Artie Lange Lost $145,000 in One Weekend | Joe Rogan

[@michaelhart7282]

You can just tell he is sober, well spoken, articulate and lucid. Great job Artie

[@ThumbDr]

Aged like milk lol

[@FoxItAll]

Its weird looking at someone who doesn't look like Artie but sounds like Artie.

[@ryanjones9498]

This guy is going to spend his entire life milking that fact that he is a fat drug user

[@FoxItAll]

@@ryanjones9498 you're the only person pointing out Artie is a drug user.

[@FoxItAll]

@@ryanjones9498 and that he's fat..sooooo yeah. Way to drag Artie down man.

[@Avalanche2]

His entire face seems to be melting away.

[@jeezuschryst]

@@FoxItAll wat

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

"All the emotional pain your masking comes back" That's the God damn truth

[@mic7able]

It's almost impossible to convey to a non addict. But well done.

[@jonnyfranco7]

Mick G. Nobody understands what i go through.

[@Actionjaxon22]

Jonathan Franco yeah dude because heroin is only addicting to you. Dude. I’m 3 years sober from heroin. You can do it!

[@mic7able]

Jonathan Franco Other addicts understand mate....

[@edgeofenlightenment7088]

Kratom guys. It works get yourself down to a low level of whatever opiate your on and take 6 to 7 grams of Bali or Malaysian kratom. Your withdrawals will be 70 to 90 percent better have some weed and watch. It really works but not if you have a lot on you system. Got me off that and suboxone over three years

[@Actionjaxon22]

Jeremiah Kivi i didn’t want to stop getting high. But I wanted to have a life. So my want for having a life was a title more than my want to get high. If you don’t want anything with your life then maybe u will never get clean. Simple as that . Because heroin withdrawal is the worst thing you will ever go thru. I

[@grantoflan]

He laughs like Ray Liotta's character in Goodfellas

[@HotStrange]

Lmao good call

[@nicholasbojko540]

😂😂

[@juice6199]

Henry Hill

[@BonsaiBuckeye]

“KAREN, THATS SLL WE HAD...”

[@MACHOMANRANDYSAVAGE2211]

They are both from union nj, ray and artie...this is how we are

[@Sloimer]

It’s so interesting to listen to Artie talk. Yes he’s funny, but he’s also unbelievably honest about what he’s done in his life and the mistakes he made and where they came from. Most people can’t even admit they left the milk out overnight.

[@TheBluBalls]

I lost 5 times that in one afternoon. It's called divorce.

[@onslaughtmma5110]

Dr. Dre lost half his estate in his divorce after 20 years. It was so much money he could have spent $10,000 on hookers every night over the same time period and it would have cost him less than his wife in the end.

[@Jukeboksi]

@@onslaughtmma5110 Damn, when you put it like that...

[@ryanmac8283]

Damn artie hasnt looked this healthy for twenty years.Hell yeah keep it up man.

[@chingasofarkaso]

I don't even think he looked this healthy when he was in his late 20's.

[@case7372]

Yes he nodded off on the Stern show, but having Kathy Griffin on as a guest didn’t help.

[@erikjanthes]

This made me laugh. Thanks for that.

[@joesansone4265]

After watching these interviews I gained a lot more respect for him

[@peonmyhall]

Why? He's just going to be back on dope Ina couple months. It gets old.

[@pacificnorthwestnative5050]

Goddam Artie Hope to God you stay sober! We all love you!

[@evanabbott2737]

🙏👍

[@husseinkemal1194]

Man Artie is legit one of the most loved and supported famous junkies. usually when a celeb comes out with addiction issues they are supported at first when they go to rehab but after multiple relapses the support dries up and turns to anger and lost respect and criticism. but Artie after countless fuck ups and broken promises everyome still has his back like its day one of his first recovery attempt. I know and agree he doesn't owe the fans shit but the way he is loved and supported is really heartwarming. it must be his honesty about his addiction. many of us are rooting for you Artie you got this man!! with love from Australia.

[@tomjones4835]

It’s arties voice but Kenny Rodgers face

[@sethlouden2529]

Or private pile

[@ProspectNY11211]

Looks like a deep fake Artie impersonates Kenny Rodgers.

[@zyzor]

Looks like George Lucas but sounds like Artie

[@Underhills]

Only Artie doesn't know when to hold'em.

[@davehasenford3985]

lmao kenny rogers

[@jrr3944]

I was addicted to oxys was spending about 7k a month on pills and went to rehab 2x at 25k each time it was hell the worst 5 years of my life, finally sober for a little over a year and i feel amazing

[@ninobrown9564]

Jr R congrats bro...I'm in same boat .Feb 9th after 23 years

[@jrr3944]

Nino Brown Congrats to you too my brother

[@abragramstinkin1345]

Fucking quitters

[@Nyjetsfan1289]

Awesome bro… I’m approaching 5 years myself no suboxone no methadone… I don’t smoke weed and very rarely have a Guinness out of the draft.

[@troycollins1677]

Artie telling stories when he is sober is awesome! Holds nothing back

[@davidfos84]

He seems brighter eyed, more vibrant and his diction even is better than when he was young on Stern. I really hope he's still doing well.

[@evanabbott2737]

I really hope Artie stays ok.🙏❤️

[@rusher324]

Great to see Artie healthy and sober. Keep it up buddy!

[@callumcc8897]

The Umbro tracksuit jacket is very old school! This guy is a hero to me! 🇬🇧

[@Heebu100]

imagine artie as a sponsor lol

[@thornmatthew8395]

Love Artie. Hope he’s still doing well.

[@yankees29]

The worst part is you feel really tired during withdrawals but you can’t sleep and every time you lay down your legs are restless and you feel pain in your bones.

[@2011blueman]

I don't even recognize him, he looks nothing like the Artie I remember.

[@jg7102]

Leggo My Ego ikr looks healthy now. Way to go Art!

[@Jangimiau]

He looks like Jack Black

[@611gay5]

@@Jangimiau and a pug

[@dillantaylor5000]

I thought the exact same thing!! He looks a lot better now

[@WonkaBiz]

Artie is someone that 20 years ago I would have sworn he would love talking about his addiction in 20 years.

[@shackjonz]

Artie looks incredible and is even funnier sober.

[@cmiller122returned]

shackjonz disagree

[@mindgames9614]

youre a bad person@@cmiller122returned

[@JazGalaxy]

I was 100% against Artie Lange. I thought he was a bad person who encouraged other people to be bad people. But seeing him here I am finally seeing what he has to offer. He looks great and for the first time ever I think he’s actually really funny. I used to just look at him and feel sadness for how pathetic he was. Anyone who likes the pathetic version better is just someone looking to have their awful life validated by someone’s who is worse.

[@CH-lx3he]

You seen his nose?😂

[@Patriot66699]

Agree

[@kirktrombone]

I LOVE sober Artie Lange. I'm so glad he seems happy.

[@robbiegarnz7732]

Joe is by far the best interviewer I’ve ever seen! He is a wicked pisser and quick with his wit but at the same time he can identify and empathize with his guests. Literally nobody else could get these candid responses!

[@patrickburke8267]

Ok so we know you want to French Kiss Joe Rogans butthole...

[@cubsgo23]

I fucking love Artie. Praying he stays clean. He’s a gem.

[@Tesla_ofthe_Skies]

Artie’s accountant must be one of the most patient people ever or loves the chaos too lol

[@drokillakush5116]

This is a great, maybe one of the best episodes of the podcast

[@jakesnacks1149]

Artie elevated the Stern show and it was not as good before and definitely not after.

[@stianw.danielsen2943]

100% agree. When some say Jackie was better it’s so weird to hear

[@jakesnacks1149]

@stianw.danielsen2943 Yeah that's crazy

[@romerider1000]

To anyone reading this and you’re currently taking soboxone....ask your doctor for the sublicade shot. I was on suboxone for 10 years nearly and the only thing that got me off was the shot. It wore off and I felt back to normal finally.

[@blindi6326]

it's basically the same thing as just lowering the dose gradually, you don't really need the shot if you just start taking less and less over time

[@romerider1000]

@@blindi6326 its different on many different aspects, at least for me and my best friend who I used and rehabilitated with over and over.....one is you don’t have to re dose the way you feel when taking soboxone....(often days you feel like you need more so you take more) with the shot you get out of the habit of taking something to feel better and having to take something every morning.. When you get the shot you don’t have to think about it...for the longest time (years) i tried getting off of taking the strips...i would get all the way down to one milligram or even half a milligram but I could not get past the withdrawals when you stop taking even one half of a milligram...the shot feels like a hard little ball at the injection site for about 40 days...its gets smaller and smaller and you feel the same every single day even after when its gone....no withdrawals.

[@blindi6326]

@@romerider1000 Yeah well quitting on half a milligram is still too much, you have to go down to atleast 0.2 or so. But I know that it's hard to do as an addict when there is always the feeling that you could just take more, and that's a very good point.

[@romerider1000]

@@blindi6326 yeah the biggest thing for me was was not thinking about it and getting out of the habit of taking something to feel better....before I even realized it the ball was gone and I felt fine finally and told my doctor i didn’t need to get another shot.... I was done for the first time in ten years at age 32 and didn’t feel an urge to use since December 2019.

[@blindi6326]

@@romerider1000 Congrats man, I've been off it for about a year now. But I don't like counting the days since it really doesn't matter to me, because I just never want to do it again.

[@o0DJANIMATE0o]

Artie Lang has Ewok DNA

[@tisdue]

His nose collapsed from cocaine abuse. That's his awful nose job. Sorry if you already knew that

[@tonimarx6405]

I was totally and utterly off the rails with alcohol and drugs for 25 years straight. It's nothing short of a miracle that I survived. The hardest part when finally getting clean is coming to terms with the insanity you experienced during those years. It's like waking up from a terrible dream. Some days I wake up with a jolt of shock because i simply cannot believe I'm alive and sober.

[@robbieh1899]

So glad to see Artie doing well. From "one hell man to another" just dont touch heroin. NEVER!

[@ghostphoto1789]

But I wanna make 140 grand in a weekend! It seems like the best way to do it 🤔🤔🤔

[@bigchungus7050]

@@ghostphoto1789 selling it maybe. Ur not gonna make 140 grand doing the shit unless you are a comic god

[@erichvonmolder9310]

Is he really doing well?

[@robbieh1899]

@@erichvonmolder9310 Better than dead.

[@erichvonmolder9310]

@Michael Perez , he still has all that psychological trauma, just not at this time the addiction.

[@Jay-pz1wd]

Artie is what recovering addicts need to hear.

[@TroutWest]

He definitely sounds like he misses those days.

[@erichvonmolder9310]

He laughs it off but he is still F-ed up.

[@erichvonmolder9310]

@Boxing Jab 101 , clean for now.

[@James-bn6lg]

Erich Von Molder are you that much of an incel? Why can’t you just be happy to see somebody come back from a dark road like addiction? Because your life is pathetic.

[@erichvonmolder9310]

@@James-bn6lg , Reality!

[@keithode1737]

@@James-bn6lg "Addiction" isn't a dark road. It's a pathetic excuse impulsive losers tell themselves so they don't have to be self-disciplined and excersise self-control.

[@rodneythibault9471]

Joe should have Artie and Joey Diaz on together . Artie is an awesome guy I wish him all the best .

[@seancostello2856]

Joey Diaz was supposed to do Artie's halfway house podcast in March but Artie cancelled citing anxiety issues.

[@s197mustangfan]

Love Artie. Prayers for him to stay on the straight path.

[@johnobrien1528]

Prayers. Any excuse to get on your knees...

[@chrisbrady2683]

@Gus Bus Like you?

[@kev3d]

This has encouraged me to never do drugs. But it has also encouraged me to start selling drugs.

[@uncle1886]

The worst I’ve had is Percocet withdrawal. Not an addict thing, prescribed for chronic pain but still there have been gaps, So.... 1. Restless legs 2. Muscle aches 3. Heightened anxiety - the kind that is heavy in your chest and just makes you want to go fetal position. 4. Nausea 3-4 days of it then it’s over. I always went cold turkey. Not as bad as you’d think, but everyone reacts differently. Edit: 10-325mg, 2 pils, 4-6 times a day. A fairly heavy dose. A very heavy dose in the medical profession for sure.

[@haloaflame8164]

W/d's are absolute hell. I unfortunately had to go through w/d's cold turkey from heroin($150 day habit). I honestly don't know how I was able to do it. I never want to have to go through that ever again. The mental addiction lasts for so much longer too. I'm glad that you were able to kick your habit man. 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@yankees29]

Opiate withdrawals are the same no matter which opiates you’re using. That’s a pretty small dose compared to people I knew who used. My buddy used to take 10-15 30mg oxy’s in one shot.

[@locksmithdb5987]

He doesnt look like the artie I remember....looks alot like Kenny Rogers.

[@Elguapo93]

Best rogan interview I’ve seen.

[@scratch5191]

His description of withdrawals is true in that it's like the flu times ten but, when you have the flu you can say you're sick. Withdrawals coming on are horrifying. It's so much more than that. The horror in your head is relentless and you can't sleep, eat , or even walk across the room. You can't even believe how much you can shit and puke. The weird thing about going through that is your perception of it is opaque. You know that it was the worst thing you have ever been through, but the brain has little recall of specifics and, your back at it. The anxiety and no escaping by sleeping because your brain just needs it for relief. I can't imagine having to do what he was with performances and work. I'm glad he's still around because he's so hilarious.

[@itzed]

I like Artie but I’m always distracted by the question in the back of my mind about whether he’ll stay clean.

[@captainbellybutton3567]

2:26 how tf do you not score smack in Orlando Florida

[@rickneal4967]

I didn't know Artie used to be on the Howard Stern show. He should mention that once in awhile...

[@Berkmugga]

As soon as I saw the thumb nail photo I thought wow, that’s what drugs will do to you.

[@TommyWashow]

sad part is this is the best hes looked in 20 years

[@undinism69]

*can do to you. Plenty of users have used drugs for years or decades with no adverse effects. It's the ones that abuse drugs that usually has this happen to them, unfortunately.

[@leorickt.9604]

If it werent for the nose hed look like a completely normal guy though...

[@thelucasstorm]

When is Stern going to invite Artie back on the show for an interview??

[@stianw.danielsen2943]

He woule never ever. Because he he an old woman

[@pawlpoche8736]

I was a pill addict for a few years due to a hip surgery I put off for too long. Once I was done with pills I was done. Withdrawals from Xanax and pain meds ain’t no joke! Enough to make me never want it again

[@pawlpoche8736]

I was prescribed Xanax because I lost my father to a murder (me and my son found his body) that is still unsolved to this day. I’m drug free as we speak

[@sommi888]

🧡💛💚💙 Young Jamie got an A in Heroin 🧡💛💚💙

[@RyanDepauloDegenerateGambler]

Lmao right before he said it in my head I go “flu times 10”

[@dieseldabz7104]

@born 2 shit forced 2 wipe or Suboxone

[@TrumpFanNetwork2]

I always say, "Withdrawels are like the flu X's a thousand." Either number, its a horrific feeling, that unless you expierence it yourself, you cant relate to it.

[@gravyb4741]

Guy can tell a story

[@aaronsmith4806]

The flu times 10 is a good description. I always said, it’s like feeling the most physically sick and mentally sick you’ve ever been by far, at the same time. The mental part is just as bad because you just can’t think straight. The positions I put myself in to not be dope sick is not anything I’d ever have thought

[@NachtSchreck13]

Acute opiate withdrawals are the worst thing you can ever go through. It is like being thrown into hell, physically, mentally and emotionally. Depending on what form of opioids you are addicted to, and how much, it can last anywhere from a week to a month to even two months. Pure agony. Every nerve ending in your entire body (including your internal organs) is agitated and on fire. Your mind is in a total meltdown, like having a bad acid trip that you never come out of, running through every bad experience you've ever gone through. It is bad enough that countless people have killed for money for dope, or committed suicide.

[@TheRealJDC]

It's 5:55 and I only JUST noticed Joe's headband is hugely off-centre 🤣

[@Ruthlesss86]

Artie genuinely seems happy. Great job my dood!

[@ghoulbby]

Ol' Artie vibrant as fuck over here and still just as funny as ever. Huge respect!

[@gretztrumentals]

"You need it every 8 hours like its oxygen." This man only needs oxygen every 8 hours? What is he a fucking sea turtle? 🤣

[@Actionjaxon22]

Cannabis is great for heroin withdrawal. I’m 3 years clean .

[@chrishandsome4267]

Brad White I just started doing meth instead

[@Actionjaxon22]

Hunter even worse lol.

[@alexp8495]

Nice to see Teddy Atlas on JRE again.

[@samuelchambers8943]

I've only just learnt about Artie lange. Man what a life and what a comedian.

[@chingasofarkaso]

I miss the old Artie. But I couldn't be happier that this is where Artie's at right now. I mean, look at this fucking guy. He looks and sounds so fucking great. So happy for his Mom and his Sister.

[@speedcrusader3779]

The one thing he beat the odds on he is alive lol

[@13mrservon]

With all due respect to the great Arthur Lange, who I love very much, heroin withdrawal doesn't hold a candle to alcohol and benzo withdrawal. Speaking from experience, it is absolute hell. You won't die from heroin withdrawal. Alcohol and benzo withdrawal can and will murder you in the most painful and torturous way.

[@tacocatseven]

Plenty of people have died from H withdrawal, it may not be as deadly but you definitely can die from it. Heart failure can happen amongst other things

[@brianroberts7181]

Ma, fix me some gabagool and eggs.

[@pozloadescobar]

Wow Artie truly has zero impulse control. But that just shows how impressive his sobriety is, really impressive turnaround

[@tyleryeary4167]

He looks like Jack Black playing a character in a movie 😂 love Artie

[@Benjamin-k1c]

Woke up at 5:00 a.m. every day to Howard and my wake up.

[@brucecastillo7657]

Why did they take down this episode

[@CASoxFan12]

Artie and Joey gotta have a podcast

[@DAVEPRO74]

That last statement says A LOT!!!!

[@ScottDreyfus]

Artie needs to have a serious talk with Bert

[@tismon]

You misspelled Freddie Roach in the title

[@o0DJANIMATE0o]

lmao babahsisjsjsksksksnd

[@chrisalberts6071]

Lol wow

[@thebouldbiker8552]

i feel like he might fall off the wagon again the way he's talking about this stuff lol.

[@erichvonmolder9310]

Same here.

[@spoonerson1103]

Everyone’s different

[@erichvonmolder9310]

@@spoonerson1103 , true, everyone is different, but what in his life would make you think otherwise, especially the stories he tells? I wish him luck, but the story of addiction is hope and going back to old ways. He seems "hardwired" at this point, but I'm looking forward to being proven wrong.

[@JSonder143]

He will.

[@ron.mexico.]

Why is this not on Spotify?

[@jimmyz7218]

Similar to alcohol withdrawal. That's how I explain it too

[@samimotag]

I'm glad he's okay now

[@tcapo514]

there ain't no life on Monkey Island

[@ronnysunshine7857]

2:15 Joe, " you ever not score before a show?" Artie - "UHyeah.. you mean dopesick shows "

[@jclbuxfan]

Is it me or did Artie get better looking after his nose collapsed?

[@Cerase0]

Agreed

[@meghanmartin7391]

Dont ever do Orlando again like that I got you bro

[@Benny11128]

Meghan Martin he’s clean lmao

[@RadBonez]

I almost died on a bus stop bench when I went through heroin withdrawals (it felt like I was dying)... puked on a guys shoes too and I don't know what happened with that, next thing I remember I was sitting in a bathroom stall smoking a pill off some old tin foil chocolate wrapper... 6 years clean now, fuck that shit, hard drugs just aren't worth it.

[@kanescrimes4848]

"Most people can't even leave the room" The VAST majority of people in that situation really can't do anything but suffer. It was recognizing the difference between those people and myself that motivated me out of the nightmare that is Heroin/opiate addiction. Mitch was perfectly capable, he just knew his overall picture looked much better in a smaller frame made of gold than it would a massive plastic one. I don't agree, but I'm not a brilliant artist.

[@ryanguercio7061]

This is one of the best lines I have ever heard in my life. Arties impression was perfect. I’m dead.

[@whoknew1101]

World class interview

[@FANKANable]

Artie is legit looking healthy! Good for him.

[@Daniel_25]

It’s great to see the him like this after so long. He seems really clear now

[@Bouldah]

Joe's like haha I spend that on my kids school per semester you peasant hahahaha

[@rayday007]

A little kid went up to Artie and said…I got your nose 👃. Artie said. Ummm no you don’t!

[@cosplaytimecapsule]

Stay the HELL away from craps unless you're a gambling wizard. You will lose your money SO fast in that game.

[@redskywalker3374]

I think sober Artie is more loveable & entertaining ...Keep up the good work champ !

[@thegodfather4831]

No doubt his before and after persona is a huge change to the good...

[@bobmudge4836]

If they ever make “The Brian Dennehy Story,” I know who plays the lead.

[@privateuser7]

I was an addict in the past as well but this man blew more money in one weekend than I made in my entire life

[@frankgonzalez1468]

Look how has hands move. Drugs really fucked up his nervous systems. Were all rooting for you Artie

[@orionsghost9511]

Disgusting how some people behave while many starve.

[@willyb8163]

Someone did drugs got a hooker and lost money gambling in Vegas? Wow how could anyone ever come up with a story like that? Got to be the first time that's ever happened

[@nodiggity9472]

4:53 Let it go Artie.

[@t.b.8837]

I'm more shocked that he had 145K to lose.

[@t.b.8837]

It was a joke. You know, because look at him.

[@SlanderMoralesRamos]

He looks like an old Krillin