Ranking Your PSYCHOTIC Tiktoks

[@jschlattLIVE]

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[@swisXD]

When my dad beats me because he drank bud black:

[@Manhunter-cq3ev]

Bro same

[@ryanakoo]

Same

[@CiaosonoMemosoo]

"1 minute ago" i feel honoured

[@ashdroidgamer3878]

NEW UPLOAD!!!

[@the_ethernet]

my favorite part of the "ranking your __ tiktoks" series is that schlatt never actually ranks the tiktoks

[@shadow_rig]

Bro, I was just thinking that. It's just an amazing video of an amazing guy with an amazing laugh that is amazingly contagious.

[@ashmellow78]

@Don't want to miss IT'S ALWAYS THE FUCKIN AIR FRYER POTATO WEDGES

[@pirumlol]

or that he says he asked us to send the tiktoks

[@user77897]

2k likes with 4 replies :0

[@rohansodhi3007]

@@ashmellow78 the other guy deleted his comment and now im REALLY curious on what the fuck he said to warrant this reaction

[@jeepmega629]

I love how Schlatt has been subjected to so many crazy videos that now when he notices one he immediately skips it.

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 What really sucks is that you are also a bot

[@f_ll_th__bl_nks__8816]

Schlibble

[@elcareemojifome5562]

This feels like being rickrolled so many times you can remember the link or just predict it.

[@Rex-golf_player810]

Hes getting good

[@FR0G_MAN]

LOOK ITS MY FAVORITE WHITE BOI 🫵

[@evilnefariousalien]

cant wait to rewatch this video every 2 weeks until we get the next jschlatt ranking your tiktoks in a few months

[@wolfiemix]

I do that too! I rewatch all his tiktok videos several times waiting for a new one :')

[@helplure]

I wonder what his next video is gonna be

[@nickm2015]

dude facts

[@bethanyw6480]

i watch each one b4 i go to sleep - his gravelly voice is so soothing 😍😍

[@RyanSoltani]

It’s a schedule at this point

[@Toaster_Weevil]

1:20 dude just went through all five stages of grief in about three seconds

[@emma_nutella58]

Respect for Scat for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job

[@cmeoo]

PARDON WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM?

[@nezuko-chaaaan8623]

ahh yes scat

[@giulioturina2772]

Man, I love Scat

[@aiden341]

I'm the Scatman Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub (I'm the Scatman) Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back If the Scatman can do it, so can you Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters But doesn't ever stutter when he sings But what you don't know, I'm gonna tell you right now That the stutter and the scat is the same thing Yo, I'm the Scatman Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman Why should we be pleasin' any politician heathens Who would try to change the seasons if they could? The state of the condition insults my intuition And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you I'm the Scatman Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back If the Scatman can do it, so can you I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat Well, I'm the professor, and all I can tell you is While you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause Things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born I'm the Scatman Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub (Yo da dub dub) yeah, I'm the Scatman Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman, repeat after me It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody I'm the Scatman, sing along with me It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody Yeah, I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman) Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman) Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope (yeah, I'm the Scatman) Bop ba bodda bope (sing along with me) Be bop ba bodda bope (it's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody)

[@lilbirb7106]

then means "at that time" and than is used for comparison (that is what you statement is) please learn the difference i am tired of saying this

[@chaninakosovske6567]

Petition to bring back chat for these videos, the dynamic is 1000x much funnier

[@tkingawesome]

These aren't livestreamed anymore

[@KazBodnar]

@@tkingawesome unfortunately, i loved the vods

[@TheJadedDragonArts]

@@tkingawesome yeah, thats what the petition is for :P

[@Dude_Bro_Onficial]

​@@tkingawesome probly because of all the meth tutorials

[@wyntmoon]

@@Dude_Bro_Onficial if the videos are curated by a mod i don’t think they would slip in a couple bombmaking tutorials, must be for another reason

[@Luxus.]

This Schlatt guy seems like a really nice person. I sure do hope he wasn't involved in any unusual events in 1999.

[@rhinuu045]

A

[@frankjimogletree6254]

Yeah that sure would be awful

[@meegaman2914]

2001*

[@HaiTaiBai]

I sure do wonder what jschlatt was doing on September 8th of 2022

[@walter7005]

Well guess what...

[@Jakubauke2137]

0:44 Yeah this aged badly lmao

[@SuperShadow-dl4sn]

That is literally why I came back to this video lmao

[@TonyTonyChopperPlaysGames]

You beat me to the punch

[@Gokus1fan]

Big respect to shat for owning up to what he did in 99 instead of trying to keep it hidden

[@zswordsart]

SHAT LMFAOOOO AJSHJSANJAAJ

[@gojibrad]

shat is crazy 💀

[@CorruptTypes]

huge respect to scat

[@Branzananza]

Love shit for doing that, so proud of shit 🥰❤️

[@Anzac1]

SHAT LMFAOOO

[@noakimich120]

Schlatt: skips chess video at the start as he is not interested Also Schlatt about 6 minutes later: ah yes we got a nice little game of chess

[@DOG_EATER_1887]

The plane:

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

Bro did my boy Gotham dirty

[@lexistcipher9017]

Nine times out of eleven, he skips them

[@cardboard000]

he doesnt even skip them, he just does not upload the full ass stream

[@slayrNebulous]

@@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 bro that shut was so funny tho 💀💀

[@surfwaxer]

I cannot wait to forget this channel exists until Schlatt uploads another TikTok reaction video again in a few months

[@KrusadeDuh]

fr

[@creamyjoe-fb6yo]

0:53 apparently Luigi WAS in his realm of expertise

[@popculturedata]

Luigi is just always spitting facts

[@Jellyshark39]

Fr

[@SaurianBell]

when Luigi said: "potonotunitanatunanasenatonacanaganghahlasenananasenatenanononolapetaitiniti" I felt that

[@SaurianBell]

@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 bot?

[@depalodor]

I just bought more land in the metaverse

[@Chicken-nugg]

What was she on

[@Prod-Fresh]

I love schatt so much, honestly having him back is a breath of fresh air

[@hannah_rwd]

Schatt ❤❤

[@Troves_of_Roses]

You both spelled shat wrong

[@hannah_rwd]

@@Troves_of_Roses I know. I was making a joke bffr

[@Troves_of_Roses]

@@hannah_rwd my bad bro I’m dyslexic

[@hannah_rwd]

@@Troves_of_Roses it’s called context lol. You will get there one day👏🏼👏🏼

[@Serpentking789]

@14:12 - 14:36 Don't worry JSchlatt, that's not a Komodo Dragon, just a much smaller close cousin (specifically a Nile Monitor if I'm not mistaken). Smaller monitor lizards that are sold on the exotic pet trade thankfully lack the venom that makes Komodo Dragons so deadly and rarely consider anything bigger than a rabbit as food (so the chances of Raptor killing their owner are pretty low). Plus, the remarkably high intelligence of Varanids compared to most other reptiles means that you can even train them to learn a few basic commands or tricks.

[@s_h_v1.0.87]

Are they chill?

[@nonexistent1]

Yea they chill

[@s_h_v1.0.87]

@@nonexistent1 feels like I got a new side quest to get one

[@thecrepeofdeath]

yep, I still wouldn't recommend them to someone new to pet lizards but they're significantly smaller and less dangerous than komodos. I met one that was trained to walk on a leash and liked head rubs

[@agentAR67]

@@thecrepeofdeath how tf do u train a lizard to like head rubs…. It either likes em or it takes payment in form of fingers

[@bo_fox]

7:38 When robots arise to take over humans, that man is the first one they go after.

[@dinomite72]

I’m so happy that Shat was able to find a new adjective to describe these TikToks 🙏

[@Kill0trocity]

Glad Slit is back for the TikToks

[@catgod1433]

Absolutely love Scat rating Tik Toks

[@RockyFoxxowo]

Glad slut is back making these tiktok videos

[@FreakyGoober1]

truly love spilt rating Tik Toks

[@lillkrull1161]

it's amazing shlut is back with the Tik Toks

[@RealDatBoi-f4c]

14:09 That is a sand monitor, native to Australia (my country), and is venomous, but not venomous enough to seriously hurt or kill humans. It is a beautiful creature and the reason it is hopping is likely because it is trying to get something, such as food. You were close when you said it was a Komodo dragon since it is of the same genus. Love the videos, keep up the great work!

[@Coliflower185]

No way we have them? now I have to get one

[@Lauren-y8e]

Need alert

[@thefisher196]

@@Lauren-y8ecounter point: learning about animals is awesome

[@bradyharpe6051]

​@@thefisher196Concurring point, if you've ever watched PBS kids then you know that Wild Kratts is awesome because you learn about animals

[@thefisher196]

@@bradyharpe6051 that show was a major part of my childhood

[@obamabingchilling]

The reason why jshat takes so long to make a new tiktok reaction video is because he needs to use all 3 braincells to find a new adjective to use. Truly an inspiration for our generation.

[@blockywow]

Stop eating a knife handle

[@_Boober86_]

@@blockywowwhat the hell does that mean

[@Chroshin]

​@@_Boober86_ you heard the man, stop eating a knife handle.

[@4bidn1]

Jshat? Well he better go clean it up then

[@Chroshin]

Poor Jshat

[@AdkinsGamer]

Half of these memes i've already seen, I just watch Schlatt's reactions 'cause it's like showing a friend a funny video and them actually laughing or reacting to them.

[@pvp_demigod4022]

like edging to cats

[@michaelstiles6701]

This video actually saved me today. My mother has psychosis and is going through a mental breakdown tonight which is causing her to scream at me at the top of her lungs at 3 in the mourning. Your video is so loud its able to drown out her yammering. Thank you.

[@ComplexGhost]

@@daisyjoy242 joke noun Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line. A mischievous trick; a prank. Something that is of ludicrously poor quality.

[@thepiemaster2698]

you know. you can admit someone (especially relatives) to psychiatric hospitals if there's a good enough reason for you to worry about them... just saying, you shouldn't have to bear over with this kind of thing...

[@thepiemaster2698]

@@ComplexGhost well sure, could be. But this stuff is just worrying enough that it really doesn't matter until he has said so himselve man... not to mention that it is worriningly specific

[@daisyjoy242]

@@ComplexGhost ok sorry

[@thepiemaster2698]

@@Mattssz nono i know. but the least one can do is show sympathy. and then the person can say "shieeet bro chill full cap" and then shits funny yo

[@garthgourdon643]

Schlatt flat out labeling the Glaswegian accent "a language that isn't spoken anymore" has sent me beyond the stratosphere.

[@cheese25600]

Ya.... the guy in the car..... when he did the prank and stopped the car he knew he had been betrayed.

[@leangoekce7184]

*scatt

[@IAmAnItalianPizza]

Its, its scottish

[@garthgourdon643]

@@IAmAnItalianPizza How about you look up where Glasgow is, you product of America's school system.

[@kidarufilms6345]

​@@leangoekce7184scat*

[@nooneyouknow239]

I love how unlike literally every KZbinr ever, schlatt acts like he hates his fans.

[@Tf2_Secrets]

He does hate us

[@YaBoiAshX]

He unironically does dislike us half the time

[@Tf2_Secrets]

@@YaBoiAshX Lol

[@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz]

I hate all of humanity

[@yanqinng]

lordminion777 / wade barnes

[@rsparks1104]

"Put him in a box and run fifty little experiments on him a day, until he turns into goop" I would sell my kidney to understand for one moment what it's like to be in Schlatt's head.

[@t-hizzle2A]

Props to schloliosis for making another fantastic video!

[@Jejejjeojewejedev]

​@Teronaxben dover

[@poison-LICKTHEPOISON]

​@@JejejjeojewejedevBen Dover and tou chmyass jr

[@Jejejjeojewejedev]

@@poison-LICKTHEPOISON 13 minutes ago

[@RevenantNeverDies]

​@@JejejjeojewejedevSir Rawd Hog M. Yass XXVI

[@SERvantiey]

SCHLOLIOSIS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@OverHeed]

I love how Schphincter always gives us these insights, like how on September 26th, 2014, he gave me the insight to dispose of the man living by Portland Oregon in the old town garbage dump around 7:36 P.M. thank you, Schlitorus!

[@Mr_Original]

Schphincter.

[@youtubefriends384]

funny how he did something else like that 15 days and 13 years prior

[@bennyindawall]

The mighty Schlesticle

[@yeetus_the_feetus.]

schlattussy

[@eastoncreger4279]

Didn't you mean Schart?

[@Lgnzzz]

Let’s give props to schlurg for creating such an entertaining video

[@MuddyPawsGD]

schlurg 😭

[@isaacmerwin2513]

schlurg

[@fourcreatures]

massive props to shlorgg!

[@ron3557]

Props to shlgrog

[@aubreamber]

big props to schlit

[@BillyBob-jc8vr]

4:00 the scruncly

[@OptiNihle]

The scrunkly boi :3

[@youfool444]

19:15 the sheer confusion and disbelief is just... perfect

[@tobydadawg]

18:32 I love how the dude goes from wholesome to devilish so quickly

[@shammanzahn]

14:37 this might be the most genuine reaction from jschlatt I’ve ever seen lol

[@DatBoiCass1us]

he broke character 😭

[@neilgoodman6130]

Video games with no bacon _😭_

[@Fella_hadid]

18:36

[@chickenfarmer321]

​@neilgoodman6130 you can do italic emojis? _🤔_

[@stewartbignose]

1:52 I can confirm that around 17% is intelligible uk English and the rest is ancient runic

[@0OFG]

"jschlatt" procrastinating his streams for HALF A YEAR, just to give us a video of him reacting to tiktok The grindset of this man

[@sovietunion7643]

18:55 schlatt having a rare moment of genuine opinion on relationships is actually really uplifting for some reason.

[@thevibingleef5917]

Just wanna say, thank you schlatt. For toughening up and doing what you did in 99, the family is very proud of you.

[@pvp_demigod4022]

my entire bloodline burned

[@thevibingleef5917]

@@pvp_demigod4022 shouldn't have owed us money.

[@FlipKicker]

21:12 he seems so genuinely and personally disappointed and pissed at that thing at the same time

[@pvp_demigod4022]

nobody gives a fuck

[@Scrumpo]

I can rewatch this a million times because these videos are so mind numbing I forget 75% of them.

[@grumdinnerbone]

so true

[@Jack-of-the-lumber]

i do that

[@Lezm]

Absolutely

[@Puppetflip]

The fact he now owns Schlagg which was used to be a fan clips channel is incredibly insane 😭

[@R4e0fsunshine]

Yeah like was he always the owner of the channel or did he…do something to the original owner

[@Puppetflip]

@@R4e0fsunshine We will never know...

[@aterrariastarcell5952]

@@R4e0fsunshine he did the thing he did in 1999 to that family of 5

[@capperbuns]

​@@Puppetflipyou just never know **pours Teriyaki sauce on your chest**

[@brandonlong2nd105]

The big guy channel: but you didn’t have to cut me off-

[@icykairo]

20:22 Schlatt laughing at himself in the tiktok videoclip is more fascinating than the ones that he'd skipped of the other tiktok clips.

[@bluscout6440]

The lore behind the guy and the robots is that they took his job.

[@kroneexe]

That’s the cost of progress. Has to happen.

[@faxinspace]

​@@kroneexemmm. Nah. Disagree.

[@kroneexe]

@@faxinspace Why?

[@faxinspace]

@@kroneexe in today's world, one needs a job in order to survive. As such, "progress" that replaces someone's job with a robot only serves to make the rich richer, and workers will have to struggle with finding work in a shrinking job market. Progress should never come at the cost of people's wellbeing and ability to provide for themselves and their family Saying it has to happen is the willful acceptance of inflicting suffering on your own neighbors (and potentially yourself) and its stupid.

[@kroneexe]

@ if we had to stop progress every time someone had to get a new job we’d still be in the Bronze Age.

[@fadeskywards1245]

Big respect to Schlicht for making the effort to create content like this.

[@Hollow-gym]

I love jschliggs content

[@Bericula]

Jshat is great

[@aluminumfox7230]

man i love jschoobydoo

[@parrotcraft7503]

It's spelled SchAgg you guys

[@whoat]

ikr i love jshit

[@snakeowski6748]

Imagine looking out your window looking for your DoorDash delivery, and you see some guy with a phone recording the robot with your meal inside of it, and he is just lecturing it for speeding on the sidewalk.

[@spacetrashfallingdown]

I would pretend to be a disappointment parent when I open the door for the robot

[@heatherallen7896]

:(

[@Goblin_With_A_Fungus]

8:45 You actually can take them, but you have to have a permit, you have to own the land you're taking signs from, and you have to pay a hefty fee. Also, Schlatt, not all of them are stealing stuff. You can actually buy scrapped signs from stores and junkyards.

[@kyberwick8107]

could you provide the timestamp where he asked

[@ajpgofacoconut6191]

@@kyberwick8107 6:90

[@JohnDVil]

And there are people who make and sell street signs and post videos of the process on KZbin.

[@theratthatgotyeeted]

Its free

[@Goblin_With_A_Fungus]

@@theratthatgotyeeted **Muffled screaming**

[@NotAMoron42]

12:20 “The Schloker” was flabbergasted at the flaccid ring pops

[@cheeseburgermonkey7104]

"Schlrazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled with rats. And rats make me crazy." was utterly shocked at the sight of the Ring Pop

[@sillygoober-4-life]

Shlabbergasted

[@vapor-sings]

9:54 bro was silenced 😔

[@KRONIXTHEMAN]

By de goomerment 😢

[@guts2048]

​@@KRONIXTHEMANby the gooners

[@Justsomeguymaybe]

I loved the part where he ranked our terrifying tiktoks, best ranking I've seen in years. Keep up the good work

[@Savieor]

Truly the greatest Jshatt ranking of all times

[@damiencaldwell399]

10:01 none of my ears got to enjoy this part

[@JackKrivan]

Its because freebird is playing in the background and snchnapalapogapolas will get a copyright strike

[@037GG]

I can picture jschlatt playing World of Tanks and, after blowing someone up, saying "Just like in '99!"

[@BalroomBlitz715]

20:13 that look back syncing with the music is perfection

[@thevessel-real]

He sounds exactly like Aria Math-Minecraft OST it’s scary😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧

[@rejfen714]

It's so nice that Schlatt's family is uploading his last video after he passed away in 100th Sleep deprived podcast video. It's like he is still with us [']

[@kidbendy]

wait what

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

​@@kidbendy You didn't hear? It's really tragic. He shot himself while recording Sleep Deprived Podcast episode 100

[@kidbendy]

@@irecordwithaphone1856 oof

[@AFunkyFella]

​@@kidbendy mf responded to a tragedy with "oof" ☠️

[@kidbendy]

at least the man doesnt have to watch another tiktok

[@intergalacticbobcat6185]

13:34 In that man’s defense, that wood looks really wet and it is a nightmare to split wood like that with a maul

[@moisttowelette5526]

;-; also hes a meathead

[@Motorcyclechariotracing]

There's also a knot in the wood

[@moisttowelette5526]

@@Motorcyclechariotracing my man thor is just alil dumb trust me

[@bobgoodstudent]

At 25:24 it shows an unused thumbnail and video title, of “ranking your WILD TikTok’s” whereas there is only psychotic and unsettling. The wild one may even be a placeholder for this video! Just noticed it a few times and wanted to share

[@wyntmoon]

someone gotta add this to the jschlatt cutting room floor wiki

[@Mikolaj27389]

The guy who was terrorizing the robots is 100% being one of the first people killed in a robot apocalypse

[@dollenrm]

The basilisk is comin for his ass

[@samurexatlas7373]

He'd be a message or a martyr

[@paichni3474]

24:12 if I remember correctly that (or at least some other radioactive material) can be found in smoke alarms, so it’s probably something you can buy but you’d need to disassemble it.

[@canter1ter]

yeah but its not fucking uranium 238

[@paichni3474]

@@canter1ter I looked it up and it’s Americium, which can cause nuclear fission so it’d work. I guess it could be like substituting a part of your recipe when you’re cooking.

[@garretthodsdon3542]

0:20 piece of advice DO LET GO OF THE BIKE, if you know you are going to crash throwing the bike away from you is better then trying to land on it

[@carriejames6818]

I crashed my bike into a car once i jumped off so i didn't fly through the windshield

[@victor.novorski]

​@@carriejames6818 You good bruh?

[@Cub-gaming982]

It’s free jshlatt it’s free Don’t shame us for taking FREE THINGS ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

[@Cub-gaming982]

(Side note I’ve never stole thugs on the side of the road it’s a joke jshllat)

[@edi2renzus]

Schlatt is living in the 2012 youtube era where everyone had 10 channels

[@shlev13]

Jacksucksatgeography

[@skyfalling4u]

17:42 hes gonna be the first person to die when the robots become aware

[@JakeWilson982]

It’s so funny that “Schlatt” is trying to mimic human emotions, almost got me there😅

[@danboru_bakooo1966]

So silly

[@eastoncreger4279]

Schl"ai"tt

[@BeepPlayz777]

He said the n word around this time 7:02

[@insaneyogurt4993]

@@BeepPlayz777good

[@NotControlledByMillipedes]

"Shlit"

[@masonyoung1502]

That “you have to put into your relationships what you take out” to “you have to be fueled by hate transition” was nuts 😂

[@ewiwo]

I hate that Im constantly looking forward for schlatt’s tiktok reactions it's too funny and contagious 😭

[@bonkmeabeab3563]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3TJipxta5hnqLc

[@Rick88843]

Next video next year

[@Gomberto2000]

Stockholm syndrome

[@Rick88843]

@@Gomberto2000 Nigga

[@pvp_demigod4022]

YEAHSSS QUEEN ASLAYYY

[@hypnotikrobot2751]

50% of schlatt's reactions are him being utterally confused on the logic behind something and the other 50% is him just dying laughing

[@victoriouswinner7745]

2 seconds in an schlatt has already made contact with aliens. We’re proud of you, man

[@vertigoiswack]

6:06 pause there to see smthing real

[@4thalt]

Mad respect to Schlatthew for bringing us some quality memes

[@eliastheret7369]

schlatthew? really? thats what we're calling him now?

[@microwavedpizza]

@@eliastheret7369 schlingleberry

[@potaotskin2140]

s c h l i n g l e b e r r y

[@StillSpacey]

@@potaotskin2140 Schletter

[@goldenaxolotl9718]

@@StillSpaceySchlonathan

[@Shuuwun]

17:00 The music wasn't loud enough i could still hear what you're saying

[@Mcytinnit]

Honestly props to the guy who goes outside and curses out the ai, comedy gold 😂

[@EddysonED]

just wait till he finds out about the "I eat ass" ai cover of schlat

[@CallofFreaky]

@@EddysonED?

[@cookiedoegamer4489]

0:44 aged like fine wine

[@edwarddougherty-youp2051]

Schlatt being confused by the Scottish accent is great

[@EnderGoku9001]

fr

[@EnderGoku9001]

imagine that vid was from minx

[@TObyvruh]

@@EnderGoku9001 Minx is Irish 💀

[@Wired_User]

That’s an accent??? I legit thought this was Gaelic or Cornish or some shit 😂

[@coreythepeanut]

@@Wired_User lowkey thought it was lowland scots or whatever that cousin of English is

[@knashbrown]

Thank you Schlitoris for creating such entertaining videos! Keep doing you Big Guy 😆😆😆🤣👍

[@BookofMourne]

No way you just called bro Schlitoris 💀

[@normanmai7865]

@@BookofMourne wdym he's always been called schlitoris

[@robianny]

clitoris gaming

[@Bacon-ys2xi]

​@@BookofMourneSchlatussy

[@colton5604]

@@Bacon-ys2xiSchlock

[@monsterswampstudios]

14:24 hopefully you see this, but Raptor is not a komodo dragon, but rather an argus monitor! They're pretty well-mannered and stay that size for their 15-20 year lifespan. Now, if you want to get one that's like a komodo dragon without the violent behaviors, you can get yourself a black throat monitor. They can grow anywhere between 5-7 feet long, and they happen to be one of the most docile monitors out there. Thought this would be interesting! If not, that's cool, too.

[@olliesmusic2586]

They look like interesting pets

[@casiooooooo]

They look tasty

[@That-Guy6676]

@@casiooooooo how many calories?

[@ramspchuck]

before 16:46 when the woosh goes woosh, why does my like button go rainbow

[@real_rjk_memes]

"exactly *like this video* "

[@captainoofmerica2478]

It’s always good to see “Schlatt” talk about the “living beast” especially because of their history together! 😊

[@agentlouis9309]

"If you're wondering, I already know" Is comedy gold

[@Goofster-goober]

Can he tell us the forecast for next year?

[@ultimate3000]

17:14 almost lost me there, thanks for keeping my attention. if you want to make it better, please add 20 sound effects and subway surfers at the bottom.

[@pandagamer2746]

Don't forget the family Guy, and random mobile game clips

[@Spyglass_07]

22:34 his voice was any deeper any he’d sound EXACTLY like fucking master chief

[@Mr._Pollo]

19:02 I just like how he progressively gets disappointed in the other videos lmao

[@xpreame3406]

Its always a joy when Schlatt uploads a tiktok reaction vid, cause i know its gonna be a drug trip and a half.

[@TemporaryTown1744]

@cats I think it's similar to games as there more fun to play with other people then to just playing by yourselves as it adds more depth and engagment that you wouldn't get before (especially with Tik Tok) Also it's Schlatt, he knows how to be entertaining.

[@lepus9588]

@@cats-nn2km yeah im pretty tired of it

[@skarskart]

​@@lepus9588 bro then why are you still here watching them

[@f_ll_th__bl_nks__8816]

Schlibble

[@lepus9588]

@@skarskart fair enough

[@Arukorstza]

23:45 Really just hit us with the; "If you're struggling right now? That's cringe."

[@erroscovubasto2272]

22:15 I'm not even lying. I had a Durex ad right at that part

[@a_idiot267]

23:19 why does he look like the bottom of a gripping sock

[@Hgvhhhhffcdtbnunuinkujr]

LOL

[@Smugly33810]

you were brave enough to say what we thought

[@SpongeBob-lt8mu]

You mean those trampoline park socks they have you wear?

[@a_idiot267]

@@SpongeBob-lt8mu yeah 💀

[@cammyman32]

@@a_idiot267 Anne Boonchuy from Amphibia PFP!!!

[@slinkydinky8018]

i've said it before and i will again, these tiktoks are funny, but the interaction schlatt had with the fanbase in the early days of this reaction content was legendary AND they got more views, pls pls pls schlatt do the daily life videos in the reddit

[@RyanSoltani]

Yeah he’s moved on from that

[@david7800]

thats too much effort for him bro

[@goldengamer4006]

Can you link me a example? I don't remember the daily life videos

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

I think his viewer presentation videos were actually pretty great

[@Some_guys]

fax

[@baconlord00]

18:35 lol the switch up, like who hurt bro

[@EthanMeder-ms5mz]

0:55 well well well...

[@PRINTORO]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ArxServator]

21:36 this guy think he the damn once-ler choppin down them trees

[@Tomato-Icecream]

Really glad schlatt took 3 months off to recharge his creative battery and deliver a video that is truly innovative, i felt that Ranking Your INSANE Tiktoks just wasn't quite as good as Ranking Your VILE Tiktoks, He really went in a new direction with this video and maybe even surpassed the quality of videos like Ranking Your SCUFFED Tiktoks.

[@alittlekittycat21]

27:40 😂 “She Hubba on my Bubba til I gum…” 😭✋

[@rootbears]

0:20 i know im late, but as some one who does this, its way safer to let go, then to stay on if you know your gonna crash

[@AleishaDraws]

Let’s be real here, we can technically memorise Schlatt’s advertisement catchphrase and hold up all of our wallets so he can steal our credit cards.

[@AleishaDraws]

@@originaljoke-y5f yes 😭 sadly the show isn’t in the works anymore but rewatching is so funny

[@MammalianCreature]

Dookie splash

[@bruv790]

@@AleishaDraws fart butt

[@elixirisamess]

watching this video gives me comfort, RIP Schlatt fly high big man 🕊️🕊️

[@La_Mariposana]

What do you mean?

[@iamtotallysaneperson]

@@La_Mariposana something that happened in 99' but we don't talk about it because I don't know

[@cowsrbeefy]

@@La_Mariposana he died in a horrific accident while exploring the wreckage of the titanic :( gone but not forgotten

[@MakinBakindrddf]

ITS FAKE

[@Coercioner]

@@MakinBakindrddfyeah the video was made by ai, sad how people are still falling for the trolls saying he is alive

[@shplorf1977]

22:50 is definitely a Jersey accent and not a New York accent. I have seen people who talk like that. It is psychotic and I point it out to them.

[@supersonic4989]

Bro sounds like a mafia boss

[@XanTheDragon]

It is no longer free.

[@ejaybugboythree]

Schlatt is a lot like a dad. Leaves without warning, comes back whenever he wants, and will one day be in a box.

[@def_not-luigi]

​@Don't Read My Profile Picture ok

[@def_not-luigi]

@Don't want to miss I didn't ask

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

@@def_not-luigi hey Luigi loved your take on school shootings 😍

[@def_not-luigi]

@@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil bros high💀

[@def_not-luigi]

@@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil an no way uv been on yt for 6 years💀

[@cornybread5677]

I like how schlatt still had his headphones on while he was listening to his drink spin. truly a top tier connoisseur (9:48)

[@MrMariokart64]

9:31 People don't realize, sommeliers make a ridiculous amount of money for something as easy as telling you what pairs best with your food

[@lemono5954]

I 100% agree with Luigi’s opinion on gun control

[@agrenade611]

13:40 caught me so off guard omg💀

[@jackvaughan6609]

23:37 dude looks like my bathroom floor

[@TwoEyesProductions1]

That Cheerios one genuinely freaked me out. Better than most of the stuff we get in theaters or here.