Just Nadine Dorries' most unhinged moments as an MP

To mark her announcing plans to step down at the next election, lets look at the highlights of Boris Johnson's biggest fan, Nadine Dorries.
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[@nightlordAL]

She's beyond parody, help and utterly detached from reality

[@britishproudvanman3082]

Shut up. She’s a brilliant woman and her hearts in the right place. She was also loyal to Boris whilst a lot of his colleagues stabbed him in the back and the front. If there were more Tories like her in the party the country would be in a much stronger place.

[@segue2ant395]

"as as you worse Sunak's ability stepping to the cabinet big bee steak and all earth cages have got Braverman back at home and a home office - I'm sorry I just completely messed up.... and they're in our studio and queef-wrist them for a clue - stick around for Just Stop Oil Live" That part was DEFINITELY beyond parody. Call an ambulance for Nads, please.

[@MarkWestonX]

When is Spitting Image back? Nads is a perfect candidate

[@christianweller4288]

I'm watching a teenager trapped in the body of a 66 year old woman. On one hand this is a tragic situation, on the other... the film rights must be worth quite a bit.:D

[@alandouglas8044]

As Del Boy would say, she is a "plonker".

[@nickshale6926]

She reminds me of one of those women you sometimes hear about, who write to murderers in prison - then end up marrying them.

[@davidhoward4715]

Damn, this is good!

[@Muzzy68]

😂

[@XXSkunkWorksXX]

Brilliant. Absolutely First class!!

[@jonb5493]

Hahaha LOL .. Years ago, the Menendez brothers had bunches of groupies waiting for them between court hearings.

[@RAmusique]

Oh god yes - Catherine Tate had a character exactly like this 🤣

[@lolly1811]

The Channel 4 statement is incredible. It’s not just a lack of knowledge for her role, it’s in general. Thick as mince doesn’t cover it.

[@fromtheblonx]

It also shows how narcissistic she is, the fact that she couldnt have talked this through with anyone to check her facts, before she blurted out such nonsense.

[@smogmonster1876]

I think Channel 4 were extracting the urine by having on for Election night coverage. She was just as mad on the night as she was an an MP. I’d say she’s undergoing a nervous breakdown but they don’t last this long.

[@OccyDaBoss]

thats an insult to mince

[@chrispiesse1004]

If Dorries is such a total embarrassment as an MP, what does it say for the 26,000 plus voters who put her there? We're Doomed!!

[@andydudley1775]

26 ooo people never seen her since.

[@attackpatterndelta8949]

Labour overturned a 20,000 vote majority on in Selby. So Nads' seat is far from safe. Especially given how she's behaved as an MP. She's clearly someone who doesn't take the job seriously.

[@Robbo1966]

A good question!

[@JesusH.Tap-Dancingchrist7328]

This is a fact no longer. The tide has turned.

[@markmoran916]

The average English voter is very poorly educated and rely on the likes of the sun/mail/express/gb news for their information 🙄

[@pierremartini2229]

Terrifying how someone so out of touch with reality can ever have been a minister. Then again, she's done alright for herself, hasn't she? Who's fault is that?

[@indigowolf8712]

Short term: the money that funded her, and the use of data from companies like facebook to brainwash gammon. The people who own the newspapers. Longterm: The people who made sure we all have less time, energy and education. Our elders for being selfish and cutting down the trees their elders planted for them just so they could feel superior, have a holiday home in spain, a boat, be a landlord and "keep foreigners out".

[@alphaomega1328]

@MyLazySundae It fits the narrative that those who earn 6 figures are obviously better regardless of actual capability or requirement for higher brain functions. She still shills for Boris and I have no idea why people voted someone like her in in the first place (but then I feel that for many many of our MP's)

[@peterah7957]

It's all an act because there is easy money in this right wing weird narrative!

[@pierremartini2229]

@@peterah7957 I agree with you.

[@michaelmouse4024]

Was Dorries ever a functioning MP? kzbin.info/www/bejne/jXjEeGp_pJarg80

[@lily_m3538]

Frightening such a woman is anywhere within 100 miles of the government.

[@ljt3084]

Or a former nurse..

[@rosem5041]

Make it a 1k yet this is a theatrical government with zelensky the comedian icing on this sh!£show.

[@bereal6590]

It's all down to Boris Johnson he started the sh*t show with people he had in his cabinet and it's continued and never should have done

[@SDW3-6-9]

Chuck Berry sang about a Nadine...

[@alibobsmarland9572]

To think this imbecile will end up in the House of Lords.

[@yippee8570]

She reminds me of my first boss. No one knew how she got to her position either.

[@joetrent4753]

I've known bosses like that. In fact nearly every office job I've ever had. So glad I no longer work in an office.

[@Dadzone2000]

People who aren’t very good tend to rise through the ranks because no one misses them in the role they leave behind

[@billybob-jp7eh]

She gives a good prostate massage.

[@brettpritchard265]

@@Dadzone2000 That's an excellent point and I've seen it happen. Mediocrity rises through the ranks because the department they were in previously can't wait to move them on.

[@Dadzone2000]

@@brettpritchard265 I think also it’s because they are familiar enough with a job to progress but if you were really good no one would let you move position

[@Theoriginaljagger]

A perfect example that it is indeed possible to fail UPWARDS in life. 😅

[@kieransmith3177]

"Oh gosh, I've said it, there's no going back now." Don't worry Nadine, we assume if a Tory says something they'll change their mind twelve times before coming to a decision.

[@peteradams5857]

Great..she's off. Let's have a party

[@sih1095]

Or deny it regardless of it being on tape.. Yes I am looking at you Lee Anderson..

[@paulireland9899]

@@peteradams5857 Not a Con-servatives party 😜🤔

[@briancohenthepfjmassive.4769]

She's only said it verbally. Until she hands her resignation letter in she's still an MP.

[@briancohenthepfjmassive.4769]

​@@paulireland9899no she's a slimy cuntservative parties party MP and will be till the next election.

[@martindouglass3248]

Thanks for this. I was feeling embarrassed after watching Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene in the twitter hearings and while Nadine is thankfully quieter, it’s kinda nice to know we’re not alone in the States as far as having full blown lunatics in government.

[@bereal6590]

Way too many of these nuts across the globe. Boris Johnson is worse because of how he has meddled in the war. These people are fine so long as they don't have real power.... scary thing is many do

[@cupguin]

The problem is new MPs are going to think this is normal. Or rather this is how you turn being an MP into a more profitable career. America didn't jump straight into Boebert and Taylor, they inched there one slightly more unhinged idiot after another. Twenty years from now Parliament could have a new generation of MPs who grew up looking at Nadine and thinking "she's just like me! I could do that!".

[@northleedspoppa]

Down streams though 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@susangarbutt7189]

@@cupguin God help us all with that thought.

[@liamhegarty3220]

You had Trump, we had BoJo. You have MJT, we have Nadine Dorries. Our nutters are just not quite as good as yours. 🙂

[@mikey50boy]

Funniest bit when Rachel Johnson what to call her she says everyone calls her Nads & Johnson went GO NADS 😂😂😂

[@gumusluk05]

She's truly frightening 😵‍💫

[@vishmaster09]

Imo the stupidest moment was when she said "why, why are you asking me" the reporter even looked baffled like he thought for a moment that it was too difficult of a question

[@TheGumbs]

You know why. Wink wink. I bet he was downstairs

[@MaxSlippyFist]

She serves as the best example of there being no meritocracy in cabinet reshuffles

[@theskolcup]

That "I have communicated with him" bit convinced me that she is utterly insane

[@cupguin]

I've often thought saying Nadine is weirdly obsessed with Boris is a tiny bit unfair but really what else can it be?!

[@sarahbarrett1247]

She’s clearly in love with him but it isn’t reciprocated in the same way.

[@saoirsehaslonglegs2313]

deranged,.drunk & disorderly with a definite personality disorder,.still doesn't excuse her though.Go Nads has finally gone.

[@Ben-he3uq]

perhaps she wants a Boris pounding?

[@ipinklady9979]

Go Nads!!! You weren’t MP calibre to begin with 😂

[@andrina118]

She isn't fit for ANY public office

[@nightlordAL]

Scarily she was a nurse! I wouldn't trust her with a hard boiled egg

[@willieckaslike]

Golly ! Do you mean she ain't rotten enough ? lol

[@austenkeith8891]

Tbf you've described 99% of Tory MP's there, I'm being kind saying 1% are fit to be MP's because I am struggling while writing this to think of a single current sitting Tory MP that would meet that criteria

[@eveann5750]

Gonads

[@mamaduck9370]

As awful as the Tories are, their voters are worse.

[@BOZ_11]

England, for the English! and a p@ki prime minister! MOOO

[@dijoyjoe]

Yep.

[@michaellawrence7570]

@@dijoyjoe And the deluded fools will keep on voting for them

[@britishproudvanman3082]

Why are we worse? That sounds a bit arrogant to me 🤔 As a conscientious Tory voter I am only doing what is right for the country! We all want our sovereignty away from the authoritarian EU and to put the Great back into Britain! 😐🇬🇧

[@nectarbee5799]

Because you lot voted for someone like her to be an MP...

[@kirishima638]

This women is the embodiment of ‘it’s not what you know, it’s who you know’.

[@simonjohnson9055]

*Who you blow

[@attackpatterndelta8949]

In her case, it's not what you know it's who you blow.

[@chilloutcentral2097]

We will leave it at that

[@andydudley1775]

@@attackpatterndelta8949 she blown a lot of tory .

[@legoseller4496]

@@attackpatterndelta8949Glad I’m not the only one to think it.

[@adriansims2531]

You can laugh...she's my local MP!. Not that you'd notice her actually in the Commons since she resigned as Culture Secretary. But today she has taken the principled stand of leaving us unrepresented by immediately stepping down in spite because her peerage was denied. She's the gift that keeps on taking

[@julielevinge266]

She wouldn’t know the truth if it smacked her in the face!

[@roywatson8133]

i never want to hear or see this woman again with any luck she will go to live in pega pig land

[@surftheripcurl]

I wish it would

[@meenabootle6777]

Sport on.

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

In the US we have Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert, You guys have Nadine lol.

[@frothe42]

They all deserve full frontal lobotomies.

[@nightlordAL]

A very good comparison

[@ljt3084]

Before i saw your comment i wrote she is a pound shop (dollar store) version of MTG. They could be twins sharing a brain cell.

[@libertarianstouchkids]

i always compared mtg to nadine as a brit but i still think mtg is too batshit even in comparison

[@joetrent4753]

We also have Suella Braverman.

[@omlette0]

She is beyond mockery and beneath contempt

[@johnmoore9862]

Absolutely spot on!

[@ethandalton6480]

Thanks Nadine for allowing me to downstream my movies, and then go and exercise my sports on a tennis pitch

[@marksaunders5325]

This woman is comedy gold . 😂

[@alphaomega1328]

Depression central really these are the people who were voted in to help run the country. We all have ourselves to blame for allowing this insanity in.

[@alanbradley9621]

Another Lauren!!!

[@LongbranchOlivetti]

Dorris was responsible for the superfast broadband that is nowhere to be seen in my area.

[@Aengus42]

... and here too!

[@Mrstevemoore]

How are you going to downstream your movies now?

[@Aengus42]

@@Mrstevemoore Doesn't affect me as I'm always on the tennis pitch!

[@alanpage3973]

@@Aengus42 doesn't affect me either I'm just going to play a few frames of Snooker with my bat

[@Aengus42]

@@alanpage3973 Aaah! Yes! Isn't snooker the game where you have to chalk your bat before you throw? I know all about snooker... 😆

[@bernieburrows3731]

It's a disgrace and an embarrassment that this was sitting in government when so many people were dying.

[@Robbo1966]

well said friend, i think the up coming by election will say it all

[@2010LeeG]

Definitely some "history" between Boris and Nadine

[@jonny46ba]

can you imagine the bastard lovechild that liason could of produced?

[@jennyralgrievous6192]

I lost my mind at go nads 😂

[@rosem5041]

A very apt name for the gov at present!

[@atverde]

"So go Nads then" ...🤣🤣 classic stuff

[@dominickeefe2454]

How was she let out of high school, never mind into parliament? The rap song is just... incredible

[@carolinethomas4564]

How was she let in to high school!

[@billyandrew]

01:42 _"So, go, Nads, then!"_ Gonads...did anyone else laugh at that or was it just me? 😂😂😂

[@unthenner5519]

This is abuse of commas

[@stevemortimore85]

Go-nads was the best bit but so easily missed!

[@gerry343]

Go Nads- just talking bollocks!

[@jamesgourlay6877]

spat my drink out oml

[@niall236]

Nadine: “the sheer stupidity” ( referring to other mps) Also Nadine: “you can ‘downstream’ your movies” A bit more of nadine: “tennis pitches” A tape worm has a higher IQ than nadine

[@obtuse1291]

And a tape worm has more more personality too.

[@stevehall6299]

And even tape worms have some redeeming qualities. (I won't bore you with the details)

[@Dooker1958]

You forgot "The Prime Minister doesn't tell lies"

[@ZooScott]

Sell to the highest bidder solicitors will do that 🆘 .

[@alexanderromanov737]

So, by the way, has a plastic bag.

[@grahamfletcher3321]

My God, she actually believes herself!

[@dfishpool7052]

What the hell were those who voted for her thinking? Its time the electorate were tested as to having some idea about politics before being allowed to enter a polling booth.

[@BanterRanterr]

When you are addicted or just a recreational user, years of living a double life and lying constantly changes you and your personality.

[@johnglynhughes4239]

This is absolutely spot on.

[@rinag598]

Yeah I think most of the Tories are drugged up , seriously 😏

[@ljt3084]

She is like a pound shop version of Marjorie Taylor Greene.

[@teresawilliamson9377]

Bargain bin!

[@joetrent4753]

Mad Nads and her ill fated love of...I mean full support of Boris. The fact she was fully in support during his failled attempt at a comeback just made it even worse for her. She won't be missed.

[@alfhookham]

Who voted for her in the first place? Are they normal?

[@billybobkingston5604]

No, they think Britain still has an Empire

[@julielevinge266]

Who knew channel 4 was a public funded broadcaster!😂😂

[@paulphillips2826]

Apparently not her!!!!

[@davidcronan4072]

@@paulphillips2826 Or that Ch 5 was never government owned.

[@susangarbutt7189]

I thought they all were. All bought and paid propaganda arms of WEFminster.

[@tashday9662]

It's not really fair having a go at nads. You try doing her job while pissed out of your head all the time.

[@capt.bart.roberts4975]

I know I'd make better MP than her, because I'm actually interested in the subjects at hand.

[@joedoyle3521]

It's like the lights are on but no one is at the wheel.

[@lennymadhavan3361]

The only woman in politics that could make Liz Truss look competent...

[@teresawilliamson9377]

And lettuce makes them look like stones.

[@Papillion-Man]

When I used to drink, I met many ladies very much like her in the pub during the day... They were always befuddled and burped a lot.

[@greatunwashed1856]

Didn’t stop you sticking your hand up my skirt.

[@antw8884]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Adamb87]

We need MP's who are living members of poor, marginalised or working class, HoC is entrenched in wealthy incompetents without a desire to truly serve the people

[@LimeyRedneck]

'Nads calling anyone stupid is almost as rich as Rishi! 🤦‍♀

[@fleshboundtobone]

Pretty much daily I remind myself that if Nadine Dorries can be appointed to high office I can do literally anything

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

2:21 This one always cracks me up, What's the point of going on if you aren't going to answer questions?

[@ipinklady9979]

Despicable as she is inside … perhaps it’s maximising airtime to show “eyes for Spaffer Bojo only” ?? 🤣

[@joetrent4753]

'Because I'd like to know." Best response to her silly non-answer.

[@macoscair9581]

😂😂😂 loved the 'help me' gesture at the ch.4 hearing

[@DdotRay86]

"We want to make the Internet in the UK the safest Internet in the world." Yet she wants to run from stupidity.

[@johnhuwroberts7766]

Sheer stupidity? That would be you, Go Nads!

[@MrAde1101]

How has this been squeezed into 8 mins ?

[@craigstephen7634]

I love how boris told lady barking their was no cake, yet failed to tell it their was no peerage. Utter class

[@twisteddancer7773]

All these politicians are unhinged and don't represent the public that vote for them

[@Oluinneachain]

Oh but they do, they do. That’s democracy for ya🙄😂

[@Munchkintom]

Go Nads! Just Go.

[@michaeldog3459]

Is that a mp!😜 seriously I would argue that we should definitely audit the MPs

[@clydebear6914]

"The Thick of it" couldn't have written this better.

[@markc8956]

Well,there's close to eight and a half minutes of my life I'll never get back..

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Why did it take her three quarters of a year to realise it was time to go after getting rid of boris? In reality is it just that she will loose in her constituency and doesn't want to suffer the humiliation.

[@Aengus42]

Yup, we're going to see a lot of "More time with my family." type stand downs because they all know the party is going to be decimated at the next election. And it can't come fast enough!

[@Ryattt81]

As she sits broadcasting from her new job....

[@alfhookham]

How come somebody with SO LITTLE TALENT or any discernible abilities get this far? I FORGOT!! It's a tory

[@paulphillips2826]

Is this a Mrs Merton tribute act? Her delivery is stilted and not helped (according to Private Eye) by her rider being a case of Chardonnay in the studio to smooth the presentation🥴

[@Aengus42]

A case! Not just a bottle, but a case? No wonder she has trouble putting her lipstick on 😆

[@old_seadog]

Running away before she was pushed. Good fkn riddance.

[@nightlordAL]

She's in a really safe seat, I think it's as something outrageous as 35,000 majority

[@old_seadog]

@@nightlordAL Yes, I've heard about tory safe seats............

[@10whiten99]

She’s criticising the current state of the Conservative Party as if she has not played an integral part in causing it. Her and Jacob endorsed Liz Truss not out of confidence in her ability to be Prime Minister, but out of spite towards the wing of the party that caused the downfall of her dear Boris. She’s helped to create the current chaos and toxicity in British politics since the EU referendum, and now is just one of many others who have jumped from the sinking ship. It’s everyone else’s fault as usual, according to her.

[@Happy_Shopper]

I'd forgotten all about her reading out the headlines on TV. It's nearly too much to watch

[@JHatLpool]

Sooz K., this is one of your best works so far. I really can't tell the difference between you and Nadine Dorries.

[@smahier]

The most entertaining one for me is when, during her ridiculously evasive exchange with Charlie Stayt, she appears to be under the impression she´s being astute and decisive.

[@G_C340]

"He never saw a cake!" It probably didn't even touch the sides.

[@thejoin4687]

That will be the epitaph on her gravestone.

[@antw8884]

😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@EllieD.Violet]

Does this mean we EUropeans 🇪🇺 are deprived of the joy of seeing her negotiate with us once she made it to #10? * sobs uncontrollably *

[@Aengus42]

We can send her to you now, if you'd like? 😆 Also, no matter what my ridiculous, sinister, corrupt government says... I'm still European! They can't change the way I feel. ☮️

[@ipinklady9979]

@@Aengus42 echo that ✨👋

[@EllieD.Violet]

@@Aengus42 On second thought - methinks I got carried away upon this news. I'm not THAT inconsolable after all. 😁 If you can - rmigrate to us - true europhiles highly welcome. Jobs aplenty everywhere. Third anniversary of us moving in ca 3 weeks' time. We will paaaaartyyyyy hard!

[@Aengus42]

@@fuertewelly When I think about it I still get tears welling up.

[@hohohohehehe6910]

Don't vote brexit then

[@rolandrothwell4840]

How did such a intellectually marginal woman become Secretary of State?

[@craigmilsom5209]

Her voice is like running your nails down a chalk board.

[@UPTHETOWN]

The best of what the Tories have to offer, a genius, an intellectual. If only the rest of us could see the world through (go)Nads eyes

[@teebeedahbow]

Mad Nads. Always good for a laugh.

[@stevenhoward3358]

If she felt so passionately about it, she could quit straight away and that would be the right thing to do. However, she's such a complex character and her words have the same value as Boris's after a few sherbets.

[@MR-mc6rj]

She used to make me angry, the vanity, the self promotion, the ignorance of basic facts, the sheer incompetence but now I just feel sorry for her. Boris doesn't love you Nadine, he laughs at you, then again he's not alone. It's very sad, it really is.

[@cyclingmaniac6343]

This is NIGHTY NIGHT!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it's Jill Tyrell

[@robertevans8010]

Probably She is secretly madly in love with Boris, the twinkle in his eye says more than that I think!

[@OrkSmegga]

When she was talking about the internet, she reminds me of Jen from the I.T. Crowd 🤣

[@pauls3204]

Thanks Mad Nad for the fibre optic cables that have been coiled up and hanging from the telegraph poles for the last six years , the Starlings and Sparrows love to sit on them , the cable is just the right size for their wee feet to grip, wonder when they’ll be connected though ? Or maybe they are some new fangled WiFi coil ?

[@alanpage3973]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Munchkintom]

I made a Keep Calm t-shirt with her response to Mr Greene, 2:15. Keep Calm ''and so... although its..Yeah and...''

[@nightlordAL]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@teamermia7741]

Sadly almost no one can afford to be smug because when it comes to 'out stupiding' the stupid, 'Nads' Dorries is only the Tory answer to Diane Abbot. What strange madness has overtaken Britain?

[@ryanoneill4691]

This is embarrassing, how just how is she allowed anywhere near government.

[@shinydarknight01]

The level of cringe you feel whenever you watch this woman makes you want to hide behind the sofa

[@saintuk70]

Daft as a bottle of chips

[@NickTubeless]

Wow, how did she ever get a serious job.

[@StLaparole]

Well, she didn’t, did she?

[@tomtalk24]

"There was no cake". At that time my mother was Clinical Director for a Hospice, struggling very much with an outbreak of covid due to Hancocks lift in rules.

[@petyrkowalski9887]

You can downstream your cricket courts and tennis pitches.

[@robertchandler587]

I can only assume that she has a lot of vip contacts because someone this weird and unintelligent can surely never get anywhere near to a government position based on merit

[@thomascaldwell6751]

The Gonads part caught me out. Need a new keyboard now

[@ujean56]

Just imagine, Nadine could have been PM instead of Liz. These were two of the brightest ladies in the Tory lineup.

[@user-un7ll6mb6v]

If anyone ever had any doubts about whether nadine was out of her depth at being a decent human being, just watching this clip should remove any doubts. She really is useless.

[@thugslife111]

Just WoW how can this keep going on 😡😡😡

[@Nemo59646]

Dorries scratches, I love Boris! on the girls toilet door.

[@williamcreighton1417]

I love it when she trys to be considered and thoughtful ....she just looks inadequate😂😂

[@ajsctech8249]

Funny how the Tories still see Tony Blair as some kind of high water mark or Gold Standard.

[@Silver-st2zq]

The only person that makes me wish i was listening to BoJo's porkie pie waffles rather then her.

[@ryanellis2197]

Her saying stupidity about other people is peak lack of self awareness

[@rarsebumbaclaat2659]

Even Dan Wootons face says what we think in this comments section

[@johnglynhughes4239]

Comedy gold. She's an exceptional parody of herself.

[@CountMiffed]

One down, many more to go