DEAL OR NO DEAL?!?!

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jschlattLIVE

jschlattLIVE

3 жыл бұрын

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Edited by: me
DEAL OR NO DEAL? The classic gameshow that's about Schlatt making money and Schlatt being a businessman for 14 minutes straight. Many hot women line up and Schlatt picks them one by one, but it's all about what's on the inside -- the inside of the briefcase, that is! Schlatt loves money. I love money. No, today we are not playing Wii Sports, or Minecraft dating (with Schlatt and Minx), or on a Love or Host (sorry Minx, I'm just too good for you... say goodbye to the Schlatt and Minx being cute compilations because they're gone for good... I only play Chess now). Just some good old fashioned fun with Genghis and Schlatt laughing like the Joker (and the loving embrace of the sponsor of today's video, NetEase and their game LifeAfter). Enjoy!

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@jschlattLIVE
@jschlattLIVE 3 жыл бұрын
Download LifeAfter today and help support my channel! ► go.onelink.me/uf4S/86a975d9
@huxley_6031
@huxley_6031 3 жыл бұрын
Sure
@Pucius_
@Pucius_ 3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@iglesiaslimaadrian2193
@iglesiaslimaadrian2193 3 жыл бұрын
no
@sethandthecrew
@sethandthecrew 3 жыл бұрын
No thanks
@bennygonzales1273
@bennygonzales1273 3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@trishpaytas2773
@trishpaytas2773 3 жыл бұрын
schlatt on the community page tmrw: “thinking of Gayla”
@0subsWith0vidsChallenge
@0subsWith0vidsChallenge 3 жыл бұрын
Thinking about commiting mass genocide. Thinking about taking Baby Yuto yo the hospital.
@ItzGlitchx
@ItzGlitchx 3 жыл бұрын
Genghis Khan*
@nymphocat254
@nymphocat254 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that if Schlatt ended up in the real show his reactions would be the same. Specially that scream at the end.
@-anonymoose-9519
@-anonymoose-9519 3 жыл бұрын
Including the grasping of the boobies?
@nymphocat254
@nymphocat254 3 жыл бұрын
@@-anonymoose-9519 specially the grasping of the boobies
@red-nj9lq
@red-nj9lq 3 жыл бұрын
Every thing he did in this he would do in real life🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
@nymphocat254
@nymphocat254 3 жыл бұрын
@@red-nj9lq throws the baby
@LockwoodTheScientist
@LockwoodTheScientist 3 жыл бұрын
And the bleeped stuff?
@misocompilations1044
@misocompilations1044 3 жыл бұрын
3:35 can we just talk about... how incredible and uncomfortable that was. i’m *cackling*
@AuthorsBlink
@AuthorsBlink 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah ik It kinda make me feel weird...:v
@chrisbarber2264
@chrisbarber2264 3 жыл бұрын
HOW did he moan like that and that well?
@communistpropaganda3629
@communistpropaganda3629 2 жыл бұрын
Out of all the things that could awaken something in me
@Dragonmongamer
@Dragonmongamer 11 ай бұрын
It makes me recoil and cringe everytime
@footballlllllllll99
@footballlllllllll99 11 ай бұрын
@@Dragonmongamer i keep on replaying it
@PatTheAnimator
@PatTheAnimator 7 ай бұрын
4:44 the lure look of horror on schlatt’s face when all the ladies said, “H i H o w i e .”
@bonkobi2342
@bonkobi2342 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: **flexes drip** Also Schlatt: **answers flip-phone**
@karroteu5000
@karroteu5000 3 жыл бұрын
i like your profile pic
@bonkobi2342
@bonkobi2342 3 жыл бұрын
@@karroteu5000 :o i like ur style
@karroteu5000
@karroteu5000 3 жыл бұрын
@@bonkobi2342 thanks I tried
@user-cz9ss4yq4x
@user-cz9ss4yq4x 3 жыл бұрын
you zoomers don’t get the drip of a Moto RAZR v3
@squidwardwithagun6015
@squidwardwithagun6015 3 жыл бұрын
I like your handwriting
@yaboy8963
@yaboy8963 3 жыл бұрын
I think schlatt just wanted to piss off twitter stans and it worked
@golobciucciprian8763
@golobciucciprian8763 3 жыл бұрын
don't get pissed off dude
@MadzW-do2yw
@MadzW-do2yw 3 жыл бұрын
For real it’s funny as hell XD WATCHING THEM GET ALL PISSY piss baby’s
@mrbusinesss1
@mrbusinesss1 3 жыл бұрын
Pissed off at what?
@zeatzy
@zeatzy 3 жыл бұрын
monsterworst 64 5:48
@grayciii2554
@grayciii2554 3 жыл бұрын
Zeatz LMFAO i literally support blm and i find that part soooo funny
@det.pinkstink775
@det.pinkstink775 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt is actually one of the funniest people on this platform holy shit
@scrubadubdub947
@scrubadubdub947 3 жыл бұрын
9:13 OPEN THE CASE👉👉
@AidenJourney
@AidenJourney 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, I can’t believe Genghis Khan got invited to play Deal or No Deal
@legojedimasterplokoon2173
@legojedimasterplokoon2173 3 жыл бұрын
It was surprising after he got cancelled
@logbobtom1234
@logbobtom1234 3 жыл бұрын
Lego Jedi Master Plo Koon ikr
@wolfboyj9449
@wolfboyj9449 3 жыл бұрын
Warrior Edits he’s got that family connection
@EAMH_
@EAMH_ 3 жыл бұрын
Such a good time he can resurrect in a time of need
@bossbitch3035
@bossbitch3035 3 жыл бұрын
That dog in your dp is so cute 😭❤️
@user-fq1ph7lo5z
@user-fq1ph7lo5z 3 жыл бұрын
“when i think of money and power i think of one man in particular.” me: jeff bezos. “genghis khan.” me: oh. okay. i mean, that too.
@TheCommieKiller
@TheCommieKiller 3 жыл бұрын
I thought Donald Trump
@MikePhelpsOfficial
@MikePhelpsOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
Commie Killer same thing
@kylegregory2876
@kylegregory2876 3 жыл бұрын
I thought the monopoly man
@timbit4tim
@timbit4tim 3 жыл бұрын
I thought Putin
@BigIcedCoffee
@BigIcedCoffee 3 жыл бұрын
Riley :D same lmao
@benja7423
@benja7423 3 жыл бұрын
11:51 is it weird that schlatt falling made me really sad, he's such a nice guy that seeing him hurt makes me depressed
@repulsivegarbagedisposalco3996
@repulsivegarbagedisposalco3996 3 жыл бұрын
the fuck? 😭
@madsvstheworld
@madsvstheworld 3 жыл бұрын
....excuse me
@benja7423
@benja7423 3 жыл бұрын
@@madsvstheworld ?
@ilovesmelling
@ilovesmelling 3 жыл бұрын
imJENQVSH
@superlolgal555
@superlolgal555 3 жыл бұрын
lmaooooooo
@northernarts08
@northernarts08 3 жыл бұрын
6:32 that actually made me laugh so hard my nose started bleeding- wtf
@mya5657
@mya5657 3 жыл бұрын
howie: "open the case" schlatt: *ptsd to the 1999 case involving 3 women*
@bobofinn5550
@bobofinn5550 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf happened
@mya5657
@mya5657 3 жыл бұрын
@@bobofinn5550 too brutal to mention mate sorry 😔🤝
@Chabascus
@Chabascus 3 жыл бұрын
BoboFinn listen all we can say is, they didn’t make it out.
@maxclardy5696
@maxclardy5696 3 жыл бұрын
@BoboFinn let’s just say he was 33 years old
@mya5657
@mya5657 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chabascus let's just say, hypothetically, it involved the timbs 😳😳
@dxmzz
@dxmzz 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: *M O N E Y* Also schlatt: "is this desk made out of cardboard?"
@Zz_Highlights
@Zz_Highlights 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly he saves all his money
@BigBeerus
@BigBeerus 3 жыл бұрын
Ikea
@ItsRainingLemons
@ItsRainingLemons 3 жыл бұрын
Ikea linmon tables are the best
@skipptk9086
@skipptk9086 3 жыл бұрын
@@ItsRainingLemons cereal is better.
@cryocorn
@cryocorn 3 жыл бұрын
Skkyyppe I, too, make tables out of Rice Krispies
@joelyt1682
@joelyt1682 3 жыл бұрын
This is the longest perfectly cut scream video ever.
@bianca-yy7ok
@bianca-yy7ok 3 жыл бұрын
the way he laughed at "gayla" is sending me-
@snazzle9764
@snazzle9764 3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: During his lifetime, Genghis Khan allowed no paintings to made of him. The painting that jschlatt used was made after his death.
@cecipi908
@cecipi908 3 жыл бұрын
Cool
@yaboy8963
@yaboy8963 3 жыл бұрын
That's interesting as hell acc
@inkdrop2051
@inkdrop2051 3 жыл бұрын
He himself was too busy going around painting walls white.
@Rei.80
@Rei.80 3 жыл бұрын
Mhmhhh
@raffaeledivora9517
@raffaeledivora9517 3 жыл бұрын
@@inkdrop2051 Did you mean... painting walls red?
@celestiawinters667
@celestiawinters667 3 жыл бұрын
Those are, unironically, some of the most terrifying character models I have ever seen. All of them are horrifying, they all look soulless. Especially the audience.
@imcool2931
@imcool2931 3 жыл бұрын
Some* (im not a grammar nazi im just helping him find the misspelling)
@celestiawinters667
@celestiawinters667 3 жыл бұрын
I have no clue how that happened. Thanks!
@bonkmeabeab3563
@bonkmeabeab3563 3 жыл бұрын
The girls' faces are all so grotesque
@voidsabre_
@voidsabre_ 3 жыл бұрын
I literally had a Deal or No Deal DVD game that was way better than this. It just used videos of girls in front of a green screen lol
@jas4666
@jas4666 3 жыл бұрын
@@bonkmeabeab3563 they look like me :0
@DoljinsurenZ
@DoljinsurenZ 3 жыл бұрын
it's actually pronounced "Chinggis Khaan" in Mongolia!
@tenelum9865
@tenelum9865 Жыл бұрын
cancelling Genghis Khan almost a millenium after he died is the most twitter thing ever
@doosca7088
@doosca7088 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt seems a lot more energetic in this vid. i'm glad he's doing good
@ytsehaye1974
@ytsehaye1974 3 жыл бұрын
Probably recorded after love or host 2 days ago lol
@president9335
@president9335 3 жыл бұрын
It's the pope don't be blinded
@Groza_Sadika
@Groza_Sadika 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, look at his table with an old PC on it. It is still there. He recorded it before the LoH.
@splat9383
@splat9383 3 жыл бұрын
@@Groza_Sadika the table looks broken because there is a big rift in it
@bigjoe33
@bigjoe33 3 жыл бұрын
Probably just lost it
@quintinflower1317
@quintinflower1317 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt on second channel: "don't buy dumb stuff just to look rich, it's a waste of money" Schlatt on main: "$500 sweatshirt, let's go, I love money"
@chefcahtah53
@chefcahtah53 3 жыл бұрын
$1,100 lingerie, don't even compare me to your level pleb
@ziqazli3977
@ziqazli3977 3 жыл бұрын
we're really at the point where this channel is his main and the weeklyslap is his second
@chonkerturtle8127
@chonkerturtle8127 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot that he is a ebay scam artist
@jeroenvanderlinden2035
@jeroenvanderlinden2035 3 жыл бұрын
Whats the name of his second channel? Or you mean schlattlive
@7p7m7
@7p7m7 3 жыл бұрын
Jeroen van der Linden theweeklyslap
@riannaragan1017
@riannaragan1017 3 жыл бұрын
When you said “at least he didn’t say the n-word” an ad cut you off right when you began to say “n-“ 😂😂😂
@elliehorrocks6354
@elliehorrocks6354 3 жыл бұрын
Schalt is the only person that can actually make me actually watch the sponsors and not skip it
@mynamechegg7939
@mynamechegg7939 3 жыл бұрын
I like how schlatt flexes his clothes but his room is literally falling apart.
@awfullysomething
@awfullysomething 3 жыл бұрын
"Damn y'all live like this"
@tomasflatharta
@tomasflatharta 3 жыл бұрын
And still playing the orginal wii
@aidanknotts1090
@aidanknotts1090 3 жыл бұрын
And his desk is made of cardboard
@gr8cescale
@gr8cescale 3 жыл бұрын
@@aidanknotts1090 yomommmab desk mande of cadbrode
@qxft_2486
@qxft_2486 3 жыл бұрын
when he said “atleast he didn’t say the-“ AND AN AD CUT HIM OFF I DIED LAUGHING
@JokeHatesItHere
@JokeHatesItHere 3 жыл бұрын
I got an ad right there and not even lying the first thing he says is "Nigeria"
@wasteful__7720
@wasteful__7720 3 жыл бұрын
Same happened to me and it had Obama in it
@yazmenrush9718
@yazmenrush9718 3 жыл бұрын
I got an ad for Irish whiskey
@hunteredgar894
@hunteredgar894 3 жыл бұрын
THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO!
@tzuoona5243
@tzuoona5243 3 жыл бұрын
IT STARTED PLAYING A CHRISTMAS ADD FOR ME LMAOO
@TheFrizty
@TheFrizty 3 жыл бұрын
Ah..Schaltt should do more Wii videos like this when he's done with the whole moving thing to Texas...Those videos are just... *MWAH* w o n d e r f u l l .
@waterwaifu612
@waterwaifu612 3 жыл бұрын
“Atleast he didn’t say Fan duel sports book” perfect ad timing
@yata3826
@yata3826 3 жыл бұрын
Alt title: Jschlatt trying to pay his 90 000 dept by changing his identity to famous k pop star Genghis Khan and roleplaying as Howie Mandal in Deal or No Deal for the Wii
@LDirks58
@LDirks58 3 жыл бұрын
Y E S
@gabrielgoodell7004
@gabrielgoodell7004 3 жыл бұрын
i cackled
@heardemsayy
@heardemsayy 3 жыл бұрын
fAMOUS KPOP STAR 😭
@dandragonz3483
@dandragonz3483 3 жыл бұрын
I read this before watching the whole video and thought it was a joke. I’m now like 70% of the way through the video and almost everything has come true so far
@altjamie2019
@altjamie2019 3 жыл бұрын
bro, gengis khan would be an Mongolian pop star.
@NateJ6
@NateJ6 3 жыл бұрын
KZbin Schlatt is the best version of Schlatt hands down.
@dissmo706
@dissmo706 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes we oscillate between Jschlatt and the Weekly Slap. It really depends on our mood i guess.
@zombicat8556
@zombicat8556 3 жыл бұрын
nah twitter schlatt LULW
@emma..nelsonxx511
@emma..nelsonxx511 3 жыл бұрын
and Love or Host Schlatt
@ratcrusher3251
@ratcrusher3251 3 жыл бұрын
All schlatts are good schlatts
@user-ip5fz3zk7q
@user-ip5fz3zk7q 3 жыл бұрын
on-other-peoples-streams jshlatt
@bashfui9293
@bashfui9293 3 жыл бұрын
“My chairs got that wap.”
@sxrensss
@sxrensss 2 жыл бұрын
11:30 a moan-cry or what lmao
@Holthis
@Holthis 3 жыл бұрын
I am SHOCKED this video is sponsored approved holy shit
@user-uz9bs9il9h
@user-uz9bs9il9h 3 жыл бұрын
same lmaooo schlatt was feeling bold today
@bawicz0
@bawicz0 3 жыл бұрын
Monke 🐵
@electwode
@electwode 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt tomorrow: "Thinking about Emily."
@palmerjohnson7644
@palmerjohnson7644 3 жыл бұрын
Evan9000 thinking about gayla
@thesavagecabbage6731
@thesavagecabbage6731 3 жыл бұрын
nah its gonna be "Thinking about Gayla."
@actuallyem3130
@actuallyem3130 3 жыл бұрын
D:
@wormeater
@wormeater 3 жыл бұрын
My mums called Emily
@parkerberube606
@parkerberube606 3 жыл бұрын
@@wormeater ok! ahah!
@caseyhamm4292
@caseyhamm4292 8 ай бұрын
‘an infinite supply of games in this cd book’ i see schlatt has chosen unlimited games. hope you do well with the no games though
@kirbalicious
@kirbalicious 3 жыл бұрын
I witnessed a grown man have a mental breakdown over Wii Deal or No Deal. I can say proudly that this, ladies and gentlemen... is what America is about. Schlatt2021
@yootypooty
@yootypooty 3 жыл бұрын
THE JOKES IN THIS ONE WERE BOLD LFMAOAO
@punkuin5208
@punkuin5208 3 жыл бұрын
I think you mean Bald
@nut5290
@nut5290 3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@raffaeledivora9517
@raffaeledivora9517 3 жыл бұрын
@@punkuin5208 Oh no, he's BAAALD! 😨
@papichulo4171
@papichulo4171 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe this one was given the okay by sponsors lmao.
@yootypooty
@yootypooty 3 жыл бұрын
Papi Chulo fr , it was funny asf tho LOL
@andresmonge5959
@andresmonge5959 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t be the only one who thought his shirt said “heroin”
@kirbysthiccthighs
@kirbysthiccthighs 3 жыл бұрын
at least i’m not alone🥶
@typicalfella
@typicalfella 3 жыл бұрын
I can't unsee
@itsjinxus
@itsjinxus 3 жыл бұрын
I DID TO
@Cow80y
@Cow80y 3 жыл бұрын
A female hero protagonist -the e
@kamrynedits7797
@kamrynedits7797 3 жыл бұрын
My last name is Heron and unfortunately many people read it as Heroin 🙃 and also seeing schlatt wear my last name is terrifying
@tolanio4197
@tolanio4197 3 жыл бұрын
10:12 Jschlatt you good?
@externals5859
@externals5859 3 жыл бұрын
4:22 is the funniest thing IVE seen on a gameshow
@stahpg5430
@stahpg5430 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt is so modest, he didn’t even mention his Limited Edition Steel toe TIMBS truly humble
@AlbertoTuber
@AlbertoTuber 3 жыл бұрын
Thats because back in 1965 he killed 89 children with it. He is not allowed to wear them anymore.
@breadgetter5020
@breadgetter5020 3 жыл бұрын
@@AlbertoTuber i thought it was the women that were slaughtered in 99 that made him hang up the boots
@michaeljacksonloveshentai8432
@michaeljacksonloveshentai8432 3 жыл бұрын
@@breadgetter5020 he just doesn't want to speak about those children
@popgear6823
@popgear6823 3 жыл бұрын
7:07 minx looking a little off today
@soggymoo8396
@soggymoo8396 3 жыл бұрын
she looks like she hadn’t slept in weeks
@derricknewton8277
@derricknewton8277 3 жыл бұрын
Idk looks normal to me
@REXSKWONDO
@REXSKWONDO 3 жыл бұрын
IM PISSING HTIS SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN FUNY
@YT-mb5od
@YT-mb5od 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God
@agentkai4422
@agentkai4422 3 жыл бұрын
IM CHOKING THIS IS HILARIOUS
@thatonegaybitch1811
@thatonegaybitch1811 3 жыл бұрын
3:18 “But hey, at least he didn’t say- DOVE SKINCARE LOTION I swear the people who chose where ads go in videos are playing with us
@haileyfromdiscord5747
@haileyfromdiscord5747 3 жыл бұрын
10:20 WHO POSSESSED HIM???
@guts2048
@guts2048 7 ай бұрын
Jake Paul
@ThatGoober
@ThatGoober Күн бұрын
☠️☠️
@justace1448
@justace1448 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt is so humble, he doesn’t even mention the 400 dollar home arrest bracelet around his ankle. Bless his soul 🙏
@subnormality5854
@subnormality5854 3 жыл бұрын
Still on parole from that thing in '99, huh?
@Monkey-15
@Monkey-15 3 жыл бұрын
He doean't even mention how much his beard costs jj needs it man
@FarcooTheGreat
@FarcooTheGreat 3 жыл бұрын
Viktor Soerensen dorime
@dynuhmite
@dynuhmite 3 жыл бұрын
Pray bruddah 🙏
@panda-ec5hg
@panda-ec5hg 3 жыл бұрын
Uh, i am confused
@dantino2279
@dantino2279 3 жыл бұрын
You can tell this was recorded a while ago because his desk is still standing
@aleksandarstojanovic5009
@aleksandarstojanovic5009 3 жыл бұрын
I tought I was the only one who noticed that
@absorb1985
@absorb1985 3 жыл бұрын
The wayfair jokes also date it
@zeeksmz451
@zeeksmz451 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh, he really put his hand up when she was black😂😂😂
@lurker5002
@lurker5002 3 жыл бұрын
@@zeeksmz451 that killed me
@zeeksmz451
@zeeksmz451 3 жыл бұрын
@@lurker5002 same bro, i literally loved it, i didn't expect it in like the slightest but i caught me off guard and was so funny
@AlonTroub
@AlonTroub 10 ай бұрын
13:15 someone clip that
@NorthErrant
@NorthErrant 3 жыл бұрын
Video: Okay, “Gen-gis-Karn” Schlatt: “Gen-gis-karn” Video: Good! Schlatt later: It’s genjis kan!
@glibey
@glibey 3 жыл бұрын
I bet that sweatshirt is a tax write of as a "costume" for a "piece of art".
@jschlattLIVE
@jschlattLIVE 3 жыл бұрын
Of course it is.
@edwardcook7568
@edwardcook7568 3 жыл бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE ya love to see it
@612aster
@612aster 3 жыл бұрын
The 1100$ lingerie is easier to explain like that too
@ethanhessong3033
@ethanhessong3033 3 жыл бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE before Y2K
@adamm3947
@adamm3947 3 жыл бұрын
Damn bro you got a reply from Schlatt
@subnormality5854
@subnormality5854 3 жыл бұрын
Even though its all an act, this has to be literally the most excited anyone has ever gotten over Deal or No Deal
@loganhendon688
@loganhendon688 3 жыл бұрын
So the people who have won a million dollars completely changing their life were less excited? Why did this even get likes?
@Mathster_live
@Mathster_live 3 жыл бұрын
A testament to how good of a game show Deal or No Deal is, I miss it
@phntmsims
@phntmsims 2 жыл бұрын
4:23 the first thing I thought of was “AAAHHHH ITS MINX!!!!!”
@suspendersanimations
@suspendersanimations 2 ай бұрын
I did the math, and shlatt murdered 15-21 people in 1999
@kkamikazee
@kkamikazee 3 жыл бұрын
When jshlatt said “this video is sponsored by-“ I got an amber alert notification and I actually thought that was the sponsor for a second
@pian-0g445
@pian-0g445 3 жыл бұрын
Kamikaze today’s sponsor, storm.
@kkamikazee
@kkamikazee 3 жыл бұрын
Pian-0 G that’s not what an amber alert is sir
@Jonixmusic64
@Jonixmusic64 3 жыл бұрын
How old are you
@Stormsolid
@Stormsolid 3 жыл бұрын
Pian-0 G I ain’t got the money for a schlatt placement sadly lul
@ajb3416
@ajb3416 3 жыл бұрын
I got an amber alert too lmao
@boozagesunday7884
@boozagesunday7884 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know Admiral Zhao from Avatar: The Last Airbender had a KZbin channel and wore a Yanks hat.
@seacool2193
@seacool2193 3 жыл бұрын
Don't let him near any fish or physically and mentally scarred teenagers, otherwise it's gonna be another 1999, where Schlatt... well you don't wanna know about that
@ronnielacher
@ronnielacher 3 жыл бұрын
@@seacool2193 Wanna know why people call him swiss army knife.
@talling
@talling 3 жыл бұрын
@@ronnielacher why is that?
@alexnunn2161
@alexnunn2161 3 жыл бұрын
solvzz because in 1999 he brutally murdered three people with a Swiss Army knife
@talling
@talling 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexnunn2161 I believe the number is 9, but thank you
@Ghv5t
@Ghv5t 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact the painting Schlatt used for reference was made a hundred something years after Genghis Khan died so it’s not very accurate, this has happened with quite a few historical figures like Shakespeare
@diddly-dee-its-me215
@diddly-dee-its-me215 3 жыл бұрын
this is stupid but im goin through some shit rn, had this saved to an 'all time faves' playlist because it made me laugh so hard before, decided to watch it again. wanted to thank you, schlatt, for making my day a little better
@x3ll3nmusic
@x3ll3nmusic 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt : "24 is our girl" 24 : **I'm gonna ruin this man's whole career**
@thefaulkness
@thefaulkness 3 жыл бұрын
He called her toots that's why
@Wandervenn
@Wandervenn 3 жыл бұрын
Well she was... he just should have realized 24 was his girl when he had to pick his case.
@filetype7937
@filetype7937 3 жыл бұрын
24framesofnick
@mspaintcandidate6309
@mspaintcandidate6309 3 жыл бұрын
3:37 that's on the internet forever
@JoelintonMassif
@JoelintonMassif 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, now I can loop the sound
@emerald3960
@emerald3960 3 жыл бұрын
5:26 oh
@emilia-vi9fu
@emilia-vi9fu 3 жыл бұрын
you and your channel is so comforting to me because you look almost exactly like my older brother. im not super close with him but he's in college right now and i miss him. your personalities are also incredibly similar. everytime i watch one of your videos, im filled with a pleasant and comfortable feeling, even if the video is filled with not-so-pleasant jokes. thank you for doing what you do, jschlatt :D
@wyatt836
@wyatt836 3 жыл бұрын
i’ve never laughed so hard at someone falling on their ass before
@potatopotato6114
@potatopotato6114 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@JBOSSISLIT
@JBOSSISLIT 3 жыл бұрын
When mom says there’s no Dino nuggies: 11:51
@guyfieri4017
@guyfieri4017 3 жыл бұрын
Jane Edwards uhm. Are you okay?
@JustFireYT
@JustFireYT 3 жыл бұрын
Clip that
@Orange_Swirl
@Orange_Swirl 3 жыл бұрын
@@Danielle-hu8pv You heard me!
@kidwithpinkhair7989
@kidwithpinkhair7989 3 жыл бұрын
5:26-5:28 i- okay😔
@madelynchamplin3329
@madelynchamplin3329 3 жыл бұрын
He sounds like he has a stuffed nose every time he says “juhg.koop”
@Splitclaw224
@Splitclaw224 3 жыл бұрын
I died when he said, "where are the ladies" and then was disgusted by the wii graphic monsters that appeared
@alexb5979
@alexb5979 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt tomorrow: “ thinking about plundering most of Asia”
@Sir_bones_zain
@Sir_bones_zain 10 ай бұрын
That moan got me rolling on the ground laughing...kinda like how "schlatt" rolled that family of 5's car into the ocean, killing them in 1995
@ahesse1560
@ahesse1560 3 жыл бұрын
4:22 when the girls rose from the floor reminded me of the clones in star wars
@marswithtrees
@marswithtrees 3 жыл бұрын
Every time Schlatt mispronounces Genghis Khan, a year gets shaved off my life
@docmcmoth
@docmcmoth 3 жыл бұрын
"gen-jiss kahn"
@The_Feedy
@The_Feedy 3 жыл бұрын
Rip
@eli4677
@eli4677 3 жыл бұрын
Good.
@marswithtrees
@marswithtrees 3 жыл бұрын
Red Mmmaybe at this point, I won’t get to live past 30
@bigfuckingcheese
@bigfuckingcheese 3 жыл бұрын
Irene Cho you don’t gotta flex that hard
@ellarodriguez6079
@ellarodriguez6079 3 жыл бұрын
IM CRYING OF LAUGHTER THIS MAN PULLS OFF OFFENSIVE HUMOR SO WELL
@creamy9
@creamy9 3 жыл бұрын
what was even remotely offensive
@wyatt836
@wyatt836 3 жыл бұрын
Creamy when he knelt and put his fist up and the wayfair background lmao
@creamy9
@creamy9 3 жыл бұрын
@@wyatt836 not even offensive though, maybe to twitter users to be fair
@billbill6094
@billbill6094 3 жыл бұрын
There weren't any offensive jokes in the video
@wistfulanthophila9317
@wistfulanthophila9317 3 жыл бұрын
offensive how?
@rosemarywambui1
@rosemarywambui1 Ай бұрын
He didn't decimate the ENTIRE human population he only decimated a ninth of it.
@Calthecool
@Calthecool 2 жыл бұрын
8:35 Humor on point.
@SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy
@SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy 3 жыл бұрын
6:32 Redditors after bullying a kid into suicide for liking Fortnite:
@normalguycraig
@normalguycraig 3 жыл бұрын
I CLICKED THE TIMESTAMP AND GOT A FUCKING FORTNITE AD
@undavid_
@undavid_ 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, did this actually happen?!
@apricott5282
@apricott5282 3 жыл бұрын
Me trying to sleep: The neighbors upstairs: 11:48
@Egg_thing
@Egg_thing 3 жыл бұрын
Me trying to sleep: The neighbors: 3:36
@poopypants6428
@poopypants6428 3 жыл бұрын
Top ten perfectly cut screams
@cutepinkyo
@cutepinkyo 3 жыл бұрын
ALWAYS
@EcstaticallyCJ
@EcstaticallyCJ 3 жыл бұрын
@@Egg_thing faaaaaaaaaaaacts
@bonkobi2342
@bonkobi2342 3 жыл бұрын
I had to watch an ad during that and it just came back to schlatt screaming on the floor
@crockoreptile
@crockoreptile Жыл бұрын
I’ve watched you for two years since the start man, and I’m so proud of you
@masonjar5012
@masonjar5012 3 жыл бұрын
"Ghen-ghis Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-" **Me falling out of seat sounding like a spray bottle**
@thomasbaker6757
@thomasbaker6757 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know minx was on deal or no deal as the briefcase ladies
@awfullysomething
@awfullysomething 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, she's such a beautiful creature.
@john_6232
@john_6232 3 жыл бұрын
minx is with Quackity now shlinx is over
@john_6232
@john_6232 3 жыл бұрын
Jonoxes She confirmed last stream Quackity was her next victim
@brysdeathnote
@brysdeathnote 3 жыл бұрын
420th like ;)
@thedrewberry
@thedrewberry 3 жыл бұрын
schlatt tomorrow: “thinking about howie mandel
@sushimidnight9539
@sushimidnight9539 3 жыл бұрын
Genghis Khan*
@humanone8973
@humanone8973 3 жыл бұрын
Gayla*
@honeyishotthekids3543
@honeyishotthekids3543 Жыл бұрын
2 years later and i still spit my food out when i see him kneel
@sourlemonade7916
@sourlemonade7916 3 жыл бұрын
Whoever did the subtitles on this video is my new favourite person, they’re just so nice, especially at the end card
@UnstoppablePhoenix
@UnstoppablePhoenix 3 жыл бұрын
You're welcome :)
@shlecko
@shlecko 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt is so humble, he didn't mention the 5 gallons of orange juice he bought as stock in 1978 🙏
@duhameldustin6487
@duhameldustin6487 3 жыл бұрын
Wait how?
@ZDisco
@ZDisco 3 жыл бұрын
Cubscouter or when he bought 9 gallons of water just to show it off
@door.mp3
@door.mp3 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt when I'm alone: *normal* Schlatt when my parents walk in: 3:37
@deeformed2475
@deeformed2475 3 жыл бұрын
11:45 I died so hard I laughed
@ThatGoober
@ThatGoober Күн бұрын
Loll what
@dyslexicmady
@dyslexicmady 3 жыл бұрын
this is my favorite schlatt video by far omg
@Thewtam4
@Thewtam4 3 жыл бұрын
9:30 that is some dark ass humor schlatt and I applaud the balls you have to be able to do that
@godsclown4419
@godsclown4419 3 жыл бұрын
Can you explain? I don't get it
@Thewtam4
@Thewtam4 3 жыл бұрын
@@godsclown4419 There's this conspiracy theory that people on Wayfair were trafficking Children by listing White Dressers on the site and naming the Dressers after missing kids and selling them for upwards of like $30,000
@nicholassliwa2640
@nicholassliwa2640 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr lmao I was looking for a comment that said this
@LoagVEVO
@LoagVEVO 3 жыл бұрын
schlatt is slowly becoming one of my favorite lunch club members because rather than sticking to the same jokes or format hes actually starting to carve out his own niche so he is more interesting as an individual rather than clinging to some group like some of the other members.
@guyfieri4017
@guyfieri4017 3 жыл бұрын
So Jschlatt good.
@choccymilkconnoisseur2775
@choccymilkconnoisseur2775 3 жыл бұрын
Don't know what the fuck a lunch club is but I agree
@haysdixon6227
@haysdixon6227 3 жыл бұрын
choccy milk connoisseur it’s a group of youtube/twitch creators also I like ya name
@flashpoint8796
@flashpoint8796 3 жыл бұрын
@Rylan H. Mangum I agree :(
@yourstepdad1102
@yourstepdad1102 3 жыл бұрын
@Rylan H. Mangum theres no harm in comparing the differences between schlatts humor and that of the other members but i agree it could have been done more tactfully
@Art_Sandwhich
@Art_Sandwhich 8 күн бұрын
This is legitimately my favorite era of schlatt these videos are so good
@gamermoment7044
@gamermoment7044 3 жыл бұрын
0:21 **verbatim by Mother mother starts playing**
@PeasAndKnees
@PeasAndKnees 3 жыл бұрын
“I WEAR WOMENS UNDERWEAR”
@chaoticentityq9974
@chaoticentityq9974 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: “At least he didnt say...” Ad immediately follows
@mads9871
@mads9871 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, when he said “at least I didn’t say the” an add cut him off of a guy saying what did you just say? 😂
@pepsipIunge
@pepsipIunge 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: " at least he didn't say the -" ***MCDONALDS AD***
@johndagostiono4967
@johndagostiono4967 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Schlatt falling over and destroying his room while declining money for 14 minutes
@sythlikesfrogs
@sythlikesfrogs 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: *kisses baby yuto* Women from 1999: *jealously increases*
@Hanzel06
@Hanzel06 3 жыл бұрын
2:35 I never thought I'd see Schlatt say "Genghis Khan" in a Filipino accent
@senetihoshi2672
@senetihoshi2672 3 жыл бұрын
I drank something in the end and spit out my tea at the cut off scream XD
@raffaeledivora9517
@raffaeledivora9517 3 жыл бұрын
Being serious guys we all know in reality he would have accepted the deal as soon as it was over his massive debt of 90000 $
@jrw2319
@jrw2319 3 жыл бұрын
schlatt having debt? no way, he's such a successful business man!
@Erik_Blomgren
@Erik_Blomgren 3 жыл бұрын
@@jrw2319 My friend, he's a good 90.000$ in debt and he's literally going to do anything to get out of it
@sagittariusgypsy2299
@sagittariusgypsy2299 3 жыл бұрын
I’m from Russia and I’m learning English. Thank you for having such a clear and simple English language. I really like your content. I’m learning and having fun at the same time. You’re cool, man.
@lemuoire
@lemuoire 3 жыл бұрын
Mood
@seedlesswatermelon417
@seedlesswatermelon417 3 жыл бұрын
bonk
@sambradley9091
@sambradley9091 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, if a Russian learning English can properly use you're, then most other commenters can too
@sagittariusgypsy2299
@sagittariusgypsy2299 3 жыл бұрын
Jonoxes, yeah, I understand you. I also play computer games, so knowing English is very important for communication, especially in our time. And thank you for your kind words ❤️
@sagittariusgypsy2299
@sagittariusgypsy2299 3 жыл бұрын
Seedless Watermelon, hahahaha omg, I remember that! This was the first video I watched on this channel. My favorite "meabeab" and "onehb" in my heart too ❤️
@RandomVibingGuy
@RandomVibingGuy 3 жыл бұрын
10:15 jschlatts brain: grab it
@martin13224
@martin13224 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt stares on in horror as every Minx persona comes marching out in perfect unison holding a metal briefcase
@Gamergirlbathwater23
@Gamergirlbathwater23 3 жыл бұрын
I
@residentsimon9921
@residentsimon9921 3 жыл бұрын
I
@squiggles6861
@squiggles6861 3 жыл бұрын
I
@rynee998
@rynee998 3 жыл бұрын
I
@anigav_suna
@anigav_suna 3 жыл бұрын
I
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