Brian Regan - I Walked On The Moon

Closing joke from Brian Regan's standup "I Walked On The Moon"

[@Silvaria928]

"Once I was driving in the Sea of Tranquility...in my LUNAR ROVER"...makes me laugh out loud every time.

[@Judahoob]

here let marco polo speak, he's back with tales of adventure

[@tcjnz86]

🤣🤣🤣

[@johnstephen399]

"Pin the blue ribbon upon his chest." Regan's delivery and timing is simply peerless.

[@fluentinsilence]

You see the punchline coming from far away and it's still hilarious.

[@Lumpycpu]

the mock eating towards the end just makes this perfect

[@embracetruthecho]

I love Brian Regan. He's the best comedian in the world. His facial expressions are so hilarious

[@JinKee]

Best comedian on the moon, too

[@richardcalisi9188]

oh man I watched him since the 90's he's too funny.. Have you seen him in Loudermilk?

[@spar0035]

This guy basically summed up modern day social media way before it was fully formed into the narcissistic cesspool it is today 😂😂😂

[@biggusdickus1689]

People have always been inane and selfish they just weren't easily able to broadcast it to the world until now.

[@MrSchulz777]

We're evolving lol

[@PhantoMace2012]

I died at “HALT WITH YOUR TWO WISDOM TOOTH TALE!!!”

[@876r876rf]

It's his delivery that's absolutely brilliant.

[@ryandatkinson]

Nobody can top Brian Regan's fake eating talents.

[@sjplwc]

I'll tell ya, whatever he was eating, I want some! He makes it look delicious!

[@mickib1592]

Or his throne-sitting talent!!

[@mishking9547]

@@mickib1592 Pantamime expert

[@Willysmb44]

This is so true. I met someone who's walked on the moon recently and he confirmed that indeed, people suddenly stop their 'me-centric' ways once they know they're in the same room as an astronaut.

[@jeffbaer5851]

Oh yeah? Well I met the SAME person.... ON THE MOON!!!!! We were having a conversation and he confirmed the same thing YOUR guy confirmed... but we were in ZERO GRAVITY in the SEA OF TRANQUILITY!!! (Lifts imaginary fork to mouth...)

[@princekamoro3869]

@@jeffbaer5851 I know. I was there, I AM the moon. Not many people up here to have a conversation with, though. Just the occasional comet. "HEEEEY," "Heeey." [in tiny font] "byyee."

[@Hkren579]

Hands down a classic... Watched it a quadrizillion times.. Damn funny

[@pbrooks4040]

i watched it a quadrizillion + 1 times.

[@gidleykevin]

@@pbrooks4040 ha! quadrizillion and 3 here... yeah you heard that correctly

[@pbrooks4040]

@@gidleykevin looks like i’ll never catch up! time for another view.

[@gidleykevin]

@@pbrooks4040 :)

[@imdonho]

Man.I have watched this umpteen times,and it is still the best.Thanks for the post.

[@grhtex]

I've watched it umpteen times plus once more! Me monster strikes again😀

[@maxomdahl4700]

Very funny guy !!! No foul language which is rare these days....

[@plev10]

To quote The Dude: "The fuck you talking about?"

[@zyxwut321]

Yes, no rare language these days which is foul.

[@mericanwoman]

This never gets old

[@youngfeller5376]

Getting a start as a comedian can be very rough and stressful. Especially starting out. Having experience in this field I can tell you Brian has the best delivery of any one I have seen. He is just brilliant

[@jcarpro]

possibly my favorite standup comedian of ALL TIME!!! Absolutely love this guy!!!!

[@robertamato358]

Brian always makes me laugh uncontrollably until my belly hurts! He has always been one of my favorite comics. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gordonhackman]

Me too

[@genewilliams617]

The man is a gem.

[@nedkruse8604]

I think that's my favorite bit from Brian Regan .

[@Paulco67]

An expert comedian. Superb delivery

[@mdglazerman]

I need to see this guy live one day. Very very funny !!

[@cardmagicmathias]

Mark Glazerman I saw him live a few week ago and it was amazing! definitely go if he is in town.

[@psilocube3968]

He's starting to get kinda old, buddy. Better get on it.

[@sammyspaniel6054]

Well, 5 years should have been long enough to land a show. How was it?

[@kristinpfanku3927]

Saw him in Reno 7 months ago. Not a weak sketch in the show. Hysterical!

[@waterywingz]

Saw him couple yrs back in Atlantic City. My friends n my cheeks were all sore as heck from laughing too long

[@riptide76]

One of the best bits in the history of stand-up comedy. 👍🏻

[@caroleburris9684]

All I want is some of that chip and dip...it looks good

[@brianregan1698]

Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from?

[@Chippy3]

The “Me Monster”. A classic!

[@catsgonom]

My dad does that shit to me all the time. Always has to top me in "I have had it worse than you" conversations.

[@sarahmeyers1773]

That’s called narcissism!

[@sparklemonkey11]

This may be the greatest comedian out there!

[@johnnyllooddte3415]

i used to fly 747s and military stuff.... im pretty shy, and at parties im usually hiding in the kitchen, helping and cleaning etc.. and people pass thru the kitchen and we talk.. theres always that ONE ME GUY in the den beating up everyone elses stories.. so when he gets too obnoxious the hosts come get me.. and ask me to tell a tall tale.. im also from texas, so i can exaggerate and beat the hell out of the guy with a similar story to his about 1000x times grander.. then we go back to listening to the little ol ladies and there sweet little stories.. he doesnt say another world all night.. and i go back to the kitchen ahahahaha

[@eastonporter7161]

Dude I tried watching this at night but I laughed so hard I got caught.

[@ericryan2401]

One of the best bits ever! Beware the Me Monster.

[@warptek]

Fuck, he is so funny. I almost lost my breath.

[@ShawnaGraham50]

His delivery is awesome

[@RIOTPUNK1977]

Haha.. Instant classic..! Genius..!

[@pyannaguy]

Brilliant stuff! What a Pro - I've always dug Brian Regan!

[@brianregan1698]

Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from!

[@pyannaguy4361]

@@brianregan1698 Big Island of Hawaii for years now, Brian....but by way of L.A., Tucson, Las Vegas, San Diego. My mom used to say I was like horse sh*t: all over the road! I didn't say it was funny...it was just a thing she said. Old Mom! When something was really tedious, close work? She said it was like pickin' flyshit outta pepper! ..She was classy!

[@brianregan1698]

@@pyannaguy4361 😂 that's really funny And so glad you're one of my great fan,and wish to meet you in person one day as you always wish

[@adrianojames8388]

I have a friend who lives in Evergreen and him , mystlf and two other guys would get together to play cribbage . Things would always be relaxed till he starts drinking his gin and tonics , once the second one is gone , the Me Monster would magically make an appearance, and the line "you know what I mean" would follow each example of his travels with marco polo on the Silk Road. Finally , one time I said , " Jimmy , do you know you're the only person I know whose favorite subject is yourself?" The Me Monster disappeared that night .

[@howardrobinson4938]

Uh...um...well. Uh..how do I say this. One of the funniest pieces of social commentary ever put to moving picture and recorded sound.

[@KobaAM]

Pin the blue ribbon upon his chest...

[@chimchim90210]

I love this bit!!

[@standoughope]

0:10 Step aside Baldwin, for we've found the greatest Trump impersonation ever!

[@elizabethwharton1669]

🤣🤣🤣

[@RoseBudpony1]

I love comedy people, if it’s clean or funny and I get it, then it’s the best, or like if they tell there life stories with humor, it’s the best too, they just get it out.

[@marlow769]

He even makes the “eating bites” between comments look real…and funny.

[@nichailajacques7701]

Hollered at every punchline!

[@BrianMChampion]

I had FIVE wisdom teeth pulled at one time (TRUE STORY--I had an extra one [take that, 4 wisdom teeth people]). Thus proving his point.

[@haveaniceday6886]

HALT! I had 17 pulled and.....

[@brucec43]

That's nuthin'

[@waterywingz]

Pin the blue ribbon upon ur chest 🥇

[@Realbillball]

Five you say? Well I had six pulled out.....while on the Moon. So there!

[@tomindenver1331]

My girlfriend had all four wisdom teeth pulled the day before Thanksgiving. They gave her Tylenol-not even Tylenol 3-for the pain. Good thing her boyfriend-me-was a rock radio morning show joc. I kept her high and fed her oatmeal for three days. We're now celebrating our 34th year of marriage.

[@bigfatno]

I know quite a lot of people like this. Whenever I want to chip in with a life experience story, I'm either run over, or get the "well, this one time..." I've finally gotten to the point in my life knowing my stories are way better than theirs, and I'll just repeat those great stories time and time again with friends and family so they're not forgotten. The Me Monster can suck it.

[@adrianojames8388]

And the thing that gets me is there are absolutely Me Monsters and Captain You Planets lurking just outside of ear range just waiting for their opportunity to pounce when you make the mistake of leaving that chance for them wide open ....

[@passionfly1]

Me Monster: "I had 12 impacted wisdom teeth pulled on the moon..." 🤣🤣🤣 Brian Regan is a supremely funny comedian! This is the type of comedian you wish was your neighbor or relative.

[@pontificusvascillious5287]

who hasn't walked on the moon? i've already been to MARS ... and back ... thinking about going AGAIN!

[@mickib1592]

Ah hahahaha! Haven Today, a Christian radio program just played an excerpt from this bit!!!!! You've finally arrived, Bri-one!!!! LOLOL

[@jakeelsner2963]

The Me-Monster! Classic!!

[@kristinpfanku3927]

Funniest guy alive! A master!

[@brianregan1698]

Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from?

[@Shane661]

Fantastic.

[@philpeterson4545]

Seventy four Me Monsters don’t find this video funny.

[@Realbillball]

Increased to 85 as we speak. They are offended, you see ;)

[@adrianojames8388]

That's because they have been exposed !!! Lolololo

[@yoyomatang]

me....ME......MMMEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

[@skittler335]

He is the best "fake eater" ever. :)

[@SoggySoxSaga]

That's nothing. I drove my starship through the center of Neptune while having open heart surgery. Seriously, Brian is my ll time favorite!

[@caramonmajere447]

I love this sketch because I DID have 5 wisdom teeth, lol! And they were all impacted..... I had a mutant tooth above my top right jawline. The surgeon used a dental "floorjack" to make me open wide enough for surgery. It tore my right cheek a little. He had to drill, from inside my mouth, up into my sinus cavity to extract the 5th tooth. It was so painful that I woke up twice during IV sedation. Afterwards, the left side of my face looked normal, yet the right side swelled so much that I couldn't see out of my right eye. The surgeon, a 63yo veteran, informed me that I was the most difficult surgery he's ever performed. Then he handed me 5 vicodins......5 of them to handle the hardest surgery of his old crusty life. What a fuckin dick head! I ate them all by the 2nd morning!

[@bkzland]

You were a WaRThoG!1

[@Shane661]

That's nothing....let me tell you what happened during MY surgery...

[@TheM5guy]

*Stopping you at the 5 wisdom teeth* I had 9 wisdom teeth removed

[@TheQakman]

@@Shane661 That’s nothing, I had to do major surgery on myself. Lol

[@michaelcooper1079]

Awesome!!!

[@roberthesse7430]

I have a seven wisdom tooth story. It always kills.

[@TheKrighter]

Brilliant.

[@ryankylecross]

Gold

[@neuro5547]

144p... we meet again.. -.-

[@Realbillball]

I too have that same social fantasy.

[@jefferywheaton40]

as an oral and maxillofacial surgeon I can recommend this bit, especially the part about the wisdom teeth

[@okboomer1340]

Yeah but have you been on the moon?

[@pnutbutrncrackers]

I know -- he even makes his voice sound like he's got a bit of food in his mouth. LOL

[@danielwilsonnufc85]

I am a ME MONSTER. I cant help it 🤣

[@edwardbonetti]

Hilarious!!!

[@PsychoticGirl2023]

1:46 This gave me a great idea.

[@westernenglishgirl]

i've told a 2 wisdom teeth story it went nowhere

[@KyChristensen]

Halt! Halt with your two wisdom tooth tale!

[@heathergalish8417]

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[@crossthreadaeroindustries8554]

For those Me Monsters - "Are you listening or just waiting to talk?" Other thing, I had all my w. teeth out at once, knew I probably would never schedule a second visit after having 2 pulled. I had a bruise on my face that was the handprint of the dentist gripping my jaw, no kidding.

[@mclifer]

No politics thank God.

[@rffgfsdsdsd9060]

I got my wisdom teeth removed AND A TOOTH THAT WAS STUCK IN THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH EXPOSED! I WIN!!!

[@eS-ql7vm]

I had that happen and I had it removed without anesthesia

[@TheMrcoolguy77]

Now I do!

[@drummer703]

The first man to walk on the moon died today

[@dvdatkinson811]

GAME GAMPS

[@blakecwilson]

MEEEEEEE!

[@MetroidFTW]

Thank you, Game Grumps!

[@pollon52gal]

@LisaBaby67 OMG HE HAS ONE LIKE THAT???? AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@buggirl333]

BEWARE THE ME MONSTER!!!!!!!!! :)

[@korinet1891]

He reused this joke in the newest comedy called stand up and away

[@Aethelia]

I want one of the 12 people who walked on the moon to comment on this video.

[@markavell7111]

Ivr been on da Moon!!!!

[@eldonhoward7925]

😂😂😂

[@Judahoob]

and then me myself or i and then i and then myself and then me me i couldnt tell this one about i cuz then i was talking about myself and then me mee meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jongroubert4203]

I'm a three-time Jeopardy champion. That shuts people up.

[@quantanglement]

That aint nuthin'. I'm a 4 time champion - and we filmed the show under water , using an obscure language from ancient Mesopotamia I had to master on the spot - with a school of great whites circling us constantly......

[@SteveSabbai]

People lie A LOT.

[@graciedison]

Somewhere in the 1:20's there's a guy laughing like Peter griffin.

[@brianregan1698]

😅 Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from

[@geoffiroth]

Gimble gramps

[@UnderageToddlers]

This guy kind of reminds me of Jim Gaffigan

[@jbadaluco]

you...ME. you..ME. see the difference!

[@quackkedupfunnygirl]

I win because I have a 5 wisdom teeth story. ;~)

[@phoenixnorth504]

had 5 remov

[@hfb129]

Yeah well I had 17 removed!

[@AgentMull]

I win because I don't have wisdom teeth.

[@patrickcolon8809]

Larry Holmes once used me as a human punching bag on national television .......... Randall "Tex" Cobb

[@MarkLipka]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@btsparkjimin1888]

Jaja

[@xlaythe]

Fuck I'm guilty of the 4 wisdom teeth thing

[@joseluismariscalreyes8721]

Freezing I'm not bluffing

[@SuperZez]

0:18: OH MY GOD HE'S TURNING INTO CTHULHU!

[@mr.carter7747]

I can't see through the pixels

[@TheNutshaq]

Hey it’s kinda hot toda- THAT AINT NOTHING I USED TO LIVE IN YUMA ARIZONA WHERE TEMPERATURES GOT TO 115 DEGRE- *YOU THINK THATS BAD?! I LIVED IN DEATH VALLEY WHERE IT IS ALW-* *I L I V E I N H E L L*

[@LisaCupcake]

He's hilarious. I'm dying to find the clip of him talking about the politician who wants to taze 7 year olds. lol

[@embracetruthecho]

OMG - That one is so hilarious. Everything he does is insanely hilarious.

[@rsix000]

Brian, if u read this could u do this: Something about chores, truthfulness, cars.

[@sammyspaniel6054]

Beware of the me monster