🚀 Just sent my countdown audition reel to Space X. Grab a rocket and get ready for lift off 👩‍🚀

[@anonymouswearemany2797]

That rocket 🚀 is going where so many men have gone before 😅

[@davidhubbard7573]

😂😂😂 yeah right!!!!

[@hakanevrim2127]

Hahaha

[@user-hc2kw2fd4p]

Right😂😂😂😂😂

[@scottmerrill4630]

Hilarious! 😂😂😂

[@MsAjanlekoko]

Makes it a lot juicier ……..don’t you think?

[@TheBrassmonkey411]

Somebody’s grandmother is out of control they better keep an eye on her

[@Bort.307]

😂😂😂

[@toddphipps5496]

Lmao!!

[@Oreo-ny7sm]

It might smell like mothballs but you'll be draining your balls

[@dennysanders]

Super gross.

[@richardmerritt3712]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johnloxley8705]

That was the longest 10 seconds of my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-tu7gu9oe8s]

😂

[@arthurchadwell9267]

Nowhere near long enough!

[@mikeprice8307]

We need easier access 😂

[@user-PrepperX]

Ew

[@655deadlift]

What the hell is wrong with people?

[@marjoriedartois7249]

C hallucinant...le monde est complètement bizarre. C le monde aujourd'hui..passez sur KZbin

[@sttevveen]

She has no discernable talent so...

[@joycewright3317]

He is not pretty and she is fack

[@lindyj9987]

She is just Weird. Sorry Honey I worked at NASA that's a NO GO

[@thetruthk5138]

​@@lindyj9987As a cleaner

[@KSMP442]

Grandma just let the bunnies out..! The rocket will explode right at the launch pad..!!!!😮❤

[@jacemiller2593]

She can count to ten. That’s talent.

[@user-fn7zd8pl7w]

I think she was reading it from a monitor

[@humanityrising9378]

I always say, "If you play with dynamite, it's gonna explode."" 🧨

[@Badhands55]

Somebody needs to quit giving granny Red Bulls

[@janicegarciacucharero-od5xe]

I'd be embarrassed if you were my grandmother, leave this to the young ones.

[@tubeerv]

@janicgarciacucharero-od5xe With as many subscribers as she has, something tells me that she doesn't give a rat's ass about your embarrassment, nor your advice. If you don't like it, how about ignoring her videos?

[@adamselby7866]

Got a feeling I know where that rockets going and it ain’t to the moon 😂

[@arthurchadwell9267]

It might very well be exploring her moon... I would gladly lead the expedition!

[@luzi328]

Disgusting, where this world is going?

[@dudekdudek9095]

I exploded perfectly on Lift Off!!!

[@tylergattinger2976]

🤣

[@jamesalling2781]

NOT IMPRESSED ANYMORE. SHE COULD BE AN EXTRA IN THE LAS VEGAS SHOW. OR WORK AT A HOOTERS. 🍑

[@nick-hm1nd]

You got that right

[@joseconstantinoolivier4136]

🌹🙏🏻❤🐕‍🦺🥰⚘

[@MomentumChaser0331]

A Right Shit Right

[@H2OMANLV]

I'll bet your hubby has liftoff more times than he can count 😏

[@andygarcia6962]

Very creative to make alot of guys rockets 🚀 go up!👍🏽👏🏽

[@user-ji8fu1bm8o]

Mary you make it rises every time I see you ❤😅😅😊

[@pete9737]

Mutton dressed as Lamb. 😂😂😂

[@williamhbonnie5514]

Darlin, something tells me that you are quite experienced in grabbing the rocket and preparing for liftoff. Your mouthwatering looks and apparent experience make you perfect for that position. Position, what a thought provoking word when it cums to you. Good luck! Space Ex would be one helluva place to be if you get the job. Let the countdown begin and hold on for the ride.

[@alexisedwards2784]

I couldn’t hold it. I lifted off at 4, your hands were so warm.

[@jakester455]

LMAO

[@dennysanders]

You realize there are plenty of videos of young, attractive women posting?

[@Fahad-369]

​@@dennysanderssome guys like mature women ... Physically.

[@philipkrolikowski4248]

bet that rocket has an odd smell

[@lancedibble4724]

Heading straight for Uranus!!😜😛

[@lindawise4652]

Very funny!

[@arthurchadwell9267]

Apparently she likes the idea... Better engage Warp Drive!

[@L_Train]

Booooooooooo

[@edwardhendersen5643]

Oh boy ,oh boy oh boy, nobody told me being an astronaut was this fun😮😅

[@mikeisgettinupset]

I lifted off way before the end of that countdown.

[@glsnj]

Oh no premature lift off.. not a good thing.. LMAO

[@sdw2is]

This is like back in the fifties when nothing was explicitly said that was pornographic but the manner in which it is said is certainly pornographic. This this woman deserves my respect. I salute you ma'am.

[@johnhaas3270]

She has sex appeal. And she looks older then 40

[@joseriviera8700]

❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@OmarQuiroga-nx1yg]

❤

[@appie8810]

This is erotic not pornographic.

[@Jimbo-et5jb]

And she’s from the fifties.

[@rbk7876]

Houston we have a problem...but We like it !

[@timberwolf007]

Ground Control to Major Tom Ground Control to Major Tom Take your protein pills And put your helmet on (10) Ground Control (Nine) to Major Tom (Eight) (Seven, six) Commencing (Five) countdown Engines on (Four, three, two) Check ignition (One) And may God's love (Blast off) be with you

[@ellobo1326]

When all you have to offer is 15 pounds of fat on your chest. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@frank6128]

And they're not even real!!

[@lorraineorlando7424]

@@frank6128 Nope, they ain’t….that’s one of the things that cracks me up about her videos.😆

[@loringbush1455]

Houston we have lift off!

[@Igotstaknowit]

That thing blasted off in less than a minute!

[@christopherguss199]

This woman DOESN'T DO A THING FOR ME !!!!

[@davidperry5631]

If Mary keeps this up she’s going to cause an explosion!

[@philipkrolikowski4248]

she wants to be the center of morale support activities

[@leonardlloyd1089]

Hot damn, scrub the mission, we have a pre lift off spill!

[@erictheviking2387]

Get a grip

[@leonardlloyd1089]

@@erictheviking2387 LOL!

[@MichaelMowl-kh1pm]

Hilarious

[@atpg5]

Premature liftoff

[@leonardlloyd1089]

@@atpg5 Well, I guess, if countdown wasn't complete.

[@anthonypaluck5236]

She does not have an upper lip.

[@jamespennington351]

They need to put you in some kind of a Halloween movie

[@stephenvuotto2467]

Beautiful rockets.........I mean rocket.❤

[@stuartalexander2657]

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves 😍🤩

[@MichaelEisele-pz3tn]

She doesn't need a spaceship, she can float through space.

[@FredMiller-lf2fj]

I just completely lost my train of thought

[@jeffdillon3930]

My solid rocket 🚀 boosters are at full capacity 😂😂

[@aarontaylor5313]

You definitely know how to make a countdown and a liftoff sound very relaxing 👍

[@user-ht1xu4gv2u]

Can she do. Re entry y

[@bobkalinoski8447]

I would have liked to seeing that shirt blast off

[@JT-tb8lh]

Time for a rubber room, honey.

[@richierich8081]

Mary your freeking me out with this one.

[@dcdrof2184]

You look clean and put together. Much better

[@michaelchristen-si8hy]

My ROCKET EXPLODED ON YOUR PAD. 🔥

[@jimsmith6937]

You’re looking gorgeous today. 😊

[@patrickewertz1149]

The most beautiful Countdown in my Life 😍😍😍

[@Copiio]

My rocket blasted off and crashed quickly! Lucky husband to be blessed with this every day!

[@rob8047]

You lit my rocket s

[@T.R.U.T.H.1969.]

That's exactly where my rocket would be!💯

[@user-wi1fg3po3l]

I can actually feel it lifting off. ❤❤❤

[@billplumb4487]

I can STILL se your ripples... Nicely done!

[@TheInnerParty]

You got my vote💯 No I'm going to watch it again so I can appreciate the editing😂

[@user-bv5lj6td4bcross]

very sexy

[@jd01ify]

Now I have proof that MILFs exist

[@user-mz3qt8nu3h]

Dude...that's a gilf

[@glen5599]

👀Mary looks better sitting down where you can't her flat @ss and bird legs.

[@user-go6dg1zq1b]

Well, I only made it 4 seconds 😂! And still got nothing but a single drop and even that didn't come easily 😂

[@user-jv7ps2mk4g]

Bro better broke the bench after that video ended💀💀

[@paulmerkes3234]

I love those pointers. And I go up with you

[@user-kp1jd6qj5w]

I like you

[@bluesteeltraining]

Don’t forget that for proper liftoff, powerful thrust is a must! 😊

[@user-yv3wq9yq8i]

The rocket goes off. the pants come down.

[@user-ll5uc4hn3q]

After this video Elon musk's stock at space x went up. I should have invested some money before mary posted this video. I have no regrets because i had a super lift off with a blast that i havent felt or seen in like 10 years. Thankyou mary 😊

[@johnhurley2083]

You are so uplifting ❤

[@Roscoe.P.Coldchain]

She’s beautiful

[@arthurfonzarelli9828]

​@@Roscoe.P.Coldchain yeah an old woman lacking class is far from beautiful. I don't care if somebody looks good that's great everyone should try to but this is pathetic

[@user-ip5zz4qt7d]

A la luna, estás muy guapa ❤❤❤

[@mr.unknownuser7235]

You are absolutely gorgeous and those high beams made both of my fuel tanks blast off.

[@hobojungle1]

Lol

[@sergserg2618]

I swear ive seen this granny on an old VHS tape "granny banger" 🤣

[@HillbillyJayy]

My rocket boosters just unloaded thier fuel package upon launch from your missile pad Mary

[@archiebunker7688]

That phallic symbol between her legs was so too much!

[@dylans9405]

That rocket blew a booster

[@Happyfingcampers]

You had me at 10...❤😂

[@Petequinn741]

I need a nap after that launch

[@saadroi2372]

Your smile your voice your touch... A lot of excitation❤❤

[@stevencox5903]

Wow beautiful ❤️🥰🥰

[@davidrios3372]

Good job at the countdown grandma 😅

[@akashaakashful]

Thanos pls save us 😂

[@davidfarr87421]

Breathtaking

[@arthurfonzarelli9828]

More like cheesy. A woman approaching 60 with her fake boob job I guess I'm missing the point. This may have worked at me when I was 12 years old. I guess I apologize if you're not a teenager yet

[@Lee-gv6ko]

Now she's just toying with us

[@jefferywarshawsky2263]

You think

[@bill5762]

My rocker is about to blow

[@papichulo6355]

Mommmm!!! Grandma is in my room playing with my laptop!!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@manueldiaz506]

Your such a C.T. I love it!! 😉

[@sandylane8492]

Don't drop your dentures granny

[@CRIS-fi4cq]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-kn5dm9np9w]

Без протезов цена выше!)))

[@davids.988]

Why you watching your rude as hell

[@iansmith7369]

I was looking for a tutorial on soldering an old broken brass door knob….. and this old sort turned up😂😂😂😄😂😂😄😄😄

[@keithbevins6688]

I have to honestly admit. These videos are too enjoyable and I'd like to see more.

[@kieronsmith4500]

Just Google her name and add video 👍

[@ronzimmerman5828]

Lift off!!😘

[@alanscott6241]

Mary, you're making me think naughty things! Much love 💕😘👍💯🌹🙏

[@davidanderson4404]

Her videos of playing with toys are damn near that big. I was like damn. Guy gotta be packing to feel walls

[@user-uo5dq1ul1k]

Coffee bean with the hardest auto

[@Jean-philippeLuques-lh4dw]

Space x est la meilleure compagnie pour s'envoyer en l'air. !!!....bon voyage Mary ❤

[@lacimaria4018]

👉🇺🇸👎👎👎😂😂😂

[@lcarter1345]

PERFECT

[@davedtheisen5569]

Nothing is perfect otherwise you would be dead....

[@arthurfonzarelli9828]

Haha why?

[@daviddoby4645]

You certainly start my launch sequence !!!

[@rrw65]

The countdown works. She makes it work and 9.99 a month is a fair price.

[@barrybleich3455]

You made my day.

[@nicoloserio6789]

Sei incantevole❤️

[@jakubwisniewski9633]

Nice women

[@tygludt]

Marines kill, but soft and gentle

[@johnjohnson6392]

I was done before 10 just looking at her 😂😂😂😂

[@dennisterrill2434]

Mary, you are a thrill to watch, as well nice buttons watching over the valley and center of attraction. Thank you both for sharing your video. Must be hard to get work done around the homestead. LOL

[@gerardmarlier7900]

Tu mouille ou pas

[@stephanprovost-dm4jn]

Wtf

[@davidrios3372]

Good job at the countdown grandma 😅

[@timrich6085]

Wow!!!!! I'm in love ❤️

[@teetoo3790]

Ha ha. Like her sense of humor.

[@user-rf3cn2ou3x]

Gravity sure got those puppys !

[@user-oq4jx8mc6r]

This is just embarrassing. You’re like the drunken older woman at a bar making a pass at a younger guy. 😮

[@jportal001]

That blouse just looks fantastic on you

[@Themaryburke]

Oh thank you!

[@user-tf9dt1kg9x]

Damn grandma has clothes on

[@Australianfarmer]

I'd say she's had a few rocket's over the years.

[@DonaldPotter-ke6qu]

Lift off delay. Inspection of low gantry and both coolant tanks needed❤😊

[@rrcaniglia]

BEST soft Eros-laden vids around.

[@DannyDick-gk5wk]

You put me in mind of my ex-wife I got rid of her

[@NealChason-tp7ys]

Yeppers, mine just lifted off 😊❤.

[@user-yk3tf1df8t]

Granny why are you degrading yourself with these videos you make , NOT A GOOD LOOK

[@ronald7199]

You have some serious issues.