JURASSIC WORLD SUCKS... BUT IT HAD POTENTIAL

[@CardboardOracle]

"I imprinted on them when they were born" It's a raptor thing.

[@sagebrown9099]

you imprinted on my raptor?!?!

[@Jamie_Jewel]

You named my raptor after my least favorite color?!

[@NewNicator]

"This whole time, it was *rappy* who wanted me."

[@prathapkutty7407]

Is this a Twilight reference?

[@Takaichi666-]

OWEN DID YOU IMPRINT ON THE RAPTOR!!!- dumbledore asked calmly

[@danasmith4756]

"I'm obsessed with theme parks; I'm not on antidepressants." I thought this was the whole statement and I started cracking up.

[@skewerzz]

As someone who is obsessed w theme parks and has multiple undiagnosed mental illnesses, that part took me out 💀

[@itsgonnabeanaurfromme]

@@skewerzz oh someone on the internet with multiple mental illnesses that happen to not be diagnosed? Oh how special. What a unique child.

[@skewerzz]

@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme I never claimed to be special?? Just take the joke and move on lol

[@John-Doe-Yo]

@@skewerzz I don’t get the joke could you explain it for me?

[@owweenn]

to make the babysitter death scene even more fucked up: she definitely got swallowed whole, meaning she didn't die immediately. she was suffocating/dissolving in stomach acid as gravy kissed the girl

[@ariyatabassumabdullah1143]

my butt just clenched reading this holy shit

[@wifflewaffle5006]

😭😭😭😭 people really out in this comment section disrespecting Zara’s name lmaaao she wasn’t a babysitter she’s Claire’s assistant who she dumbed her nephews on 😭😭😭 why does everyone call her the babysitter lmao

[@scoobysnak07]

Nah she dead af quick cuz she was sitting right inside the Mosasaur inner jaws.

[@owweenn]

@@wifflewaffle5006 cause i don’t think anyone cares enough to know the difference

[@quantummidget]

@@scoobysnak07 Generally the inner set of teeth is simply used to hold prey still as the creature swallows it whole. While it could have killed her, it would have more likely simply injured her before swallowing.

[@TheRealDoomBot]

Fun fact: the woman that got brutally killed requested to be killed like that. It’s was originally supposed to be a park ranger.

[@antisora13]

Wrong. Colin Trevorrow sexually harrassed her constantly on set and he rewrote her character that way because she rejected him.

[@lucylink1656]

NO WAY ITS SO BRUTAL

[@purpledragon1945]

did she want her death to be iconic?, cause if so it worked

[@Fourger14]

Yeah, getting to be in a cool death sequence is based. These actors are real people, and real people like doing cool stunts on camera. I'd sign up to be a random dino mauling victim in the next movie. Imagine your face and expression of terror helping to sell the tension of a crazy action sequence before the main characters take their licks. The fact that people bitch about her death being gratuitous baffles me. Yes, she didn't deserve to die like that, but good people dying undeserved deaths is part of the point of selling the "nature beyond our control" theme. Our human values don't determine who gets eaten by dinosaurs. That side of the conflict is too primal for morality.

[@christopherbennett5858]

@@Fourger14 Very true. Also, reminds me of the production for the movie Black Sheep; A New Zealand horror comedy about rage virus sheep. The director even cameoed as a kill.

[@mr.moviemafia]

Poor Katie McGrath, her babysitter character really didn’t deserve that brutal of a death… BUT, she did get what is probably the most memorably, unnecessarily harsh death ever and it’s hilarious

[@blueberriesinmycoffee1234]

Right? I don't know, I think all you can really say the character does wrong is be mildly neglectful. I feel like her voice and a scene or two involving her being on the phone is somehow steering the audience to dislike her, but I can't be sure, because in reality it's a perfectly pleasant voice, and I kinda hoped we were passed the whole "gosh women and their phones amiright" schtick.

[@TheRealDoomBot]

Katie actually requested to be killed like that

[@blueberriesinmycoffee1234]

@@TheRealDoomBot Woah, nevermind, that's metal

[@Dapriestmon8516]

That was one of my favorite death in a movie lol

[@emblemblade9245]

Yeah the death was so fucking over the top I kinda love it even though she didn’t deserve it

[@lcarrera3142]

Also it’s hilarious to me whenever a woman’s hair is supposed to look slap-dash and harried but they still gotta throw in the curling iron waves. Heaven forbid she actually look like she was running from dinosaurs and put her hair in a sloppy ponytail.

[@rinothename5563]

Women just always have good make up and hair care even in bad situations, this is normal you know. /jk

[@lcarrera3142]

@@rinothename5563 hahaha yes of course, my mistake

[@ositaiza888]

idk abt you but when im running from dinosaurs i always sneak away to caves real quick for a hair change lest the men see my hair tangled. i dont get how some women dont /s

[@lcarrera3142]

@@ositaiza888 😂 ah yes, it is essential to find the nearest cave to freshen up lest we offend the delicate male senses!

[@zee-cd1ny]

The silence when Jimmy Fallon came on screen was maybe the best part of this track

[@limptwig2128]

8:20 The silence while Jimmy's having his little skit is so loud I'm dead

[@laughingoctopus6550]

I hated this movie but credit where it's due- the joke of the characters in-universe finding Jimmy Fallon as unfunny and annoying as us is hilariously meta

[@Giantshredder]

I remember when he joined SNL. When he started breaking character i immediately hated him. It's was, like naw dude you're not allowed to do that! Who do you think you are?? Guess you had to be there.

[@kameronwright1704]

@@Giantshredder they all break character at some point

[@dontyellatme369]

@@Giantshredder I dunno, I think that just may be something about Jimmy Fallon. When I saw Bill Hader or Fred Armisen break, I would laugh along and genuinely enjoy it because it meant they found what they were performing to be funny. It adds to the experience, I believe, but when it’s comedians who give a lackluster punchline through giggles, it can be even more dull.

[@Giantshredder]

@@kameronwright1704 yeah but Fallon was almost making a point that he was breaking character when he did it. Then it was almost every other skit it was happening. Stupid voice cracking shit.

[@GoddoDoggo]

@@kameronwright1704 "At some point," yeah, that's why it's so funny, because it only happens occasionally. Jimmy Fallon broke character practically every skit, which was stupid because basically every character he ever played was just Jimmy Fallon.

[@biolov3333]

"I want to hear more about the theme park logistics." - everyone who played Zoo/Roller Coaster Tycoon

[@user-op2bh7rc9z]

Hell, Jurassic park

[@micryt.]

Everyone who subscribes to Defunctland.

[@DeathnoteBB]

We were all the nerds in school, huh?

[@mananwashere]

I still have the dvd 😂

[@thegirlwithaplethoraofprob1477]

I played Zoo Tycoon in like 2008

[@eddiebaker40]

Bryce Dallas Howard, in high heels, being able to outrun a t-rex (which we saw rundown a jeep and was clocked at 32 mph in the original) is legitimately hilarious

[@Kingdom_Of_Dreams]

I kinda love it though. I've seen someone dance in high heels before. If you can do it, then do it!

[@jmgonzalez4]

Maybe she was wind-aided (and the t-rex was winded)? Usain Bolt's fastest clocked speed was 27.8 mph. Imagine if he raced wearing heels tho. Could he hit 40 mph?

[@space_air6074]

Apparently you would actually be able to outrun a T-Rex (yes on high heels), so it’s not entirely unrealistic. T-Rex’s are suspected to not be fast runners, but quite slow (their size slowing them down + how they hunted). Edit: T-Rex’s would’ve been able to run 17mph, a human could definitely out run that.

[@ParkRanger2000]

The Tyrannosaurus Rex would have easily catched up to Claire Dearing, if it weren't for the sharp corners that the T.Rex was in at that time. She didn't want to risk running into hard metal walls trying to catch her prey.

[@emblemblade9245]

The Trex slipped leg day

[@aimeewilson4505]

Maybe I played to much of zoo tycoon as a kid but I actually did wanna hear more about the reality of running a theme park. If this entire movie had just been Claire going through the motions of ride wait times, angry guests, and creating livable animal enclosures, no dinosaur chaos scenes, I would’ve been happy.

[@PrettyMuchIt]

1000000%

[@latenight1218]

@@PrettyMuchIt You might like Jurassic World evolution then, Eric. It's a park management type game where you have to run your own Jurassic Park and research different dinosaurs to put in your park.

[@wiz3404]

@@latenight1218 and then release them and wreak havoc on the whole park

[@AdventuresofLydia]

we need a video from Defunctland stat

[@bluezebra8675309]

@@latenight1218 specifically the wait time simulator video!

[@firesaint4569]

Apperantly Zara’s death was supposed to be shorter and go to a random guard but Katie Macgrath wanted her character to have the most intense death in the series.

[@49Jacksonlrd]

Damn she’s hardcore lol

[@booktales1687]

That’s honestly such a power move

[@firesaint4569]

@@49Jacksonlrd yeah there’s behind the scenes footage of her doing the stunts being yanked around by wires too

[@ParkRanger2000]

That's the info thst some people need to hear more, instead of going on a Twitter Bandwagon all because they showed a woman's graphic death TOO long.

[@emblemblade9245]

Jurassic World Ranger well I’m gonna need a source first

[@starzariaguy5151]

The brutal death scene of the babysitter was actually her choice, it was gonna be a random person in the crowd, but she volunteered to be the one to die horrifically.

[@DJGamingSmash]

I heard that there were deleted scenes making her character out to be basically Satanic Hitler so her death scene was supposed to be satisfying but then they took those scenes out, so it just feels like the brutal massacre of an innocent person.

[@booktales1687]

@@DJGamingSmash Jesus, how messed up was she supposed to be?

[@Brucifer2]

The hand of the baby sitter trying to escape the mouth of the mosesaurous is so unsettling, i hadnt even caught it until the 2nd time i watched it.

[@rexana_rexana]

OH FUCK THAT IS HORRIFYING

[@ParkRanger2000]

That's horrifying, I didn't even noticed that! We need more scary scenes like that in the future in the Jurassic Park Franchise.

[@inversional_loop]

I caught that on like my 7th watch through. That is a horrific blink and you'll miss it little detail

[@GypsyScot1]

wtf i still haven't noticed that even when you pointed it out! Do you have a timestamp? I'm morbidly curious

[@hefoughtabear118]

@@GypsyScot1 i have the same question

[@frogwhisperer2067]

You can 100% tell they wanted the twist to be that the Indominus Rex had human DNA in it but they chickened out at the last minute

[@araani8740]

the scorpius rex introduction in camp cretaceous makes me think that they're gonna try it again for the third movie (along with the human cloning thing in the second movie)

[@monstermash1571]

Before Jurrassic World, I swear there were some leaked conceprt art for Jurraisc Park 4 that had Human Dinosaour Hybrids. If any trace of those found its way into this movie, it would of been with the Indominous Rex. I kind of wish they did it. Fuck it, lets just go full bonkers. I'm on team chaos.

[@ParkRanger2000]

Not really, it's main intelligence comes from the Velociraptor DNA.

[@rexana_rexana]

@@ParkRanger2000 We know this, we're speculating otherwise.

[@ParkRanger2000]

@@rexana_rexana To be honest, Henry Wu could have played with some Human Genetics with some of his experiments, especially with the way he acted high and mighty back during the time of JW's operation.

[@latenight1218]

The Scrappy Doo dinosaur is called a Dimorphodon. I had to look it up after watching the movie the first time because I didn't believe that it was real.

[@dlow822]

Glad someone pointed this out!

[@PANZERFAUST322]

Technically not a dinosaur, flying reptile.

[@BestTimes8812]

That's cus it isnt a real dinosaur lol, it was a real reptile

[@kendallsmall67]

I was looking through the comments to see if someone else pointed it out before I made my mark. Good on you for not conforming to pteranodon with trex head

[@mou.2]

Dimorphodon probably looked nothing like that in reality. It would look so much more interesting if they went for a more accurate look imo, I don't understand why they chose such a generic outdated design, especially considering the thing was supposedly created for the sole purpose of being displayed at a theme park.

[@roserocco6803]

The main and maybe only reason I'm excited for JW Dominion is because of the commentary track that's going to come with it eventually

[@PrettyMuchIt]

our commentary track for jurassic world: dominion will be out ON JUNE 10TH!!! you can take us with you when you see it in theaters 🦖

[@julconnor]

@@PrettyMuchIt awesome.

[@ParkRanger2000]

Pretty much is just going to be " commentary channels claiming their movie critics all because they didn't like a movie and have to talk about it to be on the biggest topic of the day ". That's just how I feel it's going to go down.

[@aweigle8273]

@@ParkRanger2000 I think you may be a bit biased not sure why

[@gskate117]

@@PrettyMuchIt yea the other 7 people in the theater are gonna be very confused at my sporadic laughter.

[@haleyrosenthal8293]

the shot of Eric and Zach staring blankly at Jimmy Fallon speaking is the funniest part of this

[@lisbethrivera7185]

We need to collectively sponsor a Judy Greer-Eric commentary track.

[@elijahosullivan1011]

yes! I vote for 13 going on 30

[@mudbeast21]

the tv series Californication

[@hildahilda1823]

The problem I’ve always had with this movie is that the characters are bubble wrapped in plot armor. We know none of them can die because we need them for the resolution and there’s never any real feeling of loss or sacrifice. In the first one everyone does such a good job of being terrified that it makes you feel like certain peril is around any and all corners but this just feels like a less enthusiastic marvel B plot movie

[@schmiddy1998]

I think one of the biggest problems with the CGI is just the blue filter they put over the movie. It came out when a lot of movies were using that effect.

[@andrewdunn8778]

I want to point out that "he remembered where they put it in" is not a sensible response to "how did he know to take out his tracker".

[@JessiePotter90]

It's awesome seeing Katie McGrath (who played the babysitter) get so much attention. I've liked her ever since she was Morgana in BBC's Merlin and she was fantastic as Lena Luthor in Supergirl. Can't wait to see more of her!

[@beef8292]

i'll say this just because im a huge fan of Katie McGrath (babysitter with the insane death) is that she did all the stunts herself and its super awesome watching the behind the scenes footage of that, also im pretty sure she requested her character die like that haha

[@JRTL20253]

11:44. If you wanna feel even worse about this. She was never bit in that whole scene. That means she was swallowed whole and is burning inside the sea things stomach acid. Which is a much worse way to go than bleeding out. HOPE THIS HELPS

[@TytubeT]

No, there were extra sets of teeth in the Mosasaurus' mouth. Look closely. She most likely died to those teeth and not the stomach

[@kristianvilstrup8172]

Eric's crush on Judy Greer is maybe the most relatable thing on this whole channel.

[@gir2195]

I'm with Eric, something about Judy Greer saying run is just perfect

[@dclarkmusic]

Judy Greer is absolutely a smoke show, 100%

[@PrettyMuchIt]

THANK YOU

[@heelmoxley365]

@@PrettyMuchIt Eric you should check out the new Halloween if you haven’t already. Judy is awesome in that.

[@Freeonyx]

She really is a little baddie, huh

[@jackalexande]

a little baddie 💀

[@AlexLikesToons]

I have a friend who's studied paleontology. The thing about this movie he finds the most insulting is the idea that people are getting bored of dinosaurs. In what fucking universe would dinosaurs stop being cool?

[@alexcoffey8804]

See, she says that but the whole movie we see people absolutely in love with dinosaurs. And the parks damn near packed the whole time. I think the indominus is meant to show that dinosaurs were never the problem. People were.

[@AlexLikesToons]

@@alexcoffey8804 good point

[@B1998-u6i]

@@alexcoffey8804 yeah, same thing I got. They were reacting to a like, 6% drop in profit, not any actual malaise over dinosaurs

[@JonoBogano]

A franchise about fake dinosaurs is already insanely popular and has been going on for 20+ years no way real dinosaurs would ever stop being cool lol

[@nicholasmahoney7820]

@@alexcoffey8804 The Indominus is a living embodiment of humanity's need for bigger attractions and flashiness, and it's what the park thought it needed to make people more excited, and by extension, the audience. The fact that it proves to be an antagonistic and destructive force shows that this is the wrong mentality, and it comes full circle when non-hybrid creatures defeat it.

[@GamingintheAM0801]

Most realistic part of the movie: Watching Jimmy Fallon, nobody laughs.

[@nicholasmahoney7820]

In universe, that's probably intentional.

[@JaceDiehl]

I 100% started cheering with my friends when they unlocked the T-Rex at the end!!

[@alexcoffey8804]

This movie is fan service. I am a fan and god damn did I feel serviced!

[@ryleypollock4913]

I fully forgot this movie existed, that’s how little impact it has on me vs I think about the T-Rex scene from the original Jurassic Park at least once a week

[@lcarrera3142]

That woman’s brutal death always sat so awfully with me. I’m so glad you called that out.

[@nicholasbilic7903]

In all fairness its pretty bloodless. Just picked up repeatedly and then swallowed by the mosasaur.

[@itsgonnabeanaurfromme]

@@nicholasbilic7903 why do people keep equating bloodless with not brutal? It's such a juvenile take.

[@BestTimes8812]

@@nicholasbilic7903 yeah swallowed alive to die in a dark acidy place is much better than having a swift bloody death

[@nicholasbilic7903]

@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme there is probably a correlation between "not brutal" and "bloodless"

[@NinjaTyler]

@@nicholasbilic7903 being chomped in half is a less brutal death then swallowed alive to be burned by stomach acids

[@abalancedbreakfast]

Any time Zach is on a track it's always a treat, it's always a hoot and a half. Love that guy

[@dominicturnea8786]

So happy you brought up the CGI issue. Totally takes out the tension and the realism that the first few movies brought.

[@ParkRanger2000]

Definitely doesn't take the tension from Film, imo. It's just that a lot of people want is practical effects in every single movie, which isn't bad at all, it's just that people don't realize that it's super expensive than CGI.

[@NinjaTyler]

@@ParkRanger2000 um no, the originals used cgi too, but they used it correctly, practical effects for up close scenes and cgi for further away scenes. Like the famous kitchen scene in the first JP, a good chunk of that was practical with cgi mixed in but many people don't even notice due to how well the CGI was blended in and used to compliment the actors in suits and animatronics.

[@kazvanrooij]

@@ParkRanger2000 lol I have a feeling you would be biased for some reason

[@ParkRanger2000]

@@NinjaTyler Well no shit they used cg in the original Film, but half, if not most of the CGI in Jurassic Park obviously did not age well. The up-close shot of the Brachiosaurus, the up close shot of the Velociraptors in the kitchen, the weird head shot of the T.Rex getting closer to Ian....

[@keyanstoney1742]

Apprently the weirdly disturbing death was because the babysitter was suppose to be more antagonistic but that was cut and the actress wanted a really brutal death scene

[@hannahcarver1396]

I have always pictured Scrappy Doo from the live action Scooby when I saw the pterosaurs. So glad I’m not the only one who sees it!

[@JOLIDESIR]

The way that jimmy paralyzed their laughter 😂😂😂

[@NobodyFits]

Bro the hagrid bit had me rolling lol

[@conorkilkenny7739]

5:42 Mr. Gravy pointing at the Tiger King recommendation right when it popped up was clean!

[@FlamingoRadio_]

I sat next to Jimmy Fallon on The Mummy Ride at Universal Studios a few years ago. He demanded the ride to not start until everyone did a Chewbacca impression.

[@otdtyh]

The fact that the effects in Jurassic Park, made in 1993, are LIGHTYEARS better than this one. . .it kills me. The plot in this movie is so dumb and has so many flaws, but if it just LOOKED good, it would be worthwhile.

[@andreimcallister1365]

It does look good

[@emblemblade9245]

Andrei McAllister obviously OP disagrees so you miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight just need to elaborate lol

[@ParkRanger2000]

It does look good, even better than the original Film at a 60% rate with the CGI.

[@nasbukhari696]

@@ParkRanger2000 Not.

[@LostUtopiaFilms]

I’d look up the CGI on the original movies raptors if you think that lol

[@thingusbingus8181]

Don't you just love how the iconic Jurassic Park theme was used for a sweeping shot buildings and shops instead of dinosaurs?

[@booktales1687]

That weirdly sums up this new trilogy pretty well

[@ParkRanger2000]

I think it was trying to show the audience and Fans that there has been a huge time gap between this Film and JP III back in 2001. It shows us that John Hammond's dream finally came to pharisian, and lasted for a decade.

[@nasbukhari696]

@@ParkRanger2000 Which is a bad thing. The whole point of the 1st movie and book was to deconstruct and show that Hammonds dream is something that would never work. It's a cautionary tale about humans playing God and paying the price, but of course the sequels come and fuck all that up.

[@ParkRanger2000]

@@nasbukhari696 Not really, the arrogance in Humanity still show up in the JW Trilogy and is way more than bringing old animals back to Life. Weaponizing them, bringing them to the mainland, and selling them so they can be taken to different places on the planet.

[@TSDTalks22]

@@ParkRanger2000 look you can like a movie and not think it’s flawless. Clearly you like Jurassic World but it’s not where near perfect, so it seems counterproductive to argue with everyone in the comment section who disagrees with you

[@T-REX-KNIGHT]

Rexy breaking through the spinosaurus skeleton made my theater cheer. For those who don't know she is literally the same one from the OG film .

[@araani8740]

that was a cool moment ill admit

[@BestTimes8812]

It's funny cus Rexy never even fought with a Spinosaurus presumably

[@T-REX-KNIGHT]

@@BestTimes8812 no, but it is basically a fan service to those who hated jp3. Lol

[@thisbubblygoodness7611]

@@T-REX-KNIGHT not gonna lie, after the Indominous Rex was defeated i was half expecting the T.Rex to walk into the sunrise, turn back to the raptor and just give it a fuckin thumbs up the whole fight was so corny lmao, i may as well be watching Godzilla get unfrozen again to fight another monster

[@JustKelso1993]

​@@T-REX-KNIGHT Yes, gotta let the babies have something. I find it so stupid how people were genuinely offended at the Spino killing a Rex, how stupid are people?

[@boowind4432]

12:01 as goofy as it looks that’s actually a real dinosaur called the Dimorphodon, although there’s arguments over whether it’s facial structure looked more like a toucan beak than a T-Rex face

[@SB992REBORN]

they COULD have done a more accurate job with the head since it does look t-rexy but it is still a REAL diosaur and it was TERRIFYING!!

[@NinjaTyler]

I remember getting so excited to finally see the carnage of an open park packed with guests... Only to be massively let down by one person dying in it all and only some flying dinosaurs escaping and nothing else causing chaos.

[@SB992REBORN]

NO, more people died, it just show it in wide shots and not close up.

[@ImSpyno]

The first Jurassic Park is probably my favorite movie ever….and I actually like this one? Idk why I think it’s cause it actually gives us a theme park and we see what could’ve been for a sliver of time. Idk I love the Jurassic Franchise as a whole

[@thisbubblygoodness7611]

while i like the idea of actually showing what an actual Jurassic Park would be like, I wish they chose better set design tho, im not a fan of how futuristic Jurassic World is, with the white/blue colour pallete thats often used through out the movie. i prefer Jurassic Park's more 'safari zoo' feel, feeling like you actually gone back in time to see Dinosaurs, rather then bringing Dinosaurs into the modern world with these holograms and glass balls, but thats just my opinion

[@floede9151]

My favorite detail ever and I don't even know if it was on purpose, but at 5:41 when Owen Grady point up in the top right corner the link to the tiger king pops up so it is timed perfectly

[@Cody-to9kn]

I don’t think this movie sucks but I can understand why people don’t like it

[@leecameron9226]

It's great when it comes out but the thought of watching it again nothing pops out at me like its rewatchable

[@Cody-to9kn]

@@leecameron9226 that’s understandable i mean I thought it was okay but if I am going to rewatch any of the Jurassic park movies it would be the first two

[@leecameron9226]

@@Cody-to9kn yeah definitely I love the first movie watched it so many times for me i didn't really care for others dinosaurs also weren't my thing as a kid

[@ParkRanger2000]

@@leecameron9226 The Film does have many.... MANY! hidden details and Easter Eggs for the Fans and people who are interested in the Film. Like for example, they show a Holographic image of the Dreadnoughtus for a brief second in the scene where Zach and Grey enter the Innovation Center. I do understand when people get tired of rewatching movies they've seen many times, but it does feel exciting when coming back to them after their release date, back many years ago.

[@AngelofMusic04]

Compared to "Fallen Kingdom", "Jurassic World" was a masterpiece.

[@cassidyb.3531]

That exact tone of "Oh My God" will now be playing on loop in my head for at least 24 hours, thank you Eric.

[@kazvanrooij]

Lol its been in my head for half a year now

[@richardblazer8070]

I don’t think the movie sucks, it presents a lot of cool ideas and themes, but definitely doesn’t explore them as deeply as the novels or original film would, and often chooses spectacle instead of enforcing those themes. I think it is a pretty flawed film, but I still very much enjoy and appreciate it.

[@LorenzoDoesntExist]

Lol what you're describing, a film that's all spectacle and fails at its own themes, sucks.

[@richardblazer8070]

@@LorenzoDoesntExist I didn’t say it was all spectacle or that it’s themes failed, just that it doesn’t explore them as deeply as the original books and film would.

[@ParkRanger2000]

This is definitely one of the comments that does join the bandwagon that goes " movie, bad. i will forever think movie bad. " Very fair and balanced. I too would have loved to see more of the Resort before it's inevitable disaster.

[@rexana_rexana]

@@LorenzoDoesntExist You can still appreciate aspects of it even if it sucks, or even has parts that suck. You can appreciate James Cameron's "Avatar" for it's groundbreaking visual effects and what not, and on the other side still criticize it for the mediocre story that is white saviour-y. You can appreciate the 2014 Godzilla movie for redeeming the US market in terms of Godzilla movies and its much more accurate and badass portrayal of Godzilla while also criticizing it for focusing too much on the humans and frequently cutting away from the monster action we actually wanted to see in exchange for humans which we did not care for. It's good to be able to critically think about the media you consume.

[@LorenzoDoesntExist]

@@rexana_rexana You literally just agreed that it sucks, so what's your point? Yeah, there's stuff in it to like. It just sucks overall.

[@Bsdel]

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some potatoes to mash.” Me: involuntarily smiles and nods at how clever that joke was in context.

[@TVJUNK85]

Crazy thing is that that "Trex head pterosaur" is a real animal: Dimorphodon. Problem is, they made the thing so monstrous looking and so unlike the actual animal, you think it's a genetic hybrid versus a real pterosaur.

[@michaelabe9572]

I always felt that the babysitter's death was to show the horror of this force of nature being unleashed, and the consequences of trying to control nature would result in innocents dying. I never agreed with the criticism that she shouldn't die because she's not a villain; the dinosaurs are animals, not vigilantes.

[@DChevy98]

This would work a little better as part of a non-fiction story, but as part of a screenplay with prequels that already show this, it doesn’t really make sense to do this to a character that, at best (within the screenwriters’ goals), the audience is apathetic to.

[@Inky_doodledoo]

I dont like the "only bad guys should die " because it gets rid of the fear of death for the characters in the situation they're in and also no matter who you are , you're on the menu.

[@AlecDouglas]

I can't believe that one of my favorite moments in the video was just a complete lack of reaction to Jimmy Fallon

[@ononvi3938]

12:19 "you are gorl and i am gwavy" always makes me laugh

[@mathyou33]

5:42 Chris even points to the link

[@nachgeben]

My friend worked in the dino department in the Smithsonian when that hand thing was a meme, so she and the team set it up with dinosaur skeletons. You can find it out there. It was cute. If nothing else, zookeepers and the like doing that meme was great.

[@benjames52]

Please tell me they watch the part where the babysitter dies for 18 minutes straight Edit: That commentary was everything I’ve ever wanted in life

[@PrettyMuchIt]

oh dont you worry hunny

[@benjames52]

@@PrettyMuchIt My life is complete Eric thank you

[@SimonGerrard]

Fun fact: Zara’s cruel death was the first on-screen death of a major female character in the Jurassic Universe ☠️

[@Jakeshapedworld]

The cut to you guys just watching Jimmy Fallon in deathly silence is fucking amazing.

[@brick1717]

can we just talk about the amazing timing at 5:43 of owen pointing to the tiger king card as they said it just mwah impeccable

[@dextercyanide8912]

Eric thirsting for Judy Greer in the first thirty seconds took me OUT💀

[@haydenbovender4246]

12:54 can confirm, I have a family who lived most of his life in Florida and although he lives in a different state, he still looks like that

[@E_Freeman]

I’m not a fan of this movie but I do have to say that Katie McGrath, the nanny woman, actually did all of her own stunts and the bts for that was pretty cool.

[@Mowingthefrontlawn]

“It’s cheaper and more efficient to use CGI, but this movie has so much money.” Not as much as other blockbusters did at the time. The director said it was cheaper relative to other blockbusters, and Universal did not want to spend money on animatronics. The director personally went to the people in charge of the budget and plead his case to have the one animatronic they used. After this movie was successful, the others had more animatronics. The newest one will have animatronics for 14 species.

[@bakingpaper45]

I don’t think that’s meant to be a ‘t-rex head on a pterodactyl’, but now that you pointed it out, holy shit, I can’t tell what it’s meant to be anymore

[@Jason_H_Martitinez]

Its a dimorphodon A flying reptile with a trex looking face

[@bakingpaper45]

@@Jason_H_Martitinez exactly, but when they said that I thought I was the odd one out.

[@Jason_H_Martitinez]

@@bakingpaper45 true, and i just realized that your comment is from two months ago 💀

[@OdinSon...]

Man Eric just kills me at least one time in every video. I'm always laughing but there's always at least one line he says that has me dying. This one "Glad you made it out dad. There's no explanation."

[@booktales1687]

11:55 I love how after watching their babysitter get brutally murdered, the teenager is just like 😐

[@walrusArmageddon]

I like when they make fun of the pterodactyl with the trex head, but whats even better is that dimorphodons actually looked like that, imagine seeing that little monsterosity flyin around

[@chickenmanman]

I've been saying for a long time that I wish PMI would upload more than once a month! Thank you Eric !!!

[@j-p-m]

It's interesting that you say that the brutal death seems intentional. Since the character is an assistant, i've heard that it was sort of statement of how assistants/secretaries/etc are viewed in Hollywood by higher ups. And also a statement against strikes that were happening from certain hollywood unions at the time

[@erikapologist]

Hearing them geek out about theme parks and the OG Jurassic Park ride... we gotta get these two on Velocicoaster stat

[@magnumcornetto]

The movie should've cut out entirely the subplot about Vincent D'Onofrio and his goons wanting to weapoinze the raptors. Unfortunately, that was one thing Spielberg absolutely wanted in this movie, and militarized raptors is the one common thread in every prior JP4 failed pitch. Instead, they should've devoted more time to let us see the park in operation (more rides, more creativity in ride concepts!) and more time and set pieces related to the chaos after the park's security fails and dinosaurs break loose. One thing I'll never understand is the complaint about how dinosaurs shouldn't kill good people. Muldoon wasn't a villain, Mr. Arnold, Eddie Carr... dinosaurs don't care if the human is good or bad. These movies are already Amblin enough as they are. Outside of the girl that was severely injured at the beginning of TLW, dinosaurs rarely damage children.

[@mauroboros8566]

Judy Greer is like your college friend's hot mom...we Stan her.

[@alphabros5226]

I'm not sure if I've said it anywhere on here but you guys being interested in like just the normal park management part of it reminds me of an idea for a tv series where we go through the development of the park from the ideas formation up to and including actual open park management (admittedly though it might not be a Jurassic Park show, simply due to just like it might just be easier script and audience wise to not have to work around the current timeline, and would also allow some more in depth specifics that may have been overlooked in the original movie.)

[@halfdeadwizard1009]

What I hate about this trilogy is it seems watered down and doesn't have the same brutality as the Jurassic Park films

[@pacrat190]

Yea the most brutal part of this one was the baby sitter lmao

[@Kingdom_Of_Dreams]

Which is why I love this movie instead of the original trilogy. I hate gore and horror. The first film genuinely terrifies me and stresses me out so much, and I will never see it again. But Jurassic World is so fun. Michael Giacchino did such a great job capturing the excitement and wonderment of the park, just like he did for Tomorrowland and other films too.

[@halfdeadwizard1009]

@@Kingdom_Of_Dreams eww 😬😬😬

[@Kingdom_Of_Dreams]

@@halfdeadwizard1009 k

[@halfdeadwizard1009]

@@Kingdom_Of_Dreams so you don't like horror at all? The Strangers (2008) is a great horror film and if you haven't seen it you're missing out.

[@SonicSnail95]

I've never felt more validated than when they pointed out how hot the Judy Greer "RUN..." bit is

[@samuelthompson7497]

Love these videos so much, always makes me laugh

[@PrettyMuchIt]

🥰

[@bgte401]

Agreed

[@RogersBase]

"Now she's memorable; I spoke too soon." LOLOL

[@juggernautwzrd]

the babysitter character really took the line from fry in futurama "this is a cool way to die" very serous

[@KingHoborg]

One of the few things I like about this movie is Vincent D'Onofrio just saying, "You want me to be stereotypical fat military American guy obsessed with weaponry and has literally no other characteristic? I can do that."

[@akhilsindher4023]

I actually had a blast when I watched it in theatres opening weekend. The pacing of of the movie. Pratt being so naturally charismatic. And the effects and the movie looked great on the big screen. Pratt carries the entire thing.

[@palmerscott23]

“Bring me the head of Jimmy Fallon” is an insane quote 8:18

[@alexeifiore8573]

the utterly sincere silence during the jimmy fallon part 💀

[@raptorprimal1077]

When you said "i think he's in the balls" i choked on my coffee laughing and now I got a sore throat for several hours

[@CLAYMAKERSGUIDE]

Bro I would love to hang with these dudes. Hearing that you guys love parks and would just watch a video on just operating theme parks. That's me baby. I'm working at one this summer. This stuff is epic

[@booktales1687]

You’re living the dream! That sounds fun

[@emblemblade9245]

Willing to be you’re aware, but you’ve heard of Defunctland right? Amazing theme park documentary channel

[@CLAYMAKERSGUIDE]

@@emblemblade9245 yup

[@Ohlookitsdaisyy]

The blank stares you two gave J*mmy F*llon was funnier than anything he's ever done

[@AllisonWonderland626]

I literally can't get into the Jurassic movies because of how boring they are but watching you two react to it and commentating makes it better.

[@nickjelly5407]

Please tell me you just mean the Jurassic world movies and not Jurassic park

[@warrenlucky8853]

You find Jurassic movies boring...ok. It is your opinion and I choose not to care.

[@SubterrelProspector]

Damn dude that sucks

[@ParkRanger2000]

I can never get bored from Jurassic Park movie. It just feels wrong, sucks you feel that way.

[@GoddoDoggo]

@@ParkRanger2000 Not really. Different people have different opinions and tastes. Do you think it "sucks" that you aren't interested in movies that other people really enjoy? Probably not? Exactly. Also it's okay to admit there are some weird or bad films in your favorite franchise, dude. It's a part of every franchise. The Star Wars nuts and Indiana Jones-heads have already come to terms with it.

[@calilencinas4418]

The phrase "Put that on my grave." Evolved into a totem of quotes for me. Now i just say, "add that to the totem"

[@EliteTacoNinja]

I love this movie because I love that it has dino-human interaction with the raptor squad and I like analyzing the Indominus Rex and I like her design and I like the Mosasaurus and the return of Rexy, but the human elements could have been better and I do wish they had gone for more practical effects.

[@fockingreat1125]

Fun fact about the lady with the brutal death! That death scene was actually going to be cut out or something, but the actress really wanted to do it, so they went for it. She did her own stunts and everything. Good for her honestly, I can respect really wanting and committing to having a really metal death scene lmfaoo 😭

[@nattiemar]

it wasnt going to be cut, it was going to go to some random person but the actress wanted it instead

[@mutedmayday]

That assistant totally pissed someone off on set to get that big of a messed up death

[@ParkRanger2000]

The actress requested to have a dramatic and long death scene. Originally the long death scene was going to be a random Park Ranger, but the actress requested her death to be that death scene.

[@augierivera3290]

The classic Jurassic Park ride is still available at Universal Studios Orlando, which is still the best between the two American Universal Studios theme parks. The Jurassic World ride at the Beijing park is amazing, though. Check out the ride through videos

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Rest In peace Irfan Khan. Like actually the actor died recently.

[@spaceamundo9655]

I'll tell you one particular reason why this movie sucks in comparison to Jurassic Park: there's no character like doctor Grant; a man probably in his 40s who was an archeologist, not a hero. But he had, at some point, to be superhero-like to protect two kids he initially didn't care about at all. He wasn't athletic, nor the "young and handsome" type, but he was relatable and felt human. Here you have Christ Pratt, whose character was written as virtually perfect. He could act like Sportacus, he could control a ferocious dinosaur with hand gestures! (LMAO). And he's boring and uninteresting. Literally one of the main reasons why this movie is bad.

[@JyujinPlus]

I do enjoy Jurassic World but I 1000% agree that I wanted to see a regular slice of life story about visiting or running the park

[@mou.2]

6:31 Thank you. I always felt like this film needed to at the very least have amazing special effects as a sing of respect for the franchise. Oh well, at least we'll always have that first Jurassic Park film.

[@unknownflickz1289]

14:34 it made 1.6 billion to be exact, and its sequel made 1.3 billion so both outgrossed the only legitimately great movie in this series

[@PrettyMuchIt]

unreal

[@unknownflickz1289]

@@PrettyMuchIt its the power of nostalgia and Chris Pratt, who just made guardians of the galaxy and lego movie at the time so that probably helped...oh and the fact that the series had been dormant for over a decade

[@booktales1687]

Dangnabbit, why do people do this ;-;

[@unknownflickz1289]

@@booktales1687 nostalgia and lack of Dino films. Also low standards