Jungle Cruise - Movie Review

[@mcdixon]

It's funny how The Rock developed a perfect american accent during the movie by never leaving Brazil.

[@Mebirduwine]

hahahaha i didn't even think of that, he is from Spain and been stuck in Brazil for 300 plus years hahahaha

[@Scorpio--]

I was pleasantly surprised. His Spaniard accent is impeccable. 😆😅😂

[@cptjohnbhewler1529]

If you're from Brazil go make your own movie kid.

[@Jiibberr]

Maybe he was friends with a bunch of Americans who moved to Brazil and he picked up the accent 🤷‍♂️

[@NicklenDimeChicano]

Its a good movie great for kids its just funny that Emily blunt is speaking English while The Rock is speaking American in the jungle 😂😂

[@DJT.on.Ethereum]

Universal Studios: "Let's make rides of these movies!" Disney: "Let's make movies of these rides!"

[@mitchellcrego1451]

I mean the first Pirates of the Caribbean was a home run, so it’s possible.

[@vinjass]

Props for mentioning the double standard between Johnny Depp and Amber Turd. That shit is infuriating and it makes me angry that Brendan Fraser and Johnny Depp got their careers ruined because of the bias in court, those two are the flagships of adventure films

[@adamfrazer5150]

And immediately dumped at the first sign of scandal, accurate or invented. .....not to mention, I find it f@cking terrifying that it doesn't matter IF you committed any sort of crime/offense OR NOT. Damage ranges from permanent suspicion cast over you socially and/or professionally all the way to having to DISMANTLE and present the most vulnerable and sensitive parts of your personal life on display for the entire world, then watch her take the stand and lie it away. All this on behalf of an unsound, emotionally maladjusted sociopath.

[@vinjass]

@@adamfrazer5150 Meanwhile Ezra Miller is caught on video choking a woman, and recently arrested twice for assault and nothing happened. WB sure loves them abusers

[@kalvin-klien1313]

So the rock took Brendan Frasers part in Journey to the center of the Universe and now is making a mummy straight to dvd sequel

[@CKRlll]

This is kind of depressing man. Brendan Fraser deserves a comeback. I rather he kept doing Mummy flicks, because Tom Cruise ain't the dude for Mummy flicks...

[@FleshWolf]

@@CKRlll at least we have doom patrol

[@ThePughski]

The mummy wasn't even that good

[@batalorian7997]

@@HT142 i forgot they were both in that movie

[@undisclosedsteve6361]

@@CKRlll Brendan Fraser was in a movie recently called No Sudden Move and he did great in it. It was a serious film that is more age appropriate for him at this age.

[@nightmarishcompositions4536]

I just got back from seeing this with a friend expecting it to be super corny, but it was a ton of fun, had good humor, great actor chemistry and had some emotional moments as well. Loved it!

[@donkiko6708]

Anything with the Rock I’m not watching!!

[@MooncricketsInc]

If you think this had good humor and was fun, you need to expand your movie list by a much wider margin or your standards for a decent flick are pretty low.

[@KizaruB]

Ad ends at 1:45 Verdict at 8:26 Spoilers at 10:29 Review ends at 37:15

[@ihavenoname.6078]

Ur sooooooo on point my guy. I rub you soooo much

[@CH-jy7ir]

@LowFi1984 haterz goin hate

[@shaunhibgame1090]

I still love ‘The Mummy 1 & 2’

[@lukecoyi1784]

Those films are so underrated

[@Phantomoscar]

This movie reminded of those

[@Bubbles99718]

Anaconda was another decent "journey thru the Jungle" movie. A boat, a crew, a jungle river. Love that kind of stuff.

[@Necronaut]

Anaconda was a horror movie wtf lol

[@Eternaldarkness3166]

I could see the Rock remaking that

[@XZAVIER-DAA-GOD]

I'm just waiting for The Rock's Black Adam

[@philo2189]

I love how we still call him The Rock and not no damn Dwayne.

[@enegmatixerebro]

Thats the only movie I want to watch from him right now

[@XZAVIER-DAA-GOD]

@@philo2189 That's because he owns his wrestling name

[@philo2189]

@@XZAVIER-DAA-GOD I know that but when he first started acting and even sometimes now he will try to go out of his way to call himself Dwayne Johnson but we all still call him The Rock. Like I don't know a single person that says have you ever seen that Dwayne Johnson movie lol

[@XZAVIER-DAA-GOD]

@@philo2189 well depends who I'm talking to I call him The Rock or Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, it's like that with Stone Cold, how many people call him Steve Austin

[@LTJfan]

A Disney version of Jumanji, huh? Interesting....

[@baneetsv]

I think Jungle cruise was before Jumanji..

[@Hgh38]

Lol that is what I thought

[@WartyWarthogHogger]

Way more Mummy than Jumanji for sure. We need more adventure films.

[@joeyoutube3961]

@@baneetsv lmao what?

[@baneetsv]

@@joeyoutube3961 jungle cruise was made in 1955 which is the premise of the movie.

[@zeea7982]

I felt it was a pretty entertaining movie. Yes there were loop holes, there were cliches but it was fun. What I loved the most is Dwayne Johnson and Emily Blunt's chemistry. She is such a fantastic and captivating actress, every scene she is in becomes good. Humor was decent. Action was decent. Villian and brother were funny. I don't know but every time Emily Blunt is on screen I can't take my eyes of her. Anyways I will give it a 6.

[@fawnnahh7438]

You’re a pea brain if you like these popcorn flicks.

[@zeea7982]

@@fawnnahh7438 did u even read my comment. I have clearly mentioned I liked this mostly beacuse of Emily Blunt and there is nothing wrong with watching and liking a popcorn flick once in a while. What makes u think that I sont watch critically acclaimed movies. It wasn't great but it wasn't horrible either. Recently I watched Dune and I loved it and few days back I watched Moonlight and Nomadland and I liked them as well. There are worst movies than this which make millions at the box office and it was just an opinion but u were judgemental to pass a comment so I may be pea brained but ur an idiot. If u don't like something it's fine and if I do even that's fine but stop calling people names just coz u don't agree with them. Grow up

[@chadmendiola9833]

I thoroughly enjoyed this film and agree that it's a solid 7. We haven't had an adventure film like this in a long time so im giving it credit for using "The Mummy" formula. Completely agree that the romance part didn't really work.. They could have just been friends and it wouldn't have mattered. The Rock being a conquistador was irrelevant and they could have removed it completely and it would have been fine. I guess they wanted that extra twist just to say they had one.

[@TheFlipsterGoodfella]

The movie angry Joe was referring to was Atlantis: The Lost Empire.

[@th3lonef0x4]

God I love that film.

[@spencersss1251]

It needs to be made and there’s key actors that could play the characters

[@sleepyzzz7055]

@@spencersss1251 I don't know if I want a live action of that I loved the first one it was perfect to me

[@spectredann1243]

I thought it was around the world in 80 days but I can see Atlantis

[@vincefgv]

Let me guess the rock plays the same character hes always played.

[@Jinrou_Yumeno]

Dwayne Johnson played the one character he knows: The Rock

[@HULKHOGAN1]

And he still manages to be extremely entertaining and loved by all. That’s true talent!

[@bmanagement4657]

The movie 'Crash' is the movie adaptation of the 'its a small world' ride.

[@systemofadown945]

Crash was so good man

[@emilykumbalek5663]

LOL

[@therandomjones1518]

Now that we’re done with Jungle Cruise, time to wait for the Space Mountain movie. (Which is actually happening. I’m not kidding, look it up, it has one of the writers who worked on the Kenobi series attached)

[@eobardthawne1430]

If Brook Lopez isn't in it its a failure

[@Lapeno456]

The *ROCK* in a *JUNGLE* expedition? NO FUCKING WAY

[@colleen4ever]

He;s a tour guide on the Jungle Cruse ride. Skipper Dan is his name...

[@Dragonk116]

Unofficial Jumanji 4???

[@kenpoarniceguy1]

Yawn so what?

[@ackbarfan5556]

The movie is getting decent reviews, if it makes money, maybe, hopefully, Disney will greenlight a Phantom Manor movie.

[@erainmartinez8175]

I totally forgot this movie existed

[@CurtisDofMontana]

@@erainmartinez8175 so will everyone else..

[@LordBriareos]

They actually did and it had Eddie Murphy in it. It was unfortunately not very good.

[@ackbarfan5556]

@@LordBriareos No, that was the Haunted Mansion, Phantom Manor is the Haunted Mansion in Paris and it is awesome. Go look it up and tell me that it would be a really good movie if done right.

[@LordBriareos]

@@ackbarfan5556 Oooooh. I just checked out the wikipage and yeah definitely looks it has potential. Could even make for a good do over over for the Haunted Mansion movie. I'd love some 90s style kids' horror like Goosebumps or some such. Also some poor guy died in there so it might be nice to honor him in the credits.

[@AndreNitroX]

I hated the ending. Random extra Moon flower grows in the sun! And instead of freeing the conquistadores, Emily keeps it and they don’t show it being mass produced or used to save the world!!!!!!!!!

[@synthspence]

I’d LOVE to see a new 20k league movie, given the pirates treatment. THAT!…is a Disney property I’d love to see updated

[@joeytheghost4211]

I don't think they'd know how, if I remember right the og movie is a slow burn, still liked it as a kid.

[@thepoliticalstartrek]

I want reactions to Chucky series and Day of the Dead trailers. Is SyFy getting back on track.

[@enegmatixerebro]

The only characters I care about are Nica and Chucky

[@ZissErik-X]

I hope the Chucky series is good and doesn't fall short.

[@oaktownklaygrounds5514]

Nah.. they're just playing it safe and rehashing old movies for a higher chance of making money.

[@mogzthedog]

This please

[@thepoliticalstartrek]

@@oaktownklaygrounds5514 It doesn't look like it. It looks like from the trailer that Chucky finds a kid that wants to help him kill people.

[@Mad77max77]

13:50 OJ gave the movie a 5, but he just can't stop laughing when Joe recaps the whole movie... Yep OJ, this movie was better than 5 ! :D

[@Hasbulla761]

You’re right it was a 6

[@HULKHOGAN1]

OJ wanted “MOAR EXPLORATION”…. Bruh. What movie was he watching

[@atcera8714]

EVeryone knew where the tree is, the arrowhead is in place, tree blooms on a crying moon which happens like every month and you're telling me they have to fight over this one petal?

[@ThatSamoanGuy]

Enjoying listening to someone talk about a movie, doesn't mean they like the movie. It might mean they just enjoy talking with friends.

[@supertrexandroidx]

The conquistadors were stuck in a cave the first half of the movie, and pretty much immediately went after the tears upon release. They weren't looking for the Rock's character, they just ran into him in their pursuit - and even then, they remained more focused on ending their curse than getting revenge on Dwayne. LoL, not trying to claim it was a great script, but I didn't think there was any great mystery as to why they weren't around chatting it up with the Rock.

[@last2first167]

Lol its one of those movies where you shouldn't get too logical but overall I liked it not as much like the mummy. Also its like a copy cat of that movie lily has a brother and Dwayne Johnson is brendan Frasier character.

[@LostForrest]

It was a fun movie...don’t expect too much, just enjoy the ride. The banter between Rock and Blunt is a highlight.

[@JRennick27]

Cool, now review Green Knight when you get the chance. Heard it’s amazing.

[@deathsnitemaresinfullust2269]

Yeah, Green Knight looks really interesting.👍

[@tylerscott4619]

@@deathsnitemaresinfullust2269 agreed

[@VirtuaSavage]

I already know OJ isn't gonna like it. Lol "I wanted more."

[@williamrosengren]

Yeah this isn't really the place for reviews of artsy movies... don't expect much

[@williams5682]

@@williamrosengren They did “pig” so ya I expect a green knight review lol

[@TacoFist]

Starts at 1:45 Spoiler section 10:28

[@BrunoCastel89]

Thsnk you

[@tituschow]

The Rock is totally miscast. They needed someone way more charming. Not much chemistry between the rock and Blunt. Doing a comparison scene, there’s literally a library ladder scene in both the Mummy and Jungle Cruise.

[@HULKHOGAN1]

Love this movie! Very 90’s and very fun! The art direction and visuals are amazing. The gold and green pallet is beautiful. Also shoutout to the honey bee bad guy - his CGI is awesome. I didn’t pay to watch this because disney is still repaying me for ruining Star Wars between 2015-19. I’ll buy Jungle Cruise on 4K blu-ray

[@JanXXVI]

I really like adventure movies like indiana jones and the Mummy, i can watch those movies over and over. This one was way over the top, nothing felt real or belivable, the characters were'nt really that good, altho i like the actors. Paul giomatti which is a great actor really did not have much to do here, and i feel sorry for him if this is what he has to accept as roles. The villain in this was the typical german badguy, just weirder and dumber, not a good villain. If disney and it's likes could just write good stories and characters, and turn down the cgi overblown action madness, and bring things down more to earth we could have good movies again.

[@Mr19awsome92]

Im surprised that you did not talk about the cave with the tree. i mean the rock destroyed the entrence. how did they get out? and even if they got out there. they where in a big freaking hole. did they climb up? with the debree from the boat to make a raft? did they really use that raft for several days in the amazon river with all kinds of man eaters to get back.... so many plot holes...

[@georgesalgado8783]

I love the Rock and I grew up watching him since his WWF days but I have to say he makes pretty bland, forgettable movies for the most part. I can't even rank his movies because none stick out as great films. He was at one point suppose to be Arnold's succesor in a way but he has yet to have a Terminator 2, Predator, True Lies type memorable film.

[@philo2189]

His goal isn't to make classics his goal is to make outrageous fun movies that you can sit back and chill and eat pop corn to.

[@georgesalgado8783]

@@philo2189 well put. That's about as good as a description of his work as it gets. Still, it's a shame because the Rock is charisma personified. I always thought he'd make a hell of an evil terminator like Arnie in T1. I think him playing a bad guy is cooler.

[@philo2189]

@@georgesalgado8783 I actually thought gridiron gang he was great at acting in that movie. That's probably my favorite movie from him. I don't know why people never bring that up when they talk about his movies.

[@georgesalgado8783]

@@philo2189 that one showcases his serious side. His dramatic chops if you will. It's one of his better films but again marred in a sea of Disney kid friendly films.

[@mullenwk]

@@philo2189 I don't know... I thought True Lies, Total Recall, Twins, the Running Man, Last Action Hero, The 6th day, Jingle all the way, the Expendable movies and the even the Conan and Terminator movies were outrageous and fun along with a lot of them also being great movies. It's the Rock's movies just aren't as memorable and I've seen them all. It's a shame too, because I love Dwane Johnson and could see him doing Arnold's movies better than Arnold. Maybe he just needs better scripts giving him more opportunity in romantic roles.

[@ModernSpartan214]

IMO the conquistadors also deserved to be freed. Obviously they pillaged and murdered but Aguirre was blinded by saving his daughter. Plus he has some form of morals (like royalty doesn't deserve trust). But instead they get to suffer for all of eternity??

[@nikothegoddess]

I love Alex. He's so shady lol "once"

[@dereksbooks]

He ain't wrong on that one though.

[@connorthegreat7101]

@@dereksbooks is that about Pirates of the Caribbean? I thought the 2nd and 3rd ones were pretty good and then they majorly fell off after that.

[@MrStopAsking]

@@connorthegreat7101 I agree, the first three POTC movies were great

[@joshhway4603]

Angry Joe's whole demeanor switches once oj says it's a 5 lmaoo

[@anoven7008]

They tend to do that as “reviewers”

[@HULKHOGAN1]

@@anoven7008 because OJ didn’t know what the fuck he was talking about on this one

[@magheed_gaming]

I see Angry Joe is still doing movie reviews and Netflick shows, but I don't see him doing foreign films and show reviews lately. At the moment "Alice in Broderland" is the number one Japanese survival show on Netflix. It's bloody, has mystery, very emotional, has puzzles to solve for survival, betrayal, questions whether there're supernatural elements involved or not, action pack, and has an Indiana Jones meets Battle Royale meets Panic Room feel to it. The Joes should 100% check it out.

[@rustinpeace4347]

Ironically the worst thing in the movie is Dwayne Johnson himself: the role isn't just right for him. I don't see the smart, lier, cunning, pirate-ish captain of a boat being as big as The Rock... it has no sense that a man of his size uses "smart tricks" to survive... I don' t know, it was weird to see him for that role.. ok the "starpower" yaddayaddayadda, but... not the right person for the role in my opinion. (and yes, same old disney movie but that was an "already known" feature...

[@tomascasterwell2279]

Asking for all the Joes to unite like Voltron and tell us what you feel about He-Man masters of the universe???

[@anthonyshanaman5637]

Trash

[@psychowitch9242]

Trash

[@biguy617]

This movie was so boring. It was just a clone of the 1999 Mummy movie in the Amazon Jungle. This movie ripped off Indiana Jones too.Brendan is on Doom Patrol now

[@randomphil8666]

Joe: “Alex, why are we with Surf Shark”.. My Brain: “….They pay you well?” .. That’s where my head jumps with how much VPN advertising is going on these days in videos.

[@Cantthinkofname-rp3iw]

Yeah no shit dude thats exactly why

[@ThePhillydon22]

News flash,.. you need money to survive

[@randomphil8666]

@@Cantthinkofname-rp3iw Lol I know. Not trying to diss on them or anything. There’s no underlying meaning to my comment other then my brain went “haha”, when I heard it. That’s it.

[@randomphil8666]

@@ThePhillydon22 I know, wasn’t saying they don’t.

[@randomphil8666]

@@loveblanket6512 Nobody? It’s just my brain found it funny when I heard it. That’s it, no deeper meaning or anything.

[@Seetj]

Pretty tired of the rock movies. They all seem to be completely reliant on the fact that the rock is in it and dont have anything else to them

[@adog4661]

Rampage was a pretty good monster movie

[@Scorpio--]

You don't want to watch the Rock wearing a silly hat?

[@Levente20]

dwayne bronson movies are like fast food. you consume it and forget about it. lol. the guy is just tryin too hard to be like arnold lol

[@MrFox101]

Angry Joe Masters of the Universe review. "You done fucked it up"

[@shadedside]

The thing is, mummy was smart, it didn't make the audience squirm under the stupidity and average writing as jungle cruise did.

[@GFuelEnergy]

Why do I watch reviews for movies I'm never going to watch 😆😆

[@salomaonplanetsaturn6038]

Same

[@DCGMatthew1]

I have never drank G FUEL. How does that make you feel?

[@ferd_dwi]

Ofc you can't, you are a powdered energy drink. You fuel those who want to watch it.

[@slappydoodle]

@@DCGMatthew1 hahahahaha

[@TheShowCrow_Main_Channel]

Ok g-fuel

[@goodgirl140]

I am very wary of movies that give me 0 information about the plot in the trailers. I just watched the trailers on my KZbin videos for the past few weeks. All I got from it is The Rock blows stuff up, and Emily Blunt goes down a zip line. Oh, and it’s in a jungle. Always makes me feel like they’re trying to cover up an absolute shit movie with constant action and cheesy jokes.

[@MooncricketsInc]

It is a shitty movie. A wannabe indiana Jones British version, but the characters and story are boring, dialogue is terrible and the cgi is awful. If you plan on watching it, don't pay for it and sail the high seas.

[@Mad77max77]

This one was MUCH BETTER than so many Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Maybe as good as the 1st one, but since I didn't see it for a very long time, I don't really remember how good it is.

[@stephenlewis6653]

Definitely felt like a cross between Raiders of the Lost Ark and the first pirates movie. For a Disney kids movie I enjoyed it.

[@superjlk_9538]

I literally didn’t know this movie was made until today.

[@imaginatenation3697]

How? Adds have been everywhere.

[@superjlk_9538]

@@imaginatenation3697 I’m on KZbin and Reddit daily and didn’t see any ads until the movie came out

[@crashingcoyote]

can u please review Batman: The Long Halloween part 1 & 2? I thought it was the best DC animated movie in YEARS

[@gummibear696]

Part 2 is out?

[@desiroots7806]

Part 2 is out?

[@crashingcoyote]

@@desiroots7806 yes

[@vellaimaliapu6374]

Some Anaconda: THftBO, King Kong (Jack Black) and King Kong: Skull Island (Tom Hiddleston. Samuel Jackson, Brie Larson) - Dwayne Johnson has the recipe for 'iron-clad' plot success, with fast and furious pacing! LOL! Expect no one actually comes for the 'dialogue!' Alex: We *already have* ..snakes, mud, bees and trees...*exactly like the Pirates of the Caribbean...no imagination* Balanced rating!

[@Totej]

Review of Wrath Of Man ?

[@Nick-cg5hi]

Keep in mind yall this is a kids movie at the end of the day, and while I am one of the people who think “just cause it’s a kids movie” isn’t an excuse to make poorly made movies, I think when we were all little we had dumb fun movies we watched

[@Jim87_36]

It will be forgotten in a week. It looked like shit from the beginning.

[@CH-jy7ir]

Ya shit

[@thisone.]

The innuendo jokes about gay sex was totally inappropriate for a disney movie that many children will be seeing. But I'm guessing that was planned all along.

[@nguyenxuanhung9412]

- Jungle Cruise: Metascore: 62/100. Userscore: 9.2/10.

[@Cherb123456]

I think about ALL the civilizations & cultures over the course of humanity and you know... perhaps they had a good reason to treat Bum-Driller they way they did all over the globe.

[@6thsavage]

Honestly, this didn't perform adequately as a *Boat Trip* reboot.

[@silverjay4455]

went to the cinema for this movie, and i found it quite boring. the spanish actors were best part

[@Narfu1]

To me Emily Blunt stole the film. I LOVED her in this film, she's such a good actress

[@SuperMisteryMan01]

I hope this movie does well ngl It’s one from the trailers that actually looks more unique than what’s recently come up at least for what comes up to mind for me

[@Elend002]

This movie was mediocre in my eyes

[@deesixx1460]

I haven’t seen this yet but hearing them talk about it kind of makes me wish they just went ahead and put Brendan Frazier in it instead of the rock. Could have been fun.

[@TheOnemanbattalion]

Would love to see the guy get more work after the shit cards he’s been dealt

[@Phantomoscar]

Sadly he isnt the same actor these daya

[@metallibasscovers]

When my dad saw trailers for this movie he thought this was the new Popeye live action movie because he saw a boat and a sailor. Lol.

[@juggernaught79]

I can’t wait for the next Disney park themed movie called: “PUT YOUR MASK UP PLEASE! WELL IF YOU’RE HAVING A DRINK OF WATER THEN STAND OVER THERE!!!!”

[@BRONCOS997]

I really enjoyed this movie! I wasn’t expecting to be entertained like I was! Thought it was going to be another generic movie but the twists and turns made it interesting! If you like Pirates of the Caribbean and the mummy you’ll enjoy this!

[@ziljin]

It's like The Mummy? I loved those movies

[@Phantomoscar]

Yea it gives me mummy vibes

[@SaltyCalhoun]

Kinda disappointed that the gay guy was the stereotypical prissy, fashion forward wuss. I mean c'mon, I thought Disney was supposed to be progressive or something.

[@micshork]

I hope they watch The Green Knight. I wanna know if it's actually good before I see it.

[@FlyfishermanMike]

I hope so. It's the first movie in a long time that looks good.

[@redlangley02]

Little bit of Indy Indiana Jones and pirates in the caribbean. What Disney movie was going be next? Small world. Space Mountain.

[@stephenlewis6653]

I literally felt the same way. I grew up on classic Indy. This kinda took me back to my youth and I enjoyed it.

[@Ricky_Spanish245]

I'm going to need a Masters of the Unvirse review.

[@kinabalucat]

He's probably waiting for part 2 before reviewing

[@osmankovacevic6135]

I think better idea is to ignore it, you see other channels walking on egg shells to tell sth nice not to get into the controversy. It ruins you

[@psychowitch9242]

Not going to do it in case he becomes a crying baby again

[@zipzeolocke2]

I had to look up what Brendan Fraser up to these days, a movie called No Sudden Move and another movie called The Whale

[@DuskSkullin]

If the Rock doesn't Rock Bottom somebody in this movie.... I will not be satisfied..

[@Eccentric_Charlie]

He only speared and suplex a jsguar.

[@Serpentineband209]

My favorite part of this movie was when Dwayne Johnson turned into the rock

[@Machamp-ps7wx]

If they were gonna make another ride into a movie I’d 100% be down with Yeti Mountain, it’s my favorite ride.

[@colleen4ever]

"I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruse Ride. Skipper Dan is my name..."

[@johnwalker5617]

When you are void of ideas just throw as many Identity politics you can at it.

[@KanWest-mv6dr]

I think its cheesy and cheap sometimes too but then I think about it further. It's not like we constantly criticize movies for throwing in heterosexual relationships or the common love triangle in tons of movies... its just kinda seen as the "default".

[@mikem4432]

Jungle Cruise was a Disney Soulless version of the classic African Queen Humphrey Bogart and Katharine Hepburn 1951 film.. now update the Disney trash to 2021.. we get.. MORE TRASH!! This is a film that HAS NO SOUL anymore than a DISNEY RIDE!! Skip this trash and see the classic African Queen.

[@liquidphilosopher1816]

angry joe reviews are getting super critical lately. it's like watching rotten tomatoes lame critic reviews where the critics bash fun good movies for weird reasons but audience on the other hand loves them and gives over 80 score.

[@jkuhnkuhn]

At the 32:35 mark- I think you're thinking of Around The World In 80 Days with Jackie Chan that had that association of old grumpy men that were anti-science/women etc

[@roberthgordonjr5438]

A pretty good use of Metallica's "Nothing Else Matters" I thought

[@zachkucala5024]

@AngryJoeShow - Great review guys!! Joe, hat off to your Temple of Doom reference!! I love your guys' reviews. I work for a movie theater as a professional Cosplayer. Indiana Jones is my hero!! I get a lot of guests who see me say "are you promoting Jungle Cruise?" I just roll with it and go into my Harrison Ford voice and quote dialogue from the films. I'm passing on seeing Jungle Cruise (terrified of snakes!!) And yet I can watch the Indy franchise with no issues. I completely sympathize with Dr. Jones. Again, great job guys!! I love your in depth opinions and reviews and you guys are hilarious!! Keep up the great work!!

[@Kane.JimLahey.]

what u smokin Holmes

[@Jilktube]

~10:22 I mean he was in Race to Witch Mountain.

[@rangerrex7063]

Because of what Disney did to Gina Carano, Disney isnt worth the time to watch anymore.

[@bryanreyes7382]

Thanks for this review, Joe. I just went to theaters last night to see this movie and I loved it. This movie is amazing and funny and sad. The sad part is about The Rock explaining that he's 400 years old and has been living there since. Overall, this movie is amazing. Highly recommended this movie. Jungle Cruise is worth watching in theaters. Thanks Joe

[@CurtisDofMontana]

Wow Shilling 👏 for you Disney overlords I see... Get some money 💰 in your pocket and you loose your soul..

[@expendableindigo9639]

Dwayne Johnson in the Jungle part 4 or 5. Who remembers Journey 2: Mysterious Island?

[@kinabalucat]

Funny i dont remember journey 1

[@makasete30]

@@kinabalucat I do.

[@kevincmejia]

@@kinabalucat the one with Brendan Fraser where they went to the center of the earth

[@expendableindigo9639]

@@kevincmejia it was genuinely shocking to me that Dwayne wasn’t in the first one.

[@its_Duperman]

That movie with elite expedition club was Jackie Chan’s around the world in 80 days.

[@gsin311]

Yea i liked that movie but recently rewatched it and i was like hmmm that was not that good. For some reason i remembered thst movie being really really good

[@joeslickback]

32:38 The movie I think you're thinking of is Atlantis The Lost Empire

[@jtanimeandnerd101]

I honestly think Jungle Cruise has the potential to become a great trilogy like the first 3 Pirates of the Caribbean. They can even try to make the next 2 movies a 2 parter if they decide to make them, I just hope they can create a story that's not an exact copy of POTC 2 and 3 and come up with something original.

[@Urbrainongaming]

I grew up around those people they only let the girls wear "culottes" which made them look and act like prude anime characters. Knowledge is power

[@PluviaAeterna]

I disagree, go to the theater and watch this movie in 3D, it's beautiful, almost like Avatar

[@TheOrangeOneVODS]

Introducing Jumanji but with a boat

[@some1namedno1]

The movie with the old men being impressed is Jumanji Next Level, I think.

[@cornbredx]

While there are problems with the movie I actually really liked this movie. I went in with really low expectations, since it's Disney and they insert agenda into everything now, but overall I thought this movie was a lot of fun and could really build on what they have here. The writing is pretty good, it sags a lot in the middle (whenever a movie does that thing where it transitions with a animated map scene with a line drawing up through more than half their trip you know the movie is starting to drag at least a little), there is still some of that "me too" agenda around the edges, but it overall doesn't bog the movie down with that it mainly tries to stay fun. The way they added the mythos to the movie feels sloppy, and almost like it was added last minute, but it's still a lot of fun. The movie does a good thing by giving the characters time to breathe a little bit (even if a little too much and again sloppy but these days you get it so little that this has to be a praise now) so later you actually care about them and like them for the most part. My problem here is I thought The Rock's character should've been written more like he was a villain in the massacre, but when they got cursed he makes a turn- realizing he's wrong- and fights back against the others. That would've been a better story and arc for his character. The way it's told he just has asshole friends so he gets in trouble because of the people he hangs out with. That just doesn't logically make sense given they were conquistadors. There's just no reason his thinking would be different than theirs. There's no logic to that. It was really silly how much the movie focused on and made a running gag about Emily Blunt wearing pants. Even still it fit with the stupid jokes the movie makes and I still liked it. The special effects are significant (there's a lot of CGI especially after around the middle on), and in parts I give that a pass for this movie because I think it's done well and in those parts a lot of it is actually justified. I really enjoyed that the way the sets pieces are designed and lit (in CGI mostly but still) it has the feel of a Disney ride. I really enjoyed that stuff. The casting is very well done. I thought the actors all felt right in their roles, it doesn't feel hamfisted or done for the sake of an agenda. Sure, there's definitely a lot of "Women are smart too" in this, but it's not shoving that in your face so much and a lot of it feels anachronistically natural (maybe natural for now, not the era the movie is in- but it's a Disney movie whatever it's fun). It feels like they set the characters up a little with that, and then just let the characters be who they are, and it felt natural enough for me. It didn't feel like they were forcing any of the characters to be a certain way for virtue signaling. There was a surprising amount of brutal violence and body horror in this. The violence was pretty bold, allbeit bloodless but had other crazy visuals to it, and for much like Tomorrowland I found that surprising. It doesn't bother me- it was just very unexpected. The villain was fun, and I like that actor. He's in a lot of good movies that Joe doesn't like because he doesn't really know much if anything about film and has that pathos that you can tell he's casting himself into a type that works for him. At least to me, and others that actually study film and know how to pronounce words like adaptation. I liked that the movie focused on being silly, like the ride. It could be argued they did that a little much, but I really really like bad stupid jokes so I was ok with it myself, and I was so happy the movie is just a lot of fun. The ride was always super campy and silly, but as a kid I think it was one of my favorite because it relies a lot on just accepting things, even stupid gags, and role playing a little bit as you go on this somewhat low budget ride. It expects you to have an imagination through it and that's something I always enjoyed about it. I found this movie pleasantly surprisingly fun and an enjoyable watch. The worst thing about it is like most movies now days it's just slightly too long (cut maybe 20 minutes out it'd be perfect length wise).

[@sploopy5313]

8:17 as a brit this makes me very happy

[@makasete30]

Ah the Brits make the best villains.

[@batalorian7997]

Brits and Germans make good movie villains

[@rct3isepic]

I would say the best way to describe this movie is as Indiana Jones and the Pirates of the Caribbean. As a big fan of big adventure movies I loved it. And as a theme park fan I adored it. As far as ride movies I would say this is a second best ride to film adaption behind only the first pirates. And if they did a movie using the story of the Indiana Jones attraction, this is how I would hope they did it.

[@MaestroDrake]

Kevin Hart, Karen Gilian and Jack Black for Matterhorn, Splash Mtn and Frontierland.

[@MikkoSimila]

Hey, I also thought that Jungle Cruise was around 6/10 Edit: To my eye CGI was clearly CGI, like most of the time they didn't blend Into live acting that well. I would argue that CGI team got lighting or post process volume wrong. Or they used blur effect... But I don't know.

[@criznittle968]

Disney is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas. Soon we’ll see an Indiana Jones The Ride The Movie adaptation.

[@FlyfishermanMike]

Splash mountain or its a small world...

[@karljean-baptiste1195]

This movie was actually a joy to watch. The set pieces and the writing were quite sharp. Laughed quite alot throughout which rarely happens these days with these poor written films. The acting was decent all around and the rock was not cringy to watch. Emily Blunt as always is amazing. His brother also holds his own weight. The character progressions were done well. The only thing for that didn't hold up for me was the ending. Obviously it's a Disney movie so it had to have a happy ending but had they ended it a few minutes prior to (Spoiler)...would have had a powerful impact. Don't remember the mummy much so I can't say if it's a direct copy cat. As for the movie dragging in some part, I think the whole point was to take in the world created which I didn't mind. Definitely would recommend for a family night out. 7/10

[@lukesilletta9295]

I wish just for once we could switch it up and not have all the woman be super capable and dependable and not have all the men be useless buffoons? Thank god we also got to have a Last Jedi moment and have her free all the helpless captive monkeys. God forbid different cultures treat animals differently. Oh and I'm so glad they clarified that the brother likes to fuck guys... really helped move the story along... The movie had lots of potential. The supernatural stuff was cool and lots of the banter was funny. But for the love of fuck can we stop making movies with a woke checklist?

[@leiflaitinen]

Disney's Tomb Raider, on water.