Psychopath Taxi Drivers

[@AllrondSoul]

Ingenious Idea. This should've been more popular. It needs a 16 player Multiplayer, just image 16 Taxi drivers racing for a passanger faster than lightning. Ingenious.

[@ubermorpth2208]

Dear god my brain would implode because of this

[@gmsp123]

> all 16 players run over the same passenger > mission accomplished

[@coyotebongwater6833]

Everyone slamming into each other, launching every pedestrian car they see, intentionally killing the passengers, finding new ways to make the cars morph together, driving through walls and other barriers. Game eventually becomes even more broken, like character models morphing into each other and becoming distorted while the whole city turns invisible. God I want this game.

[@BodywiseMustard]

The gameplay would be dogshit

[@megus_vae]

Don't you hate when you take a cab and the taxi driver drives into the Void?

[@FlipYard]

I thought I was the only one!

[@sambo1299]

FlipYard flip yard

[@jadedninny3212]

The great void awaits you...

[@OneGrumpyCat]

This entire game is literally the truck punchline.

[@sirlancelottington3035]

That sums up this video perfectly haha

[@OSDevon]

Graa gra graaa gra gra graaaaa

[@ATOMICGOPHAH13]

I think, I think this is the same map used in the pizza delivery game.

[@nomansblog2025]

Poopmin They take place in the same cinematic universe

[@nickybuttons6443]

They both share the same gas station chain, they take place in the same universe.

[@mardel5466]

@@nomansblog2025 i love you funny guy

[@grongy6122]

I've played a different game which had the same yellow-tinted graphics and the same physics, so I guess it was made by the same developer.

[@sander7295]

Its by the Team 6 developer

[@sleepypelle]

im guessing someone played the taxi missions in vice city and thought it was a good idea to make an entire game out of it

[@gusbuzz9850]

Guess so

[@SlumpDrunko]

i was just going to post this

[@MothJosh]

They have *tact, see?*

[@olzhas1one755]

Get rekt M8 this rather looks like a shitty crazy taxi knockoff

[@sleepypelle]

mister cancer of cancerous creation comment same thing right?

[@supernintendochalmers3385]

War. War never changes.

[@ttv0]

Goddamn it don't make me laugh so hard

[@animatedbird]

+Jordan Alexander Taxi Warfare: The Setup

[@SwerixOfficial]

+Jordan Alexander Taxi snakes rule!, we are the taxi snakes.

[@robotelamon4598]

Call of taxi

[@Kandro]

+Jordan Alexander Taxxout 4

[@Opalance]

I think some developer really liked crazy taxi...

[@alikhater6517]

Comment of the week. You won

[@sensky3328]

I thought this was crazy taxi from the thumnail

[@Som_nobody]

Or smashing drive

[@JustAnAccountx]

Isn't that gas station the same one from the Pizza Dude game?! Are they all set in the same universe?!

[@SmaltTV]

Yeah,it is...I just checked and compared it,it has the same sign above the door and everything.

[@Tumbolisu]

even the same arrow on the top left. i got a feeling its from the exact same developers

[@ereniko6114]

JustAnAccountx And the shitty soldier game where you trash 12 cent's car

[@guy_above_me_is_ugly]

this is some weird conspiracy shit right here

[@TheGrayMysterious]

Pizza Dude is the leader of the rival taxi company

[@AverageMoose]

Imagine living in a city where the taxi drivers crash into each other in order to get a customer.

[@HighVoltageLemonBattery]

So, just living in New York then? /watch?v=ADAq1JKGHEs

[@imgonnadestroyyou9982]

This is exactly how it is when i drive a Taxi. The only difference is that it's cops.

[@pranoydutta5435]

Did anyone notice that the monologue at the beginning doesn't say "faster and safer" it says "faster and _saver_ "

[@TheDarkPredator92]

Pranoy Dutta YES, yes INDEED I did 😂 so ROFL

[@megus_vae]

Basically Vice City Kaufman Cabs missions simulator.

[@THExRISER]

Glad I wasn't the only one who remembered that.

[@Crowny132]

"ill show you around and teach you how to drive" So this guy was hired to be a taxi driver..but he couldnt drive??? 0_o

[@warpatato]

Crowny *Gasps* Omg guys, I think this dude have just found the biggest plothole of Super Taxi Driver! Omg, this is gonna like shut down half of the pages on the Super Taxi Driver Wiki!

[@Crowny132]

Has*

[@BlackINKim]

Crowny *Gasps* Omg guys, I think this dude has just found the biggest plothole of Warpatato! Omg, this is gonna like shut down half of the pages of the Warpatato Wiki!

[@dannysanford666]

+Crowny Avery1227?

[@coyotebongwater6833]

There You Are. The most underrated ally in any media.

[@00STGI]

I just gotta let you know jerma, I'm going through some tough times right now and when I see your videos in my sub box it makes me slightly happier than usual. Thanks and keep making great videos!

[@zetifyy3455]

U good now

[@00STGI]

Yeah I must’ve been really going thru it but I’m good. These vids are still hilarious too

[@zetifyy3455]

@@00STGI how old were you?

[@00STGI]

@@zetifyy3455 I think I was like 14. I beat persona 3 then things took a turn for the worst after that

[@zetifyy3455]

@@00STGI damn

[@danielespampinato9521]

No way! Isn't the map IDENTICAL to the one from the pizza delivery game?

[@shoppingwithgonzalez2392]

Daniele Spampinato OMG I THOIUGHT NO ONE NOTICED

[@TheDarkPredator92]

PotatoGaming87 yeah, right? I begin realizing when i saw the gas station, and i'm like:"HEY, hold on now, isn't that... Yes, just as I thought, they slapped on the same fucking map!" Such lazy developers

[@IWillYeah]

Daniele Spampinato they also used the same god ray effect from the sun.

[@samquik]

It's also the same engine as the Dumbest Military Game, the text during cutscenes and city assets are the same

[@shelby5809]

2:11 that "OUUUUGH!" was so fucking visceral lmfaoo

[@Arcyse]

Did I just see a fucking gravestone gliding against the ground while standing upright? This fucking game.

[@FriendfullFJ]

Taxi driving is serious business jerma you should know this

[@royalflushzone8748]

JErma my day becomes so much better when i see a new video

[@MuffinSparkle]

Whenever a new Jerma video is released, everyone in the universe has a sudden spout of joy.

[@silvermarksman6834]

This game stole the truck punchline...

[@captaincornflake]

Awwww man, the audios gone. I liked this video:(

[@derpyyyy]

4:06 The Great Void awaits you..

[@leanderthehero1921]

You know there's a taxi comin' when you see cars flyin' through the air

[@silvy3047]

How did Jerma get his hands on GTA VI so early?

[@Noah5622]

It does seem like it huh?

[@Luton650]

XD

[@paulreeves8594]

HehEEH gO TO TRUThCOnTesTcoM, reAD THe PREsent

[@thelemongamer2095]

Joker dude its named super taxi driver 2006 i have too yays

[@thelemongamer2095]

Joker dude its named super taxi driver 2006 i have too yays

[@tubbycustard8866]

I like how at first Jerma was like taxi battles that's so dumb to baiting taxis to gas stations so he could blow them up

[@bearmandev]

1:27 Clearly, Jerma has never heard of the South African taxi wars.

[@lanic515]

I just realized that this game is made by the Pizza Dude people. If not, it still does use the same engine.

[@tomekgostkiewicz5109]

+TheTeagueM And some of the same assets. The gas station is exactly the same as in Pizza Dude

[@SparksX18]

+general chaos Nah

[@protodroidstuff]

The shit tier lens flare circles give it away

[@gasolineandwine]

Same engine, same creator.

[@TheDarkPredator92]

Teague Yup, same map too

[@saltedhorsemeat4843]

Man, I hate it when the Taxi I hired gets T-boned by its rival company

[@Sapatin]

Team6 games, ladies and gentleman. Team. Phucking. 6.

[@sleepy-yyy]

Fancy Moustache You Got There

[@SmoothyBuns]

I hope team 7 can get it right.

[@zeuberstriker]

SenorBuns back in the day team 5 put out way better content

[@Champiness]

"The El Banano Bar" is the most Jerma phrase to ever not be devised by Jerma.

[@TheMattShea]

Haha oh god, I need to play this game!

[@mfmous]

yes, you gotta

[@TheMattShea]

I gotta.

[@sleepy-yyy]

What The Hell are You Doing Here?,Go Back to Nova's Comment Section!

[@TheMattShea]

Grizzliy Haha, I actual got hate messages because of that. =P

[@sleepy-yyy]

Wow,Some People Are Real Dicks

[@butterskutz]

You don't understand. Driving taxis is a very serious thing

[@UltraSword2442]

4:44 I like that sign just ice skating to the left of Jerma and going inside a wall :D

[@GCab70]

Grand Theft Auto VI leaked footage.

[@MrRailden]

5:42 That tombstone's like "Fuck it, I'm outta here"

[@TheMentorKing]

Such a surprising and memorable plot twist, and at the beginning of the game to.

[@raydenver431]

Sneezing giant XDDD...and then at 2:51I was dying!!! That sound he made as sneezing just killed me!

[@СемёнМолотов]

So this is how anarcho-capitalism works

[@Freddy210hill]

Just seeing cars fly all over the play was killing me, also when jerma runs over the passenger. Your videos are great jerma

[@dennyfrontier]

50 thousand people used to live here. Now its taxis

[@Moto_818]

No audio 😢

[@PotatoTornadoable]

BE A PART OF TAXI

[@Bacxaber]

5:27 Your laugh slayed me.

[@Supersneakvaga]

My laughs were scarily in sync with Jermas

[@borisjustboris2984]

Argh! My arm! It hurts!

[@ziggle5000]

Just think how many current fans of his haven't seen this masterpiece. Honestly half of them were probably in diapers

[@MoarKitteh]

Jerma, builds a monster gaming rig and plays weird shit games like this

[@samquik]

3:14 that is just a hilarious image

[@bacontf2]

lol the car-shunting reminds me of burnout

[@DiscountOstrich]

Is that wht we're doing now? Fucking taxi punchline?

[@RushFreak]

Wow, I used to have this. If you get your hands on a copy of Scooter War3z, you had BETTER make a video, it's... also an experience... Team 6 "quality", I'll tell ya. :V

[@Optimus97]

Team 6?? Like, "Super Street" Team 6?

[@DaCameraBeard]

I was sitting here just waiting for Star_ to suddenly pop in like he always does, but I was heavily dissapointed. I know he was in a skype call with you there, Jerma, just sitting there nice and quietly.

[@Locread]

Don't worry, the end was Star_ doing the truck punchline, he was there.

[@darkbrutalion9708]

Honrar Cherryhoof lol

[@Greendinoranger3999]

I think they use teamspeak

[@JJstudiosES]

STAR_ Sittin there and being nice? That doesnt sound real.

[@jaybrown7336]

your pic matches you comment

[@treckter66]

Crates are covered in glue gotta open them with the SUPER GLUE

[@cameronstacy8785]

Jerma is the quintessential "he could have fun in a bare room with just a stick" guy.

[@VivyTheHuntress]

Jerma... WHERE THE HELL DO YOU FIND THIS STUFF!?!

[@raychell1]

I've been sick with a really depressing humor for like the whole day... and this video just made my night. Thank you Jerma :)

[@Haerodiel]

Note to self: always use the bathroom before watching a Jerma video.

[@CityState_of_Valletta]

Harry was probably STAR_ JERMA VS STAR JERMA VS STAR JERMA VS STAR

[@ChrisOfChin]

EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN JERMA VS STAR JERMA VS STAR

[@pyrenviii3053]

***** AW SHIT!

[@Infinitron38]

rere badib Ya know, don't say sw-swears.

[@Compass3757]

Infinatious Boo: I'm sorry, i'm so sorry.

[@Sergmanny46]

Compass3757 Star_: Is this like an 80's sitcom?

[@therussianmafia9151]

THE OTHER TAXI DRIVER IS STAR_, JERMA VS STER, JERMA VS STER, EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE DIS, AND BOO IS IN THE CALL!!!

[@monolith231]

Jermstar_ is love Jermstar_ is Life

[@Kingfury4]

How does Jerma find all these games that are so hilariously broken they're fun?

[@sophisticatednoodle9974]

4:45 The Scooting Sign of Old has returned to give us safety as we cross!

[@doifhg]

taxi punchline

[@LeftoversGone]

his accent sounded way stronger back then

[@guyrandom1265]

I just love these videos featuring absurd games

[@SeriousPeopleStudios]

Okay, Jerma, WHERE THE HELL DO YOU KEEP FINDING GAMES LIKE THIS?!

[@Ails1234]

I'm guessing the steam greenlight concepts page

[@SaikyoNoFyuujon]

I want this game.

[@Asgar16926]

This looks hilariously fun!

[@heeyyypeople]

I was choking on rice while watching this XD

[@omyyer]

hailing taxis

[@wilsonsticks]

Why is the audio muted???

[@jadedninny3212]

Wtf? Yeah WHY IS IT MUTED??? someone has to tell Jerma now. I don't have a Twitch account though

[@NatsNadMit]

This upload seems broken. Did a shpee sap it? UPDATE: this video is working again!

[@isalt5]

Not anymore, it seems. No audio as of January 2025.

[@zacharyhicks6237]

Fix it!

[@totalbrootal]

at the end i bet jerma was having flashbacks to the gta 4 videos

[@nelmey]

5:31 taxi punch line

[@ub5168]

5:44 Dont you ever hate it when your taxi driver moves a grave around?

[@triton62674]

+Jerma985 I love your videos man. They're the BEST

[@WelcomeToTheGunShow2]

Better than GTA V 9/10

[@gayflower900]

5:43 Gotta love the possessed gravestone spinning out across the ground.

[@Dcook85]

The "banana bar" ;)

[@kiler1411]

It's like this game predicted the rise of Uber and on demand taxi pickup services

[@katfish8852]

Very nice, 100% accurate guide on how to properly be a taxi driver.

[@trailtrees733]

desperately wants to watch jerma video but cant open eyes from laughter

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

That taxi punchline at the end

[@alextheweeb2]

I swear your laugh is contagious xD

[@genesisyoung141]

quality content

[@Pokemonfan3008]

How does Jerma ALWAYS fall into the abyss? Also I nearly choked at the end with the dialogue.

[@nizar70707]

Happy dance time! NEW JERMA VIDEO

[@AlphaGamma297]

Nothin' like an awesome Jerma video for ANY time of the day. ^-^ You rock Jerma! :D

[@CounseledDeer]

NO MORE TAXI DRIVER

[@kazooie5152]

4:15 That's the same gas station in the pizza dude game. Was this made by the same guy?

[@johnathonbeaumont9621]

Yes, they also made the shifty military simulator game, also In the same engine.

[@akakaraj.8121]

Taxi game and Pizza Dude are from the same devs

[@kubasim1]

Another game i played many years ago,again cant stop laught :DD

[@kubasim1]

5:27 best part..

[@Beatamox]

How do you always find all these broken games?

[@TheStylishSpy]

I think that was STAR_ at the end there with the Taxi Punchline.

[@dialga1788]

That spinning tombstone at the end. It was glorious.

[@Naretule]

I love it when Jerma and Star_ both upload :D

[@pettyofficerkruegs348]

hey it could get worse the taxi companies could hire the 9 mercs of of tf2 for 15 bucks

[@barryscott9590]

This is what London is actually like.

[@papayer]

I like to think that this game and the Californication music video take place in the same universe

[@nathangundersen8402]

5:43 one of the graves just starts sliding away because a falling taxi hit it, this is science, learn it.

[@antipsychotic451]

This game uses the same fucking engine that the pizza dude game does.