Brian Regan - Pop-Tarts Shouldn't Have Directions

[@JumpinJAKEFlash]

One of my all time favorite comedians.

[@alexmathewmendoza]

I saw him in 2009 and at the end of his set he took requests and everyone was shouting for the poptart bit and the big yellow one is the sun and he performed them!

[@mickeyduke1910]

Alex Mathew Mendoza my absolute favorite is the "you too" bit. That's the first I ever heard of him and was a fan ever since!

[@topdogred]

Stupid in school

[@user-qr3xn7ef4b]

And the big yellow one in the middle is the sun. The yellow one is the sun. The sun

[@johnleonard317]

"Girth units" is my favorite

[@raramcgee4982]

I make my niece say "the big yellow one is the sun" and point at it while in public with her parents. They arnt fans of it.

[@b2d327]

I think Brian and Will Ferril could play brothers in a movie. They look like they could be related and if they had that on screen chemistry, they could pull off a comedy blockbuster

[@NicoleCzarnecki]

Or Kevin Bacon could play him in a biopic (or vice versa).

[@heuristix77]

A parody where they play George and Jeb Bush

[@funguy170]

OMG! He IS the missing link between Will Ferrell and Rob Riggle, they could actually play triplets with him in the middle!

[@thomasbrown2650]

Add Jim Carry to the mix and you would have a winning formula 😂

[@lordpun7779]

Have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time

[@Palidor19]

Brian Regan: Pop Tarts Jim Gaffigan: Hot Pockets

[@matttrafton2725]

Pop Pockets🎵

[@ubernerrd]

Caliente pockets!

[@jeannequinnlowing8847]

​@@matttrafton2725😊

[@jntj3007]

Brian was hilarious from day one of his stand up career. He's one of the most underrated comics, ever.

[@tinntinnamp]

I totally agree. I die laughing every time I watch him. I never even considered the fact he was a "clean" comic, had no idea what that was. It dawned on me when I saw multiple comment talking about it. I think he is one of the funniest people ever, and realizing he doesn't rely on trash talk, cussing, etc (which I love a good cussing haha) just made it more magical to me!

[@megadynesystems2557]

Wonder why we don't see him in more movies. He'd make a great character actor.

[@Kruppt808]

MegaDyneSystems , we got a poor man's Will Ferrell. .... will that work in Elf 4?

[@dmed312]

Well, he is 60, so kinda near the end of his career.

[@justfetus]

he likes doing standup.

[@URKillingme100]

MegaDyneSystems - Because Jim Carrey and Will Farrell already exist.

[@Youssolini]

what if he doesn't want act as a character but rather an object instead like a chair or table

[@benjiarehart2878]

My favorite comedian of all time, and no, his material is new every year. Seinfeld called him the funniest comedian he'd ever heard.

[@jaerivus]

Seinfeld, Regan, and Gaffigan are my top 3 clean comics. On a superficial level I think their comedy is already brilliant, but when you factor in that they're 1) constantly writing new material and throwing away most of the old, and 2) intentionally avoiding easy laughs profanity can provide any comic, they come off more like master craftsmen, placing hurdles in their own paths that most simply walk around.

[@calebshammot1551]

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[@jaerivus]

@@calebshammot1551 I didn't understand that.

[@calebshammot1551]

Jaerivus McGuillicutti not sure what happened with that. I don’t remember commenting on anything. Guess I’m going to change my password

[@jaerivus]

@@calebshammot1551 I figured i was just out of the loop with internet shorthand! Haha

[@wandashirkey9654]

He is by far one of my favorite stand up comics. The bit he does about going to emergency room is hilarious. Say 8, say 8.

[@controlclerk]

Lol. "Merge... merge... everybody merge."

[@amba8664]

When I went, I said "7". MAN I BLEW IT.

[@pegleg00]

He makes me laugh out loud every time I see his standup.

[@JumpinJAKEFlash]

Same here. He's one of my all time favorite stand-up comedians.

[@NeoJinn]

me 3

Then my leg snapped in half and I was thinkin "Hey, maybe I should get a puppy." LOL

[@colepfeiffer5454]

Smarty The Pants I like how I read this in his voice

[@geordiedynes2088]

I was a kid when I first watched this. Now in my 40's, I've seen him 3 times, and crossed borders to do it; and without a doubt, Brian Regan is my favourite stand-up comedian of all time

[@bricknmotor]

Im sorry

[@ryancarmona290]

The guy above me saying I’m sorry is funnier than this whole bit

[@padrefrancisco66]

One of my favorite comedians.

[@TampaJohn]

My favorite bit of his was in his early days. He was talking about drinking out of a fountain. And the water pressure was really low. And as he was trying to get water out of it, he said in that voice of his. “I’m very thirsty..............I’m PARCHED!” The way he told it had me rolling.

[@wjlintz]

5 laugh-packed minutes. Nobody does it better.

[@duartecanario]

he's a comedy genius

[@johnhollis921]

One of the most underrated and just naturally talented comedians of all time.

[@tybrazeal3223]

I actually had a guy approach me in the store a couple of weeks ago and ask me how to prepare pop tarts. I had to point out the directions on the box and explain the entire pop tart heating algorithm. I had this bit in mind the entire time. I couldn’t believe it was actually happening.

[@budg.6094]

I think this customer was doing a check to see if you would pick up on this classic Brian Regan bit. I would have told him, “Step 1: Toast the Pop Tart!”

[@christopherbramwell8262]

10 step long form directions: Step 1: Open pop tart package. Step 2: Remove pop tart from package Step 3: Have plate ready Step 4: Place pop tart in toaster Step 5: Stand close to toaster Step 6: Remove pop tart Step 7: Enjoy pop tart Step 8: Buy many pop tarts Step 9: Tell many friends about pop tarts Step 10: Repeat

[@NoOrdinaryCreator]

Surprised to know that my favorite comedian is now 60 years old

[@jpfitness_]

Brian Reagan is the BEST!!! I am crying!!!

[@conor8629]

He's one of my favorites ever

[@tapfever7102]

Ur first congrats

[@kevinm8375]

the poptart skit is still one of his best

[@Heavenzvoice]

Kevin M yep equivalent to Gaffigans Hot Pockets! They need to get all the best comedians and do their best food bit. complication.

[@xaenon]

He neglected to mention the directions for heating poptarts on an iron. Yes, the kind of iron you press your clothes with.

[@HollandDamien]

Hard to believe this was almost 20 years ago. Time flies.

[@LuP-n8y]

Can't believe he's not in Seinfeld's new movie about pop tarts!!!

[@SmithsnMoz]

Dudes funny!! THE BEST THING ABOUT HIS COMEDY IS THAT IT'S CLEAN!! .. NO NEED TO DROP F' BOMBS AND SEXUAL STUFF!!. . GREAT COMEDIAN! !

[@peejay4606]

Agreed

[@tykuresa22]

Joseph Greene what is this, AP English? Shut the hell up

[@ralphdougherty1844]

Oh did you get offended?

[@vincentmazur580]

Thats not the best thing about him. Tge best thing is just how damn funny he is.

[@keece8472]

Agreed man! Amen tho

[@TampaJohn]

Brian is definitely one of the best out there.

[@scissors656]

the directions are in the name ! "POP TARTS" unsless you micromanage your toaster, don't worry about it. LOL

[@danoguitar]

Just saw him this year. This guy is the best

[@smoovoperata3242]

2019. Still love Regan

[@Tonioisuptosum]

HOW DO I GET THAT GOODNESS IN ME?!

[@mattlehmann2826]

Hands down, the BEST comedian!!!

[@Penguinssss]

Still amazing all those years ago. He polished those jokes up so nicely for the man on the moon special.

[@autodidacticartisan]

I saw this set when I was like 11 years old, and I haven't stopped thinking about it since. God it feels good to finally hear it again. I'm 23 now btw

[@bricknmotor]

Now your 24!!!!!!!!

[@autodidacticartisan]

@@bricknmotor just turned 25 actually

[@bricknmotor]

@@autodidacticartisan better tell youtube then

[@KungFuMojo]

He's got the George Bush head bopping thing. LOL!

[@nin6246]

This guy is one of my favorite comedians of all time.

[@janoahtindell8999]

Love you ❤️ Brian Regan 💋

[@scruffyeaston]

I love Brian, he’s in my top three favorite comedians. He seemed kinda nervous in this video though, either that or he was out of breath.

[@MONEYwithMARKALBERT]

Brian Regan is one of the funniest guys in stand up!!!

[@edantes2008]

This guy is hilarious, my kind of comedy, thanks for the video.

[@debicongram5546]

Love this guy.

[@guitarandotherthings6090]

Its funny how much deeper our voices continue to get every 10-20 years.

[@bobbymariani2839]

One of my favorite Regan bits

[@PassTheJam]

He has that George Bush permanent look on his face

[@luckyhappyman3195]

XD

[@beautifulbrittany1868]

That's his character.

[@michaelhalstead7532]

Brian is brilliant

[@BaldwinBay]

Brian has paid his dues. Comedy Classic. Did see him one time many years ago. May have been the Comedy Store. Cracked the funny bone! 🃏

[@yazajag]

Omg I felt afraid for him while telling the motorcycle story. You're supposed to go over that stuff before getting on the bike!😂😂😂

[@jtconner7599]

One of the greatest mysteries of all time is why no video of Brian Regan doing George Bush impressions exists.

[@glowingbuddha]

JTConner LOLLL I was just thinking this while watching his head bobs and facial expressions 😂😂

[@coly4ever]

Saw him in “Loudermilk” he is actually a good actor.

[@taylorstrode4763]

He could make 3 fitted suits out that one

[@peejay4606]

I love Brian Regan 😍😘

[@Juan_rivera]

Most clean comedians suck but this guy is hilarious

[@robertodibaggio8181]

"How do I get that goodness in me?".. many a philosopher has pondered...

[@jackedkerouac4414]

It's a monumental achievement that he got Canadians to laugh pretty loud

[@knittylane3016]

As an RN I was aware of an aide who inserted a suppository without removing the wrapper so, yes, I guess all those directions are sometimes necessary. (OWWW,!)

[@timothycrystal2623]

Pop tarts need Air Fryer instructions... that would be delicious

[@orangedrone]

I needed this.

[@facetina]

Truly a master!

[@ritagonzalez1370]

Luv you!! You are absolutely hilarious!

[@Chynabethley011]

Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from?

[@thebrain9384]

Need more, maybe some new stuff? love it.

[@gina8763]

My first time watching this in 2021... laughing to death 😂

[@johnheart6890]

Fantastic!

[@AeonAxisProductions]

"If you need to zap fry your pop tart before heading out the door, you may need to loosen up your schedule" - Brian Regan

[@cedrickmoore5459]

The first time is always best.

[@lillaidbakjr1027]

I M B E C I L L E N

[@stevenphillips6127]

Step 3: Butter unfrosted side after removing from toaster. You're welcome.

[@johnbeauvais3159]

“I put butter on a pop tart it’s so freaking good”

[@MacJunkyFlips]

Best clean comidian

[@darththomarius6751]

See, only a man can make Pop Tarts and the B-seat on a motorcycle funny like this!

[@paulpolpiboon9535]

His eyes are like Ray Liottas haha, sometimes he looks like Will Ferrell, sometimes I think he's a Baldwin brother lol. But his comedy is unmistakable, this man is hilarious loved his Netflix show

[@kevinmock2731]

I laugh every time I see him...so funny!

[@SpandexMan01]

You can eat them cold

[@Heavenzvoice]

James Spidey Esquivel Believe it or not this is my favorite way. Heating them up makes them taste different...

[@MrPAULONEAL]

You barbarian...

[@darrenmarquez3866]

It’s healthier to throw out the pop tarts and eat the cardboard box they came in

[@scootover7]

One of the bosses I use to work for , use to call them flavored cardboard

[@srj34]

I literally never heat them up

[@mickib1592]

For all of you Negative Nellies complaining about old material: I have seen Brian every year since 2008; in 2018 twice, 2019 twice and in 2012 I saw him twice within a week. While there were repeat bits, there was new stuff mixed in also. He is always rotating the old stuff in to introduce it to new audiences. Just the way a brilliant, hard-working comedian ought to! Besides, no one goes to a Pink Floyd concert and complains, "They're doing 'Comfortably Numb' AGAIN??!!" Afford Brian the same grace. He's not the favorite comedian of the top comedians for nothing!

[@EPrimeify]

How come most of the videos on this channel say they're not available in my country? When I live in Canada....

[@richym3899]

Cuz fuck you guys

[@TarikM]

Canada is a country, im not kidding.

[@Cherriedsalmonbowl]

VPN

[@dingleberrythebuttplugger5253]

+River Davison Canadia is not a country.

[@ralphdougherty1844]

America’s hat

[@donniedarko1345]

Saw him live in san diego in 2015. laughed so hard I left with a head ache.

[@joeywomer]

the first step on a box of pop-tarts always baffles me. How would someone not know how to remove the pastries from the pouch?

[@SonnyGTA]

I LIKED this before it even started!!

[@Heavenzvoice]

SonnyGTA me too... I just see his clip, hit like them proceed to watch. Not too many people get that treatment from me.

[@lauramalek3128]

Me too. His routines and Louie Anderson's get a like before viewing every time. No other comics videos get that from me right now.

[@pinkpuppies3113]

He is so funny 😂😂😂😂

[@PyroInTheFace21]

What the fuck was going on in the standup community in the 90's Why are all of their suits waaay too big

[@drumsinsocks]

2:50 Is that Phoebe Waller-Bridge?

[@theomegaconcern9564]

This is when the pop tart bit was new. He refined it

[@CIF-pm7tk]

Brian is great, the only issue I had was I saw him and then 2 years later he came back and I was like, wow, can’t wait! Well, it was 90% the same set.

[@kennethfagan9738]

Hilarious 🤣 🤣🤣

[@RobertHurleyJr]

Started zap frying my pop tarts back when I first heard his bit. I'm not in as much a rush as his bit, but 3-5 seconds to microwave em is more convenient.

[@commonsense7886]

I need more 8...gimme some 8...ask for the 8! I took my gf to the emergency room...it hurt her just to talk...nurse asked her to rate her pain...she almost killed the bastard....ha

[@noveltycrusade]

Legend 🤣

[@maddymud]

Did this piece inspire Jerry’s recent project?

[@davidalexander3320]

My directions 1. Remove poptart from wrapper. 2. Eat poptart.

[@mellownessuperstar2618]

This dude should have been hired by SNL to play George W. Bush... I'm sure it's already been said but I didn't feel like reading and comments.

[@yaakw]

Exactly what i was thinking. The arms and walk.

[@christianhafer9819]

Hysterical.

[@poolman8676]

We want to see him next June, but not paying $120 a ticket here in Calif.

[@ethanfisher5789]

Someone plz get this man a glass of water. Hes got the worst case of cottonmouth. Lol. 420 forever

[@thethingwithfins]

If you're heating up your poptart you're doing it wrong!

[@keece8472]

Amen brother

[@kennatiousc]

this was gonna be my joke;but brian beat me to it.

[@a5dr3]

Master

[@russ7414]

We have POP TART instructions b/c we have people that sue restaurants cuz they didn't know how hot their coffee was.

[@davidwatters424]

They put the directions on there to avoid lawsuits because if you put the wrapper in the toaster and burn your house down and try to sue, they can say at court that you were supposed to follow the directions.

[@greenspringvalley]

Microwave directions because people get the middle too hot. Tosster directions because they toast it with the paper on.

[@greenspringvalley]

Bill Vee are you 2 years old or 3 years old. If 2, then you are excused. If 3, then act your age.

[@dalekdx]

Don't underestimate how stupid people are. My room-mate used to cook frozen pizza with the cardboard that came with it. I had to show him the instructions on the box because he keep insisting he was doing it right.

[@kootrell]

Were they Celeste pizzas? They used to come with a thin crisping disc you would place on top of the box and then the pizza on that. Pretty sure the instructions suggested you microwave the pizza on the box it came in.

[@buttoningpuppet2518]

He looks like a cross between Will Ferrel and Kevin Bacon

[@Daniel_Grgic]

That is very accurate.

[@scissors656]

i tried microwaving one for 3 seconds; and it was still cold.

[@scotthilliard7177]

Hmmmm...did I turn toaster off?!! Killed me.

[@Spoomis]

It was the iron, but I agree. That was pretty funny.

[@scotthilliard7177]

@@Spoomis Damn it!!!! I really gotta start proofreading my messages! I was thinking toaster, because of his earlier joke, and I forgot "the"?!!!! Thanks for cutting me some slack! People are gonna start thinking I'm retarded!!! 🤪🤯! ✌

[@garymcaleer6112]

Brian and Dennis Regan are a rare breed. I always felt sorry for their parents. ☺

[@mickib1592]

He and Dennis actually got their funny bones FROM their parents. Check out Brians "Nunchucks and Flamethrowers" comedy special on Netflix (separate from his comedy miniSERIES also on Netflix); he tells one dad story; hysterical and illuminating at the same time.