Jurassic World Dominion - Greed Finds A Way

[@SheldonAdama17]

They were so preoccupied with wondering if they could make a sequel, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

[@coyote000]

Money does that to you

[@majorhavik395]

Comment winner of the day.

[@jamiebeaumont4489]

Well played :)

[@kronozord8346]

"Why? Its easy money" some shareholder probably would say this.

[@thegunslinger1363]

Great comment. And how could they not be dealt with? A single Apache gunship would wipe out most of the dinosaurs. Not to mention a B2 stealth bomber.

[@SchneeflockeMonsoon]

You know what would be an actual hilarious twist? The dinosaurs wipe out humanity in the first ten minutes and the post-credit scene is a shot-for-shot remake of the original Jurassic park but with dinosaur scientists making human clones.

[@veddate997]

Don't give them ideas lmao

[@kisdota]

I'd actually watch that.

[@diegoaravena423]

Planet of dinosaurs???

[@rogersmith7396]

Or the last people in the ISS release volcanos to destroy the planet. Or maybe crash the moon into it.

[@cassia-andor6445]

I think I could see this happening on Gigantosaurus, that show that my nephew is addicted to.

[@theDirtMan69420]

When you asked "What's next?" I said out loud "Dinosaurs in space," then you said it right after. Gave me a good laugh

[@thomasben3991]

same lol , kinda like The Fast and Furious franchise *facepalm*

[@Magnifico145]

That's what happened to the Dino Crisis game series. First two of the series were this mix of jurassic park and resident evil, then the third one decided it was time to go to a sci-fi setting with space ships and mutant-alien dinosaurs or whatever.

[@ronbarnabei8226]

Well if Jason could go to space, why not? I hate Hollywood so much.

[@piggypooo]

Omg I cant wait for dinosaurus in spaciness!

[@CaptainShepard09]

That sounds like the most hilarious and stupidest thing ever. And yet, it still sounds believable because of Modern Hollywood.

[@Alondro77]

I love that you point out the absurdity of the plane attack. Those planes have a minimal flight speed of 130mph. Any lower and it will just drop from the sky. Even at that speed, no flying animal can achieve a horizontal flight speed that high. Falcons can only get to beyond that by diving from high altitude, which is IMPOSSIBLE for a large animal because of the immense drag on the wings and body, which is hardly perfectly aerodynamic. And then there's the fact that flesh and blood don't respond well to hitting metal over 130mph... Falcons do not grab their prey at the speeds they dive. They clip a wing of the prey to disable it, otherwise the impact might kill the falcon, so the flying dino would have to dive toward the plane at an implausible velocity to catch up to it, and then not get injured fatally when slamming into it.

[@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.]

I picture you giving that explanation in a room full of Hollywood writers and just getting a sea of blank expressions in response.

[@Alondro77]

@@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. It would be amusing for me too, as the smoke from their overloading 3 brain cells leaks from their ears.

[@therunaway9515]

@@redacted9912 He’s that punch guy from Smash Bros

[@Rafael_Peixoto]

Yea, no way a quetzacoatlus would be able or even want to do that It would be like a person riding a bike, then a dog comes running at 100mph and bites the bike

[@sterlingbaade2024]

I love that you assume to know the speed in which different dinosaur species's flew. Must be nice to have that magic mirror to see into the past.

[@mikey2toes966]

Mel Brooks got it right with his joke in SpaceBalls about sequels. “Let’s hope we see each other again soon in SpaceBalls 2 The Search For More Money.”

[@gregorysagegreene]

"We've been jammed." 🤣

[@mikey2toes966]

@@gregorysagegreene “We aren’t doing this just for money.” “We aren’t?” “No, we’re doing this for a shit load of money!”

[@williamsn411]

“Merchandising! Merchandising!”

[@rsacchi100]

When Mel Brooks was talking about SpaceBalls before it was released, he said it was the only genre he hadn't destroyed yet.

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

I did not appreciate Brooks when I was younger. Now I think he was the best thing to happen to film.

[@sighman9209]

Kind of amusing how the franchise went from a book that was basically a savage takedown of morally bankrupt corporations willing to do anything for a penny... to a movie franchise driven by creatively bankrupt corporation willing to do anything for a penny... Full circle, when you think about it.

[@indoraptorrwakaara2914]

This movie seems good from the trailers. Y’all hate these movies waaaay to much

[@ΟδυσσέαςΝοτάκης]

@@indoraptorrwakaara2914 Did you even read his comment?

[@indoraptorrwakaara2914]

@@ΟδυσσέαςΝοτάκης yea I meant the guy who made the video not him sorry

[@ΟδυσσέαςΝοτάκης]

@@indoraptorrwakaara2914 He is right though, this new trilogy is shit.

[@indoraptorrwakaara2914]

@@ΟδυσσέαςΝοτάκης respectfully disagree. They're good for what they're supposed to be, and ok for jurassic films. btw, I recommend never comparing any jurassic movie to the original as you will be disappointed

[@simonpsychosis2812]

That "standing on the shoulders of geniuses" line from the 1st movie feels completely apt here.

[@TheNextBigJobber]

^ that's not a clip of the "standing on the shoulders of geniuses" scene

[@mattstorm6568]

While I agree these movies are dumb I still don't get what was so great about the original? I can see if you were a kid at the time how it might've wowed you but lets be honest that story/characters/dialogue were just as silly and stupid as any of the sequels

[@a54109]

@@mattstorm6568 This is true with most of the "classic" Hollywood movies.

[@phatmantv]

"Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should."

[@gangalo68]

Yeah, but they’re more like dandruff on the shoulders of giants.

[@stevenmacdonald9619]

You basically described the entire reason Steven Spielberg refused to direct sequels to his biggest films. There was a time when an individual film was a work of art, bad or good, and the best ones were masterpieces. The first Jurassic Park film was just about that level, and yes, they should have left it alone.

[@TheChadPad]

Yeah, imagine if "We're gonna make a Mona Lisa 2!"

[@aaronflowers8881]

People whine and complain way too much. Sequels are fun and fine to make. Moviegoers always want to see something exciting.

[@stevenmacdonald9619]

@@aaronflowers8881 If they want something exciting, they go ride a rollercoaster. Movies are art first, but that's precisely why both movies and video games are now tanking. The art and care is no longer there. They are too busy knocking out sequels to save costs and maximise profit

[@muatra3651]

Every time a new Jurassic World film is released, it makes me appreciate the original one all the more.

[@ashroskell]

Me too. Still, can you blame people for wanting to rake in boatloads of cash? I blame the idiot public for funding this shite. Here’s what’s next, in case you were wondering. Boston Dynamics will make a robo-saur hybrid and a complete robot version of T-Rex, for the military (coz’ they’re bored with explosives, computer guided arsenals, drones and world domination, n’ stuff) which will, “horror of horrors,” break free of their programming, move in to Elon Musk’s place and threaten Earth from space. And only Chris Pratt, who can talk binary code, will be able to persuade them to go live on Alpha Centuri by the final reel, thus saving us all again . . . There’s the treatment for Jurassic 7. Now, go sell it to Hollywood and make yourself rich, Drinker. 😂

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

You should. They made all this fun action adventure possible. And unlike the Star Wars sequels, these don't try to erase what made the original good. Why is everyone hating? You aren't harmed by the existence of this film. It isn't some woke fuckfest that's actively ruining its predecessors or trying to subliminally tell you something.

[@mkno2799]

@@TheStraightestWhitest Couldn't agree more. The first jurassic world was actually fun to watch and had a good theme with the dangers of corporate excess. (Whole reason for the I.Rex's creation, was because the park holders, thought people were getting bored with seeing dinosaurs. Which is very anti-Hammond.) Fallen Kingdom felt kind of out of place. As if it was the original script for jurassic park 3. But ended up being shelved, until the writer's of JW came across it and wanted to include it in their own trilogy. Still an alright film by itself though. Just as a few plot holes and reconons compared to JW. Dominion seems to be the story they wanted to tell, after their first 'jurassic legacy' film. (I remember Wong referring to more accurate Dino's in the first movie, that are now featured in this sequel.)

[@charlesws7825]

Every cloud does have a silver lining. Subpar products only increase our love for the originals. Ahem, are you listening, Lucasfilm?

[@markcobuzzi826]

@@ashroskell “Boston Dynamics will make a robo-saur…” *BRAD-Xs from Camp Cretaceous Season 4 appear* “Allow us to introduce ourselves.”

[@dariusnoname12]

Ignore the military, question is how fast can they breed for them to be everywhere? It's hard to suspend your disbelief

[@LoneWolf-wp9dn]

they couldnt even breath... atmospheric oxygen was much higher then... i mean they could but they would never get as big... nevermind the lack of food in planet cityville

[@etam8099]

True

[@tusharbhat2367]

Dino-viagara

[@michiganscythian2445]

How can they reproduce and take over the world when there were only like 40 dinosaurs of 11 different species in JPFK? Not to mention predators would take out young dinos, if not full grown ones. Foxes, coyotes and birds eat baby turtles and snakes all the time. Even the biggest dinos only hatched from eggs about the size of a basketball so even a brachiosaurus hatchling would be smaller than a newborn foal or calf. And even if dinosaurs are endothermic, how are they surviving in Montana without any kind of fur or feathers? Ok yeah, larger animals lose less heat than smaller ones and someone with more experience or knowledge weigh in. But would zoos need to provide heated structures for tropical mammals like elephants or rhinos at a zoo? I grew up in Detroit and I seem to recall heated shelters for the elephants and rhinos at the Detroit Zoo. But I’m guessing the producers of JP Dominion just want us to turn our brains off, “Look, dinosaurs! And they’re in North America!”

[@jackakakreanxx5587]

Maybe they could have Breeding kill switch for something. Although that part could probably be bred out.

[@jhnxavier]

Drinker: _"What's next, Dinosaurs in space??"_ Hollyweird: _"... Write that down!"_

[@markcobuzzi826]

Capcom: “Hey, that idea is taken!”

[@NephritduGrey]

"Too fast too Jurassic"

[@theguybehindyou4762]

Naturally, their main enemy will be the patriarchy and white dinos

[@TatsuEntertainment]

We technically had that. It was called Dino Crisis 3! Movie wise I swear some C or B rated studio has tried it

[@mcoshea83]

It would be better than that faljen kingdom atrocity

[@siddiquenadir44]

Chris Patt, Standing very close between a full grown Carnotaurus and an Allosaurus with his both hands up and not getting instantly chewed is dinosheit

[@courtneyvanpatten6345]

My kids love the Owen stance....that's who these movies are made for...children

[@siddiquenadir44]

@@courtneyvanpatten6345 That is true, Lets hope they don't do the stance if they ever encounter a bear or mountain lion. I prefer children been taught the real danger aspect of animals instead of what movies portrays.

[@Aristocat-123]

@@courtneyvanpatten6345 thank you. All these grown ass clowns watching kids movies and getting mad 😂😂

[@TheAttendee]

"Dinosaurs In Space" is absolutely the logical conclusion this series is headed towards. And, now that you've entered it into the collective conscious, will definitely happen now. Cheers, Drinker!

[@Pedro_Colicigno]

tbh, I actually though of sominthing cool. Future, humans have developed FTL travel. We find a habitable world and make it a reserve for the dinos. But some humans stay there in a station to monitor the dinos (FTL comms exist, but the delay is too big for a remote monitoring). There is a solar flare and the station goes dark. A group of humans, most scientists and a few security have to find a way to broadcast a distress beacon and survive the dinos without tech. It could be a pretty hard survival movie. I'm thinking of a predator like setting, dense jungle.

[@Norman_Fleming]

Dr Who (before they destroyed it) had Dinosaurs on a spaceship episode.

[@wpeniche]

That’s just really the plot to Dino Crisis 3

[@ThanosDestroyeryearsago]

And if they continue. ‘Dinosaurs in the multiverse’ 😐

[@johntitor1256]

Dinosaurs in space? Isn't that ARK: Survival Evolved?

[@Otakumanu]

To add to your point Drinker, the "Pterodactyl" you mentioned is a kind of Pterosaur called Quetzacoatlus, regarded as one of the, if not THE largest flying creature to ever live. The reason a giraffe-sized animal could fly at all was because it's body was very light; it had hollow bones and even it's massive skull had a lot of hollow space in it for air sacs. Ramming a reinforced metal plane would probably not be good for it's health. And that's without getting into how they probably on fed and hunted on the ground.

[@austyn5004]

Yeah I watched a video about how pterosaurs theorized to be very agile on the ground.

[@WizAquila]

This guy dinos

[@jasonkracht6723]

Neeeeeeerds….👍 Cliff Clavin of dinosaurs

[@tkizzle8174]

Thank you, if you didn't say it I was going to.

[@plus-delta4477]

True, but as you can see the filmmakers CLEARLY don't care about those details. All they care about is "Look, an even BIGGER version of those flying things we always show is attacking a plane now. Isn't that so cool and epic."

[@NewGuy2534]

I love how they show humans unable to deal with dinosaurs. Like we wouldn’t hunt them ourselves.

[@fuzzblightyear145]

Just spread a rumour that their body parts make "medicine" or make your peepee grow, and they'll be extinct again before you can say "ancient natural remedy"

[@dma-rising8876]

Just tell Scott from Kentucky Ballistics they’re made of eggplants ;)

[@jeffjeffries8924]

People will pay absurd amounts of money to shoot a sick lion for a trophy. Imagine telling them they could hang a velociraptor head from their wall.

[@henryvandeventer2457]

@@dma-rising8876 those elephant guns he has would do a great job.

[@desmonides]

We hunted them to extinction once before… we can do it again

[@shawnn7502]

Jurassic World is actually somewhat entertaining in a Godzilla vs. King Kong kind of way except for the fact that you lose 10 IQ points with every viewing. I seriously could do a list of 100 idiotic things from that movie, but I'll just go off the top of my head for 10 - 10. According to the movie, people were getting bored of dinosaurs after 30 years. Yeah, that's right DINOSAURS. Amazingly people have been visiting zoos for a thousand years and don't yet seem bored with lions, tigers, bears, otters, etc... but people are bored of DINOSAURS after 30 years. 9. According to some genius, people would rather see some dinosaur that never existed before and was brewed up in a lab than the T-Rex, triceratops and raptors that they've always read about. 8. A 20,000 lb dinosaur that probably needs north of 100,000 calories a day just to function can mask its heat signature because it has frog DNA. 7. I am fooled by claw marks going up a wall into believing the dino escaped despite the fact that I just came from outside the bunker and there was no giant man-eating dinosaur out there. Apparently, I believe its possible that the giant man-eating dinosaur might have slipped outside without anyone noticing. 6. Park owner thinks that a park with DINOSAURS will be shut down if a dinosaur eats someone. This is despite the fact that people get eaten/killed/injured at lion parks nearly every year and the rest of us humans say "those people were fucking stupid" and continue going to said lion parks. 5. A group of men who would know better are sent out to capture the giant man-eating dinosaur equipped with weapons and nets that would fail to subdue a lion let alone a giant man-eating dinosaur. 4. Because the kids pleaded to "stay with you", the main leads bring the kids with them into outrageously dangerous situations where they all should have been dead several times rather than being the adults and simply forcing the kids to stay in the bunker where they would presumably be safe. 3. The big bad dino can understand raptors because it has raptor DNA. That is why I can understand swahili because I have human DNA. 2. Every single word that Vincent D'Onofrio says the entire movie. Totally idiotic. Someone inform him that the raptors usefulness in war died with the invention of the rifle. 1. The main leads stumble onto a field full of dead brontosaurus because the big bad dino is some sort of psycho killer. OK, but how are a bunch of the brontos all laying dead in the same field? When the pscho-saurus jumped out to kill the first bronto, wouldn't have the others ran away? Did they just stand around continuing to chew grass, figuring the psycho-saurus would just kill that one and then go away? Like, fucking seriously, how does this make any sense? When the lion jumps a member of the herd, do the other wildebeasts just stand around like - Sucks for that guy? 1B. The T-Rex is so slow I can outrun it in heals.

[@theenderking111]

Stop it, you’ll hurt the writers

[@thorodinson6625]

1. If you look closely you can see that the trex wasn't running. She was just following Claire.

[@rayunited2010foryou]

Actually that pompous daughter of Ron Howard refused to do that running scene barefoot.

[@cartel_papi]

@@rayunited2010foryou how you know?

[@mcfixer9503]

for 1. theyre "decently" spread out, i think the implication is it ran down a herd of brontosaurs and killed them before they could even make it more than what seems about 300 metres

[@Maura555-f9f]

Dude I love how dramatic the trailer makes this movie seem XD- like bro they're dinosaurs against an entire military. The dinosaurs really did feel a lot scarier when it was just a group of people vs these apex predators, now it's just ridiculous.

[@rogersmith7396]

They should do the Forbes top 100 running amoke in the cities. The military really would be powerless.

[@michiganscythian2445]

Again, the first JP made sure that the situation was unusual. A storm knocked out communication, computer systems had been hacked, people trapped in vehicles because of storm/hacked systems. The people were cut off from shelter, other people, unable to communicate the danger or where they were or what was going on. They don’t have any weapons. You know there’s a big T. Rex out there somewhere but where? Another guy here on KZbin (I can’t remember who) did a video on Jurassic Park actually being a horror film and shot as a horror film too opposed to a straight up action film like every other one.

[@Maura555-f9f]

@@michiganscythian2445 very well put- i mean any situation with little to no knowledge of how to survive can be hella scary, it's just basic knowledge for any horror scenario

[@theanalyst9592]

Doesn't make much since does it.

[@Ondr4H]

@@michiganscythian2445 Because JP novel is horror already. There are some gruesome moments, that will made JP adults only movies. Compies eating newly born babies alive and Nedry's very graphical death sounds good for family friendly adventure movie, yes?

[@paulmccluskey3466]

As a guy getting a bit older, who was utterly in love with the original. This stuff just makes me feel down. The magic from the first film will stand the test of time though. Classic

[@gregorysagegreene]

Don't worry sir, Hollyward will soon implode, just like the rest of the Warld. That's a movie I want to get drunk & watch.

[@theeternalnow6506]

When you rewatch the original after watching the more recent ones you'll find it quite shocking how much better the first one really is. So much more intelligently written.

[@Greyhamaphone]

I find the new ones incredibly depressing. Such a cheap and insulting cash grab that's so thinly veiled as films with "story"

[@Psychoma99]

Everytime I watch the first one it feels like I'm watching it for the first time again

[@tomspiegel5322]

The original Jurassic Park outshines everything. That movie was my Star Wars.

[@carlrood4457]

The whole "weapons" thing is ridiculous for the simple fact that there are already plenty of non-extinct predatory species that we DON'T use in warfare. Is it somehow easier/cheaper to use clone and train raptors than to train tigers?

[@RaichuWizDom]

Heck, regular domesticated animals would work. Look up WE3, that's a comic that turned a dog, cat, and a rabbit into superweapon cyborgs, and it would work as a standalone movie today. Didn't even bother cloning the animals, they just used lost pets for the experiments.

[@BeeTriggerBee]

Maybe thats not a bad idea, There would be a hell of a lot more preservation of tigers if we used them for warfare. Like how we humans invented a whole new scientific field back in the 40s because Japan was being a big meany.

[@RaichuWizDom]

@@BeeTriggerBee The thing is, and this is addressed in the WE3 thing mentioned above, you have to keep in mind what the overall purpose is. If we're talking open field combat, any large animal would get picked off easily these days. But if the idea is to use them in a tropical jungle environment, then you'd still want a smart hunter predator, something that can both chase and go into ambush. Tigers, and I'm not sure about this so get a second opinion, are ambush predators first and foremost. They sneak up, they get their kill, they're out. The raptors can get a kill and then they still keep going to clear an area. You'd need an animal with a strong sense of territory, and preferably one with a sense of loyalty that you can control. Which, again, is where WE3 took its logic: domestic animals already recognise some humans as allies and others as enemies, they take commands. They're small enough to move in an urban environment undetected, and the cybernetics used gave them some resistance to bullets (not sniper fire), plus they were small and mobile, and difficult to hit as a result. Specifically, those animals were tested on criminal safehouses and fortresses: stealth missions in cities, clearing a building with minimal collateral damage. Not exactly the same application as the raptor or tiger idea, but worth comparing. I can see the logic, though. Warhorses stuck around for a relatively long time even with firearms involved, and they're still used by riot police. Look at a German shepherd, or a Malinois, which is basically a German shepherd with nitro. The idea of having an endangered species preserved because they are useful militarily is an interesting one, certainly. There's probably other examples of indirect use, like poison frogs for nerve toxin, or pigeons as a guidance system. I know there was a story about dolphins being used to carry mines to ships, but I can't recall if that was fiction or not. There's a case to be made for that kind of thing in support roles. For mass direct combat, though, I can see the argument, but it looks inefficient on the surface.

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

Keep in mind, we have dogs and dolphins in the military and the reasons are as follows. Dogs are fiercely loyal animals with heightened sense of smell and able to follow orders. And they're adaptable to most environments. Dolphins fill a niche role as recon animals for the Navy. It's so ridiculous that it works. If velociraptors are to be used, they better be just as smart and loyal as dogs or else there's no real application for them in a modern battlefield.

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

@BigPP Johnson depends on how reptilian their brains are. I think if they do genetically engineer raptors they're gonna have to look cute somehow the same way dogs have developed puppy eyes to get more attention.

[@jman2746]

I like how they include characters from the first film as if they are experts in solving the whole dinosaurs breaking out and causing chaos. They were paleontologists, leaders in their fields, but they never saw a dinosaur before. They would have been just a clueless as any one else in trying to find a way to contain the dinosaurs

[@cmykrgb1469]

"The combined militaries and police forces of the world" Don't forget about anyone with a firearm at home! They came in clutch with the first Tremors movie, and Lord knows how many people would turn into Big Game Hunters given the chance.

[@narcissus79]

Now you've made me think - we should get a Turok movie made. But I don't want Hollywood touching it.

[@Mediados]

Do you really think most people with a gun are actually competent at using said gun? Besides, dinoaurs are a lot hardier and more dangerous than any currently living animal.

[@cmykrgb1469]

@@Mediados No, I don't think that anywhere near even a quarter of gun owners are competent in their use. I will say that I believe the ones who are competent, or who believe they are, will prove their competence by dino hunting or remove themselves from the gene pool.

[@APsychicMonkey]

@@Mediados don't be stupid, neolithic humans exterminated every big cat, mammoth, giant sloth and every other dangerous critter that got in their way with pointy sticks and rocks thousands of years ago. dinosaurs were less hardy than mammals, that's why they went extinct 65 million years ago, while mammals reign triumphant.

[@Mediados]

@@APsychicMonkey You tell me not to be stupid when the only reasons dinosaurs didn't persevere was an extraterrestrial influence that disturbed natural evolution on Earth. Mammals won evolution after that only because it allowed new life forms to emerge, humans would have gone extinct in a world where dinosaurs still existed. Besides, the dinosaurs did survive, a few of them at least and they evolved along with us.

[@Benny_101]

I remember watching the second movie in the theater. When the auction was rolling, some character started blabbering exposition about who was attending like "This is X, he runs a guerrila in Panama. This is is Y, he's a big weapons contractor from the Southeast". and at one point he gets to a person and say "Thats Z, he owns a multibillion dollar company. He wanted to give his daughters a pet triceratops as a birthday gift" Right there and then I said "That's the only person I ACTUALLY believe is attending this crap"

[@joshuamueller3206]

Yeah, everyone wants a pet dinosaur. When I read in Time Magazine's review that Ingen wanted to sell it as a weapon I immediately thought "That's dumb. No gen-modified dinosaur can compete with industrial era warfare. The only people who would show up to the Indoraptor auction would be terrorists wanting to release it onto the streets of a Megacity at night and drug lords or 3rd world dictators wanting a bad pet or something to feed their enemies to in a gruesome public display. Is this really who Ingen would want to be associated with?"

[@Tylervrooman]

Every youtuber: " Like and subscribe!" Critical Drinker: "Go away now"

[@scottcowan5252]

Critical Drinker is a Mouthy little Punk bit**

[@paskanaamiott]

If you really need to tell the audience of your content to like and subscribe, maybe there is something wrong with your content

[@insensitive919]

Because "Have a nice day" came off as too condescending tbh.

[@dutch9357]

I waiting for “Now fuck off.”

[@nathanmccarty8166]

@@paskanaamiott it’s just like Jeb Bush saying “Please clap”.

[@cytorakdemon]

I'd give the T-Rex in Lost World a pass for stomping around San Diego as long as it did. 1. You call the police and say "a dinosaur is attacking", you might get lucky enough to get laughed at before they hang up. 2. The national guard did mobilize to kill it, probably because enough people finally calling in a dinosaur attack. I will give the point that the bullshit environmentalist point in Lost World that has carried over into Fallen Kingdom and Dominion is all kinds of retarded. Especially with Malcolm's own quote, "This isn't an animal that was wiped out due to deforestation or the building of a dam, Dinosaurs had their shot and nature selected them for extinction." Between Isla Sorna sinking, and Isla Nublar apparently having an active volcano on it. Even God in the Jurassic Park universe is trying to fix mankind's mistake at bringing back dinosaurs, despite their attempts to preserve them.

[@hassansyed4135]

Well I didn't nature selected them to be extinct, the dinosaurs died out from an unfortunate event but life just moves one, just like it did for 4 billions years.

[@bradysmith4245]

Yeah this franchise has officially jumped the shark. I mean sure lost world and jp3 were not exactly masterpieces or inspired storytelling but the JW movies are just a complete point of no return in terms of dumbness.

[@TheFailbloggg]

Even God is trying to fix their mistake 💀💀💀💀 bro I'm dying

[@1800astra]

Not that it matters *at all*, but the T-Rex in JP2 ran amok in San Diego.

[@CheesyCharlie]

This movie is like that scene from “Truman Show” where they bring his Dad back to get him to stay

[@amel5469]

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[@kinghadbar]

Whoa. Spot on.

[@Nabo42]

"The whole pet dinosaur thing isn't going to happen...just like Emelia Clarke's career." I died laughing. It's funny because it's true.

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

After the aneurysm she should've been retired.

[@Nabo42]

@@naamadossantossilva4736 She's got that hot girl bubble she lives in where she can do no wrong because too many people around her want in her pants. That's how that idiotic comic book of hers got made and how she keeps getting work despite literally every film she's in tanking. Woman's box office kryptonite.

[@manlymcstud8588]

without looking her up to see what she's up to, i think she does well in low budget rom-coms.

[@derekbrown6161]

Idk who has worse prospects now emila Clarke, Sophie Turner, or Maisie Williams. How long until they all do a BBC lesbian cop drama together.

[@roboatnick6178]

@Nabo42 - The comic book she made? That’s not the one with the menstruation super hero, is it? 😂

[@proxcess4946]

For anyone who wants more Jurassic Park without having to watch the newer films, check out Michael Crichtons books. The Jurassic Park book is completely different from the film. It has some moments that were considered for the film but didn't make the cut, and it's considerably darker. The Lost World book has some interesting ideas about animal parenthood and behaviour, and teases the idea genetic modifications (Unfortunately probably the foundation for some of Jurassic Worlds terrible ideas). Both absolutely worth a read.

[@dinosaurwoman]

It amazes me how many people forget this entire franchise was based on a novel.

[@hades4438]

@@dinosaurwoman A novel which get a movie before even released. And Jurassic Park book got most of the Lost World scenes too. I did not know there is a Lost World book.

[@randomguy3034]

The part with Ned was just sad. He died in a gruesome way in the book

[@kri249]

The characters were different too and had different fates. Muldoon survived and blew the shit out of the raptors with a rocket launcher. Plus all the dinos were napalmed at the end. Which makes this new film make less sense, as Drinker explained.

[@kri249]

And speaking of accuracy to the books I only just realised the other day that the Megadrive version of the game actually adopted parts of the book. I never knew why there was a raft level where you encounter the T-rex until I read the book.

[@paulsoldner9500]

Dern isn't just an actor doing a job. She's been using her franchise clout to spread open misandry. In her latest round she goes off about how "men are the real monsters". So yeah, she IS Holdo.

[@paulsoldner9500]

@The_Jaguar_ Knight Glorious idea

[@dan1984842]

Do you have a clip or source? I'd love to hate to see it

[@bochalet]

To be fair I watched the movie and there is none of it, in it so they were able to cut the actors political view from the movie making process better then most.

[@ΑναστάσιοςΠαπαζαχαρίου]

She looks like a trampled raisin. Of course men are monsters, for obvious reasons

[@dhawkes5096]

Wasn't she doing that from Jurassic Park though with her "Woman inherits the earth" line?

[@firstlast9846]

*The dinosaurs from the OG version* looked more realistic than the ones now - now it looks like generic CGI and they frame the shots so you’d be in astonishment but it looks like every other movie that’s released nowadays.

[@onwardsumo5189]

That and the new ones always looked a bland green and have no distinct colors to them

[@thel1355]

That's because the original visual effects were made by artists instead of middleware algorithms.

[@Mate397]

Ironic isn't it? Modern 21st century CGI can't hold a candle to good old practical effects with minimal CGI.

[@TheSt1092]

The last time the Dinos looked good were the first two movies.

[@randomguy3034]

@@Mate397 jurassic park and The Thing come to mind when I think of props

[@joshuairwin3385]

Damn, him just showing the scenes of the raptor in the kitchen brought back the fear. That's how incredible the first one was.

[@generalhospital8208]

I don't know the shriekers were pretty scary

[@DavesGroovesandCreations]

The second film did continue this fear to a smaller degree with the scenes of the T. Rexes circling the trailer, the camp, and later the suburban house. Also kind of the same for the compys on the beach and the raptors in the tall grass.

[@joshuairwin3385]

@@DavesGroovesandCreations yea and in the second one, i felt a sense of athazagoraphobia (fear of getting lost / had to google it) when what's his face got lost in the woods and the little green raptors ate him.

[@DavesGroovesandCreations]

@@joshuairwin3385 that part creeped me out too when I first saw it. Only thing is that I feel a little disappointed that the compys (the small dinosaurs) didn’t have much of a major role outside of those two scenes (the beach and the one guy). It would’ve been a little cool to watch the main characters fight them off. I think it would’ve fulfilled the set up we got from the beach scene in the beginning.

[@prathapkutty7407]

@@joshuairwin3385 those aren't raptors, they're compsognathus.

[@cestall1]

"Hey, remember the movie they made about an older franchise, and they brought back some nostalgic original cast, and basically did the same thing they've already done?" "Star Wars, Matrix, Jurassic Park, or Indiana Jones?" "Yes."

[@andrewsteele9165]

Christ!! I forgot about indiana jones, ughhhh

[@WoWGirl6]

They’re just putting it all through a meat grinder...

[@OnTheOnlyShipButHalfWannaSink]

Marvel, DC, anything with a number after it.

[@bradysmith4245]

The way in which they can just make everything constant cgi has definitely hurt storytelling in big budget movies. Even the first 2 sequels, in comparison, have much better dialogue and pacing because back then you had to have some level of coherency and basic competence in storytelling to keep an audience’s attention. You couldn’t have constant dinosaurs or whatever every second. Now it’s like all that baseline acceptability level is non existent with so many big movies.

[@jdogg448]

CGI has become to commonplace it's so sad because it just doesn't look good enough 9 out of 10 times and has strange physics.

[@bradysmith4245]

@@jdogg448 yes. They’re just sloppy and rushed with it so much of the time anymore.

[@roninelenion4805]

If I wanted to see an even remotely realistic version of this movie, I'd dust off _Reign of Fire._ I know that dragons are more farfetched than dinosaurs, but at least giant, flying, fire-breathing reptiles are more likely to completely topple human society and destroy the military.

[@dddddd3335]

Lol no.

[@tomislavtakac873]

@@dddddd3335 Yeah kids from Pakistan would totally kill a lot of Reign of Fire dragons and jp dinos with ease using old soviet weapons let alone a trained experienced solders from any country

[@somedandy7694]

That was the first movie I ever saw Matt Mcconaughy in, so forever and asunder he was burned into my memory as a bald bad-ass, and his perfectly coiffed hair and chill demeanor was always a filthy lie!

[@joshuabrown9398]

The thing with reign of fire is that the dragons breed like rats. So its somewhat plausible that they could take over.

[@rhyswong8976]

Dany of Targaryen of House House House etc approves of this.

[@bigmikeg84]

A flying creature that size would have a diving speed of less than 60 mph That plane has a cruising speed of 375-425 mph and a top speed closer to 500 That creature attacking that plane is the most idiotic thing I have seen in recent movies.

[@scatman9166]

Not to mention it’s about ten times bigger than it actually was, in reality it had the wingspan of 10 metres and would look tiny compared to the plane

[@skeith1543]

@@scatman9166 sigh. what dont you people understand about Jurassic Park? They were never real dinosaurs to begin with. Never. They are monsters that happen to look like dinosaurs. COme on man, this was a plot point in the books and the first movie.

[@scatman9166]

@@skeith1543 I’m aware, I’m not bitching about dinosaurs not being scientifically accurate in a movie. That doesn’t change the fact that it is dumb as fuck

[@ussconductor5433]

C119 boxcar is the plane in case anyone wants to know…

[@joewelch4933]

Most of this junk is just holliwood not understanding the power of modern tech. They rarely understand the power of modern weapons either. They are either laughably week or they send you flying back 50 meters when you get shot lol. It might take a bit of ammo but not even a rex is a match for a simple AK not to mention actual antimaterial rifles.

[@hungrytaco6879]

The drinker's hatred for THAT superman is so hilarious

[@dylives7667]

It's clearly justified.

[@gianthand8130]

1:47 I lost it

[@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869]

It’s deserved

[@timewarriorsaga]

Better than the Snyder cut

[@alkebulanawah4242]

@@timewarriorsaga where do you guys come from

[@SpacemanOutbound]

Many people don't realize that Michael Crichton was forced to write the "Lost World". He never intended for Jurassic Park to be a series.

[@steveperks602]

How was he forced (genuine question, not a sarcastic one)?

[@handles438]

@@steveperks602 I'm going to go ahead and guess that he was forced with a very large sum of money that he decided he would very much like to have

[@steveperks602]

@@handles438 That sounds like the best explanation.

[@thehammer9599]

@@steveperks602 they had his electronic banking details and threatened not to send the million dollars to it.

[@-.-.11]

@@steveperks602 I heard somewhere it was the large amount of fan mail he got asking for a sequel because they loved the first book so much so he decided to do it. And probably the studio/Spielberg hinting for him to do another.

[@maffmatics]

I love the mash up of Admiral Holdo and Sam Neill screaming in event horizon - worked perfectly

[@DeepEye1994]

Both quite excellent cosmic horror films.

[@interlegere5603]

While I can have a good time watching most of the films, the first one seems to be the only one that had the dinosaurs actually behave like animals and not killing machines that switched from mindless to way too smart whenever the plot required it.

[@thel1355]

Even the first movie pushed things too far in this respect and only just about got away with it. Everything that has come after crossed over that line and just kept on trucking.

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

The Lost World did as well. The T Rexes followed the group because they could smell the blood of the infant. It’s not uncommon for animals to seek revenge.

[@DiggitySlice]

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin example?

[@deltacommando130]

Watch the making of Jurassic Park mini doc, buy the collector's edition if you have to, everything will make sense.

[@anthonymerchant2597]

Michael Crichton was one of my personal favorite writers and I loved his books including Jurassic Park. What Universal has done to his work is disgraceful. They have taken everything that was good about his books and have crapped all over it. His writing was incredibly in depth because he spoke to real scientists and doctors. Certain pages of Jurassic Park were all about the real science about how cloning could be performed. Just about every book he ever wrote were turned into film adaptations. Even the show ER was written by him. Nothing I see now even looks like it was inspired by his writing. It's very sad to see what Universal keeps doing to his work.

[@TheRubberStudiosASMR]

He was a genius- I’ve read that book so many times and it is so different from the jp film. This is a travesty- who the hell greenlights this shit?

[@anthonymerchant2597]

@@TheRubberStudiosASMR He really was a brilliant writer and I haven't seen another one quite like him since. I know that the book was very different than the film but the first one is still pretty good. Everything after that not so much. I did find it interesting how the second film took parts from the first book though. I was devestated when he died. It's hard to find writers that are so good at fleshing out their stories like he did. His influence is still going on today with shows like Westworld that's a better adaptation of his story than the film that came out in 1973. It really is a testament to his level of creativity that a book written that long ago is a show we see today.

[@HerculesBallsInc]

Someone asked him how it felt to be hired by Hollywood to ruin his own work for the movies, and he (metaphorically) shrugged and pointed to the huge sack of cash. Then he observed that his original work was still around and maybe the movies would get more folks to read it. Still sounds valid to me.

[@franohmsford7548]

The adaptations of Congo and Timeline {two great novels} were terrible too. But Airframe, Prey, State of Fear and Next haven't been adapted yet and if they did them RIGHT they'd all make for fantastic films! The only Crichton adaptation that's ever surpassed or even come close to the book so far is unfortunately The 13th Warrior and that's only because the book was literally unreadable!

[@anthonymerchant2597]

@@franohmsford7548 Oh I know what you are taking about as I had Timeline in hardback copy that was purchased at the end of 1999 well before the film adaptation. Eaters of the Dead aka The 13th Warrior was another that worked better in novelization then it did in the live adaptation. The man was both creative and genius in his work. Very few films seemed to be able to capture his style in going into such detail as he did. A one of a kind literary and story telling master that has left his impact on all of our lives. RIP Michael Crichton

[@Naomi.Robertson]

Jurassic Park 1993 is a perfect movie. You never lose interest for a second. Just seeing the first brontosaurus and how realistic it looked, it imprinted itself permanently in our brains. How many hundreds of millions of have been spent trying to copy it...

[@aaronflowers8881]

Brachiosaurus

[@João-u8b]

BRONTOSAURUS??????????

[@aaronflowers8881]

@@João-u8b lol right. Who still says Brontosaurus?

[@shockwavecg]

Honestly, I've had my fill of 'member-berries. I'm ready for something new. I'd be down for a story about a world where dinosaurs never went extinct and humans evolved alongside them and they have just as deep a connection with us as dogs, horses, birds, etc. I really like the image in the trailer of a bunch of cowboys on horseback rounding up the duck-billed dinosaurs through the snow-covered Montana range, a story about that would be fun.

[@VincentLarkin1]

Isn't that something else from the 90s called Dinotopia or something?

[@molcatz9634]

Yo just like dinotopia!

[@Thisreplywillsoundgaybut]

There is a book series about intelligent dinosaurs wearing power armor and protecting humans from aliens. They would make for an awesome action movie.

[@thevgmlover]

@@Thisreplywillsoundgaybut As a gamer, I'd play a good adaptation o' that, too.

[@ladyhawk7408]

unfortunately it would have been impossible for dinosaurs and humans to evolve side by side. dinosaurs were so successful that mammals would have likely stayed little more than cat sized. The t-rex a lone was so successful that it is now speculated that it dominated all 3 size niches of its time, small medium and large. its infant and youth sized filling the small role its juveniles filling the medium and the adults dominating the large size.

[@blakeking1125]

I'll be entirely honest, I enjoyed that one scene from the mandalorian with Luke more than the entire sequel trilogy.

[@thomasbecker9676]

Low bar.

[@Lucas12v]

@@thomasbecker9676 Very

[@alastair4839]

same here - mostly because he wasn't portrayed as a bitter looser... that was the kind of kickass we were hoping to see...

[@eduardofernandez8199]

Memberberries my friend, memberberries.

[@bobbah676]

Same brother, bringing luke back in the end, was a very nice child hood memory

[@edeasley144]

The Jurassic Universe movie is going to be great, I hear its an Event Horizon tie-in, where it turns out Dr Weir is actually Dr Grant in disguise, and it turned out his plan all along was to use the Event Horizon to cause the extinction of the dinosaurs. I don't even miss my higher brain function anymore.

[@AmandaFessler]

I'd watch it. XD

[@jeffreyskoritowski4114]

Idk that seems like some big brain thinking to me.

[@AJVillanueva2030]

At least it could look more better than the Cats movie starring Taylor Swift, James Corden, Rebel Wilson, Jason Derulo, Jennifer Hudson, and Ian McKellen.

[@dew9103]

And then the main characters fiht for the dinosaur and the dinosaur take over the universe and humans go extinct

[@somedandy7694]

"Where we're going...we don't need eyes to see motion"

[@drxym]

There was a seed of a good idea in Jurassic World - the Sea World-fication of Dinosaurs could have been a jump off point to something interesting - imagine some kind of Black Fish campaign to free the dinosaurs going horribly awry. Maybe the velocirapters were being trained for the show and doing tricks and some animal liberation types free them and it all goes sideways. It could have been tense, scary, had a message of sorts and still deliver an interesting riff. But oh no, they had to have some dumb plot to "weaponize" dinosaurs while some cardboard cutout characters including some annoying kids ran around a bit while saying stupid shit.

[@shawnn7502]

You pretty much totally summed up that movie in one sentence. You should write every summary in IMDB. Get to work.

[@fran3ro]

The entire point of the first movie (and specially the book) was that a dinossaur park wouldn't be possible because of the inherent chaos of bringing them alive via genetic technology. Jurassic World is an abomination of a sequel since the get go.

[@ilyassebenana3824]

@@fran3ro it's not jurassic world's fault, it's the fault of every sequel to the original jurassic Park movie

[@twyx6928]

Based on how "content rich" the previous movies were, a 5 minute video is an in-depth breakdown for this movie.

[@voltaire9176]

@Atom And you missed the part where no one cares about your nonsense video

[@wariyoshidirector]

I find it weird how the dinosaurs keep breaking out. In the original one, it felt like an act of God that was meant to punish us for our hubris. Now it's treated like an inevitability...as if a well-placed highpower 50 cal round wouldn't take down a dinosaur, let alone a fucking gatling gun full of them.

[@cord113]

You reminded me of the scene in Tremors 2 when Burt brings his .50 Cal rifle because he thinks he's going to be fighting Graboids. When he ends up having to shoot the smaller monster it explodes the thing, then goes through the wall behind it, then some oil drums, then the shed, then some more oil drums before finally taking out the engine of their own vehicle. That was a fun movie :)

[@zekebeans674]

The dinosaurs only ever “broke out” in jp1 and jw. In all the other movies they’re already free.

[@wolf_quill]

Chaos theory

[@niox1920]

how did it feel like an act of god, in the first movie they only escaped because Dennis Nedry turned the power off...

[@halinaqi2194]

It wasnt an act of god it was Dennis turning the security system off. The Raptors escaped only because they reset the park's power, Dennis didnt let the Raptors out. The hurricanes caused most of the workers to leave the island leaving around a small group of people behind, had dennis not shut off security systems, they wouldve been fine.

[@tomatonluis]

The next movie after this one will be definitely about space dinosaurs, and the one after that will involve time traveling to try to stop the creation of the clones in the first place (including tons of nostalgia bait ofc), it will look like they did it but in an after credits scene they will show that an egg or something survived, teasing the next movie where the dinosaurs have evolved somehow and now they can talk and make jokes so this one will be a romantic comedy.

[@newtpondskipper]

Hallmark channel is already in talks about the Christmas romcom Dino story.

[@nahuelleandroarroyo]

So Dino Crisis? Time travel and dinos

[@Gameprojordan]

Then they make ww2 style movies about the jurrasic-human world war

[@simplygreen5832]

@@nahuelleandroarroyo Dino Crisis 3: In space. Fun fact, this was due to a complete story rewrite after 9/11.

[@coryskipper909]

Plus it will tie in to the MCU multiverse some how.

[@apollo9543]

I walked out of Jurassic World Dominion feeling the same way as when I walked out of Independence Day Resurgence. They had so much material to work with...

[@bochalet]

We had a different experience. I walked out feeling it was a good bookend to the series with just enough fan service, can't understand the hate for this movie.

[@apollo9543]

@@bochalet I enjoyed it, the effects were amazing. Liked the stuff with Blue and the scene with Claire in the swamp. I just felt the writing should have been much much better.

[@plemcam]

That part of Tyrion puking, then reversing it, nearly killed me 🤣

[@amel5469]

Only for fans over 18 years old beautyzone.cam/Sity tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@jackakakreanxx5587]

Hey, bulemeia is a real issue, even more drunk midgets.

[@BaldorfBreakdowns]

The fart at the end really tied it all together nicely.

[@robmartin9782]

same here! I wasn't prepared for that. haha

[@killianmiller6107]

He missed the opportunity to do that for his video on Tenet

[@aaronh.917]

My initial reaction to the trailer for this was “well they brought back the OG cast members, which is kinda nice, and at least they allowed them to all be on the screen at one time, unlike in Disney’s take on Star Wars”

[@Maggi9909]

and all the character development from the movies werent dialed back to zero aswell

[@dani_i8942]

It isn't nice though, they are simply there as nostalgia bait. I'm sick of cameos and using now-irrelevant actors to draw people in to spend money. It's forced and feels cheap. I would much prefer they focused on new stories with new actors. The Star Wars sequels sucked not because Luke sucked, but because they tried to force those characters in without doing it naturally or creatively. It's been like 30+ years...move on to something new.

[@aaronh.917]

@@dani_i8942 agreed. I don’t like the nostalgia bait either. I was just pretty wrecked by the Disney Star Wars with how they treated the old cast, and I think any nostalgia service will beat that

[@jonathannovak132]

Sadly though cause they're male and white they'll be neutered and drinking green alien tity milk.

[@justsomeguywithprimusapoth5927]

“How can you possibly miss from that range” as an Xcom player I can say that you would be surprised how often people miss a target that is that close to them

[@mikewilliams736]

Even if he shot it, there would be an attack "from the side"

[@VitchAndVorty]

97% to the face and still MISSED!!! My worst RNG in XCOM so far.

[@cameronmcpherson6364]

That's XCOM baby!

[@aurex8937]

Hunter points shotgun at Velociraptor: 95% chance of hitting. *Blam* -misses Hunter: "SHOT WIDE!"

[@PeteNice29]

@@aurex8937 Panic is weird like that.

[@axecalibore]

Actually, seeing Laura Dern as Ellie again helps ease the pain of Holdo. Did not sit through the actual Holdo film, being able to scent shite a mile away. She's her sweet, feminine no purple hair self again. Like Vicodin for my eyes.

[@stantonvalberg9814]

Holdo was a horrible character.

[@axecalibore]

@@stantonvalberg9814 Unquestionably.

[@SagemaGrindset1894]

didnt even realize Laura Dern from jurassic was the actress playing holdo till drinker pointed it out.

[@shiftyvee]

You know it's interesting that they originally planned a movie/the indoraptor around animal abuse and making comparisons to poorly ethical captivity methods and then they went from that idea to Fallen Kingdom

[@Mobius118]

I think that's because those ideas are already encapsulated within Jurassic World for anyone with the desire to look deep enough to find them

[@AV57]

Universal Studios didn’t want to trigger the pig and chicken farmers.

[@royhuang9715]

@@AV57 actually pig and chicken farmer doesn’t even gives a shit. Meat packing Corporations are the one pulling the strings. Also if you didn’t know that industry is a monopoly now.

[@NFS0038]

I guess you'd have to watch fallen kingdom to get that joke. I didn't give (them) my money.

[@thisbubblygoodness7611]

@@Mobius118 was the first Jurassic World movie really about animal abuse? i did not get that message, the overall message i got was 'dont make up new dinosaurs for the sake of visitor count' which was kind of the premise of the first 1993 movie just without the made up indo-rex while the idea sounds cool, what i dont like is the logic behind it, the idea that the very first 'made up dinosaur' they make is a huge bipedal carnivor 'indo-rex' that can camouflage, followed by a smaller bipedal carnivor called an indoraptor with the same design just a 'raptor' version, its just so... Hollywood, like bigger raptors and T-rexs are the only things that they can think of

[@iainbrewin]

The Critical Drinkers voice has now become my inner voice as I criticize all the dumb shit around me in my daily life!

[@ericm5315]

The Jurassic Park franchise is a whole lot like the story of my ex and I; started good, dragged on too long and ended up getting revived several years later to huge disappointment before fizzing out like a forced wet fart during an orchestra.

[@lolcano2346]

mate 😂

[@slyaspie4934]

Oof I feel ya bro, been there was definitely messy

[@sugarsammy7209]

😂😂

[@frocurl]

People don't even realize they were Michael Crichton books. Many of his books are good movies. I totally agree with your vids. Thanks for speaking the obvious for us who truly enjoyed the wonder of the original in theaters and how these remakes are absolutely ruining that.

[@antoyal]

"Oh, cool sniper rifle." "Ah, but it only *looks* like a sniper rifle. Actually, it projects a laser dot on the target, and our super-dinos are trained to attack targets that have been marked that way." "Why not just 'mark' the target with a bullet as long as you're aiming a sniper rifle at them?" "... Our system uses super-dinos."

[@matthewpatrick7263]

That's what I was thinking. Not to mention how much easier it would be to sneak to the target WITHOUT a huge dinosaur.

[@guildedcharr7459]

Only real use I can see for weaponized dinosaurs would be to just drop them in a community you want to disrupt, but don't want human operatives. Even that is stretching it though.

[@lexmodiano417]

@@guildedcharr7459 No, that would be neat...if bombing and napalm didn't exist anyway

[@anonnyanonymous4800]

Nice This is Spinal Tap energy.

[@champisthebunny6003]

Yea, because who is gonna take notice of a giant dinosaur just milling around in the distance? Naw, Its probably just minding its own business. That wouldn't raise any red flags to me, or any red dots that happen to suddenly appear on my body either.

[@TheL0ngbeard]

There is one thing this movie has going for it: It proves that they went out of their way to make Laura look as unpleasant in TLJ

[@martinstein9553]

Dern has had so much plastic surgery that she looks like a living, breathing deep fake of herself.

[@ilenastarbreeze4978]

I was like wait she was whatshername in the movie? Shit i had no idea

[@TheL0ngbeard]

@@ilenastarbreeze4978 I saw her on an interview with Mark and I just could not figure out who she played in the movie...

[@Tom_H327]

News flash: Laura Dern was never good looking.

[@gregorysagegreene]

Respectfully, she always looked liked a horse. It was just that 25 year old SMV barely masked it in JP.

[@mj-je8ok]

I was thinking "Oh, no, it's gonna be dinosaurs in space," right before you said it. The first movie in the 90's was really entertaining. The book (as usual) was better. But, hey, nostalgia is the hot trend in Hollywood these days.

[@gulinp1]

because they don't know how to create or/and how market new stuff. It's much easier to take already established name and "reimagine" stuff ( read: deconstruct everything good about that movie , book or series and slap your mostly political agenda over it)

[@Jim-Tuner]

Dinosaurs in Space has already been done...in video game form. See Dino Crisis 3.

[@JonathanGaeta]

This is gonna be The Rise Of Skywalker for Jurassic Park

[@gojira-xg3kh]

@@JonathanGaeta the film's not even out yet you can't just make assumptions for all you know it could be better than the original

[@CatholicDragoon]

What's funny about the criticism about humans having more than enough firepower, is that that's exactly what happened in the original book. 2 separate humans, including the warden, fight off the raptors and then the warden goes running around with an RPG killing any dino he can find.

[@theenderking111]

Not to mention the nuke

[@loudtaste1046]

@@theenderking111 there was a nuke in the book ?

[@manfredrichtoften8848]

Whelp as someone who only ever seen Jurrasic park 3 and Jurrasic world and don't want to watch any more , I might actually grab the original book. Seems much more interesting than anything I would see in film.

[@mandaloretheultimate5832]

Yeah the Warden and Lawyer are actually kind of badass in the book. And there are like dozens of adult raptors, many of which they kill. And the entire island is destroyed at the end.

[@Gabriel-zy7ee]

@@loudtaste1046 Yep, they napalm Nublar in order to kill of the dinos but even then it was to late. There was already Raptos, Trikes, Hadrasaurs, and Compies living all over the mainland.

[@Neonsilver13]

I'm still wondering what the actual plot justification is in the old characters having any part in this. None of them are specialized in a field that would actually be useful in this catastrophe. Alan is a paleontologist, Ellie is a paleobotanist, Ian is a mathematician specialised in chaos theory. The closest one that might provide any insight in how to handle the problem of dinosaurs roaming the earth again would be Alan, but even he said in the third movie that the dinosaurs created by Hammond are something completely different from the dinosaurs he is studying. Each of them survived at least once for a few hours/days on an island filled with dinosaurs, they might be better equiped to survive with all the dinosaurs now, but that doesn't really help in dealing with this ecological disaster.

[@guilhermehank4938]

Because we gotta bring back them old protagonists back. It will make the audience feel young and happy again!

[@BillPeschel]

@@guilhermehank4938 Watching them 30 years older and heavier will not do that, mate.

[@Neil3D]

Obvs without having seen it and having zero idea, just speculating, these guys recognised their chosen professions were obsolete 30 years ago... so both Alan and Ellie have had an entire three decades to specialise in something else, 30 years experience in another field can make you pretty good at something else. Or they've spent 30 years doing nowt, or whatever the script finds convenient, dunno!

[@orkinho1]

You ain’t supposed to hint about it

[@alexandregrand-pierre1981]

They might pull an Independence Day 2 and bring back all the Original characters, just to have them all be killed off unceremoniously.

[@jonathanwelke]

When you said that bit about Laura Dern that's exactly the feeling inside of me and laughed so hard. I saw her in the trailer and reverted right back to the shite that was the Last Jedi

[@Avarn388]

Jonathan Welke Yeah. A small part of me had that and it isn't Laura Dern's fault. It's why I blank out her role on TLJ. Whether or not, Ellie will be treated well in this movie remains to be seen.

[@muznick]

She actually looks good for her age in this and so does Sam Neil. You know it's going to suck though.

[@mikewilliams736]

I didnt feel a thing. The trick is to never have seen The Last Jedi.

[@randomnerd3402]

@@Avarn388 Since the last time I saw her in something was Twin Peaks The Return, and I haven't watched TLJ in like 2 years. The burn of Dern playing Holdo has faded.

[@patrickhenry8425]

@Mike yep. I didn't even perform any "undocumented Viewing" of that steaming pile of hot garbage.

[@heraldofwar]

This only proves how creatively bankrupt Hollyweird is when al they can do is keep pumping films out from a franchises with memberberries and hope that everyone turns their brains off.

[@rogersmith7396]

Its what investors want. A sure 30& ROI. Especially Chinese investors now that Americans are broke.

[@bigtime9597]

@@rogersmith7396 Problem with that logic is that an investment is not a loan. With a loan, you have to pay the lender regardless of whether or not you made money. With an investment, the investor doesn't get paid UNLESS the company makes money. My point? What the investors want is a moot point because in order for the investors to get an ROI, the film is required to sell; That means asses need to be filling those seats. Luckily, the films didn't do as well as the studio was expecting.

[@kyleshockley1573]

@@bigtime9597 Yeah, but the way studios are carrying on is almost like a front. Either that or they really have calculated the half-assed write-offs to be more profitable than if they'd cultivated more successes with hard work.

[@rogersmith7396]

@@bigtime9597 The makers are looking for a sure thing and feel a reboot is the best way to get it. No one ever said they were geniuses. They grab for the Chinese buck.

[@孫慧娟-u9c]

Imagine if they just made a movie about how the dinosaurs are living their lives on the islands. No humans, just a documentary style narration coming from drone footage

[@chrislyne377]

I watched this film with my son today & when we got out I asked if he enjoyed it. He said it wasn't as good as he thought it would be. I asked why and he went on to pick holes in it all the way home. By the time we got home he finished off by saying "It was just a bit of a mess Daddy. I don't think I'll watch it again." My son is 8 and he saw it for what it is - a pile of steaming shit.

[@compatriot852]

I remember being in the movie theater and getting so bored and upset with the first world film that I just straight up left half way. It really doesn't feel anything like the originals and it feels like everybody in this universe drinks only lead water given how stupid they act. Really using dinosaurs as weapons? How stupid are these people?

[@uding9437]

True dat

[@jackakakreanxx5587]

If the military could find a reliable method to control them then they could be pretty effective infantry. Kinda like emus during the emu war where they would take machine gun bullets like 50 cent

[@rogersmith7396]

Ah yes reminds me of ET and Dune.

[@blyat8832]

I enjoyed half of it, only because it was finally something I always wanted to see as a kid. Real people in an actual Jurassic park that is up and running, but the other half I got bored, fell asleep halfway and woke up to the funny red head running from a trex in heels and decided "yeah, no"

[@blyat8832]

@Just Dope lmao keep trying bot, no one cares

[@Tommykey07]

Same issue with the xenomorphs in the Alien movies. They're a serious threat in confined spaces against small groups of people unsure of what they're up against. But put them in am open space against a large, well equipped force and they'll get annihilated.

[@mrrichard5493]

Read the Earth War alien comic series it focuses on xenomorph outbreaks on earth. It shows and talks about open warfare againt the bugs. Super interesting and cool. It takes place 15 years or so after Aliens. Highly recommend reading.

[@thisbubblygoodness7611]

thats why i see the Alien trilogy as Alien Alien Isolation (great game) Aliens confined spaces and a shit ton of terror, thats what i like.

[@SirLolcat]

@@mrrichard5493 great read. Great suggestion mate.

[@jasontodd6604]

@@mrrichard5493 I personally don't think we should compare xenomorphs to dinosaurs. Remember their so dam smart that in aliens they cut off the power. Plus slot of are military equipment won't work on xenomorphs. Only colonial marine weapons work really. And we don't have those. Xenomorphs are killing machines.

[@Carlisho]

@@thisbubblygoodness7611 Alien Isolation is a masterpiece, Im a person that struggles a lot with horror games because I get jumpscared very easily (even if I know whats coming and when) but the game was so much fun that I kept pushing thru, I kept wondering if I had a masochistic side in me lol

[@guilherme5094]

The first thought that came to my mind at the end of the second film of this new trilogy was: 'There weren't many dinosaurs alive in this ending, even Blue looks like it's the last velociraptor, the big one released in the ocean will need to eat and will be killed for sure, the smaller ones will be killed by dogs or poisoned by plants etc. The few medium and large dinosaurs will be hunted and killed quickly.' There is not the slightest possibility of a new world ruled by dinosaurs even in that universe. The whole idea is idiotic.

[@jurassicroom7673]

There were many more creatures that escaped,other companies are mass producing them,and dino smuggling has now been established as happening even when the park was open.

[@jacksonwells2902]

Apparently it’s a rule at Universal that the humans can’t shoot and kill the Dino’s in these movies anymore but it’s totally fine for them to rip apart innocent people and the movie will still portray the dinosaurs as somehow a sympathetic petting zoo animal.

[@454brianbat]

Yes, and a serious question is could their digestive systems handle plants and animals for food these days? There is new bacteria that would make them die.

[@Skrenja]

The military could wipe out all those dinosaurs in an hour. Hell, all those dinos combined would be no match for a single Abrams tank or Apache.

[@jurassicroom7673]

@@Skrenja there's also alot of people that would rather not send the dinosaurs back into extinction hence in the trailer you see Owen wrangling them.

[@Carolinafan85]

Ok, we are here with the director of “Jurassic Worlds”,and first let me ask where the idea for Dinos in space came from ? Sure, I will be glad to answer that one,you see 10 years ago I was scrollling through KZbin and found an avid Jurassic fan called Critical Drinker ,and has he was describing how much he loved the series, he mentioned the only thing that could top the first 2 trilogies was taking our beloved dinosaurs into space,and I immediately called my producer to get the ball rolling and here we are

[@BlankCanvas88]

They've basically given the dinosaurs the "Jaws" treatment: animals with human strategic abilities. But you're the first commentator that's pointed out, no, they would behave like animals, not humans, so bravo.

[@ElGentoo]

To be fair, he's not the first one. But yeah, he's damn right. They're animals and should behave as such.

[@screenname8267]

Isn't that "The Deep Blue Sea" treatment? I mean yeah, that was supposed to be a Jaws sequel at first, but even they said, "ehh, that's taking it a bit too far"..

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

Not to say you're wrong, but if movies like these portrayed them as actual animals they would be boring as hell. While many may disagree, Jurassic Park/World is basically a monster movie franchise.

[@screenname8267]

@@matteomastrodomenico1231 Jurassic Park and Jaws made animals monsters without making them villains (th first movie of each, at least). This is part of why they became so iconic as movies. Jurassic World has made them villains and monsters to the point that they do not really act like animals. This is part of why they are so easily made fun of. I mean Fallen Kingdom actually had a "scary monster hands reaching for a kid" scene.... thrice.

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

@@screenname8267 Why would you consider them "villains", exactly?

[@JackTGreat]

I love how Jurassic World has become a metaphor for Hollywood in general. Let's take an idea, make it worse, and screw up so badly it kills people('s faith in us).

[@dstu322]

Alec Baldwin agrees

[@uncaboat2399]

They don't care about people's faith (in us) all they care is people part with that mean green. So long as garbage brings in billion$, they're going to produce garbage. Why work any harder?

[@iexist.imnotjoking5700]

This one is gonna be extremely bad. The dinosaurs running around in cities is such a "appealing to kids" move. Just a big cashgrab.

[@iexist.imnotjoking5700]

@Nolan well, I don't. Haven't seen a new movie in a while.

[@rogersmith7396]

Did someone say Godzilla?

[@mr.marvin]

@Nolan well that won't stop normies from watching them.

[@sipalingindonesia]

Apparently both "JW" movies earned lots of money, maybe there are lots of kids in this world....

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

@Roger- yeah but those are fun.

[@jonasgrant]

I will say, from what I understand, the issue is not that the police and military can't kill the dinosaurs, it's that dinosaurs that escape into nature have ended up replacing keystone species, making it impossible to just exterminate them without causing ecological collapse... I have probably given this more thought that the writers of this movie will, sadly.

[@Rafael_Peixoto]

Tbh the idea of some species being outcompeted by dinosaurs and getting extinct sounds like a decent one, but I'm sure they won't explore this in the movie

[@ravengrey6874]

​@@Rafael_Peixoto It would require the writers to either do research on the ecological structures that support our biosphere, or to have paid attention in high school.

[@chako2872]

I mean tbh, I doubt the army or the police woudn't have inmediately tried to deal with the dinosaurs once they got reports of them going around cities, killing people and animals.

[@fotina45]

This could happen but it would take years if not decades to happen. Dont think our protagonist will be alive by then

[@thekunninglinguist2397]

The dinosaurs are part of BLM so can't be touched

[@grandmufftwerkin9037]

Continuous cycles of reboots are a sign of a creatively bankrupt industry.

[@f1shyspace]

Not always

[@amel5469]

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[@masterknife8423]

Hollywood's been creatively bankrupt for several decades now. Jurassic Park wasn't exactly an original movie it's just a big screen adaptation of a Sci fi book

[@rogersmith7396]

They are miners for cash. 12 year olds are their ore.

[@garrettzkool63]

@@rogersmith7396 scary and true, hollyweird is not a good place

[@marcosolivarria9770]

Let's be real here, the first movie was an amazing thriller with cool ideas and had something to say about the human condition, but since dinosaurs are the coolest thing ever, of course the public at large would pay as many times as possible to watch more cool dinosaurs on screen, so each movie after the first one is just turn-your-brain-off spectacle. Essentially the same thing happened to Godzilla, the first one was a thriller with a lot of political undertones and a lot to say about it, but because big dinosaur, essentially all the sequels are kaiju spectacle.

[@dragomight8851]

Yeah, especially with Godzilla. I definitely love the kaiju fight movies when done right, such as King of the Monsters and vs Destoryah, but the first and Shin managed to be a great story with a giant movie. I'll always remember them more because they managed to make Godzilla a representation of something

[@AlyssaGojiGeek101]

Godzilla isn't well-done, or at least appropriately done, by Hollywood. I have never been more disappointed in the series than when Godzilla Vs. Kong came out, but neither of the prior entries were good, either. It all screams nostalgia bait, and since flashy, dumb movies are "in" right now in America, I have little respect for the Legendary MonsterVerse.

[@marcosolivarria9770]

@@AlyssaGojiGeek101 yup, the good Hollywood Kaiju movie was Pacific Rim, because it knew what it was, an Del Toro is a great film maker. And even his fun summer Kaiju movie had something to say about global warming and humanity, since the Kaiju there were meant as allegories for hurricanes.

[@janus1124]

Are they really trying to convince us that the handful of dinosaurs that escaped from the mansion at the end of the last movie have multiplied and taken over the planet in the span of... a few years at most? Where did they all come from?

[@brendansheehy8124]

Did the T-Rex even have anyone to mate with🤔🤔 Yet I guarantee we will have about 20 T-Rex’s in this one.

[@Iron-Bridge]

They relied on government welfare and housing.

[@rocket_sensha4337]

i dont wanna try and write a history for them... but they showed us dna samples getting shipped at the end of the last one. the escaped dinos and the jeff goldblum speech made it a bit confusing, but my uneducated guess its that we are looking at the fuck ups of people cloning them and not the few loose by the end of extinction

[@Silverkestrel]

Honestly beyond a few exceptions in certain climates, it just makes no sense for them to be able to survive in a world that has drastically changed from what they evolved for. In the park you can somewhat justify that the park is providing for the needs of the population they make. But where are those giant herbivores getting the vast amounts of food they need to survive and breed? There's a reason most animals are not as large as they were back then. Even in Jurassic World there is no possible way that they could feed that Mosasaurs the amount it needs or maintain a large enough body of water. That's the problem with these movies insisting on doing "x but bigger!" The original had the right amount of suspension of disbelief, each one after demands more exponentially.

[@THEremiXFACTOR]

Life found a way.... Just kidding. But remember in the original all the dinosaurs are female and then later they start changing sex.

[@Davechow12]

I mentioned the cargo plane coming out of the theater. “Planes can move hundreds of miles an hour. How could a flying dinosaur catch up to one?”

[@CaptainLuckyLuke]

As a Kiwi I’m going to watch this film only because it’s got Sam Neill in it and every New Zealander is obligated to see every movie he’s in.

[@theshadow8188]

I love how they don’t even explain how blue could have a child considering she was the last of her kind…

[@sipalingindonesia]

Oh don't you know? The writers can say that there are other velociraptors secretly breed on the other island. Which island,you ask? Like that matters, you just need to accept that such is the story!

[@aeturner]

Because life, ugh, finds a way

[@funnyman8713]

Plot twist: Blue is mother Mary which makes her child raptor Jesus, it all makes sense now

[@Jg-be7it]

You'll have to go back to the original JP for that. See the line "life, uh, finds a way."

[@HieMan-g1n]

They don't explain in the trailer and yet people still immediately understood where that came from no problem and no disclaimers needed. Unfortunatelly I'm sure in the movie itself they will explain it slowly and carefully for those who didn't get it.

[@tsuneomccormick115]

Something tells me if they are making more for the series after this, they'll revive the idea of humanoid dinosaur hybrids.

[@wojciechwerner8787]

This at least would be something new.

[@leonerd1763]

Already did

[@ClaimSuit]

if i had to guess they will also find some way to blame chris pratts character for it, not even some scientist or the like, just him and blue somewhere started making people wonder and fuck all the sciencey sheit. quick edit, because that sounds more like some futurama episode and also a potentially interesting way to play into the original thing using 'accidental human dna already there leading to curious people doing something weird and now we have an 80s cartoon as real life" which means they will never actually do such a thing with it.

[@NexusKin]

Yeah, they'll combine human and dinosaur DNA together to create new lethal hybrid creatures with vastly enhanced strength, speed, stamina and intelligence, where each one could basically be a one-man army. I would actually watch that.

[@snagsTS]

I'd say dropping a few killing machines in fairly unprotected civilian areas to maim and kill to their heart's content is bloody terrifying and not really a bad idea, if a little underhanded. However they'd have to be in maim and kill mode all the time, not just hunt for food. However I get your point.

[@solomonheppner]

Fax

[@Bomthebom]

Or instead you could drop a dozen war criminals/brutal mercenaries armed to the teeth and be assured of getting the job done. Far cheaper and higher chance of success.

[@darryljohnson3791]

He said exactly what I was thinking while watching the trailer! I couldn’t get over the fact the there was no military involvement whatsoever. I thought this would have been a us vs them movie which in my opinion would have been a more fun watch

[@dustyak79]

At least zombie world take over movies explain stuff like the rapid spread of a virus. This ya dinos aren’t like invasive Asian carp.

[@Lucas12v]

@@dustyak79 Pretty sure that a zombie outbreak wouldn't happen either. Their only weapon is biting which humans aren't very good at. And the only way they can reproduce is by killing the most dangerous animals on earth, humans. All this while having the intelligence of a jellyfish. Zombie media is often fun though, so I'm not complaining.

[@dustyak79]

@@Lucas12v World war Z did a pretty good take on it . The other ones ya not very believable

[@Gamble661]

The whole "weaponized dinosaur" is what finally made me give up; it was beyond stupid. Like one soldier with an anti-tank weapon couldn't take out their "super raptor". To say nothing of tanks...ground attack aircraft....mines....or a whole bunch of those pepperoni pizza MRE's... Also; having to suffer through Pineda's performance in the last movie was traumatic enough, I refuse to subject myself to that again, in this or any movie.

[@HarleyHerbert]

Send dinosaurs onto a battlefield against a tank and you wouldn't even need to do anything but sit there in the tank and wait for the dinosaurs to die. Tanks are even designed to survive and even repel anti tank weaponry, so a bunch of claws and teeth are doing nothing. They'll waste a lot of time trying to get into the tank and then get eventually be too tired to be effective at anything.

[@evilmac9623]

Well if Tremors taught me anything, don't let them eat the super food ;)

[@barbiquearea]

A few well placed shots using armor piercing rounds and that oversized meat bag is toast.

[@PeteNice29]

@@barbiquearea No matter how big, everything has a brain.

[@michiganscythian2445]

We use animals in the military today but it’s more for tracking, bomb sniffing, and pack animals to remote areas. I could maybe see a pack of trained raptors as an ambush, shock unit. Anything beyond that veers into Dino Riders territory. Speaking of which, if we want nostalgia bait and toys to market, why isn’t anyone doing a live action Dino Riders movie franchise? That way these writers who want so badly to have a laser Dino military can actually have a laser Dino military.

[@lepermessiah2608]

I think The Lost World gets way more hate than it deserves. Sure it's not comparable to the first movie but it's still a good movie overall. The T-Rex terrorizing San Diego will always be a classic scene.

[@powerofberzerker9487]

A solid King Kong tale, but with T-rex instead of my boi Kong.

[@fr0ck360]

I mean it has some iconic scenes like The Trex Couple ripping a man in half

[@jimschuler8830]

The Lost World committed the cardinal sin of killing a dog. It deserves all the hate and more.

[@ferrarikangaroo9271]

ROFL. No. It's *objectively* the worst out of all of the JP films and features none of the positive qualities of the original. Spielberg should have stuck to the narrative of Michael Crightons second novel instead.

[@msscott22]

@@ferrarikangaroo9271 The Lost World is the only watchable sequel in this franchise. Up to the last half hr anyway.

[@nickegofficial]

Just watched Dominion. Holy FUCK. Watching you tear that apart is going to be therapeutic.

[@deusex3124]

At this point it seems like everyone's completely forgotten the first film was based on a novel by Michael Crichton, Jurassic Park wasn't something Spielberg just came up with, and that in part is why it was so good. The Lost World, the sequel to Jurassic Park was also based, somewhat loosely, on another of Crichton's books but I'm pretty sure the whole T-Rex stomping down city streets thing wasn't in the Lost World novel which probably explains why it doesn't work. Everything after The Lost World has just been lazy writers and greedy studio execs wanting to capitalise on the IP and then nostalgia, characters and story went out of the window and dumb spectacle took over. So instead of a paleontologist and the grand children of the park's owner being lost in a deserted theme park full of danger and potential predators on a remote island during a tropical storm, you've got Chris Pratt playing dinosaur whisperer meets action man in a set increasingly absurd sequences where now you're actively wanting people to get eaten by dinosaurs because frankly they deserve it after the events of the first 2 films.

[@generalhospital8208]

Well the dude didn't want to make a second book but was kinda of forced too. I love the 1st book they had hero you weren't expecting. I saw the movie first and seeing that lawyer getting eating and being a wimp then you read the book and he one of THE BADASS same with that Australian dude

[@chrismdb5686]

Spielberg originally wanted to have his trilogy close with something similar to what Dominion will end up being when it hits theaters, the reason he combined that idea with 'The Lost World' to give us the T. Rex romp thru San Diego we got was because he wanted to beat the other monster movies to the box office (I believe there was a Godzilla, Kong, or both kinds of movies coming out around the same time Lost World did). JP3 was originally supposed to be more like Dominion, and less of the mess it ended up being. 'The Lost World' would also have ended up being more like the book with a whole extra act to work with. It's quite a shame.

[@ptyleranodon3081]

Having read the second book before the movie came out I was massively disappointed. The movie kept about 3 of the characters and about 5% of the storyline from the book. Had they kept more true to the book it would have much more reminiscent of the original film. That being said, the second film is still much better than any of the later ones. Of course, I keep watching them because the dinosaur nerd and JP fan in me won't let me ignore it.

[@alqaeda7040]

They should just make the third sequel, city on lockdown with Government forces actively hunting and killing the dino

[@rgerber]

the intro scene (beach) in the second movie is actually in the first book and also the Lawyer was kind of like Muldoon (pretty bad ass) ...uhm at least i guess so

[@ainulkhairilezral7200]

Crichton's novel was tackling the idea of scientific hubris overtaking caution and common sense, using dinosaurs as a literary device. The Jurassic World film "saga" takes that sentiment and cranked it up to 11.

[@jovenc4508]

Nuance and subtle metaphor is dead. Now everything has to be spelled out lest the audience be confused.

[@Naberius359]

Yes, but that theme was not executed well in the new films. These films have become parodies of themselves, which undercuts the message.

[@ghostinthecraig]

"Dinosaurs are scary and guns no work on them" -The Critical Drinker LEGEND 😆

[@basichomebrew610]

which is hilarious because in JP2 the bald hunter guy seemed pretty confident he could kill a T-Rex with a single shot from his big gun (and even though he never got the chance to try, theres nothing indicating it wouldnt have worked).

[@greenconscious210]

To counter that argument I give you: The Great Emu war. Australia sent a military unit after some overgrown chickens, and lost.

[@ghostinthecraig]

@@greenconscious210 YUP 😆

[@ghostinthecraig]

@@basichomebrew610 Fine good point sir

[@Ramsey276one]

4:15 XD

[@_S3R4PH_]

The new movie was so so dumb, like there was a scene with a large pterosaur-Quezquatlus (spelt it wrong im lazy). How did it destroy a plane, they act like its claw is made out of adimantium. Seriously the writers are just something else. And the whole prospect of dinosaurs taking over is terrible, with all the weapons of war we posses. They wouldnt be out there for long. If you want to know what real dinosaurs were like, watch the documentary Prehistoric planet. Most scientically up to date reconstruction.

[@MrMacavity]

I feel we're evolving into Jurassic Park vs Jason at this point. Looks like another pass for me. The original movie from the 90's was amazing, and sub-sequential follow-up movies have been degrading the genre a bit by bit into the "wouldn't it be cool if [insert random BS] ?!" category. Maybe good for popcorn consuming if nothing else is on, but not something to look forward to as a standalone good experience or building the continued lore universe. 😉

[@Krysnha]

Evolution or devolution of hollywood, the original was a master piece a classic, that pass the test of times, with effect that look amaizing back then and now, and as new movie come, it looks more plasitc and fake the characters are less actors, that cant act, i mean come on in the original the first time both see a dinasour they are acting like they see the thing they always dream, since child and is beleivable today actors, all look boring, these is just sad

[@zamar2158]

The original was adapted from the book by a biochemist - Crichton . His idea about the recreation of dinosaurs and the amino acid suppression etc are scientifically correct. It was a cautionary tale about playing god, greed, respecting boundaries and mother nature. The movies are all about hollywood showcasing it's extreme greed. And millenials demonstrating they haven't had a single original thought. Not sure if it was because they were indoctrinated or that happened because they don't have original thoughts.

[@satanofficial3902]

It's *SEXIST!!!* to use the term "bullsh*t" when she cows go poop, too. And, it's also *SPECIESIST!!!* because non-bovine animals also expel digestion remnants through their anal orifice. In the future, instead of saying "bullsh*t", everyone should please say "Non-gender-specific non-species-specific animal excrement". And instead of using "BS", please use "NSNSAE". Thank you for your cooperation.

[@saisameer8771]

The original had something none of the subsequent sequels or reboots had. The sense of adventure, wonder and excitement. The original treated dinosaurs like real animals. The Brachiosaurus scene in the beginning is still one of my favorite scenes in the entire franchise. The reboots treat them either like movie monsters or superheroes, and the worst part for me is how much the online paleontology community seems to s1mp for these garbage movies. Like, come on guys. Dinosaurs deserve better than this.

[@geraq0]

@@zamar2158 probably both. This is a failed generation and I don't want to even think of the following ones.

[@silverletter4551]

Lex: "No, don't let the monsters over here." Grant: "They aren't monsters, Lex. They're just animals. These are herbivores." - Jurassic Park Well, so much for that. Apparently to these morons who made this film, dinos are now on par with the rumbling

[@TheSt1092]

Dr Grant actually later referred to the dinosaurs that InGen created as just being theme park monsters in Jurassic Park 3.

[@silverletter4551]

@@TheSt1092 I recall. I somewhat consider that film non canon

[@ameykulkarni7491]

@Sonic Hedgehog basically a horde of immortal giants destroying and killing (almost) all humans on earth by literally stepping on them. Bits of it are shown in thus video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aISXonqBot91gKc I made it sound corny by mistake but it's genuinely brilliant and terrifying. Watch Attack on Titan.

[@deftmute]

@@ameykulkarni7491 That's some serious edgelord shit lol.

[@k_tess]

@@ameykulkarni7491 Dude The Rumbling is corny. The whole closed time-like loop, golden. But the rumbling is a corny way to end the world.

[@knuckleheadX98]

Critical! I love your channel, but your analysis of the "clever girl" scene was wrong. Robert Muldoon wasn't killed by the raptor he was aiming at but by another that snuck in on his flank. A callback to the scene where Grant explains to a kid how raptors hunted cooperatively in packs.

[@deborahblackvideoediting8697]

That's right. Even if Muldoon had been ready in two seconds to shoot, the hidden velociraptor still would have gotten him!

[@Noodles.Doodles]

Drinker didn't say Muldoon was killed by the forward raptor, he said he took too long to be ready to fire. He could have fired without the stock, killed one, and scared off or killed the other. He might still have been rushed by a confused or angry raptor, but he'd have a better chance of surviving if he actually fired his semi-auto shotgun, vs doing nothing and delivering a one-liner.

[@saisameer8771]

@@Noodles.Doodles Considering how Dangerous the raptors are he probably wanted to be sure he could kill it as quickly as possible. Besides, wild animals are very sensitive to movement. Any rapid movement could've spooked the raptor.

[@stupid0244]

Thanks for pointing this out. I thought the same. I don't really think that scene is worth criticizing. If anything, I thought it was a fairly realistic scene. On a personal note, Muldoon was my favorite character so his death was bittersweet. I just pretend that he lived through the attack (as was potentially the original plan). The raptors simply toyed with him and then left to chase Grant and the others. he found a spare helicopter or something lol. Hell, maybe another rescue team came back for survivors!

[@johnleonard9102]

He really didn't need to get the stock ready when he was that close though lol

[@felipemontero1087]

The first movie actually treated the dinosaurs like real animals. The T-Rex attack scene shows how he interacts with the car and the people with more curiosity than anything else, as an apex predator there wouldn’t be anything to stop him to do whatever she wants. Fuck, they even acknowledge that in the movie, even showing that it learned that cars contains food in them, as when it chases the jeep it tries to flip it over the same way it did with the previous. And even the overly eager agressivity of the raptors is explained. They were bread in a tiny closed space, resulting in them being completely agressive and stressed out, as they experience the world for the firts time (the only smart choice they make with the Indominus Rex for the first half of the movie, until it’s become a mob leader on the end). And they were starving, as they have been locked for a while where the powers goes out, so that’s they were chasing the humans so much. On the new trailer they show the Therizinosaur chasing Claire, which is MUCH realistically than a carnivore, as herbivores are way dangerous than carnivores in real life. The worst animal you could encounter in the wild are Hippos or Elephants, who usually attack for no reason. But no, the final boss is the Giganotosaur, who is so big that eating the cast would be the same as a 200 pound adult running a whole 30 minutes to eat 5 oreos as its meal for the day.

[@screenname8267]

The pitch meeting: "So the third movie's gonna have dinosaurs all over the world" "...they were released in the continental US, so witht he exception of ones that can fly long distance or swim, they would at most be all over North America" "And there'll be tons of them everywhere" "...didn't the last movie state they only saved like 50?" "With the dinosaurs having escaped into the ecosystems and disappeared" "..I kinda feel like a 30 foot tall reptile will stick out and be relatively easy to spot these days" "They'll jump out and kill people in the cities at random, so people are like super scared" "Okay, that's not meshing with the people still being at drive-in movies, I mean if they're scared of being eaten, why are they doing things that leave them open to being eaten? Also, didn't you say they disappeared into the ecosystems? Now they're in the cities and you still can't find them? How?" "And their numbers building as they eat people all over the globe" "...wait... their numbers have increased? Was the time skip a lot bigger than was hinted at before? How long have they been out -and why are people still camping the woods in RVs if they've been out that long?" "Making their way to the new dominant species on the planet" "...kinda feel like that'd need a significant amount of time, not even just a year or two, we're talking literal decades -also 'dinosaur' is not a species" "Will someone PLEASE get this guy out of the room so we can do our work uninterrupted?"

[@gorkskoal9315]

Dinosaurs traumatizing people is tight! "It sure is" "so what else..." "well uh their's a military..." "ooooh ok ok soo you'll use the military to try to protect cities in case they go hunting?" "well you see..." "and then we braught in some experts" "oooook so they'll draft policy and we'll get to see a bit of people making a plan?" "well no not really the dinosaurs just go do their thing" "predatory lizzards are tight, but don't you think that'll upset parents who want a complete ending?" "nah it'l be hardy any trouble, bairly an invoncience!"

[@benjaminlecrone9122]

“Nostalgia” is at least more tolerable than “the Message”. It’s when they try to combine the two that I really want Hollywood to fall into the ocean.

[@margarethmichelina5146]

There are some "Nostalgia" that works when they're still respecting the original casts and original source material such as Cobra Kai, Spiderman : No Way Home, Ghostbusters: Afterlife. And then there are some "Nostalgia" that just there to waste everyone's time like The Whole Sequel Trilogies of Star Wars or The Matrix: Ressurections.

[@wowkallak]

I love how the final shot of the video was Hammond looking at the amber. So relevant to the whole mood. Well done.

[@CHANN3L_NAME]

I think jw 1 was a smart subtle criticism of “bigger, scarier, cooler” because it’s aware that everyone and their mom loves the first one best. And also; the idea of dinos on the mainland has been pitched since the first book but I think I would’ve preferred a subtle incline of dinos, Not a poorly written 4 year jump. Overall, love your reviews as always.

[@hyethga]

Drinker, spot on! The one thing that angered me the most about Jurassic World II is the absence of the military. Even if we accept a reality where T-rexes, triceratops, and pterodactyls are on the loose, let's be honest, the world's militaries would make literal mincemeat out of them. They would carpet bomb them, shoot them down from the sky, and riddle them with more holes than Swiss cheese. I hated the second Jurassic World and if the trailer for the third one is any indication, I'm going to hate it too, or maybe not even watch it all.

[@MrFunkhauser]

it'd take hundreds of years for these things to grow to substantial numbers anyways, not to mention what the fuck they would even eat?

[@classicgalactica5879]

Just imagine what a 70 ton main battle tank would do to even the largest theropods. They could run into them and snap their legs, and shooting one with a 120 mm smoothbore cannon would be akin to shooting a chicken with a .45 caliber semi automatic pistol.

[@lainiwakura1776]

The Marines at Camp Pendleton were all obviously on vacation, what else could it be?! Even JP 2 was a better movie than anything this trilogy produced.

[@tomislavtakac873]

I recomnd the novel and the sequel Lost World,the author Michael Crichton wrote only two novels and passed away in 2008 and I don't think he would like what they did to the franchize

[@chimchimsjamkookies4242]

Animal activists won't let them do that so easily. They can argue that this planet belonges to everyone not only humans.

[@berendharmsen]

I thought the drinker had miscounted and that this was only the second Jurassic world movie. Then I thought: well, I must have missed the second one then. Then I looked it up and realised I had actually seen it. It made so little impression on me that I forgot all about it.

[@BlueKatanaWarrior]

Same here. I've spent the last couple of days trying to remember anything about it after seeing the third trailer, only to come up with nothing until the Drinker summerized it

[@plushdogg124]

When I saw the ad for this movie I thought about Critical Drinker’s video on the problem with modern films. Remake classics while banking on nostalgia by having actors from the original make an appearance for maximum effect. It’s comical how cyclical and formulaic Hollywood has become.

[@Sidera17]

Same! After I watched Drinker’s video about the nostalgia/reboot problem, and then saw all the Super Bowl trailers, it was the equivalent of seeing the FedEx arrow and never being able to unsee it again. lol

[@nelisezpasce]

You could say it is talmudic

[@admiralseabass8993]

I really hope the Drinker reviews this one, let’s just say it’s a “target rich environment”