ok but props to ted for making youtuber merch that you can actually wear out in public without embarrassing yourself
@s0up_r8823 жыл бұрын
based
@TedNivison3 жыл бұрын
that's been the goal from the start, I appreciate that I'm doing a good job! the next merch/clothing project will be just as good if not better
@citriceball3 жыл бұрын
that is too true
@yerman05643 жыл бұрын
Are you saying you wouldn't be proud to wear 'Fund the Balls' in public?
@starryu__3 жыл бұрын
seriously that’s the main reason i just spent too much money on it
@uraveragehypochondriac643 жыл бұрын
the amount of second hand embarrassment I felt while schlatt was telling the heaven or hell billboard guy his unfortunate circumstance-
@hmminterestinginterestingi30233 жыл бұрын
Unfortunate Circumcision
@MercivalPrime3 жыл бұрын
Circumcise me Captain
@Mreoewwmrow3 жыл бұрын
i would like to also reserve a spot fory circumcision
@account65303 жыл бұрын
Read my name......sjsbdvdhd
@fries58493 жыл бұрын
I literally skipped that part in the video because I couldn’t handle it
@lenahoppus3 жыл бұрын
as an ohioan i'm so glad someone's FINALLY talking about how i need to drive across the michigan border every single day for breakfast lunch and dinner
@midwestapprentice19043 жыл бұрын
Its nice to see people finally talking about how michigan is in fact superior
@erinlmao66693 жыл бұрын
as a michigander, stay here. take refuge
@castielstark81193 жыл бұрын
Also As an ohioan, as much as we hate Michigan, it is indeed our salvation
@tvb32653 жыл бұрын
As a Michigander I would like to announce that the welcome center has vending machines for you
@adphilm25773 жыл бұрын
I’d rather eat breakfast in Kentucky
@spaced-out68043 жыл бұрын
Ted's look of disbelief when someone actually picked up and started preaching to schlatt while charlie laughs is the best thing i've ever seen
@stratford13 жыл бұрын
One of the only times ive ever cried laughing at something.
@spaced-out68043 жыл бұрын
@@stratford1 same, schlatt calling random numbers is amazing
@Xentipiiides3 жыл бұрын
thanks mewo
@spaced-out68043 жыл бұрын
@@Xentipiiides of course
@FunnnyBird8013 жыл бұрын
I actually fell out of my chair
@NyxFlyingFox Жыл бұрын
Schlatt’s phone calls are the most Sleepover Core thing. Him going so far with the big while Charlie and Ted are red in the face crying and laughing is so amazing
@grimcreeper13073 жыл бұрын
The other day I broke down laughing while I was driving, because I saw probably the largest billboard I've ever seen, and as I crept up on this absolute behemoth of billboards, I saw, in Comic Sans font... "Jesus."
@bubblepopva3 жыл бұрын
*Jesus.*
@lukebell47383 жыл бұрын
We live in the greatest timeline.
@boohoobibsi3 жыл бұрын
now that is a religious experience in-of-itself
@ayerooown3 жыл бұрын
*Jesus*
@richmit71543 жыл бұрын
gezus
@musiciminecraft3 жыл бұрын
I love how they say “we should call the number” as a joke and schlatt is like BET
@polar84692 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@the_new_abnormal172 жыл бұрын
second time as well
@Josmusicandcovers82852 жыл бұрын
Schlatt the kinda guy to prank call pizza shops and have them answer each other
@rebscx3 жыл бұрын
Man schlatt talking about Chinese finger traps on the phone with that guy was the funniest shit I've seen recently sweet jesus
@Bumblebee-qj9ui3 жыл бұрын
same lmao
@juniorcucumber67573 жыл бұрын
FR I KNOWWW
@axolotlwithhands3 жыл бұрын
His ability to not burst out laughing during was astounding
@lucase64073 жыл бұрын
As a Christian, I find that funny. I feel like those billboards try to simplify things a bit too much. It sends a message of hate and anger and doesn't properly explain what sin is (it's not some measurement of evil, it's simply the act of disobeying God). I think it was a little disrespectful, but it was still pretty darn funny.
@lukebell47383 жыл бұрын
@@lucase6407 It wasn't disrespectful. The people that run these billboards try to be predatory by threatening people with a literal lake of fire to get people to convert so they can get brownie points in heaven
@spyguy8882 жыл бұрын
That priest or whatever that was talking to Schlatt was actually really professional. I respect that he didn’t laugh or get noticeably upset when they said that.
@jayleighbear7 ай бұрын
i think it’s because the goal is to convert people sadly. sounded like a very friendly guy but the reality is that the people that work at those places are pretty brainwashed and they don’t want to risk ANYONE turning away. plus i’m sure they receive a million prank calls a day
@worldofhunter16364 ай бұрын
Give this man a reply! It's been 1 year!
@RTSfan-ee5lt4 ай бұрын
@@worldofhunter1636true that
@bpkdon3 ай бұрын
Amen
@wishing4nuclearwinter3 жыл бұрын
Ohio’s famous “HELL IS REAL” billboard is actually just warning you that Ohio itself is hell due to all of the hunger
@amygdal.a3 жыл бұрын
*Nothing can stop hunger in Ohio.*
@AE-mk9bb3 жыл бұрын
THE HELL IS REAL BILLBOARD MEANS IM HALFWAY TO MY GRANDPARENTS
@PigeonRat2623 жыл бұрын
As a person from Ohio, can confirm. Ohio is hell.
@jj_jester3 жыл бұрын
I have seen one in Kentucky lmao
@ImpassiveCanine3 жыл бұрын
As a Pennsylvanian we dedicate our lives to keeping Ohio at bay from our border
@emilythigpen21322 жыл бұрын
I love how Ted is the parent, Charlie is the teenager, and Shlatt is a child who somehow has access to an adult vocabulary and bank account
@rambbler2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt is Boss Baby.
@emilythigpen21322 жыл бұрын
@@rambbler oh my god I never thought about that and now I wanna make an edit
@TeathKettle2 жыл бұрын
Ok but boss baby, Tim Templeton, and the curvaceous mom????
@Purpurpillars Жыл бұрын
@@rambbler schlatt is Alec baldwin confirmed
@thedingboat5827 Жыл бұрын
@@TeathKettle Curvaceous? 🤨📸
@squooshy29993 жыл бұрын
i need more of jschlatt calling random businesses its fucking great
@meking18083 жыл бұрын
They've gotta do this I'm crying rn it's so good
@chair23552 жыл бұрын
300 CHINESE FINGER TRAPS
@the_new_abnormal172 жыл бұрын
it was in the bumper stickers video as well lmao
@joshc56132 жыл бұрын
"REPENT OR BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!"
@thaliacrafts4072 жыл бұрын
Imagine in he teamed up with one of those KZbinrs that prank Nigerian scammers
@themcnuggetguy Жыл бұрын
ok but who else wants a 5 hour (thank you Donald38) loop of schlatt continuously screaming "CHINESE FINGER TRAPS"
@scruffbagg Жыл бұрын
chinese finger traps
@meganlobe7880 Жыл бұрын
Me
@cloiesmith Жыл бұрын
Yessss
@halloweenlover1031 Жыл бұрын
300 CHINESE FINGER TRAPS
@MagsJaz Жыл бұрын
Not wants… _needs_
@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere3 жыл бұрын
“300 Chinese Finger Traps” “Nails and Brads: Built to Last” both excellent band names
@richmit71543 жыл бұрын
they sound like death grips songs
@gaben64623 жыл бұрын
That Chinese finger-trap bit had to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
@rubyred35803 жыл бұрын
I was high and I lost my mind
@bionicleocculusstudio25153 жыл бұрын
As a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, I also found it funny. I laughed pretty hard, I should repent now.
@mayoroftoontown3 жыл бұрын
@@bionicleocculusstudio2515 relatable
@untitledidiot79703 жыл бұрын
@@bionicleocculusstudio2515 same
@lepurpleboi32663 жыл бұрын
300 Chinese Finger Traps
@AncientAltF43 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, I like bacon." **flashback** _"Would you rather unlimited bacon, but no games. Or games, unlimited game, but no games."_
@shrimpster43 жыл бұрын
The bacon games bit is favorite puppy
@iampotatogaming1686 Жыл бұрын
Im not going to lie, the knocking at the "charlie is at your house" meme freaked me the fuck out. It sounded too realistic
@veronicacervantes8863 Жыл бұрын
creeps me out since with headphones you could clearly hear from which direction the knocking is coming from.
@sigma9-11 Жыл бұрын
i was watching it while waiting for my mate to come over and she knocked like a second after the sound effect and i almost shat myself
@AltF-io3dy Жыл бұрын
There wasn’t any knocking in the video, you guys okay?
@iampotatogaming1686 Жыл бұрын
@AltF-io3dy Nah don't gaslight me like that man 😭😭😭😭
@callie-flower3177 Жыл бұрын
i read this right before it happened and it still caught me off guard and made me jump HELP
@cooper69403 жыл бұрын
Why does Charlie constantly look like he will burst out into tears at any given moment
@minaashido97143 жыл бұрын
Because he probably is 😅
@Vinzmannn3 жыл бұрын
He also sounds like it
@bigguy41012 жыл бұрын
that also applies to me
@dumbpossum84612 жыл бұрын
I SAID THIS BEFIRE ITS SO TRUE THOUGH
@crispest_npc2 жыл бұрын
I saw a comment that said that his expression never really changes - and it checks out
@snakesicle78602 жыл бұрын
the fact that schlatt is talking to a real person and not just a bot... i deeply congratulate the man for his courage to confess his sins and cleanse himself.
@thaliacrafts4072 жыл бұрын
There is no cleansing the shame of 300 Chinese fingertraps
@CleanVGC2 жыл бұрын
He didn't confess the Cold case of 1999...
@merasmurry14602 жыл бұрын
@@CleanVGC It's not a cold case, we all know who did it, we just can't prosecute them due to them have friends in the government.
@cynicat742 жыл бұрын
@@merasmurry1460 And, you won't be able to persecute him again after 23rd October 2025
@merasmurry14602 жыл бұрын
@@cynicat74 It just never ends with this big guy, when will the victims get closure?
@nessatpwk72053 жыл бұрын
it’s so cool to see you giving smaller youtubers a platform ted i hope Jchat and Slimecycle get growth from this, maybe they can start larger projects like a podcast something !
@agnozythehearthead3 жыл бұрын
Or maybe some of them gonna play minecraft, ngl they are a bit funny
@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy3 жыл бұрын
Slickcycle and JayClap
@shwankypistachio2823 жыл бұрын
I’m chuckling so hard I’m choking on my sandwich * cough cough*
@Peterbuilt2003 жыл бұрын
Ted, Schlatt and Slimecicle have a podcast together called the Chuckle Sandwich.
@citriceball3 жыл бұрын
that would be so cool if they got bigger!
@bumblebeerror9019 Жыл бұрын
Schlatt’s absolute IRON GRIP on his poker face to be able to say all that to a real ass person as Charlie and Ted are giggling
@hitox2battosai3 жыл бұрын
Assignment: Make custom billboards Ted: *does the assignment* Schlatt: *does extra credit* Charlie: “The fuck was the assignment again?”
@brookeeveans9484 Жыл бұрын
This is the funniest comment someone has ever made. . . *why am I the first reply >:[*
@mewcat6419 Жыл бұрын
@@brookeeveans9484 you no longer are the only reply
@AryFemMtF Жыл бұрын
@@mewcat6419 nor are you
@thatoneguy9582 Жыл бұрын
@@AryFemMtF hi im also here
@AryFemMtF Жыл бұрын
@@thatoneguy9582 ello!
@EnderianBlue3 жыл бұрын
This is why Charlie is my favorite human being. Literally the dumbest pun in existence but it brings him so much joy to watch his friends souls crumble from it. That is what I aspire to be like.
@4xdblack3 жыл бұрын
What do you do with a broken clock? You tic it to the toctor
@CoraCreates3 жыл бұрын
:) yes exactly.
@skyriver95253 жыл бұрын
@@4xdblack Perfect.
@skyriver95253 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@ninjakittens99963 жыл бұрын
roger seems like an actually nice guy that you can talk to, he didnt even chuckle when schlatt told him his sin
@WyvernRex20992 жыл бұрын
I love your profile picture so much
@BonkVibin2 жыл бұрын
Thats what I was thinking lmaooo He didn't come off judgmental and took the statement as a genuine ask for help.
@CardCatCardboard2 жыл бұрын
I feel like he was in too much shock at the fact that somebody did that to say anything else
@AnEldritchBeing2 жыл бұрын
@@CardCatCardboard No no no, that's just a very common thing. He has to hear someone asking about that every day, he's just used to it. He's so numb to it he doesn't even answer anymore.
@matthewbaang87492 жыл бұрын
He sounds like a Christian you could actually hang out with. Sure he could lecture you about God every now and then but he'll be down to chill to have a good conversation with you
@rollinprogress95662 жыл бұрын
1 year later, and I still, with every fiber of my being, cannot believe Schlatt actually followed through on the finger trap bit on that call
@olliebird189110 ай бұрын
2 years later, and still, I start WRITHING with second hand embarrassment when I hear that phone call.
@ARandomEliatrope9 ай бұрын
I break out into hysterical laughter every time
@floofydergen15616 ай бұрын
TC by ù
@scarlett_ink3 жыл бұрын
schlatt is truly iconic, I've never seen someone commit to the bit more than he does. Great vid as always Ted
@blankbrim3 жыл бұрын
Jerma
@account65303 жыл бұрын
Read my name......sjshehw
@rabalabadingdong84432 жыл бұрын
I live for charlies laugh at 14:04. Its just the perfect expression of the feeling you have when youre trying to act ashamed of a bad joke but you just love it too much to stay serious
@authenticcloud5202 жыл бұрын
Trueeee- 🥺
@alrightatgames2 жыл бұрын
But now he regrets it because he's going to fuckin Ohio
@OmarSamim-ug8kg Жыл бұрын
ad
@ParadoxPerson02 Жыл бұрын
I've seen this video like 5 times, and it took me until just now to get the joke. What is wrong with me? XD
@platysai2 жыл бұрын
The guy on the phone said “you’ll be cast into the fiery pits of hell” with such a happy tone, I have so much respect for that man
@dankcatsmemes92199 ай бұрын
The tone of your you’ll be cast into the fiery pit of hell, the guy was just so casual about it
@Not_Luke_5 Жыл бұрын
5:36 I am shocked that schlatt was able to keep a straight face
@KittyThaliaX233 жыл бұрын
I lay here weeping openly, thanking the stars for aligning. The angels sing, heralding a new Ted Nivison video. There is a dove. For a brief moment, the world is at peace.
@mazarine_443 жыл бұрын
how profoundly poetic
@gorecrystalhellfire37703 жыл бұрын
beautiful, like you
@w.s65253 жыл бұрын
what da dove doin?
@PajamaOperator3 жыл бұрын
@@w.s6525 love how every comment is a compliment then this guy comes outta nowhere w “what da dove doin” lmaoo
@thewhitepicketfence91363 жыл бұрын
your pfp brings me joy
@CosmicWaffles3 жыл бұрын
Wow Schlatt, Charlie and ted are so funny, they should start a podcast.
@fishfrompIuto3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that would be 100% favourite puppy
@TedNivison3 жыл бұрын
I'm about to blow the roof off your whole world
@CosmicWaffles3 жыл бұрын
@@TedNivison what are you trying to tell me mr milk man
@uhoh54643 жыл бұрын
@@TedNivison a threat? That’s to be expected from someone like you “Ted”
@NoThisIsAxolotrick3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it could be about chuckling, and sandwiches!
@aceknowles88413 жыл бұрын
Someone commented that Ted is Chaotic Good, Charlie is Chaotic Neutral, and Schlatt is Chaotic Evil, on a different video. I just feel like it works for this video too.
@mediocresizedmac76753 жыл бұрын
ok
@arlosayshello92593 жыл бұрын
i agree with this statement
@CHEESEDADDY2 жыл бұрын
idk ted is chaotic neutral and charlie is lawfull good
@the-amazing-karnak2 жыл бұрын
Charlie is so chaotic good like istg-
@the_new_abnormal172 жыл бұрын
holy shit you're right
@Mcytinnit Жыл бұрын
ISTG THE FACT SCHLATT LOOKED GENUINELY EMBARRASSED WHEN MAKING THAT CALL WAS HILARIOUS I’M SURPRISED HE HAD THE BALLS TO DO IT 😂😂
@ghplayer92283 жыл бұрын
“Who’s advertising this, hot kids?” The immediate look of “oh shit I can’t laugh at this” right after accompanied with the sound effect was amazing, especially after certain people’s past histories
@dreadlordhg3603 жыл бұрын
Ok dude
@emmawiegel44273 жыл бұрын
What does this even mean?
@UhOphelia3 жыл бұрын
@@emmawiegel4427 TLDR: An old friend of theirs that used to be in a LOT of their videos is a child groomer and had several victims, thus making a joke about that would be a bad idea for one of them, since they've only in the last year managed to shake all association with that guy
@benhlooong3 жыл бұрын
@@UhOphelia 19 to 17 is pretty normal
@UhOphelia3 жыл бұрын
@@benhlooong If they were in a relationship already. From what his ex-friends say, it wasn't just a 2 year difference he went after.
@SketchUT2 жыл бұрын
I love that the phone call about Jesus implies that if schlatt just believed hard enough in Jesus, his finger trap problems would be solved. Like the moment he turned towards Jesus they would just all fall off
@merasmurry14602 жыл бұрын
Yeah I mean that's what religious people think, all the worlds problems will magically get solved if you pray to a dead man.
@haruhirogrimgar60472 жыл бұрын
I just imagine that jesus hears his prayer and goes "don't worry my child." And then just fills Schlatt's head with the most disgusting and horrific imagery possible to make him shrink up a bit to escape the trap.
@vex6517 Жыл бұрын
Memento Mori, my friends
@merasmurry1460 Жыл бұрын
@@vex6517 You're making me cry!
@KCLynn_ Жыл бұрын
@@vex6517 Memento Mori..
@eloise19168 ай бұрын
dude when the editor put the knock in i actually thought someone was at one of my windows so props to the editor for that thank you for giving me a heart atack
@probablynotyourdad46162 жыл бұрын
I mean props to Roger from Gospel Billboards for trying his gosh darn hardest with the man who stuck every part of his body that fit into a Chinese finger trap.
@jenkinsfamily22293 жыл бұрын
I thought nothing could beat 1-880-eat-shit, but heaven/hell has won me over. Holy crap, that was hilarious
@lilywillow-79513 жыл бұрын
holy crap. haha
@apifructusest24013 жыл бұрын
There's one of those billboards with the same number near where I live
@myrylth3 жыл бұрын
@@apifructusest2401 that's awesome
@burp20193 жыл бұрын
should have called back about bacon cigarettes
@account65303 жыл бұрын
Read my name......sueuehe
@sambish39613 жыл бұрын
For non-ohioans, the unending hunger is why we live in a sea of corn. We have to take our harvests across the nearest state border and eat it there.
@lemonsanddonuts57453 жыл бұрын
This just in, the mayor of Ohio has declared that it is now illegal to consume anything of nutritional value within the borders of Ohio. Any person found eating inside state lines will be sentenced to no more than five years in prison, a fine not exceeding $10,000, or both.
@aliens-12763 жыл бұрын
Tell me why I just giggled at the thought of a person from Ohio, crouched down, jaw unhinged and making demonic chewing sounds in the middle of a corn field.
@-nonamer-23043 жыл бұрын
we are starving by the minute and depend on corn for food
@emocloset2 жыл бұрын
@@lemonsanddonuts5745 wtf 😭😭
@_indigorm2 жыл бұрын
As a flat lander (from Illinois) I am willing to give Ohio 50 of our finest corn fields
@lucasmcpeak1102 Жыл бұрын
Charlie and Ethan Nestor are examples of a personality type that are required for every friend group
@SolFrFr3 жыл бұрын
the flash of worry in ted's eyes whenever he tells schlatt its his turn showing his billboard speaks volumes.
@zayamoone2 жыл бұрын
As a Christian, Schlatt calling the gospel billboard number was one of the most anxiety-inducing but hysterical things I've ever witnessed
@froggy5748 Жыл бұрын
I can’t even imagine being the poor guy that isn’t being paid enough to deal with this lmao
@juliamavroidi8601 Жыл бұрын
@@froggy5748 I'm super concerned he may be an unpaid volunteer
@pastadeadman4594 Жыл бұрын
@@juliamavroidi8601 they're paid with God's love 🙏
@kgdahbf909 Жыл бұрын
@@pastadeadman4594 thats funny
@Felix_Vincent Жыл бұрын
I have really strong second hand embarrassment so i literally had to skip over that part 😂
@anaccount43542 жыл бұрын
Charlie's first two just carried him throughout the chaos afterwards. I'd give the pun man my vote.
@joshc56132 жыл бұрын
the "You are going to need car insurance in approximately 5 seconds" billboard is by far the funniest one in the whole video
@grimla7883 Жыл бұрын
ive been really sick with a very nasty cough for the last few days, and i actually laughed so hard at schlatts call with roger that i had a particularly violent coughing fit that was about two minutes long where i was half convinced i was going to choke to death. i think it severely enhanced the viewing experience.
@cooliostarstache6992 Жыл бұрын
the call didn’t get me, but this comment did im glad you survived 😌🙏
@cerestries92643 жыл бұрын
7 seconds in, saw the merch ad, screamed, bought a sweatshirt, and resumed the video. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
@thewhitepicketfence91363 жыл бұрын
i swear to fuck i'm gonna force feed you cement never say ted talk again
@cerestries92643 жыл бұрын
@@thewhitepicketfence9136 jeez ok
@fleepfloop6613 жыл бұрын
ha
@darci68103 жыл бұрын
my favourite episode of “the boys look at something” so far
@Annoying_Onyx3 жыл бұрын
Sameeeeee I love the series “The boys look at something”
@fatbjpenn3 жыл бұрын
i thought there were only 2
@mr_avokado_man3 жыл бұрын
they literally made a prank call. That was so funny and incredibly wholesome. Just a couple of friends doing a prank call!
@ArtWithAWaddle3 жыл бұрын
You know what's crazy that build board is around where I live
@isaactrockman44179 ай бұрын
@@ArtWithAWaddlethey’re all over the Midwest
@andrewmast93042 жыл бұрын
Upon seeing Charlie's final billboard, a friend I was watching this with just said "Billboard" and we died laughing
@mildlymarvelous3 жыл бұрын
As a Christian who believes in sharing God’s unconditional love with all people… Schlatt’s “NO” billboard made me die laughing because that’s just… yeah that’s how way too many Christians act
@thewhitepicketfence91363 жыл бұрын
yo a christian who doesn't hate people for being who they are??? that's epic
@bibbytenbillion3 жыл бұрын
@@thewhitepicketfence9136 the double gulp cup for the human body wholesome and nutritious food
@carsonbell13543 жыл бұрын
@@thewhitepicketfence9136 I believe at this point there's a lot more good Christians out there than the homophobes and transphobes. It's just that the bad Christians are louder.
@cabnbeeschurgr64403 жыл бұрын
@@carsonbell1354 this is the thing with many communities
@writingmystory23243 жыл бұрын
I felt that definitely! Yeah, alot of us Christians just go...'nah'
@tyukiarctic66263 жыл бұрын
fly high ted, your videos always made me smile, rest in piece🕊
@TedNivison3 жыл бұрын
What
@tyukiarctic66263 жыл бұрын
@@TedNivison oh my god ted, i thought- i thought aiden and nick- killed you
@Sonicdude33 жыл бұрын
@@tyukiarctic6626 Actually i killed him
@MiniMia482 жыл бұрын
@@TedNivison holy shit it’s a ghost
@jj02mc272 жыл бұрын
this week on Paranormal Adventures
@a_good_username71753 жыл бұрын
I was laughing at the "CHARLIE IS IN YOUR HOUSE YOU CANNOT HIDE" until i heard the knock then i paniced and realised it was the video edit: for the people who wonder where it is, i forgor 💀 sorry :( edit #2: i remembr: its at 3:41
@Bandittofficial3 жыл бұрын
Dude, I nearly pissed myself lmao
@goldenslayer21873 жыл бұрын
That was the video?
@lauraklovborg63 жыл бұрын
When there’s a window beside you AND you still look
@ponful45963 жыл бұрын
when ?
@spidrluvr8883 жыл бұрын
thank god for this comment I'm high as a mf 😩
@colt3802 жыл бұрын
“As a former male who lives in Ohio, All your claims about this awful state are true. Truly nothing can end hunger in Ohio and I am reminded everyday.”
@michaeloconnell89752 жыл бұрын
That knock sound at 3:45 was so realistic it had me looking around for whoever did it
@brookeb45632 жыл бұрын
I legit though someone was outside knocking on my window right next to me, I was terrified
@WindyWithoutTheIButAnE2 жыл бұрын
@@brookeb4563 It's 4 in the morning and I heard it from my window. I'm with ya! 😭😭 Legit almost cried!
@brookeb45632 жыл бұрын
@@WindyWithoutTheIButAnE worst part is I live on the second floor
@kaiperkins92922 жыл бұрын
@@brookeb4563 bro, I live on the third and still rewound the video to double check. The terror.
@meredithrose83842 жыл бұрын
me too jesus
@rosieknight61443 жыл бұрын
the Chinese finger trap bit with the phone Christian is the funniest thing I've ever watched
@gamenuck42883 жыл бұрын
Damn straight holy shit man that was hilarious
@frankinator39113 жыл бұрын
“PHONE CHRISTIAN” HAHA
@Art__E3 жыл бұрын
I was actually crying on the floor and my mom walked downstairs and thought I was seriously hurt
@lukamotel34463 жыл бұрын
Finally, a use for some random niche knowledge I have! We had some of the Ugly Kids billboards in Milwaukee, WI. For a while it was just them, not sure if it was to pique interest or spark outrage so people would call in to radio shows or some other tactic, but eventually they put up the second signs a few billboards down from the ugly kids ones that said "Grow up to become DJs" with pictures of three of the current djs for a local radio station …no idea if the kid pictures were actually them, but yeah, haha. I’ve heard that this specific ad campaign was in other states too, but I’ve personally never seen them anywhere else
@reharm_reality3 жыл бұрын
That's wild
@maximusthedude83053 жыл бұрын
This give me more questions than answers…
@lukamotel34463 жыл бұрын
@@maximusthedude8305 outrage marketing, maybe? Idk lol but whatever the reason, it worked cos I still vividly remember it haha.
@conmattang84923 жыл бұрын
Really?? I've been in milwaukee for a while and havent seen this
@lukamotel34463 жыл бұрын
@@conmattang8492 yep, it hasn’t been around for years though. I know one of em was for fm1021
@northstargaming49152 жыл бұрын
In the first 30 seconds, Ted managed to convince me to get rid of billboards.
@slightlydistressedslug66274 ай бұрын
Well do it then
@jessiekasper73363 жыл бұрын
Disappointed they didn’t react to the “HELL IS REAL” billboard in Ohio
@lepurpleboi32663 жыл бұрын
Yeah, kinda hoping for that tbh
@thebigdant62103 жыл бұрын
Arguably best billboard in the country, it’s pretty much a religious artifact
@kiki87923 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, I'm from Southern Ohio and it's super religious down here 💀
@lukebell47383 жыл бұрын
That billboard should be regarded as a national treasure.
@large_n_widetm21163 жыл бұрын
I JUST WENT PAST THAT ON MY WAY THROUGH OHIO
@jhstudios33813 жыл бұрын
I love how wholesome the gospel guy is and then schlatt just is like” so I got these finger traps…
@deepinmythots7523 жыл бұрын
Wholesome? I could think of a bunch of words to describe how he started that conversation but wholesome definitely wouldn't be one of those.
@Joshua-pt8hb3 жыл бұрын
@@deepinmythots752 he sounded like he did believe in what he was saying as odd and weirdly overly religious it was
@pleasantox76553 жыл бұрын
The theology can be harmful in a lot of ways, but he at least sounds like he has good intentions
@sigmatheta93993 жыл бұрын
Wholesome? he literally said if you had a non-generic white name youre going to hell
@jhstudios33813 жыл бұрын
It was just a joke chill out
@puglife6583 жыл бұрын
Schlatt calling that Christian thing made me cry laughing. As a Christian, I approve wholeheartedly.
@galaxy_tripod0_03 жыл бұрын
Same here! The person on the other end did an amazing job handling it! He could have realized schlatt was trolling and could have hung up on him, but he held it together. Thats amazing! My preacher definitely would have lol.
@ecv2g3 жыл бұрын
lmao same, I too as a Christian approve 😌
@jacobmanly32343 жыл бұрын
Except He didn’t preach the gospel at all, only works it’s by grace are we saved through faith, not of any works as it’s a gift from God (Ephesians 2:8-9, Romans 11:6). Turning from sin is a work (Jonah 3:10) and that’s just keeping the law which no one is saved by (Galatians 2:16,21) We are to repent (change of mind) and believe, just as Jesus preach faith for eternal life (John 3:14-18, 3:36, 5:24, 6:40). Not turning from all your sins and living for God as that’s working your way to heaven and not relying what Jesus has done For it’s because of Jesus who died for our sins and rose again for our justification that we are saved (Romans 4:25, 1 Cor 15:1-4, 16-22) For if we put our trust into Jesus, how He paid for all our sins, we are saved. We have eternal life as our sins are all blotted out (Romans 3:23-24, 4:4-8, 5:1-2, 6-11, Colossians 2:13-14, Hebrews 10:14-18) As He saves us forever (John 6:37-40, 10:28-29, Ephesians 1:13-14) As the only thing we must do to be saved is to put our faith into Jesus for salvation, not into our works (Acts 16:30-31, John 3:16, 5:24, 6:40, Romans 10:2-4, Titus 3:5-7)
@puglife6583 жыл бұрын
@@jacobmanly3234 I was referring to schlatt when I said I approve.
@dumbpossum84613 жыл бұрын
Schlattvis catholic :)
@Qreamey2 жыл бұрын
8:53 i love how Ted laughs so hard he turns into Schlatt.
@Sergeant_DC3 жыл бұрын
That man is the goat for talking to Schlatt after he confessed to his sin.
Schlatt: "Three hundred Chinese finger traps." Me, watching this on about five hours of sleep: "...But why?"
@trisaratops87853 жыл бұрын
We may never know the TRUTH
@ari43113 жыл бұрын
im watching this on 2 hours of sleep, imagine how i feel
@jesstheawfullyhideousmess49223 жыл бұрын
Because........
@ImShmizzed3 жыл бұрын
@@ari4311 iMaGinE hOw i fEeL
@nihilisticalbino3 жыл бұрын
@@ImShmizzed"@aRi iMaGinE hOw i fEeL" .
@probablywhisper32772 жыл бұрын
Honestly Roger is such a trooper, I would have died laughing if someone had called and said that
@jjd3hner5442 жыл бұрын
Me and one of my friends called one of those hotlines and I told the guy that picked up I had a gay awakening while listening to Tyler, the creator
@ChaosRat52 жыл бұрын
@@jjd3hner544 I need to know how the rest of the convo went
@magnum_cx88052 жыл бұрын
@@jjd3hner544 You can’t just drop that and leave!
@onullo Жыл бұрын
@@jjd3hner544 you must tell us
@jennerhirata8404 Жыл бұрын
@@jjd3hner544 it’s been almost half a year, we NEED a follow up
@chese23472 жыл бұрын
5:54 no your pickle is in a finger trap
@celestite4093 жыл бұрын
How the hell was the Christian billboard dude so calm after hearing something like that!? you already know his day was absolutely ruined lmaoooo
@therese2947763 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he's heard worse :P
@cadaverous47663 жыл бұрын
he's probably been waiting at the phone for someone to call for weeks
@sbear943 жыл бұрын
@@cadaverous4766 LMFAOOOO
@sockmonkey19943 жыл бұрын
Man, Schlatt's phone confession had me laughing harder than I've laughed in a while.
@yin-sin3 жыл бұрын
Actual billboard I saw in Atlanta, Georgia: “Nut milk is not milk” No number No website No nothing Just that
@ilovegojosatoru1233 жыл бұрын
Gauajw
@becauseimbatman13913 жыл бұрын
Petition to start calling it nut juice instead
@yin-sin3 жыл бұрын
@@becauseimbatman1391 it for for food and drinks or is it something else No one would know
@liamcluett62033 жыл бұрын
The Peach Farmers must be going after the Almond Farmers again.
@oliver16163 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite billboards in my town says "you smell gas?" with a stock photo image of a wildfire on it. I know it's supposed to be a gas leak type thing but every single time I picture some dude violently letting it rip and unleashing hellfire from his ass.
@chair2355 Жыл бұрын
“Schlatt’s” pronunciation of “soder” gave me a new level of lust for violence I never knew I could have
@jimblesmckimbles3 жыл бұрын
The knocking at 3:46 genuinely jump-scared me. Great Video Ted!
@jameskimble64533 жыл бұрын
Me 2. Good vid.
@wardulens76073 жыл бұрын
It was right where my window would be, which scared me more, because it's 22:00 and I live on the second floor
@kiruuttori85393 жыл бұрын
@@wardulens7607 almost same for me, its currently 1.00 and the knocking came from a wall, which has nothing behind it, just air. I don't know, if I have turned ever around that fast.
@vionavelsviklongva54533 жыл бұрын
It sounds so real
@wallabyj3 жыл бұрын
SAME, it sounded like it was the wall exactly to my right, and I have surround headphones on. That fucked me up.
@LucidProtean3 жыл бұрын
Note to self: DON'T attempt to drink fluids while watching the Chuckle Sandwich crew doing ANYTHING. I tried for a measly sip of water right before Charlie talked about putting a bullet between the eyes of the rat from Ice Age and now all the water is everywhere
@lordq22453 жыл бұрын
In your defense, it was pretty funny 😂
@pissapocalypse3 жыл бұрын
"Ope there it all goes"
@mildlymarvelous3 жыл бұрын
At least you didn’t manage to get Skittle juice up your sinuses like I did
@mefpi35043 жыл бұрын
14:03 charlie laughing at his "bill bored" is the funniest fucking thing
@verylostdoommarauder Жыл бұрын
6:36 He has canonically killed his own species on two separate occasions.
@retron47403 жыл бұрын
God gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns, and by God these men are fighting to survive everyday o7
@milesperhour22863 жыл бұрын
As a Christian I can never take those billboards seriously.
@p3wter0l0l33 жыл бұрын
What is an o7
@neutrailmix3 жыл бұрын
o7
@retron47403 жыл бұрын
@@p3wter0l0l3 it's a salute to our brave Soldiers out on the field o7
@babablacksheepbabablackshe30843 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna kill myself
@munksterrr78453 жыл бұрын
Ted you’re pretty funny you should go around major cities in a milkman costume and offer strangers milk and create a line of merchandise out of those wacky hijinks based around milk
@aromaz64013 жыл бұрын
Well do I have some news for you...
@MorfsPrower2 жыл бұрын
Religious billboards are my favorite because you'll be cruising through Utah and all of a sudden you see a sign that just says "Thirsty? JESUS QUENCHES" and not even 2 minutes later there's another billboard that says "Need help? JESUS PROVIDES!" I was expecting another one like those 2 minutes later but that was it.
@thaliacrafts4072 жыл бұрын
The first one sounds so incredibly ominous for some reason
@honk9695 Жыл бұрын
I was born in Utah, and this is true.
@MorfsPrower Жыл бұрын
Flat tire? JESUS HAS A SPARE
@I_need_serious_help Жыл бұрын
One in my town says Jesus can free you of sin with two gay guys holding hands. Also I remember seeing this guy who had this like giant... thing of a bloody black Jesus being crucified. Not a billboard but it fits the theme.
@keysystem Жыл бұрын
JESUS WILL SEND HIS HOLY LIQUIDS INTO YOUR THROAT AND CLEANSE YOU OF SIN AND THIRST
@jaren4053 Жыл бұрын
Can we just notice that these 3 people single handedly started the Ohio memes
@coainc3 жыл бұрын
ted and charlie listening to schlatt on the phone with the god billboard: *crying, screaming, throwing up,*
@account65303 жыл бұрын
Read my name.......sseeh
@Crispytamer2 жыл бұрын
I can’t even make a phone call to get pizza deliever pizza and Jschlatt has the absolute BALLS to troll a random gospel preacher for 5 entire minutes.
@joey-on6rf3 жыл бұрын
As a Michigander, Ohio having no food isn’t a problem, 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗮 𝘀𝗼𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
@kamortegagarcia34423 жыл бұрын
I second this.
@dayglownick54933 жыл бұрын
You’re just mad because we won the war
@sandmountainsam92873 жыл бұрын
@@kamortegagarcia3442 I third this
@odyssiii3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@jerrysgardentractorsengine22433 жыл бұрын
@@dayglownick5493 Ohio winning the Toledo war? Now that’s funny 😂 We got the entire upper peninsula in our statehood while you poor bastards got stuck with Toledo
@n00bJesus Жыл бұрын
This prank call was the peak of schalth off the cuff. Just fucking nailed it with the prompts given from Ted and Charlie. Can’t get over how perfect the final punchline about the finger traps was.
@symonsais3 жыл бұрын
As an Ohioan, I can confirm nothing can end my family’s hunger. We have not eaten in three days, good video though. Thank you for spreading awareness.
@syddll3 жыл бұрын
oh my god, I live there but my family isn’t hungry 😦
@bigfish38463 жыл бұрын
@@syddll that because all 12 million Ohioan go to other states to eat food every day the traffic is terrible (it’s illegal to eat food In Ohio so that’s why we don’t just bring the food back after buying it)
@lawsonmoskal73633 жыл бұрын
when i drive thru ohio it’s nothing but corn just go raid a field and feast for weeks
@jesusofficial92783 жыл бұрын
yes it is a tragity and i have not eaten in 6 days Edit: i have eaten my golden retriever
@symonsais3 жыл бұрын
@@syddll Just wait.
@booperino82072 жыл бұрын
I no longer have any sympathy for schlatt now that he called soda "soder"
@FancyMcSchmancy2 жыл бұрын
THEY BPUT THE MAMSTER CHEMIF IN DA SODER.
@princesscatmolly57782 жыл бұрын
@@FancyMcSchmancy NAURRRR 😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😭😭
@anasexualmeatbag29792 жыл бұрын
Sodie pop am I right
@hazeltree773811 ай бұрын
@@FancyMcSchmancyTEY POOT DA MAMSHR CHIYF IM DA SODER?
@finnrobinson82003 жыл бұрын
when the knocking sound played over Charlie being himself, I was waring HEADphones and ran down stairs in a frenzy. I an alone.
@kumsal--3 жыл бұрын
i was next to my kitchen door making cereal at 2 am. shit was terrifying
@shayn_davidson3 жыл бұрын
I scrolled past this thinking I missed it. I didn't. I swear my heart just skipped a beat
@NotOnLand Жыл бұрын
I like how the "Most Replayed" section is right after the very uncomfortable phone call
@jelliphant82263 жыл бұрын
As an Ohioan, I think I speak for all of us when I say, I welcome Charlie with open arms! We can use some spare meat.
@lepurpleboi32663 жыл бұрын
Eh, we got like half the state covered in corn and wheat, he’ll live for a bit. Then we catch him off guard and eat him
@kiki87923 жыл бұрын
We do have bunch on corn though -southern Ohioan
@jelliphant82263 жыл бұрын
COB EM’ BOYS!
@skyriver95253 жыл бұрын
I may not be from Ohio, but how about using him for corn and getting newborn children. Come down today, and buy some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn. AAAAAA!
@TheoWasThere3 жыл бұрын
holy-
@sethfinley83783 жыл бұрын
hearing an edited knock panned towards the right where my closet door was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life thank you ted's editor, very cool
@emmar90583 жыл бұрын
it took me reading this comment to realize that wasn’t me just going crazy :D
@vitofob3 жыл бұрын
i almost had a heart attack
@bigmediumjon28203 жыл бұрын
bro that souned it like came the door that leads into my room and almost 5 in the morning :(
@Fox_Olive3 жыл бұрын
mine sounded like it came from the shed next to me
@radioactivepower600nanaspersec3 жыл бұрын
Mine sounded like it was coming from my bathroom's window I've never been more confused or concerned in my life until today, lmao
@Fool_Bait3 жыл бұрын
When the religious guy said to “follow jesus with your heart” schlatt should of said “I can’t my heart is stuck in the finger traps.”
@GhostOfPride2 ай бұрын
3:47 To hell with you for adding that knock it scared the shit outta me
@WarmageGarrison3 жыл бұрын
schlatt has a supernaturally high level of humor its almost insane
@spiritdraws13123 жыл бұрын
My chest is hurting from laughing so hard from when Schlatt called that dude, holy shit.
@operatorsenko82913 жыл бұрын
haha *holy* shit
@s801gaming33 жыл бұрын
We need more of these videos. I love them.
@Mattlexic2 жыл бұрын
3:46-3:47: That knocking legitmately scared me, I was wearing headphones.😂
@alexj.52073 ай бұрын
same
@ethanclutton38533 жыл бұрын
Seeing Ted, Charlie, and Shlatt making content together is like seeing Ted in a healthy relationship
@johnmungus85673 жыл бұрын
True, they don't happen often.
@syrialak1013 жыл бұрын
wait what
@localkate3 жыл бұрын
jkhgvjhfx explain??
@Arrandir3 жыл бұрын
huh? isn’t his current girlfriend a good person? i don’t know much about her
@dcr6453 жыл бұрын
?
@brickyboi1833 жыл бұрын
This is genuinely one of the most phenomenal videos I've ever seen on the internet
@brickyboi1833 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the heart Mr. Nivison, now this video feels like even more of a liminal space
@frankie44523 жыл бұрын
Been loving these constant post lately Ted, I have even teared up a few times Ted.
@ordinaryextraordinary948419 күн бұрын
6:32 Me when I’m a 1930s gangster who just told the guy I hate was an undercover cop all this time
@Ramesys132 жыл бұрын
*4:43* I like how the dude is just so nonchalant about it, it makes the moment 5x funnier.
@Pretty_Boy_Music3 жыл бұрын
“The Boys Look at Something” is my favorite series you run Ted. Give me more. MORE
@M_iddy2 жыл бұрын
As an Ohioan, I can say without hesitance; all the things said about Ohio is accurate, including Charlie's "No Where" Billboard. Because even if you were to bring beverages into Ohio, they'd vaporize immediately. The food would be taken right out of your hands by dumbass birds-
@foodafen7406 Жыл бұрын
All food and beverages that enter the "Ohio" border, turn to powder.
@I_need_serious_help Жыл бұрын
Wait what is Ohio...
@jacksonkruck1269 Жыл бұрын
It’s a chaotic plane, filled with unstable parts of reality
@traditionalnative11 ай бұрын
it turns to ash in your mouth, everyone in Ohio is actually a vampire/purgatory rules 😂😂 it exists to y'all but you it's not real, just a hallucination from hunger
@atomixon3 Жыл бұрын
1:55 "hate to shit in your corn flakes" is an expression that i didn't know i needed in my vocabulary
@didgeridooo Жыл бұрын
the expression is usually "who shit in your cereal this morning", its similar to the expression "seems like you woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" but less polite