Forrest Galante's Crazy Stories from the Amazon | Joe Rogan

Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1240 w/Forrest Galante: • Video

[@musicconnoisseur4865]

imagine aliens having a conversation like this about us

[@AgencyIsland]

"the glib gloobin experience"

[@connorballard6652]

This tripped me out lol

[@EpicStays]

I would absolutely love to see this. Even if it's fictional.

[@obeyshady6530]

Your profile picture make this comment perfect

[@elzymiller1866]

With the leader of omicron perci 8

[@veteranredbeard6222]

The more a person can admit that he doesn't know, the more trustworthy he becomes.

[@seanjones2456]

Donald Trump?

[@jackwelshans6229]

Or, they are just plain dumb

[@robertfan332]

I've worked with a ton of people who through fear can't won't admit when they don't know something which is so stupid and dangerous. The fearful ones are the most dangerous ones.

[@Yo_Chino]

Not true when talking about criminals in an interrogation lol

[@mrdeeds3904]

@@seanjones2456 sad to say but you could honestly believe trump 😂😂 he was actually square business

[@RockomusiK]

I like the way he is honest about the limits of his knowledge about a particular topic.

[@riccardoverde4683]

yeah but also, damn he knew nothing. Not even their name

[@martyfarrell9459]

@@riccardoverde4683 And you know what about the Amazon? Zimbabwe? South Africa? YOU know nothing. This guy was a wealth of information and risked his life on every adventure. Your cumulative experience of unknown societies is equal to the amount of times you've been laid. Chill dude.

[@cucuawe465]

@@riccardoverde4683 too much expedition,it hard to remember all of the information. Dude and his team have incredible finding like the extinct yellow caiman

[@williamtolbert5473]

@@riccardoverde4683 so he should have made something up? That expedition to the village was not the focus of the trip. He’s done a lot of these things.

[@Floridaburg-]

Lmao he didn’t remember anything

[@TheWickedLep]

Love that the Doctor's first instinct, as a doctor, is to help the villagers but is still respectful enough to make sure that it's not breaking the village's taboos

[@leethal513]

It was a medic, not a doctor.

[@BadNews885]

@@leethal513Leethal: internet corrector

[@Likexner]

​@@BadNews885 Whats wrong with correcting? Why do people get so defensive? He didnt demean anyone.

[@BadNews885]

@@Likexner I was just having a bit joke, mate. Don't get so defensive..

[@Likexner]

@@BadNews885 Im not defensive. If anyone is defensive, its you. But thats beside the point. Im seriously asking, whats wrong with correcting? Why is it shamed? I would understand if he called Logan an idiot for it or something, but he just corrected him.

[@ShadeScarecrow]

Funny how some jungle shaman is more open to modern medicine than a lot of soccer moms...

[@gildarmesh3809]

well when people are sick and dying around you accepting any and all help could save you and if not it will only get worse anyways introducing a short term assistance to a peoples that are on the edge like that will just hurt them because when they leave not only will they go back but now they will have new problems as well. there are whole islands that no longer is open to outsiders because of "wanting to help" I am sure that helping the tribe made the team feel better but they VERY LIKELY only made things worse just by breathing near them their medic should have been aware of this I doubt they even wore masks

[@blizzzt]

Damn those soccer mom's for thinking for themselves lol

[@SirWetBiscuit]

@Cambron Gabaree I'm 100% sure they were joking, but you should go stand outside of a Whole Foods and yell those same words tbh

[@user-ok6ef9zn4f]

Amazonian tribes may have primitive technology, but they are a very enlightened people

[@sopcannon]

@@user-ok6ef9zn4f they probably realise that they are a small group of people and in order to keep their way of life going they need to do what they can to survive.

[@michaelwomble]

Galante: We flew a DC3 Rogan: Did you say DMT? Galante: No. I said DC3. Rogan: Speaking of DMT...

[@jeremyn.1000]

He bout it

[@tiagozeferino2526]

Go up!

[@DailyScratcher]

@@jeremyn.1000 you just figure that out? Lol

[@PHOENIXQ2024]

😂👏🏽👏🏽

[@duttonzzz]

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@jesussavesyeshedoes]

I appreciate how respectful he is, even the way he describes their feet as “ useful “ rather than big or wide.

[@TheReaper569]

Were you looking so hard to find something to be offended

[@Likexner]

He called them big right before that. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

[@rillihi697]

🙄

[@rillihi697]

Big is offensive? Try this word: Pathetic ⬅️

[@viktoriyaserebryakov2755]

Calling them big is only disrespectful if YOU think big is lesser than yours.

[@JGomezabino]

Forrest is, by far, the most interesting guest anyone could ask for. Always a treat!

[@hannahlouise7210]

Just smoked a couple of bowls, saw Joes shirt and started thinking about how if he stood up he looks like he’d have a tutu on instead of jeans.

[@eccruz1998]

Hannah Louise I’m sober rn but yesss 😂😂 100%

[@jja1483]

Hannah Louise lol I didn't even think of that until u mentioned it hahaha😃🤣👍

[@getchasome6230]

You cant unsee that

[@hannahlouise7210]

Ryan Coldiron that’s why I commented it, now everyone else has to suffer 😂

[@irfanabazi2524]

Smoking a doob reading your comment--underrated

[@theothermother70]

I love that he just admits when he doesnt know something.

[@99m0bb1n]

shows how smart he is. the more u learn the more u realize u don't know much at all.

[@elongatedshrew5902]

Honesty is always best

[@hydraxc2478]

@@99m0bb1n That is profoundly true.

[@dr.feelgood.1330]

Well that's how you get knowledge nobody likes someone who pretends to know everything. That's why his podcasts are so popular.

[@dannyduggan4324]

People who claim to be experts or talk like they know everything are normally the dumbest people you'll interact with.

[@tattyrumble100]

Love how joe always has something to come back with, always has a story that relates or something to keep the convo flowing, like he was built for this kind of entertainment!

[@rapperstuff]

He’s very socially intelligent

[@fishconsinlange8901]

Number one for how long? Not like, he positively eas built for this

[@pheonixcornell544]

Of Course he'd have comeback!! Joe's a stand up comedian!!

[@ieuanphillips8834]

He has a thirst for knowledge, take in as much as you can and make your own opinion

[@aftabmetkari917]

And loves them feet

[@brandeesmith4756]

Forrest Galante is my favorite zoologist. He admits when he doesn't know something and is always willing to learn more. The most important thing when you are studying animals. Nature is a mysterious and unpredictable place.

[@varun009]

"he gets blessed us with this crazy green powder..." Joe: **takes out notepad and pen** "what's this now?"

[@bragg77]

Can I get some powder? A few seeds?

[@mikedecastro9806]

varun009 lol

[@mariobadia4553]

@@bragg77 lol

[@AndrewAustin007]

mambe is a green powder that is a combination of the coca leaf activated with calcium deposits. usually a black tobaco paste is used with mambe as a balancing effect called anbil.

[@JS-bo9yi]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@warnerfranz394]

This dude is the most polite guy, always lets joe finish his sentence before speaking even if he knows what the question is.

[@carlosgueits]

9

[@STYLEE-T]

Unlike Joe sometimes. I feel you BRUH.

[@Redmanwithaplanman]

@@STYLEE-T honestly it takes a rare bread of human to not ever interrupt people. Common interruptions are awful, but they happen

[@Samo_Wings]

@@Redmanwithaplanman lol it’s “breed”, but yeah I get you

[@melaninfarmer]

@@Samo_Wings I prefer rare bread tbh

[@xaviervasquez4657]

“No, no way, no way man, I love it, I live for it” you know you’ve made it when this is your first response about your job

[@kimrogers9498]

Rogan is fantastic and Forrest is one of my favorite guests.

[@danieljohnston3902]

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[@VaanRavi]

A guy named forrest talking about the Amazon. That's deep

[@reman3000]

also gay

[@robbymarton6984]

This guy doesn’t know shit

[@genericusername4206]

@@robbymarton6984 says robby marton

[@mathewmuss]

Amazon is a jungle

[@xrpvegas5407]

😁😂

[@j.r09160]

I'm suprised Joe didn't speculate on undiscovered Amazon weed strains

[@dabigsuge]

😂😂😂

[@Mike-ii1vz]

Now I'm speculating about it lol

[@BigBodyBiggolo]

Cannabis supposedly isnt native to the americas, back in 2010 that shit was even more vague with various conflicting stories so im not even 100% sure and i know too much about weed already

[@Benny11128]

Big Body Biggolo 9301 yes it is. There is a South American land race of cannabis

[@j.r09160]

@@BigBodyBiggolo you have no idea what your talking about and you also have no idea how stupid you sound . This is me being nice

[@murilobuscariolo3505]

Just for information: the fall in the thumbnail pic is actually the "Cascata do Caracol", and is not even close to Amazon Forest, but located in the south of Brasil, near the city of Canela - Rio Grande do Sul

[@lmtt123]

Yeah but it's not New York so they don't care

[@jimirsayssponsor5844]

I mean it’s a hell of a lot closer to the Amazon than I am so close enough for me 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

Thanks for letting me know!

[@Caduzao.]

@@jimirsayssponsor5844 Rio Grande do Sul is 3000 km from Amazon forest, US is 4000, ppl should just stop thinking the world is in Mercator projection. Should we bring a random Florida pic into this as well?

[@Moltas98]

Vi kgj No

[@nathanp8152]

This guys name being Forrest is all the proof I need to know he was born to do what he does

[@heydudeyahbro5492]

I’m surprised Joe could contain himself when he heard “crazy green powder” and “shaman”.

[@fatumakerie132]

Psychedelics

[@Blessed2Dance4God]

Lmao I know!

[@AJ-xd1vl]

Never trust a man who doesn't know how to say idk. Much respect to Forrest and his humbleness.

[@ETAisNOW]

Yeah well you shouldn’t say never cause only Dark wizards? Darts Vader? Deals in absolutes and that’s evil so I don’t trust you telling me what not to trust. End

[@brandondetroitfanmichaels4325]

You mean like Neil "know it all" DeGrasse Tyson?

[@tiopira5]

@@ETAisNOW "Only a sith deals in absolutes" -Obi wan kanobi

[@ETAisNOW]

@@tiopira5 The wicked flee when no man pursues but the righteous stand bold as a lion - the Bible

[@natureisallpowerful]

It's ok to say I don't know, if that's the truth.

[@discodancingdingo5776]

One of my favorite guests ever..could listen to him all day

[@CodySwitzer-yz2sq]

If you have Spotify. Find this podcast its # 1240. Turn on video and pause @ 1 hour: 58 minutes: 16 seconds. It will not disappoint.

[@garypalmer1122]

WTF is he doing?!!!

[@zk2939]

Man I had to screen record that

[@cesar9496]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@lilmonsta6701]

"Thick ass toes with muscle in them."

[@RRB0724]

lmao

[@nathanarunyan06]

🤣🤣🤣

[@therrgteam1952]

you heard what he said.....like he misses them!

[@BalanceDaRhythm]

I'm definitely using this as a roast.

[@prntm926]

“Did you see any jaguar or anything?”

[@Indygoflow1]

Joe needs to stop wearing his grandma's pyjamas

[@anthonyreyes4988]

Joe"rip my drip" Rogan

[@weinerdrizzle5279]

Indy "I pay a lot of attention to what dudes wear" goflow1

[@councilv1250]

Dude looks like he's wearing cowboy pajamas

[@naomis5613]

I like Joe's drip

[@brennenbisme]

Joe looks like his grandma's PJs

[@alanaaites8292]

Thank you so much for telling him that ringworm is a fungus not worms. It made me laugh so hard hearing this guy talking about the worms in ringworm.

[@leahreynolds852]

As a Guyanese, the people of the amazons are extremely skilled jungle dwellers and well versed from poisons to edible plants. They even know how to remove poisons from snakes and other animals and preserve them to use on arrows. My indigenous friend told me that they can run straight up in trees just like running in the streets. They co-exist with the large cats such as jaguars peacefully. You’re fortunate to ever meet them. But respectfully, don’t just approach them head on. Sometimes you cross their paths on trails such as “Iwokrama”, which is a rainforest guide in Guyana.

[@tonymaccaroni5744]

Very interesting, thank you.

[@quacyanderson8568]

Are you from Guyana

[@leahreynolds852]

@@quacyanderson8568 yes I am

[@klil230]

@@leahreynolds852what city?

[@leahreynolds852]

@@klil230 Greater Georgetown

[@TheShortYautja]

Needs to delete his browser history FBI: need to search your history Computer: jungle barefoot feet

[@fbiagent9631]

Hmmm what’s this doing here

[@lalaland2107]

Lmao. I love watching these vids and reading the comments❤️

[@fbiagent9631]

@@lalaland2107 hmmmm what are you doing here

[@MA-pd6hf]

"So much more athletic than you could imagine" Joe- "i CAN imagine.."

[@GenXgirl969]

Forest Galante is one of my favorite researchers. He’s so smart, yet down to earth.

[@davidroman1342]

I loved all of forrests galantes programmes. This channel is great Joe does different subjects and has great guests. Thanks Joe 👍 UK

[@ODST4570]

Galante: they had a shaman Joe: ohhhh, thats where you did dmt Galante: no... Joe: speaking of dmt...

[@samyeezy3068]

Clàssiç

[@crystalbledsoe5741]

Hug.

[@michealhuff2299]

🤣😂

[@nathanarunyan06]

😂

[@thestrippingharibo2370]

joe rogan is a rich crack head, change my mind

[@Sedonawhite]

He sounds so respectful of these people I appreciate him bringing us this information

[@singhatar0912]

Ongo Gablogian stfu

[@sandlotscout6358]

@@singhatar0912 you stfu asshole

[@Iceberg_225]

BS not calling them Indians

[@SnailHatan]

@@sandlotscout6358 Are you dumb?

[@arjitjere1559]

Respect him for saying i dont know instead of speaking crap

[@skaterkidguy20004]

What I love most about Joe is that he'll say what he feels is right and immediately say, "let's look it up, that could be horseshit."

[@waaar32]

I've lived in the mountains with mountain lions for almost 17 years and I've only ever heard that my dad and my uncle saw one on different occasions, so yes mountain lions are pretty elusive. If you do see one, chances are it's standing still looking at you from a distance and it blends in with the shrubbery around it, pretty terrifying.

[@verrufen2642]

Wow, in America?

[@willkershisnik5893]

I’ve seen a couple out on the streets where I live but it’s not even that isolated

[@Chase-wu9wk]

Ver Rufen oh yeah man. I have seen some in South Dakota and Arizona

[@verrufen2642]

@@Chase-wu9wk fucking awesome man! They killed all the lions here in Europe way back

[@Chase-wu9wk]

Ver Rufen that shit ain’t awesome hahaha. Tryna enjoy the view and then you see one just staring at you. Makes you wonder how truly fast you are.

[@markbalogh9655]

Joe is in a constant state to learn. Imagine how much knowledge you can obtain doing podcast like these

[@stanlee2200]

You can only learn so much as I've watched them all and noone can retain all of it but I'm sure he is much more wise than your average bear.

[@anonymous3174]

About the same as listening to it?

[@robertwhite1181]

Attain, my dear friend.

[@Chirhopher]

Refer to Apologia Radio, Bro. Jeff Durbin...

[@arjundhaliwal8853]

@@anonymous3174 feel like u retain more in a conversation then listening to people conversate

[@sambrock5032]

Peter Hotez, sounds like a completely reliable and interesting doctor to have on the show. I'm sure nothing else will come up about him.

[@dayquan92able]

To see chills run down Joe's spine like that... Priceless

[@j.dunlop8295]

Ten years ago I went to the Amazon, took my grown nephew (the Bugman) Entomologist. My shots, yellow fever, typhus, ect were $800 dollars. We went from Lima Peru, over the Andes mt.s pass was at 15,300 ft Favorite story; Stopped by. River at a Cafe it had a chicken and fish sign. We asked for the chicken, minutes later looking out the window and the man was chasing a chicken, he came in later,"No chicken!" We said, Well take the fish!" Looking out the window, he had a fishing pole, headed for the river! The meal came in its own time!

[@mmawithsubtitles7460]

😂😂

[@hellotooga5299]

Awesome 😅😅😅

[@limhan3209]

🤣👌

[@GetShitOnKid]

that's an amazing story

[@akademikz23]

lol this is great.

[@justapekinduck3558]

Forrest "I'm not actually sure" galante

[@unblind11]

ikr just seems like someone else told him these stories lolololol

[@obeb787]

That makes him sincere!!! Whats wrong about that?

[@lestat305]

Lmao

[@isaelgalarza5824]

Forrest "I dont know" galante

[@WestHamBestie]

D. Feliciano Because he spent time with indigenous people and had no idea of their name or their language.

[@user-hj1kn9qp5w]

man it would be awesome for Joe to do another podcast with Forrest

[@Adeus555]

I lived in the Canadian Rockies and its never a good feeling walking home up a mountain at night. Can feel the eyes on you.

[@nolesy51]

Walking through the forest at dark sends chills through your spine

[@franksmith824]

One of the craziest story's forrest galante tells is when he discovered he was actually one of the bee gees. He could tell by the way he used his walk he was a nature man no time to talk. And the fact that he has had all these encounters and he is staying alive.

[@mechanoid2k]

This is a funny and underrated comment.

[@zeroireland]

Haha oh Franky Boy, you are a hoot.

[@loveleexo4162]

I, I, I, I STAYING ALIIIIIIVEEEEE IIIIIIVVVVEE IIIII IIIVVVEEE

[@TheKiddIII]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy fuck dude. Criminally underrated.

[@100GTAGUY]

mechanoid2k I apparently subconsciously read this in rhythm to the beat and in that squeaky pitch before I realized how good I just got, got. Lmao It was delivered quite well compared to most KZbin comment section jokes I must say

[@taglor]

Joe: "So, you went to the Colombian Amazon?". Forrest: "I couldn't tell you".

[@Dell-ol6hb]

Matt Taylor exactly wtf, what do you mean where did you go then?

[@gloriouscontent3538]

Matt: "I'm too gay to be your butt buddy."

[@feistylilthang9453]

@@MoSco5000 lmao

[@mikea9929]

Forest “I heard this story on Facebook but I’m going to pretend it’s mine so I can go on joes podcast” galante

[@stopmytime9421]

“I was researching gel for my weird hair and beard”

[@fairlymediocreOG]

“I know enough to get into trouble, but not enough to get out of trouble” this line makes me think of Joe

[@OpintoOG]

I think he confused ringworm with tapeworm

[@melvindoo2396]

no, he said they were on the arms and legs- like ringworm

[@matthieucochard1394]

@@melvindoo2396 right, but if I’m understanding correctly, deworming medicine would not help with ringworms since they are caused by fungi

[@melvindoo2396]

@@matthieucochard1394 the dude talking isn't a medical expert he's an animal expert, of course he could get the medicine mixed up. I'm sure they had worms too and needed de wormers

[@matthieucochard1394]

@@melvindoo2396 just pointing out there was a confusion in their conversation

[@melvindoo2396]

@@matthieucochard1394 all good, sorry if I seemed antagonistic

[@jcollesano]

I have spent time in the Ecuadorian Amazon and what he is saying about these peoples abilities is spot on. They swim like fish, can climb trees, and not only run incredibly fast, but far… and COMPLETELY silent through the jungle. Also, Joe mentions the Huaorani and their feet. That was the tribe I was with for two weeks on our expedition… they did have feet far more webbed than ours and they are much wider as well

[@lizeggar2421]

In Zimbabwe, in the Zambezi valley, is a tribe that has feet that are cleft, with only two toes. Their feet look almost like an istrich's feet. It is a genetic abnormality. The name of the tribe escapes me at the moment, but a simple Google will confirm what I have commented. When Kariba was being built the government was trying to clear the area to be flooded and this tribe was very resistant to keaving.

[@vongatsby3619]

They are Vadoma people if anyone is interested.

[@13hubi13]

Wow man that's insane, how is it possible to do such an adventure? Would love to hear more about that, do you have instagram?

[@jcollesano]

@@13hubi13 It was aid work done through an organization I was partnered with at the time. I have IG but i'm not on social media anymore

[@nhlanhlasithole2899]

@@lizeggar2421 even their hands too.

[@dylansullivan380]

“Did you look at their feet? Hey Jamie, pull up their feet!”

[@JCook2020]

As a veteran that’s had to go long periods of time without a shower, peeing on your feet is 100% the best cure for athlete’s foot

[@bodean7394]

Minced garlic juice over the ring worm before bed. Will get rid of it almost over night. Depending on how many/size. But apply 2/4 nights and no more ring worm/s.

[@jreiland07]

Y’all act like you never seen a white person before

[@peachesjackofski8363]

FiveStarShellsGuy Like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

[@bitten4life]

@@peachesjackofski8363 And started whoopin' her ass worse than before

[@charliehussle2895]

@@bitten4life Its the return of the .. naw wait.. no way, you're kidding

[@Bradenk101]

Charlie Hussle he didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?

[@keerthisagar2200]

And Dr.Dre said .. Nothing you idiots , Dr.Dre’s dead , he’s locked up in my basement.

[@samoanmenace8202]

Joe “I wear my wife’s clothes” Rogan

[@alejandror765]

Fits* his wife's clothes titty boy

[@alejandror765]

@Kodi Schitter your mom loves it too

[@moistbrownypoints]

I laughed, it was a funny joke.

[@moistbrownypoints]

@maciverandy1 this is the internet, it caters to the funny bone of every person in the world, the problem is that it also does the opposite.

[@moistbrownypoints]

Joe "Laundry day" Rogan

[@Nman923]

I like that Joe says “with me you have to check”. Good stuff.

[@average.yt.commenter609]

I like how the waterfall in the thumbnail is like the farthest point you could be from the amazon forest in Brazil. (Cascata do Caracol)

[@springhillgolfer878]

Thank you, Vietnamese sweatshop workers for providing me with running shoes for the past 40 years. So my feet don't look like those Amazonian dudes.

[@bancabndu5837]

😆

[@FloresRain]

Get some five finger vibrams friend

[@rrl903]

Joe “what about their feet” Rogan

[@ozzyosman28]

Hahaha i died when he talked about their feet

[@WhoisJimmyFernandez]

😂 good one

[@borismuller86]

Remo Leeman aren’t the Huaorani they were talking about the ones in The Mission?

[@l8er]

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

[@S3aCa1mRa1n]

Joe “I had a thing for feet a while ago” Rogan.

[@JamesG-zh4ri]

I love it when these two men chat so much mystery

[@BlackCrownRC30]

9:23 bruh his reaction to realizing it may be bullshit 😂 got me dead💀💀

[@Fudgeoff6628]

Just because you don’t see a Jaguar, doesn’t mean they don’t see you. Remember, you’re in their home, their territory.

[@MystiCalBEING89]

thats what he said

[@zeroireland]

People always say this but humans are native to this planet too. Where exactly is our home? DON'T MY MORTGAGE PAYMENTS COUNT FOR ANYTHING??!!

[@DustGamezX]

@@zeroireland Yeah but we have been very urbanized for a thousand years so most ppl dont live in a jungle anymore brotendo.

[@habibsspirit]

Nah fuck that shit I see a Jaguar on my backyard it better get that fuck out, that's MY territory. Humans are territorial too.

[@nicolasramos2170]

there are jaguars in my town, it ocasionally appears in the local newspapper, I'm Brazilian btw. When I was a child, my grandfather worked building new roads to places like little villages that didn't have easy access to the city. Sometimes instead of taking me and my brother to school (like he was supposed to do) we would ask him to take us with him to work, because of that we would go to places in the middle of nowhere, meet a lot of people and see a LOT of wildlife. Once we spent the night in a farm which my grandfather were friends with the owner, and it was about 6 pm, and I asked them if I could play in the cornfield, and the owner said that every night there was a jaguar that would appear in the farm surroundings and it was very dangerous to go to the fields around that time. I'm not even kidding, some people that I know say you can smell it from a long distance, and the animal smells like rotten flesh. they are scary but beaultiful creatures.

[@RaptorProducts1991]

6:03 I can literally imagine what went on with Joe's curious part of the brain when he heard "crazy green powder"

[@fobbitoperator3620]

I think I might need some of that, right about now...

[@Mike-ut8xr]

Joe “DMT” Rogan

[@lucaspiccoli]

The photo from the thumbnail is in Canela, at the very south of Brazil. It's as far from the Amazon forest as NY is far from Los Angeles... not related at all. Brazil is amazing!

[@Ragnar676]

These are the kinds of stories that should make you re-evaluate your life and choices..... Cause for a lot of folks.....it can get much much....MUCH worse.

[@bobkreme2175]

If i learnt anything in life being here for almost 30yrs now then it's that things can get worse enen if you never thought so.

[@lonelycake4114]

Joe ”i thought amazon was an online store” Rogan

[@jeff7764]

Mrbigfrog 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bgbills10]

These “ “ jokes are getting old bruh

[@kikedenis4209]

LMAO

[@Indygoflow1]

I loled

[@Qulize]

😂

[@requiem4442]

Joe “piss on your feet” Rogan

[@requiem4442]

maciverandy1 shut up liberal pussy

[@stretmusic2500]

maciverandy1 wow buddy what an epic comeback you really got him

[@requiem4442]

Playstation Wins/fails your moms box smells like a can of sloppy joes

[@requiem4442]

maciverandy1 how does it feel sleeping in an orphan home

[@friendofilah1929]

No. Just stop.

[@MarriedWithPizza]

We get mountain Lions here where I live in California. Sometimes locals will take pictures of them around the area. The only encounter I ever had, our Ring caught a mountain lion carrying a cat in its mouth. We had outside cats and thought it caught one of ours, they were in hiding for a week after that big cat showed up.

[@Leo-eb1wl]

I find it hard to believe these communities don’t know which country they live in. I have worked almost 15 years with many indigenous communities in Colombian Amazon and there are very few completely untouched tribes. Most rely of these communities have contact with the outside in some way or another, many through trade ( fish mainly ). A few companies fly old planes into these areas and buy fish 3 times a week and sell them in Putumayo or caqueta. Yes they live a subsistence lifestyle but they have clothes and aren’t what I’m sure most people are imagining as Indian tribes wearing close to nothing hunting and untouched. It’s just not the case. Certainly not the communities that converse in Spanish. The real remote tribes don’t speak Spanish at all. Anyway that’s my 2 cents

[@nigelquinny]

I'm also from the Amazon my country name is Suriname 🇸🇷🇸🇷💯♥️ my father grand grandmother is native. But my father is mix with Hindu but I'm black because of my mother roots. That's why I love every culture ♥️one love

[@jeremygardner1225]

nigel niemel I am from Jamaica. Mixed as well. Black, white, Chinese and Kalinago from Trinidad.

[@TheBlenderBender]

I don’t even know where I come from. All I know is I’m tan but white and I’m Spanish so I might have a lot of Arabic on me from way back.

[@James-hm3jk]

Jaime Rodríguez Riesgo Do the 23andme thing, it’s a DNA test to see where you come from

[@kingtoad5329]

@@James-hm3jk I did that and found out me and Obama are cousins

[@FoodPhilosopher]

2 dudes sitting in Cali having a 3 hour conversation in English: "Its so wild that these people in Colombia are just speaking this language from Europe cos people came over and told them to, I mean, think about it!"

[@trb-ella5346]

This is totally different. 1. Both dudes are white, they ancestors were probably European 2. They actually live in a society that’s close to European unlike the tribe that is TOTALLY different

[@makingitchina418]

@@trb-ella5346 still...

[@thatwasclose1381]

Makingit China still what? That was the context

[@darrenhooper3828]

@@makingitchina418 You are not making a valid point and pretending to be more educated than the people who visited with firsthand knowledge.

[@donguapo7862]

Right...😂

[@StupidDamDummy]

Jeez boy canoeing back to the village with a shattered leg and arm is badass

[@rsmith850]

I'm so late to this dudes podcast. THE BEST!!!

[@raulgal2261]

This guy's very dense chin strap is mesmerizing

[@wetballer24]

You might like men idk

[@crowns9966]

@@wetballer24 Probably he does, not that I have problems with it, I don't wanna get crucified

[@wetballer24]

@@crowns9966 me either. Fuck it

[@dr.doppeldecker3832]

@@wetballer24 he definitely does! I mean common, his name is "raul". It does not get any more gay then that...

[@toddlehman928]

Well yeah...NOW it is!

[@lilitudeamnocte248]

I used to live in Guyana bc I was in the Peace Corps. my village was being ransacked by a jaguar every night. he was eating everyone's chickens which is their lifeline. they eventually trapped the jaguar and released him into another part of the jungle.it was just an absolutely gorgeous, powerful animal.

[@chrishenderson9663]

Jacksonville Jaguars

[@mosescuh3644]

Los jaguares de chiapas

[@tishainess9339]

so rad

[@MS-tc2fs]

Any paranormal things you witnessed while there?

[@lilitudeamnocte248]

@@MS-tc2fs negative

[@tamikelly504]

"Ringworm" has nothing to do with worms. It's a contagious itching skin disease occurring in small circular patches, caused by any of a number of fungi and affecting chiefly the scalp or the feet. The most common form is athlete's foot.

[@cahyasatixoxo7207]

I love the reverence with which he speaks about the world around him.

[@toddtempleton9321]

It's a lilac blouse kind of day

[@a.t.125]

I think it's one of them one piece outfits that babys wear, like with the slippers and mittens attached

[@Ser_Jerry]

Old man pajamas where the ass-flap unbuttons for the outhouse.😀🤣

[@Director-M]

@ 4:20 How Jamie manages to get results with search queries such as "jungle barefoot toe" is a testament to how powerful Google is.

[@kingjay-vx3xx]

Google is already listening so it makes it that easier.

[@andrewp5732]

Jamie is the People’s Googler

[@wm_9640]

@@andrewp5732 GOAT googler

[@DevAndVic2022]

@@andrewp5732 uh, huh.

[@Waawaaweewaa_]

Joe trying to convince this guy the dudes he met in the Amazon had monkey feet has me laughing my ass off hahahaha

[@midgetydeath]

Spanish is useful to the tribes and countries as a trade language. They all learned it, so they can all communicate. Except Brazil, but they manage. Most languages that get replaced weren’t able to communicate as well and so people adopt something that works better.

[@IhateAlot718]

They most likely speak an older type of Castilian Spanish too, the guy in the video said they speak Spanish but a older version so that's interesting.

[@CPorto]

Joe, there's a biologist guy in Brazil that I would love seeing you and him having a conversation. The name of this guy is Richard Rasmussen. He has a lot of experience with animals, Amazon culture and he worked with discovery channel in many country of this world. Nowadays he has a KZbin channel. By the way, He can speak English, so here's the tip!! Please, say hello to São Paulo (Brazil). Valeuuu

[@phaledax3661]

Ringworm is a fungal infection. However from his description what is means is Hookworm, Which is a worm and can cause a similar looking rash along the surface of the skin. This is treated with a pill. So I think he just remembered the name wrong. Giant Roundworm would also be a huge concern.

[@howiefeltersnatch2973]

He "Couldn't tell ya"

[@eddie1975utube]

Had to scroll too far to see this. It was probably Ivermectin, which Joe should have known but he is used to ring worm from wrestling.

[@benleeper332]

Forrest is one of the best guests on JRE. You can tell Joe likes him, as well.

[@newyardleysinclair9960]

Yea I agree

[@tarabannister9922]

Yeah..glad the ringworm thing was corrected lol.. I was so confused when he kept saying the group was dewormed ? Ringworm is very common. I worked in day care and at least one kid always had ringworm which is a fungus not actual worms lol

[@sombojoe]

Joe says - “How crazy is it? They learn Spanish from guys that came over a boat and they still speak it?!”… says the Italian guy speaking English!

[@Redmanwithaplanman]

I love that they helped with the medicine, and that the shaman loved to get his people help. That’s how you know that he’s a true shaman, not trying to stick to any pretentious ways. I hope that their medic tried to learn from him as well

[@lov5334]

They have been living without meds for years, the meds will have side effects

[@Redmanwithaplanman]

@@lov5334 wym

[@annana3433]

@@Redmanwithaplanman he meant they had been living without the meds all their lives

[@lov5334]

@@annana3433 thanks you

[@dantesombra9463]

I don't think anyone here can say what a "true" shaman is. How much time has any of us spent with any shaman living in the rainforest, isolated from the rest of the world? Only the indigenous people know what their shaman should be like.

[@MarcoBoswerth]

Joe “it’s really incredible when you stop and think of it” Rogan

[@jameslegrange196]

hahahaha

[@louiepreciado5672]

Joe “it’s entirely possible” Rogan

[@gloriouscontent3538]

Wow one of these makes sense and is accurate.

[@randomstuff_21]

We just need a group of scientists with iron man suits to explore the Amazon.

[@elvistran4595]

How devastating it must be for a medic to leave someone they know would not survive that they can help.

[@bigmike9558]

This guy is exactly what the worlds needs more of not fake, not claiming false shit just says what he knows and doesn’t try to church it up

[@zonabot6029]

He says “idk” or “I didn’t notice” to every question Joe asks. “ Did they have webbed feet?” - “idk I didn’t notice” lol

[@travisc5658]

I don't think he was there..

[@baffledsquirrel2122]

Thank god im from Canada scariest thing I’ll see is my ex ...

[@bbynmmyneedddy8954]

Your ex if definitely scary

[@sabinfigaro7334]

im in Alaska, anything that can kill you, you will hear and see before it does thank god! Ill take a moose or wolf or bear over a snake or tiny ass scorpien in my shoes any day.

[@gloriouscontent3538]

What about bears, or the weather.

[@baffledsquirrel2122]

Tanner Spellman it’s a joke lmfao

[@weirdscience8341]

Massive bears

[@metron_1991]

I used to be that dude that knew everything about everything. As I grew up I realized I knew nothing about anything. Being humble is a positive trait, the sooner you learn the better. Everyone is flawed in some way, do everyone around you a favor and know yourself.

[@chrisholden615]

He's never seen a Jaguar, but plenty saw him!

[@vaughnj6927]

Ringworm is a fungal skin infection, not a worm🙄

[@richardjames1751]

This is the exact comment i was looking for before posting it myself, lol

[@samscott9891]

Yes! Thank you for commenting this before I did haha

[@ben3304]

Lol somebody didnt watch the whole video before commenting

[@richardjames1751]

@@ben3304 lol, i was gonna edit my comment but was like ah, screw it

[@benjamingubler9383]

Thank you

[@carminemontuoro9026]

Joe’s wearing a nice blouse

[@begrateful8934]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alexandermilentis2130]

Joe is like Prince. He'll wear a blouse while he's beating your ass and then serve you pancakes afterward.

[@immax79]

Yeah, cool t-shirt.. Here in Denmark we call that a T-shirt.

[@ntactime_w3488]

very nice

[@sonnyn.8833]

Carmine M. It’s one piece blouse with a backdoor. Lol

[@Youarelight19]

The fact he's got a medic with him, it feels like a video game.

[@alinnemontecarlo7811]

13:53 "peligroso" 🤣🤣 when I heard, for once I think I forgot how to say correctly. But actually is perigoso 🤣🤣 greetings from Brazil guys, love the podcast

[@Throwaway-kg7ft]

Peligroso is the spanish word.

[@DTMCD92]

I can tell this guy got an A on every group project but didn’t do any of the work lol.....

[@colleensharkey9948]

@Ian Ford 😂

[@dustinparks9157]

He knows alot but not much more than that.

[@Eger118877]

There's a term for that called “social loafing.” lol

[@Captn_Cor]

Most accurate comment ever.

[@Dell-ol6hb]

DTMCD92 big facts

[@NuclearPower45]

Joe "I flex my pec at 11:09" Rogan

[@jewelscoop3570]

Dallas Reilly weird flex but ok

[@joeroganofficial5433]

Why are looking that’s weird

[@TheXboxfan2011]

You gay for this comment

[@jamesdean7286]

HA! Gayyyyy

[@greatomeister675]

hgh side effect

[@leeniederwerfer9217]

Lol this show I like 💯! Not the shit talking MMA shit but the intellectual stuff that's fascinating 💯

[@conquerandwin]

Natives warn them about danger from Jaguars, white guys, *"Sweet! Hope we see one!"* walks into darkness....

[@Bulltardwin]

lol this guy is full of shit. I’ve been to the Amazon and I asked my guide, who was an Indigenous Amazonian if he had ever seen a Jaguar. He said only once, in about 40 years of living in the jungle. And we went on night treks which our guide said was safe.

[@grugnat653]

@@Bulltardwin Broken bones can be a death sentence for these ppl, no wonder they don't go trekking through the jungle at night.

[@Bulltardwin]

​@@grugnat653 I'm sure they have fire. They're not just walking around in the dark bumping into shit.

[@fourdeck33]

this thread is gold.

[@badascan8910]

@@Bulltardwin you do know, the Amazon is a HUGE place. And threat Jaguars definitely exist there