's stuttering because he has the prototype installed in his brain. Still buggy but made him smart af

[@DavetheRaveDinkum]

I reckon Joe got him blazed

[@johnwick3d]

@@DavetheRaveDinkum nah, he was just puffin, not inhaling

[@omniis_chillin5288]

@KPW no one takes what you're saying. The dude made tesla into what it is he's smart bro

[@SJtoTHE13]

@KPW he knows rocket science idk about that

[@Flarps]

KPW Yeah and what do you do dude?😂

[@brookecobb63]

This that terminator gateway drug...

[@alwaysquestionyouropinions1119]

Am I the only one that thinks this will be weaponized in the future?

[@naturallyweird661]

No no no dude everyone knows it will be that's why we don't want implants

[@naturallyweird661]

@3Odat's Lair okay dude go get yours 😂😂😂 I am not stopping you ... Be a test subjects for those of us who can wait a couple of years and see if there are no major incidents 😂😂😂

[@debibarrington8348]

Preparing the way for the anti christ ..STAY OUTTA MY BRAIN!!

[@naturallyweird661]

@Mman did I ever say no one should get it ... I only said I won't get it ... Would you get a spinal surgery even if everything is alright with you .. Same case here in medicine there is always little risk involved

[@thisisntsergio1352]

Everybody thought it. The military most likely has it already for secret teams lol. I mean, who wouldn't want an edge over any enemy?

[@khoaprod]

lol imagine people start hacking other people’s brains

[@atlas-3541]

I'd give my friends random boners

[@kingbyrd.1512]

@@atlas-3541 Lol. Dress up as a trap then give them a boner.

[@creon3866]

This is basically Ghost in the shell. Watch the anime if you haven't already.

[@jonaswild1153]

Its already happening with all the media and other stuff that manipulates all of us just look at the lockdown stuff in america right now

[@lkjslkdjfglkjsldkfjl]

Yeah and holding your 5 senses as ransom for money

[@weststarr5911]

Elon named his kid that because he thought it had to be a username that wasn’t taken

[@youwingmantube]

LOL

[@MSaleh-vy8rr]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Scradee]

How To Remember Your Passwords: A Book For Naming Children

[@YouYou-tg7qe]

Well it is now x1000

[@billybull7419]

I see you also saw the meme on r/dankmemes

[@cbreezy3347]

“You wouldn’t even know somebody has it “. He definitely has it in his brain bro..

[@rarebreed345]

Nah

[@cyclonic8496]

Then you’re gonna have people jail breaking these things and becoming gods.

[@pontiffgoblin3200]

Theyll be able to turn creative mode on

[@damienonawave7736]

Juke Juked 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔X AE A-12 : [ (X=10 ..10-4(4May2020)=6], [AE = A 1st letter of alphabet , E 5th... 1+5 = 6], [ A-12, precursor of SR 71, 7-1= 6] . 666. The mark of the beast is on peoples Hands or Heads, Revelations 13, guess this chip will be substitute for VACCINES, since it’ll be done by next year. Elons kid is AI , the first AI child, the one that will get people to worship the image of the beast. Awaken yourselves👁 Jesus healed the sick and got them closer to god, ELON AND TECHNOLOGY WILL NOW HEAL YOU AND PUT YOU FURTHER FROM GOD because you got help off tech, it’s like getting prosthetic leg replacement as compared to Jesus healing your leg... it just hits different and the appreciation is different. “Wisdom is needed here. Let the one with understanding solve the meaning of the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. His number is 666.” ‭‭Revelation‬ ‭13:18‬ ‭NLT‬‬ “He required everyone-small and great, rich and poor, free and slave-to be given a mark on the right hand or on the forehead.” ‭‭Revelation‬ ‭13:16‬ ‭NLT‬‬

[@cyclonic8496]

@@damienonawave7736 well if it puts me further from God then I'll take it.

[@damienonawave7736]

Juke Juked okay sweet would you like a starbucks coffee and a cookie along your way sir, the tickets to eternal damnation aren’t expensive, just proceed 😇🤝

[@cyclonic8496]

@@damienonawave7736 Hells yeah I'll take a nice hot cup of coffee on my way to an eternity of partying

[@jackgaetz5444]

Neurolink is all fun in games until ur brain gets a amber alert at 3am

[@SKSillSKSill]

Jack Gaetz 😂 👍🏻 👌

[@goodshorts]

or a virus Believe in Jesus Christ of Nazareth for salvation, seek Him. Acts 4:12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved. God loves you and offers a wonderful plan for your life All of us sin and our sin has separated us from God Jesus Christ is God's only provision for our sin. Through Him we can know and experience Gods love and plan for our lives We must individually receive Jesus Christ as Savior and Lord, then we can know and experience Gods love and plan for our lives

[@KingPhilip_ULP]

🤦🏽‍♂️😆🤣

[@cooper_h3r509]

goodshorts wtf are you on about

[@Chitownkas]

@@cooper_h3r509 speaking facts your a lost soul who needs the help

[@keepchamberstv]

“Where does consciousnesses come from” Rogan: “I was watching this video of a monkey riding a motorcycle then it tried to steal a baby”

[@love2fight205]

What the hell 🤣😭😭💀

[@tfranco3202]

That vid is hilarious

[@f.t.w8645]

Lmao

[@AliPaia]

The exact same part that killed me 😂

[@xopha]

www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001700210016-5.pdf

[@NoNakersAllowed]

We need more engineers who think futuristically like Elon. The things he's working on now is a great start. Hopefully during my lifetime this will become a reality as well as most people owning fully electric cars then flying cars. I've always loved things in futuristic movies so I want this so bad.

[@denysehutchuk6490]

At what cost??? 🤔

[@neuro1073]

You probably also look like one of the sheep who would gladly take a dangerous implant into their brain like a fucking moron.

[@ralphymorrison5573]

You build civilizations with engineers, and all we get is corrupt lawyers. Another reason I don't vote.

[@jellyfam8649]

Flying cars will never be a thing we need or want cause of the potential danger

[@leswilson224]

​@JELLY FAM im sure folks said same about planes

[@ghostofinsanity666]

Watching Elon musk's career is like the prologue of a dystopian novel.

[@curismo5526]

divergent haha

[@waltertx.6020]

Elons brain must vibrate on a higher level. But dreaming when I was young I thought the "Dick Tracy" watch telephone would never happen! Now we have it! E.M. saying "we are already a cyborg in a form'phones', our data rate is just too slow" It is true to a large extent. All this technology blows my mind 🤯🤔

[@kevinharte3636]

And we're in it!

[@panther642]

I am sayin

[@stanmarsh912]

I love dystopian future books. My favorite genre.. but yeah it really feels that way sometimes.

[@gregthegroove]

Neuralink is literally the real-life start of a Black Mirror episode.

[@mvpbtc]

Soooo truee mannnnn

[@muhammadmujtaba1744]

You're jist copy pasting what Elon said

[@gregthegroove]

Muhammad Mujtaba Look at the time stamp Einstein. I said this BEFORE Elon even spoke those words at the press release.

[@nelsongeada4930]

Witch one? The episode about likes?

[@gregthegroove]

Nelson Geada No, one of the first ones about seeing your memories over again.

[@Gidoza]

Icke: They want us connected through AI. People: He's crazy. Elon: We will be able to connect people through AI. People: *applauds*

[@stakamou9881]

Some people will love to try it. Thats the end...

[@kisvke]

no applauds here

[@karchkurrai4765]

This man is just a walking black mirror episode.

[@jameswatson7409]

David Icke was right about alot of things.

[@redpillamerica]

I agree with you Julius.. people are blind.

[@P2Chill]

I love how Elon always does a little nod when he made a point to like underpin he made his point. When he makes a joke he does it too but with a lil smirk on his face. I could listen to this guy talk for hours. 😂

[@George-cu2en]

Yeah! Just simply explains a mind blowing way to restore the human brain then does that nod cracks me up every time

[@xerixx]

Joe Rogan: asks if we’d still like camp fires after getting a computer put in our brain Elon: “I like camp fires” Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

[@regularjoe3658]

I wouldnt be surprised if he has some type of neuralink chip already

[@odkeyes]

My thoughts exactly! i was just about to type that. Plus the face he made looked like an "oops" face

[@keenanweind1780]

He does sound strange; I thought he was high again...

[@xLuckyLucas95x]

Hooooooh shiiiit

[@BaronVonBielski]

Heidi LeeJade you’re absolutely bonkers. You think him pausing like every human does while in a conversation is evidence he has a chip? You must be able to create whatever theory you want by just watching two seconds of something because you clearly are methed up and think your thoughts are much smarter then they actually are. If he did have the chip, there’s no logical explanation why he would need to “reset” stop watching sci-fi movies

[@NoName-gc9tu]

Why arnt people going crazy about this???? This is insane!

[@vegeta8169]

Because they buy into al the bs. Mark of the beast, and I am an atheïst.

[@theflashdcuniverse]

@@vegeta8169 you're a fake atheist, you have to believe in revelation which I do to say its mark of the beast

[@vegeta8169]

@@theflashdcuniverse I just don't have to accept it😀.

[@vegeta8169]

@Atma Grizzly I meant it is the mark of tbe beast and all the talk that its for the good of us is Bs

[@alexmorgan2334]

dunno they are super paranoid people who ramble on about god and sheep or something. i am going to happily get the implant when it becomes publicly available since i have a lot of things that need fixing haha :p

[@blacktiger9866]

Elon Musk is a "calm" version of a real life Tony Stark without the iron man suit (yet)

[@harleypelligrin4993]

🤣😭

[@Splittechfeelings]

He doesn’t have the time to devote to building a suit. Cars/Spaceships/Neurolink. He’s building an militia he can control with his mind.

[@markmason8383]

How do people not see Elon musk is working with bill Gates and other evil billionaires with an agenda, his satellites aren't there for internet that's ridiculous, it's no coincidence that Gates wants to vaccinate the world and track everything we do, watch dr. Andrew Kaufman on Richie from Boston KZbin channel

[@marcuscarrow3938]

Hes nothing like a real life tony stark, tony stark designed and built his own creations. Elon musk has ideas and pays other people to try to make them a reality.

[@corykent7]

@@marcuscarrow3938 : Uum, not exactly true. With both Space X AND Tesla, he's the Chief Engineer. In other words, unlike Steve Jobs, who told his people what he wanted, and that they needed to figure how to do it, Musk actually designs these things himself. No, he may not be turning the wrenches and sodering all the little wires to the mother boards, but he does design everything WITH his team(s).

[@8jt]

Great podcast!!!

[@grim7148]

The way he talks it's like he already has it but is scared to open up about it

[@GiancarloXmusic]

I think during one of his interviews he said he already had one lol

[@art-tb3um]

Bet they made the movie 'upgrade' for that

[@MrFoofarew]

GiancarloXmusic he said that he didn’t in the podcast, but who know lol

[@RetroShark360]

@@GiancarloXmusic i believe he has two the first chil then the updated version that he said. Of course he's afraid 😅 don't you see how scary it is in America? People protesting the virus

[@wokeup28]

@@RetroShark360 yes but if people were to merge with ai then hopefully the thought process and information output would be substantial. Hell once realeased I'll probably get it and upgrade myself. You can't be afraid of progress, otherwise then you're(you is being used as a euphanism for john q public.) Just outdated.

[@jerryboics9550]

Rich people everywhere sighing with relief they will be able to just buy intelligence for their kids.

[@mirabella2154]

They already do it anyway.

[@OffRoad-jh1do]

Right... because now they just buy their kids college diploma. Lol

[@theasolerise9790]

Mood: Envy 😏

[@lilesmw]

That’s alresooccurs

[@Hazezoe_]

2030 KZbin tutorials: “How to install a VPN into your neuralink”

[@ashleywoke8504]

Or who can jail break my neuralink 😂

[@NickC-Ohio]

7:58 I love hearing Jamie chuckle in the background

[@michalmam3064]

I can see Joe was floating around one concept, but somehow never asked: "can you set it to stimulate brain to secrete more DMT?"

[@guitarboy0211]

hahahahaha I can almost imagine Joe doing that. He probably thought, man imagine what DMT trips would be like

[@zakov4968]

That way you might be able to remember more of the trip, idk

[@michalmam3064]

@@zakov4968 i bet it would be illegal guys

[@aaronbubby5]

Its all fun n games till someone hacks your brain

[@charleslasley5367]

You really think you are bringing up something they havent thought about?

[@BobbyDazzler888]

@@charleslasley5367 he not talking to they

[@charleslasley5367]

@@ElmerGLue well elon is not the head on this project so his programming experience is of little consequence. He has a team of people he invested in. You are not breaking any type of ground here bud.

[@espalorp3286]

You gain Brouzouf My legs are OK

[@j6hillgmail]

Too late.

[@zacharybrooks4169]

Joe: how do you implement this device Elon: Very carefully. ....enlightening

[@Zer0cul0]

Imagine if neuralink had a video describing the technology and new surgeon bot they are developing specifically for this procedure.

[@claytonhaze8086]

His replys are short because he has a stutter. It's also why he takes a long pause after questions Joe asks. Gives him time to recite the words he's going to use so they come out less stuttered

[@Pir-o]

@TONY D why do you think its a scam? Its not like its a new concept. I've been hearing about this idea back in the 90s

[@luisalonso959]

We keep them comfortable!

[@eleosone1706]

@@luisalonso959 the government is not involved

[@prisontales7707]

Imagine the impact this will have on addiction ! Will be obsolete ! Mind blowing !

[@samiyalcntas2466]

Everybody gangsta until they see Elon's phone has no fingerprints

[@Pawqqit]

Sami Yalçıntaş he doesn’t have prints on his fingers, only explanation

[@TeddyLovesBacon]

because he uses his tongue...

[@christopherbyers7207]

Is he using the Bluetooth in his brain to control the phone maybe?

[@williyg6969]

Elon is directing a real life "Black Mirror" episode.

[@jackster9785]

williyg6969 I was thinking the same thinggggg !

[@jasonzahnd1138]

but one that isn't depressing

[@CommissarVito]

Elon Musk is Black Mirror.

[@lincolnward85]

I was literally getting ready to type that

[@lincolnward85]

@@jasonzahnd1138 yet

[@Nag_camagoni]

Me : I'm hungry. My brain : Watch this 30 second ad on finger lickin good KFC chicken or skip ad for $9.99

[@joshuajames6977]

Oof

[@joeschomberg4249]

Some serious black mirror shit

[@b_claps_526]

That's a smart way if selling shit tho no cap

[@icemine2418]

just download a adblocker

[@hartley4686]

Mark of the beast

[@RayRae559]

I cant believe they're actually talking about this in such a nonchalant manner...

[@peacan696969]

That's because this is so far from reality it isn't funny.We don't have the ability to do this, our understanding of neurology just isn't there yet. Of course Elon doesn't generate more capital by telling you all the reasons his ideas aren't viable, he makes his money selling you on a concept whether its realistic or not. He's a salesman.

[@js4187]

@@peacan696969 100 % True . They barely have an understanding of the basics how the brain works . You're not going to stick one on INTEL's micro chips just haphazzardly into brain tissue and it just find its way around to where its needed .

[@zRevol]

I’m such a nonchalant manner

[@animefreak3010]

There's enough understanding to do what he's trying to accomplish with version one. Now what if they can save and learn from said version one? Give it 10years and 10different upgrades and we would probably know how to make artificial carbon copies of brains.

[@ryanblack9107]

It's pure evil.

[@jopo7996]

Arnold Schwarzenegger is trying to break into the studio wearing biker clothes

[@maximeanselot3007]

Asta la Vista baby

[@armchairquarterback2672]

Elon Musk = Miles Dyson

[@johnathan7258]

Joe Rogan come with me if you want to live Elon morphs into his true T2 form💀

[@j6hillgmail]

Skynet 2.0

[@Errral]

💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣 then He bursts in the studio and yells at Rogan “Get to the choppa! “. after pumping a shotgun round into Elon. “

[@jakegaffney9032]

There was spounge bob epidsode about this were Patrick put on a different head and he got really smart and then realized he wanted to be dumb again and put his old scalp back on. Anyone remember that😂

[@theunderdogfavorite1341]

Jake Gaffney Simpson’s too lol

[@afroize]

Basically "ignorance is bliss" in a nutshell lol

[@vivekshrestha6014]

Totally agreed..this elon wants to become oversmart..

[@demonking86420]

you mean brain coral?

[@assassino469]

I love spounge bob

[@vanessapanek9959]

You taught me how to play the psychogenesis, and it took me very little time to learn it

[@bbob5050]

Imagine you spend $6,000,000 on a neurolink chip and someone slaps a magnet on ur dome and it’s fried

[@Petergonzalezcomedy]

maybe if the neurolink is designed by a 12 year old

[@damienfoster256]

😂😂🤯

[@krisblaxter123]

Imagine walking down the street and somebody pulls the trigger on you. It's also that easy we just have laws to regulate that.

[@chrisoliver5322]

Imagine everyone has these and I’m just running around with EMP’s

[@jackietate4047]

😂

[@off-gridhillbillystyle3735]

No shit man.... Populous control easy bake oven way.

[@alanchizik8328]

@@off-gridhillbillystyle3735 Yea that will basically turn many people's heads into baked potatoes. Right? From what i understand, EMPs fry electronics permanently.

[@mihaiioc.3809]

@@alanchizik8328 not permanently, you can watch home made EMP videos on youtube where the object in question doesn't suffer more than a few minutes (i've seen one with a calculator, but from a calculator to an experimental thing that is connected to your brain it's quite the jump)

[@collinkeller1498]

Alan Chizik your brain can still function if it’s turned off your head wouldn’t be a “baked potato” your brain will not rely on this to function

[@df4089]

First step to a bio chip. “Execute order 66.” It will be done Lord Musk.

[@commonsenseskeptic]

If you'd like the introduction to the NeuraLink team we didn't get at the presser, and the major concerns about this concept, check out this two-part video series. This is definitely a case where the figurehead knows not of what he speaks: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKfQcpKdhpJsa8U

[@hans9862]

I know it sounds crazy, but Lord Musk sounds like a really interesting sith lord

[@dirtydan9153]

quite a coincidence how they wanna "vaccinate" the military first huh?

[@josafatmunoz7921]

It will be done my lord

[@markshaver3814]

STAR WARS!!!!!

[@wesperkins1740]

Seems to me, it would lead to risk a true take over of the human mind and body.

[@tomasosman2066]

U know the people that got it gonna be smarter and faster why wouldn’t u take it

[@Fellow_Traveller1985]

@@tomasosman2066 Moron.

[@Fellow_Traveller1985]

It already happened with the jab.

[@terriedavis2539]

Yeah it would The Devil and his Angels

[@GiRR007]

That risk has been a thing since humans have been ruling over other humans

[@adammacdomhnail2014]

2060: Mum I need to go to the hospital Mum: Why? *Me: i need to update my software*

[@ljmzw]

😂😂

[@imnotmark3053]

Larry Whiskeyjack Mum: No honey just plug you head into the computer

[@Magnus_Corvus]

@Jay Paltan Beat me to it

[@tyronedeshaun7717]

An MRI would cause quite a painfully crazy death.

[@bulenthasan]

And then all the clones get a message from Elon saying “Execute Order 66!”

[@Menaceblue3]

Master Skywalker! What are we going to do?

[@OlPalJoe]

Let me tell you the tragedy of Darth Bigelow the wise

[@ecognitio9605]

"Buy a Tesla"

[@lukago677]

Menaceblue3 ......awkward stare...... szooooom; i think thats how a lightsaber sounds.

[@josephfox5172]

😂

[@williamenright1129]

Mark of the beast technology

[@DoubleOBond]

Elon: There is no way to realistically assign a probability here. Joe: Right but roughly.

[@Sam-um9nu]

Roman he said exact probability

[@cooperfritsch3326]

Bro Elon was scared that ai would take over so he’s making humans ai.

[@cammoore2134]

No they are making humans ai to play God, dont be fooled they have a way darker intentions than to just put a chip in and thats it

[@mitchellsheppard2998]

@@cammoore2134 so by that logic they made antibodies to play god

[@mitchellsheppard2998]

@@cammoore2134 how have you any right to tell anyone what their actual intentions are. You trying to fool people by acting like you know his intentions.

[@mitchellsheppard2998]

@@cammoore2134 every great medical inventions like stints and all the life saving medications can be said their doing it to play god!! When it reality its to save lives

[@cammoore2134]

Mitchell Sheppard you dont know the truth🤦🏿‍♂️ this and 5g was made to kill people you will see soon. and most viruses are man made if you can believe that they make “ medicine” to make you feel better but in reality there and getting so much money and making evil with it.

[@NoNo-bw5cq]

Elon Musk : "all these things are electrical signals" Joe Rogan : "all these things are drugs"

[@marp00n]

No No LMFAO

[@crd7876]

Eddie Bravo: "all these things are conspiracies"

[@lonnieke]

Your brain will be like youtube with a commercial every 5 min

[@Redrived]

Joe: “so can you remove it” Elon: “yeah, you can totally take it out.” *Sarcastic smirk*

[@toddymcgann6129]

Damnet he’s learned or should I say sequenced sarcasm

[@toddymcgann6129]

M K I don’t think people who believe in cyber enhancements and being harmonious with AI care about the Bible haha

[@maxwattage6631]

That's what she said.

[@toddymcgann6129]

Patrick Fenis Why would he smite me if I believe in his true form lol

[@toddymcgann6129]

Patrick Fenis Damn well then I’m screwed

[@Fuzion367]

People on KZbin in 2030: how to fix “arm1.exe has hung and will now close” on Neuralink 10”?

[@danielpassmore5026]

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in ceiling fan

[@attackattack290]

Gonna keep a close eye on this comment lmao

[@Fuzion367]

daniel passmore LMFAO 🤣

[@bray8949]

@@danielpassmore5026 u literally killed me bahaha 😂😂

[@sycofya1677]

Random KZbin video in 2030: how to bypass neurolink chip with this easy trick...

[@nate5124]

When you realise we're all going to be those old people that hate future technology.

[@kaantax8666]

İ love tech so i'm not gonna be one

[@xboxfanboy59]

@@kaantax8666 imma get one lmaoo

[@screweduptx512]

Lmao TF how old are u

[@jamjnr7391]

Thats why our elders get upset when were online

[@korn5308]

Shit im 34 im hardly online maybe an hr a day or a little longer i don't do social media or any of that sort also people should take some time away from it spend some time alone get to know ur self or ur loved ones better if u distance ur self from tv internet and majority of people for a little while u can read right threw them u can see peoples intentions easyer cuz ur not lost in moment and had time to think on ur own so u will be able to see people for what they r good or bad u will see it and sad to say i see alot of people that want the self and instant gratification they only think of them selfs its very sad there r good people to but it will make u apreciate them more and cast out the toxic ones cuz they will kist use u

[@DanielHill-y6p]

They've had to test it on someone. Lots of homeless people in these major cities that no one would miss.🤷🏾‍♂️

[@zanekidd4394]

This is like the beginning of a black mirror episode

[@llewbach77]

The conspiracy theorists predicted this 20 years ago and here we are the Orwellian brain chip awaits us all!.

[@lobserionia]

Wich espiode1or 2