Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Review

[@Hollyclown]

I love they bring Ian Malcom in again, just to show that he is, once again, right.

[@theLOSTranger234]

the ONLY character in this whole series that has any kind of sense

[@tristanwatchous9489]

Grant Ellie and Malcolm are all back in the next instalment

[@xraystudios3693]

@@theLOSTranger234 Alan Grant does too, except it you mean "Jurassic World" franchise

[@theLOSTranger234]

@@tristanwatchous9489 the three-o they'll all be sitting in their dino-proof shelter eating popcorn while telling everyone else "told ya, should have listen to us"

[@Foobie07]

And to bait the audience so they can get that oh so precious money that they love so much instead of actually making a good movie.

[@d-zeroshdplaythroughs3181]

So the moral of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom... ...just grow another one.

[@Dinoslay]

If you can do that secretly away from the government, that is. Apparently, in the movie universe timeline, that’s been made illegal for obvious reasons.

[@emilyapricot1313]

The technology to grow dinos could easily have been lost in all the disasters.

[@TrufanNW]

Hey that's kinda like how they make these movies. Just make another one.

[@fookinkoont]

@@TrufanNW 3 months late but your comment is amazing lol they try to milk jurassic park's legacy so bad it's insane

[@delmerputnam1679]

@@emilyapricot1313 I doubt that very highly. Even if the company did get sued into oblivion, they could’ve preserve some of the tech before that happens. Also given how Dr. Wu grew the Indoraptor, the tech obviously still exist

[@Nickel_The_Wise]

This movie could be defined in two Decker quotes from his arsenal: "Therefore, happy ending!" "The franchise is dead as SHIT."

[@shinndig1293]

This movie's ending was NOT happy.

[@theLOSTranger234]

@@shinndig1293 it was happy for the the Dinosaurs

[@Gainoffuntion]

Lol. I had to. They are alive. Like me...

[@dee-jo5hw]

That Guy has a good point there

[@ashgreninja-flurriko2173]

@@shinndig1293 yeah and it was because of that ignorant little shit clone.

[@orionslaver432]

"This prototype is worth $28 million!" So about 15% of the price of a single cruise missile, then. The writers clearly had no idea how expensive military hardware is in reality.

[@chimp5411]

They weren't selling it they were auctioning the indo you should always start at low prices for rare things so the people who want it will pay more than the other person until the richer man gets it

[@chimp5411]

"Prototype" meaning It probably had flaws that weren't fixed yet

[@BadassHater1]

Well to be fair - US military expenses are inflated as fuck

[@Scar-Predator]

I'm pretty sure in the end, the Indoraptor was sold for like $68m to $80m.

[@Nicole-cn8bj]

If decker multiplied every time he said " or just grow another one in a lab"

[@mcoupe69]

That’s like.. a few deckers 😯

[@medicwheat69]

Or if they just grew another in a lab. In fact. What if instead of paying for all the people that got killed in the first movie. They just grew a replacement in a lab.

[@greenkoopa]

The lesson we can learn is that we should just grow more labs

[@danfors1333]

Why care about decker, we can always grow another decker in the lab.

[@ravenshotred]

If we grew a Decker in a lab for every "or just grow another one in a lab"

[@geardog24]

Why did it feel like they wanted to give the little clone girl the ability to talk to dinosaurs? Or are they saving that for the sequel?

[@madison_russell04]

Yes they are..... And the first synopsis sounds already like Bs.

[@Mr.Wetherilli]

Oh god pls no

[@BestCupid]

@warystatue33 fun fact . One of the random JP4 movie ideas was human/dinosaur hybrids using guns and such . It sounded awful and very Asylum styled movie

[@mauricemaceo7245]

Concept art looked sick tho

[@Senator-Wary]

@@BestCupid my account was banned but I'm back

[@jonfeist1400]

Hammond spared at least one expense considering that an underpaid Nedry is the only reason that first park failed before it even opened

[@user-bu2sf1gb5t]

Well actually there was a legit theory why his Park would've failed anyway. Let's just say - ALOT of legal issues. And i'm not even including accidents with dinosaurs. You should check it out - it's really informative.

[@the_devils_jester]

Aß Legaleagle said: Expenses were spaired.

[@Speculativedude]

To be fair, that line was never spoken by Hammond in the book, it was said by a character named Ed Regis who was removed completely from the movie with a few of his lines being given to Hammond and his death given to Gennaro, (kind of.) And the line was only said once or twice. In the book there are several things that point to Hammond being a bit of a rich cheapskate, underpaying Nedry was just one of them.

[@adamgray1753]

Just like with computers, @@Speculativedude, you get what you paid for. Hiring supposed IT professionals off of Craigslist is not the best way to go for a fledgling theme park.

[@alexbroadbent5313]

Jon Feist the first park would have failed with or without Nedry. That was part of the point of Michael Crichton’s original novel mankind’s arrogance and inability to learn from past mistakes.

[@th3d3storoy3r]

>Last review of Dinocember 2019 >Uploaded on 17th Feburary Goddamn, how long was this in copyright limbo for?

[@asideofsalt.6645]

yes

[@Ragnarockthedarkwolf]

Was going to say the same lol

[@jasonnewell7036]

I want to see a series about Blue, where she becomes a small town sherriff in the Mid-West solving mysteries. And she doesn't talk or anything, she's still a raptor, but all the other characters don't react to it at all and treat her like she was a person. That ending of her running up to a small town could lead right into it.

[@chrisperrien7055]

Rango

[@aramkaizer7903]

Velocipastor. Blue edition

[@blueberry5822]

@@chrisperrien7055 i was literally just gonna say, that’s just rango!

[@kristopherchinander3461]

In this series, can the rex be a drunk has-been drifter that rubs blue the wrong way, but then rises to the occasion and teams up with blue to take on the criminals threatening the small-town way of life?

[@thesacredlobo]

@@kristopherchinander3461 - Only if the Rex changes out the end of her tail for a machine gun.

[@gamemaster0010X]

So after turning hundreds of people into a buffet in the last movie and somehow receiving no blame (passed the blame on to her boss who committed suicide by playing helicopter vs a million pterodactyls). Somehow Whatsherface has created PETA for dinosaurs and people are at least somewhat listening. At the end of this film, along with the other "heroes" they unleash the dinosaur apocalypse on the earth. THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT HEROES, THEY'RE THE VILLAINS.

[@disbeafakename167]

Kinda like the Hippie in Jurassic Park 2, who took the ammo out of Roland's rifle, dooming the team to being eaten.

[@wesselvanharrewijn3082]

thing is though, if the little girl character didnt push the button, everything would have been fine. dont blame the obviously incompetent and life endangering people who helped create and market the dinosaurs, blame the clone kid cause boy does hollywood love screwing over little kids' acting carreers by putting them into shit movies.

[@Banchoking]

Just like in Lost World, most of the deaths in this movie are the direct fault of the protagonists.

[@shinndig1293]

Except Lost World is actually fun and this is just boring horse-shit.

[@jacobschweitzer1068]

@@shinndig1293 agreed

[@greatestnitemare6626]

@@shinndig1293 TLW was an awful movie as well

[@shinndig1293]

@@greatestnitemare6626 No, Fallen Kingdom makes Lost World and JP 3 look like the original Jurassic Park.

[@user-bu2sf1gb5t]

@@shinndig1293 well i wouldn't call this one boring. Just extremely dumb to the point of being quite fucking painful to watch instead of "haha stupid people" dumb.

[@Nugnugnug]

Dinosaurs. That's my whole defense of this franchise.

[@ok-hd1fk]

Which is sad because fans will blindly think that each movie is good eve tho is not just like this bad movie.

[@mullaoslo]

Fuck yeah, give me rexy and I don't care about the surroundings anymore

[@mullaoslo]

@@ok-hd1fk nobody thinks they are "good" like JP was... But they are still better than ANY other Dino movies out there

[@The_PokeSaurus]

That's not just my defense. I like the characters, and it has a message behind it.

[@adamdavis1737]

Velocipastor is better than this movie

[@DrProfessorMD]

Came for the dinosaurs, stayed for the best hair.

[@disbeafakename167]

I came for the hair, stayed for the dinos.

[@DrProfessorMD]

@@disbeafakename167 One way or the other, we all came. Wait...

[@Idfkidc-p2o]

Came for the hair, stayed for the hair

[@kevinpope5934]

I love how the paleo-veterinarian has never seen a live dinosaur.... seems legit

[@tracydailey2590]

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom AKA Jurassic World: Where Did We Go So Wrong?

[@pssymon]

Jurassic World: Fallen Franchise.

[@shinndig1293]

They made it a kids film.

[@AlbertAdi4669]

Only Jurassic Park and The Lost World Jurassic Park is scary and good story.

[@jsteffey88]

Come to think of it, since the first Jurassic Park movie, nobody - and I mean NOBODY (except Malcolm) - learned anything.

[@andreafraustoz]

Indoraptor is only good part

[@Kains_Gaming_Channel]

The total amount of money they made from selling the dinosaurs in this movie was less than Neymar's move to PSG.

[@MystiaLore]

Also I cannot agree more with Decker when he says that one freakin' well-placed shot for any gun can kill the dinos... Ah, bad guys will never learn anytihng.

[@yourdadhasadogfilter2505]

This is actually hilarious. I'd been comparing it to rare cars at auction. I can't believe no one said anything about how stupid the prices were, and that weaponising dinos hasn't made sense since Roman times

[@behindthescenesphotos5133]

@@MystiaLore Jack Horner said for the indoraptor to be bulletproof, it's hide would have to be so thick it wouldn't be able to move.

[@Bezaliel13]

@@MystiaLore There is a Resident Evil joke here, but at least Umbrella mutants could take a bullet.

[@raptoid2518]

@@MystiaLore They did state in the original book that raptors in particular had incredibly thick muscle over their chest which made it very difficult to penetrate to the vital organs without very powerful ammunition. And that even with a direct shot to the head it would take a well placed shot to put them down. That's why Muldune had an F'ing rocket launcher.

[@peateargryfin844]

You gotta love a movie that tries so hard to bank on your nostalgia... by telling you that all the legacy characters are idiots and the new characters are better than Jesus. This movie sucked so hard that I can't even pretend to act hyped about Dominion.

[@ProfessorPerhaps]

I feel the clone thing should’ve been a huge deal, like fuck selling “weaponizing dinosaur”, if they can clone humans then why not sell armies of clones, I’d imagine that’d be way more valuable & practical,

[@briarrosegael2015]

I shall assemble a grand army of the republic.

[@pakornwattanavrangkul2550]

Ah, you missed the chance for saying turning Chris Prat into Crisp Prat.

[@MrDanAng1]

Or Crisp Rat! 😉

[@Mr.Wetherilli]

like always anime is gay

[@jackspicer5261]

I thought the glass of the hamster ball was able to tank high caliber bullets or something from that tutorial vid ??

[@prehistorichero2755]

Jack Spicer Probably the Gyrosphere got abandoned for three years while exposed from the sun rays causing the glass to become increasingly fragile even to low caliber rounds.

[@DoctorProph3t]

Besides they kill that line when the indorex crushes the damn thing with his jaw.

[@jackspicer5261]

Doctor Ness Prophet, I mean it’s supposed to stop a bullet not the crushing weight/power of dinosaur hahaha

[@prehistorichero2755]

Doctor Ness Prophet Due to the DNA of a T-Rex and pit viper, that makes sense.

[@user-bu2sf1gb5t]

Exactly - it's just that director forgot to watch the first movie and made an oppsie. Alot of them actually. Like Oopsie The Movie alot.

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

I swear Bryce and Chris must have gotten their scripts mixed up. Why the hell did they cast Claire, disgraced businesswoman and almost-victim of the very monster she helped create, as the dinosaur activist, and Owen, former raptor parent and trainer, as the exiled drunk who just wants to be left alone and has to be persuaded to give a fuck about the dinosaurs?

[@GrimReaper-dh8yc]

You know the whole releasing the Mosasaur into the ocean and leaving the Brachiosaurus on the dock as the island is being consumed by 10 types of hellfire is suspiciously similar to the Jurassic Park Telltale game. It even had a better plot of getting the shaving cream embryos off the island, not to mention a musclebound Central American man getting into a knife fight with a Velociraptor and a Tyrannosaur vs Triceratops fight.

[@faceless2302]

Troodons were GOAT but the raptors were really underwhelming in that game

[@ladycheyne5607]

I cried when that happened in the movie🥺 I still get a lump in my throat when they sing "Circle of Life" in the Lion King(*not the dry ass, tired Elton John version)

[@Darkwarp1994]

only things that's not the same between that 2nd scene and the telltale game was it was rexy and not a brachiosaurus and the lava

[@Dinoslay]

The embryos even suffer the same fate as the Indominus bone does by being stepped on by Rexy/Roberta.

[@user-bu2sf1gb5t]

It's pretty awkward when one of the worst Telltale games of all time still has a better story than actual Jurassic movie.

[@grapeshot]

Hollyweird lava. Apparently they've never heard of this thing called radiant heat. It's can also be a killer. Think Hartford Circus Fire.

[@suddenlyfrogs9504]

Yeah, I do wonder why Chwis Pwatt didn't end up resembling Two Face after that, or looking like one of the Children of the Hydra's teeth after being enveloped in what, 800 degree heat? Something like that...

[@perhapsismpodcast]

They take the heat rises thing as “heat only goes up”

[@dizzysic66]

I was screaming at this movie for this very reason.. 💀

[@prehistorichero2755]

BLOODY POND LIVES Just like real lava flows, they wouldn’t instantly burn you to crisp even when barely touched. I think the reviewers are ripping off Anikan Skywalker’s lava burn scene from Revenge of the Sith. George Lucas isn’t really a volcano expert.

[@uteriel282]

@@prehistorichero2755 you wouldnt burst into flames (at least not for the right away) but i hope you know that the human body is 70% water. and what does water do when you put a lot of heat into it?

[@pheivins99]

Owen punching the carno would have made the movie into ark survival evolved

[@kristopherchinander3461]

Yeah, but he dropped the prime meat to carry the stimberries keeping him awake and jacked. Couldn’t even get an effective tame out of it.

[@_boogatti_]

Wait Decker, It’s February. I guess it’s always Dinocember, which I’m totally fine with

[@jeremyzak654]

I thought this was Rebruary, where the month of February is dedicated to Reb Brown. Wait a minute...sorry, wrong channel.

[@Darkwarp1994]

maybe he had recorded it on december and was forced to delay it

[@Bigblue3000]

I'll bet there was some copyright claim or some bullshit like that.

[@Kains_Gaming_Channel]

Pretty sure King Of The Monster's is right around the corner.

[@shinndig1293]

Good, that film sucked too.

[@bagelbramble7335]

@@shinndig1293 are you on crack?

[@shinndig1293]

@@bagelbramble7335 Are you 12?

[@bagelbramble7335]

@@shinndig1293 your deflection of the question implies yes Get on the ground, hands behind your thick skull! Also no

[@guru1816]

@@shinndig1293 For you.

[@HobbsterTheLobster23]

The lava didn't burn him because he's a Celestial. duhhhh!!! Found you some days ago and i started binge watching everything you posted, loved it so far!!

[@prehistorichero2755]

Cristi Mihai Or because real lava can’t burn you to crisp like that even when barely touched. I think the reviewers are ripping off Anikan Skywalker’s lava burning scene from Revenge of the Sith. Looks like George Lucas isn’t a volcano expert.

[@AdolfDahmer]

Enjoy the ride my friend....I wish I could watch the “Summer of Freddy vs Jason” for the 1st time again...The Decker saw his Shadow....so 7 more years of reviews...?

[@unknownflickz1289]

@@prehistorichero2755 uhh yes it can it will give you a very nasty burn

[@WilliamDanigan]

JP3 is a masterpiece compared to this dumpster fire crap fest.

[@shinndig1293]

@Unpopular Opinions So what? Some stories shouldn't be made to progress.

[@Logan_Zimmerman]

@@shinndig1293 They should but not in STUPID ways that will Piss People OFF.

[@Saltyaf38]

Anything and everything is better than dumbasses screaming through a mega phone.

[@gorillawhale1046]

@The Brightest Knight So, if your gonna "progress" a plot, don't shove it of the cliff. The end result is always messy.

[@shinndig1293]

@@Saltyaf38 Not THIS movie.

[@wstine79]

"They're alive. Like me."

[@godzillakingofmonsters3056]

Yea except they are prehistoric dinosaurs being put into a world they don’t know and also some have the tendency to eat people

[@aliuniversal4100]

Unlike all the innocents these dinosaurs are gonna slaughter when they get free

[@adamdavis1737]

Maximum cringe

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Embarrassing.

[@iminavegetativestatestudio1730]

@@godzillakingofmonsters3056 and we are humans put into a world we don't care about and have the tendency to eat animals.

[@shainewhite2781]

14:45, Raiders Of The Lost Ark reference. Start the engines, Jock!

[@prehistorichero2755]

Shaine White I didn’t notice that until now.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

"hello we're late about Heimburger shadow. You're a personality that's hair."

[@ladycheyne5607]

So, nobody else cried when they saw that dinosaur get left behind? Ok😭🥺

[@weirdguy1495]

Don't mourn for it, it didn't live through the rest of this shit.

[@ladycheyne5607]

@@weirdguy1495 My feelings were so hurt for it.

[@TheropodHunter]

@@ladycheyne5607 The director even said it's the very individual Brachiosaurus that we saw in the first movie that was the first onscreen dinosaur.

[@ladycheyne5607]

@@TheropodHunter I don't watch director commentary and that makes it 10 times more sad. I guess I'm headed to the liquor cabinet now🥺

[@TheropodHunter]

@@ladycheyne5607 Yup it was a very sad scene.

[@Winchesterfilmmaker]

33:25 Seriously how the hell did Mills didn't hear or feel the t rex approaching to eat him

[@ravager48]

How did they not hear the T-Rex at the end of the first Jurassic Park? I guess they have convenient ninja steps?

[@csabatoth3730]

ninja genes

[@caseywilson5]

Nat 20 on a stealth roll. Pretty sure Rexie plays with loaded dice.

[@faceless2302]

Stealth 100, critical hit for 3x damage.

[@prehistorichero2755]

Will Slattery And why did you expect larger predators as ‘loud hunters that always shake the ground’? If Rexy always do that, she would be a terrible ambush predator. Even large animals, they could be stealthy. Also, according to Terrordome3000, Rexy shaking the ground is a sign of intimidation or a warning display. And when hunting, she wouldn’t need to because that would scare away her prey. How many idiots on this planet!?

[@ronniehopper2726]

There’s only one way I could see dinosaurs being useful in war, and not the big carnivorous one’s put the small fast herbivores the breed really fast. Great way to destroy the enemy nations agriculture introducing invasive species.

[@danielramsey6141]

That's actually genius. Ruin the food source and maybe starving off food from other species of animals that we need!

[@GaryTurbo]

The villains aren't evil, they're stupid

[@Madmac42069]

Wait wait wait the more important plot hole is if there’s genetic science that can bring back dinosaurs how in the hell are there endangered species in general like just get samples from like the last white rhino and boom no longer endangered

[@dodojesus4529]

Yup, extinction is...extinct

[@danielsmith8837]

Also because I forgot last comment but the comparison between Tembo and Wheatley is bare bones at best. Wheatley is a poacher but Tembo was a hunter. Tembo faced down a bull rex 1v1 and held his ground while Wheatley got eaten because his dumbass wanted a tooth. Alot of the story behind roland tembo really fleshes him out as a complex character with a believable arc and traits that seem redeemable by the end of the movie. People died because of the rounds stolen from tembos nitro Express. Then he had to tranq it and even more people died from the ensuing escape. Tembo ends the movie saying hes spent enough time in the company of death referencing his friend and assistants death in the raptor attack in the tall grass

[@shinndig1293]

This movie is so fucking painful as a JP fan that I actually couldn't even watch this whole review, I legit had to skip to the end. I remember wanting to walk out of the theater when I first watched it and I regret that I didn't.

[@DegenWeeb]

Fun fact: there was supposed to be another scene with the nanny in that she confronts the Indoraptor with an SMG and is killed. Sadly it got cut from the script/film because people didn't like it. Something about her character not deserving to to die like that.

[@Ryodraco]

I recall when the movie came out there was an article from an interview where someone involved in the film seemed proud that every death in the film was "earned" compared to the previous one. But is that really something to be proud of? The dinosaurs never cared before about whether someone they killed deserved it or not, why should they start now?

[@prehistorichero2755]

john reyes Just like how people reacted to Zara, just like how Eddie Carr was killed.

[@DegenWeeb]

@@prehistorichero2755 the whole point of their deaths was to establish that NO ONE is safe from death in these movies. Other than the lead characters that is.

[@prehistorichero2755]

john reyes It is possible to survive animal attacks even when they’re massive or fast.

[@ToothnClaw]

If you're a juvenile, you are immune to death in these movies.

[@Demonicnemesis]

*Klayton Fioriti has entered the chat.*

[@SpinozillaSaurian]

*Shinobi 03 has entered the chat*

[@joshuastrittmatter4188]

Has he? I can’t find him anywhere yet...

[@TheFirstEvil100]

@William Smith wait did he reply to the video or something?

[@TheFirstEvil100]

@William Smith True I am sub to him as well just though he left a comment.

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

Demonicnemesis oh screw him XD

[@thatstupidkidd7876]

11:00 As quick as blue was to switch sides on Owen in the last movie you would've thought she would turn on him as soon as she got shot

[@robertsavageau112]

She probably knew it wasn't his fault.

[@grandadmiralzaarin4962]

Me seeing Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom, Ian Malcolm voice, "That is one big pile of shit."

[@frisky_dart7273]

DINOCEMBER!!! **February Edition**

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom turns 5! Made over $700 million worldwide but had mixed reception from critics Nostalgia Critic hated it saying it's bringing the worst stuff like treating its audience like they're stupid plus the human characters being idiotic, preachy, and pretentious The tone being inconsistent and the pacing being off too Double Toasted hated it particularly when it came to the ending , they chose to believe that did not happen The Indoraptor is my favorite dinosaur though in this one It's worth the wait in many respects The film does feel like a throwback to ‘Lost World’ having the corporate businessmen try to take the reigns The volcanic eruption is the best set piece in the middle of the movie although it does switch gears to a mansion for the remainder of it Plus the subplot with Maisie being a clone could’ve been tossed out entirely next to Justice Smith The humans are still just okay here, they’re not the main concern only to drive the plot forward But there are certain moments of shades of grey who’s actually at fault here which is refreshing It’s not always narratively satisfying and the previous film was better in so many regards

[@carsonrichards9902]

Review Godzilla KOTM (2019) please?

[@danielagallego9875]

Been waiting for this review! You're right that the events that occur during the film can be labeled as "convenient" for the plot, but there are also explanations for some of them but the film didn't always follow through on showing us: 1) Take for instance the Mosasaur lagoon, in which Colin Trevorrow himself stated that there were some issues with the map designs that were presented in the film and that the lagoon didn't change location, but by then it was too late to make the corrections to the film. Now as for the gate that seems to lead directly to the ocean, Shinobi-03 made the observation that the gate actually leads to a separate enclosure that's used to move the Mosasaurus when the tank needs to be cleaned, much like how marine exhibits like Sea World function. The mini-sub crew most likely entered this enclosure by cutting through whatever was separating the secondary enclosure, possibly something akin to fencing or mesh so as to let the water circulate in (as the Mosasaur is a salt-water creature), and then they had the gate to the main enclosure open. So when the Mosasaur swims into the secondary enclosure, it possibly sees the hole cut by the sub crew and makes it large enough to escape permanently. 2) Yes, it seems silly that the mercs would take the time to take a DNA sample from a creature that was already created, especially in such a dangerous location. But you have to understand that while genetic power is now becoming more prevalent in the Jurassic franchise, it's still expensive and unpredictable. While they COULD just use the DNA on hand to remake another I-rex, that would take too long and there's no guarantee that it would have the same end result as what we saw in the previous film. It's like baking--you can have all the ingredients on hand, but if you don't carefully measure and check the mix then you're just going to end up with a half-baked mess. It takes multiple iterations to get the formula right, and that takes time and (a lot of) money. It's cheaper to just get a DNA sample from an existing source because that genome is already mapped out and can be further improved upon once you have a solid template. 2.5) This is a follow up but for Blue. Blue is a unique Velociraptor in that she was from a batch (iteration) that Henry Wu was working on to be more empathetic and trainable. Each Velociraptor from the last film was from a different group, with Delta being more akin to the raptors we saw in the first two Jurassic films. This falls in line with Michael Crichton's first Jurassic Park book, where Wu tried to convince Hammond that he could make the dinosaurs better and kept pushing to move forward with the next iteration (Version 4.0). I'm not going to nitpick everything, but those are a few that I just felt like explaining. While I greatly enjoyed JW:FK, to the point where I saw it five times, I do also have my problems with it. It's a long film and the pacing could have been upped or slowed in a few areas, and the writing for some scenes could have been improved upon; but it's a good film that takes a lot of its key ideas from the works of Michael Crichton. Trust me, I've read both books back to back at least half a dozen times and can spot which book which reference comes from. In fact, the ending of the film where the dinosaurs are now loose on the mainland has a direct connection to the ending of the first book, where Alan Grant learns that dinosaurs have been migrating to the mainland for a while and are now hidden deep in the jungles of Costa Rica. And yes, the film can be ridiculous, but that's the point. It's a MOVIE, a form of spectacular entertainment filled with excitement of all types that we engage in to ESCAPE the less colorful world we live in. The Jurassic franchise has evolved with every iteration (some less quality than others), and it has gone from suspenseful thriller to action-packed, all while continuing the story from the very first film--and is that really a bad thing? Haven't we been complaining that films in a series are just boring, unoriginal copies? So why are we beating something down that's trying to tell a different story? I suppose it can just be chalked up to people have different tastes in films. Good review as always, Decker.

[@prehistorichero2755]

Daniela Gallego How many idiots are watching this film? I didn’t say I’m one of them. I love this movie a lot.

[@danielagallego9875]

​@@prehistorichero2755 I love this movie too, and I've never been ashamed to tell people. I put this movie at #3 on my personal ranking of the franchise, with Jurassic Park at #1 and The Lost World at #2.

[@kimjongun5613]

Um... this wasn’t different. It’s literally a rehash of the first Jurassic World sprinkled with rich villains who also have the same motives as the villain in the first JW. It would’ve been different if the conflict would’ve been about dinosaurs migrating to the mainland and how this affected the ecosystem and playing with our ethics if we should kill them or protect them since they are man made (which would’ve made the clone subplot more emotionally charged since this guy dared to use the technology to clone his own daughter then should we kill her as well?). Also, how hard was it to show the submarine getting into the tank? That would’ve been a cool ass scene and gives you a broader perspective of how much these people are willing to go meet their goals or make this into the beginning of the problem: a government trying to get the DNA of a dead dinosaur since they assumed they were dead to later found they weren’t, letting the aquatic one escape and all hell breaks lose (besides the fact that pterodactyls were already wreaking havoc), thus diving civilians between dinosaur rights activist or concerned people who want the dinosaurs gone and blame scientists telling them they want to be god, you know a bit of a reflection in our own society. I’d like to add, If they already made this amazing breed of a dinosaur how come they didn’t have an exact copy of its DNA on file? They just made one and decided not to freeze its DNA because of reasons? We do that with human DNA but this brilliant scientist didn’t think of doing that to its best creation yet? Even in baking (using your analogy) people tend to make more batches of dough, put it in the fridge, to make fresher cookies the next day. I loved the first JW, I’m pretty sure I was more excited than the kids coming out of the theaters but this one disappointed me. I felt like I was tricked to watch the first movie repackaged (even the dinosaurs shown in the island were recycled) and don’t get me started on how they saved Blue to later put her on harm’s way again, I remember letting out a big sight when I saw that in theaters, I even saw people walk out. I was tempted to walk if I didn’t remind myself I paid $14 to see this. This movie has no excuse. I can see why many will still like it and would rewatch it at home but this is definitely a big rip off in my humble opinion. They could have done much better than repackaging the same plot with a meaningless subplot just so they can have a “heartfelt” ending.

[@Dinoslay]

Just to add to the discussion about re-cloning the animals, there apparently are some easter eggs in the news segment that reveal that Wu had his work taken away from him by the government that seemingly includes the remaining DNA of the earlier Indominus. Thus, it explains why they had to go to get the rib bone illegally. Still a shame that the movie couldn’t elaborate that further but whatcha gonna do.

[@shainewhite2781]

Jurassic Park 9/10 The Lost World 7/10 Jurassic Park III 6/10 JURASSIC WORLD 7/10 JURASSIC WORLD 2 7.5/10

[@prehistorichero2755]

Shaine White I agree.

[@shinndig1293]

Fallen Kingdom Poop/10

[@theunpopularopinion9833]

Not bad, here's my ranking: Jurassic Park: 9/10 The Lost World: 8/10 Jurassic Park 3: 5/10 Jurassic World: 7/10 Fallen Kingdom: 7.5/10 (Heavily, *heavily* flawed as it is, I still enjoy it more than JP 3)

[@user-bu2sf1gb5t]

Uuuuuh i strongly disagree with JW2 here. It should be somewhere aroun 4-4.5 out of 10 because that was an embarassment even bigger than JP3. AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING.

[@comicgirl267]

JP: 10/10 LW: 8/10 JP 3: 6/10 JW: 8/10 JWFK: 7.5/10 :)

[@CyberkillGames]

One more thing about the save the dinosaurs subplot. Are we supposed to forget that Isla Sorna existed? They could have moved the dinosaurs there and made a new park, and no one mentions it.

[@georgeparker8198]

2 out of 5 is much better than this movie deserves

[@theamazinggamer111]

Does anyone have ANY IDEA HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS?!?!?!

[@amzxfreddy1323]

ITS BEEN 2 YEARS

[@amanibob1416]

At last!

[@johnballs1352]

Longest edging session ever

[@RedNinja115]

IT WAS WAY WORSE KNOWING THE VIDEO EXISTED IN COPYRIGHT HELL FOR 2 MONTHS AND WE COULD OF WATCHED IT, to be fair it was available on Vimeo or whatever the website is called, but the quality was locked at 240, so I waited

[@disbeafakename167]

I know! I missed dinocember

[@axelwulf6220]

Wait, what about the Lycine Contingency? Hammond obviously wasn't stupid, he created dinos to be Lycine deficient and thus could not be removed from the island

[@user-bu2sf1gb5t]

They kinda adressed that in the Lost World - herbivores were eating plants rich with lycine and then carnivores were eating said herbivores therefore getting lycine themselves. Why did he let all that lycine-rich stuff grow on Sorna (and judging by JW - on Nublar too) is beyond me. Sounds like a reeeealy contradictory idea considering that Lycine contingency plan if you really think about it.

[@oliviawilliams6204]

By book canon, the Lycine contingency never worked, the first books hint with dinosaurs on the mainland surviving despite it by eating soy food rich in Lycine. Michael Chricton designed that contingency to fail

[@veraseb]

I think the argument is "Do we save alive animals?" and not "How do we save the research?"

[@johnherb4243]

Yeah, while growing more in a lab could work for the bad guys, Claire and Co. Aren't planning on making more dinosaurs, they just wanna protect the ones they have.

[@veraseb]

@@johnherb4243 yeah exactly, I by no means loved this movie but the reasoning made pretty good sense for me

[@primeministerofgreenteam1983]

Decker, if by a weak understanding of computer technology in the first movie, you mean the operating system shown on the computer in Jurassic Park 1, that was a real operating system. It was experimental and never really took off, but it was real.

[@NameLess-ks4fi]

Jurassic World: Fallen Franchise

[@shinndig1293]

Fallen Erection.

[@shemarspann6405]

Hey Decker Shado I have a movie request, can you review Godzilla: King Of The Monsters please. It'll make me happy

[@grapeshot]

My favorite part of that movie is the dog fight between Rodan and the fighter jets.

[@T-REX-KNIGHT]

He should do it with Creepy since it has Mothra

[@Megatron_95]

@@T-REX-KNIGHT that could work

[@linkofvev]

@@T-REX-KNIGHT There will be much crying involved, if so.

[@griffingower1883]

@@grapeshot Barrel roll of death

[@jakealter5504]

That wasn’t a lava flow that the dinosaurs were running from, it was lava bombs and pyroclastic flows

[@ZacharyDietze]

I really, *really* want to see your review on Terminator: Dark Fate. Hm, a dark fate indeed...

[@texasbeast239]

Retail stores deactivate employee accounts and change the door locks whenever they fire the lowest level managers. But JW leaves Claire's account active for 3 more years. Seems legit.

[@Timelord007]

Let me free the dinosaurs to roam the earth & eat people because there alive like me. Oh & we need a plot teaser for Jurassic World 3. This wasn't on par with Jurassic World & jumps the dinosaur with so many bad plot points which Decker brilliantly roasted, good review Decker.

[@fang609]

For some reason it feels like the last 2 movie's where set up for the 3rd with dinosaurs on the mainland. Which was something already happening in the first novel,we even had a pack of wild raptors migrating to the mainland. Also Indominus and Indoraptor weapons don't work on them but claw's and teeth work........ Somehow.

[@shainewhite2781]

4:38, he's telling that if we're not careful with the cloning technology, we could end up bringing us back from extinction.

[@bluepuppystudios3617]

Indominous rex is like a mixed raced person that is 5 percent African and somehow knows how to speak an African tribes language and becomes tribe leader.

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

Did the scripwriters for battlefield earth make this movie script?

[@seanmillette4323]

It's not just that the system COULD be hacked. It WAS hacked, locking Claire and the banshee in the bunker. Their entire purpose on the island was negated instantly. Although the first half of this movie was far better than the second.

[@shainewhite2781]

9:38, I wished Tembo would come back. Just like the Brachiosaurus.

[@disbeafakename167]

Didn't he die though?

[@michelefish3378]

@@disbeafakename167 His actor, Peter Postlethwaite, actually. He died last decade.

[@shainewhite2781]

3:05, speaking of, this was supposed to be the original ending to the first Jurassic Park, with Grant shooting the Rex with a flare gun, injuring the creature after it grabs the skid of the chopper, and the chopper files away from the island.

[@joshuastrittmatter4188]

To be fair, my mom (who grew up in a very harsh and violent household) did exactly what Maisie did with the whole bed situation; it goes without saying, she’s just a little girl. If her bed is her safe haven, then she would be likely to go there when being pursued by ANYTHING terrifying, prehistoric crocodile or not. But yes. Fallen Kingdom, while I find fun, is indeed an incredible letdown. But nowhere near as incredible as another monster movie released in 2019... ... ...hoooo, boy... ... ...😣

[@samw9906]

@decker Shado due note the guys from the beginning were from a competing company aligned with the bad guy of the movie who was trying to take over the company, they didnt have the I-Rex DNA/RNA genome.

[@samw9906]

A more accurate criticism is why didnt said bad guy use his position to get said Genome

[@TheRuneTail]

Another review? You spoil us Decker and we appreciate it

[@jackofallclaws6672]

Great White Hunter actually came from King Solomon’s Mines. It was Alan Quartermain’s nickname.

[@velentr]

THANK YOU!

[@jackofallclaws6672]

LTC um...are you legit thanking me or are you just joking around?

[@velentr]

@@jackofallclaws6672 A bit of both actually- i couldnt for the life of me, remember where the trope of the white hunter originated- but Quint surely wasnt it.

[@jackofallclaws6672]

LTC glad I could help...and thanks for the honesty

[@velentr]

@@jackofallclaws6672 not at all, thank you for clearing up my annoyance.

[@shainewhite2781]

6:23, he was even pointed at in parts of the original novel.

[@andrewmeyer3599]

With the growing thing, the cloning of dinosaurs was made illegal, InGen weren't allowed to make more hence why they wanted to 'save' the dinos

[@NCC1371]

There’s also this thing called breaking the law. Ingen were already morally dubious. They don’t have much to lose.

[@andrewmeyer3599]

@@NCC1371 After the incident of Jurassic World the government was being way more intrusive and if you read the novel of the first Jurassic Park they've been investigating InGen and Hammond since the purchase of the island way before he even began the process of being able to actual make the dinosaurs

[@bleakautomaton4808]

Is it just me or is the Indoraptor a cgi version of a Salazzle?

[@pumpactioncrusader6035]

Imma need you to _not._

[@bleakautomaton4808]

@@pumpactioncrusader6035 🤣

[@LaineMann]

HOLY SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT!

[@MinkiBlue]

17:12 I might be late to this party but hold on, did that man just say "our geneticists have created a direct descendant of Henry Wu's masterpiece." So, despite what the rest of this movie and even the games say... according to that ONE line, Wu didn't actually make the I-raptor, it's a knock-off made by an entirely different group of people??? Or did I miss something?

[@danielramsey6141]

Nope. And clearly none of this logic makes any sense.

[@larrydotson2625]

"Just grow a raptor"! Name one problem that this piece of advise won't solve, I defy you. Even if you could counter my logic I'd just grow a raptor.

[@ninjahombrepalito1721]

Skipped to the end (34:20). I then decided to not watch the rest of the video.

[@MFields2178]

Ninja Hombrepalito good for you. Thank you for letting us know. We can all go back to sleep.

[@shinndig1293]

"What the fuck happened...????" - perfect quote to summarize this train-wreck.

[@dawidoelofse7992]

It’s as if this movie forgot that Isla Sorna exists

[@davidyu4998]

This Movie perfectly sets up future sequels, heres some ideas for names: Jurassic World Three: Alive like me or Jurassic World: The rise of Dinowalker (aka Chwis Pwatt) or Jusassic World: Dinosaurs in space or Jurassic World: It won't eat us if we're naked and unarmed, so let's shit on the floor and get schwifty (in here)

[@BioGoji-zm5ph]

I still don't understand the plot of this film. Weren't there still dinosaurs running around on Isla Sorna? You know the other island with dinosaurs on it? So, why is such a big fuss made about the dinosaurs on Isla Nublar? There's no mention in either this film or the previous one about the status of Isla Sorna, so for all intents, the island should still be intact and viable for dinosaurs to keep on living there, right?

[@aiiv7839]

I know this is late, but in the marketing, they mentioned that due to illegal species being created, such as Ceratosaurus and the one Spinosaurus, the ecosystem is damaged beyond repair. I WILL admit that they should mention that in the film itself. It would save a lot of criticism directed towards it.

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

Everyone in this film forgets about ISLA SORNA site B, the real place where the dinosaurs were cloned. Seriously did the producer and director of this forget about site B. Also the creation of Lockwood and the clone girl makes no since and is just a excuse to get another John Hammond.

[@HenryLouis21]

They didn't forget the island. Sorna was built on top of another volcano and Hammond ran the island on geo thermal energy, so taking the animals to the island would just be them risking the dinos with another volcano. Also, having a human clone makes sense because this franchise has been about dinosaur cloning, human cloning is not that stupid. Also, Lockwood is not a Hammond clone, he was based off a character from the books named Norman Atherton who was an college of Hammond, mentor to Wu, and helped clone the dinosaurs.

[@lagartoloco94]

On a Jurassic world note, have you seen the mini sequel “battle at big rock”

[@dizzysic66]

It was enjoyable.

[@prehistorichero2755]

lagartoloco94 I love this short film!

[@ToothnClaw]

That doesn't make this film any better

[@anubusx]

It was pretty decent.

[@user-bu2sf1gb5t]

It was a step in a right direction. Let's cross our fingers that Colin will make the third movie on the same level of good as the first one he did. If it's going to be even better then i will probably barf rainbows for a week or so,

[@galacticgila219]

It’s still kinda logical that Owen wouldn’t want the I-Raptor to go back into storage- they could easily take it and run Also with the previlation that the same tech used for the Dino’s can be used on humans- we could have human/Dino hybrids running around causing chaos

[@predatorking3131]

Did he do Godzilla king of monsters yet?

[@wstine79]

If the 3rd Jurassic World movie is anything like the short film released last year, then I'll be happy.

[@joshblackmore3642]

can you do a review on godzilla king of the monsters in the next video and do it with creepy because it has mothra in it.

[@seanmillette4323]

She could have left the dinosaurs in the cages and still opened the door to release the gas.

[@feuryie]

"What do you think dinosaurs will do to the californian ecosystem?!" meh. nothing worse than what californians already do to it. hell, maybe they'll clean it up.

[@iminavegetativestatestudio1730]

Don't you mean humanity in general? Pollution? Deforestation? Species extinction?

[@archdukemarduk]

Knowing commiefornia, they would welcome the devastation and call anyone who defends themselves from raptor attacks a bigot.

[@faceless2302]

Hoping the dinosaur epidemic saves the state's gun rights

[@Ryodraco]

Realistically they would all be dead or captured within a few weeks. There not all that many of them and large animals tend to only survive near large human populations when people allow them to survive.

[@prehistorichero2755]

feuryie Dinosaurs aren’t as evil as what people think despite that some are dangerous. Humans are the real monsters to Earth, not the dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are still animals, not mindless killing machines, even when they’re unnatural.

[@TDM1138]

Hey Decker, think you might review the short film Battle at Big Rock? It’s a sequel to this film to sort of bridge the gap between this and the third film coming next year. Also, you mentioned they somehow constructed Jurassic Batcave, there was a comment made earlier in the film that the basement was the original genetics lab Lockwood and Hammond used before pursuing Jurassic Park.

[@Wallyworld30]

The best Jurassic Park video game ever was Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis on the original Xbox!

[@Darknessevolves]

Said no one ever

[@ToothnClaw]

PC is better

[@magicarp79]

The "clones are alive, like us" thing is similar to the first pokemon movie (at least in the Japanese dub).

[@dillonfisher7615]

Jurassic Park 3 sucked. Jurassic World was a step in the right direction, but still not great... Fallen Kingdom was a straight up slap in the face to the series.

[@shinndig1293]

Fallen Kingdom made me have more respect for JP 3.

[@dillonfisher7615]

@@shinndig1293 same!

[@wugglesx]

Some things we gained from jurassic world series: grant ellie and ian coming back even if it's small. Blue. BD wong getting to come back in a bigger role. THE HAND. A dino team up. Some things we lost: money on tickets\media. Faith in the jurassic park franchise making a good movie. Fear of lava. I know I'm missing stuff.

[@shainewhite2781]

16:50, the Brachiosaurus dying is supposed to show that the island is gone.

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

Shaine White we already fucking knew that without the dinosaur dyinf

[@raptoid2518]

@@ksoundkaiju9256 It's kind of meant to be poetic in a way. The 1st dinosaur that they ever saw in the island was the Brachiosaurus doing that pose, and so was the last dinosaur to ever exist on that island.

[@joshuareznicek1010]

I'll tell you how to use dinosaurs in war, and it has nothing to with giant predators or a few Raptors. One Word: Compsognathus. All you've got to do is drop around 600 of the suckers into an enemy encampment. I guarantee with hundreds on tiny, fast-moving, swarming carnivores the enemy will be setting their structures on fire and running out the front gate in a matter of hours.

[@Camiloken]

The lost world made more sense

[@hubertdenise3100]

Dumbest bit to me is how none of them mention Sorna or the other three islands in the five deaths chain to reintroduce them to.Take Sorna for example: -It’s the biggest island and far enough from Nublar that the volcano has no effect and far from people and mainland, zero risk there. -Even with the island apparently having no dinos left cause of a ecological collapse by invasive species or poachers, the island is still gonna be lush and tropical as shit, perfect for dinos, because on Nublar it sure didn’t suffer in vegetation with far far more dinos during the long time of Jurassic world and the five years between JW1 and JW2. -The dinos will already be heavily reduced in number since some went extinct after collapse of Jurassic world and the volcano will have killed a lot since there is no way they would be able to capture all the dinos or even want to. -The island is also diverse in habitats, allowing a lot of dinos. -It’s already gonna be full of pterosaurs since they can fly, after Jurassic world the pterosaurs were free and as established in Jurassic park 3, they do fly very far when able to and settle in new places. -Between Jurassic world and fallen kingdom no one has gone to Nublar to poach dinos, so it seems not even a issue anymore. -Even if the island isn’t able to support all of the captured dinos so what?It will support some, like the baryonyx and galimimus who can feed easily on the fish and plants very common on Sorna.And besides, they’ll have fulfilled the demand, save them from Nublar, let them go on Sorna, and then leave them be as people wanted, if they go extinct so what, it won’t be cause of a volcano. Then the other three deaths Muerta and other 2.All 3 are uninhabited, big enough to have some on each,avoided by locals, have been uninhabited by dinos before now, so ecosystem is unexhausted. But no, no one seems to remember any island but Nublar as a place with dinos or to put them.

[@sirgalahad1376]

Weird Al has a KZbin channel?!

[@MiXVoy]

Better than the Nostalgia Critic's review. Do the last three Terminator movies.

[@tylerleach8796]

Mixey Boy a pile of shit is better than Nostalgia Critic’s review of this film

[@shinndig1293]

Sad thing is they're both right about the film.

[@tylerleach8796]

Shinndig 129 no, Doug is still wrong. Even when he’s right, he’s wrong

[@grapeshot]

This movie is all over the place, do we save the dinosaur, should we let them die. Then a little girl at the end frees them and then says because they're just like me🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️. Even though you see the one Velociraptor going into a subdivision where you know there's about to be a lot of deaths and injuries.

[@deshawnkaba8445]

FUN FACT: only two brachiosaurus were saved from the island confrimed by the director.