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The Jackbox Party Pack is a fun time when Schlatt and the boys get together. It's like watching Bob Ross but worse! Watch Schlatt and Slimecicle and Twomad and Quackity and Ted Nivison and Charborg and Traves and Altrive (aka Among Us player Pikmin 4) draw funny versions of Schlatt in Champed Up, like Schlagg, Schluddle, Schlakers, Schquidward, etc., and also drop bars in Mad Verse City. We have fun here folks! No, none of us are dating (the new dating show with Schlatt and Minx is coming soon) or playing Minecraft 1.16 challenges (although I sure wish we were - think of the views!) We're simply a bunch of friends making funny moments compilations with each other.
Yes, I copied and pasted that from last time cuz it got a lot of views and this is basically the same video again. New to the mix in this video is SwaggerSouls and some Patently Stupid product pitches. Dream makes many appearances! DREAM! Do you hear that, 15 year old girls? DWEAM! Also, the May 2021 NYC "Heaven Stairway" Incident is discussed. Or is actually just a picture of a McDonald's Happy Meal sitting in the back of a car?

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[@mrquacksterino1846]

...

[@kiyotu6899]

uh oh the bots are coming

[@obye]

schlatt is my dad

[@wes-rk3yw]

@@bloobuwu1199 sexy men

[@twslug]

hi schlatt :D

[@CEOPolaris]

The sheer terror in schlatt's voice when he got rickrolled killed me

[@EpicDunn5]

@Alastor33 23:21

[@grapes5672]

we got rickrolled by proxy

[@cheekymonkey275]

How can we believe anything ManScape says without video evidence Shlatt. We want pictures Shlatt. Don’t be late.

[@phoenixero8161]

The terror in everyone's voice when they read "Pigger"

[@cosmologicl]

how did altrive do that doe?

[@orion2826]

Everyone playing Champed Up in nutshell: "I don't who I am, I don't know why I'm here, I only know that I'm here to draw *Alternate Dimension Schlatt"*

[@callmesona1380]

*schlagg has joined the chat*

[@Tanto240]

Champed up is now basically Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (Jschlatt Edition)

[@Saber501]

Into the Schlatt-Verse

[@kermithasagun1474]

*Smagg has entered the chat*

[@samscott6339]

The hobbit Desolation of Schaug

[@arfansthename]

Everyone else sponsored by Manscaped: *using euphemisms like "down there" and "your jewels"* Schlatt: dick and balls

[@Fartomicbomb]

hey, he's not wrong for it

[@thestickopia4619]

According to google translate, the Latin at 30:37 translates to Now I have a great lack of milk for you, my son

[@rockystudios9710]

Wait, did you take the comment I made a month ago, or did we have the same thought. Because I'm fine with the latter, happy even, that someone had the same idea as me. That, at one point in time, I might have flourished in the knowledge that someone encapsulated the same thought into the vein of my ideas, in this brief chemical reaction called life. If it's the former I still be fine, but then I'll probably laugh my ass off that someone decided to take the time to, take my ideas, MY Moronic, Imbecilic ideas and transform them into a slightly similar KZbin comment. It's quite funny, either way if you think about it.

[@lindholmaren]

@@rockystudios9710 what

[@hopeltRains]

@@lindholmaren I think bro had a stroke while typing💀

[@lindholmaren]

@@hopeltRains 💀💀

[@rileyoconnell1047]

I took Latin for years and all I got from that was “You don’t have a lot of your milk, child”😭

[@alanstudios707]

“I like that you know the names of my antidepressants.” Oof that’s too sad

[@Yesuis3]

Time stamp? :o

[@spooky8692]

@@Yesuis3 5:27

[@loganeasley4343]

Yeah you got your Lexapro, your Prozac, your Zoloft, and your Celexa.

[@jaynelson7123]

@@loganeasley4343 oh! don't forget effexor, wellbutrin, and if none of those help, you might even need lithium.

[@kittiecandy747]

@@loganeasley4343 Prozac gang where you at

[@atticusgrey]

Charlie: “YOU ALWAYS GO WITH GAY ON THE LAST BAR!” Schlatt: “IT’S NOT MY FAULT!”

[@raccwacc]

second reply pog?

[@mafu-omo]

Third reply pog?

[@sgt.silkie8731]

Fourth reply Pog?

[@onyx2666]

fifth reply pog?

[@gbum7]

Fifth reply pog?

[@adrenqlin]

the ENTIRE carson thing aged like a fine glass of milk

[@toshio3772]

literal foreshadowing

[@nathan9901]

The cheating.. The little girl..

[@cumslinger9002]

@@nathan9901 carson wasn’t a pedo tho

[@clanofclams2720]

Eh, not really

[@xpercade8926]

can't believe how carson turned into callmecrugson 😔

[@islandsicedtea]

6:02 I freaking love how the “very small man” bounces around when they flip the image 😭😭

[@schmeegrrz]

“I like the fact you know the name of my antidepressant.”

[@timothykock6799]

That was lowkey worrying

[@JD12899]

I love the fact that I saw lexapro and paused to comment because I was like wait I’m switching to that lmaooo

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

@@timothykock6799 Why? Carson's pretty transparent with his struggles with mental health, so if anything it shows he trusts Schlatt enough to confide in him about stuff like that, and Schlatt's clearly paid attention to him.

[@timothykock6799]

@@extremistgarchomp4950 that's fair, but I didn't know he was still taking them, that's all

[@NintendoNerd64]

nobody is talking about it

[@bonk2935]

At this point we could just make a Pokémon game with all those Schlatt

[@yupitsbean8647]

PFFFFF YES

[@miyuverseofficial]

Schlattmon

[@robinnblood]

Yes.

[@phia._.]

I CHOOSE YOU SCHLATTCHU

[@ascarmen42]

I appreciate you using the correct plural for “Schlatt.” Lost of people say: “Schlatts,” and it is very ignorant of them. You are what we need more of in this world.

[@Sclumsy]

I’m not ironically saying this. Josh genuinely has an art style that makes it clear he drew it.

[@Theorpo]

All great artists have it. What can I say. I mean you know when it's a Van Gogh Painting right?

[@alexr3912]

watching this after hearing about what happened to twomad is wild

[@bloxter10]

i am absolutely terrified of how jawsh can draw any meme character with almost perfect accuracy. he's insane

[@azyo8803]

As we all know, jawsh is an scp.

[@Its_Me_Romano]

He needs to animate stuff

[@weakw1ll]

Who else tho

[@thekrusad3r290]

He is good at drawing

[@willoverdoseonmusic]

Jawsh is actually a good drawer.

[@Heebie-Deebies]

How does Jawsh, a true gamer, have a more distinct artstyle than most artists I've seen recently.

[@thesyrupdude]

he always makes the best brainlets, cuz hes seen quite a few

[@johnkusch3773]

True comedian

[@Zelith_]

Because a lot of modern "artists" just spit out the same calarts style lmao

[@ILikeToLaughAtYou]

It’s *BECAUSE* he’s a true gamer.

[@bustermcthundernut]

I love his art style. It’s funny.

[@stoker1181]

32:44 that shit had my dying of laughter for a minute straight

[@littlefink]

m o m s d e a d t h e m a s s c h e e k s p a r t e d

[@L570CK]

35:13 is my favorite moment of the whole vid. juat that pause before twomad goes off

[@xshiney1947]

You do you think you are pigger?

[@what3325]

I don’t like acknowledging that Schlatt has a house outside his recording room, scares me

[@sverenagain]

barely started the video when i read this and i nearly fell down the stairs

[@milo-vh2uk]

It’s a all a set he lives on the set of family guy

[@colinwobbler1493]

he lives jn a shipping container

[@madermc2979]

He lives alongside 10 BIG HOT MEN

[@slogyourgrogyouoldseadog]

@@colinwobbler1493 that actually sounds kinda cash, might go find myself a shipping container later

[@bellyfloppycat]

"Fitz cheating with Kate comes up" Swagger all of a sudden: 😐😐

[@sketchette8251]

I dont know much about that, hiw is swagger involved?

[@loganhadley2339]

@@sketchette8251 fitz and swagger are close friends

[@michelle6700]

timestamp pls

[@boftheb8664]

@@sketchette8251 fitz and swagger are both a part of the misfits

[@ilyaseking]

@@michelle6700 watch the fucking video

[@MacGTheFrog]

23:28 Crazy Dave when the zombies get into the house

[@yeeboiii448]

Schlatta Carson joke did NIT age well

[@jomsthejomtheff1644]

Carson's entire brand at this point is just the fact that he isn't Dream

[@Angellance7]

You mean dream isn't him, I'm just supposing tho idk who tf dream is and idgf

[@jonesjobs4657]

@@Angellance7 I mean, okay buddy.

[@raincheck9968]

@@jonesjobs4657 lmao mans is pressed on behalf of someone else

[@okokok.mp4]

@@Angellance7 Lmao if you knew who Dream was, you'd understand why the joke is Carson isn't Dream, instead of Dream isn't Carson.

[@masteranton5660]

@@okokok.mp4 Can you actually explain the joke I really dont get it and Ive watched both of them.

[@UnDedDood]

I’m entirely convinced someone could make a Pokémon mod with just variations of Schlagg

[@ballonstudios7799]

Lol

[@neurotypicalkirby1344]

I’d love it

[@QualityJo_]

Someone do it

[@thisisaterribleargument_but]

Going to do this right now

[@YNEA.]

Pikaschlu schwuirtle schlarmander bulbaschlaur

[@YourLocalNobody420]

Oh god there’s twomad and Carson this video aged horribly

[@offtop5784]

seeing this specific group of people all in one video is so surreal now

[@what3325]

Schlatt: *getting canceled on Twitter for the third time this month* Schlatt: c h amp io n tim e

[@mocndu]

again???? what did he do this time

[@solo_rouge1439]

@@mocndu something about hood Twitter

[@Ningzbonvon]

@@mocndu ✨said something racist/something risky✨

[@wompwompwomp_]

@@Ningzbonvon what? :O

[@robinterich124]

@@mocndu made a racist joke.

[@24FramesOfNick]

It was my birthday

[@DCGMatthew1]

It was, but not anymore.

[@DxnH]

sup

[@clover-sj5df]

Happ

[@bluefoxinatree]

happy birthday :)

[@michaelcenteno2510]

I hope you had a terrible day

[@Itsamiracleimalive]

30:46 the english translation for the latin is “I have a great lack of milk for you, my son” according to google

[@bigbeefscorcho]

Swaggersouls unironically has a good voice for presentations. Like an infomercial

[@Ash.The.Wolf.]

Lol you're right 😂

[@markstevens259]

Schlatt: We made this game even worse Me: How? *sees twomad* Me: Understandable, have a great day

[@guyfieri4017]

Wait was twomad even there? Nvm I saw him

[@ericsthebruh7867]

"Hey, Vsauce *_mark_* here!"

[@shinomemeakito]

@Patrice that wasnt racism-

[@ilhandaanish2381]

@@guyfieri4017 I think minx was there at one point but she didn’t say shit

[@bananoramatfw]

@@shinomemeakito they were joking

[@heardemsayy]

schlatt: i dont want to disclose my state of residence also schlatt: *wears a giants hat, hates new jersey, has an accent, is part of the italian mafia, is a schleroin addict*

[@cernunnos8917]

a real new yank yorkie

[@TsdsxSansTSSunStone]

Off topic but does anyone know the outro song? It sounds catchy and I’d like to listen to it.

[@nateh75]

obviously he lives in Seattle

[@madman5599]

Wears timberlands

[@johncorr7154]

He wears a Yankee's hat, the Giants logo is completely different

[@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb]

"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE PIGGER" Gets me every time

[@ChillyBreezBoah]

Well it seems Schlatts drawing of Carson getting cheated on wasn’t too far from truth

[@Charborg]

i just see a happy meal in the back seat of a car, i don't understand

[@DCGMatthew1]

Neither do I

[@chrisguy5311]

I don't get the joke

[@DCGMatthew1]

@@chrisguy5311 No joke, only Happy Meal.

[@chrisguy5311]

@@DCGMatthew1 I don't see it then my bad homie

[@qdub6]

Thank you Charborg for telling us about this happy meal in the back seat of a car that is confusing you

[@grank30]

Is no one gonna talk about *HE ACTUALLY TRIMMED THE CHOPS*

[@what3325]

He gotta trim them so they grow back even cooler

[@bigboy6959]

@@what3325 gonna be like Velcro

[@Abby-if1yi]

I didn't notice at first lmao

[@dorkbunbuns9569]

He was sponsored by manscape so LMAO

[@vivulent]

YOO I noticed that immediately, I'm so glad Im not alone

[@m_affiliates]

23:33 jokes on you there's a possibility that i'm enby edit: that possibility is now a probability

[@heyhianxietwo]

update?

[@m_affiliates]

@@heyhianxietwo am enby, have a nice day

[@heyhianxietwo]

excellent, have an excellent day

[@m_affiliates]

@@heyhianxietwo will do 👍

[@Chillipeffer]

Welcome, fellow nonconforming individual ​@@m_affiliates

[@okami-san9846]

The depressing part about this is the reminder that I need friends to actually have fun playing .

[@jjsnipesman9063]

“why is it a little girl?” That didn’t age well *insert drums*

[@akaollie619]

Time stamp?

[@BrennanPonton]

@@akaollie619 21:37

[@akaollie619]

@@BrennanPonton foreshadowing

[@IrateWizrd]

That was definitely a reference knowing what we do now

[@carinacrestani3609]

bahaha that’s what i said

[@darwinthing]

I love how genuinely distressed Schlatt looked when Smag came on screen

[@calmiken]

*Smagg

[@puffpurp]

*smaggg

[@DarlingJubilee]

*smagggg

[@x1reh]

*smaggggg

[@smokey9452]

*Smaggggg

[@toptiergaming6900]

Also worked on Korean Airlines flight 007 (16:37) (when it was mounted on a plane)

[@TEAR_STAINED_INCARNATE]

Rip twomad

[@Ad_Hominem]

"Small man who won in claims court" VS "Small man who lost in claims court" was the funniest thing since "Relief"

[@cameronclark5044]

Heh

[@pixelfish3395]

@@cameronclark5044 I laughed so hard at This reply and don’t know why

[@PeetaPan1]

@@pixelfish3395 i laughed so hard at THIS reply and dont know why

[@piethedye3948]

@@PeetaPan1 I laughed so hard at *THIS* reply and don’t know why

[@jjuggyumiz]

@@piethedye3948 i laughed so hard at T H I S reply and i dont know why

[@bit_crushed]

Finally, something good to procrastinate school with

[@MrSlimeMan01]

I feel this in my soul

[@TheYconic]

True

[@Boywhoisaman]

Sammmeeee I just wanna eat lunch

[@carlostaxvelasquez4829]

Fr, school be shite

[@Codename_Crow]

Same

[@Shamger413]

21:36 foreshadowing

[@smellprophet6606]

The girl in question was 2 years younger than carson 😱😱😱😱😱

[@Shamger413]

@@smellprophet6606 it was a joke 😱😱😱😱😱

[@smellprophet6606]

@@Shamger413 oh okay 😱😱😱😱😱

[@griffingilbert1030]

The Callmecarson and Dream bit has aged like British wine, god damn

[@curryandboba8445]

Alternate tittle : Schlatt suffers with rip-offs and jawsh's art being scaryily accurate

[@occasionalfan-content4771]

That could be the title of any jackbox video they’re both in honestly

[@curryandboba8445]

@@occasionalfan-content4771 fair point. Everyjacbox video : Schlatt suffers

[@spookiest_boi]

as a Malaysian I'm proud that my country is being represented by a missing an a destroyed plane

[@romeeb7712]

im dutch and i love the fact that we sent it out

[@taetaerinn_]

As a ukrainian I can confirm

[@BroKenYaKnow]

@I am beyond God the bill wurtz reference. respec

[@taetaerinn_]

@I am beyond God yep, living here is a total chaos, hate for russia is kinda historically explainable and yes politics in our country suck ass. But yk, we try to survive as we can xd

[@cypher_cyphy4974]

As a Malaysian, I agree

[@captainrick4513]

17:07 This is a perfect example of how Jawsh's humor always makes you go: "What? Oh, heh heh, ha ha ha!, HAHAHA!" In that order.

[@samdaman2939]

At 5:16 I didn’t realize Schlatt but he’s on lexapro has legs. I always thought that was his neck.

[@avxryexe332]

Twomad’s rap: 🔊🔇🔊🔊🔇🔊🔇🔇🔊🔇🔊🔇🔊🔇

[@Gamer-cb6yg]

What are you taking ab

[@jellybo_io4177]

@@Gamer-cb6yg his mic

[@Gamer-cb6yg]

@@jellybo_io4177 That joke went over your head. Huh?

[@jellybo_io4177]

@@Gamer-cb6yg That was a bad one

[@Gamer-cb6yg]

@@jellybo_io4177 It was still a joke

[@just_a_simp3991]

Jschlatt is the only man who can convince me he’s gay and straight at the same time

[@SpartanFunnyProyect]

two words: bi

[@BentleyS6336]

@@SpartanFunnyProyect but without the bisexual energy He's got the gay and straight energy but somehow not bi This man is a mystery

[@koolestkat11]

@@BentleyS6336 no he's a KZbinr 😐 he's not gay or bi he's just some funny guy on youtube

[@cringepuppetguy]

He's not even half gay half straight... He doesnt even seem bi... He just.. Seems gay... And straight... At the same time...

[@mingoringo_]

@furomae impossible

[@P8rioticPaxCl00n]

13:03 Bruh, I can’t think of anything that screams Chad Energy more than someone who’s willing to throw away an easy W, in favor of proclaiming that the President sniffing a fucking child is, in fact, the Champion of Spicing Things Up in the Bedroom

[@sami_irl]

The way the entire group knew what twomad was gonna say when they read "pigger"

[@ju_space_ne]

And he instead said “neighbour”

[@sami_irl]

@@ju_space_ne obviously

[@colorbar.s]

schlatt is the straightest gayest man

[@unicorncupcakies]

thats what we call bisexuality pls this is a joke

[@pardner8919]

Says the Souda pfp /j

[@Walkdaboss]

an offensive axolotl nope nope nope noep

[@irenesbaes]

@@Walkdaboss yes yes yes yes

[@silveraxe301]

@@irenesbaes better watch kombatroll kzbin.info/www/bejne/l2LNaqKtd9qqmrM

[@skrunklyscrimblo383]

Are we gonna skip over Carson just casually saying “I like that you know the name of my antidepressants”? I never thought Schlatt would be one to rummage around peoples medicine cabinet.

[@zh3_ny4]

@@ladymisfortune1015 5:29

[@popoffrotmg981]

That comment from Carson in no way really says that Schlatt rummaged in Carson's medicine cabinet. It's very likely Schlatt could have just named an antidepressant, or on the other hand Carson might have forgot he mentioned the name to Schlatt. I feel like that's a pretty big logical leap to make that he rummaged through Carson's medicine cabinet.

[@discobiscuit56]

@@popoffrotmg981 that’s the joke

[@popoffrotmg981]

@@discobiscuit56 ig it could be a joke, but it didnt seem like it to me. I could be wrong though.

[@kylekonopka8292]

@@popoffrotmg981 Theres also the fact that thats not the name of the antidepressants he uses. As of idfk one of his BotW streams he said he had prozac

[@kibbleknight2156]

5:28 "I like that you know the name of my antidepressants." *sigh..*

[@BeoryeojinGyejeong]

32:44 "mOmS dEd DeM a$s ChEeKs PaRtEd" gets me every time 😂

[@gavingreen5168]

"Get cheated on" and "is that a little girl?" Did NOT age well

[@themanbehindthebruhmoment502]

I get the little girl one, but did the cheating part really age poorly when it already happened months prior to this video? Unless you aren't talking about the Katerino drama.

[@aerodynamo4874]

original comment moment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, everybody gets it at this point.

[@Chillipeffer]

Schlatt was saying it without saying it

[@Chillipeffer]

@@aerodynamo4874 im pretty sure everyone thought that. why is it such a problem for them to say it

[@alrecward6081]

Funniest shit

[@jacegundrum1]

The Heaven's Stairway incident is a horrific accident where an oil tanker crashed in the rain in the intersection of a road, coating roughly 24 people in oil, causing them to float in the air and eventually fall to their deaths...

[@EbolaGranola]

FAKE LORE. FAKE LORE. The oil tanker was taken from some reposting nerd on reddit. No, people started rising because of the oil in the pores of their skin and their body fat. It's only a matter of time until the rain reaches you.

[@heathw.7243]

Star Wars canon vs Legends be like

[@hadryan8559]

Stop spreading fake news.

[@j3ss3_g68]

How in tf is that possible I just don't understand how that is possible!!!! Can someone plz tell me

[@hadryan8559]

@@j3ss3_g68 Because what really happened it's that because of the oil in their pores and skin people started flying when it started raining.

[@connerplaysthegame9705]

32:47 “Moms dead dem ass cheeks parted” truly an amazing line by twomad

[@IzukuMidoriya-eq4ox]

I love how this game has turned into cursed drawings of schlatt

[@dayuye52]

the Christmas tree is back, and like last year Schlatt won’t be taking it down till about late january

[@lilyiris12]

As it should be... 😌

[@joshuamiller9180]

Man that's early to take it down

[@sakura_archive]

I don’t expect it to survive that long

[@Hitman-qx2er]

@@lilyiris12 hopefully ‘till February

[@princepis]

Catholic Schlatt

[@genesectoid]

only schlatt would upload a vid while he is in the middle of getting cancelled on twitter. his power

[@jayvinamahoney6823]

Unfazed asf😭

[@dreww304]

they doin it again? lmaoooo

[@jayvinamahoney6823]

@@dreww304 YESS💀

[@finnclark8114]

Why this time lol

[@aaelix]

lmfao what's the reason now

[@ZR_-mj6yu]

32:54 well this aged well

[@JustOskarrr]

Bro can we all agree Jawsh has the greatest art style?

[@AbsentWorker]

I love how everyone starts freaking out the moment they see twomad say "pigger"

[@cosmic3789]

U know he meant the n word?

[@TheUltimateShade667]

@@cosmic3789 no, its cuz u know the n word is coming.

[@kl8974]

Yooo we got the same pfp

[@itzholiday_2695]

@@cosmic3789 nah dawg, I never would’ve guessed 😐

[@cosmic3789]

@@itzholiday_2695 r/woosh

[@The_snoof]

Schlatt actually moved out of New York in fear of that May 2021 “Heaven Stairway” incident

[@smoothbrainmoment7023]

True

[@Kapin05]

I mean why else would someone decide to live in Texas-

[@nathanandrews8048]

This is true

[@octowaffles2058]

What are you talking about? That’s just a happy meal in the back seat of a car.

[@bodinsims3485]

Bro what? What are you talking about? The last time he mentioned that, he was seeing something

[@deeegeeekay]

19:33 has to be the longest silence i’ve ever witnessed in this group

[@Gia1911Logous]

RIP TWOMAD 🙏

[@J0J0Reference]

You didn’t have to do Carson so dirty with that “get cheated on” one 😭😂

[@melissah4873]

I know right?!? It was so quiet after as well lmfao

[@omni6982]

I thought it was in bad taste

[@SaucemanK]

I thought it was very funny.

[@loloxl6631]

It was so out of pocket 😭😭

[@kakunamattata4250]

lmao

[@GabrielScythe]

Slimecicle: Genuinely good bars, and has a good flow. Twomad: *M O M S D E A D T H E M A S S C H E E K S P A R T E D*

[@keeganfennec8514]

Don't forget b i g g e r

[@bazziboi3233]

gather im bouta get cringe

[@kennethmcgregor5953]

Twomad won

[@danielholguin7621]

And he wins

[@davimbecil]

"My skin is exfoliated my eyebrows are retarded"

[@PomadaGaming]

6:40 this moment is so godlike in so many ways

[@new_man681]

Should have bought that pedometer earlier.

[@ketchnp5590]

Alt title: everyone bullies and renames schlatt for 35 minutes straight

[@MonsieurDijon]

except that was only the first 8 minutes

[@pandapple3893]

part 2

[@silveraxe301]

@@pandapple3893 lolkzbin.info/www/bejne/l2LNaqKtd9qqmrM

[@BELLETYRE]

Wrong vid man

[@maxizredder4271]

*SHLAGG*

[@LimaGrean]

I still can’t believe Dream created the smiley face

[@flameguy3416]

Pewdiepie seed found!??

[@via5120]

Im pretty sure dreams Ex made it for him and thats where he got the idea and used it.(sorry if im wrong)

[@ares2917]

@@via5120 lmao yeah but the person just made a joke, you don't have to bring that stuff up again. it's going to start a war in the replies lmao :)

[@corruptedbird]

@@ares2917 dude you just typed in the Dream Face!!!

[@ares2917]

@@corruptedbird woah!!!!!! :)

[@DrKoneko]

They did Carson dirty by saying the part about getting cheated on, but then part about "why is it a little girl" was so poorly aged

[@valtranz]

21:12 Well that didn't age well 😭😭

[@mikeybay]

I love how there's just dead silence for a couple of seconds at 19:35, and how it's broken by nick's lone violent laugh.

[@todd9240]

That is helluva laugh

[@Lucawiouh]

Lucario pfp huh

[@oligb1469]

Another round of Schlatt yelling at his extended family.

[@mdjummon2257]

Charlie: “YOU ALWAYS GO WITH GAY ON THE LAST BAR!” Schlatt: “IT’S NOT MY FAULT!”

[@milkmanmcgee6683]

Jshamily tree

[@K1ttyGam3r]

1:44 missed opportunity to call him “Mike Wasussy”

[@K1ttyGam3r]

nevermind actually I take it back

[@monopolyp.5060]

"Why is that a little girl?!" ... sometimes some things are just too much of comedy gold to make a joke out of it.

[@Yahiamice]

simpler times... me gusta...

[@rsceway7945]

Cool S

[@cheem7807]

Here to steal a portion of the likes

[@suselmaks]

trolld!!!!

[@flameguy3416]

LMAO

[@greentopvideos204]

TROLLING! WE DO A LITTLE THING CALLED TROLLINGGG!!!! *does le epic troel faceee*

[@awaspnest1014]

i love how twomad is just lag and destruction

[@caiden7873]

you mean schlag and destruction

[@A3stro]

Rip twomad🕊

[@danielweeks4886]

Are we just gonna ignore when someone put Dream for “the champion of being 100,000 dollars in debt” LMAO

[@Dhjjgghjbf]

OML i just noticed that

[@lucikka3674]

I LOVE THAT

[@milanweinmann2081]

i think its because technoblade won

[@elisec1640]

I mean he gives his friends exorbitant amounts of money so

[@goobysooby]

OMG I JUST GOT IT LMAO

[@acloudofcurls5336]

Me: I'm getting lazy lately. Schlatt with his Christmas tree: *Pathetic.*

[@josieminnis3224]

i couldn’t believe that he actually put a christmas tree up

[@Biggy_Jimothy]

I've had a Christmas tree up all year, so I think that's the real lazy here.

[@jaala9878]

@Robbe Van Hove 👀 . . . R/whoosh

[@catsburgers]

my Christmas tree is up..

[@jaala9878]

@Robbe Van Hove haha...wait, you're gonna do wHaT--

[@lolxdgaming3706]

30:39 Now I have a great lack of milk for you, my son

[@Rhys1176]

Well, this didn't age well

[@mikomi8006]

I just noticed that Quackity wasn't even putted in "friends in the video" list in his description damn thats gotta hurt LMAOO

[@_Samuel__]

That does hurt

[@Christian6557]

I don't think he was in this vid, he was in the last one

[@vilent243]

@@Christian6557 r u sure abt that

[@starswirI]

@@Christian6557 he was definitely in this vid lol

[@Christian6557]

@@vilent243 oh yeah 30:09 I missed it

[@drdock]

thank you Jschlatt for giving me 36 minutes of happiness my nana had a heart attack in front of my last night and she was taking to the hospital sadly she did not make it so im feel like shit so thank you even at my lowest for making funny content for me to watch when i feel like shit. you mean a lot to mean because your videos bring a lot of happiness. i just wish it was all a bad dream and id wake up she was back with me . all i ask of you is please make more content it means a lot to me and i just want to feel good again thank you jschalt . sorry if there spelling error or if this is hard to read im not the best at typing

[@jschlattLIVE]

you got this brother 💪

[@moonlobotomy9061]

ah i hope you feel better soon :(( losing someone is awful

[@aniya4890]

i’m sorry for your loss :((

[@munksterrr7845]

That's tough. I hope you can get through this

[@ambredurimel5604]

My condolences, keep going! ❤️

[@imjaymaybe]

The Schlattverse is growing nicely

[@jaykayismyname]

16:51 I swear to fucking god I've heard a GTA V npc cry that exact same way

[@camobama5304]

Please have more twomad, that last bar was the funniest line I've ever heard. Please more twomad and schlatt

[@staffordcorradini5472]

nah i dont think schlatt is gonna include schlatt in any more videos

[@camobama5304]

@@staffordcorradini5472 yes

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

Nah, twomad's only idea of comedy is being fat while shirtless and making jokes an edgy twelve-year-old would

[@camobama5304]

@@extremistgarchomp4950 nah, he's funny. I like what he does

[@alessandrobarallo3368]

@@extremistgarchomp4950 so his idea of being funny is actually being funny? who would have thought

[@Astro-cc1xg]

Ayo bro we getting REAL CLOSE to the incident man...

[@mariocastellano1704]

If u know, you know

[@cursed-cat9126]

How many more days until?

[@dragoncat9153]

Don't let them know we know

[@adrianwelgemoed9562]

What?

[@jackkevinbruemmer1956]

To close

[@astrionix7140]

predicted pink sauce 12:54

[@NoNameX_X0]

0:41 finally, i've waited for permission to do this my entire life, it's my time to shine!!!

[@willj519]

Damn, this video got unlisted after the whole Carson debacle Edit: it has been relisted, probably because it was sponsored

[@Deathmoon-sh5kp]

Unlisted?

[@tylrr2476]

@@Deathmoon-sh5kp you can’t find the video by going to schlatts channel

[@callumhowe3827]

It's a shame as Carson barely plays a role in this vid & it's fucking hilarious

[@chickengustame]

Ikr this is funny as fuck too

[@ammagon4519]

@@tylrr2476 now I know why, I thought it got removed entirely.

[@gentelmanlyporpoise7868]

The “that didn’t age well” comments are very tired at this point, but when somebody said “why is that a little girl?” I legitimately cringed.

[@megkrish7568]

I mean she ain't no little girl, she was 17 a few months from 18

[@ilovemen671]

@@megkrish7568 I thought she was a day away

[@megkrish7568]

@@ilovemen671 I think it was a few months, theres a lot of misinformation so one can't be too sure

[@williamellwood7229]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h3S8qHyQh698q5Y

[@Jmee69]

@@williamellwood7229 pictures of my hamster

[@MorriStockYT]

18:52 this aged very well

[@MJ_Llama]

It's settled: the peak of comedy is any misspelling of "schlatt's" name

[@benman92]

*schwift*