Artie Lange: Heroin Is Nothing Like Running | CONAN on TBS

[@drtoboggan7469]

no dude has ever blown another dude for some running shoes.

[@galleryofrogues]

If there was a ridiculous war on running shoes and possessing them could land you in prison for most of your life people might.

[@bernlin2000]

Maybe on Project Runway, but they were gonna blow each other anyway :-P

[@musakhan9719]

You sir, have just won the "heroin vs running" argument in heroins favour

[@alexpollock6932]

Sam Haas like in holes?

[@clydefrog5609]

kylertinkles dada speak for urself.

[@Clementine_left_me]

it's nice that he can have a sense of humor about it because that shit really does take your soul

[@taylorsteele1120]

CJ it really does

[@cambrongabaree8927]

Mistah Jeezy Go get addicted to hard drugs before you try to argue a point about hard drugs. You sound like an idiot.

[@tylerperkinson1677]

I'm so glad i never got on that stuff. I just try to be empathetic to the people that have.

[@tylerperkinson1677]

Pacific Rimjob yeah, learning too late that there are reasons so many people have had adduction/substance abuse problems. I have bipolar disorder.... improperly treated early on, which sometim3s is worse than no treatment. I couldnt keep a job until i took myself off the meds and started drinking..... didnt really realize i was self medicating for a long long time...... didnt realize how much of a problem it had become for a long long time..... but the conventional wisdom of 'if you just qyit drinking (or whatever substance you are self-medicating with) things will get better' isn't akways true...

[@tylerperkinson1677]

Pacific Rimjob cbd oil has been helping me recently, so glad i found it

[@ghettomist1575]

Conan treats Artie so well. He doesn't seem weirded out and it seems they genuinely like each other.

[@MohaAlraed]

+GhettoMist Conan has a good heart

[@ghettomist1575]

Buraidah Seems like it.

[@FVKELI]

Hes probably one of the most featured man on the conan show.

[@shelbyhart2511]

+GhettoMist Conan likes people who are comedians

[@carlitos3623]

I've noticed, Cinan is a good man

[@buttayobread505]

"I used to look like Jeremy Piven.... now I look like Jeremy Piven's soul" That's one of the greatest things anyone's ever said

[@simonetanzi5103]

Ju Gold didn't get the laugh it deserved

[@sisyr5615]

Too provocative for the typical Conan-crowd to laugh at. Great joke.

[@SONOFABITCH]

'Specially in light of all the women who accused Piven of very rapey behavior last year.

[@TheSeeohhdee]

Ju Gold (great name) you can tell it was his best line because the Conan crowd didnt find it funny.

[@damienholland8103]

How is that funny? I don't get it.

[@ProjectBlackBox_TM]

dude h3h3 really let himself go smh

[@whydoyoucare5]

LMAO BOUT 30 FOOD TIER LISTS AWAY THOUGH FRFR

[@georgegannon9449]

Back on the feeding window after this

[@theprogressivecommuter322]

Papa John's and Pepsi

[@chancebriggs2171]

Project BlackBox™ 💀😂

[@ajjaquez6163]

Depends if they’re off-white or not

[@jeffeastwood15]

"Apparently you have to run more than 20 feet to feel the high." lol

[@dnjj1845]

running feels good when it's over

[@nchasz]

David J because its over

[@michaelniel7523]

Running is just the worst

[@jamnic98]

Ain't heroin tho 🤔

[@ChrisPBacon-xn9up]

N Chasz son of a bitch, that was funny!

[@teamworkformyfrainds]

Heroin is the exact opposite

[@Fanuc_Operator1990]

This aint the heroin joke type of crowd but he killed that somehow. Started off rocky but nailed it at the end.

[@AxelCross]

fr fr dude has balls of steel to keep pushing this bit to the end and winds up making it work somehow?????? lmfao hes a real one

[@Cantbuyathrill]

I would like to think that it all went swimmingly thanks in no small part to good-hearted Conan. What a stand-up guy he was.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

agreed dude. precisely spot on.

[@mrchopsticks3]

I ran cross country in high school, I ran like crazy in the military, I've ran on my own countless times and I have never felt anything remotely close to a high of any kind. I'm taking the side of "Team Heroin" on this one.

[@Sinnerboy88]

You're right there. What Artie says is indeed funny, but it's also true. You do get some gym types that are very arrogant.. so much so that it doesn't occur to them they have no means talking about something they know nothing about or have zero experience of. I'm an ex-opiate addict.. Oxy and Heroin. I've been clean for three years on substitute program which works if you put the effort in. I will say in my own personal experience, you can feel good from exercise.. but no, it's ridiculous to compare it to an opiate high.

[@fibonascii7545]

@@Sinnerboy88 especially an IV opiate high. Running has never made me nut my gym shorts

[@danr154]

yea i found out the runners high is really just a euphemism for "you are about to faint from dehydration"

[@cyrusmcelhaney9682]

@@danr154 not saying it's anything like heroin coming from a former opioid user, however this is incorrect. Running releases endorphins, just like any form of excercise, and is shown to have drastic positive impacts on mitigating depression and anxiety. Do more research before discouraging others to try something that may be life saving.

[@WickedScott]

Yeah, running miles in the Army, I wasn't thinking I wanted more running.

[@Mcdogmom288]

I started doing drugs years ago as a teenage, got addicted to heroin. Spent my whole life fighting heroin addiction. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until my mom recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.

[@Harris_jones]

Thanks for sharing your story. That's rough I sympathize. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health. I will pray for you all.

[@ErnestoHorner88]

Hey mates! Can you help with the source? I suffer severe anxiety, panic and depression and I usually take prescription medicine, but they don't always help. Where can I find those psilocybin mushrooms? I'm really interested in treating my mental health without Rxs. I live in Australia don't know much about these. I'm so glad they helped you. I can't wait to get them too. Really need a reliable source 🙏

[@CathieGomez-mp8sk]

YES very sure of Dr.alishrooms. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, BPD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.

[@FernandoSalinas-eq9oy]

Mushrooms are very medicinal. This is why anybody familiar with psilocybin and any other kind of fungi will tell you, "They are alive." They have a very ancient wisdom. To my experience, all mushrooms have always said, "Pay attention to your life. How you think, how you feel, and what will you do with the information that you always knew, but now are seeing in this point of view." This is why mushrooms are so respected in tribal cultures. This mental health treatment works for me too. Half micro doses do the trick for me. At least a few days at a time with lengthy time in between. Never addictive. Thank you for sharing this point!

[@Marylongor]

How do i find him? Is he on insta

[@returnoftheredeye]

I never heard of this guy before, but he sure knows how to work an anecdote. The timing of the "I gotta run" punchline was sublime.

[@osirissalgado6689]

"im on my 8th mile when does it start to feel like heroin"?lol.

[@bobluitaotsu8722]

+Osiris Salgado haha did you notice he slipped up and intially said 8th point... always gonna have that smack on his mind poor bloke

[@osirissalgado6689]

Larry David Yeah that drug won't ever leave him.Poor dude.I like him all drugged up anyway.

[@CamWooster]

He probably meant 1/8 of a mile so like a half a lap on a standard track

[@chronicillz1879]

after all he's been thru he still hasn't lost his sense of humor which is what matters most

[@bezzarguy]

That may be the funniest bit about heroin ever. And Artie's right, running is nothing like heroin.

[@secret222]

Mr. G. How's addiction going?

[@randomCoolGuy]

secret222 he's dead

[@michaelniel7523]

Whoa,,, be nice. Pray for the guy.

[@FreethinkingSecularist]

Read his books. They will make you laugh your ass off and tear up. That is if you liked his heroin jokes.

[@Minnesota7792]

Start doing nice things not funny.

[@toddjohnson566]

Man, You can tell that Artie's really just a good-hearted guy with demons. He gets treated like the kicked puppy of Hollywood, everyone feels bad for him.

[@scottsycamore478]

We know his name because he is a talented man. Respect.

[@dentharvey6795]

You can tell Conan is a big Artie fan himself. They both crack me up.

[@jimmynewton7349]

"Nah I gotta run" lol

[@scottsycamore478]

Genius joke crafting worthy of Jerry Seinfeld.

[@VBshredder]

and i just got the 2nd part of that joke. was already funny without the pun!

[@khakimzhanmiras]

The audience laughing like they all on a first name basis with heroin.

[@exhalesolutions]

Miras Khakimzhan yeah you can’t be amused by him, genuinely, without having done heroine. sharp eye.

[@khakimzhanmiras]

Mai Nyigguh don’t get paid = can’t buy that sweet sweet smack

[@callumosullivan7546]

resIPSA 🙄

[@jtmmmm27]

Is it some kind of inside joke I’m not getting? ( I mean your comment)

[@dwad3ify]

Miras Khakimzhan *China white. Smack is what they mix with Nesquik and push on the streets

[@nelq415]

You can tell the amount of respect Nick has for Artie just by the way he looks at him... Love them both.

[@BillySotherden]

...you serious?

[@Cantbuyathrill]

"No, I gotta run" That is pure genius.

[@decaomoral]

"...just as a goof..." lol

[@ryandickerson9699]

André Gonçalves'' when you're right, you're right, man.

[@buyerofsorts]

And this is when Artie used to look good believe it or not.

[@cnam88]

He looks good now besides the nose now that hes clean

[@brego129]

Watch the new Joe Rogan podcast interview with Artie Lang. Much better.

[@miralabualjadail4206]

brego129 the one where his nose is fucked up?!

[@patrickgogan3517]

@@miralabualjadail4206 snorting glass the guys a madman

[@miralabualjadail4206]

Patrick Gogan its giving me nightmares honestly the way his face changed.

[@dotChrollo]

Artie's sober nowadays and it makes me so proud! He's been doing great, here's hoping he keeps it up

[@daletennant6047]

"can I borrow $20 bucks"? No...I gotta run! Hilarious

[@southweststrangla420]

damn artie has some of the most oddly interesting stories ever.

[@keithwelch2137]

southweststrangla420 best part is that he embellishes like 70 percent of the story every time.

[@-Twotonepony-]

southweststrangla420 You can replace "some" with "roughly 5 or 6"

[@Signals_Jerry]

Keith Welch it's called a joke.

[@connormccormack7953]

Watch his interview on Gilbert Gottfried’s podcast, the guy’s a masterclass of talent.

[@JazGalaxy]

If artie lange ran 8 miles, then I will eat my nonexistent hat.

[@can0mark]

The fact that he thinks 8 miles is a plausible distance for him to be casually running illustrates that he probably hasnt passed that 20 feet mark yet.

[@stephaniemallea333]

Lol I was thinking the same thing as soon as I heard 8 miles I called bullshit aha

[@enkibumbu]

Runner's high can happen at 8 miles. It's hit and miss.

[@peterpetruzzi]

Did he say 8th mile or 1/8th mile lol

[@adamdesselle4176]

He said .35

[@jf5618]

Love Artie and Nick has the “I’ve heard this 20x look”

[@cypher787]

"as a goof, just try heroin" HAHAHAHA!

[@edwarddurden2656]

Being dope sick. Then doing heroin cannot be put into words. From feeling worst feeling you have ever felt to an indescribable nirvana in 8 seconds.

[@tommyhallum4207]

yes I agree 100% but from my personal experience and from people that I've been associated with the best case scenario is you will get stuck in that death Circle of just running from withdrawals and trying to get a fix and then one day you'll wake up and 15-20 years have passed and at that point it's been years since you've even gotten high and you just end up spending your day trying to get a hit just to feel normal for a few hours and then you're right back in that Circle again. And that's the best-case scenario because honestly most of the friends I had 10-15 years ago are dead. A couple more are in prison and one or two of them are still around. As soon as you get hooked on that stuff it's like you have set a time bomb on your soul. Good luck. life's too short

[@PROUDTOBEANAMERICAN55]

Edward Durden ever notice it feels much better once u detox and then take it .

[@kiryuchan860]

Feel every sick cell of your being being washed over by relief and ecstacy...it's what keeps you hooked. Nearly 2 years clean of opioid addiction for me

[@TWOhype23]

jpreston211 That could literally be anything 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@horsecorpse]

@@TWOhype23 hahaha totally

[@THESNEAKERADDICT]

Dude is hilarious

[@ncdfan]

I like his cough-laugh.

[@thetacoguyy]

420 Likes B)

[@mikeyt2404]

Thatd be from high cholesterol

[@MorrowSind]

He's a brilliant comedian! You got to love Artie Lang.

[@pettypettywoodchuck2]

What was Conan's hair doing here?

[@stndrds79]

he just neesd a haircut

[@keithwelch2137]

Snrub yeah I noticed that too lol, like unmanageable.

[@anthonymadril1210]

what it always does, the nasty.

[@adtballoon]

This bit is gold!

[@sigmiami]

Arty is funny as hell, The Stern show is incomplete without him in my opinion - I know he was very angry in the past with that shit in his system, Hope he stays off that shit and keeps his brand of humor going....

[@_2_first_names]

so true....it isnt the same without artie on stern...his stories alone are the best, he was perfect on the stern show

[@JazGalaxy]

I think he seems like a nice guy, but I'm not really a fan of his brand of humor. It seems TOO self deprecating. I'm not really interested in listening to a guy who REALLY loathes himself get up on stage and make jokes about how awful he is.

[@sigmiami]

absolutely

[@_2_first_names]

JazGalaxy i get that completely....but i think as a comedian its like there type of therapy so if hes off the drugs and getting himself together then im happy its working for him....it still sucks i cant hear his great stories on stern and the way howard and artie would go back and forth, it was classic banter, i miss it!

[@KevMac58]

From all the people friend's i know who have passed an all the negativity from heroin in the last 10 years it's so relieving to laugh when talking about it... Thank you very much for doing this you guys. I mean it.!!!

[@tgproductions97]

If running felt like heroin, I’d run until my feet fell off.

[@KCurry]

He's like the real life Peter Griffin

[@joshfaille]

Damn. Never thought of that but you're kinda right.

[@Obsized.]

How?

[@whitewidow6749]

Wow I just noticed it

[@pksnides13]

Bobby k every fat guy with any sort of east coast accent is apparently peter Griffin lol

[@rhyolite_777]

@@pksnides13 Right? God, the internet is a dumb place to be too long.

[@YellowwFellow]

"You were right man, can I borrow 20 bucks?" he never ran again LOL

[@tommy2pieceya734]

Artie is so underrated, he is one of the funniest people on the planet, just say'n...

[@vai82]

I wish Conan kept that haircut with the sideburns.

[@MprLogistics]

Not scripted and absolutely hilarious.. good luck Artie!

[@MrKravonGill]

timing is perfect

[@user-ej2xz3lx2e]

Conan: we've known you for a long time. Artie: we have.

[@andrew8337]

As a former addict, it’s kinda true. You have to be clean for a while like over a year to where your brain chemicals reset to normal and get in shape, but once you can really run for a long time and break through to your second wind the feeling you get is euphoric on the same level. I would say try biking first if running is too hard because you can get good at it faster than running imo

[@assmane999]

I was always skeptical about the runners high thing but I actually experienced it first hand 13 years ago and it was really intense.

[@novelaego2404]

nah

[@epictnt]

"Nah, I gotta run..." Artie wrapped that up CLEAN!...

[@MrSlanderer]

I remember a previous interview with Artie on Late Night with Conan, and how he was on a USO tour in Afghanistan, realizing that just over the mountain on the horizon, was the cleanest heroin in the world. Rumour was, Conan banned him for awhile...

[@perks6292]

I stopped in the middle of my third squat thrust to go "ooh"

[@tomitstube]

artie; "the kid was right, running gave me an incredible high, like heroin." paramedic; "you've just had a heart attack sir, you shouldn't have been running in your condition."

[@allosaurusfragilis7782]

I was given quite a lot of dia morphine in hospital, after a bad road accident. Some people i spoke to in the place had bad experiences with it but i have to say, i found it absolutely sublime. Theres zero doubt in my mind that id be addicted to it, if they hadnt switched me over to something else. All drugs effects dwindle after continued use, which is why people often end up overdosing. Quite easy to do.

[@AaronBowley]

Just one of the funniest people ever

[@cityhawk]

I’m telling you this right now, from someone who has done marathons and half-marathons, runner’s high is a load of nonsense. In fact, I was probably less pleasant of a person because I was hyper competitive. I took it more seriously than I should have. It took me therapy to realize this.

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

"As a goof....try heroin" Artie is a real one xD

[@Zeel555]

I like it how he's not even in the main guest seat. Like he's talking over somebody the whole time lol

[@nuq263]

"as a goof, just try heroin"

[@Mgray345]

The, “nah I gotta run” gets me everytime 🤣

[@dk2853]

It doesn't feel exactly like heroin, but running for over 30 minutes, does indeed make you feel really good. And after the run and a shower, you feel even better! Exercise is a great way to stay sober.

[@novelaego2404]

eh

[@Dukefrukem]

I miss Artie so god damn much on the Howard Stern Show. That show desperately needs him. DESPERATELY! Love you Artie.

[@sorencrisell9989]

I hate that this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on a talk show

[@jeffrowisdabest]

His comedic timing was impeccable.

[@山岡アンドリュー]

oh fuck that was awesome dude. I miss Artie so much on Stern :P Best time ever. So glad he's got a podcast now :) And damn, he has been looking so much better since his heroin days. More-so the past couple years than here, but man... He's such a great guy.

[@BOTzerker]

I don't have an addictive personality and I tried opium once. It was the most euphoric I ever felt; I literally felt like I was floating on a cloud and my entire body was at peace. I never tried it again for fear of addiction. I can understand why heroin is much more euphoric and addictive.

[@rhizzy3395]

"I used to look like Jeremy Piven. Now I look like Jeremy Piven's soul." 😂😂😂

[@mynamesjeffhardly]

Sober Artie is funny too. Chill, the timing on his jokes are hilarious! Way to go Artie!

[@DesertVox]

A lot of fake laughter. A lot of inside misery.

[@mastershake8018]

That's comedy!!

[@sickrandy2946]

I think it’s real laughter. Real laughter covers that inside misery really well if only for a little.

[@mastershake8018]

@@sickrandy2946 laughter is the best medicine. And weed helps too.

[@MuffinStuffer_TV]

You came here from Joe Rogan huh

[@charlesfasel2064]

Muffin Stuffer Gaming the algorithm in full effect

[@jayc3479]

Nick has that "This guy is clearly funnier than me and I resent it " look on his face, barely a laugh while everyone else is cracking up! 😂

[@BBD-AITB]

I don't think Nick can help it. He was cursed with resting resentful face.

[@BBD-AITB]

@sadsadsa asadasd very good point. Artie does this bit on stage and they both regularly work the same clubs in New York so Nick has probably heard it a lot.

[@zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz]

Yep. Nailed it. People who haven't tried it at least once have literally no idea. That's good though, I wish I never experience it. I got myself to stop a couple months ago, and it was really fun withdrawing from opiates AND amphetamines at the same time. The latter of which I didn't even know I was taking. I thought that weed was a little too good, lol. But yeah, opiates are all I think about all day now. The anxiety, insomnia, and cold sweats etc are always fun too.

[@blee3205]

i was actually really really impressed with that comedy bit. i didnt know artie was nearly that funny.

[@kevtruth]

This was so darn funny, especially the ending

[@KevMac58]

It's apsolotlly great that after going through pain pills / heroin addiction an coming out of it alive an happy an joking about it is,to me,awesome. I came out of it after 13 years an joke an laugh all the time... It's good to show people that you can be happy again. . Keep it up guys love it...KevMac

[@ericsierra-franco7802]

Artie's wearing a Villanova shirt.

[@RobertHurleyJr]

Nick Dipaolo and Artie Lange are the real deal. they may come to common jokes through their own authentic way. But that joke will be told many more times as long as these lame ass trainers keep preaching runner's high as a replacement for an opiate high.

[@scottsycamore478]

This is a brilliant bit that will never get the recognition it deserves.

[@tommyers]

Artie started off his career looking like John Belushi. Now he looks like Jon Polito.

[@davidmays7102]

ive done both and running is a great way to get off junk and even though y do get a runners high, it doesn't compare to dope itself but exercise is the absolute best way of beating junk

[@rickwpaperworkmakeschildsu4655]

You can tell Artie and Nick were not getting along.

[@common101sense]

nah. Nick just didn't wna interrupt his bit

[@originalSiiiN]

Or...resting bitch face.

[@Batterystang]

Sucks, Artie is the real talent. Now he's done.

[@xXSavageProphetXx]

Nah, they do. It is just the politics that gets in the way some times. That is why I hate political correction!

[@maxiepattie85]

you spelled "Don't" wrong

[@rasungod212]

Listen I have done a WHOLE LOT of drugs and have been clean for 4 years nows and one thing I can tell you is NOTHING feels better than a runners high its the one thing I keep coming back too and will always for the rest of my life!

[@RatatRatR]

Yeah, tell yourself that.

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

Why is Artie hiding a bowling ball in his t-shirt? I don't understand

[@dave1wood571]

i love how honest he is

[@muaythai193]

JRE with him was better. Love the long talk format.

[@rjambi]

I run over an hour per run and have also done heroin. The high is compairable to doing a hydrocodone 5mg when your used to doing two or three oxycontin 80mgs back to back.

[@nickclark18]

artie should be a stand up comedian. who obviously sits down

[@WilliamEnclosure]

This is one of my favorite jokes... I listen to this every other day and get a genuine laugh... lol

[@Balthazar2242]

I think the "runner's high" is a totally different type of high all together. Idk why they paint it as an actual high. I don't think running will ever really "feel good", but it feels good in a different sense.

[@cstubbssubs7746]

Steven Bowser it feels good when you're done. running itself hurts

[@Balthazar2242]

CStubbsSubs Yea that's a better way of putting it. I wouldn't get someone's hopes up by saying it's going to "feel good" while you're running. But it definitely feels good to _have done_ it in the past.

[@nathanielking6280]

I disagree. You have to run upwards of 40-mile weeks to be in the realm of attaining a runners high. I've had it multiple time and its a complete euphoria and all you wanna do is run faster and forever.

[@Balthazar2242]

That is so much that I still wouldn't promise it to anyone. I would say that maybe if you become the type of person who runs a LOT, THEN maybe you can get that high. But it's going to be VERY hard at first.

[@jeremyblaber424]

Steven Bowser it’s a joke dude.

[@Skudgeboy]

GREAT to see Artie alive and well!!

[@ottowes]

Artie really has that John Belushi aura about him, but I truly hope that he'll be around a long, long time.

[@wildabeast11235]

I have never done heroin, but i have done a damn good deal of opiates. Codeine. Hydrocodone. Oxycodone. And one of the strongest pharmaceutical opiates there is, hydromorphone. I am also a runner. You do have a point. Both produce a "high." And i do feel great after a good run. But let me tell you that there is no amount of running that can produce anything close to the feeling one gets while railing a couple lines of oxycodone. There is a difference between a good mood and euphoria.

[@matthewjonesy3879]

I was in one of those rehabs with him once. Lived in the next room.

[@MicahPotts]

Really? Id like to know more please

[@Ablequerq]

Sure you did.

[@matthewjonesy3879]

Ablequerq silver hill in Connecticut. 2010 I believe. We were both in the main house.

[@prodevus]

“Nah I gotta run” This story is a masterpiece

[@smalltowninnewmexico]

anyone watching this after the latest Rogan podcast? damn, Artie looks healthy now

[@runeplate123]

I put it in rogans moment to come here since Rogan interrupted arties joke

[@jayh6227]

That runner's high is no joke. It WILL make you run every day.

[@tyzorg]

"Hey GAR, its Art... I'm not feeling so hot today..."

[@mikemartin8088]

Still love Artie in 2021!!!

[@rogerpodacter2636]

Doing Heroin feels better when you're in shape, everything feels better when your in shape,Artie never got to experience that nice Heroin high you feel when your body already feels good and releases natural good feelings by itself .Makes the high even better. Way better than when your hopped up on months of junk food and no exercise , still doing smack because your sick without it. Ive had both

[@jennifervargas6525]

I just do oxycodone. Because heroin is insanely more addictive and honestly makes the withdrawals a thousand times worse. Just snort a couple oxy 30s and you are flying highhh haha. I just did one so I am in a good state lol.

[@TonyVega123]

Jennifer Vargas Jesus, Jennifer. You sound like you gotta major problem lol.

[@jennifervargas6525]

Tony Vega I do :( can you help? And I was high when I made that stupid comment....

[@Bloated_Tony_Danza]

Jennifer Vargas Oxycodone is extremly addictive as well. And do you know how expensive that shit is? You know what's cheaper? You know what's stronger? Heroin. You are going to run out of your oxy supply/money for oxy and you are going to turn to heroin, it always happens. It's been a month scince u posted this comment. Still snorting? Have you smoked one yet? Girl, you are in for a rough ride. Opiates are enslaving.

[@bobbyhogo7403]

Jennifer Vargas Theres an epidemic of people moving from opioid pills to heroin....

[@m1ghtysauc3E]

I’m glad to hear he’s clean again.

[@DoppSkates]

Again

[@thersten]

Heroine is not like a runners high. Artie definitely nose what he's talking about.

[@chicofromph33nix64]

Oh,he NOSE...

[@billy9497able]

Ahhhhhh yes yes

[@wishfulthinkin9726]

He NOSE.. and heroinE

[@aflaczach]

thersten you bastard lol that was top tier

[@thersten]

@@aflaczach thank you. I can tell you're a man of culture. 👍

[@pchantreau]

Correct. Even in the absence of any other factor (trauma, etc), the complete interruption of alcohol supply to a nervous system that has become accustomed to high doses of it can, by itself, lead to death.

[@1manorgy]

Hah, I like this guy. Why didn't anyone tell me about this guy?

[@teeds88]

ikr? this literally _never_ appeared in my suggested videos (until just now), even though i'm watching tons of Conan regularly

[@cuttingedge3701]

This is the infamous artie lange! Very popular from the Howard Stern show, which he was on from 2001-2008. I have a pretty popular video on my profile with some highlights on Artie Lange, you may really enjoy it! He's a different type of comedian, they don't make em like him anymore.

[@porkwoofles3909]

Check out the movie "Dirty Work" if you've not seen it yet ;)

[@mistervanderveer]

You should *definitely* try and track down the back catalog of Artie Langs era on the Howard Stern Show. His fights with Eric the Midget (rip), Crazy Alice, his heroin antics, nodding off live on air, his Iron Sheikh impression.. Dear god, you're in for a ride.

[@ibieiniid4240]

Beer League was dope too. No pun intended.

[@fattony123082]

Artie please come back the show is not the same without you !

[@DarkSkies72]

I miss Conan’s show.