Junk Wood To $CASH

[@DannyWeaver0900]

You bought that slab specifically to make the jokes. And I applaud you, sir.

[@JonnyBuilds]

What???? Me???? busted😞

[@MeMyselfi]

😂😂😂

[@dawnlambe8601]

What did the table go for at auction?

[@adarshjkalathil]

@@dawnlambe8601 800

[@chadvarnell1889]

But you gotta admire the staying power and creativity. So many would blow their wad of jokes in 15 seconds, or even 3 minutes if they had pre-gamed, but not our boy. Jonny held of for over 19 minutes for the juicy climactic finish. Everyone should be satisfied with that performance! Not so Pre-dic-table...

[@l0rider]

This video was pure gold, thank you! Good job keeping it up for ~20 minutes. Everybody claims they can, but only a few can really pull it off. Definitely not a predictable climax! 🤣

[@mrs.n.r.burchfiel2823]

predictable!

[@montgomery.metalworks]

I love that the whole video is an innuendo. I'm sick of the "you can't say that" mentality in a good portion of society today.

[@darrinlindsey]

You can say whatever you want! Unless someone has tied a gag on you. And, everyone else can say whatever they want in response to what you said. That's called criticism. What you don't like is that other people have the same right as you.

[@caittails]

You couldn’t just leave it at the first sentence. You really felt the need to call yourself out as that kind of person. 😂

[@montgomery.metalworks]

@@darrinlindsey no.

[@Sly_Wolf_1]

That's just one of the great qualities of the hewe & Awe channel.

[@betmo]

lol you have to be careful of certain words on youtube 🤷‍♀️ facts

[@richardcooper]

Blacktail Studio and Johnny Builds together in the one video, that's not predictable! Predictable is the Dad jokes!

[@runamonk]

I was just thinking this would be the perfect collab!

[@asifaliasim1]

It is a very good book for beginners as well as for those that are already into kzbin.infoUgkxTNB_zFBSnTo_O1PqfVUwgi7ityw0JlKt A very good basic ebook to keep as a reference too. I like it and the way the subject matter is presented. It has humor and that helps with the reading.

[@Myeungo]

This entire video was absolutely gold. Dude made a cocky-table, I mean a coffee table. I was having a bad day, this seriously made my day way better, thank you for that.-

[@shanaemontaque9155]

😂😂😂 I was wondering if I was the only one who say it enuh 😅😂

[@jamesradney5560]

This might be my favorite video of your, I was laughing the whole time. Then my wife came in and couldn't stop staring and commenting oh how beautiful your wood is. Now I sit here a little sad I will never have wood as nice as yours!

[@reign-4213]

the amount of adult jokes stuffed into this is super entertaining and clever, also very entertaining video! love it all, dope work!

[@gunsnsails]

Predictable! I'm gonna need you to go back and edit this video to add an innuendo counter. I lost count in the first minute. I just found your channel about three days ago and have been binge watching since. Gives me something to do while I wait for Cam to put out a fresh monthly vid. Lol!

[@cebassplyr]

Nice work....I wouldn't say "predictable" but very entertaining!! I like how you took a Junk piece and embraced your wood to make an interesting and unique table!! Kudos!!!

[@dharkharon]

As much as I liked this build, I really think it would have looked better if the base was a single solid upright shaft. Maybe with some ribbing to give the piece a different feel. As I predictabled coming in, a very fun video indeed.

[@DanielWahlig]

I really feel like fate brought you two together - like, that slab really found its soulmate - and you helped each-other reach your absolute full potential. 😂

[@acesplit]

Brought it to its climax you'd say? 😂

[@cherifowler137]

I think you had way too much fun filming this one! Very nice final result! Hard to believe!

[@clarexbearx]

The amount of innuendos in this video is incredible! It's like a 'carry on' film, 'carry on Woody ' 🤣

[@Retroidica]

I love your videos. I look forward to these videos every time they come out and find them very inspiring. Thank you for your hard work Jonny.

[@PCMediK]

"The Richard"!!! Good one!!! 🤣🤣🤣Nailed it!!! Great looking table. Really love the accent lighting... Pre-Dic-Table!!!

[@tntcox100]

Love the table base design Johnny. I honestly don’t know how you didn’t laugh all the way through while filming that video. I know I did while watching it. 🤣

[@Thefineartofdistraction]

Definitely snip hahaha bro I was cracking up,the whole way through, this is one of your best videos yet YIIEEEEEEEW Also the table design is friggen awesome, I absolutely love it, to the point where I would love to try to recreate it, I’m no where near your skill level but you truly have inspired me to try something as beautiful as this build, you ROCK 🤘😝🤘

[@all_thingsinteresting]

Predictable, were all the puns and "Dad jokes"! love 'em as always, very entertaining. I wonder if anyone noticed you even had your fly down (1:05) lmao, Dont know if you planned that or not. Great video Jonny, I enjoyed watching it last night ..... and again this morning 👏🤣

[@brendamoore2062]

I just found your channel and this was the first video I watched. I laughed so hard I was crying. Thanks for the humor.

[@mykalmartin1696]

I love the subtle innuendos...gives me a chuckle, keep it up! Great content

[@jasonmalley1528]

This was great, who knew you could keep it up so long? The real test, of virility, would be if you posted another video in 20 minutes!

[@Foodgeek]

This has got to be the best wood working video I've ever seen 😉

[@ryansimmons3818]

Predicktable! 😂😂😂 such s funny video, bro. Love it!

[@MichaelMaven83]

DUUUUUDE!!!! just a laugh a minute trying to keep up with all the innuendo. love it

[@miniRILLO]

Nailed it. Great work, funny as sh*t too. The Richard 😂

[@Sarahbuildsstepsequencers]

Wish I had your skills and knowledge (and tools!). There’s a guy in Ticonderoga, NY. who got the plans for the original Star Trek ship interior and built it. I want it *so* bad!!

[@dang6832]

This was absolutely fabulous. I needed a good laugh and laughing at the thickness of your wood was perfect. On an added note I was impressed with how you rubbed your wood. Your hair is like a bad Moe Howard.

[@MrMaster2k]

This video had me cracking up laughing all the way through it - Great job with your wood!

[@eddierodgers5505]

Best video ever it was hard at first but the way you able to caress the project till the climax was fantastic , o and nice wood

[@JonnyBuilds]

You get me….off.

[@edmccullough1828]

"Junk" slab works on a couple of different levels here. I like the legs/support structure. I'm not in love with the slab embedded in the sea of black. Good luck!

[@LarsDunemark]

This just made my night. Not sure why but sitting at home and gigging. 🤣

[@ASV9399]

This video is absolute gold... Apart from that awesome craftsmanship.... The jokes are just pure gold🤣🤣🤣

[@Jrod4104]

HOLLY INNUENDO BATMAN!! You let them fly today 🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@silver_etch]

I am genuinely impressed with the number of euphemisms you managed to make in this video. Seriously!

[@megabit101]

You are so funny in all your innuendos on this build.

[@lyndaowen2154]

Looks really good. Did it very nice job thank you for sharing.

[@andrewh3730]

Love the table! Seemed simply yet elegant. Wish I could afford it, maybe in the future. I’d love to be able to make it. Once I can get the equipment I need.

[@kaossssss]

"Through the sorrow, all through our splendour Don't take offence at my innuendos" doo doo doo doo doo 🤣

[@rjdorsey1981]

Fantastic video, the fact that I kept laughing out loud was un-predictable

[@anonymousclone6453]

this video is just one big dad joke!!! I love it!!!

[@osumailguy]

We all know why you bought that slab ... and all the humor was well worth it!!!

[@StoneyMeyerhoeffer]

9:20 When I find a split I try to keep the piece as intact as I can while still getting a good repair. Completely splitting it has caused me tear outs and other things to fix. I find leaving it attached works better for me. And I can always still get plenty of glue in the joint. Experiences may vary.

[@TheParkAttendant]

Good choice! That outdoor camper awning is an excellent solution for having an indoor spray booth. Good job.

[@justinflemming7711]

Definitely not predictable and always entertaining love the build great to see that you are experimenting and trying new things keep it up 😉👍🏻👍🏻

[@SchysCraftCo.]

Wow amazing. Keep up the great craftsmanship and hard work my friend. Keep making. God bless.

[@samanthaf5333]

Well this was an incredibly satisfying build. Can’t wait for the building of the box you squeeze Richard into for shipping. Predictable.

[@tinamarieforaker3547]

You nailed it 👏 It's truly amazing and exquisite 😍 Love, love this 😀 ❤️ 😍

[@thestick219]

I’m not even two minutes in, and I’m already crying! 😂😂😂

[@51percentproductions25]

Lol … the overhead view is mint 😂🤣😂

[@raydriver7300]

Predictable. The build is lovely and well worth watching ‘till the end; you are a master. And you got a way with a lot on this video. I chuckled all the day through. Keep up the good work; May you grow in your craft 😕

[@jasonlewis3620]

The “predictable” content of the video was hilarious! Table looks great! Nice work takes some balls to go after a slab like that! Lol

[@Dave_1966]

Love the video 👍 btw the 80’s called and said can they have their table back lol 😂

[@olivergilmartin]

My goodness this is literally brilliant. I'm a minute in and laughing out loud! 👌🏻🤣

[@RS-Amsterdam]

Excellent video When you put that piece of wood between those two clamps I got a bit of pain in my groin area, wonder why . Your hair is okay, bit artistic. Great project, ditto result Thanks for sharing

[@djmoqua]

Me: How many ambiguous jokes can you make in the first minute? Jonny: YES! Just one minute in and I'm laughing out loud.

[@gennevieve6969]

This was pure gold 👍. Oh, and the table looks great too!

[@JvsH1924]

OMG Love the jokes that didn’t quit. Keep this up!

[@steventaylor7798]

That will never hold up more than 3 senior citizens.

[@c.a.g.1977]

Predictable, man I was 3 minutes in and I already lost count on how many ambiguous jokes you made. 😂 A dirty mind is a joy forever, right? Awesome project, Jonny! Oh, and where did you get that Bob Ross from??

[@WCarey-nz7lx]

Craftsmenship aside; I have never laughed so hard.😆

[@Lolliegeethatsme]

Beautiful piece and the innuendo had me cracking up. 😂

[@Mike84501]

I laughed🤣 my butt off on this video which was very predictable for me. I laugh at dad jokes all the time. Also leave the wood natural LOL.

[@josephtwilley7187]

That was $369?! Really? This might be the hardest video of yours I have watched.

[@thedrumssayyes]

The innuendoes in this are money. 😂😂😂

[@SoniaSwart]

I'm dyin ovah heeere!!! Perfect video. Very satisfying.

[@ZanDeeMan]

How much did it sell for?

[@marklock6421]

Love the replacing dad jokes with random innuendo was awesome… great work as always

[@travispolk126]

your passion for handling wood was on full display... I counted 624 richard references. well done

[@debraking7412]

Predictable. Jonny, you are a naughty boy. I love watching your video’s. They are very enjoyable and informative. I hope the move to your new shop is not too onerous x

[@starofgracebbq]

My mind melted on how many “that’s what she said!!!” Sayings were used, and all the other childhood favorite perverted thoughts you “penetrated” into the video… I applaud you sir🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bradymathewson2074]

Red oak smells amazing when you cut into it. You are wrong

[@BenVanKirk]

Great techniques! I would bid if there were 2 of them... but this is just, 1 night stand.

[@joshuagrafton8781]

Predictable. OMG. Great video. Had to watch a few time cause I was laughing 😂 so much I keep missing stuff. Thank you

[@thomasschlemmer607]

Fantastic video, So Predictable!!

[@bradstooks6181]

Absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣 And the table is cool too!

[@SirLeDoux]

Awesome money shot brother! I love your wood!

[@oldguyinstanton]

Awesome video. Cheered up my wife no end, for some reason. So how much is this fine specimen of superlative workmanship going for?

[@scottlp2323]

Innuendos are hard but, you took it like a man and came good in the end. Congrats. 👍

[@Serenaeden]

The nonstop,subtle innuendo is art

[@MrUltralove]

the entire script got me so hard, I couldn't pull out. Don't know if this is considered hand-tool woodworking but amazing build :D

[@JasonTheRed]

This video proves we are all still 12! Thanks for the laughs!

[@stiercreations]

what are the clamps called at 8:09 ?

[@jayofthekitchen]

Brings a whole new meaning to hard wood table 😂

[@fjcuevas]

Thats a prettydictable. Great Job!

[@doctavius]

Predictably good work!

[@billfricker4368]

Thanks for the laughs. Brightened up my day.

[@SocialMediaDale]

Predictable. I also appreciated all the subtle innuendo (ok, not subtle at all).

[@michaelwillson6847]

Pedicctable Johnny this is stunning. Unfortunately a don't have the cash to buy it don't have cash for much the now but am working on that. Would love the shirt. Aardvark. !🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍 Ps congratulations on the new shop. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍

[@stevensaldutti5585]

Predictable! Studies show that snipped carries less possibility of being a vector for HPV and HIV. Thanks for the PSA. That all said, I’m not usually a fan of this type of humor. BUT…. You nailed it! I shall come back for more!

[@TotalBoat]

Nailed it! You really know how to satisfy your subscribers with this one!

[@eternalradiance7943]

That was an awesome video 😂 very funny 😆 needed that laugh! But in all seriousness you saved that slab and made a beautiful table.

[@fernandofonseca6326]

JONNY 🪨 ROCKS ,I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, LORD BLESS YOU ALL ,AND YOUR BUSINESS.

[@kevinwillingham172]

Totally Predictable. Glad you let your piece dicktate the design. Risky setting you wood a little premature but you shot your shot and came out on top. I agree your piece would’ve looked good on top of some nice hard ash but your base looks tight against those golden rods. My only advice is to make sure you clean up all those scraped off curlys and and a few more drops of white near the tip of your piece would’ve made it pop real good. This comment sponsor by the new Jeffscaped 2.0 👌🏼

[@testingperson8413]

I am never predictable. This fetish table should be in an art gallery display in an underground gallery.

[@mutilettie]

Love the hard lines. Sooo funny.

[@johnnyb95678]

Thank you for being so un... predictable. Well done, don't focus on what sells, focus on what makes you happy! Also thank you for sharing all your learnings along this journey.

[@ramerizmorris]

Fantastic job on the table

[@MichaelMaven83]

I think you and Cam from Blacktail Studio need to have a discussion (maybe a live stream) about the pros and cons of snipping the tip off.

[@richardbenfield2076]

Best embracing of bad dad jokes I've seen in along time. loved it