Artie Lange: Life in the Corrections System

Taken from JRE #1376 w/Artie Lange: #1376: • Joe Rogan Experience #...

[@hvacexplained9341]

Artie on the Howard Stern Show was the funniest times of Sirius Radio.

[@kauzpayne2]

he good on the stern show. but now Artie Lange is going thru rehab to learn how to deal with issues that he never dealt with before. and does not know if he he will comedy again if, will not effect his health .

[@augustmarshall2961]

Word up.

[@deathninja16]

Word up.

[@brianb6689]

@Zack Johnston word up

[@pozloadescobar]

His arguments with people were always incredible radio. Dude is a gifted insult comic, one of the best ever. Word up!

[@cicta]

"CUT-UP!" I feel wrong for laughing at that

[@JimmyStruthers1000]

😶 LMFAOOO!! Right omfg 😂😂

[@jeffg329]

Hahahahaha the way he just kinda sneaks it in there too. So good.

[@justincosta48]

😂 Artie is an amazing story teller. Happy for him Hope he stays sober and gets his life back

[@TerryGunnell12]

Joe needs to get Norm MacDonald on ASAP

[@NickSpaloss]

Seriously.

[@EVRYMANaKING]

I think Norm is suffering from Benzodiazepine Withdrawal Syndrome. It really would be a perfect time.

[@TommyWashow]

joe will die before norm meets him just like carson. hes met guys though

[@thinkingofyouto1]

Word up

[@ButterBallTheOpossum]

Netflix won't let him because they're afraid he'll say something fucked up lol

[@TheRealJohnMelendez]

Best part at 4:51 when Artie says he had 3 roommates and held up 4 fingers.

[@michaelwade86]

Word up😂😂

[@darrylhodgkins6898]

Doesn't matter how many times I watch this it still makes me laugh

[@cindyperino9313]

Ikr? The kid with Tourette’s...hysterical!

[@philbrown6056]

Word UP

[@OnyxMoneyDrops]

Haaiiiyyyyyy

[@Liam22278]

Joe should bring Artie on his show to co-host full time. Best episode of JRE

[@twiggynation.2779]

Artie Lange had the best chemistry with Howard Stern..

[@Cufflinks21]

I thought the same thing. Great chemistry together.

[@Smokeyxz]

You look like lee syatt got his shit together!

[@leonotthelion]

"People in the old days, would've lit him on fire and throw him in the dumpster " LMAOOOOO

[@gabrielesparza4]

😂😂😂😂

[@brianstone3722]

😃 hilarious.

[@brentp1875]

Thanks for sticking around Artie. We're all better with you than without you

[@igt3928]

- I don't wanna fuck my life up - Amazingly mature attitude!!

[@jackf1557]

Artie: the guards told me he chopped up 3 women HAHAHAHAHA CUUUTTT UUPPP

[@hoze1235]

word up

[@hammeredandsauteed4644]

The porn Tourette’s guy. I think I reopened my hernia laughing at that!

[@joethompson5673]

Mitch and Greg were both geniuses... Artie is literally the Energizer Bunny!!... And thankfully hes still here with us

[@davekendall1139]

Arties bunk mate story is the funniest thing ive ever herd lol 😆🤣😂

[@KojiKillerYT]

“I had 3 roommates” *Holds up 4 fingers*

[@sciencenate]

R&R it represents the 4 people living in the house, fool

[@James-bn6lg]

R&R nigga 3+himself equals 4.

[@TheJudgeofLevelstm]

I know right ? Rogan is an idiot.

[@willvr4]

@@sciencenate No, he's just a bit scatter brained from all the drugs. If you watch the whole podcast, he repeats himself a lot. He even changed the ghetto tourettes guy's story from "he would say word up every 11 seconds." To 5 seconds not long after. We all know what he meant, but he should have put up 3 fingers since he was just talking about his roommates.

[@davidvaughn9]

@@willvr4 intellectual microbe

[@albertogonzalez2203]

Arties story telling ability is simply incredible. Loved him on Stern. I'm so happy he is still alive. I would of bet a years salary that he wouldn't live too much longer. So glad he's better.

[@burningkarma]

I almost drove off the road from laughing so hard listening to this.

[@brianstone3722]

Word Up! 😃

[@burningkarma]

Brian Stone heyyyyyyugh!

[@Giantshredder]

"Heeeyyyyggh!!!"

[@illestmortal]

😭😂

[@suprcrzy]

WORD UP!

[@8080shelly]

Artie looks great! The fact that he can carry off a flat nose and still look miles better than when he was a junkie says a lot. Bless him. I hope sobriety sticks

[@greenglittergg]

I guarantee you he still is an active junkie

[@neuroplasticity]

@@greenglittergg For real at this point he would care less about his nose. The man snorted glass that crumpled his nose and didn't stop him from keep using.

[@greenglittergg]

@@neuroplasticity it's not his nose why I say that. As someone who's used drugs my entire life I know what I'm talking about. There's no way he would be that chipper if he wasn't on a little something something. His brain is barely producing dopemine on its own.

[@fender0942]

Artie is still the greatest story teller ever

[@tod3msn]

We glamorize drugs but Artie's honest assessment of Mitch Hedberg is a wake-up call for anyone walking down the drug abuse road. It never ends well and it is always the same old tragic story.

[@tomking7080]

When I was at a rehab I remember one guy asks us “ name me one successful drug addict ?” That was a decade ago and I still can’t answer the question

[@tomking7080]

@Wynn I agree but it’s not going to last. When you’re making millions like Jordan did that’s a different story. I definitely agree with you on that but in the end it does catch up with you eventually. When you’re making a million a month you can have a $50,000/month habit and it is not going to hurt you financially but if you are making $4-$6K per month it’s definitely going to hurt. At the end of the day it always ends badly. I was a junkie for about a decade. I got hooked on prescription painkillers which led to smoking black tar heroin and I had my own business with 10 employees. The worst thing that you can do is give a drug addict money. I’m very lucky that I’m still alive,I’ve had a couple really close calls. Twice they had to bring me back and that didn’t get me to stop using. Today especially with the fentanyl,I’m also lucky that fentanyl wasn’t around like it is today because I would definitely be dead. If you are out there struggling with addiction and want to get clean it’s definitely possible. If I did it then I believe that anyone can. You are just going to have to want it badly. It’s not going to be easy but anything worth something isn’t easy. If you get clean and then relapse don’t give up. Get back up and continue to try. It’s possible!!! I wish whoever is struggling the best of luck. It’s probably going to be one of the hardest things that you will ever do but in the end it’s so worth it.

[@zachmccabe7510]

a classic case of "ghetto tourettes" also known as "the word up's"

[@brianstone3722]

😃 gotta love that "ghetto tourettes" it's the best form you can get diagnosed with haha.

[@MyMg23]

The story of Artie and his top bunk roomate is hysterical

[@James-bn6lg]

Glad to see Artie is doing better, wOrD uPp!!

[@wendygarcia2507]

I wish him the best of luck. Wishing lots of strength and patience to stay sober. 😃💪💪💪

[@swagdawg333suh5]

Such a great interview

[@zoelynch1062]

Happy for you Artie, keep up the good work! We love you.

[@gbxyz123]

Artie mother fucking Lange!!! This guy has made me laugh so many times. Thank you brother!

[@bugasm]

I went to the attell, black and hedberg tour they are talking about. It was one of the best i ever saw.

[@davidhatch40]

Man, I really love Artie

[@xV13TCONGx]

Damn, I haven't seen Umbro in over 20 years

[@seanfitz81]

word up

[@mattpaxton8247]

The last thing he wore before the junkie life

[@Hardin615]

Jesus Christ Artie is literally unrecognizable

[@BigBadKahuna1]

Stanky Danky sad, but it’s good he’s sober

[@humanbeing75]

He looks way better than he has in many years. Might be the nose your fixated on.

[@ChuckBeefOG]

You should see a picture of him a year ago. Looks and sounds clean. Hope he can maintain it.

[@PONYBOYonline]

Ya and he looks way better even with his nose.

[@spanqueluv9er]

Aaron Hardin that collapsed nose is very distinctive making Artie, er, highly recognizable.

[@kaioken654]

Damn he's looking lots better

[@ATreeFrogCollective]

He’s the greatest story teller

[@mr93prof]

josh blake, Word Up!

[@Skullkidjynx]

IKR! He’s lost so much weight not to mention the haircut looks nice

[@BiggPhillips]

I had a friend who was a junky who used to say the same thing. He died of blood poisoning.

[@evanderholiday2535]

ok cool

[@jeremyb6497]

Artie - thanks for the years of amazing entertainment on HOward Stern!! You tell an unreal story and have a great tonality in your voice.

[@sciencenate]

Usually Rogan is all like, “but have you tried drugs!?!” Now that he’s talking to someone who really did, he acts like a choir boy. Let’s ask Artie about DMT!

[@alexperez7538]

Don’t know if Artie is clean or something but maybe he doesn’t wanna bring up drugs and cause a relapse just thinking of that shit can lead to fucking shit up again 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@jeffhooper3447]

He literally talks about shooting heroin in this same interview.

[@FLEASPIRIT13]

Nate Hill WORD UP!,

[@tomking7080]

Jeff Hooper Artie never shot dope. He is afraid of needles. Just because you do heroin doesn’t mean that you inject it. Artie snorted heroin

[@habsfan18]

Joe looks more powerful in his new seat and it looks like if his guest sucks he’ll send them up the chimney

[@NickSpaloss]

Lol.. but he Used Legion of skanks' place in NY while he was there for the fights

[@jamespeterson4275]

DIFFERENT ROOM WHAT MY BRAIN IS FREAKING OUT WHAT IS LIFE

[@NickSpaloss]

Used Legion of skanks' place in NY while he was there for the fights

[@dad_pool4]

Colechamdiceman noice

[@jeffreyquevedo7600]

This is the best guest you have ever had on !!!! 😅😂😂😂😂

[@brianafrojack5215]

Hey!!!!😆😆😆 I needed a laugh this morning

[@Jessen81]

I'm glad to see that is Artie doing well

[@stevenedwards4470]

It's a treat to hear him clear. He's funnier this way.

[@lindy9196]

"I was lucky when I was a kid, I knew junkies..."

[@brianstone3722]

I guess you can say he had the "luck of the irish" 😃. Oh yeah he's Italian so yeah bad joke all around 😢.

[@ChrisM-hb6gs]

So awesome to see Artie laughing so hard so often. He looks great and really seems like a new man. Kudos to him!

[@DAVEPRO74]

"I had three roommates..." Holds up four fingers!!! Ha ha

[@brodhax6148]

I never knew Artie clean. For all my life he was druggie Artie, so this is the first time ive seen him clean and clear. Hes so funny! For so long I wondered why people liked this guy. Now that hes clean, you can see his comedic talent again.

[@frankjones6198]

You’ve obviously never seen him on the stern show. Some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard is when he’s off the wagon. Most comics struggle with substance abuse. Maybe you should go back to being a choir boy

[@pozloadescobar]

His on-air arguments with various people on Stern are some of the best radio ever. He was smacked out of his mind, delivering grade A insult comedy

[@rickallen3795]

I can breath I’m laughing so hard. Heeeey!!!!

[@jaybird3651]

This was a great word up episode word up

[@williamjconde]

Oh man, I can relate to his stories. You meet so many crazies in those places.

[@NativeOfTheLand97]

Joes somber "word up" after he tells joe he cut up 3 women and artie absolutely dieing is absolute perfect comedic timing. I wish artie was still on the radio in some fashion. Even a co host to joe

[@CadiKane]

Artie look like a super Mario Brother

[@DBreeazyy]

You're looking for Wario..

[@larrupbane3054]

Kupa?

[@doofy28]

"look a lika"

[@joshuamason4246]

He used to kinda look like Tarantino (Idk how to spell it but directed Django) but only when he's clean shavin'

[@DBreeazyy]

@@joshuamason4246 you're on crack.

[@rorylapidus5772]

I was in the hospital to have gallbladder surgery. In my hosiptal room, they have a curtain divider and another guy was in the next bed. He had tourette syndrome and was constantly talking to himself loudly. It was so bad that I told the nurses to stop all my pain meds, so I could recover at home. It was very sad, and I felt horrible having negative thoughts about that guy, and he couldn't help it. However it will drive a person nuts, and if your locked up in a cell with a guy like that, it's got to be horrible. Having said that I'm glad artie seems to be clean, and I hope he can stay clean, but I doubt it. I hope I'm wrong.

[@prettycoolguy2850]

He's still clean

[@rorylapidus5772]

@@prettycoolguy2850 I hope so.

[@mysteriowc]

Artie Lange is an amazing comedian.

[@CIAKOC]

"Heyyy" lmfaoooo the tourrets thing is fucking hilarious lmfqoooo omg

[@TheJCinator]

Hit em with the “heiiiin”

[@thegeek3348]

Artie is back. What a great 90 minutes.

[@rodketelers2973]

Amazing interview-comedic genius!

[@Solarful]

this background is making my brain go more insane than alex jones

[@PrivateSchemers1]

Word up.

[@ryanschaff123]

Man don’t talk about that fucking dude, with all that’s happened that’s he’s been right about Im going to go fucking crazy if I think about all the other shit he’s said that also might be true.

[@kev3d]

Sometimes it seems like the greater the comedic talent, the quicker someone dies by one means or another. Greg Girardo, Mitch Hedberg, Patrice O'Neal, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman, John Candy, Bill Hicks, John Belushi and so on. By that standard, Hannah Gadsby should live another 4,000 years.

[@paullambert6485]

God dam Arties ALWAYS got the best stories. There fuckin endless !!!!!!

[@johngaltjkt62]

Don't mix genius with talent. Joe you're the king. this is another great interview.

[@ALGtheMC]

If you’re genius you’re most likely also talented

[@jaredhapp1440]

Ghetto Tourettes is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard

[@brianstone3722]

Lol as a black guy i gotta say that was hella funny. I'm kinda surprised it's not another legit form of tourette's syndrome 😃.

[@trenis]

Artie is the best guest ever!

[@stephenkirk1024]

By fuck 5:00 - 5:45 - that porn tourette story is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life, period!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@braudhadoch3432]

Vice did a good and respectful job on that hour special online.

[@grayblackwood6741]

two of the greats

[@manuelsaraiva551]

Guetto Tourettes. I fking died ahahahah

[@bmelvin1234]

Artie is the best story teller.

[@cfnaround1585]

Why does every comedian say that every dead comedian is the “best joke writer ever”

[@damicothebest]

Must be contact dmt cuz this new background crazy

[@playbackproductions1]

I love Artie so much

[@waynecarroll2647]

I can’t understand how joe had so much common sense so young to stay away from drugs.... when I was that age I felt invincible and always chased a buzz.... I’m still chasing the high...

[@qxmjdn]

Im with ye bro, 42 doing drugs since 13 and its not even fun anymore yet I dont want to stop. And I saw a lot of ppl when I was 15 and started heroin, I just thought I was too clever to get hooked, how wrong I fuckin was. Tabs&Methadone every fucking day. Bored of it and still cant stop wont stop.

[@kledus420smith8]

@@qxmjdn u can get it out of your mind but your body needs it vice versa it took me 3 months to feel a sliver normal weed was the only thing that saved me from going cold turkey

[@robynvann735]

Art looks so good here! Still a handsome man! Art will be back very soon 2022

[@Caserta16102]

Watch the whole interview. An hour and a half of an actual stand up concert.

[@marlenathorvald]

Artie doesn't seem much different he just looks sooo much better

[@suicideheadaches4460]

Wow he looks amazing! Keep it up!

[@joesbeard]

his mom deserves a hug.

[@Dman_12]

"Those chicks look like the 1986 celtics" lol frickin love Artie

[@evilldead6824]

Artie looks like Vincent D'Onofrio

[@pashapasovski5860]

Chin Gigante!🥊😂

[@lillygirl34]

I have never seen Joe laugh this hard!! LOL....

[@raminasser1486]

Word Up!

[@user-rr4bf6oj8e]

Never gets old. 😂

[@strungoutny]

We don't have tablets at my local jail. It's 23 hour lockdown, no bunkie you're by yourself. All you have is books. Tablets would be awesome.

[@dabizniz5276]

Word up!!

[@samholder196]

this man has lived a LIFE

[@ozzieturbo]

the room looks worse than artie's nose

[@NickSpaloss]

@Donkeysmoke Jonez Used Legion of skanks' place in NY while he was there for the fights

[@TheRealJDC]

I can't stop looking at Joe's off-centre headband now I've seen it

[@philipfarley6680]

Heavy bro.

[@Ripthatshitsfr]

Mark Normand and norm McDonald are my two favorites

[@Paulino813]

This is comedy gold

[@rosselliswilkinson]

Beer League was a funny Artie Lange movie, i much prefer it to Dirty Work.

[@brianstone3722]

Same here i remember watching it on comedy central uncut and absolutely loved it. 😃 always enjoyed arties comedy his stand up is great imo. Definitely an underrated movie i recommend it.

[@parisab6]

Anyone notice how pretty artie’s hands are! They look so soft!

[@SillyGoose2024]

so is my penis

[@brianstone3722]

@@SillyGoose2024 😃 hilarious.

[@emmanuelsalazar9424]

@@SillyGoose2024 ...oh, you silly goose.

[@johnd.1211]

Hope Joe and Artie are around for decades to come

[@JoJo-jy2rw]

Protective custody is where the chomos are too

[@JoJo-jy2rw]

huh?

[@Colechamdiceman]

The Halloween pumpkins are starting to get all squished in

[@jamesbelkin9204]

DAMN!! 😆

[@Hostility1812]

I hadn’t laughed like this in a while

[@paulletchworth8127]

Man , Howard tried to help Artie , it’s a shame , that was the best radio the years Artie was on Howard .you couldn’t eat or drink anything riding down the road because you never knew when Artie was going to same some killer shit then your car would be wearing what you were eating or drinking , the good ole days of radio !!!!!!!!

[@dalekelly7639]

Artie Klein is looking much healthier these days.

[@znegrete05]

“I had 3 roommates” while holding up 4 fingers

[@citypopFM]

He's counting the total people in his room including him.

[@frame-perfectadskip9159]

And lists 2

[@BURDYMAN777]

Yeah 'I' and '3 roommates' = 4

[@igt3928]

He's the fucked up finger

[@jimsteele2072]

Artie is starting to resemble Kenny Rogers. In a twisted way.......