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Edited by Schlatt + ‪@Condifiction‬
We all know and love classic Wii games Wii Sports and Wii Sports Resort. After Schlatt and Minx were cute together for 18 minutes straight, Schlatt becomes the God of Wii Sports for like the fifth time because milking content has never been easier. Unfortunately the Wi-Bowl is nowhere to be seen, nor is the reflection of the beautiful James Charles (please go on a hot Minecraft Date with me, James -- I love your James Charles makeup and also your Sisters merch!). Just some eBay Wii Accessories (remember, Schlatt is an eBay Scam Artist) and a gift from our favorite Wyoming (where?) resident. Tiger Woods returns from rehab to play Wii Sports Golf, Wii Sports Bowling, and Wii Sports Power Cruising with a perfect score. Unfortunately, the world hates lefties so it's a bigger trainwreck than that one time in 2009.

[@blablablabla7722]

Schlatt: “How’s it going boys?” Me: 🧍‍♀️->🧍‍♂️

[@blackbob1576]

Oh my god if you edit your comment you'll get a sub from Pewdiepie lol dont

[@archiveofyass]

Do not edit your comment it has been blessed

[@blackbob1576]

@@archiveofyass Im not lying. I never do. Why would i? That would be more evil then Obamacare

[@Shleep999]

i edited my comment and got a sub from ninja 😳 bruh momento

[@jschlattLIVE]

you are now an honorary boy

[@benherman4986]

How does this guy just organically make a bit about a closeted gay rappist who can't freestyle without traumatically outing himself

[@Gio90210.]

Because he’s the goddamn Schlatt-Man

[@martinthemarine920]

completely out of nowhere too it's insane he's just too creative

[@arkayv]

@@martinthemarine920 You can just stop at the fact that he's just clinically insane

[@swatman7527]

Not to be that guy, but, I was the 1k liked

[@starcolon8692]

Because it's not a bit

[@BagelChips]

"I'm not gonna say no to this guy, he knows my address" Schlatt, are you being blackmailed?

[@sharkestry1119]

-no-

[@basicallyweird]

Makes me wonder if hes also being blackmailed to make gay songs to??? Ngl kinda hope hes jus actually gay

[@SlinderBox]

Mishi no

[@Flashifyable]

No he’s being rapmailed

[@drn1069]

@@basicallyweird bruh

[@qqoyy]

Schlatt is the only KZbinr known to man that can both flirt with men and repeatedly say he's gay and still make people think he's straight

[@colorbar.s]

he has straight energy despite making all those jokes

[@Bogalog]

@conclude uh oh

[@amy-om4qk]

@@Bogalog uh oh indeed

[@Andromeda_galaxy]

@@amy-om4qk we have a big uh oh coming up here

[@cianpatrickcornel114]

Lilly Farrell sir theres a big uh oh coming in hot wh- ITS COMING IN QUICKLY SIR WHAT WH- WHAT DO WE DO

[@matthewtaylor8058]

“Every bar I spit comes out the wrong way, or maybe I’m just trying to tell you that I’m gay” is a lyrical masterpiece contested only by “I’m not gay I just wanna golden shower”

[@ranggakd]

7:25

[@flashy-washy-boo]

@@ranggakd thank you so much!

[@kyliehargreeves5250]

The only song lyric that competes with this one is *”I am massive, I am massive.”*

[@clarabellumm]

Tyler the creator

[@kawaiisamantha8957]

y'all forget Schlatt isn't just a left handed gay gamer, hes also a devout catholic, a republican and a business man. so hes even more oppressed than you guys believe.

[@the_maximaal]

The most oppressed man in America

[@papichulo4171]

Mmm yes Republican businessmen, the most oppressed group of all.

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

Its so sad how people as unfortunate as Schlatt dont get as much attention as they deserve, WAKE UP AMERICA!

[@christianj9869]

Copied comment

[@cerealbird4476]

RoBo no one cares

[@leaf8175]

"straight shots?, I'm gonna have a trouble with this" - jshlatt 2020

[@SadBoy-hs2uq]

Me watching his video: I'm gonna have trouble being straight.

[@mosscap]

@@SadBoy-hs2uq Me too

[@murdoc2485]

@@SadBoy-hs2uq same ,holy fuck

[@Luaanaa-zy5th]

*THINK ABOUT WOMAN*

[@alexrightnow2531]

"straight shots?" *silence* "I'm gonna have some trouble with this" THE ACCURACY

[@ixxioxink5534]

It can't be accurate, they are not s t r a i g h t s h o t s

[@desishy1167]

I do this all the time in my head

[@elighapowers3333]

I wa t to like but your at 420...

[@vrrooooommmm123]

Boutta get r/wooshed but its cuz man can't keep his arms straight for shit lmao

[@bigchungus937]

That is a literal portable funny mic

[@I_like_big_bombs]

And the Wii-Mote Extension is a portable gay joke.

[@Name92676]

Now I want a portable funny mic

[@snowleopard9463]

Schlatt in 2021: wearable earrape beatbox sort of headset with adjustable volume

[@dianbee]

Mike*

[@thyjollymuffinman2848]

I was just going to comment the exact same thing

[@Scendence_]

Schlatt: **Gets mildly frustrated** Keyboard: No please, I have a family Schlatt: Oh, you'll see them soon

[@ssepia_]

schlatt is so incredibly intimidating, i would be so afraid to even shake this monster's hand. so incredibly scary.

[@jaxonjordan4835]

You couldn't shake his hand with all that Parkinsons

[@robertappel19]

More like incredibly sexy

[@JokeHatesItHere]

@@robertappel19 Robert get back in the cage please

[@jesseirl]

@@robertappel19 who let the simp out /j

[@birds4breakfast870]

Ikr like I’m lowkey afraid of him lol

[@tetsu5658]

I love how the community post that said “thinking about becoming a rappist” got removed xD

[@ArtwithariThechannelofart]

Feel like it wasn't a joke and he genuinely thought rappers were called that LOL

[@Makoishere4]

For a moment I was confused because I thought so too but then I saw the reply and I facepalmed at myself so hard 😭😭

[@codroby8201]

Bruh

[@jorbennoten9536]

I'm not into rapping but i do like racing when i grow i want to be a racist

[@krillpug0857]

Nice pfp. Appas better. Fight me

[@lucy-yz2ve]

it’s crazy to think schlatt has parents and didn’t just emerge out of penn station as a full grown man

[@CasperSpencer]

That man was a boy once. How.

[@envy1372]

This comment underrated

[@derrellcrawford1725]

He didn't?

[@thekingofvithen1893]

that's just what the government wants you to think

[@wqiz1818]

jschlatt was born a man

[@judahhorrell6648]

“Thinking about becoming a rappist” Holy shit I got it right.

[@tinyrosa2685]

god dammit joe

[@mcgrill11]

"thinking about becoming a rapist"

[@cook8337]

Why are you locked in the bathroom

[@beaf2405]

@@tinyrosa2685 Joe who

[@mardoweb3550]

Nolan H i dont know

[@keiko1614]

my mom: why are you smiling so much at your phone? me watching schlatt's 5th gay joke of the video: 👁️👄👁️

[@alexstrandes4742]

shut up

[@maddyhall7643]

@@alexstrandes4742 bro what

[@notakxjq9504]

@@alexstrandes4742 Wha- She / He did nothing wrong

[@chernobyl_rat]

@@notakxjq9504 or they

[@avery-tj7py]

@@chernobyl_rat tru

[@kier5611]

the pure fear in his eyes when he typed “tigge” is so fucking funny

[@ryzikx]

don't tell winnie the pooh

[@allofthepoints9636]

@@ryzikxI thought the same thing

[@ilikenougat8892]

"You hold down the rap button to become a rap-pist." -Jaylor Schwift, 2020

[@tonybart]

jcum

[@timetaker7816]

People sometimes say girls cant be rappists, dont be stupid, but i disagree i think i girl could do anything even rap against a man...

[@latido77]

The biggest meme would be if schlatt was trying to come out for years and everyone thought he was joking

[@Jamie-ep8gr]

like tyler the creator!

[@hendrixholtzman2789]

Happened to me 😅 I constantly made jokes about being gay so when I came out to my friends it took 30 minutes for me to convince them I wasn’t joking

[@CrazyDutchguys]

@@hendrixholtzman2789 respect for committing to a bit so hard you actually come out

[@miagillispie1177]

Wait we thought he was joking?

[@drwilby3195]

Yeah

[@NarutoUzumaki-ro2ze]

Alternate Title - Schlatt expresses his feelings about being gay, whilst playing Wii Sports.

[@NarutoUzumaki-ro2ze]

Damn, 33 likes is the biggest I have ever got. Thanks guys!

[@justanotheranimationchanne5725]

606 :)

[@somefangirl661]

1093 :)

[@squish5778]

1200 :]

[@buglab2285]

1300 :)

[@nanawaka1034]

10:23 he hit the keyboard so hard it made the camera glitch for a second

[@lohitheshja5677]

Schlatt doesn't realize that the guy from Wyiomiyng went through his videos, did some research and basically sent an upgraded version of the funny mic

[@alice8754]

True

[@johnbishop9621]

It's Wiomyng, not Wioming

[@sheepainu]

@Nicolas Leao yes

[@CJthegremlin]

Funny mic but with music

[@soupeverywhere9565]

@Nicolas Leao the joke went over your head...

[@thegiantranger.]

Schlatt is truly the most oppressed person in America, he's a gay left-handed gamer, it doesn't get any worse than that

[@afrohorse1841]

Don't forget his parkinsons

[@JP-zm5vt]

And furry

[@Peep1171]

And a republican

[@Ssooudi]

Furry and a republican he must get more tail then we could imagine

[@JP-zm5vt]

@@Ssooudi oh God, don't remind me of that

[@Whyteyy]

6:38 Hes just that tall he hits the ceiling

[@powerpenguin7546]

Schlatt: Our weird friend from Wyoming. The guy that sends him the stuff: F R I E N D

[@joeymorrissey5916]

"Straight shots" Oh haha, cause he has Parkinson's "Think about women" That too

[@redspy3569]

Yeah I was thinking it was bc of Parkinson’s but that wasent the case

[@Piotr_Tokarz]

I was thinking *straightly* it was about the women

[@sneezy_snerds]

I'm preparing for the newest "thinking about" quote from jschlatt

[@stuffyfilms]

Thinking about my friend from Wyoming

[@CA1]

Thinking about Tiger woods

[@davedelirious2180]

I'm preparing for the comment about preparing for the newest "thinking about" quote from jschlatt

[@bhossanityonachromebookacc8391]

Thinking about becoming a big hot man through wii sports

[@thepurpleones]

Thinking about becoming a rapper

[@theguy3851]

7:31 I love the look of pure terror on schlatt's face here.

[@Delta132]

Jschlatt: sees g0lf Also Jschlatt: is instantly a god at it

[@_casanova]

Its because Tiger Wood was there to guide him.

[@theginger6426]

4:10 JUST THE SILENCE AND THEN "no" HAS ME DEAD

[@AUTERBOY]

Same! Lmaoo

[@artofreusing10]

I didn't get that joke...what was wrong with Tigger?

[@theginger6426]

@@artofreusing10 Tigger looks kinda like the word racist people use and as my comment states the silence and then the no was just funny af

[@amyemery6405]

@@theginger6426 just say the n word my nigga, it's not some really scary mean word its literally just a fucking word, dont be scared of it. youre white arent you?

[@kizzywashere]

"lets just call him tiger" **types out tigger** schlatt no

[@blackbob1576]

what happens when you replace the t with n

[@ProdCashhier]

Thanks i am blind and deaf

[@gaja7955]

@@blackbob1576 niger (the country)

[@blackbob1576]

@@gaja7955 Oh yes the dinosaur with 500 teeth

[@bigpigeon2384]

What’s wrong with Winnie the poo

[@tiefighter3506]

What if he he made several hundred raps about him being gay and his editor just cut them all because he loves schlatt and wouldn't want him to be caught in a bunch of Twitter drama

[@bagelbooty6284]

Jschlatt

[@wyvernfilms1055]

Jschlatt

[@ratlover.athome]

Jschlatt

[@seccozcubez]

"straight shots? im gonna have some trouble with that.." is he talking abt being gay or having parkinsons

[@abbie2768]

Both.

[@TeemingDragon78]

5:34 I think he is talking about being gay cus he says think about women think about women lol

[@AnEldritchBeing]

I've had some time to think about the answer, many years...even if this comment was 5 mo-doesnt matter! But I've come up with uhm yeah! Just yeah! And that's really all you need to know.

[@RedChems]

Ok bud 👍 Sent from my iPhone

[@paterickbrennan]

6:25 he didn't completely break it, hes getting better

[@WallyBo0]

Until you see the end

[@tabbyarts3670]

charachter development

[@justanotheranimationchanne5725]

this time it took two breakdowns to obliterate his possessions

[@spartan3207]

He only used 3% of his power

[@ethanmartinez2177]

During the sponsor, Schlatt has “I love Money” on the whiteboard lol

[@somenerd727]

Why else would you accept a sponsor from that joke of a game

[@luj6455]

@@somenerd727 yeah they basically think that making a completely unbalanced game is good because it has op characters

[@somenerd727]

Grulden Experiance I just think the whole premise of the game is stupid. The gameplay has no depth or enjoyability. It’s just a clicking game to waste time.

[@tonynguyen5795]

Some Nerd he needs that money to buy keyboards

[@somenerd727]

Tony Nguyen Schlatt said they cost 2$

[@jonny_san_]

5:08 Tiger Woods was injured from another car accident just today and I instantly came back to this moment

[@sara-li5ou]

LMAOOO SAME

[@TheWither129]

Alt Title: Grown man has mental breakdown while playing digital sports and simultaneously trying to rap as well as impersonate Tiger Woods

[@yata3826]

Alternative title: Jschlatt lyrically expressing his homosexuality while roleplaying as tiger woods in wii sports for 11 mins straight.

[@Adam-bz7hi]

for 11 mins gay*

[@millsjaco]

mood

[@JFK_Speedwagon]

11 mins gay*

[@doctordisco5814]

DAVE STRIDER

[@pokeparkwiipikachusadventure]

@@doctordisco5814 homestuck doesnt need to be here please

[@eliteminor1529]

My uncle was a rappist but no one knew then the police wanted him to do a concert at the police station he went away and I haven’t seen him for 5 years he must be pretty popular there!!

[@marcuscobar]

5:11 "they call me Tiger Woods, my driving skills really ain't that good" that didn't age very well now did it

[@mickclose7685]

all of you saying "wyoming doesn't exist": do those packages look like they come from a place that exists???

[@asphaltshingles8594]

yes, many of the candies come from Japan, which every good Christian knows is fake.

[@aidinroe4537]

Idk but the USPS won't exist for much longer

[@ilhandaanish2381]

Aidin Roe too soon

[@Misanthropolis]

@@aidinroe4537 Not like it had a purpose since most people use different delivery services.

[@aidinroe4537]

@@Misanthropolis it does have a purpose for people who live in rural areas that every other delivery service refuses to deliver to

[@KolyatheJester]

7:26 is just beautiful ✨

[@edude9162]

2:53 I would literally die if Rhett and link copyright striked this video because of this

[@nolandbeyond6230]

Jschlatt: that was a straight shot. Also Jschlatt: immediately makes a gay joke after.

[@blackbob1576]

but still nohomo after all right?

[@toilaconhaisam3037]

@@blackbob1576 he didnt said nohomo

[@liamwoodfield5310]

That is indeed what happened

[@AFoxGuy]

Ba bo be bopsbada

[@SuperPurplePancakes]

Rhett and Link would be honoured that their rap battle hosts the only rap line you know lmfaoo

[@TheCasilyoko]

I was wondering if i were the only one to catch that :DD

[@jesuscrust4172]

I watched that video recently. It does not hold up in current year

[@ethan2k297]

THAT SONG WAS A BAP

[@Phawx_]

Nerd vs Geek

[@burrsoup]

@Kaski Me too!

[@keepingitclassy3185]

5:15 hits different after his second wreck

[@suned3128]

I am so elated that Schlatt rapped Hank Green’s verse in Rhett and Link’s “Nerd vs Geek.” Thank you Buddha my day has been made.

[@benchesworth7750]

Schlatts tweet about "Emailed from iPhone" takes a much more personal level now

[@outsomnia]

Jschlatt: *Types "Tigger"* *Realises what he just wrote* "No"

[@regularusername5516]

The fear

[@snowleopard9463]

Nate Higgers wants to know your location

[@frogaroo]

4:09

[@steelrain714]

@@snowleopard9463 Nuck figgers

[@idress8340]

/Vigger

[@lolasmith7221]

The “my driving skills really aren’t that good” definitely has a different meaning in light of recent events.

[@firepowder]

OH MY GOD. THIS IS THE SOURCE OF THE BEAT TO "I killed Sam/And then I went/Under the land/Into the vent/Where I hid/From what I did". Holy shit

[@kieranmorris]

HEY HE KINDA LOOKS LIKE THE CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS GUY

[@matty74]

He is the cloudy with a chance of meatballs guy

[@chromso]

@UC1E88zNQ1qpdmz-TS1WxYBg Ok thank you for saying his Name and telling me Thanks for sharing!

[@captainace8295]

Flint lockwood?

[@mariaw4585]

Schlatt is a big lad tho, that guy was like 2 foot

[@pondwater620]

Infamous Ace no. Manny I think. The short dude with the hat that covers his eyes

[@marvienello]

"you have to hold the rap button and then you become a rappist" -jackson schlatt, 2k20

[@iamarchibald]

*2k21

[@amberhernandez]

jimothy*

[@oliveoil9485]

joshua*

[@robertdoan4243]

john*

[@ilovesmelling]

@@iamarchibald ye

[@ailffncoofsu4923]

Watching this right after tiger got into a really bad accident is weirdly cathartic

[@shalynsacco2776]

"OH MY GOD YOU HAVE TO HOLD THE RAP BUTTON, THEN YOU BECOME A RAPPIST" uh lmao

[@babyishkayla6300]

“thinking about become a rappist”

[@ilovebigtimerush]

when you forget a p 🤪🤪

[@kamrynedits7797]

I read this wrong

[@bappo7535]

this is the biggest scam in US history

[@fm.burbank8461]

#1 big time rush fan rapppist?

[@Ake-TL]

Like good old 1999.

[@jont6942]

“Thinking about becoming a rappist. Sent from my iPhone”

[@gemarkss]

Rappist has one p too much.

[@saibopcur6088]

Gemarkss 😳😳😳 wuh oh

[@jahbozo3231]

Ok bud👍

[@CentralGaming131]

Jschlatt, all jokes aside, I just wanted to say that I love the work and content you're putting out. Please don't overwork yourself. Take care, have a fantastic day.

[@AydanM]

5:09 topical.

[@ccee3860]

You can tell how old this video is because he doesn’t even have the cutout of the pope yet.. and his cardboard desk is still in tact

[@cydneymiller7642]

this comment out of context...schlatts channel is really something else

[@Erik_coolman]

Schlaty waits for the juicy sponsors

[@kamrynedits7797]

It also says August 5 on the wii

[@spencykings3182]

@@kamrynedits7797 it also says 2007

[@waytiator9302]

“You hold down the rap button and you become a rap-ist” I’m dead

[@some1else947]

That joke make me have a good laugh

[@lakasm1200]

Every women that was unlucky and met rap mike on the streets past bedtime is too

[@nprnilk]

6:35 Schlatt tells himself this every night.

[@okdarius]

7:11 Seeing the WII character also shaking had me dying for some odd reason

[@loddzee]

At this stage I'm actually not sure if JSchlatt is slowly coming out or he's joking

[@satannn]

thats the point that im also at. perhaps a bicon since he chose love alex’s love or host before.

[@ancard3118]

well we all know he's a furry, if he's gay too that'd have been double epic

[@baldahahgsbxhsbadvsgv]

lol same

[@squidspecs]

yes

[@lewisbaitup6352]

Both... hes breaking physics

[@aspecthenry3995]

“Every bar I spit comes out the wrong way or maybe I’m just trying to tell you that I’m gay- BOWLING” felt that 😞

[@vampirenzo]

*straight shots* schlatt- “I’m gonna have some trouble with this-“

[@hNotDark]

10:42 the way he said "i got upset at wii sports" makes my day 100% better

[@hNotDark]

sorry, wii sport. notice the missing s

[@Eluvix]

Wait how did you get a package from a place that doesn't exist?

[@saibopcur6088]

I don’t know man

[@thomasbanks9828]

Wyoming is a chunk error

[@FrankyDise]

How is someone living in wyoming when they're all going homing

[@8oku]

The guy is under the witness protection program. He witnessed Schlatts videos. Now 83 different mob bosses want him dead.

[@whitehownkey4460]

Error 404 place not found

[@jared3316]

I love how schlatt can say anything he wants and I still dont know any actual shit abt him

[@PugCuber]

7:39 I feel you, Schlatt. As a lefty, I know exactly how you feel.

[@_casanova]

Hey, us lefty's rise up and kill all the righty's, then we will all be lefty's. Just me? Okay.

[@davisthedaviskids2574]

As another lefty, Uh, I'm here. Idk what to say

[@thetntgirlanimation]

I also feel schlatt

[@Chan-fm4mc]

Congrats on 1 mil shlatt

[@meltossmedia]

"I'll make his favorite color white" You've avoided so many jokes that could've got you cancelled, I'm impressed

[@willevensen7130]

4:10

[@willevensen7130]

He wanted it

[@justanotheranimationchanne5725]

@@willevensen7130 nah he’s just illiterate

[@tylerb3733]

I'm like 90% sure that the "Wyoming guy" is my dad.

[@Nico-qi2ik]

Wait why do you think he's your dad

[@michaell.]

The dudes name is Wyoming guy that doesn’t mean he lives there

[@metroidcum]

Please be true Tyler Blevins

[@kamrynedits7797]

ddddfcvvgv why

[@tylerb3733]

@@Nico-qi2ik Because my dad lives in Wyoming, he collects video games and this is absolutely something he would do.

[@uncertain3121]

the tiger woods stuff aged like milk after today.

[@mlerm1905]

Sorry if I’m being dumb but what happened?

[@uncertain3121]

@@mlerm1905 he got in a really bad car crash yesterday and nearly died. hes ok but hes in the hospital

[@mlerm1905]

@@uncertain3121 damn that sucks, glad he’s ok tho

[@joshc5613]

I hope Schlatt comes back to play the rest of the sports in the game, I think he'd have a lot of fun with the airplane minigame, maybe he can even reenact the events that transpired in New York in 2001

[@Minebama]

There is no funny guy from Wyoming, Schlatt. Wyoming is not real. Wake up.

[@jfk8745]

The man from Wyoming is a messager from limbo

[@notatroll7128]

What is Minebama's middle name?

[@Spooklton]

Minebama You ruined the Minecraft economy..

[@thomasbanks9828]

Wyoming is a chunk error

[@bautistacano4085]

Ok bud 👍

[@honeycombc]

I used to play Wii Tennis with my grandma. Good times. She’s not dead I just don’t have a Wii anymore.

[@mish6900]

rip wii

[@joedartonthefenderbass]

She wanted it all for herself

[@thisusernameisaslong]

Sorry for your loss

[@litteralyjustsam5262]

shout out to Wii

[@honeycombc]

Barnicle Sauce :: anyone who has/had a Wii is a true gamer.

[@muffinsk-9922]

This is the first jshlatt video I’ve ever watched and I’m dying laughing

[@gorillagaming3783]

7:04 Me when the poop dealer has a 50% discount

[@blazer_nation7718]

the out of focus dutch angle when he breaks the keyboard tho, art.

[@duck8316]

At this point he doesn’t even have to make a joke we just know what he’s thinking

[@2brayzy]

schlatt reminds me of chill poofesure

[@elizabethhoulihan1416]

7:16 when god says that you can have one more life

[@cuauhtemocramirez710]

The fact that he had to tell his manager, *on camera* ,that he got mad at wii sports made me lose it I love schlatts content

[@RUforrealsJosh]

“Do you even know what URL means” finally someone speaks the truth

[@frogaroo]

2:56

[@13gudadod]

I first heard irl instead of url

[@cernunnos8917]

i lost it when i heard the reference

[@poey2811]

@@cernunnos8917 dude rhett and link nerd vs geek rap battle will always be a classic

[@deffonotanne8461]

THE WHOLE TIGER WOODS DRIVE JOKE DID NOT AGE WELL- THAT'S FOR SURE-

[@SaturnHunter_]

2:58 wow.. no one is gonna comment on the Rhett and Link reference?

[@bigcloudinthesky]

7:14 that was genuine relief.

[@nic4234]

As a lefty - school desks are incredibly frustrating. Especially when there's only 2 left-handed desks in a classroom and right-handers take them..

[@JonathanGarcia-js9pb]

Do you sort people by their main hands

[@22average80]

amen my fellow left handed brethren

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

Right-handers lol

[@sleepyless6795]

Being left handed sucks, because when you write- everything gets smudged. Also- every damn tool on this planet is made for righties. When i was younger, i would write normally with my left hand- but i would write backwards with my right hand. My teacher used to put my writing up to a mirror to read it properly. So i was told to just use my left hand to write and so i became dominant with my left hand.

[@skooter__]

And everyone who you mention being left-handed to start saying 'OmG yOur sO lUcKy ArE yOu rEAllY a LEftiE?'

[@veintrain8072]

1 MIL LETS FUCKING GO Been with you since day 1 of Smp and I love your channel man. Keep it up. Trust me man, this is just the start and you've got so much to achieve and don't let life stop you man.

[@mandozzz__]

Congrats on 1 million 🥳🥳

[@therealsaltysebba9958]

Who else thinks this guy looks like the short guy from Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs?

[@CERESx3]

Manny?

[@quekscoop5601]

Check his insta

[@vps8008]

he looks like the child of Captain Sparkles and Logan from Big Time Rush

[@mvpidzioni]

Now I can tell this was recorded so long ago "Eboys are gay but I'm gay too"

[@davidedoubled4186]

6:26 shows Schlatt becoming a real golfer

[@OblivionAfton]

10:12 i know how you feel man

[@DiscoManSam]

Schlatt and Wyoming Guy's steamy relationship is going to war with my heterosexuality.

[@ennovandam9877]

“Thinking about crashing my 2009 Cadillac Escalade into a fire hydrant”

[@dylandelval5323]

About to hit 1 mil babyyyyyy

[@castles1857]

don’t think I didn’t notice the soft murmur of chopin’s prelude in e minor (opus 28, no. 4)

[@strawbebbies4357]

for the rap mike schlatt should’ve brought back the greatest lyrics “I’m not gay i’d just like a golden shower”

[@madsvstheworld]

diggin your grave call me minecraft steve

[@flamingstallion]

No nerd vs geek rap battle is better