Deon Cole - Listening Will Get You Any Woman

[@eerereps]

Lol! him openly taking notes was hilarious!

[@EricLeafericson]

If he were an open micer in Portland, everyone would complain about him and say he's not funny and is "unprofessional." Open micer comics suck man. I can't wait until I write enough jokes to do road shit. Need a year or more to get another 10 really good minutes.

[@gamingbytay4673]

EricLeafericson tf

[@EricLeafericson]

@@gamingbytay4673 Kinda high overshare, sry

[@FFRpie4thewin]

@@EricLeafericson imagine thinking that's not part of the bit

[@MsDivinelight]

Always is

[@naztetv8862]

The bit with the notepad is genius. It's like a cheat code for a laugh. Even if a joke bombs hard, scratching it off of the notepad immediately gets a laugh and digs you out of that hole. That is a damn clever trick to use on stage.

[@kaptainzdragon5478]

But now no one can use it because someone accuse them of stealing material from Deon Cole.

[@superrookie-1]

@@kaptainzdragon5478 if you're doing a local show the you can use it

[@therebellion96]

The jokes really were good. The crowd just wasn't on the same page - no pun intended.

[@ramonpeters9608]

He's easily one of the most underrated comedians

[@ThexXxXxOLOxXxXx]

If i have time to enjoy comedy i watch Dave Chappelle best comedian who ever walked this earth.

[@GinaJonesStillettoQueen]

Not really. He as well as Wanda Sykes wright comedy for people

[@klynch572]

Don't know if he's underrated. He's on 2 tv shows (at the same time), plus he had a hilarious Netflix special

[@jovancole8014]

DBZ is Real the 🎥 not cartoons.

[@honesto8457]

Easy Name why does it matter? He is funny

[@deaconnavarro160]

The best part is him blatantly starting the next joke without being subtle 😂

[@warriorandchildofgod2425]

Ikr lol

[@bnpzarie9511]

"i don't know no ninjas" lawl

[@stefdelev]

Half of the audience didn't get it lol

[@TheyCallMe_TC]

😂😂😂😂

[@TurnpikeTib]

BNP Zarie I almost pissed myself with that joke.

[@cello_thomaz1557]

4💀💀💀💀⚰⚰⚰⚰

[@adamjupiter1]

Funniest part

[@Newbornvintage18]

This crowd wack, "Where we goin..to heaven" hilarious

[@zebrakiss100]

The stand up was funny as shit..he just did it in front of the wrong audience

[@la-ly3eo]

Nah y’all It’s diff types of laughter I’ve been to shows and there’s knee slapping comedy and there’s stomach it like a 8 pack comedy

[@alyxskyler]

They were laughing??

[@bam7542]

Ong i was in here crying😂😂😂

[@Mike-ii1vz]

Right they was slow to catch on lol

[@bewimotos]

this place seem to have the worst audience, bill burr also did a show here, and crowd was super lame

[@disneydreamer8147]

That audience was dry! I would have been cracking up! 🤣🤣🤣

[@la-ly3eo]

Rita So Sweet there are diff types of laughter

[@abdinho119z]

@@la-ly3eo true but this audience was as dry as an itchy scalp

[@LordZevv]

I swear. I'm in my house ROLLING ya heard me

[@SmoothGoddess213]

@@abdinho119z I'm weak😂😂😂. But this is a fact.

[@nhdarling2]

It’s cause y’all black

[@LonghornsLegend]

I've always loved how he takes notes during his sets😂😂 I never saw anyone do that before him it's so original and hilarious and I always wait for him to do it during his sets

[@EMMoney8806]

The ninja joke went over their heads until he had to expound on it! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@marvelousmarvelous2529]

😂 😂...

[@p0rnany0ne]

Thought he was going to cross that one out on his notepad

[@nadotime4810]

the lady in blue at 2:35 definitely didn't get that joke. For better or for worse tbh 😂😂😂

[@bigislander72]

He could have just stick with the punchline...that had me laughing so hard!

[@anikaparker1077]

😂 My first thought, "They don't get it."

[@alejandrobles]

He looks like the baby of Denzel Washington and Terry Crews

[@chaosapiant]

I see a bit of an older, buffer, smoother Donald Glover.

[@flickanrimsky]

10x hotter than any of them

[@ismailmarican8297]

@@flickanrimsky even Denzel? I understood the rest but Denzel is like every women dream man..

[@SilkyLew]

So he look like another black guy?

[@jun_kage]

I literally just clicked because he is hot

[@oddly.alright529]

That cleaning your ears with a q-tip thing is so true....i was literally cleaning my ears at 2am when he said that and was like, "dude, I know!!!"

[@jennyschatocastle6123]

I think I'm at a point where my ears bleed because I clean them every morning just to get that sensation.😭🥰

[@gulianatanner2352]

“I don’t know no ninjas!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@KerayZ]

What he said is true about listening, women like a guy who actually listens

[@tmac9938]

or at least a man who "seems" like he's listening

[@peytonbell5637]

tmac9938 no, she right, they like a man that listens but the ASSHOLE is getting ghe pussy.

[@tmston2]

Peyton Bell listen & respond to what they sayin tho

[@Fallenmichael81]

I hear you.

[@endofanera1983]

Peyton Bell you’re right. Women these days have a man on standby to fulfill different needs. One listens, one fucks, one gives them money, one feeds them etc.

[@Ghostcamel]

Not yet...? O.K.

[@nirvarene25us]

Ghostcamel lol

[@marshallshebillah3026]

Ghostcamel 😆😂😂

[@blackanonymous7215]

Am I the only one who has developed a crush on Deon Cole?

[@arnelevans25]

Black Anonymous Sweetheart, you're not the only one

[@aleebea]

Always had a low key crush on him.

[@n.b.0212]

Black Anonymous No! He's sexy asf!!

[@scorpion777silvermoon3]

He is soooo sexy..

[@trentrubenacker9718]

Nope.

[@BTokinn]

Deon has always been funny

[@simplesitysista]

Since def jam with the same note pad. Happy he made it on his own terms

[@giareneeble]

Has he always been this fine??? Omg Deon Cole could get it literally anytime.

[@MisssKayy]

He lost a lot of weight!

[@CloudWind0643]

He was once a fat man.

[@mominor6913]

With that pretty ass smile

[@mariecampbell3373]

Ikr👀

[@Moneyluv-e1z]

I can tell some people didn't get the bat joke😂😂😂

[@moneyspider1]

+Princess Lovely: That joke cracked me up, especially when he got to the "Click" part. "How you gon hang up on a text message?" LOL

[@MrBrizzle1]

Care to explain ? Cause I didn't get it.. 😅

[@MrBrizzle1]

Oh wait, got it, but funny tho..

[@قناةأصواتالطبيعة-س8ز]

@@MrBrizzle1 Click!

[@MsDivinelight]

Omg i just got it

[@princessfly11]

Wow, he's kind of...attractive when he's not playing a lunatic (Blackish) lol.

[@austonelopez111]

Naila

[@user-xg6ku5wh2j]

Hahaha

[@minimonkeymasher8888]

Blackish? What is that supposed to mean?

[@iDreamOfJeanii]

Mini Monkey Masher it’s the name of the show he’s on lol.

[@vernonpaigejr.1517]

@@minimonkeymasher8888 TV Show

[@ixon4330]

Deon is one of the best comidians in the world !

[@matlola1000]

Woah settle down there

[@j_citikitty]

Then why'd he have 2 steal that thug picture joke

[@marcusmorris450]

He from Chicago what do you expect everybody from Chicago either comedians or killers shit I should know cuz I'm both lol

[@art_santora]

He's my favorite right now. His punchlines have a slow burn impact that's really gratifying.

[@alecgross12]

I like how his example of listening to a woman is just standing there yelling advice at her, lol

[@JerseyGirlForLife609]

You don't have a clue do you????

[@sweetiepie4328]

That's how my man is

[@sinazotame2411]

I would so love that 😩

[@somedudesmom9540]

so accurate about the ear cleaning

[@harrislam]

The moment he actually had to explain the ninja joke I died a little inside.

[@albertardiscohn4900]

Dion's great I love his character on blackish so original

He's hilarious on there

[@ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon]

Deon* the spelling is literally in the title

[@potmeetkettle]

@Malcolm.X.Machina He must got that iPhone too 😂

[@christophercrayton7511]

The bat joke had me dying... Click LMAO 😭

[@yutoob6181]

That q-tip thing is FAXX

[@cartersmom0629]

Checking off the jokes is genius because he can easily segway into the next joke with no problem.

[@Regimeshifts]

Where my ninjas at?

[@lawrencedavid8159]

X gon give it to ya

[@nkulingqola6192]

I love his voice

[@ThatHoodlum19]

The whole taking notes and trying jokes he’ wrote’ down, is next level funny. He pulls it off so well lol it adds to the end of a joke too. Bonus laughs!

[@shnitacamps4870]

It’s like the older he gets the better he looks 😍

[@sreeharylaiju]

this guy is awesome... wheres ma ninjas 😂😂

[@conflicc5505]

It's funny i remeber deon cole waaay back on comic view with the note pad talking all slow...

[@csldc]

The note-taking schtick was genius. Way too funny.

[@sj2twentythree]

Can we talk about how Deon Cole keeps getting finer as he gets older? When he was younger he looked like Sid from Ice age now my mans Thicc Slim.

[@Robopercy]

He started working out lol.. This looks about halfway through his transformation to me tbh, he’s definitely lost weight from when he first did the notepad bit

[@lanamac1150]

He just hung up on a txt msg.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@viclr33]

Watched this set so many times but I still Keep laughing. Ahh soul food

[@josave8563]

That hang-up joke is platinum!! 🤣

[@robertocruztv6097]

Dude is funnier then most comedians don’t sleep on Deon Cole

[@HamburgerMolester]

Been waiting for someone to point out how good Q-tips feel. Thought I was the only one.

[@bjpalm1994]

“Not yet? Ok.”🤣🤣

[@QuincyCarr]

I'm a 20 yr vet in this comedy biz with some national TV success / exposure, but Deon always inspires me to write better!

[@Reesetopher]

Uhhh quick biography flex ?

[@joeylee6094]

He still doin shows? He's quite good! haha

[@Newbornvintage18]

Dawwwwg the bat joke is HILARIOUS

[@OizysA]

First time seeing him n hes honestly so great😂 so underrated. His delivery is great

[@TheSkm201]

This man is gorgeous!!!

[@pacoloco4509]

Lmaoooooo "where's my ninjas!!" 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mellowcanuck33]

"Ninja please!" - Black Dynamite.

[@marcustumblinii9438]

The bat joke had me dying

[@ayandamafuyeka1952]

Mind explaining it to me because I don't understand it.

[@mexicanjesus8482]

@@ayandamafuyeka1952 What has a small d and hangs upside down? A bat. What has a big d and hangs up? The original caller hangs up. You got it?

[@munashe89]

the joke went over a lot of peoples heads its hilarious 😂

[@isaiahritchie2157]

anybody else here because he was the funniest in Barbershop 3?

[@martixboywill]

Lmao hell yes

[@jonnyhuavohoy1410]

+Raishaun Lamar "translated" I am from Chicago and know him. I see him all the time. (no charge)

[@isaiahritchie2157]

+Raishaun Lamar translation yall some hatin ass niggas

[@jonnyhuavohoy1410]

I dont hate people just speak and write properly and using niggas in a sentence makes you very ignorant. Your only holding yourself down man. (no charge)

[@isaiahritchie2157]

+Jonnyhuavo Hoy respect I was mainly talkin to that other dude

[@victor_okpala]

I love. His smile...❤️🌄

[@chrismoreno2394]

I always click on Deon Cole videos.

[@ARMYsince2015]

He's got me crying tears at 2 am. He's good

[@duncanraphael5785]

Wow.Coincidence..I'm watching this at 1:58am

[@michael5654]

My favorite joke by him is the junk food thing. "Stop eating that shit. You already know how it tastes. It's delicious."

[@TheSpanishzombie]

Man he fucking funny

[@Kinobambino]

That note taking was genius.

[@cgray5559]

Deon Cole looks just like Sho Nuff from last dragon

[@Sam-me5pl]

almost looks like eddie murphy

[@CurrentlySeekingDopamine]

Yes he does!! 😂

[@tayartbae8406]

Yooooo😂😂😂😂😂

[@lolaangel7242]

now that u mention it. 😂😂😂😂

[@darkmuladar]

H-Town

[@OMalacarn]

great, clever mind. Good comedian, perfect writer

[@missmarionlewis]

Mabel actually is my grandmother's name lol

[@cguytheguy6739]

The hanging up joke is hilarious

[@Darksun30]

I LOVE the old Deon, taking notes for on the job training. 😂😂

[@minkrobeII]

that q-tip joke was epic

[@nduncan79]

Just listen. He so right. This whole thing is hilarious.

[@coolhundred21]

Anybody else here because of the netflix show?

[@ixon4330]

UmlzaGliYWxlbg0K no I'm because they promess me some cookies... ? but I can't see them... it's ok I'll wait...

[@zuul902]

nope. Here because I saw a clip of him somewhere else and I decided to look him up

[@KitsuneGod28]

@@zuul902 same here

[@preciousbrown7962]

Deon Cole is hilarious

[@lucyleary4356]

Been binging Grown-ish . That character he plays is so crazy! Great show

[@rickthewriter7083]

Been watching his stand ups for a while now 😁

[@russellcyr4867]

Discovered him by accident a couple of days ago and got tix to see him in a couple of weeks

[@richardrequena1675]

Anyone else here that remembers him from his Conan days?

[@fishgrz125]

“I looked like a Newborn calf”!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thevalenciagaa]

He’s extremely affective lol. It’s that grown fine lol.

[@kylekimber]

Damn. I feel bad. He bombed hard. You can tell at the end by looking at the audience that literally no one is laughing. The editor has "sweetened" the audio by piping in some laugh tracks. It's crazy because his closing bit about the phone has absolutely crushed other audiences. It really goes to show how difficult standup is.

[@sharitastinson109]

He's been funny since I was a kid!!

[@mt4ds]

Oh come on that ninjas line was classic 😁😁

[@ShadyProductionsMC]

3:34 this ladies reaction has to be the best part tbh. im crying

[@passion4posh]

i love his stand up.

[@stephonblackman9411]

Every time I see him I think of Denzel he would be a great casting as Denzel in a biopic

[@wolflunatic5093]

Great show in Baltimore yesterday!

[@jeylanimoalim9554]

Well the notepad was veryyy clever and performed sickly (in a good way)

[@lesliel2333]

😂😂😂 "I don't know no Ninjas..." Lol

[@eduardoyepez7358]

“I don’t know no ninjas” 😂 😂

[@jashanestone]

Classic Deon Cole.. 😂😂😂

[@PatriciaPiazzarollo]

I love him ! ❤️🥰😂😂

[@reneebrady8389]

LOVE this guy! Just found him and have been binge watching all of his clips like a creepy ex or something but MAN he's funny!!

[@theenlykvnhr5707]

This bit will never get old

[@thephoenix2176]

Per the title, some of us do not know when to pause...either a journal or a temp dude who want to listen just clearing cobwebs 🤩

[@troymoitt5248]

Deon Cole is a beast

[@claraht.6999]

I'll take a dozen of him,please. Very funny.

[@WavyyCam]

I was waiting for him to remember he left Eustice on the side of the road 😂

[@theanonymouscomic8106]

He is the black chappelle

[@strauqq1]

I remember this. I was laughing so hard.

[@electricturtle3326]

3:05 I had just gotten out of the shower and was cleaning my ears...

[@rigneyellsworth1414]

I thought I was the only one with the itchy ears, that feel so good with the Q-tips 😩

[@TreewwwyYzzerdd]

"I dont know no ninjas" bruh

[@EchoRhythmMusic]

I think he actually uses the jokes they like and discard the ones he don’t because I heard these before lol

[@PHE-nomenon]

The whole entirety of it is his 'set'. You've seen this set more than once is all.

[@janiceporcher-hall3832]

Yes for the q-tip lol

[@Jayzone702]

Idk what was up with the audience. The last joke with his friend on the phone had me legit crying 😂

[@okiboogie]

Cleaning your ears with a qtip is FACTS!!!