Jungle Cruise (Full Ride) Disney World's Magic Kingdom

Embark on a cruise where hippos, elephants and maybe even a headhunter await your arrival.
Trek to a forgotten tropical jungle outpost-home to suspended cargo nets, wooden crates and lanterns, and faded marquee signs-and board a canopied tramp steamer for a tongue-in-cheek adventure led by a trusty skipper through some of the world's most treacherous rivers.
A True-Life Adventure
During your 10-minute journey, encounter awesome wonders of nature amid some of the world's most exotic locales. Highlights of your unforgettable adventure include:
• The Amazon in South America
Drift past a canopy of green trees and flowering orchids where giant butterflies meet rushing waterfalls.
• The African Congo
Tour an abandoned Pygmy site, glimpse a massive python and snap a picture of a camp overrun by curious gorillas.
• The Nile River
Behold bathing elephants, angry hippos and hungry lions-but be on the lookout for a tribe of headhunters, recently spotted in the area.
• The Mekong River
Explore an age-old shrine, home to baboons, cobras and other wild creatures.
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[@LoganAshleyPurdyLuv]

This guy is literally one of my favorite tour guides on this ride. All those riders need to loosen up a bit and freaking relax. They're so serious and not playing along even though literally everyone in the comments found his jokes to be funny.

[@vantosh021705]

A prime example of how money can't buy you happiness

[@ya.ghostie]

"We're headed now into the Nile River. *We're still in Africa* It goes on for niles.. and niles.. and niles.. And if you don't believe me well you're just simply in-?" "DE NILE" "Africa, pay attention." The crowd was bad, guess they don't like puns lolol

[@kaylajenai7]

The crowd sucks. This guy is a riot. Puns for days 😂

[@komodoguy152]

Kayla A yes but he sounds dead inside aswell

[@rdwalter]

Every time the crowd sucks because most of them don't know this ride is actually a comedy show.

[@cuttersboi08]

The puns are not his. They're pre-scripted jokes, some of which I remember word for word from going to Disneyland as a child.

[@cuttersboi08]

@@rdwalter - of course it is! The crowd isn't what sucks here. It's his boring delivery and thinking that if he's loud that equates to comedy. It never does.

[@anthonywolfe7865]

All the comments below nailed it! If you don't play along, don't go on the ride! This is one of my wife's and my favorite rides because we play along.

[@shaniquaquiqui4328]

I like how the guide guy keeps the spirit even when the crowd doesn't.

[@DrRiverWho]

i got this intel from a guy who works there, the jokes are not scripted. they are sight based, and the skippers share jokes.

[@sarbellex3]

I laugh SO HARD when they scream at the hippos HAHAHAHA

[@epicbummbumm]

Since the tour guides use the same jokes because when I went my tour guide said the exact same lines he did and we were all dieing laughing. The crowd on this was very dull

[@maxyourmusic3395]

5:19 "HEY HIPPOS! BEAT IT!" I laughed so hard. That was great. Also the crowd wasn't even interacting, it's supposed to be fun.

[@TECfan1]

All the puns oh my lord. xD

[@adriannastar2200]

I think that guy was so funny. That crowd was horrible.

[@myahm8817]

wow the crowd was awful

[@kathynash1855]

Comment failed to post. Cancel ReplyI was thinking the same thing. Boring group there.

[@aorta222]

omg I was laughing at how horrible the crowd was. This was punny !

[@SchatziSugar]

omg that guy is spitting out pure comedy gold, those riders need to pull the stick out of their collective ass and throw it back into the water

[@theOlLineRebel]

Agreed. What a bunch of cynical mugwumps!

[@viajerogasolero9214]

Too much work for this guy! The ride don't helps him, very static....

[@dxfan18]

When you can't get to the places themselves, this is the next best thing in my book. Thanks for the upload!

[@tonysolomonscores5578]

Just returned from the cruise yesterday and have been for years. NOBODY beats SKIPPER JOSH!

[@izzymarie8987]

I remember going on this ride last year! Our skipper “got rid of” one of the attacking animals by saying “don’t worry I know how to get them to leave it worked with my ex ‘I LOVE YOU!’”

[@LauKungPow]

Wow, the crowd is awful :/

[@monishnapa5893]

I've been on that ride. Puns puns puns.

[@falsettobeans2029]

Me too

[@MasterLeonidasFong]

FYI, lots and lots of foreigners who don't speak a word of English constantly visit these parks. It so happens that this seems to be that crowd. Is not that they needed to loosen up is just that they didn't understand ;)

[@arloschneider9962]

Ilene Dover. Excuse me while I cry, because that is beautiful.

[@hmcvirgo92]

I think my sister, her fiance, and I were the only people who laughed at the puns when we went on this ride.

[@StarWarsTrekkie1342]

Me my dad and brother cheered for the backside of water. Our skipper was like "I dont think ive ever had anyone cheer for the backside of water!" We laughed at all the skipper's jokes. And it's because of the weird al song that we enjoyed it more than we were supposed to haha

[@nicolascangele5548]

i love this ride

[@jonathansetzer6456]

Ooh, very hyped crowd

[@linkfan160]

The whole time I was watching The African Queen all I could think of was this ride.

[@betelman]

Walt based it off of that film.

[@Acadian.FrenchFry]

That guy was so punny!

[@nicolecurry5627]

Your at Disney have fun people geez some people

[@nicolecurry5627]

I hardly go on vacation but if I did I would very excited then these people

[@sadadokis2709]

he really got me with the plants XDDDD

[@xelastarkly]

"Ginger snaps." ahahaha

[@platinumpeyton]

I love how deadpan this is

[@itsalro6877]

Much better than the one here in California! Thanks (:

[@sherriecosmo]

LOVE the soundtrack by Albert Awol...!

[@breeannwatkins6314]

I love this ride❤

[@shylahm2002]

He didn't do the joke that the person I had did :( he said something like "you know, my sisters a lawyer, I say the same thing ever 10 minutes... I bet my mom is so proud of me" unless he said it and I just missed it

[@SourShlee0]

+shylahm2002 they add their own jokes so its different every time:)

[@SunsetShimmerStudios]

Yeah mine said it too.

[@somegingerguy4242]

+shylahm2002 These guys do some improv during the ride. They tend to say different things at times when off the scripted parts. One time in the temple the guide began singing 'it's a small world' while going through it.

[@nickyoung630]

I'd love to be a skipper on the Jungle Cruise getting paid to tell puns all day would be awesome!

[@joemama-pe9ih]

these puns are gong on for niles and niles

[@joemama-pe9ih]

going

[@mimiperri]

And if you don’t laugh you’re in...

[@oliviarabishaw6062]

I have been on that ride and it's the line took forever

[@nickbaconmaster2112]

soo... mannny... punnnns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Stepherziis]

Cool

[@MarcKloos]

Was his name Skipper Dan? (look up Weird Al!)

[@qualandrew201494]

Skipper Dan got me here...

[@ThePenguinMan99]

The people on the boat are being lame :P

[@StevenDolce]

Following The Leader.

[@vulpes_aetherius4246]

Not a very interactive crowd...

[@johnagudelo6272]

hi i love your video

[@shopofhorrorlittle8382]

I miss this Sam! The one that I saw in Japan, he sells lucky charms instead of human heads!

[@suicidallizard9266]

Tough crowed.

[@patriciamaxwell5643]

Kinda boring, but the guide was pretty funny!

[@larryankenmanjr1719]

Been on the Ride when i was Young in Disneyland.

[@jamarregraham6701]

I want to go on that ride

[@coozi18]

My guy was the funniest guy ever that probaly did not use the script they probaly have. He called dat tiger fluffy ;3

[@anniekeerns5680]

I rode on the Amazon Annie and my name is Annie 😂😂😂

[@erickjimenez8761]

Me to

[@chloebissett2107]

been there gone on that

[@SpectacularSpiderMan]

Apparently the Rock will be in a movie about this.

[@SAKOKAIAS]

That's Jumanji...

[@cheese69]

A teaser just came out today lol that’s why I’m watching this

[@KOAlleyCat]

Same!

[@aprilhutchens2105]

Great movie!

[@SpectacularSpiderMan]

@@aprilhutchens2105 holy cow this was five years ago.

[@hulkamaniak]

lol hilarious guide, his a nut

[@cynthiafuentes85]

[@arianamariagh]

que gracioso tengo una amiga en el jungle cruise

[@jaredmyles8836]

The crowd did suck omg you guys are tight lol.... Probably under enthused from the wait to actually get on the darn ride!!!!

[@jessquinn6106]

Wow. If I was any more underwhelmed with the ride now, I would be dead. Maybe they should try adding comedy.

[@fundifferent1]

I'm guessing the boat wasn't english speakers? LOL They were not having his Dad jokes.

[@nelli-annereverente6089]

First comment :D and great vid ;)

[@1FloVisuals]

man the lions wasn't out when i went

[@ItzLtHD]

Anamtronics must have got wet.

[@Crob0506]

B A C K S I D E O F W A T E R

[@wangditty]

Get a sense of humor people!!! Good lord, it's supposed to be fun!

[@mileseatworld5741]

My boat driver was rude but funny at the end of the ride she said now GET OUTTA MY BOAT! Oh wait where are my manners? Please GET OUTTA MY BOAT :)

[@galaxygachaplayz1942]

they looked so real. My family went on that ride for a second ride but I was to scared so I never went on it again

[@nicolascangele5548]

Favorite Disney rides: 1# Jungle Cruise 2# Barnstormer 3# Dumbo 4# Aladdin 5# Space Mountain 6# Stitch 7# Haunted Mansion 8# Splash Mountain 9# Country Bear Jamboree 10# Big Thunder Mountain 11# Casey Jr Circus Train 12# Peter Pan 13# Toad 14# Roger Rabbit 15# Muppet 3D 16# Pinocchio 17# Wreck-it Ralph 18# ice Age 19# Lion King 20# Princess Frog 21# Frozen 22# Moana 23# Brother Bear 24# Treasure Planet 25# Nightmare Before Christmas 26# Toy Story 27# Bug's Life 28# Monsters inc 29# Finding Nemo 30# incredibles 31# Cars 32# Ratatouille 33# Sword Stone 34# Kilimanjaro Safaris 35# Dinosaur 36# Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters 37# Submarine Voyage 38# Seas 39# Tron 40# Tarzan's Treehouse 41# Beauty Beast 42# Black Cauldron 43# Planet Apes 44# Terminator 45# Transformers 46# Garfield 47# Alvin Chipmunks 48# Expedition Everest 49# Matterhorn Bobsleds 50# Rollercoasters 51# Fireworks 52# it's a Small World 53# Flik's Flyers 54# Drive 'Em Buggies 55# Mater's Junkyard Jamboree 56# Tough 57# Winnie Pooh 58# Pooh's Hunny Hunt 59# Magic Carpets 60# Flying Elephant 61# Oogie Boogie Bash 62# imagineerings 63# Journey into imagination 64# Orchestra 65# Storybook Land 66# Animal Kingdom 67# Tomorrowland 68# Frontierland 69# Mickey's Toontown 70# Critter Country 71# Main Street U.S.A. 72# New Orleans 73# Adventureland 74# Epcot 75# Fantasyland 76# Magic Kingdom 77# Grand Fiesta Tour 78# Runnaway Railroad 79# Shooters 80# Logs 81# Rivers 82# Explorers 83# Builders 84# Cowboys 85# Astronauts 86# Swimmers 87# Adventurers 88# Magicians 89# America 90# Luigi's Flying Tires 91# Radiator Springs Racers 92# Mania 93# Laugh Floor 94# Mike & Sulley to rescue 95# incredicoaster 96# Wash 97# Mickey's Soundsational Parade 98# Fantasmic 99# Visitors 100# Davy Crockett

[@margaretgarnto6272]

That temple is kinda dark and scary, isn't it?

[@Shubions]

супер суупер

[@zombiekillers321]

When I was at disney world it was closed :(

[@jacobmoore3420]

They let me steer the boat

[@mxrmaid_poet]

Those poor lions

[@LezlyDenise]

Is there any sudden drops ?

[@sharpproductions]

The whole thing is the same elevation.

[@haileyplayz2]

how shaky is this boat ride, i get motion sickness

[@buttercupkat]

SCREAMING

[@darrenharris7445]

Jungle Cruise (2021) 2:03:23

[@GetTheCornNuts]

Such a boring crowd

[@StefonPoetry]

Such a boring ride.

[@marionparish2979]

I remember some this long ago in 1999 I was 11 I was alway think this scared I am deaf I don’t understand what they say …. I was scary sit look around…

[@michealreyes2565]

Tommy Guzman power rangers Yes we are still looking

[@franck83franck]

a cause du climat il n'y aura jamais cette attraction à disneyland paris.

[@frannyvacca5871]

It used to be bright in there but now it's pitch black

[@bikeratzzz4952]

This seems like a good ride to rip the dab pen and relax take lil break from the big boy rides

[@callmeblt6325]

4:07 is the ride always so quiet, no one said hyena😂

[@raaaaaa4272]

the guests could care less LOL

[@yoselisarmiento1277]

in what country is this ride

[@betelman]

Florida USA

[@noonaloolopa365]

Oh, and don't forget to get your Elsa Frozen Costume for your trip. they don't sell it at Disney World.

[@GnarlsBarkley123]

I enjoy this attraction, but the lines for it are ridiculous. Wait.. It's Disney, all the lines are like this lol

[@AngelofAnguish]

In my opinion, best time(s) to "avoid the lines" is: PRE and/or POST-holidays, PRE-summertime, and school and work days (i.e. Monday-Friday).

[@bigfoot9013]

Everyone on that ride seems depressed

[@surviver5738]

SNAKE

[@leewood6660]

Hi my name Lee Can you please do on dvd Jungle cruise magic Thank you Lee Wood

[@hawnmelissa2000]

I Heard These Same Jokes And Stories

[@Manbearpig240]

"anywhere from 12 inches to whopping foot"......Uhhh someone wanna tell him?

[@Redstomp]

Great guide, horrible passengers.

[@frogwithadog3677]

umm this is disneyLAND ..

[@djstar6320]

So just read story that people were offended by the ride and Disney is changing it up? Ok.

[@SkelAndTon]

Why don't they us real animals? It would've been a good experience for everyone.

[@klonoa6593]

SORRY IGNIRE THAT COMMENT BELOW FROM ME XD

[@jules21095]

Man I just went on the ride and my instructor was a white beautiful funny girl. Anyone know her name or fb? Lol would appreciate it

[@meh_cromancer]

+j_solis07 are you actually serious?

[@jules21095]

adeafninja was supposed to be a joke. guess you didn't catch it

[@kaijuandstuffroar7282]

This crowd is horrible like have fun

[@CJMitchell68]

That ride looks....somewhat interesting, but if the guide is even half that annoying, I’ll avoid it.