Judging Bad Viewer Submitted Tattoos

[@Ari-ll1wp]

I didn't know ships were such a common theme. My dad has had a mustache my whole life. He says that when he was young, he asked for a tattoo of a ship on his upper lip, but the tattoo artist made a sinking ship, so he grew a mustache to cover it. As little kids, my sisters and I tried to part the hairs of his mustache so we could see it. Pretty sure it was one of those things you tell little kids just to see what they'll believe.

[@JohnViguerie]

Your Dad sounds hilarious 😆

[@Comman6o.Bran6o]

Legend

[@davechurch9354]

Love it ❤❤❤

[@e4717a]

that last one is my tattoo! i’m super happy with it and i’m glad you like it too kirk

[@kaitifaul1625]

So no one is going to talk about the toilet pic except Kirk? 🤣 I am about to move to skin as an apprentice and I watch these videos religiously! Thanks Kirk!

[@ethanharrell9958]

The peacock pin up lady is mine, I told the artist I wanted American trad and color and he could do whatever he wanted. He blessed me fr

[@e4717a]

@@ethanharrell9958 yours came out sick as fuck, i’d be delighted to wear that

[@perfectparadox7389]

I really like kirk appreciates the “gnarly factor” and vibes too, if the effect’s cool its good enough sometimes

[@JoeBenedict-t7k]

Bro. Thank you for reviewing my tattoo. I’m the guy with gear and compass hand tattoo. I probably should’ve included the rest of my sleeve so you understand how it works for me. I have a gap in my wrist because I’m always wearing watches

[@InkedJaguar]

This is me 21:00 and the tattoo is by Lil Tokyo Jiro of Onizuka Tattoo in Gardena, CA! This is actually my first tattoo with color, as I have full arm sleeves and most of my legs and torso done in black and gray. We started with adding red and then Jiro suggested the color purple.

[@melancholykhmer6336]

I love seeing Kirk's commentary evolve each video. Going from brutal honesty to ruthless honesty, waiting for the next evolution

[@huntermasonblack1099]

Sitting down for lunch and this pops up. Lfg Kirk

[@ismaelmercado1924]

Fr 😂

[@devenroberts808]

saaaaame

[@KenseiAbbot]

Always the best

[@Kranee]

W

[@rawdaw6]

I would have never thought that camping scene tattoos were a thing

[@nicolasbaker9601]

Kirk is one of (if not) the only tattoo youtube dudes who isnt a major doosh nozzle. So, great job buddy.

[@lilruzzo]

Thanks for finally checking my tat, I got the castle on my ribs and when I stand straight getting a photo it’s not too bad and only just taps onto where my ribs start to curve

[@cherylmarquez2645]

Your authentic & truthful about the tattoos instead of being worried about offending someone. Love you & your content, keep it coming! ❤❤❤❤

[@ziganamonroe1812]

I love your content. The honesty and information is on point. So glad your subscriber numbers keep growing and the world gets to learn about tattoos from someone who actually knows their shit.

[@jaredjames8535]

19:50 long hair goatee guy here 🫡. The tattoo was done by Clayton Barnhill out of Taste of Ink tattoo in Wendell ID! He did the Japanese clouds as well as the hanya mask girl! Thats the only part of my arm that has the japanese clouds but will send an updated picture when its all said and done!!

[@kirbyd]

loving the longer videos.

[@lostontheislandinks]

Heck Yeah, "As a Tat God" I love you so much right now lol

[@naomismith6283]

Make a shirt that says (ON TO THE NEXT) please 🙏🏾 😊

[@m.i.a.-soul]

Yes!!

[@joaofonseca7524]

legit the only youtube channel that I watch every video, keep it up g

[@SambarDad]

30:54 that’s my hot pile of turds lol. It healed horribly and really needs to be redone

[@Supershortz1]

Another BANGER video kirk 🤙🏻

[@jayn481]

For that tiger tattoo, I absolutely hate traditional images done with a small thin liner

[@sambrant8330]

best time to eat is when you drop videos

[@kirkfagantattoo]

Provecho!

[@skyleighackerman2092]

Eating at work right now watching this 🔥

[@Deadloxrussell]

Please check your email Kirk I sent you mine, I got a wolf design you did.

[@shawnhicks9838]

I didn’t do this tattoo I hope 😂😂😂😂best thing I’ve heard today

[@hueyidontknow5413]

How do we send tattoo to Kirk so he can roast us ? Lol 😂

[@darvoid66]

That was fun. I love your honesty and am genuinely happy when I see a new post. Yay.

[@MaterLacrymarum]

I'm a cleanskin. My question is likely stupid, but here it is anyway. What is the point of getting a tattoo that you're never going to see? Like, a big back piece? Good, bad, or ugly, does it matter if you never see it?

[@Jake-bt3fc]

Why get the back of your head cut when you get a haircut?

[@MaterLacrymarum]

@@Jake-bt3fc I hear you, but.... because it's a style, rather than half a style. But yes, I get your point. There are plenty of hair cuts that look....yikes.

[@BurgundyMermaid]

@MaterLacrymarum My thoughts exactly. I currently don’t have any tattoos, but I want one and keep watching Kirk’s videos to decide exactly what it is that I want. I see no point at all in spending a lot of money on something I’m not going to see. If I’m spending that kind of money, I’m spending it on something that I myself can look at and enjoy whenever I want.

[@BurgundyMermaid]

@Jake-bt3fc I don’t have any tattoos, but I think it’s safe to assume getting a tattoo is notably more expensive than getting a haircut. If I’m spending that kind of money, I’m not spending it on something I’m not going to see.

[@raelilly8227]

Your tattoos aren’t necessarily for YOU to see. Sure, they’re nice to look at (I look at mine and appreciate them from time to time) but at least for me, it’s a visual representation of myself that others can interpret. I don’t get any of my tattoos with the assumption I’ll be looking at it, but that something resonates with me and the art that I want to show. A back piece is the same; the tattoo is for me at the end of the day whether or not I see/look at it all day. True that I won’t see it, but it’s still a representation of me (and I assume others WILL see). Also, I know it’s there, and it brings me joy (and sometimes confidence) just KNOWING it’s there, regardless if I can see it at that moment. Idk, those are just my thoughts though

[@honigblattmearidia4466]

7:05 not the roast damn

[@losoReloadedmvp]

That broccoli gives me darwin and piccolo vibes

[@__.lucky.__]

Yay! My lucky cat made it!

[@m.i.a.-soul]

One of my favs from the vid. Good shit!

[@hubabaloop]

I love it!

[@williampalmer8052]

I think that mettalic mask looks a little "off" because it's such an extreme rounded perspective view on a spot that's already naturally rounded, and the perspectives conflict with each other. If it was more of a straight-on view I think it would make more sense.

[@monicaheartsgypsy7877]

Lol, I just tried taking pictures of my tattoos to send in and I realized why most of these pics seem to be taken by the artist portfolio pictures taken right after doing the tattoo. It’s hard AF to take pics of your own tattoos, and once they start aging they don’t photograph as well so it makes it even harder.. Especially when you have an iPhone 7 with a messed up lens from taking pics of the eclipse like me.

[@xiolaamapola3180]

My tattoos are older n not perfect n I love them all but watching you I'm able to look at them n see stuff the tattoo artist may have blown out a little line or did not outline thick enough n I like doing that, it's interesting esp based on the tattoo artist that did it. Thank you!! I watch n learn. *You're not so much talking shit as you are talking technical correctness.

[@ShellyGraham]

The tattoo at 28:08 is one of the "Masks of Tragedy", for me it was immediately recognizable. Just thought I'd share 🙂

[@IgnisMonstrum]

Literally cannot see one issue with the blue panther. Now i dont spend hours of my week analyzing tats but i cannot find one problem with the shading, saturation, or lines 😭

[@neon7418]

Love the tshirt! Will there be smaller sizes as well?

[@susanmartin3762]

"Blue eye things coming out of him"😅😅

[@datboi5391]

Fanum tax reference at 0:19?

[@Ari-ll1wp]

I like watching your videos because I have NO idea what you'll like. I can't even guess.

[@jaden_bales]

*In Kirk we trust*

[@Nightmana]

I have the Winged Tiger at 22:11 Thanks for the kind words, was done in China not Europe I guess the euro style

[@RashadMoncrief-jg6rr]

5:08 - Who wants a chucky tiger?

[@martafontoura2543]

The dot guy.. eric what? I can not find it

[@kirkfagantattoo]

Eric Maaske

[@OctoBear88]

Why did you sound like Beavis and Butthead 20:52 when they laugh 😂😂

[@MYTUBE427]

- insert meme of SpongeBob repeatedly screaming the word "technique" at Squidward -

[@ShellyGraham]

I have a story to share... It's a bit long, but worth it! Back in 1945/46 my Dad went over to a Buddy's house about whatever. This was shortly after Christmas. While there he noticed his buddies 8 year old son sitting on the floor with a box which stated it was a "TOY TATTOO KIT, look just like your Dad!" It looked like hed been playing for quite awhile. He had the sh1+ all over his face, arms, chest.. pretty much whatever skin he could reach had an 8 year olds scribbles, lines and childish renderings. My dad was still waiting for his buddy to come back, so he asked if he could play with it for a minute. My dad's a lefty, so he tattooed his right wrist with my mother's name, "Icy" (yes,her real birth name). He immediately discovered that tattooing is harder than it looks. It was kinda squished together and the lines very thick! He was planning to prank my mom, telling her he went and got a tattoo, which she would not be too happy about. He pulled the prank off flawlessly, but as he was getting ready for bed he tried washing the tattoo off. Nope, it wasn't coming off. Thinking it'll just wear off or he'll ask my mom use one of her "concoctions.". The next day that "fake" tattoo scabbed up. Not wanting it to become infected he used antiseptic, Vaseline and covered it with a bandage. When my Dad passed away at 99 years old that tattoo was still clearly visible! He often wondered about his buddies kid, seeing ss hed had "that sh1+ all over his entire body!" Imagine buying a toy tattoo kit as a Christmas gift for your kid which turns out to NOT BE A TOY, but a real tattoo gun! If you're not aware, back in the 1940's up until the mid 1970's no safety oversight or testing was performed on toys, cribs, highchairs, playpens etc. before they became available to any "Tom, Dick or Harry," who wanted to buy them, i.e.; remember the chemistry set which included Uranium and SEVERAL other chemicals and substances, which combined had the potential to cause major injury and/or death! Ido, I had one! One sad note occurred due to several factors, part because the tattoo was truly difficult to read and covered his wrist (ICY) and we were of Jewish decent. Which is why my Semper Fi Dad during WWII was sent to the Pacific Front instead for fear of what might happen should he be captured by the Na Z1's. So many people from that era believed it was a number tattooed on him from his time in a Na. Zi concentration camp! (He was never in one just to be clear) Regardless of that sadness, every time someone asked about his tattoo he'd regale them with this story. Which my mom swore was true and accurate. I was blessed to hear this story and many, many more growing up. In fact as an adult whenever I introduced anyone new to my Dad I'd beg him to tell some of my favorite stories! So my dad would tell the story again! Miss you Daddy!

[@CPL.van7]

8:43 An elaborate male tramp stamp. 🤣 🐍

[@kayalua]

Thanks dude your video made my day. Feel free to use my hands for a video I sent you the photo last week. Think they hold out really well. Have a kick ass week.

[@shadow_entity9191]

We went from skeleton above nose to skeleton in ear... What will be next?

[@mjriemen]

Tulip St ZIP HOODIE 🥳 In black… Would buy 💯

[@Sako1996]

Can't wait to see a 100k subscriber plaque in the background in a couple of months ;)

[@crabking9215]

the mask at 29:00 maybe looks off because there is just too much gray. the contrast is to similar so the image is just "muddy" should have been just more skin or even white if possible instead there are little blacks and grays all over.

[@michaelcrivers]

Wizard tattoo was fire… how could I find similar ones to it??

[@hayley8509]

I was starting to develop a fondness for you Kirk, but not liking cats? Unforgivable. 😡

[@rgtn2441]

How do you not call out the line weight on that tiger? That above all is missing !

[@michelledml3162]

Can you show pic’s of some of the tattoo’s you have done? It would be nice to see visual representation of how traditional is supposed to look in comparison to some of the traditional from other artists. Thank you!

[@aaronvigil2870]

3 months later my ear still looks the same, but i get what you're saying thanks for the feedback

[@giusti2383]

could u send in a pic after a year or two? really interested in getting something in the ear too and would like it see how it holds

[@jesseclayborn]

Is it just me or is the tattoo at 3:40 seems strange it's like this shirt doesn't quite look real. something's off about it.

[@MisadventureMisty]

I think it’s because whoever took the pic put a HEAVY filter over it so the blacks look blacker and the whites look whiter. So that white shirt looks almost fake.

[@GandalfThaWhite]

Love the vids Kirk, Keep on keeping on

[@Tmc513]

Love and support for your channel 🦚

[@kirkfagantattoo]

Thank you friend

[@gylization]

Sailor Jerry would do a big ass purple dragon...

[@monkeytennis7477]

I've been watching your videos for a couple of months now, and today it became crystal clear to me, that you would hate every single one of my tattoos. I like it when the universe sends me messages but I don't like feeling bad about myself. Adios 💀

[@Jaguarkralle1]

Hahahahaha I feel you, Kirk probably wouldn't like half of my tattoos 😂 but tbf American traditional also isn't exactly my favourite style. It's a hit or miss for me. I still appreciate his technical knowledge.

[@howdy1312]

I think all that matters is that you like them!! I only have one tattoo, and it's rainbow text with no black outline 😂😂😂 Kirk would DESPISE it. But I love it sm and wouldn't trade it for anything!! Don't let anyone spoil your fun.

[@AndrueSOCAL]

Hey what do you think of Chinese machines specifically dragonhawk there prices go up and down a lot of deals from that company

[@caileyjohnson1016]

Don’t roast the first pic of my homies arm like that 👺

[@__unwavering]

Kind of want to submit my knuckles that day "wasted". Or WAS TED. Sigh.

[@ambermartinez6587]

“ I love saying words and I love talking shit” yeeeeessss🩷😂😂💕

[@joyfulgirlrecovery7526]

I’m so sending in some tats to be judged - I can’t wait to be judged 😂

[@SonotmickeY3626]

might be getting my first tattoo for my birthday (3ish months) and im so excited but nervous and im planning on it just being a flower and bees

[@dennisjohnson8967]

I’m guessing from the line quality and the style of the hands that the Broccoli holding the pizza was done by a graffiti writer

[@evanfisher8303]

1 vote for a kazuo oguri dragon back piece.

[@cockroachjohnson]

Damn the ear tattoo been a blob for like 6 hours already.

[@Sykelops]

Damn. I got mildly roasted.

[@ainnochaim9450]

Were you one of the artists?

[@Sykelops]

@ainnochaim9450 no. It was my tattoo

[@m.i.a.-soul]

Which one?

[@ainnochaim9450]

@@Sykelops come on. You have to tell us which one! 😄

[@Sykelops]

Mine is the first one. It was definitely a style choice that I wanted. I specifically asked for the blue eye thingys 😂.

[@joyfulgirlrecovery7526]

Can I send in a tattoo that is so F’d up and I just need a helpful idea for how to fix it

[@davechurch9354]

Love and respect from nz ❤

[@KenseiAbbot]

Ross V in Los Angeles for traditional Japanese at ten thousand waves shop.

[@Glacialls]

watched this while getting inked

[@purplerider2362]

Kirk did you hear about the tattoo artist that was shot and killed in his own shop?? In Albuquerque, Por Vida tattoo shop. Just wondering what your thoughts are? It seems rather crazy to me.

[@robertwoodward3860]

Sir can we hear the ”Booty Rooty” phrase origin story

[@roger5469]

I wanna send some of tattoos to be reviewed

[@melian9999]

That robot woman is a cool design, but the anatomy is really wonkey, the stomach should line up better and the lines are off. Look deeper, the left side was much better than the right half, feels rushed

[@FantasticCalamity]

Bruh, that ship with the sparrows and the girl... She has two elbows!

[@ainnochaim9450]

Like most people

[@FantasticCalamity]

Not on the same arm... LMAO @@ainnochaim9450

[@holy_1]

12:35 there is now way that tattoo is real😂 what is going thru people minds

[@LeXyStAr77]

8:32 the more I looked the more I saw a lil tiny mustache and not a nose

[@joyfulgirlrecovery7526]

Omg the poop 😂

[@ornifexxx]

first one gave me Tumblr vibes

[@GraveStalker]

Kurts Yeah but Nahs.

[@M_O_AAA]

11:55 Yooooooooooo lmao

[@thekingofnot8453]

PLUG THE NEW CHANNEL

[@topflightillusions9425]

My tattoo is at 18:04 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@anagutierrez4987]

Love your vidéos Kirk, they make me laugth a lot, but sometimes you liké thé ugliest shit 😘

[@livethegimmick24-7]

Why the hate for camping? Did you have a bad experience at band camp? Do tell......

[@6kaijutsu66]

goddamn that video is cool!

[@m.i.a.-soul]

22:53 😂❤

[@SambarDad]

Hi Kirk!

[@kirkfagantattoo]

Hello friend!

[@dinkerz]

11:55 was that tattoo of a holy shit?

[@th3adv3rsari]

needed ol pony boy for that metallic mask. who would have killed that one. great video again brother!

[@Chickenmaster0-x6l]

Kichi ban irin

[@zoebailey]

Man you're going to get so many toilet pics now

[@skunkcabbages5040]

I need to get instagram I'd love Kirk to tell me I’m a basic bitch with a basic bitch tattoo even though I’m a dude; for my first tattoo when I was 14 in the 90s being a tribal tattoo

[@JaredTruesdell]

U look cool pepe lol