Ranking Your DERANGED Presentations

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Schlatt ranks your CURSED presentations.
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I asked you guys to send in your FAVORITE presentations, your CURSED presentations, your WEIRD presentations, your SCUFFED presentations, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
Edited by wheatskins: / wheatskins_
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CREDIT (In order):
Bunga Booga - ‪@TsuraiSMNL‬
Fakeschlatt - ‪@BlueToothGrenade‬
How To Steal Street Signs - ‪@jamietiffen3204‬
Goontanyl - ‪@soupbanter2065‬
Why Smoking Is Good - ‪@CHRBRG‬
Skylanders - ‪@itchybarn‬
Mini Schlatt - ‪@BlubberBoat‬
Accordion Man - ‪@adamyessdvx‬
Sausage Warmer - ‪@Thesausagechef‬
Peter, What Are You Doing? - ‪@levierdman‬
Schlatt Potion - ‪@Hypnostonic‬
The Schillow - ‪@zorafine‬
Schlatt Reaction Machine - ‪@approvedtrash‬
Hostage Situation - ‪@sarahharman9879‬
The Scootski - Sam - ‪@cloudisaurus‬
Cyberpunk 2977 - markodpolo
Bad Hairline - ‪@DrDerpGamer‬
Cumpy - Faxxer - ‪@FatherFaxMannington‬
Eyes Of Zeus - ‪@IrrationalMango‬
Even Worse Hairline - ‪@DrDerpGamer‬
4D Gaming Setup - ‪@RealNooshie‬
How To Avoid Getting Pushed In Front Of The Subway - gi0_is_swag
Strange Instrument - ‪@MaxwellJames‬
Homeless Hunger Games - ‪@Schlanman‬
Schlatt's Address - ‪@tachophobicat‬
Downer Upper - ‪@tretins‬
Better Pet - Heather
Jambofy Extension - ‪@Sopeamy‬
Schlaby Monitor - ‪@SunnyIsOnline‬
What Room Is Schlatt In - ‪@tachophobicat‬
Waifu Deodorant - ‪@aegisblze‬
The Grabby-Hand Dealie - MajorityGP - ‪@8-bitwaterbottle386‬
Uranium Lunches - ‪@eclipscycle‬
Schlankenstein - ‪@Tako_Balls‬
B*ng Hero - ‪@Nightmare-Engineer‬
Rent-A-Podcast - ‪@ProUnprofessional‬
Mr. Shredz - ‪@pixelzwithaz‬
Converting To Mormonism - BS
Crammy - ‪@WrigglyVT‬
Inside Schlatt's House - ‪@tachophobicat‬

[@jschlattLIVE]

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[@sphawesome571]

I know what you did

[@DatAngryMelon]

na

[@felixgg]

real

[@MonkeGamer47]

Edging

[@Heisenburger_69420]

Love you schlatt

[@bravosierramike3605]

Schlatt has a large following of legitimately skilled individuals that waste all their time thinking of new ways to piss him off rather than doing anything productive. I love it.

[@RyanSoltani]

The Schlaby Monitor goes hard though

[@cookiecrumbzi]

"Schlingadingaling" truly has some Schkilled viewers

[@durratulaishah3703]

​@@RyanSoltaniand the idea of deodorants with anime girls pictures on them seems pretty legit too.

[@deleted-something]

True

[@conradolosada7835]

it's actually impressive how much effort they put into this

[@Kate-br6kg]

Love that Schlatt’s audience is just a feral army of engineers and criminals

[@SiffrinISAT]

That venn diagram is mostly a circle, to be honest

[@AlexJoneses]

Who says we can't be both

[@jimtsap04]

Also a lot of femboys and furries, and femboy furries...

[@Lunarinzo]

@@SiffrinISAT This mf solos Einstein in terms of inteligence.

[@RubyG3451]

​@@jimtsap04 There is a surprising overlap in engineers/other stem professionals and femboys/furries. Take me for example - Engineer, Femboy, Jschlatt Viewer.

[@tachophobicat]

21:26 Glad you enjoyed my presentations! LOL! Cool to see that you still put me in the thumbnail even after all the legal trouble we’ve been going through

[@cheeseburgermonkey7104]

This man is a force to be reckoned with

[@cheesyeasy1238]

the restraining order must've been wild

[@jschlattLIVE]

I can't pass up the opportunity for views, haha. Even though you've put me through an extreme amount of grief. haha

[@bodycampaign]

​@@jschlattLIVEhaha.

[@mopo450]

@@jschlattLIVE when will you do a jelqing stream

[@giyaftuagulgailsgqutotquvakj]

13:20 The address leads to a gay nightclub called “Cheer Up Charlies” in downtown Austin, TX

[@50percent_cool]

That makes so much sense of course he would live there

[@justaguy8622]

noted

[@liamodynsky4871]

Incredible 😂

[@JohnFortner1]

JSchlatt fans have 4 jokes: "I'm insane" "9/11" drugs and drug recipes and doxxing JSchlatt. Why is it still funny. It's hilarious.

[@jakebuckley4059]

You forgot 1999

[@hellothere3609]

Who said it's all jokes?

[@wrjtung3456]

And shank being a homosexual

[@Badgerking_22]

And mispronuncing his name

[@soffy8422]

and weezer joke

[@Conqueringrule]

13:21 Schlatt's internet cut off when this happened during the stream, so for the people who were watching live his webcam and video instantly froze and everyone in chat thought he really got doxxed. Was definitely one of the best moments of the stream once he came back

[@sqwerly1488]

I was kinda mad that they didn’t show the part where the stream actually crashed

[@reidhulshof3645]

If I remember correctly there’s a chuckle sandwich episode where this happened and all he had to explain to Ted was “oh I go around 3 o’clock every day”

[@vexehedrim7910]

Was this an old stream? Or did he just not upload the vod

[@AeonCDG]

@@vexehedrim7910 very old stream, he's starting up the content wheel with actual videos instead of shorts now

[@Calcul8edchaos]

I noticed that. most of these clips I saw on shorts overtime.@@AeonCDG

[@pogpersononyt]

Can't wait for Jshlatt to make a "Schlompany" with these ideas

[@SadCryingLemon]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

[@MegatronSturdy]

wum

[@lpc9929]

Who are this

[@felixgg]

i'm a schlut for the schlompany

[@E.EE.]

​@@lpc9929scented candles

[@CrystaI-Cascade]

3:20 as someone with my own collection of old Skylanders, that collection is IMPRESSIVE, especially how organized it is

[@SunnyIsOnline]

15:12 Dude if you wanna go half and half in on the design I'll help you make it happen, I still got the model

[@jschlattLIVE]

I'll have my lawyers contact your lawyers.

[@SunnyIsOnline]

@@jschlattLIVE Word

[@Granberrygull]

@@jschlattLIVEi can provide the fluff needed for the stiffed animal itself. For free (:

[@SamFromItalia]

My man is making deals with the "big man" himself

[@sidneyc7370]

⁠@@jschlattLIVE I thought no one had seen the lawyers since 99

[@emma_nutella58]

I honestly love how talented Schlitoris’s community is and how they’ve dedicated all their talent to pissing him off

[@Mr.Spade1]

That is certainly a nickname

[@hagridthetable]

how do you find a schlitoris

[@Moogchungus]

SCHLITORIS IS INSANE

[@ImFarley]

where the FUCK is the SCHLITORIS?!

[@steingtx3726]

I'm telling mr dawg about this

[@WowItzAkina]

7:05 fun fact - that’s actually road legal as it’s classified as a “custom vehicle” and therefore falls under different laws

[@fellow-genya-enjoyer]

Nice.

[@matthewboire6843]

Wow

[@TrueFlameslinger]

Plus not all states require front and back license plates!

[@fiish1]

ngl, that shit came out of mario kart 8

[@micheal2455]

17:09 The Toys R Us shopping cart in the year of our Schlooge 2024 is wild

[@WinterLgndWolf]

​@@MeIsSmogee I think they did in the States but up here in Canada they're still open

[@Random_Cashier]

@@MeIsSmogeesame here

[@Samud_]

i still see them but they dont sell much

[@zackv3957]

Jambo putting his paw on Schlatts mouth to silence him was the best part of this video.

[@Tumbleflop]

Fun fact: Street signs are perfectly legal to take since you paid for them with your taxes, so it isn't stealing.

[@Fodkdj]

If I don’t take street signs, can I stop paying taxes?

[@Tumbleflop]

@@Fodkdj Worth a try

[@pizzastock111]

If it still legsl if i dont pay taxes yet

[@beeflowerbeds5877]

EXACTLY finally someone gets it lmao

[@antonikudlicki1100]

By this logic you can steal from apple if you have their stock... ah shit.

[@failepic9010]

21:08 I mean campus wise it depends High School campus 100%. You’re getting bullied. On a college campus, no one will give a shit.

[@MoobLuvr666]

Pro tip: if you where a light reflective vest, youre less likely to be questioned whilst aquiring a free sign

[@CreeFalcon-219]

80

[@lukesmith8896]

79

[@isaktheswede]

thanks!

[@N________--_o_olol]

78

[@c-love6753]

77

[@christianzeugna]

there's NO FUCKING WAY this took two months to put together

[@skiff2588]

I KNOW

[@PokeBrick02]

This was streamed all the way in NOVEMBER, & only now after he's milked all the presentations in KZbin Short clips, only then he uploads, imo a pretty mid-edited-together video. Something must have happened behind the scenes that delayed this video production-wise, & or some irl event cause this is actually ridiculous.

[@RyanSoltani]

He’s already reacted to all of them in big guy shorts lol

[@somedude6110]

next he will post a reaction to his own yt shorts reaction

[@xX072Xx]

it did

[@HamHock-Jones]

“A couple days ago I asked you…” Schlatt, the livestream was in November. Insult us. Degrade us. Question us all you like. But lying just crosses the line

[@fadeskywards1245]

Who is Schlatt?

[@Spider8Crak]

@@fadeskywards1245 He meant "schlatt"

[@copypasta9563]

He is slopping like pyro

[@memerman4366]

wdym its november 2023 right now

[@Tumbleflop]

"Building Schleven"

[@Xer0280]

11:55 I'm scared by the fact that Schlatt's fanbase consists of unhinged engineers and road sign stealers

[@TheManinBlack9054]

The dude is kinda cute tho. He gay?

[@AwesomeIII]

​@@TheManinBlack9054 willy wonka looking guy

[@yaboiczar2769]

There is some power behind this fan base

[@dracorexyz]

schlatt's fanbase is better than him in intelligence and funniness

[@-FusionZuser-]

schlatts fanbase is just: 9/11 criminals engineers for some reason animators who are way too good to be doing this stuff

[@Rubiktor012]

And the occasional gay femboy

[@Arandomguywhoisdumb]

WHERE IS THE “FREEEEE”??

[@justaguy8622]

don’t forget furries

[@rammylive4081]

y'know i'm less impressed with all of schlatt's engineers and more impressed with how many animators are in this video with fantastic appealing unique styles

[@alexkitta3619]

Yea

[@astrea5849]

engineering > animation

[@SimplyDuker]

Why not both?

[@minicararnold]

hey what the fuck are you doing here. get outta here!

[@soy4600]

They actually got together to do one for each of them

[@Crazy56U]

For those confused, I checked the VOD; the time that passed between Schlatt watching Dr. Derp Gamer’s submission, and watching his response, was about two hours.

[@cassidybeyak8727]

that is still pretty impressive for two hours honestly

[@edpersona_l]

7:35 for those wondering the 2977 represents the 2977 cases of lost life (a hard ass bar)

[@markusmoore5144]

I'm kinda glad less people actually understood the joke😭

[@BrainFreeze4]

it was actually 2997

[@bruh-GoofyXD]

@@BrainFreeze4 Confidently incorrect

[@tacticalidiot175]

my father died on that fateful night

[@markusmoore5144]

@BrainFreeze4 it's 2997 if you count the hijackers, if it's just victims is 2977

[@GrumpyTy34er]

For those wondering, the address is an apartment above a restaurant and the restaurant/bar itself. He shows a house. Schlark is safe

[@Flanm257]

And why tha final video shows Schlatt talking

[@Ghastnote]

9:04 Dude just made one of the best animations and it was for a "jschlatt" submission lol

[@airconditionerthatneverworks]

I would actually love it if he worked for him, his style was sick

[@artemismoore9022]

Am I tripping out the fucking wazoo or did the animator sample OSP Blue??? Bc if not then man oh MAN whoever voiced it sounds like him

[@Ghastnote]

@@airconditionerthatneverworks for sure

[@Ghastnote]

@@artemismoore9022 I have no clue ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@aiyowei187]

Reminds me of krugston’s works

[@Lezm]

21:57 “Schlatt & Co. Company are working closely with local authorities to locate the whereabouts of our main talent "Jschlatt", we apologise for any delays this might cause to your regularly scheduled programming.” It feels like he’s still with us🪦 🕊️ Fly high, Schlump.

[@unquestionableexistance8704]

Canonical Ending

[@boston_boi]

11:00 THATS WHERE THEY RECORD THE FUCKING LIBERTY MUTUAL ADS IM NOT EVEN JOKING

[@exoplanetarydev]

HOLY SHIT IT IS

[@RasJohn-ol7nz]

@@exoplanetarydevIM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE I SAID THE EXACT SAME THING BEFORE READING THIS REPLY WTF

[@mpgodjr]

Yeah, it's a popular spot

[@_b_e_a_n_s_]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[@legologan0896]

I knew it looked familar

[@JimBeaz]

0:13 when he said that I felt it 😢

[@amulyaranjan6070]

Where?🥸

[@Cattdk]

Uga booga

[@lapalapa569]

It still hurts😢

[@SpacePotato-zj8os]

Bunga bunga booga

[@forgedabauditt9955]

9:34 "Do you want a job?" sums up the entire video

[@asterglaceon]

Doesn’t he actually work for Schlatt now, I think he drew for SDP

[@JKysSa]

​@@asterglaceon hdz better

[@mbcodes18]

IRRATIONALMANGO FORMERLY KNOWN AS GOLDEN EAGLE STUDIOS WORKS FOR SCHLATT??

[@CrimKayde]

For anyone wondering, I’ve done the math. To exactly skip through a sponsor segment for Opera GX, five double taps usually gets through rihjt to the “and now back to the video” or whatever spaggs variation that time is. For world of warships it’s 3 double taps and maybe a fourth depending if you get it exactly or not. Im still working on the calculations for other sponsors You may be wondering, isn’t this cruel? To deny the big guy his ad? Yeah probably

[@squelchedotter]

just install a blocker for sponsors

[@ddeevviiaanntt]

dude just install SponsorBlock

[@random5524]

holy fuck wow thanks

[@Someone_unhuman]

Lmao, the last one definitely gave Schlork chills down his spine

[@Noobsareawesome1224]

Wtf is schlork

[@rwbygaming586]

​@@Noobsareawesome1224 Schlatt Fork

[@Noobsareawesome1224]

@@rwbygaming586 ohhh schlork

[@ZanderDunn-w9h]

Schlorkils down his spine.

[@Otter_129]

Shlit

[@ITZtheOneAndOnly_D4hlis]

21:41 no wonder why he’s moving

[@samh5664]

HES MOVING FR LMAO??? THAT WAS LEGIT?

[@CreeFalcon-219]

154

[@whereswrld]

15:08 might be the first time I've heard Schlatt's genuine laugh

[@Ghostly_.Therian]

HE SOUNDS LIKE A DAD😭

[@walturwhit]

SANTA CLAUS 😭

[@someclevername2558]

@@walturwhitSCHANTA CLAUS!!

[@hero._.4063]

OH SHIT I LOVE YOUR MINECRAFT SERIES GANGSTER

[@Theorpo]

HO HO HO!

[@SomeGuy-yl1bx]

Ah yes, I love 'Schlatt' videos. Half horror. 10% 9/11 jokes 20% stealing things 20% actually good ideas

[@ferret_lover2665]

what's the other 50%...?

[@TheDravenBair]

​@@ferret_lover2665horror

[@theminerooms]

@@ferret_lover2665the horror

[@CloudiStuff]

It says half horror 😭​@@ferret_lover2665

[@hydromous6705]

@@ferret_lover2665 bro can u read?

[@pbandmayosandwich3208]

“Schlitstain” always makes me laugh. I almost forget the terrible things he did in ‘99

[@Pearse-gj6bc]

@@AlphaBeta-rf4zv i agree "shlenisschulcker" is hilarious, my dementia almost made me forget about what he did to those slave hostages in '99

[@SillyGamesBoi]

21:32 PAUSE IT AND CLICK HERE BECAUSE I SAW TWO PEOPLE SAY " SCHLOXXED"

[@yaxiea6841]

5:14 got the Schillow, now I still need the Schlanket

[@alrightatgames]

What about the schlaby monitor

[@sapienshalt2668]

@@alrightatgames but then you would need a schleboard and a schlouse

[@Scrumboiling]

God forbid the schlondom.

[@NOBLESIX-UNSC]

​@@Scrumboilingor the shick

[@getflashbanged6909]

⁠@@ScrumboilingI’d take the Shlondom over ShlAIDS any day

[@jacka2027]

Bro came back from the dead quicker than I came after seeing him

[@sirsamiboi]

Holy shit it's my wallpaper

[@mocaroxox]

real

[@sidneyc7370]

Shloseph Stalin always returns at the randomness of times

[@dolbitnormalno8294]

bro what

[@CRTea1]

bro came back from the dead faster than Jesus

[@AightBroBet]

"Schnine-eleven" really knows how to deliver, like one of his '99 victims, although the "thing" that victim delivered disappeared with his mother...

[@schrodingernutsack]

just like how the planes were delivered to new york at 8.46am

[@Cjjaxx]

I love how Charborg made a submission

[@Todaly]

Yep good Ole Charborg

[@squishyfishy8042]

Charborg sighting

[@croatianrabbit5748]

it truly has been a charred borg

[@CKsilver]

fire in the hole

[@SunshowerWonderlab]

Wait which one

[@ajm4288]

14:35 Jambo really said “Shush”

[@angellycan]

It was so cuteeee

[@SNDLKaraoke]

That guy selling Cumpy.. didn't he used to be in a music group? With his brothers? Owned a big house? World famous singer? Wore a white glove? Fairground rides? Skin changed colour? Legal battles? Supposedly died?

[@moony5097]

HEE HEE

[@yeezuschrist420]

Dude touched kids too i’m pretty sure, forget the name tho

[@L0rdskywarp]

13:22 for those wondering this is the address of a bar/restaurant called cheer up charlie’s

[@Bobuno22]

Scharak O’schama really knows how to rank these presentations

[@dreamp4]

Oschama schin schladen

[@NoLife0090]

​@@dreamp4Schlim Schlong Schlun

[@RevenSpectacle]

Schlonald Schlump

[@TVWarr]

Shaydolf shitler

[@bretth342]

Objection, your Schlonor. None of them actually filmed themselves stealing anything. You can't prove that they were the ones who comitted the theft

[@paavobjorkbacka7254]

nuh uh

[@stinkyballs690]

​WHAT DO YOU MEAN NUUH@@paavobjorkbacka7254

[@Randombluelion_]

@@paavobjorkbacka7254 aw man, you got em there :(

[@Monkscape_games]

Bro💀🙏

[@kashyyyt3582]

Big guy never fails to make me play with myself

[@Lobotamized_Lobster]

This made me scream

[@50lface68]

same

[@SATOdar_]

​@@Lobotamized_Lobsterthis made me cream

[@Batstard556]

​@@Lobotamized_Lobster this made me cream

[@syedhassanali5837]

​@@Lobotamized_Lobsterthis made me scream without the s

[@juggernauttoast]

9:05 who animated this, it’s extremely well done

[@chaos.pups_]

schlatt: i follow the law also schlatt in 1999: 🔫🔪💣🔫💣🔫💣🔫🧨🧨🔪💣🔫🏹🗡️🗡️⚔️🔫

[@YusiAnimated]

he diddnt only attack america, he caused great crimes here in Britain too @jshlattLIVE

[@Ghost_Dud3]

Don’t forget 🏢🏢✈️

[@abigriffin9496]

Man, my favorite part of these videos is when Schwarmereis ranks the submissions, truly amazing.

[@theAirsoftM1]

7:10 its weird that schlott is saying he follows the law despite what happened in '99

[@Mr.Marbles]

of course he follows the law now. you really do not want any contact with the law or they might put the pieces together and finally serve justice to the 65 souls that perished that day.

[@funman-h7w]

12:28 schlorp denies his crimes

[@olivermorin3303]

Technically, the '99 incident was not illegal. This is mostly down to the fact that nobody thought it was possible.

[@SamusV4]

Schlatt's audience is entirely devoted to the medium and I am so here for it.

[@tarabletv]

12:52 Okay but that would make a fire book or show concept

[@tarabletv]

@jamvey Yeah you right

[@breadsandwich8419]

Hunger games

[@tarabletv]

@breadsandwich8419 Yeahhhh but they were seeking out children not homeless people

[@matthewboire6843]

Oh yes it would totally be a great idea, and the main character can be have a bow

[@z3phyru5__]

its literally the hunger games 😭😭

[@aclonymous]

13:18 that's a gay club btw

[@memerman4366]

*AHHAHAHAHAHA* that was my reaction to reading this

[@Joyfk]

​@@yourshoulderdevil5229 you see, theres this website called google

[@aliakseyfryauf2123]

@@yourshoulderdevil5229there are consequences to being gay!

[@achrafejjar5849]

@@yourshoulderdevil5229by searching it up dumbass? And ik its a joke but its so not funny

[@spooky5338]

He probably just looked up the address based on morbid curiousity

[@ethanevers3203]

The amount of skilled engineers and animators that make stuff just to piss him off is amazing

[@jstar3382]

2:44 CHARBORG!!! i love him so much

[@chimichangacharles]

I scrolled too far to find this comment. We love charborg!

[@FabioDaFemboy]

@@chimichangacharlessammeeeee

[@XlightninX]

charborg sightings getting wild in 2024

[@CalebJones2008]

Scharborg.

[@papajohn5279]

I always forget that Charborg did videos with Schlatt before. They seem like they're from different universes.

[@Cooldogguy]

How nice of schlatt to finally bless us with an upload

[@NikChonky]

its a repost

[@ragnaulva_]

16:11 I don't think they'd actually use the anime waifu deodorants, they'd just keep them as collectibles...

[@lupen8095]

I am excited to see what tiers he uses to "rank" these presentations

[@HeatedPanda]

I love how 'SCHLONGAMIZER' just has the most unhinged community. It makes such funny 'Schilpshal' videos.

[@Juannnnnnnnnnn]

I love how jshungus is so high and mighty about how he obeys the law, when what his fans do doesn’t touch a candle to what he himself did back in 99’

[@dacgamer5741]

14:30 that cat just told him to shut up in the meanest way i've seen

[@alithe_utlover]

of course "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" would like these “presentations.” after all, "Spectrophotometrically" can find out more information about his next victims, such as: how easy it is to escape in their own home or, what weapons they have.

[@VINCENT8828]

21:00 Dude if I see a Rammy backpack behind I ain't killing you or taking the backpack, I think if it's a jschlatt fan it's basically worst value

[@iamarizonaball2642]

Come one needs to make that.

[@CGR89]

Whoever is making these is really talented, the “schlatt” model is so realistic it feels like he’s still with us. Bless up big guy, miss you ❤

[@iangillies711]

“Hi Schlark” “No” That made me laugh harder than it should have 😂😂

[@rockinggamerdude]

3:16 I recommend the series for anyone who just wants some fun puzzles, fight monsters, and funny dialogue just avoid Imaginators

[@AlfredRova]

I thought imaginators was pretty fun

[@Clay-camo]

​@@AlfredRova you are mistaken

[@viddog6457]

The first 4 are peak

[@aidenpotter5952]

Trap team is my absolute favorite

[@Clay-camo]

@@aidenpotter5952 it has the nostalgia factor for me, so same

[@Juryfates]

I’m genuinely impressed by half of the animation in these presentations

[@_NoBeL_13]

12:28 bro just described squid games

[@kytkeyboardsyoureterrific439]

10:34 he’s got cumpy on his side, auto win

[@LILSATOO]

Jachlatt: I don’t want to make these types of videos anymore.. Also jschlatt:

[@backwards984]

I think he was talking about tiktok reactions specifically

[@importyuki]

I loved it when Schlatt "ranked" the presentations

[@waytoovalid]

watching jschlatt at night poses a risk because this is one of the few things on youtube that will make me laugh uncontrollably

[@HeadBro_]

all yall wondering about the address. its a gay bar. (i aint mad)

[@Zawaito]

Ur the hero we all needed, but didn't deserve

[@jacencade4019]

How are the wings?

[@greenkitty1]

So it is real

[@IAmThat_Guy]

Wait what about the house or the final video, did @schlatt end it or did the dude actually end it

[@jennyjin1617]

@@IAmThat_GuyI dunno but stream legit ended then and there

[@nahdotexe5670]

21:05 Even better, now you can also sell bulletproof versions of the backpack for double the profit!

[@ALEPH-O-02-63]

Jshclatt: "I am a law abiding citizen!" Also Jschlatt: [12:19] "LETS MAKE A BOMB YEAHHHH..."

[@SonMohammedAl-Goku]

“The solution? State-wide, televised, tournament style fights to the death.”

[@nitrade87]

20:45 as a Mormon I find that and Schling’s reaction amazing

[@Auz10z]

A pearl of great price

[@Dexter_Copier]

I almost started tweaking when it happened 😂

[@MegatronSturdy]

How's Utah

[@nitrade87]

@@MegatronSturdy I’m in AZ

[@MegatronSturdy]

@@nitrade87 oh wow

[@Hi54321_v]

Him getting doxed halfway through the stream just shows how completely and mentally insane his fan base is and I love it and so does he

[@jeepmega629]

Schlatt I know you probably won’t take this seriously in this cesspit of irony and memes, but I’m genuinely always excited to see your videos because they always make me laugh and put me in a happy mood. Thank you for uploading these videos.

[@andrew3810]

15:50 hmm. That why you moved?

[@ProUnprofessional]

YOOOO RENT A PODCAST MADE IT IN LETS GOOOOOO!! 19:32

[@pixelzwithaz]

I loved your presentation!!!

[@ProUnprofessional]

@@pixelzwithaz Thank you so much!!

[@ProUnprofessional]

@@pixelzwithaz yours was great too btw!

[@gnome5057]

5:23 well damn, now I have to throw out my pillow human replica because schlatt thinks its weird

[@J3lli_Gacha]

3:45 I don't know either to laugh or to cry

[@cathelijnvanzundert7429]

I like nico di angelo

[@normanmai7865]

​@@cathelijnvanzundert7429 percy jackson fan located

[@FRVST09]

13:10 is insane

[@Simonson0]

Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

[@BlueToothGrenade]

0:22 holy SchlattBalls I’ve made it

[@Balls199]

Schlattballs

[@DeterminationFrisk]

Congrats dude

[@apchistuz]

​@@Balls199holy

[@thewangdynasty256]

19:11 supervillain talkin ahh bro why is his voice- LMAOOO

[@hunterd5785]

When he pulled out a whole entire fucking accordion, I almost burst out laughing

[@hunterd5785]

At 4:13 btw

[@DragonaxFilms]

7:16 I think this is the first time I've seen Schlatt hatless in like 4 years.

[@JJunkAFunk]

“This is so stupid. I’ve been trying to fi- please. I’ve been trying to film suh-eh anything for like 30 minutes. This is what I look like. That’s it. I’m done. I’m done.”

[@NorwayDuck]

Finally, I've been seeing so many shorts from this and was waiting for the full video

[@robertromanul2212]

One person will be raised out of homelessness, the rest will be lowered out of it.

[@expeditiouscoloniser]

16:34 あすとるふを〜 MY BELOVED

[@creeperfun12]

Tomorrow

[@vintagedegenerate]

The song at 1:33 is from a minecraft mod named "Better End" Such a good soundtrack

[@aidantremblay1368]

6:51 great idea, but I cant invest simply because I think the boatercycle would have been a better name

[@derekarredondo5563]

8:02 Schlatt lookin like the tragedy mask

[@it.snowig]

Who?

[@gabriellarosa7159]

Broooo, that one in a life time insult

[@Thenumbersthatareodd]

Tretins [the guy with the 1500s plauge mask] did actually made a video about 9/11 named "Never Forget". I think he needs to take back that joke at 14:01.

[@SwagMoneyBabyyy]

These presentations truly are amazing, just like what “Schlatt” presented to a homeless shelter back in ‘99

[@zionausmus7662]

Video was just posted, you have not watched all of it

[@adnankhalid8457]

​@@zionausmus7662there was a vod in the vods channel

[@SwagMoneyBabyyy]

@@zionausmus7662 you are right

[@Its.shrimple]

Shhhh‼🧑‍🦯

[@charliejackson7135]

21:52 what.

[@gilition]

Okay, the 911 punch line to the erectile dysfunction presentation made me laugh so hard I actually couldn't breathe and felt lightheaded. It honestly made me feel like I was sprayed with Jokers laughing gas that makes you laugh so hard it kills you