Judge Gets Tackled & The Jeffrey Epstein List

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Hey Friends, here's part of my set from New Jersey last weekend. Wanted to share my thoughts on the man who attacked by jumping the judge and the list of names who visited Jeffrey Epstein's island.
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Video Directed by Eric Shepard
Recorded at Banana's Comedy Club in New Brunswick, NJ

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Hi friends thanks for watching! Make sure to like and subscribe. I have upcoming shows in West Nyack NY, Burlington VT, Vancouver BC and more. www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour for tix

[@Nspyrd]

Do you also have a Patreon or some other way that we can support your artistry if you're not coming to a site nearby?

[@andriannalue107]

We waiting for you over in Florida!!!!! ❤ I'm such a fan!

[@Boadicea6]

​@@andriannalue107Atleast you got a chance of seeing him live one day, coz he's been doing this for a while now, I see. Love his humor, but don't get to see him ever! Maybe on Netflix, his very own special! I even thought he might have ended up doing The Daily Show, but they still have not 1 host, they just keep rotating the other comedians on that show, minus Roy Wood Jr. He's doing his own thing now, comedy 😅

[@carternichola]

we need a virginia beach show please

[@reliabledoubt716]

Thank God you didn't drop a short after all this time. Fuck wit me, it's ZandarStone, baby. Yeah I'm basically a nobody, but just think of me as a asset that's still less than $1 🤷 Cheers! 🥂

[@aprilbrooks5750]

All those napkins go in the glove box and they become car Kleenex.

[@lovelyone2508]

💯💯💯 Facts!! 👍🏾

[@giovanahc]

Yep! Now you gotta ask for everything 🙄

[@mattjohn4731]

I'm low income so instead of buying toilet paper I just roll up wads of it from my work, AA meetings etc.

[@Dbee45]

Amen

[@TITA-n-Dimsum]

That part!!! ❤

[@m0L3ify]

I used to work for a Public Defender. One morning we came in to find a slew of crazy, threatening messages on the voicemail from a client. Looked up his charges: Phone Harassment. Some people just can't control themselves.

[@christellefrancios2038]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Somethinghumble]

Like, "oh hello, yes, we're returning your calls. Your case has been exonerated due to you calling us repeatedly and threatening our lives. All charges have been dropped. How did you know that harassing us would solve all your problems." hahahaha

[@WaitAMinute1989]

LMAO, "you can't fix stupid".

[@lovebylizee]

wow

[@user-ud1mr7dt6i]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ajasanchez2221]

" I don't move in the circles for this to be a scandal" 😂😂😂😂 How I feel about most news.

[@1Hermit]

😂😂😂SAME!

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Agreed

[@supermommymode5303]

Same here & I wouldn't have it any other way. 😂😂😂 I was at home your honor. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

[@ListenToChristians]

I’m the cashier that gives you too many napkins. I’m fighting for those who may need them later in life and they thank me.

[@MS-pm9fe]

I never have to buy napkins due to wonderful souls such as yourself. You're doing the Lord's work!

[@SlimeySlurmp]

Dog thank you I always have a supply of napkins in my car for the dark cashier version of you who gives me no napkins

[@ACDBunnie]

Yup, we always keep our extra napkins. They will get used.

[@christansdad]

Exactly. There is no such thing as too many napkins. You can save them and use them later.

[@fishfighter2]

Thank you!

[@imaginarylaurel]

Josh, I just wanted to say that you are KILLING it lately. I’ve been following you since the baby afro, “I’ve got a white voice/name” era, and I’m just so impressed at your growth as a comedian. Keep it up!!

[@Boadicea6]

I just came across Johnson a few months ago, but have seen many video's since and he has had a few different looks Allright!! 🤭Bit strange to see him with an afro in 1 video and bold and dressed as an African tribes man in the next, was pure comedy on its own and he's getting funnier and funnier as hell and he's not punching down, any topic is fair game! I like his sense of humor, like I used to with Chapelle and Gervais, but both their Netflix specials were troubling, esp Gervais, joking abt handicapped people, I had to put it off and Chapelle needs some new material and stop fixating on the LGBTQ community. Once or twice was funny, now it's a pattern of the he doesn't know trans ppl, it's all stereotypical humor and he's so much better than that and hope he finds better material, like crooked politicians or the Hollywood elite, or just ppl in general, enough you can joke about, without hurting ppls feelings or sympathy, coz he can't be canceled, he's a millionaire! So it's all fake outrage too! Johnson is never hurting whole groups of ppl and he's funny as hell!!

[@xavierwashington5408]

Been following since he was bald, and then out of nowhere grew a Jackson 5 afro. But I’m sure like most folks it was his KKK joke where I was like, oh this guy is something

[@xavierwashington5408]

Been following since he was bald, and then out of nowhere grew a Jackson 5 afro. But I’m sure like most folks it was his KKK joke where I was like, oh this guy is something

[@sh0rtaznant]

​@@xavierwashington5408I remember those days. He did that bit about people snoring and he started beatboxing. He's come so far

[@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS]

Nawl David Copperfield I can see him being a little weirdo.

[@pri_shay_dior]

How did you miss the most important part Josh? Dude had just tried to convince the judge he had changed after she read him for filth on those previous charges. 😂 I'm not shocked that she wasn't shocked. He proved her point.

[@iiishw]

YES!. That's what I saying. The best part was him trying to convince the Judge, he had changed, he's making better decisions, the whole. nine. And then that leap!

[@MsMookalate]

That part😂😂😂😂

[@notorioustori]

Didn't he try to plead insanity or something, but the court found him fit to stand trial? Maya Angelou said when somebody shows you who they are, believe them, right? Seemed pretty criminally insane to me!

[@KingBeastBDE]

A lot of ppl don’t kno that part bc it’s a full version and the edited version.

[@harritishah8202]

Oh and the judge who sentenced him for this part, **chef's kiss**

[@occiferkodi]

Dude. It’s 6:00am. Im on my morning walk. Im 9 days into sobriety coming off an excruciating 8 day withdrawal. Your comedy has been the soundtrack to my recovery. I hope to see you come through Cincinnati soon!😊

[@SereniTee99]

It's 6:39 and I must doing good to see ya comment. I'm on a similar journey! We got this. Keep going💪🏾🫶🏾💯🇹🇹

[@tigq1430]

Both of you are amazing. This story is sad but encouraging, the way he wanted it to be. May you continue your journey in light & positivity. ✌💜 kzbin.info/www/bejne/sITSgXt7jZWfZ7ssi=4LCCYT62fjCtPiIb

[@nikkidcoe]

Congratulations to both of you 🎉

[@elsagreen1476]

Congrats, I hope you're both holding strong.

[@essennagerry]

Wow, congratulations on that! How are you doing now? Hey, even if you slipped back, please keep fighting! I wish you all the best! ❤

[@Hellgrinde]

The most hilarious part to that story is when the dude came back for sentencing he got the full hannibal lector treatment. Mask, gloves, chains on every limb and like 10 cops hahaha

[@86Kera]

😂 they had been waiting the longest to do it

[@GhostBear3067]

I mean can you blame them?

[@paulorganisation1]

The bailiffs were out of shape fat whit guys whenche jumped... the next time, he came back with black bailiffs looking like bouncers😂

[@Dzokhar]

"So, did y'all see" is my favorite opener from Josh because I know I'm about to get a Netflix set about the wildest shit to happen in the last week.

[@SinHurr]

Last Week Tonight with Josh Johnson

[@joywolf83]

What was extra scary about the guy was how fast he flipped. He was like "I'm in a better place and I just need another chance." She was like "Well last time was your next chance. I saw you before and you said things would be different. So yes I have to sentence you to------- and BAMMM! He was in her throat 😮

[@ClarityDetermination]

Like a bad boyfriend.😏

[@BlackandWhitecustoms]

Its a very common tactic in football. When things looks like they are over, and seems most likely you will lose, the only hope is a hail mary into the end zone. It rarely works but hey what else you got? 😅

[@BlackandWhitecustoms]

​@@ClarityDeterminationor a good boyfriend with a toxic girlfriend who pushes too far 😏

[@DoItCoward]

​@@BlackandWhitecustoms🤡🤡🤡

[@DeathByBlonde1]

The chicken joint dude was just preparing you for the bathroom being out of toilet paper. 😂😂😂

[@grlegrl]

Nice call back

[@batricebrown5731]

😂

[@kittyonmydesk5532]

Yeah! When you go to go, you'll have nothing to wipe with! 😂 But at least you got them napkins! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS]

😂😂😂😂😂so hilarious 😅

[@nala6846]

LMAOOO

[@whispermason8052]

I got court in an hour, can you hurry up and tell me how this went down so I can figure some things out?

[@hpph7133]

Dude was getting bail revoked. Said nope and dove like you see in that clip and started punching the judge. His lawyer, the prosecutor, and a bailiff didn't try restraining. They gave the weakest hammer blows (downward punch)

[@Joyfulsmiles137]

And when the added his new charges for attacking the judge they hit him with every charge they could think of. Honestly it's really a sad situation because the gentleman has untreated schizophrenia and instead of getting him into a treatment facility he will probably live the rest of his life in prison without proper care.

[@krys7667]

@@Joyfulsmiles137womp womp

[@colvillebrown6912]

😂😂

[@whispermason8052]

@@Joyfulsmiles137 Cool, thanks, it was a little late but I decided not to high jump the judge. It probably wouldn't of gotten my $75 back and just made the parking violation seem like it was nothing in the end.

[@CStuekey87]

Same judge demanded to sentence him and gave him 19 months, max 4 years. He'll get slapped with his new charges for assaulting the elderly before he gets out and will serve his time for that. Tbh though that judge seems legit and didn't hold it against him. He'll have another trial for that. That was a pretty good move on the judge to show people she wasn't going to be intimidated like that.

[@86Kera]

She knew how bad it would be for him the moment he leaped at her so she did the right thing and not be bothered by it

[@8Platinum8]

Pretty generous assesment she did t have to hold it against Him cuz her colegues would ni matter what hes being charged with attempted murder/ she did however get back in the horse that threw her so to speak she legally could not hold ut against him personally and the other judge didnt cuz separately charging him gives them more leverage/ the government is not friendly

[@paulorganisation1]

The bailiffs were out of shape fat whit guys whenche jumped... the next time, he came back with black bailiffs looking like bouncers😂

[@elsagreen1476]

Most judges are hardcore badasses. Steadfast, unfazed and fair. Many ain't shit though.

[@acephas3]

The problem is that there were ALSO victims on the list.

[@kwill84]

Seriously? The released names of victims. Wow. Our justice system sucks.

[@halcyonacoustic7366]

​@karenwilliams777 yeah the list is a mix of witnesses, pervert criminals, and victims.

[@zhazhagab0r]

The real problem is that people aren't looking at the context of it, which is that the "list" is actually transcribed court records of victim testimony. It's not just a random list of names. The names are in there, but they do have context. However, it's insane that the victims' names weren't redacted.

[@Zom13y]

@@halcyonacoustic7366aren’t there also just some business contacts too? Like people he that just worked for him in a completely legal context devoid of knowledge of the dirt he got up to. Like I don’t know everything my boss does and if he got caught running a secret human trafficking operation I sure as hell wouldn’t want my name out there in any context for some chuckle-head on the net to try and live out their vigilante phantasy with.

[@KootFloris]

@@zhazhagab0r As a cynic I'd say, these names make it possible for the very rich to shut some victims up, like pay them off to protect themselves.

[@phoenixluk]

He did battery at the battery case! "I'd like life please." 🤣🤣🤣

[@nr6916]

Josh’s sets are how I stay on top of current events 😂

[@MsMakeba]

Right?! It used to be The Daily Show, but the cavalcade of guest hosts is too distracting for my ADHD brain. #JoshJohnsonForDailyShowHost

[@a.b.creator]

I used to use Johnny Carson for Current events when I was in high school and now I use Josh Johnson for current events as an adult. 💯

[@foxyb4715]

He found his niche of stand up comedy, t'was very smart

[@williamcrowe2576]

When I first heard about the Vegas courtroom attack, the only thing I could say was "How??" I mean, how is it possible to leap both the defense stand *and* the judge's bench at a single bound unless you're dad blasted Superman?

[@BlackandWhitecustoms]

You are giving him too much credit. He just has frog dna obvously lol

[@RolaiEckolo]

Mans got hops

[@brownkemosabe]

It's just another level of excitement when I see a new Josh Johnson video is queuing up to premiere. Thanks!

[@MynameisnotRelevant007]

Yeah !! That happened to me too! Lots of new material from him all the time.

[@crystalhamptonhines]

The list is possible suspects of pedos, that's the point. They need to be investigated. BUT the problem is that they are all wealthy/powerful and can buy their way out of being properly investigated. 😢

[@seanharrison6162]

The potential pedos opted out of having their names on the list most had their names redacted

[@iunderstanphotography2780]

and enough money stretching the case out until the public forgets

[@jacoballen6269]

Enough money to get said name off the list as well. Probably why it took forever to come out. 👀

[@crystalhamptonhines]

@@jacoballen6269 good point!

[@jacoballen6269]

@@crystalhamptonhines extortion is a deadly tool in the right/wrong hands. If you get my drift.

[@Ladyday83]

When you said an unhoused amount of napkins all I could think was Josh Johnson does not get enough recognition for the talent he is

[@TCt83067695]

Yeah what bugged me too about the whole thing is with all those cameras in that room, we didn't get the angle of his flight 😢

[@kmackey2292]

😂😂

[@shannsimms9072]

I used to work at a pizza place where the owner was sooo cheap. Unbelievably cheap. So when he wasn’t looking I would sneak extra things in peoples orders. Sometimes good but usually like if someone ordered a small fries I’d put in like 60 ketchup packets. So they’d open the bag that would be 20% fries 80% ketchup. I wonder if that’s why the guy did the napkin thing lol.

[@moniqueuu8777]

Thanks! I'm the type that like ketchup on every bite and getting 2 or 3 pockets is irritating.

[@Aniram789]

What if the fastfood guy got told off for not giving people napkins? So now he gives everyone all the napkins, just to spite his boss. 🤔

[@DarkHarlequin]

You mean his Boss yelled at him for a silly 'not giving people enough napkins' and now he's giving people a sarcastically large amount of napkins? 😄Actually having worked in hospitality for years that sounds like a very plausible scenario 🤔

[@JustHereForCats]

I’m pretty sure that’s what happened at the Taco Bell near me 😂😂😂. They give me like a half inch thick stack of napkins every single time 😂

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

That’s my assumption

[@Blkbutterfly7]

You get napkins ?!?!

[@vha3151]

That's malicious compliance 😂

[@portarthurtex409]

The only person I have notifications on for. You, young sir, are gifted. I appreciate what you do and can't express the joy you bring to me and everyone else. Thank you

[@DarkHarlequin]

At this point I'd say 'gifted' is even a bit of a disservice in the sense that implies that he's just naturally good at this. Maybe but I feel Josh is actually putting in the work to hone his craft. I'd say at this point it's not just talent but actually just improving through dedicated work 👍👍

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

Young sir? He just hasn’t wrinkled.

[@janethoward2155]

👍🏼👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@sterlingjones2177]

"Did yall? Okay" The greatest opener of every set

[@elsagreen1476]

Everytime he stops mid-sentence and says "okay" I am sat tf down wishing I had a bucket of popcorn

[@1972vulture]

Judge brought dude back into court and gave him the exact sentence she had written in her notes to give. He'll face new charges now.

[@lamorenalindacopswife]

The excitement in all of us. He knows what's he doing posting this several hours ahead time along with that picture of the flying criminal. This is going to be fun.

[@khendamustafa8373]

He should be the new host of the daily show

[@chazmichaelmichaels88]

Fr

[@jamesscott3509]

I agree

[@chazmichaelmichaels88]

The joke is, he wasn't funny, right?

[@christansdad]

No. Roy Wood, Jr. is the man.

[@gigiarmany4332]

good Idea🙌🏾👍🏾🖤❤️

[@samanthasinger3747]

It is such a smart marketing strategy to do stand up based off what’s going on in the news.

[@Somethinghumble]

Can't wait for the, "In case yall haven't heard of Jeffrey Epstein, lemme explain right quick..."

[@kimberlyford4183]

No. Don't scratch David Copperfield off the list. Remember back in the 90's when he was holding beautiful women hostage on his own private island? I TOTALLY expected his name to be at the Top of "The List".

[@savillewilliams]

😮

[@debrosman]

I am such a fan and I can relate to not recognizing names on “the list” 😂

[@McCannacle]

I'm glad you dropped Aaron Rodgers name where you did.😂

[@Someone_Unknown90]

I think the list just proved to me that just because you go somewhere where crimes take place doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a criminal

[@TheRealJDPerry]

When you grow up rough you don't make it to adulthood without learning to fight 3 people from the ground up 😂

[@adamswierczynski]

He gave you all those napkins so he would not have to walk in on you stuck in the stall waiting for him to bring you a fresh roll.

[@pinkrebel8412]

Watch Court TV for the whole 13 minute interaction. You can get even more jokes. The prosecutor wanted 19 - 48 months because he escalated to battery with a deadly weapon. He had a laundry list of assaults and DVs. I think the prosecutor wasnt asking a lot of time because he had grown up in foster care and was never fully educated and has some mental health issues but as they note during this sentencing hearing (he was already found guilty) he already got kicked out of those violent offender treatment places. Plus, he already had a charge for assaulting a protected person. Also most of the bailiffs left parading a bunch of white guys shackled together out the court while his sentencing was happening. The guy in the suit was the stenographer. He was the first to intervene when this man cleared that bench. He was pulling him off of her when the bailiff came and they got him all the way off. But he didnt start beating him until the guy got the upper hand on both the 1st and 2nd bailiff. I hope you can here what the assailant is screaming as he leaves. It sounded like some NYC subway train ramblings. I don't know if he was talking some legends of Zelda or dragonball z or supernatural or what but dude sounded off his rocker. judge was knocked out for a minute though and it took a while for someone to say call 911

[@1Hermit]

Michael Lasso, 27, is a LAW CLERK, which I believe is different from a stenographer, and the judge has known him for “numerous” years. I searched for him because when I saw the encounter I had a feeling he was more than just an employee. Cause be real, I wouldn’t step in front of MY boss like that.😂

[@whatIfindinteresting]

that was personal @@1Hermit

[@pinkrebel8412]

@@1Hermit oh okay thanks. a law clerk. he has cajones. acted in 0.001 seconds

[@1Hermit]

@@pinkrebel8412 I was SO impressed with his actions I had to dig deeper. I watched it a few times in slo mo. He was reacting saying “whoa whoa whoa” before anyone else had a clue.

[@Ray-pp5qb]

I always say " crazy people strong". Thats just facts.

[@bchearne]

I’m pretty sure the “stenographer” is actually the judge’s law clerk

[@worldwidearin]

When my friend and I worked at McDonald’s years ago, she would just randomly put in a ton a napkins to mess with people. Sometimes she put like 10 straws in a bag and the person didn’t even order a drink 😂 we also gave the hook up on sauces cause this was right around when they started charging extra.

[@rosabermejo790]

Any one else get their news from this man too? 😂😂 better than any news anchor.

[@cherylnoel9888]

I like it when they give me extra napkins! I save them in my car for future needs.

[@grannypeacock]

Josh Johnson is the only comedian I'd like to meet.

[@sashatv382]

Watch the full video for better context and you’ll see the bailiff is sitting down on his phone!🤦🏽‍♀️

[@vnikyt]

Did no one see the older guy who just stood right in front of the whole judge-defendant situation looking like he was trying not to enjoy it, like he's been waiting on the Lord for so long for this blessing? 😂😂😂

[@Sereniea]

Those napkins are a savior when you don't wanna buy Kleenex or something for the car tho XD

[@malcelinho]

You menaged to make that judge situation even funnier, congrats my man

[@4everu984]

New sub. Binging ALL these videos! Too funny, JOSH JOHNSON is a next great. Very relatable comedy, perfect timing and content rocks.

[@lindah2148]

FINALLY!!! When this happened I could not wait to get Josh's take on it.. and it was worth the wait 😂

[@Lisa_5591]

He totally did, so crazy when he jumped right over! He missed his million dollar money maker!🎉

[@gina4569]

I just love hearing this dude talk, his thoughts. Whether its funny or not, glad its padded with comedy, but i like this dude

[@barbourgirl78]

The Flying Felon😂😂😂

[@stewartknoll2338]

That "id like life please" line killed me I was dying for the rest of the video

[@jamcomedyofficial]

🤣🤣

[@GSMnocap-memesdaily-]

I've been following you for a minute bro, really happy for all your success you're mad funny

[@bbbartolo]

I'd like to listen to 2 or 3 shows the same night, to see how this magic happens. he sounds like he's just talking off-hand, no "jokes," but 8x funnier than anyone else. brilliant stuff.

[@CStuekey87]

If anything, I finally got it through my mom's head to stop support Les Wexner's businesses completely now. After the list was dropped I sent her some news articles and she was like "how hasn't this been all over the news" 🤦‍♀️

[@adelaide674]

so funny as always josh! and also according to the foster mother, the defendant has schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. don't know the guy's whole background but definitely needs help

[@anitralarae_mahjacat]

He'd already gone through a Few of the Alternative Justice Methods available at this point.

[@echotango4591]

He’s had all the help there is. Now he just needs to be away.

[@janetflaherty1105]

the line I like your comedy and I don't have much....but I have napkins😅...😂

[@ilikebeingsmart]

A big W for Josh for stating the obvious truth that 3 napkins is the perfect amount of napkins for a meal.

[@mmessi72]

He was not mic-ed but he definitely yelled "parkour parkour"

[@shao0076]

I AM SO EXCITED TO HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT THIS LITERALLY OMG I CAN NOT WAIT

[@doxxed4796]

Josh addresses topics right away, that makes him stand out from other comedians . Great job man

[@mandeanraje2300]

😂😂 it was the judge's clerk not the stenographer.

[@MaxineShaw_84]

4:57 This is REAL 😂😂 I get offended when they add multiple sets of plastic ware to my order... YES, I'M FINNA EAT ALL THIS!! 😭🥴

[@NoIngNames]

I was watching this video and in the middle of it came sudden realization that I am seeing early days of one of the greats. The name that will be spoken alongside with Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Dave Chappelle to nobody's dispute.

[@sritter66]

You come up with so much good material so often that I am just amazed.

[@BelleFlower15]

😂😂 I can't wait to hear you talk about the charge list they read to him. Love your stuff!

[@FuzzyCow575]

But Josh you need some extra napkins for the car, for another time when you need napkins or a tissue or something.

[@DeadInside-ew8qb]

For the next five times they don’t give you any napkins

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

The guy who attacked the judge did go back to court in front of the same judge, and this time they had him restrained with some sort of muzzle and handcuffs and multiple guards. There was a picture online. I don't know what happened after that.

[@vickisudler]

❤ BaBy ❤ I'm here for the comedy!!!!

[@keon3155]

Man that was you.. I just forgot to give the guy before you napkins so I figured I'll give you his share.. my bad. I didn't think much of it. I made your jokes lol

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

I think judges benches are up high because they do get attacked a lot. They are definitely targeted

[@ShinyTeethForUs]

,” … because I didn’t get to finish my sentence. “ 😂

[@colleenhayes400]

😂Ya bloody hilarious and damn good looking to boot.Hi from Australia ❤

[@Wetumpka.Alabama]

I need to hear some Wu Tang on that outro. 🔥🔥

[@cvzdez]

Bannas comedy club in 801 Rutherford Ave, Rutherford, NJ 07070 I saw the sign .. February 2-4 tour west Nyak NY

[@CoolBreezeHeals]

No black aquaman was the 1rst 1!

[@josiemcmillan]

The case where the guy jumped the bench is actually really fucked up. He has bipolar disorder AND schizophrenia AND he'd not been given any of his medication since his incarceration. Of course he was going to react unpredictably. The even more fucked up update is that THE SAME JUDGE ended up seeing him again (which has got to be an obvious conflict of interest), but this time, the man was in chains and a muzzle, and something about seeing a black man trussed up the same way you would a dangerous dog while he's in court for shit he did *while the state withheld his medication* is just a nauseating example of how our justice system operates, and the fact that those contextual details got left out by a lot of news outlets just compounds it.

[@Avarren]

But he WASN’T incarcerated before he attacked the judge. Did you notice he was in civilian clothing for that hearing? His unmedicated state has many possible reasons, maybe he couldn’t afford them, maybe he chose not to take them because unfortunately many severely mentally ill people are in denial of the severity of their condition, but it was NOT the state withholding anything. Of course he was shackled for the next hearing, he Supermanned over the bench and attacked a judge! And the spit mask was because he spat on at least one of the officers in the aftermath. The original judge sentenced him for the original crime he was convicted of, putting on the record that she had not changed her sentencing decision from what she had intended prior to his attack based on her notes from that day, and a different judge was put in charge of the subsequent charges for attacking her in order to **avoid** a conflict of interest.

[@istyleher]

You make my day! I can't wait for your Netflix special 😉

[@kriswicks9128]

He has a special on Peacock that just came out a few months ago

[@istyleher]

Thanks. I watched recently. Funny!

[@DrunkComments]

How much money does a person have to make to turn down mcdonalds napkins😂 I would never! I appreciate even receiving 1 lol

[@candicemirisha912]

Napkin wise I got you 😂

[@codbdup88]

Nah but fr tho, I have a bank account at a bank and I have no clue who the owner of my bank is.

[@mimij5015]

I was stunned that the bailiffs were slow too. Apparently, no one thought he was going to clear the bench. It was surreal.

[@And12125]

I'm surprised you didn't mention how the guy had pleaded that he was in a better place now and that's why he didn't want to go back to jail. I'm not saying he was right for attacking the judge, but I can understand his frustration if what he said was honest.. that being said, I read he was originally gonna do less than a year. After this incident, I'm sure he'll be doing a few.

[@wordzmyth]

He was showing his feeling that he was entitled to control the process by any violent means necessary. Likely what got him in there.

[@JanneBernards]

I think he proved pretty convincingly that he was lying his ass off about being in a better place.

[@kissit012]

He clearly wasn’t honest. That’s the point. He proved he is a serial abuser to anyone who doesn’t give him his way

[@carrington2949]

Stop feeling his frustration. No one has to believe you if you say you have changed. The judge did not , with good reason, AND HE PROVED HER RIGHT.

[@jaimerose1297]

The napkin hook up was hilarious😂

[@pacodance29]

"I didn't get to finish my sentence." damn.

[@lenaely6146]

The list was never really anything more than a list of details of people who are related to the particular incident that was litigated. It was never a list of accomplices and incidents to break down the entire enterprise. ....

[@katboss4886]

Thanks for helping my rough day

[@saoirsevicteoiria2759]

It's one of those stories where tragedy makes for hiliarity, and you told it very well! That video is a real snapshot into our time. The man is clearly athletically gifted, and he's done some terrible things. He also has severe mental illness in a country were getting treatment is very, very hard, and all the more for Black men, and that illness likely was a huge factor into the crimes he committed, including the courthouse attack. The courthouse attack is also telling, not because of what he did, but for the reactions of those around him. I don't know anything about this judge, but many judges, and those around them, are under threat of violence, and have been since well before the MAGA movement made it so public. I was reminded of the fact that many people in dangerous situations underreact because they think they know how bad the violence will be, that they know the limits of their attacker, and are unprepared for the violence to escalate. When I first saw the video, it made me incredibly sad, for the victims, for the man, for the judge and court staff, and it made me sad for all the people we'll fail in the future by not helping people like this man before anyone gets hurt. Thank you for helping me see a funny side to this. It's easy to become jaded and forget that we can still change things. A little levity really can make a difference.

[@GyzelE]

I already know it's gonna be hilarious

[@vice166]

i work at chipotle and make delivery orders sometimes, i just put a random amount of napkins in the bags most of the time, sometimes i out wayy too many and sometimes wayy too little

[@kaigenerated]

Just went to a club across the street from the Comedy cellar cause it said Josh Johnson was performing and had his photo on the event page. Turns out there’s another Josh Johnson who plays the saxophone in NYC. I should’ve known there wouldn’t be comedy at a Jazz club lmao but my gf loved it.

[@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj]

Of course I went to google "judge tackled" and it is the top result. I got to "jud" and Google is like "I got you fam. Everybody looking for it right now."

[@Kris_413]

One thing I dislike about him tho is he keeps falling over his words before he gets out what he’s trying to say 😅 dude is like “so ughfhd ah ok ahsjdhd here’s the thing aaah” lol dude wtf😂

[@Mattx_75]

Literally my favorite comedian

[@anndeecosita3586]

Was David doing tricks or turning them?!😂

[@gamelord3135]

Were u channeling Cosby at 3:00? Lol but seriously you're hilarious brother, timing is perfected

[@Amy-kr4tc]

I just figured out why ur comedy works so well… yes of course amazing ability and super funny … but ur “self proclaimed” awkwardness makes you fantastically relatable. It’s a gift.

[@zasanz]

Listening to Josh's comedy is like listening to your funny stoned friend talking non-stop, and I cant stop listening