Noland Arbaugh Received Neuralink's First Microchip Implant After Becoming Paralyzed

[@Photosynthesislove]

This is one of those interviews that we’ll look back on and say “this is where it all started” we’re at a pivotal time for humanity.

[@JoshRichardson-es6vx]

No we’re not this technology really ain’t shit

[@crs092]

@@JoshRichardson-es6vx you should elaborate when saying dumb things like this.

[@pyroxon]

😬 fr

[@MrSimonw58]

Where can I buy this ?

[@Starset1881]

@@JoshRichardson-es6vxdon’t take it. Never insert any technology inside yohr body especially from any of these elites

[@Ascendsean35]

Never take being able to move your body for granted. Guys like this are the reason I remind myself that my problems are always pitiful.

[@rogerelzenga4465]

yeah it puts shit into perspective ^^ "why am i complaining about my hurt toe, this dude cant even wipe his own ass...." the only ones i dont pitty are people with down syndrome.... why? just watch them do things for 10 minutes.... you'll see unbridled joy in life.... those people are the happiest people on earth ^^

[@opaca512]

🙏

[@xChimkin]

watching videos on life in 3rd world countries wakes you up

[@Ascendsean35]

@@xChimkin ehh. I disagree with a lot of people there. Id rather live in a poor or war torn country than be paralyzed.. there’s a lot of people who live in 1st world countries who have just awful lives too. You see videos of some tribe fishing or w/e and they are genuinely happy. Idk, just my opinion

[@TRONAUSTIN]

@@Ascendsean35but your chances of survival being in one of those countries is very slim .. I get what you’re saying but war countries are the worse case scenario or extreme poverty dying of starvation or torture/bullets I’d take being paralyzed at that point in a safe country

[@SorinSilaghi]

This guy has an amazing attitude and they couldn't have picked a better candidate.

[@Wizzy678]

canditate for a trojan horse technology, they use the excuse of disabled ppl as if they care about the 'disabled' , neuralink will be forced for everyone so the govrnment could control ur mind just like with phones they got u because its conveniant but they gave it to u so they can spy and track u

[@SorinSilaghi]

@@cjskelton7603 someone that has a positive attitude and is motivated to go through with this. I'm sure it's not easy. And they're not testing eye tracking software are they? What got your panties in a bunch?

[@bigluisjayrogan]

You ppl are lost souls

[@astroboirap]

" a lot of it is right hand stuff"

[@davidw4812]

Sounds gay

[@chimneychap5142]

I am actually so happy for this dude but extremely grateful he's willing to do a trial run for us

[@Wopedomer]

He looks exactly like the guy I would expect to do this only to figure out there’s major damage left behind

[@Classified141]

​@@WopedomerMajor Damage 🫡

[@CannibalJoy]

Trial run for us? This is not even going to be 10% of what it's going to be. They're literally just data mining on a legal scale so that they know what they can and can't get away with. If you don't think that every government agency isn't watching this super closely, then you're nuts. As far as tech that's going to be safe and useful to the general public, this may never be it.

[@Scot-t]

trial roll*

[@nandoman4769]

Dude is now Elons bitch.

[@bakerco5286]

My daughter just got a robotic arm…high level quadriplegic too. She was able to take a drink by herself for the first time in over 4 years and she was able to give our dog a treat too! He loves her 'arm', and as her mother, I am so grateful for the people who are making these amazing things to help people like my daughter. (Paralyzed due to a flu vaccine.) Thanks for this interview - very timely for me.

[@Amanda-j3y]

Are you weary that the same industries who cause her to be paralyzed are doing this as well? (Not saying it's a bad thing)

[@Arkskii-gf03]

Cap 🧢. Make videos

[@jopo7996]

Joe "Jamie, pull up the...." Noland "Got it...."

[@EricaScalzo]

Best!👍🏽

[@alfonzo9289]

😂😂😂

[@alfonzo9289]

Pin this!

[@ChaseBlueFrankz]

Aha!!! You win.

[@wesleymce]

😂

[@jopo7996]

Joe doesn't realize Noland is using his Neuralink to do burnouts with Joe's Tesla Plaid in the parking lot, during the podcast.

[@airtreeswateranimals1]

bro woke up and decided to drop two banger comments

[@skuddingomcwinters6119]

My friend has a Tesla. The traction control is so good it’s pretty hard to do burnouts in tbh.

[@pussylips82]

My boy out here went back to back with the elite comments

[@willbrittain3046]

Bro…🫡

[@chkndonuts792]

@@skuddingomcwinters6119when

[@sanhanzuk2009]

If he farts and burps at the same time - he takes a screenshot

[@brianwilliamson8729]

😂😂😂 best comment

[@nomoreclowns100]

😂🤣😭😭 underrated comment!

[@francopirrello6414]

This comment is too good 😂😂😂😂

[@lordbunbury]

😂

[@thegavinbarry]

Banger comment

[@joeavey2121]

Thanks for having this guy on Joe. What a brave and inspiring dude. Good luck

[@Mutchy85]

T-0001 looks different than I expected

[@lunaticz0r]

underrated comment

[@ShadyRonin]

Lmfao

[@alexreza1552]

Facts 😂

[@BlackRose.999]

T-1

[@loganskates2487]

Favorite comment by far

[@317Beastmode]

This is probably the guy constantly killing me on CoD 😏😂

[@Keithersutherland]

No thats me. Sorry stephen

[@kelwinkwel]

Damn 😂😂😂😂

[@illygah]

you're the one who has no life. maybe you're killing you?>

[@styleemusic]

That’s me bruh 😂

[@joshbanas5709]

😂 😂 😂 That's awesome! 🤣

[@Whistleswein]

As a man who was paralyzed 4 years ago racing Motocross I am happy for these breakthroughs. Luckily for me i have gotten some sensation back and a little motor function. Stem cells and this are our best bet

[@TexasTexas-d9g]

Wow,I’m sorry for the accident.. Stay STRONG 💪

[@DannyTillotson]

Miracles still happen too without stem cells or neutrolink. There's always hope.

[@akirameru675]

Miracles? Really?​@@DannyTillotson

[@muhammadomer4674]

My sister was perfectly healthy, she suddenly became paraylised neck-down at age of 18. She is 28 . We are in uk. Stem cells are banned in uk. I think. Will it help her do u think? Should i take her to usa to get it done? Thank you for reading

[@CarlinSaid]

@@muhammadomer4674 do it

[@tvph]

this is our beginning of cyberpunk 2077 pretty much lmao

[@lucianoaaa4195]

ts live ngl

[@Albertastream]

Lmfao gross

[@tRENT0509]

He becoming a netrunner

[@drakkarlogan9070]

Ripperdocs gonna be eating good 😂

[@nia.d33]

The black wall is coming 😅

[@tylerpixler1294]

This is such a game changer for Noland! I hope it makes a better life for this man!! ❤stay blessed 🙏🏻

[@ehughes2912]

Should have asked him how the ads work and if he skips them or is he forced to watch them.

[@UziRaz]

That sounds like eternal torture. Imagine bro is stuck in a 2 hour ad

[@ChriS-tz9jm]

😭😭💀💀

[@elhadjimalickdiop2695]

No he can click on skip bc he control the mouse

[@HaikesXO]

For a small price of 5.99 a month, you can be a premium member. Ad free

[@BrianHallmond]

Just dont put ad blocker on your Neuro link and you should be good when YT fights back.

[@thanksfernuthin]

God bless you buddy. The feedback back and forth is crucial to success. Not only the implant learns, the person learns what the implant needs to function. I hope I see you walking around someday and your struggles are a thing of the past.

[@ttdttd4211]

Nah... his god is Satan now.. he isn't blessed from God..

[@Ro__fittt]

@@ttdttd4211 like you

[@ttdttd4211]

@@Ro__fittt negative... transhumanism is bad lmao. I feel sorry for noland.. traded enteral life for this trash tech. He is now hackable

[@ttdttd4211]

@@Ro__fittt negative.

[@oliveeisner8964]

You know it's just a money grab right? If they really wanted to help this guy they can do it quite nicely without a chip implant. Wirelessly. What's wrong with you people. These companies don't gaf about anyone's health or "healthcare"

[@John_Doe-007]

He's the 2nd neurallink recipient, everyone knows young Jamie is the 1st.

[@junebug5883]

After being paralyzed?

[@AXharoth]

you forgot about Elon and Zuch

[@KLPSPRO]

Where’s is young Jamie?👀

[@John_Doe-007]

@@junebug5883 no, probably shortly after musks 1st appearance.

[@illygah]

you were the first. all of this is just electrical impulses being sent to your brain from the matrix. everyone you know is an agent and they're lying when they say they love you.

[@TreFromGary]

Bros gonna be unstoppable at video games

[@stephanrobert5593]

Is*

[@TheCarpentersApprentice]

Mark of the beast. This is a Pandora’s box that we will almost surely regret opening. Today it’s benevolent, tomorrow belligerent.

[@NvrchFotia]

Really easy to say if you aren't paralyzed.

[@chkndonuts792]

I like how Joe was tryna hook him up with stem cells. Bro had the biggest smile

[@nathancr6481]

Joe Rogan would try to hook a guest up with stems cells if they even just stubbed their toe lol it's his thing

[@CantTellYou]

@@nathancr6481 just hop in my cryogenic sensory deprivation tank filled with ice-cold stem cells, it’ll fix all your problems

[@Cryptoverse-pi2zm]

@@nathancr6481 Didn't he get on that kick after Mel Gibson showed up on the podcast.

[@Akeoni]

I feel like the guy has done his due diligence and researched all of that… feel like that was a nervous smile like that’s nice of you but that won’t really help me.

[@rafaelmogollan1724]

To think I knew him in college and even played rugby with him for a bit. Figured he was gonna do something amazing, but this is just beyond amazing to see.

[@Ki11Th3mA11Kid]

What was the diving accident dude had that paralyzed him like this do you know? I got tons of respect for him for just being able to fight and stay optimistic in such a tough situation

[@martianhighmile9088]

You didn’t do that 😂😂😂

[@rafaelmogollan1724]

@@Ki11Th3mA11Kid i dont have the particulars. Im just going off of what he mentioned in the video. I just remember after we graduated college I looked him up on fb and he was in his chair with his family asking to help purchase a van fitted for him.

[@rafaelmogollan1724]

@@martianhighmile9088 I mean we werent close but I did in fact know him seeing as we had the same majors/classes and were in the same organizations. We just floated in the same circles but he was one of the few who was very memorable by how he carried himself.

[@JimmyJohnson7077]

​@@rafaelmogollan1724what happened to him?

[@00ga-booga]

"What's your stance on bears?" - Joe

[@hoLysTringZ]

Bears, beats , battle star galactica 🤓

[@Champuru2]

Wow good one dude, you made a bear comment on a joe rogan video

[@Scot-t]

…stance

[@patrickmcmanamy7481]

this guy is a fighter. gives me motivation!

[@TweezerShred]

Wow now i understand how this shot works finally. Explains it well.

[@NPC-mu9oq]

Neuralink will end up being another gateway for ads to reach a bigger audience

[@ayron419]

Hahaha fucking hell could you imagine an O'Reilly's auto parts ad mid minding your own business?

[@CFUNK2001]

​@@ayron419 The O'Reilly's auto parts ad already plays in my head lol

[@Carma123]

That’s terrifying.

[@Hj61S827]

Uhh yeah it’s covered well in a documentary…called The Matrix.

[@akuai4408]

In the middle of your dream you just hear "want a break from the ads?"

[@pdancrumpton]

This guy is making me cry. I’m so happy for him. I’ll admit this is all very scary but seeing him be so hopeful and brave is amazing.

[@oliveeisner8964]

Why? He's being used as a propaganda tool. They can heal him permanently without a stupid chip. Wirelessly. So why don't they do it?

[@BrdOutaMyMnd]

@@oliveeisner8964 propaganda tool? he's literally considering going against neuralink and do stem cells but no one will accept his case. He says that halfway through. fool.

[@maynardtrendle820]

​@@oliveeisner8964What are you talking about?

[@procles876]

He believes the stem cells will provide him a little more sensation that would allow the neuralink to work more efficiently. However, the neuralink study is a controlled study, any outside influence will obscure the data, and could ruin the study. That's what he was saying.

[@OwenHooper-mv4fm]

Because the data would be obscured. He’s in an experiment that will change history. People sacrifice their lives in meaningless war and conflict every day. His life is better- just because it’s not perfect doesn’t matter. Sacrifice of a small bit of functionality for the greater good is important. Commies don’t understand. They think everyone should have everything right now whether or not it’s going to lead to better outcomes in the future

[@aconceitedbeast731]

A future where privacy is no longer a thing. What could possibly go wrong with that?

[@colt4505]

That future might be one where people are okay doing anything and everything in public. Not just being seen, but recorded doing literally anything. It will either be shamelessness or fear to do anything that might be judged by society. It will also be a future where you can commission an AI to make a fake video of anyone doing anything, so it won't even matter to a certain degree.

[@steve1279]

Imagine all of the data that will be mined!!!! Privacy will be obsolete

[@cheeks7050]

Bro, let the paralysed walk again.

[@mcsike7264]

You think you have privacy now you trippen 😂

[@ttdttd4211]

Free will is over -Yuval Noah Harari

[@mars2165]

13:08 - this tells you exactly the direction that they’re heading in with humans. Complete control.

[@Tronald187]

It’s already being done to the general public. It’s been going on for years. They can also read all of your thoughts and memories as well as see what you are seeing. They can also manipulate your dreams. They can completely hijack some people physically and make them move and speak. Not to mention voice to skull tech, where you can audibly hear music sounds and voices straight to your head even if you plug your ears. It’s wild man. I’ve experienced this all first hand. I’ve literally played tekken in my head against these people who ever “they” are. I have a few theories.

[@emmanueladaramodu4347]

@@Tronald187this is the mark of the beast that is in the bible near the end times

[@TheSlicer40]

And what are you going to do about it? Complaining in some comment section isn’t doing much.

[@dudemanbroguy3464]

@@emmanueladaramodu4347bruh the Bible is a construct of complete control. Eat shit

[@Tronald187]

@@TheSlicer40 there’s nothing anyone can do about this unless you have some incredibly large defense business with billions of dollars in expenditures. It’s too far gone and too much money in it to stop this unless some divine intervention steps in. Just my opinion.

[@Checkered_Demon00]

Thanks for this awesome guest, Joe! He’s so positive and cool and I’ve been interested to know how all this works ❤

[@Ki11Th3mA11Kid]

Man we all really take for granted being able to move around with all our limbs and even those with prosthetics gotta see this guy and feel thankful they still have motor functions and can feel things from the neck down... Dude seems optimistic and has a good outlook I'm truly pulling for hin to regain some bodily autonomy even if its just his hands and torsa 🙏

[@Louzahsol]

I bet this guy gets two 3 unskippable ads before hes allowed to blink

[@projunder]

yall need jezus

[@Louzahsol]

@@projunder oh come on, with companies like youtube trying to squeeze every last penny out of you and me, its totally plausible

[@reidcacaro2919]

Naw, thanks to T-Mobile he only has to watch one 45 second ad at the beginning of the day

[@blackmambo8702]

@@reidcacaro2919Yeah they recently updated it to 2 unskippable ads. No worries though, it’s just one in the morning and one before bed. Super convenient

[@SpeedyyClipss80]

@@reidcacaro2919I head you can upgrade your subscription to skip ads!

[@naeso9994]

Let us acknowledge a man of class. The hoodie says it all.

[@kelwinkwel]

What does the writing on his hoodie mean?

[@anthonymatthews20]

⁠@@kelwinkwelIt means “Jamie pull up the video of the bear with the neurolink implant” 😂😂😂

[@naeso9994]

​@@kelwinkwelit's from an anime called bleach.

[@redred1952]

White

[@macrot5419]

BANKAI!

[@augustortiz]

Elon Musk has this guys search history

[@aconceitedbeast731]

Nice one!

[@gofastgang7284]

The nsa has yours too😂🤣

[@Nalololol]

​@@gofastgang7284😅😅that's the joke 😅😅😅

[@Davidhust1e]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Hash1Suspect]

@@gofastgang7284WOOOOOSHHHH dumbass lmao

[@aliciapalokonis816]

I think you are courageous, and a pioneer. I pray you heal. 😊

[@TheDude69]

I was born in the early 80s and the changes I've seen in my lifetime are unbelievable. Mid 90s you could get watches that controlled tvs. People were impressed! Early 2000s I got a phone that could take pictures, then within a few years you could connect to the Internet on your phone, now it's all gonna be connected straight to your damn brain! The age of the cyborg has begun..

[@Hj61S827]

How is everyone going to skip over dudes statement that they ask the pig for consent???

[@semajyo9628]

Fr like what

[@brysonishesh]

put the time he said that please?

[@brysonishesh]

like time stamp in the video please

[@rababkhursheed]

13:37 😆

[@euroyen420p2]

They ask the person, consent, to use pig parts during surgery.

[@benzohhhhh]

My man has on a bleach shirt on a rogan podcast.. this is history

[@FreemindTv11]

I watch JRE all the time but that’s what made me click fr😭

[@kayvee5286]

In what way?

[@caiuswolf7725]

@@kayvee5286bleach

[@Syndromev10]

FAAAAAACTS

[@ModernMusashi]

Cool shirt too! Really lowkey :)

[@customconnections2425]

Dam its nice to get a breeze of good news, I hope dude comes back fully on his recovery! It’s really great to hear him describe his experience and explain it in that type of detail, truly and experience that I am completely baffled and astonished by. That would’ve sucked if they pulled the rug on him, so glad they didn’t. Just🤯 We are living in the future finally!

[@byzantinee7958]

What a fascinating point in history we’re in. God bless this man for being brave and excited about being a pioneer in this sort of thing. He’s got a great attitude and seems very eager to learn and contribute to this research. Long term the benefits are endless, let’s just hope for more pros than cons.

[@sarahlaslett3279]

The chip could also be endlessly serious and detrimental. What about outside manipulation? May seem ridiculous but the possibility of anything happening can no longer be ridiculous. I have two conditions that a brain chip might help. But I still wouldn't have it. The Bible warns against it. It is said that a time will come when nobody will be able to buy or sell without something on the forehead or hand.

[@Offtapcrew363]

Imagine thinking bad thoughts and your just seeing everything spawning in

[@truthsayer9534]

I saw a story where doctors used two Bluetooth devices to relay electrical impulses between the two portions of a severed spinal cord. The dude was able to move his legs but has a lot of rehab ahead of him to learn to walk again. Incredible.

[@John_Redcorn_]

It kinda weird they didnt figure it out decades ago, since thats really all the CNS is-an electrical circuit sending signals down a ‘wire’ (spinal cord)

[@martbarnav1787]

Imsgine if we could have improved reflexes by using tech like this. The nervous system is relatively slow. So maybe it can be sped up like this.

[@VladimirV1]

We're getting closer to that alien interview

[@Toughtimesroughminds]

Joe's been face to face with them countless times👁️🦎👁️

[@markbrooks169]

Better yet end times

[@Allthewayinthe415]

Very well spoken this conversation kept me intrigued the whole time!

[@ttdttd4211]

Boring...not impressive with this trash tech.

[@GPS509]

This interview will be very important after 50 years. This is true beggining of coalition of Machine and human

[@jonathankulesa]

“My CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer”…

[@Fellowrser]

Living tissue over metal endoskeleton

[@TheMsr47gaming]

T-1000

[@ChristopherbiggsWA]

Do I go with you if I want to live?

[@adamf7156]

I need your clothes,your boots and your motorised wheelchair

[@slide5039]

As I get up to speed dial John Connor

[@CloudyyvilleThoughts]

Bro is a walking Apple Vision Pro basically

[@chacet09]

He can't walk

[@akshaytunk5028]

Rolling*

[@bllymusic9614]

That umm... Walking part .. might be hard 😆

[@ItzzShazey]

Human apple vision pro*

[@CloudyyvilleThoughts]

Yoo😭😭😭jus realized how fucked up my joke was💀I wanna apologize but ..

[@rancewhite9312]

Imagine having that and everything going great but one day someone from 4chan hacks it and just spams you everyday with thousands of frog memes at 2am. 😂

[@JM-yz6zb]

that's like best case scenario for a hack like that

[@taylordaine3881]

This is extremely amazing and scary! I hope this guy excels, but I also hope they are cautious when expanding uses.

[@gerwyntiberius1918]

Awesome technology. Happy for this man receiving back some independence and control over his own life. Hopefully they can come up with a non invasive version for non medical commercial uses. You'd be able to use this to deep dive into VR and feel as if you're there. Can probably trick the brain and senses into believing simulated reality is real and you can feel, smell, touch, taste, see and move with a thought, etc.

[@ryan3390]

Joe wants him to go do the stem cells in south america, but he can't afford it and applied for research treatment but he never heard back. Hopefully Joe finds it in his heart to pay for it for him.

[@danielbrookes995]

Was hoping joe was going to say "i got you"

[@Carma123]

They used to do the same thing Kyiv Ukraine before the war. I hope he does pursue the stem cells. They work.

[@dustinwalker8152]

Joe saying “I will connect you with them” is his way of saying I got you covered without getting the unwanted notoriety for doing so. *edit: it seems like*

[@HeroKeepOnMarchingOn]

What's with the assumptions?😅

[@dustinwalker8152]

@@HeroKeepOnMarchingOn just making asses out of ourselves, no biggie.

[@jonathangonb]

Love this man’s personality. Really hope this works out for him and many others

[@jonathanfletcher97]

“Over time it could become completely thought based.” holy shit imagine Theo with a neurolink lmao

[@InBoccaAlLupo333]

Bluetooth connections for this stuff seem a tad vulnerable to jamming with simple rf signal jamming/blocking devices. The governments will have to crack down heavily on the illegal use of jammers and other such devices 😮

[@DeanNutz]

Sometimes we really don't know how lucky we are. I admire his positivity ❤

[@JenkinsStevenD]

It is like ReWASD but maps the inputs from body to computer, but also has a learning algorithm.

[@amateurgenius8486]

Combat sports with robots like that one Hugh Jackman movie.

[@justinc4924]

"there's no rule that says a dog can't play basketball!"

[@mw5213]

Real Steel lol

[@amateurgenius8486]

@@mw5213 That's the one!

[@aeromtb2468]

probably use for war between robots and hooked up to special operators

[@AXharoth]

no

[@shrunkensimon]

"Wow" Yeah, you ain't touching my brain.

[@jackreacher2095]

You would probably think differently as a paraplegic

[@shrunkensimon]

@@jackreacher2095 Nope. I'd either deal with it, or buhbye myself. I'm not having the MIC frontman Musk sticking an interface in my brain.

[@joshlewis575]

​@jackreacher2095 nope if I was ever paralyzed from the beck down, nothing but a talking head, I'd find someone to help end that nightmare. This chip isn't going to help him move again. Just another one of musks scams. There's people who think this will make them neo😂😂 just another hustle from the world's greatest snake oil salesman.

[@BimmerBros]

There is far less invasive tech that has given really good results. No need for implant , just a headset that reads brain waves

[@AXharoth]

@@shrunkensimon AHAHAHAH sure buddy

[@undergroundpublishing]

About 20 years ago, i was hanigng out with a couple of Airforce guys in Germany. I told them I couldn't wait for the Airorce to start using units like on the cartoon Exo-Squad. They looked at me like I was crazy. Now we are on the cusp.

[@JayM928]

It’s 2024. I’m an AF guy. Reading your comment and thinking you’re crazy.

[@undergroundpublishing]

@@JayM928 Right...because our military has no vested interest in anything Elon Musk is doing.

[@aaronfranke3251]

We’re going through a cyberpunk reality and this is just the start of it. Technology is dope as hell, with upgrades within the human body and brain. AI is not slowing down and it definitely won’t. Space travel is there, more or less. Civil unrest is at an all time high. The future is going to look strange as hell.

[@eddiealfano]

"But can you shoot a bow?" -what Joe's thinking

[@ThumbDr]

“ I know kung fu”

[@AXharoth]

yes and i can guide the arrow

[@starshiphaiku8323]

​@@ThumbDr lol great Matrix reference!

[@mokkaveli]

I give it 15 years before dude is in a mech suit shooting arrows at 200mph

[@UnseemlyGenie00]

"But have you done DMT?" is what Joe's really thinking

[@petemoney451]

Being able to remotely control someone using Neurolink like they did with the pig is very scary.

[@AXharoth]

but also cool as fuck

[@petemoney451]

@@AXharoth In the right hands yes

[@AXharoth]

@@petemoney451 capitalism incentivises people to make good product but ofc theres a lot caveats

[@tapetwo7115]

Just get adblocker and noscript installed for your dreams

[@manhalen7046]

​@@AXharothno its not cool

[@LegendPoptart]

Skynet gonna go crazy with this one

[@DodgersLH714]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Arnold still around they will clone him

[@andren8788]

Ayo 😅😅😅

[@George-i1f3p]

Skynet went live in 2020

[@D4V3.0H]

Skynet has become fully self aware

[@dndmat]

You know, with drones and such this got me thinking about farming oddly enough. I know lots of people that have tractors that will drive by GPS. I would imagine it is not a far stretch to have people driving their tractors from their houses someday rather than even having a big cab with AC and radios and such.

[@Amanda-j3y]

Farmer here, it's nice to be outside. Wtf would even be the point of doing it from inside your house unless it was fully automated by ai. That isn't even an upgrade. Makes no sense

[@dndmat]

@@Amanda-j3y Oh I agree but unfortunately I feel many people in the world would LOVE to live like in the movie Wall E. lol. Scary

[@AimeeHope89]

It's highly unsettling that barely anyone see's how much exploitation and tyranny could easily happen with this technology. That phrase "they were so concerned with if they could, they never stopped to think if they should" comes to mind. Sigh.

[@MrNote-lz7lh]

Just about every comment on here is about the harm it could cause. What people are missing is the immense good it could bring.

[@Redspore]

I like the Bleach jacket

[@AXharoth]

thats the most important thign you had to say

[@TeeKeeps]

@@AXharoth To me it's compelling. Ion like it in this setting tho.

[@solaireastora5394]

That the most interesting thing you had to say? ​@@AXharoth

[@AXharoth]

@@solaireastora5394 breinded

[@numberwunsaifu2575]

Getting close to fighting vipers.

[@rickquist3992]

No way. No how.

[@TheAllthegoodstuff]

All the best young man 🙏❤️

[@Verymusician193]

How about urges? Can you hit someone when you are mad and are having the urge to hit something?

[@jjirish2]

Human tagging and tracking "through good intentions".

[@TriforceElder08]

Wonder if you posted this from your phone...

[@TheMagicPuma]

As the other guy said, if you posted this with a phone, then its pretty much the same thing lmao

[@torvic1236]

Unless it's mandatory to get one implanted, who cares? If it cures some kinds of neurological issues then awesome...You probably carry your phone everywhere anyway.

[@jeffsilvey8799]

Road to hell

[@Avogadros_number]

@@TheMagicPumayou can ditch your phone. You can’t ditch your brain.

[@dekayallday1]

Steven Hawking was the OG to this movement. No pun intended.

[@JustAnotherJarhead]

Nd Thus proves that all that Hawking footage was total bunk and faked.

[@ContentRemoved___]

Epstein’s buddy..?

[@lukepeeters5178]

@@ContentRemoved___ biggest con artist.... hawkings. htey made us think hes super smart haha

[@microchrist6122]

OG of underage manipulation

[@goldjozi1276]

You son of a....

[@scraff97]

Regarding Nolands mobility, I think the nural link connected to an exoskeletal harness with servos for movement would work.

[@briang4914]

Or just do what they said and tap existing nerves and muscles below the break

[@briang4914]

Unless you're thinking like turning him into a proper cyborg war machine or something wild like that.

[@soulslur]

With you there

[@DarkSpice84]

Not trying to be a conspiracy guy, but a situation, like the chum bucket brain takeover from SpongeBob sounds like a very very scary hacking scenario. I'm sure neuralink would make these things with incredible firewalls, but that experiment with the pig where they could control the movement is awesome yet horrifying.

[@KyneGG]

Imagine linking this up with an exoskeleton. It could jolly well give him his mobility back

[@mattmmilli8287]

I will wait till v4 😅

[@numberwunsaifu2575]

100%

[@jeremymackevincaylor5041]

At least.

[@pkz420]

I can't wait that long. I'll take v3 after the first major patch.

[@JeffWarren47]

Comment section is now closed!! We have a WINNER!!😭😭😭😭

[@brysonishesh]

A few questions i could think of off hand, how often to they do updates and/or fix/patch gliches/bugs & when a new version comes out do they stop maintence on the older versions or shut the systems down forcing you to buy new ones? maybe they could import some kind of membership program where you get no ads + free brain surgery's for the new version each time? also could a magnet damage this device?

[@juliansalinas8146]

This is like the interview on I am legend, where the Drs are talking about figuring out the cure to cancer” then the next scene is the helicopter crashing into the bridge.

[@patrickhanberry9861]

Lmfao

[@briang4914]

Best case scenario it's just as dumpy and disappointing of an invention as the smart phone. Riddled with ads, toxicity, and spying. Worst case it ends us all.

[@douca1]

History is being made. Man and machine.

[@pkz420]

It's not man *and* machine anymore. It's man-machine, now.

[@ttdttd4211]

Hybrids are abomination

[@TeeKeeps]

@@pkz420 Same thing. Here's the penjamin.

[@Cat-Capped-The-Rat]

Daniel 2: 40-43 40 Finally, there will be a fourth kingdom, strong as iron-for iron breaks and smashes everything-and as iron breaks things to pieces, so it will crush and break all the others. 41 Just as you saw that the feet and toes were partly of baked clay and partly of iron, so this will be a divided kingdom; yet it will have some of the strength of iron in it, even as you saw iron mixed with clay. 42 As the toes were partly iron and partly clay, so this kingdom will be partly strong and partly brittle. 43 And just as you saw the iron mixed with baked clay, so the people will be a mixture and will not remain united, any more than iron mixes with clay. I have a feeling this is not going to end well for those who integrate machine into man. Something will be left unaccounted for, and many will suffer.

[@D4V3.0H]

Cybernetic organism

[@HuffHorsepower]

Not me starting to break a sweat about how we as humanity aren’t stopping to ask if “we should” just because “we can”…

[@MrNote-lz7lh]

Yes, we should. Next question clown?

[@bernardlazo1985]

Ai and the human brain connected what could go wrong

[@erroneous6947]

Through Bluetooth. Lol. It’s like ghost in the shell. THEY will be able to hack your brain.

[@WardenWyrd]

Puppetmaster rubbing his hands like Birdman rn 😂

[@SHERMA.]

yea lets just "not do it" because of all the stuff that "could" go wrong the world wouldn't advance very far is everyone was your type.

[@joerogansghost7402]

It's clear what's going on here to me. They are now trying to make this new technology seem normal by putting a face to the first person to have this implanted. Not surprised to see this on the JRE since it's also clear what they use Joe for since he has such a large audience. Sure if this tech is used for good purposes it sounds amazing for people that have a real need for it, but let's be HONEST here. WE ALL KNOW how this new technology will be used and it won't be primarily for GOOD purposes. Prove me wrong Elon. I hope you do, but I HIGHLY DOUBT IT.

[@LeftyRighty123]

Joe got 250 million reasons to keep pushing the WEF agendas.

[@newusernamehere4772]

I would agree with you both except for the fact that nobody has ever really managed to use Joe, he's close friends with direct enemies of the WEF and clearly is actually interested in this technology and not just puppeting someone elses misguided opinions for attention like most people for example you right now lol

[@newusernamehere4772]

And I know im the only nonbiased person in this thread so far because i dont actually care about any of this, so probably much closer to the truth lol

[@jasonbrody8724]

Throw your phone away or you’re a hypocrite

[@capitalist4life]

You have a point but shouldn’t this guy be free to try this new technology?

[@DAMAGE795]

Then, can't they theoretically install a receiver in the spine? So the one in the brain talks to the one in the spine? Allowing him to move his limbs?

[@semajyo9628]

That’s what they talked about and said they are doing it on animals first and showed it…how high are you lmao

[@medarby3066]

​@semajyo9628 no officer it's "hi, how are you?"

[@EeveetoUmbreon25]

5:56 so its basically just a way to use a computer without needing to use your hand. Its not reading you thoughts, as in collecting data, its just transferring the signals from his brain to the computer.

[@FirstnameLastname-my7bz]

Yeah. For now

[@murktee]

I need my neurolink it’s been on back order for some time now. My insurance even covered it!

[@drorider5807]

I clicked cause I thought it was Max Holloway 😂

[@GhastlyCretin]

I think he looks a bit like Tim Kennedy

[@BillSharks]

Tim Holloway.

[@snarl3027]

The three of you exactly transcribed my thought process 😂

[@lancekidwell5729]

Holloway at 185😅

[@rockzen8050]

Timax Kennolloway lol

[@MistaTea247]

Elon was like I’ll give Joe a call, he will eat this sh*t up

[@AXharoth]

M0ron

[@ThomasThorr]

Gee you gotta be a heartless piece of shit to listen to this guy talk about how much his life has changed and instantly turn it into a point to try and shit on elon

[@lunaticz0r]

uhh... who wouldn't, this is fucking cool.

[@ActualHumanPerson]

Remember the Kingsman movie? Pop

[@RichtrucktionTv]

14:31 that’s prolly how they created neons . Humanoids . They probably did it virtually but not actually tested it so with all the respect I think they’re testing on him to get to where they want to be later on in life to listen to commands and obey with an input

[@adamsomai2161]

this man needs more respect

[@chriswills936]

So what happens if a EMP goes off?

[@TeeKeeps]

GG.

[@martianhighmile9088]

Bruh come on

[@Mrtech2reveiw]

I mean, he is already paralyzed 😂

[@BrianMillsSkills]

Same thing that happens to people who have a pacemaker, or spinal stimulator, it stops working.

[@gamers-xh3uc]

Well nothing the neural-ink is a one only way device it doesnt bring electricity towards the brain it only takes from the brain so unless there is an explosion everything should be fine

[@jakepember2369]

This scares the shit out of me

[@DevDabs420Official]

Youre not alone on that one, may Christ have mercy on us all☦️✝️

[@Tee954]

why

[@DevDabs420Official]

@@Tee954 youre serious?

[@Tee954]

@@DevDabs420Official Yep 100%

[@Tee954]

@@DevDabs420Official No answer?

[@Zeptre_]

So what im understanding is you could plug a person into a computer and literally interpret their reality through the nuerons. So if you mapped out the visual stimulus you could recreate what a person is seeing on a computer. Edit: is this the first step to reading someones thoughts

[@alexsalinas2236]

Well bro think about it, this is the first time the PUBLIC has access, they already can see what you see from brain waves

[@briang4914]

Yeah this could very well end free will.

[@MrNote-lz7lh]

​@@briang4914 Not even close.

[@chasetran8592]

Noland is a user of it. He will have different understanding and perspective of it, then the people that creating it. Those people deserve an interview too.

[@seanbrower4701]

Elon has been on here like 3 times

[@chasetran8592]

@@seanbrower4701 elon is a visioneer, not an engineer. Anybody can tell that. ;)

[@TroyJScott]

This was fantastic. Awesome to hear from someone in the trials. I’m ready for the future to happen faster!!

[@americannightmare2109]

If they can hack into your cursor and "make you look at weird stuff" then they can take over your entire bank account

[@jackismname]

If they can hack into your cursor… they can hack into your computer already…

[@TheMsr47gaming]

😂 techno babel

[@martianhighmile9088]

I highly doubt that’s gonna happen considering they would immediately be investigated.

[@John_Redcorn_]

Dude they could already hack bank accounts 30 years ago.

[@QBDLettuce]

I remember all the media jumping on "eLon bAd" train when the wires got loosened, and they were shouting about doom & gloom and how it was all garbage. This interview gives actually context and the truth about it, and how they fixed it quickly and how Noland is actually grateful for it. Important to see how easily the media can be used to skew public perspective of people not capable of looking at all information.

[@woke1340]

Sounds like something that will be used to “prevent” crimes you thought of😂😂

[@briang4914]

Yep. You require a government password to think those violent thoughts.

[@briang4914]

Or your limbs just shut down if resisting arrest.

[@JukeboxAlley]

This is pretty much like the movie "upgrade", a really good movie actually, this is wild and as close as it gets to that movie.

[@joewlaschin6970]

This Guy Noland did an amazing job explaining everything.

[@ThumbDr]

Imagine having neuralink when playing helldivers. Being able to just pull up stratagems instantly 😂

[@BineyT]

He is the next supervillain!!

[@Keithersutherland]

Mmmm splendid biney cat

[@kelwinkwel]

Oh no lol