Johnny Depp's funniest moments in court ☝️💀( part 6 )

johnny depp's funnies moments in court part 6
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[@renae9304]

This is what i need after crying for the 800th time over avengers endgame

[@JorgePerez-tx9dq]

Major facts

[@shoegum7362]

Greatest two movies made

[@WillowGraceMoffat]

How is the most relatable thing ever 😂

[@Stickflood]

rip iron man :(

[@mr.moonmn9040]

pls never speak again

[@nikkigin3093]

Imagine telling Johnny to grow up when you not even potty trained💩

[@Hannahhink]

Hahaha good one 😂

[@nikkigin3093]

@@Hannahhink thank you😂

[@ginaswellnessdiaries7491]

🤣🤣🤣

[@thesaeed55]

Buhahahaha best

[@yaelyefet4905]

Best. Comment. Ever. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tabj2615]

Amber: “ grow the fck up Johnny” Also amber: poops in the bed

[@lloiisaa2574]

Lmaoo

[@imaanib5080]

frr like tf💀💀

[@MR-SR20]

Poopy Amber 😂🤣

[@joshuaarnold8709]

@@MR-SR20 amber turd

[@tabj2615]

@@MR-SR20 dude, I smoke Iqos and I used to smoke the orange label called Amber, forget about it, it’s poop to me now. Now I smoke the yellow one.

[@luckyinugirl1816]

I know a lot of people say the trial shouldn't have been televised but if it hadn't, we wouldn't have been able to see with our own eyes who was actually telling the truth.

[@YvonneJohnson-sp1uo]

There both actors there taught how to pretend

[@Miss-Veldkamp-NL]

He would died in jail if he claimed to be an abuser. And she's living her life like nothing happens. See the difference..

[@YvonneJohnson-sp1uo]

But there both actors

[@Miss-Veldkamp-NL]

​@YvonneJohnson-sp1uo she's a pretty bad one..

[@susanrioux6687]

@@YvonneJohnson-sp1uoIt’s not about the acting. It’s about the very real evidence or in her case lack of evidence or medical reports. Do you know anyone who was assaulted in the manner and number of times Amber claims and not once in 5 years did she ever seek medical attention. That’s just not possible-. It’s funny hearing her say she “barely survived” yet she never saw any physician or medical facility. Self reporting to a therapist can’t heal the injuries she would have had if her accusations were true.

[@saranay3436]

The fact that she actually wore the outfit of Dr. Evil still makes me laugh x'D

[@eimz28]

Lol never noticed this 😅

[@archange8030]

I was seriously waiting for her to put her pinky in her mouth and start plotting world domination with a mini clone of herself that she unironically calls “Mini-Me”

[@JossetteHelena]

Hahahahhahahha

[@SterlingsOpinion]

Reminded me of Hillary Clinton lol

[@Wolvesgaze]

OMG, I never realizes that!! It is so funny! She just needs to put her pinky to her lips.. 😂

[@iwillchokeyou9508]

bruuuhh it's so embarrassing watching her fake emotions and fake crying. i lied and fake cried better than that when i was 7 years old💀💀

[@omqitzlashawn4829]

LOL

[@iqbalaristima7700]

The second hand embarrassment was so strong when she did that🤣

[@atoahudi9956]

I thought I was only the one💀💀💀💀

[@ravages8900]

That's not a good thing why you gotta be a drama queen

[@thelostsou1]

LMAOO fr

[@kizzy2874]

She was so scared she bought him a giant knife for his birthday. Got a restraining order against him then invited him over for a hug 💀💀

[@maxine5796]

😭

[@LuckyCharms23]

Please elaborate on the knife story.... cuz of we ain't all getting punk'd at this point....wtf is wrong with her

[@jeffhampton7405]

@@LuckyCharms23 It’s a big ass Crocodile Dundee knife with an “until death” inscription in Spanish.

[@taraalan1131]

Someone she said self harmed using knives…

[@SendMilfPics]

@@taraalan1131 yeah she’s a psycho and besides she is the one who has a documented history of cutting herself which was brought up from her psych’s testimony and she was cross examined on it lol she’s just straight up evil

[@pjsadventure4861]

He called us ✨RELATIVES✨ 🥺🥰💖

[@hannahreed2451]

This video is absolutely hilarious but on a more serious note I genuinely love to see how he is with his fans. Every single day, before and after court he would always stop and acknowledge them. I’ve seen the videos of him pulling out of court for the day and he has his driver stop so he can accept gifts from his fans. Every day. I know that one clip was supposed to be funny but when he looked at the camera and said “those are all relatives” my heart swelled a little. He legitimately appreciates his fans and while it’s impossible for him to meet ALL of them, the ones he does get to see he makes sure they know he’s heard them, and he’s grateful for them. It’s more than wholesome to see in the midst of all this chaos.

[@joswenson8285]

He IS that way ALL THE TIME!!

[@unclebensrice4702]

It’s funny how she always talks about how “scared” she was around Johnny yet in all of the audio recordings she never sounds afraid

[@Morhan_Jehnez]

Maybe not afraid but I do think she felt unsettled watching him slam the kitchen cabinets. Not that this proves anything of course, just that she isn't some unfeeling drone out to ruin someone's life. She's a real human being with situational understanding and knows what emotions feel like, yet she continues to try and manipulate, abuse and hurt the people around her despite knowing that they are fully capable of feeling anything she has felt.

[@hello-ke6js]

and she bought him a knife as a gift

[@unclerandy1023]

She sounds like a rowdy dude

[@cheenqian57]

she was not how scared, she was rather the scaring one

[@Americasorola]

She sounded like she was afraid he was gonna leave and she got anxious and angry that’s what she sounds like

[@spudthefluffyfox]

The fact that nobody gave a crap when she walked into court, but everybody cheered for Johny depp, makes me laugh so hard

[@tatianavieiradesapires1327]

Well...at some point? Amber actually did give...a crap aswell..😏👊🖤 lmao

[@cheerioos6057]

@@tatianavieiradesapires1327 people like you make my soul happy

[@tatianavieiradesapires1327]

@@cheerioos6057 😉😂😘👊☮️🍀🌟 Tysvm TC n be safe. ❤️

[@TheSexynay89]

Yea the cricket chirping was icing on the cake for me 😭🤣💀

[@wolfypoison4330]

No no. They gave a crap. They were booing.

[@TaurusWitch29]

Wow its insane how hughes couldnt remember anything but diagnosed her with incomplete, unethical tests, yet the forensic psychologist curry could list off every single test and its function and the scores amber had WITHOUT any notes 😂

[@familhagaudir8561]

Amber's "expert therapist" dosen't need to be knowledgeable, acurate, honest, or truthful, because she is following the Duluth model of domestic violence, according to which men are always the abusers, even if all the evidence shows the woman is doing all the violence, she's just "punching back" at "other types of abuse". Taken to its logical conclusion, the Duluth model gives us laws outlining a woman can perpetrate the premedited killing of her husband, despite nothing actually preventing her from leaving and seek help, and make the case he was exerting "coercive control" against her. If the feminist-educated judge is convinced, she will go free.

[@emmamanninen9657]

Honestly. I’m still watching this even after the trial finished and cringing at whatever Amber says.

[@AramGoat]

Bro, she literally claims she "never hit Johnny, no even once." Then she claims that she had to hit Johnny back during their fights.

[@NeverOutOfTheFight]

I be saying, like girl give up

[@wd5739]

She also claims she never EVER did drugs with him and then went on to talk about a time they did drugs -_-

[@AramGoat]

@@wd5739 "I swear I never did drugs with him, anyways, wanna hear about the time Johnny did cocaine for a weekend and I just watched nothing else?"

[@NotaArtist]

The clear lack of a foundation in her lies is truly astounding. It's like a horrifying nature documentary I can't look away from

[@LJ-tq1xg]

If she wins its honestly a travesty

[@divinelyvile5536]

"Those are relatives. All relatives." God I am glad I always stuck by him from the beginning. I love this man so much 😂

[@KnittingGirl28]

That part is funny and sweet. I was worried when the case started that it was gonna be a tough case for him, I hadn't really heard much of the situation till it was set to go to court. Now it just feels very comedic and not very serious😂

[@imaanib5080]

same. he was my childhood and I always believed him when amber first made accusations. he deserves justice

[@emmetzinada]

I really relate to the girl screaming te amo lol

[@clabrazil666]

@@imaanib5080 yes, I said from the beginning that if he was a violent person, there would have been at least rumors before Amber. And after she came out about it, there would be other women and former partners confirming Amber's claims. But the fact that every single one of his former partners speak highly of him was always very telling for me. Violent behavior like what she claims she experienced doesn't develop out of the blue like that, it escalates over the years, and is present in every relationship, at least to a certain degree.

[@hernameisflipper5852]

@@imaanib5080 Mine also I been a fan of JD since he was in "Outsiders" & another one of my favorites movies of JD's & I haven't seen anyone mention it or talk about it & that's the movie "(What's Eating Gilbert Grape)"where JD played alongside "(Leonardo DiCaprio & Juliette Lewis)"also that movie was break out for Leo & showed his true potential for his acting career

[@mr.grumpy3683]

3:50 got me dead fr. Even police had hard time not to greet Johnny.

[@margotrobbie8582]

I sont see police greeting Johnny here

[@flatouttruthterryreicher1976]

I guarantee everyone of those police got Jd’s autograph before that trial was over. Not on camera of course.

[@hannahframpton9235]

I think they meant 4.15-4.35ish The cops guarding the court entrance 🤷‍♀️

[@mysticgaming2455]

The way Johnny turns around laughing thinking "I'm done with this kraken" 😂😂

[@nas8807]

“When you first get hit you never forget that day… I just had the date wrong” IM SO DONE 💀💀💀💀

[@shadow23498]

From all the things I saw until now, that one broke me XD 😆

[@4RT1ST.]

“You never forget it” also”I just got the date wrong” SO YOU DO FORGET IT MISS GIRL CAUGHT IN ANOTHER LIE

[@hannahreed2451]

😆

[@vchhum77]

🤣🤣🤣

[@alexthomas3745]

Lol so true. After that, if i would be de Judge, i would declare:" ok. Thats enough. I end the trial . Mr Depp is innocent, and you, Mrs Heard, i condamn you to jail because you are too stupid.".

[@kissvera6386]

For a professional actor, she's surprisingly bad at faking emotions EDIT: Since people are not shutting up about this in the replies, let me help you guys with the definition of the word professional: "Engaged in a specified activity as one's main paid occupation rather than as a pastime. Example: "a professional boxer"." This is all I meant, that being an actor is her occupation, it's her job that she gets paid for. It's a neutral term. Now please stop trying to correct me, thanks.

[@mikerotch8375]

You only get one take in court.

[@Soulessnight4]

Same with the girl from twilight

[@Eeveeleafz]

I cringe so hard at her fake crying, like it looks like she’s trying to make herself cry but epically failing

[@worrylesssmilemore6451]

Being a professional actor, doesn't necessarily mean you're good at your job 😅

[@masondt12807]

She's not a very good actor...

[@Bellacore0]

“” my dog stepped on a bee 🐝 “” * proceeds to fake cry *

[@jordank6961]

And so a meme was born 😅😂😂😂

[@Sharki4lifer]

Thats where it comes from!!

[@AshtonVT]

Her acting in court is how little kids act when they supposedly get hurt.

[@bogdanstaicu40]

Ah yes, JD the monster who hugs his fans whenever he gets the chance, the monster who literally had to be dragged along by his bodyguards because he wouldn't stop giving autographs, the same monster who visited countless ill children...damn...such a horrible monster...He isn't perfect, nobody is, but he is definitely not a monster, that can be assured. Respect Johnny Depp.

[@engimoon3954]

worst monster ever... unbelievable. How dare he be nice to his fans?

[@mynameisizumialt657]

yeah the monster that literally calls his fans his relatives what a fucking monster

[@laylahherrera2858]

Such a horrible abusive monster who slapped the hand of his security guard for trying to take a teddy bear from him😂

[@zurfergoth]

he should be Sullivan from monsters Inc.

[@ginaswellnessdiaries7491]

❤️❤️❤️💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@liv9388]

The fact that she calls him “the monster" in court is disgusting, and the fact that the judge allows it is even stupider.

[@poggest_of_them_all]

Nah its fine jhonny is still laughing at her so it's probably fine with em and its so obvious that she's lying so no one cared what she said so that's why the judge don't care what she says.

[@mexiplays9184]

@The Amber Heard Playlist!! Really?! Please do tell. The lawyers haven't found anything. So please let us know.

[@dunkthepeach2170]

@@mexiplays9184 wait a freaking minute DID THEY MAKE AMBER TURD BOTS??? DUDE WHAT MAN

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

If Amber's insisting on hanging herself, let her.

[@gghost2255]

@The Amber Heard Playlist!! Be gone bot

[@rawlivingwithdisabilities]

1:18 I thought acting was memorising your lines 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kaylynvandermerwe]

Johnny bowing to his fans is so precious

[@madi-60]

Damn, how did she become a professional actor if she can’t even fake cry?

[@lilmissredbonee]

Yes I can do better, and cry on cue. She should never get another job offer.

[@madi-60]

@@lilmissredbonee 1000% agreed

[@Prplflwr]

You just have to think about something extremely sad (maybe a death in your family) and there you go, real tears!! But no, she literally has no feelings.

[@j.artiste8596]

She got roles because she was Depps wife 🤷‍♀️

[@gamermike24]

Real actors use traumatic/sad memories of their past to start tearing up. Take Christopher Judge for example, when doing mocap for God of War he had to envision a promise he made to his kids to start crying. He did this during a scene where Kratos was digging up and embracing a memory of his past that he wanted to forget. You even hear his voice soften up for a second after the reveal(no spoilers). That's a real actor! At this point it is clear Miss Turd lacks any of such.

[@worldwide2358]

Looking back at this now, it’s definitely hilarious 😂 😂😂

[@familhagaudir8561]

It's funny now that most people don't believe her despite the ACLU and the N.O.W. still parading her as a "survivor of domestic violence". It was pure nightmare for Johnny when Heard was Listened and Believed and everything was taken from Johnny.

[@-spacedout--spacebound-7438]

6:56 boi she literally admitted ON THE STAND that she hit him

[@VIKTOR-ck3dx]

​@Johnny Depp . Warning fake Depp account asking for money !!!!

[@briamortiz6728]

I was honestly embarrassed for her when she started fake crying the faces she was making just had me weak I couldn't stop laughing at her when she started stuttering continuously 💀

[@tehaforde7369]

Her face be looking like boruto crying one💀💀💀

[@littlep.6957]

Stuttering because she was lying and searching for words to continue lying. She is such a liar. I cannot stand looking at this woman.

[@maxine5796]

Save

[@briamortiz6728]

@@tehaforde7369 ONG IT DOES BRU LOOL

[@otakuanimeworld8228]

​@@tehaforde7369naaah, he looked better than her

[@elichu1173]

Amber: "I was scared" Also her: *didn't run and tell the police about it* *casually filmed Johnny instead of asking him what's up privately and comfort him*

[@j.artiste8596]

Yeah, abusers do not get angry over embarrassing pictures, no worries 🤷‍♀️ (for those abused, this was Sarcasm. Absolutely do NOT embarrass an abuser, it will end bad)

[@wendyhardin5259]

She is vile and disgusting.

[@fkngboss1470]

yeah if JD catch her for sure he would hit her she may be never survived, oh wait....

[@reborne_by_maria4063]

yeah i dont get it too

[@worrylesssmilemore6451]

So, this is not me standing up for Amber Heard in any way, because I honestly do believe she is lying through her teeth. With that said, please keep in mind that not all true DV victims will report it, nor will they run to the police station to tell the police about it. Some true DV victims will never report it, but some will build up the courage over time to remove themselves from the situation and it can take several attempts of leaving before they finally leave for good.

[@idlekitty-tj3111]

The best part is how free Johnny is. You can see it in the way he talks when he enters/exits court

[@hevoskuiskaaja2008]

Best was the dude giving testemony in the car driving around 😂😂😂 The judges face after that.

[@Deseko]

Depp: Visits children in hospital Teard: Lies about donating to childrens hospital

[@YourLocalInquisator]

Teard? Turd? Unheard?

[@azizulhakim7671]

Teard🤣🤣🤣🤣expect there was no tears

[@CatsArePeopleToo]

This should be a tshirt!

[@calix_mayeus]

@@YourLocalInquisator Seared?

[@idkwtf2makemyusername104]

I sometimes burst out laughing at really inappropriate times and there's no doubt in my mind that if I was there, I'd be thrown out 4 uncontrollable laughing. Lawd have mercy this is insane.

[@martika100arredondo7]

Same here🤣🤣🤣

[@nickkray5938]

#metoo#

[@exemplar7205]

Im the exact same, its usually after Amber says something so unbelievable i have to laugh to believe its even been said.

[@iamvmotherfucker]

Yeah we need to keep you out of the courthouse, brother

[@K3L3X]

Me too XD

[@joeyj5924]

You just know that Ben is part of Johnny's inner "relatives" now along with the rest of the team. Love how he puts his hand over his chest the way Johnny does when they greet each other lol. So much respect for one another. Like they from another planet lol.. *planet cool*

[@tiffany7023]

Hearing the crowd booing Amber as she went inside is life sustaining.

[@TIkeapsS]

"They're relatives"- joke or not- no backsies Johnny, we're family now

[@apersonwhocantmoveitmoveit7688]

Exactly

[@liboud22]

Always have been!

[@blobdagoaton30fps13]

"I was alarmed Johnny was burning himself with the cigarette while he was sleeping, so I obviously do the right thing and just take a picture"

[@kendawyatt3219]

Exactly! My husband burning himself or spilling food I’d be so quick to clean him up! I do it for my best friend when they get too drunk…. Like what kind of sociopath treats someone like this?

[@garfield685]

That was crazy, says it all right there

[@gengremspring4553]

AND, it was actually AH that burned JD on his handsome face with a cigarette. Stupid and ultimately EVIL, this excuse for a human...

[@StandYourGroundHomestead]

I remember watching this trial every single day, leaving it on the entire length of each day in court. The best entertainment I've ever had. 😂

[@jordyschulz1989]

Rewatching this stoned is a treat

[@lilakia7283]

“That’s something you never forget” “I just had the date wrong” 😂😂😂😂

[@JxArrieta]

AJJAJAJJAJAJAJSJ

[@MikatheVoidStar]

The amount of respect people have for Johnny Depp is amazing.

[@gengremspring4553]

And rightfully so...care to elaborate?

[@MikatheVoidStar]

@@gengremspring4553 What is there to elaborate on. I think he rightfully deserves that respect

[@tiffany7023]

11:55 Zoom in to the light blue straw looking thing. THAT'S A TAMPON APPLICATOR!!! Really Amber 😂🤣🤣👏

[@tomicruzica9108]

9:00 the „oh really” sent me🤣

[@marielar.8386]

“You never forget it..I just got the date wrong” what lol

[@Angel-ii2ko]

I thought I was the only one, like huh??? 😂😂

[@simplyplayer2418]

Johnny referring all his fans and people that were supporting him hoping he wins as relatives made me rly happy and laugh for some reason😂

[@mateensalaam5654]

Same here fam !

[@dumbassstardewvally5422]

I love that he's done that for a long time and continues to

[@natalyalassiter1107]

" You never forget when someone hits you like that for the first time.... " I jUsT hAd tHe DaTe WrOnG 😂

[@kellz5135]

Whenever im feeling blue i always come and watch the JD & AH court clips. Reminds me that no matter how bad life can get sometimes, ive never had to be in AH head. It must be freaking turmoil in there. She is unhinged.

[@uhm.okay.]

all of Johnny fans cheering when Johnny Arrives and booing when Amber arrives that was funny

[@glittergamer765]

Relatives...They're all relatives to Jonny.

[@Collymillad]

I love how the cop who ignores her already has sunglasses on.

[@Levfomin]

the authenticity of the person is so much important than proving yourself.

[@CradleRobbingRuthy]

Thank you to the people who were close enough to attend and cheer johnny, it was important for those of us c that live so far from there. Your cheers were beautiful

[@jacquelinehunter7065]

“Those are relatives. All relatives.” What a sweetheart about his fans. To have that relationship with his fans that have believed him and had faith in him this whole time is incredible. And shows that AH is full of it and not wanted or believed in or that no one has any faith in her maybe even her lawyers 👀👀

[@eloisemachado2687]

Jacqueline, o BRASIL 🇧🇷 está de 👁️👁️ na Crazy Amber 🤮🤯💩. LOVE JOHNNY DEPP 💓💐🍀⭐⚖️💎🏆👑🥇🎁🌷🌻

[@erenssoulmate5808]

@The Amber Heard Playlist!! ur mom

[@greenfromrainbowfriends1528]

@The Amber Heard Playlist!! who asked?

[@julienewman1761]

@The Amber Heard Playlist!! Hello Amber, still lying I see. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🙄🙄🙄

[@yukijones4026]

@The Amber Heard Playlist!! lol supposed 2 pieces of content against all the evidence that has been shown in court about amber heard being abusive, and I'd love to see that supposed content if it actually exists, and if it even involves being violent against amber or if he's just hitting some cabinets lmao

[@giselleortizxo]

“you never forget the first time someone hits you like that… i just got the date wrong” SHE DID NOT 💀💀

[@emilymathews7073]

I love Johnny's clothes, esp his ties!!! Bravo to his stylist. Wow. The tie with the HUGE polka dots is the best!!!

[@FACEBOOK6250]

A true gent. Well done Johnny acknowledging his fans upon arrival. Huge respect to him. Love ya Johnny. 👍👍👍🍻🍻🍻🍻

[@summertime5582]

Having a bottle of water that says “SMART” behind Johny’s left shoulder is such a brilliant trolling and psychological manipulation. Love this level of intelligence 😂

[@t-k4560]

its a water bottle

[@sexybeast469]

its just a fucking water bottle

[@owl3093]

I liked this comment, but that’s a legitimate brand of water and probably wasn’t intentional

[@bullitt68390]

Those lawyers are on 800 bucks an hour at least. My lawyer is paid 2 grand a day and he manipulates the system like that, its subconscious manipulation. Everything is set to a plan. Great pickup by the way. not many people notice the small details like that.

[@rageagainstthemainstream2164]

@@bullitt68390 what have you done to those apples to need to pay a lawer 2k a day

[@mysticove9697]

This case has so many memes, but the only things that get me are: mY dOg StEpPeD oN a BeE and Johnny asking: "How did they know" Because really, how DID they know...

[@Scarlett.Granger]

Yeah hello, the poor pupper has no fault in this!

[@juntii15]

A MEGA pint

[@cathemeraltheenby6840]

Can we stop talking about the muffins?

[@mysticove9697]

@@cathemeraltheenby6840 naw do u know the muffin man

[@KaniForLife]

@@mysticove9697 No cuz I'm not European

[@pamlatham2762]

This is a new comedy series!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kaylynvandermerwe]

The way she stares at the jury makes my skin crawl... Some of them also said they were so uncomfortable

[@crackheadcandy1283]

He knows he’s in the right, so he has nothing to worry about

[@sirthisisawendys9030]

You’d be surprised by how often people take a woman’s side simply because she a woman. I am glad that’s obviously not the case here though.

[@crackheadcandy1283]

@@sirthisisawendys9030 I mean yeah, but what I meant was that he doesn’t need to worry about lying, fake tears. Etc.

[@TessavandieKaap]

I’m glad she tells such bad lies in front of the jury 😂

[@charliebarrett559]

so so many lies she forgets half of them crazy person

[@karinirene-sv2hx]

@@charliebarrett559 She is still on the warpath now !!!!!! EVIL !!!!

[@1WFran]

She will never get away from her own reflection

[@divinize7166]

In the future someone will say “I didn’t punch him, I hit him” and ppl will be like “Ah. Classic.”

[@yashasvibhatt1951]

Johnny calls Amber "Amber" Lawyers: Mr depp be respectful Johnny: Sorry "Ms Heard" Amber calls Johnny "Johnny" Lawyers: [*_silence intensifies_*]

[@kives6392]

Fk you are right. I didnt even notice that

[@whitepaper5241]

It's funny because in my country, calling someone by their last name is considered very disrespectful, even though you call them by Mr or Ms first.

[@woozihae]

@@whitepaper5241 same lol

[@yahikopain7040]

U guys have disrespectful in calling a name?

[@TheOriginal_Unaleska]

Even Turds lawyers are gaslighting him.

[@martinclark7000]

It cracked me up when she smiled but then realised that she was ment to be sad and went back to fake crying lol

[@carlacastillo3110]

this is really funny, i love these clips.

[@catmansma]

This is the best one.

[@xXJasaxFerraroX]

I truly am happy JD notices he isn’t alone and when he gets out of his car with music blasting is like when he open the gates to the chocolate factory. He seemed to relive it. He sees many of his fans as his family.

[@youtubewontletme]

Well the ideal concept of family is people who are there for you, love you and support you and his fans have been doing all that so yea its sweet that he appreciates that and calls them relatives

[@sandracast]

And What a great musical choice! Bob Marley: War!! 🔥

[@justyourlocalcommenter7492]

“Those are relatives. All relatives.” lol it’s so heartwarming/gen c:

[@michelletavoian483]

He's fifty years old. You're in your 30s. He has a right to fall asleep. Plus he works long hours acting. More than you. Let's see you at 50

[@sayori5116]

Holy crap i didnt know jd was 50, he still looks so much younger than that

[@NuggieIsMissing]

@@sayori5116 he’s aged like fine wine let’s be honest

[@BEASTKINGBAKU]

@@sayori5116 he is 55

[@dantaylor1724]

@@BEASTKINGBAKU He's 58, 59 on June 9th.

[@pianospawn1]

She's gonna look like a dehydrated mummy crossed with Michael Jackson at his age.

[@grimmreaper-rc7br]

Amber: "you never forget one some one hit you like that" Also Amber: "I just got the date wrong

[@ausbushman2347]

This was a nice little highlight of Ambers complete lack of acting ability 🤣

[@Sho-gh2fr]

4:26 “Thos are relatives” BRO I LAUGHED SO FKING HARD

[@micaeladraws2806]

Tell me I'm not the only one who cringes every single time without fail, when amber decides it's time to fake cry

[@Libbathegreat]

You are not the only one. I can see her trying to work herself up to it and then.... nothing. It's like that massive 💩 that never comes

[@PT-we5vh]

Can't even watch it. It hurts so bad listetning to her and watching her

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

Especially looking like Dr. Evil.

[@mariilix6112]

I couldn’t even finish watching bro

[@angels0auras]

OMG Lol. The look on that lady's face after she heard the Turd PMSL 😆👊😆

[@jellowie9537]

Johnny, for this entire thing, was so silly and kind to everyone EXCEPT amber's team. its AMAZING.

[@mattcintron6372]

“Those are all relatives” it’s harder and harder not to love Johnny even more after this🤣🤣

[@davidwasson7768]

5:04 “You never forget it ... that’s how I remember it “ I lost it 😂😂😂😂

[@bobbihood8904]

Yeah she just had the date wrong! Wtf lol

[@ChelleKT1]

After saying that she had to look back at her therapists notes 😂. To be a good liar you have to have a great memory, this woman is all over the place with her lies.

[@karinirene-sv2hx]

AH is evil, we know that, but all those contradictions? Just stupid or unprepared ?

[@Solitarynana7870]

There is always the actress in her with such emotional and creative adjectives flying throughout her narrative. This is the days of our lives!

[@user-ne9ec3gj8c]

8:33 문 쾅! 착한 조니...

[@Mosuesos]

Bro I don’t understand how someone can be so chill during court 😭😭

[@jasmafrisinger9259]

Because he knows he isn't guilty. He knows she is lying and can't even keep her lies together either. Also her lawyer are absolutely dumb. I'm sure he thinks this situation is funny. I mean listen to amber and her lawyers. Hell I would be laughing too 😂

[@baseballdude779]

Even if their are instances of To Kill a Mockingbird level, this has gone sooooo much into Johnny's favor, it's almost laughable. As long as they are professional throughout, even if they are charged, they win through public perception.

[@j.artiste8596]

I faced an abuser in court for ten years. I handled it by not looking at him and try to meditate during the whole trial. Johnny is acting like classic abused victim.

[@topcat5233]

@@jasmafrisinger9259 i dont think her lawyers are dumb, they just have no actual facts or evidence to go on... so they try their hardest with essentially just cooked air..

[@gghost2255]

@@topcat5233 you sure? There are so many clips that make them so dumb you think they just goggled "how to be a lawyer". My favorite clip of this is when one of turds lawyers asked a question then literally 1 sec after said "objection: hearsay" to his own question lol.

[@noticeme6412]

Johnny was just pouring himself a large glass of wine, what’s the problem with that.

[@soberserotonin1850]

good ol’ mega pints 🤠

[@x_Scarecrow]

If I had to deal with someone as Amber Turd 24/7 I would get myself more than One Mega Pint lmao

[@izzee9900]

objection, "a mega pint of wine"

[@devinearhart6390]

To be fair, smashing cabinets and the like isn't good

[@FredRated1967]

@@devinearhart6390 True. But he is taking his frustration out on an inanimate object at least and not that vile woman.

[@elizabethcross12]

This was primo! Many thanks ! Well done! Bravo!

[@Lizardman76]

I personally rate this “show of the year” because this is just so entertaining

[@LittleVboh]

Here are some quick facts about Amber that we know that are proven: 1) He wasn't the only alcoholic and drug abuser. She drank 2 bottles of wine a day, took drugs as well by her own admission. 2) Caught lying about using the makeup that didn't exist back then to "cover her bruises" frequently, which was refuted by the makeup company in court. 3) Past domestic violence arrest against her ex, literally charged and arrested. Plus admitted to domestic violence against Johnny. Plus suspicion of domestic violence against her own sister (her sister was discussing it with her friends by the poolside in a video clip), and assaulted her ex-best friend in public. In contrast Johnny has no history of being violent towards women, every single one of his ex gfs and spouses all speak highly of him, and has said he's never laid hands on them. 4) Audio recording of her admitting to cutting his finger in Australia (not allowed in this trial due to technicalities), proving again that her testimony was a lie. (one of the voices on the tape is now deceased and can't testify) 5) Her psychologist lied about Amber having no domestic violence history and was called out by Johnny's attorney. 6) Has NO witnesses or evidence (all conveniently random strangers that she doesn't know or deceased people like the bodyguard) 7) Her longtime assistant testified under oath that she did not once see or hear any physical abuse from Depp or ever saw any injuries on Heard in all the years. She also testified under oath that Heard spit ON her face when she asked for a raise 8) She visits Dr Kipper's office the day after an alleged incident where she was severely beaten, the doctor's medical report states her in perfect health, with no injuries of any kind on her, also state her skin was in perfect condition. Her explanation was "this was a partial report and I didn't have time to get into the details with the doctor about the injuries". (Day 16 of trial cross examination) 9) Allegedly got her nose broken, hit multiple times, her scalp and hair ripped off, penetrated by a bottle, dragged over broken glass and got her arms and legs "pretty cut up", then somehow felt safe enough to take sleeping pills with her "attacker" in the same house, woke up the next day and made him coffee, then went to James Corden's show miraculously healed. No marks, no scars, no pictures, no medical report . Hair stylist saw no signs of abuse, the hair stylist would've been inches away from her face looking at all the details while working on her appearance, and she saw 0 injuries. Multiple witnesses (including 3 cops) saw no signs of abuse. 10) Allegedly got raped and assaulted multiple times on her honeymoon, then wrote Johnny a love letter saying "it was the most amazing and beautiful honeymoon any girl could've ever dreamed of". (evidence presented in Day 18 of trial) 11) Claimed she wanted to leave Johnny, but in all the audio clips she was the one begging him to stay. Claimed she always tried to de-escalate, but in audio clips she was always the aggressor preventing him from leaving and taunting him . 12) In all her "crying", there's never a single tear coming out of her eyes, even when reciting the most "traumatic experience". 13) Allegedly feared for her life but bought him a large knife. 14) Testified under oath that she was beaten by Johnny with huge chunky rings on all his fingers, said she was "hit so many times in the face over and over again she lost count". The photos taken the next day shows her face completely spotless without any injuries, when cross examined, she answers "there do not appear to be any injuries on my face in that photo". 15) Caught lying under oath again saying she "didn't receive money" from Johnny when she got $7 million, and lying about "never assaulted" Johnny when she admits to it on tape. 16) Proven once again as a liar when she made public statement of donating 7 million dollars for children's hospital but in reality donated exactly 0 dollars before she was called out, also caught lying under oath about donating the money. Her sworn statement was "I donated the entire settlement of $7 million to charity", when cross examined, she states "I did not lie, I pledged the $7 million, "pledged" and "donated" are synonymous, they mean the same thing." (Day 16 of trial cross examination) 17) Blackmailing Depp with her attorney, trying to make a deal for 3 of the adjoining penthouses where they both lived, 50k monthly expenses, 500k in attorney fees and the SUV Depp let her drive in exchange for not filing the protection order. 18) Her publishing of the op-ed "domestic violence" piece is timed perfectly with the release of Aquaman film, it didn't get published when they divorced, or before, or right after, but instead it was published right when Aquaman was being released and when the "Me Too" movement was grabbing the most headlines. 19) Amber Heard's team desperately tried to stop the trial from being publicly broadcasted while Depp's team made sure it was made public 20) Long time friend and co worker of Amber Heard telling about her hardcore cocaine and drug habit dating all the way back to 2008 when they were close associates, (youtube show called "Steven and Jason" and in the newest episode titled "We need to talk about AH"). 21) Amber testified about having injuries such as “gross colored puss coming out of her temple” and “suffering a broken nose”, but when cross examined she changes the lines to “gross colored puss UNDER HER SCALP” and “FELT like a broken nose”, because she knew the evidence is about to show ZERO injuries visible on her. (How does she see gross colored puss under her scalp? With an X-ray machine??) 22) Allegedly got beaten up for FIVE YEARS and not a SINGLE injury shown on her face, no doctor visits, no dentists, no surgeons, no photos, despite countless appearances in public events and countless photos taken given her celebrity status, many of those public appearances were the night after "the beating", keep in mind the beating were all allegedly done by Depp with "huge chunky" rings on all his fingers, yet after five years of beating, she didn't need to visit the doctors once or show on sign of injury on her face, sounds like her facial bone density and durability of her skin can match that of armor platings. 23) Alleges Johnny slashed the soles of her feet, but was seen the next day walking completely normal, again no doctor visits or treatments of any kind even though she has a personal doctor on retainer. 24) Constantly changing details of her stories and allegations, she's already given 4 different versions of the poop incident, she has said "1: told security guard that she pooped and it was a practical joke gone wrong. 2: Johnny did it to frame her. 3: said it never happened and Johnny was gaslighting her. 4: said the tiny puppies did it." 25) Her lying under oath is not even worth mentioning anymore, there is too many to list, just to list a few in this trial alone. Lying about not receiving any money from Johnny, when in fact she received $7 million. Lying about having donated the money, when in fact she has donated $0 so far. Lying about never assaulted Johnny, when in fact she was recorded admitting to it multiple times. Lying about never assaulted anyone before, when in fact she's assaulted at least 4 that we have evidence of. Lying about her injuries, when a medical record showed absolutely no injuries. 26) She put someone through hell for years, publicly shamed and destroyed his career and life, just so she can be seen as a noble victim and use the attention and sympathy to advance her career and profile. She claims she's never wanted to be seen as a victim and wanted to move on, but appears in countless TV shows and articles talking about her "abuse" and "donation" non stop, literally appeared on every show she could to talk about her being a victim and being noble on the donation that never happened. 27) Amber's own friend, Tillet Wright, a long time close friend with Amber Heard, testified under oath that he's never seen or heard Amber being abused by Johnny Depp. (Day 20 of trial)

[@Sofiarosaa4]

This is amazing thank you for recollecting all the evidence so well together. At this point if the court doesn't believe Johnny it's fucked up

[@ezafazim]

Tq doll

[@captainpanic3616]

MY GUY HAS THE RECIPTS

[@bottleofcrackers2087]

Is it okay to share this to others?

[@chemistrysimplified198]

i appreciate all the time you spent writing this. amber is a fucking liar

[@Vortex_ICEcold]

4:38 I can’t stop laughing how it just cuts to him and his legal team just chillin drinking and eating candy 🤣🤣. Another day another dollar 💀🤣

[@kaylynvandermerwe]

Johnny in a cowboy hat assaulting cupboards is goals

[@StefthePirate91]

What have we learnt , amber hits/punches JD , JD slammes cabinets .

[@edenlevetzow4834]

The friendships between Johnny and his legal team is so frickin adorable

[@foodofthegods]

*nudges drawing* “yo ben check this out” *puts on glasses* “wow that’s great”

[@Megs901]

I like his sense of humor. I’ve never watched a JD film, or cared much about celebrity stuff. But he has won me over. He’s witty, and kind and she’s just making him look better and better. But she crazy...

[@everlight369]

Me too. I will probably still not watch his movies unless I’m a fan of his co-stars or the storyline. But yeah he is endearing in this trial. And Amber is a walking warning to everyone who cares about their sanity and body and their clean bed sheets to just runaway as soon as they see her.

[@Megs901]

@@everlight369 😂 💯

[@angelinparadise7282]

Same! My favorite movie with him was Cry Baby, other than that I didnt saw or cared much for the other movies. but after this I really like him as a person.

[@behindthecookie8653]

The man just laughing like the court is just comedy. I respect that cause I would honestly do the same thing.

[@nyancat2169]

Same. But his humor and overall chillness is appreciable.

[@joselopezlugo5433]

we need more of these...lol!

[@flamegangsititdown283]

I fucking love Johnnys entrance pulling up slapping bob marley 😂😂😂

[@zurfergoth]

man... I feel so bad for her lawyers. Trying to defend a person who has no evidence of abuse but her own pathetic testimony to give. I mean, just give up honey, you gonna piss off the jury and the judge. Even if she won't face jail time, she will if she keeps this shit going.

[@ginaswellnessdiaries7491]

I felt like the judge was getting angered today towards the end of her cross.

[@zurfergoth]

@@ginaswellnessdiaries7491 yeah. The judge is getting tired of the questions from Amber's lawyers. Today she sustain almos all the objections of Vasquez because the poor Ambers lawyer was trying so har not to have a "lead", "lack of foundation" and "hearsay".

[@FredRated1967]

I also heard talk that she's doing a bit of witness intimidation. This chick might be going to jail anyway.

[@zurfergoth]

@@FredRated1967 she deserves it. I won't be surprised if she does.

[@steveeardley4094]

I can't believe I'm watching this again, but I can't stop laughing 😎

[@Evilricky]

Definitely the funniest trial I’ve seen

[@tyronetaylor1689]

She sound like she wrote and prepared lines but forgot them and realized this is real life not a movie scene ☠️☠️

[@lucindatwo9921]

Maybe her lawyers should start yelling "cut" instead of "objection".

[@danraul9759]

"I was hitting you not punching you" Ah yes, because hitting someone is not physical assault 😂

[@sadsmalltoast1336]

I'm wheezing watching this 😂😂😂

[@njpatti114]

She only file divorce after he told her he was leaving

[@mybedissoft]

If I was apart of the Jury, I would’ve lost my cool after 10mins of her constantly looking at me. Seeing the court room literally break out in laughter a couple times throughout her being cross-examined was the best thing ever, one dude straight up had to leave ‘cause he couldn’t stop laughing. 😂