Hannibal Buress - Your Prayers Mean Nothing

#HannibalBuress on how much he hates his teenage cousin, not putting a napkin on his lap at restaurants, and why he doesn't want your prayers.
#HannibalBuressStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2011.
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[@MrCarmenator8]

The most awkwardly confident person I’ve ever seen

[@saltyseadog4719]

Yah

[@grapenutz1137]

Lovely close...triple Lindy

[@christopherayettey4390]

Very true lol

[@conorwalsh767]

Ken Kennington 9k then you haven’t met me.

[@spookem6610]

I don’t think you’ve met an awkward person before

[@couponville1]

he looks just like his comedy

[@csagouki]

Ann M hahahahaha YES!!

[@Ashutt92]

Ann M black?

[@aafloofy]

Fuck I couldn’t have thought of a better comment... so true. Genius 😂😂🤣

[@mrmoedini]

Wow! Flawless technique!

[@benjaminfreitag9231]

@@Ashutt92 No, small eyes, glasses or whatever else more makes him seem like he is

[@TravelWriteLive]

"That is grown-up shit, I'm planning out my life." King shit.

[@healingIRT]

Seriously tho

[@barnaclescum7011]

Alpha male

[@aryasenaputra3226]

Pure chad

[@neonfroot]

Adults who emphasize their age as justification for vulgar activities are adolescent.

[@remylindsay207]

Even blind people know what hannibal buress looks like

[@cloud67899]

No, they don't ? Unless you're making a racial joke about him being black, which raises the question why waste ya time like that go build a car

[@remylindsay207]

@@cloud67899 bruh he just has a unique voice and way of speaking that I think really fits him, it's just a joke

[@christianromero6567]

Professor Bosshardt chill out homie why so serious?

[@cloud67899]

@@christianromero6567 weedman late afff that's why lol but nah this dude need a lil more credit just a lil more lol bless you tho fam

[@cloud67899]

@@remylindsay207 well, bless you then

[@alexfehrenbacher7217]

His comedy doesn’t follow a timeline, he just jumps around from bit to bit without really thinking about it

[@gazmodo1192]

I think because he only had a couple of minutes for this set. I saw him do a full 120minute standup set and he had good continuity and great audience interactions the whole set, super funny

[@nickmartinez8178]

That’s kind of his thing, it’s spit ball comedy.

[@daedae2490]

He brought it all together at the end

[@superscatboy]

Except it all comes together at the end, revealing that the whole thing is carefully planned, and that he put time and effort into thinking about it.

[@iansteelmatheson]

ya it's because he was mentored by Mitch Hedberg, who was all about that. his delivery is a lot like Mitch's too.

[@DidCapone]

Hannibal looks like a Nigerian priest

[@jernie9384]

He'd be a Priest in every existing Nation

[@sheikhm.haseeb4974]

Pasta

[@j.a.8969]

I would like this comment but it's at 123 right now

[@santiagocyckowski5732]

How's this so accurate

[@unrulykash3830]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@XanderGimbel]

"don't pray for me, make me a sandwich or something"

[@gurusmurf5921]

and flick pickle juice on it, for flavor.

[@wasi6798]

@@gurusmurf5921 11-12 flicks usually does it

[@MrBassist1996]

And that will be the quote I use on my future tombstone

[@commandercaptain4664]

@@gurusmurf5921 Nasty. Put hot sauce on mine.

[@gmk9321]

Alright I’ll pray while I make that sandwich

[@guilldea]

Hannibal running is something I wanna see before I die

[@danwassen2178]

Have you seen tag?

[@MadDogEddie]

I bet you've seen the grizzly bear interview by now. He makes it halfway across the room and is already winded.

[@cicada7788]

Watch TAG

[@WaffleShortage]

get this boi in some track cleats doing hurdles.

[@HampterClam]

MrGladBEASTftw that was the funniest thing I’ve ever read and pictured 🤣🤣🤣

[@joeroche406]

its great to see MF Doom trying stand up

[@mossesmoreno8321]

This comment is unrated.

[@henrlima87]

@@mossesmoreno8321 do you mean underrated? Cause its clearly rated. With the thumbs up....

[@macbruno357]

All caps when you spell the man's name.

[@The_Capo671]

@@macbruno357 yeh

[@SpyCrabsUnite]

Lol shut up

[@kaalen24]

Life is about balance. That joke was absolute gold.

[@amic8]

when he said he's 28 i freaked out..he looks like he's in his 40s

[@Sammyv17]

He also looks 28 though so I don't know what's going on.

[@ChiefVizier]

@TheMANshow1000 Exactly

[@savagemcduck7088]

Hannibal will forever look 39.

[@gguioa]

goddamn I'm his age and look like his son

[@1994Trill]

He looks younger now

[@dustincupples7735]

"Dont pray for me, make me a sandwich or something" I'm adopting this new life motto

[@Overlordough1201]

"Please keep me and my family out of your thoughts - unless you want to make us sandwiches." A quote to live by, and demand of people.

[@ezzong]

What a classically handsome man.

[@satin2142]

"IM SO CLASSICALLY HANDSOME"

[@AdolfDahmer]

Really more of a post modern look to me

[@daamazinfatb0y752]

Right from the get go I'm sittin there like "man wtf?" every joke just sounds so...like...I can't comprehend his thinking hahahaha, its so childish but so grown up hahahahaa. Its brilliant haha!

[@DannyMarschall]

I know!!

[@ultraviolet_C]

daAmazin FatB0y it's kinda like the stand up version of a tumblr shitpost

[@jwardbass4452]

+Phoenix 279 why tumblr?

[@ae7698]

Look up Mitch hedburg, he’s very similar and actually helped Hannibal get famous when he himself blew up.

[@no_peace]

That's for babies

[@jeremyjay1000]

00:58 😂 When he startled half the audience.

[@1994Trill]

Lmaooo

[@ItsCriti]

Hahaha

[@DrazydBaraka]

They jumped! 😂😂😂

[@blackpat]

😂😂😂

[@edvargas4159]

Lmfao

[@curtisbrownr09]

He's got a point. There's no point in praying if you're not going to do something. Faith without works is dead being alone.

[@TheOneTrueClovehitch]

And I'd ask what the point of faith is at all at that point normally, but considering I'm trying to learn chemistry, and also considering the fact that even though I'm agnostic, mental health is still part of medicine and medicine is science, it'd be foolish of me to completely toss it aside, so even if it's simply a placebo or a motivator or some other third thing I'm not thinking of, who am I to judge? If it works for some people, that's their business and it's ok.

[@prestonallender]

you should really reread that book man

[@curtisbrownr09]

@@prestonallender of course. Everyday.

[@sands_12120]

@@TheOneTrueClovehitch simple. skip the bullshit - go straight to the source.

[@Kinsey6King]

The way he says “youtube” makes me laugh every time.

[@luiysia]

yo taube

[@katipunanball4799]

yoo tewb

[@milanb007]

7 minutes of Hannibal feels like 25-30min of material

[@liarenee8132]

Is this "why are you booing me?! I'm right!" Guy?

[@RyuKenChaos]

Yeah

[@johnfromafar]

Yup

[@elbergalarga4500]

lia renee yes but that was a clip of the Eric Andre show

[@enigma-sama2509]

It is. Hes known from the eric andre show. And if you didnt know you cant spell the american dream without eric andre!

[@Stefan-wp2qr]

Please educate yourself, peasant

[@JohnRapheal7]

Sometimes when i watch porn i put my hoodie on to feel creepier 💀💀💀

[@crimsondynamo615]

Apöllõ.Q get the experience of a 1970’s New York flasher in a dirty porno theater that violently masturbating under his coat next to a woman

[@mike11497]

I too watched the video

[@JohnRapheal7]

@@mike11497 congratulations... I assume you rock the hoodie up all the time huh? Ol lame ass boi 😑

[@fuckinpandemic25]

@@JohnRapheal7 oh man you can't handle a joke he was making fun of you because he seen the video

[@JohnRapheal7]

@@fuckinpandemic25 yea I get it 😑... And trust me I can take a joke, but it wasnt funny, or even a joke really

[@securitypolice30]

“Keep me out of your thoughts” ... I love this dude 🤣

[@Forenzikproductions]

“Jag off” and “Jaggin’ off” are specifically phrases made by Hannibal Buress

[@chunkyryan5233]

well i've heard people being called a jagoff often but sure lol

[@davidk7529]

You’ve never heard of McJagoff?

[@arealhuman826]

No they aren't lmao

[@Smokinfreely]

Not at all lmao

[@JoeY-ml9ri]

You've never heard the Pittsburgh accent lol

[@Amongoose06]

At 1:01 the left half of the room gets scared from him yelling lol

[@DrazydBaraka]

0:58 actually...

[@Eskey__]

That was funny.

[@ClutchDre__]

This is only 7 minutes of stand up and it feels like an entire special. Legendary.

[@memedumpster1402]

“I don’t put my napkin on my lap. People ask me why I don’t do it. Because I believe myself. I’m a grown damn adult and I can get food from my plate to my mouth without spoiling my jeans” This man is a legend

[@davidkak1354]

Thanks Bernie

[@commandercaptain4664]

*calamari has entered the chat*

[@kdog909]

Never understood the napkin in the lap thing. When I’m at a restaurant I use my napkin like a fuckin napkin and people look at me like I’m a caveman.

[@canceledartist]

“That shit’s for babies”

[@CajunKirk]

I love Hannibal’s complete lack of segways between his bits😂

[@fdsfsdfsd1552]

*segues

[@ishaansharma654]

All that unconnected mess of jokes was a setup for the last one.

[@alecsanderfuentes3913]

Epsilon's Dilemma unconnected ???? It’s literally his style and form of comedy i don’t think you know how comedy works

[@marthaanderson9252]

Ya it is an unconnected style.not a bad thing, he does it well

[@acapulcogoldpablo8096]

Damn , son! You new to comedy? Obviously you've never heard of Mitch Hedberg. Look him up. Good shit!

[@krushfield]

"you sitting around and not taking action as I struggle with the situation" so relevant.

[@adopolis04]

“Sometime when I’m watching porn i put my hood on to feel creepier” 🤣

[@shmigod1195]

Nice!

[@commandercaptain4664]

:salutes:

[@caseh5111]

Crowd jumps at :58 lol

[@thetomster7625]

didn't now Hannibal was actually that freakin funny!!

[@Bloodsrunsthicker]

I didn't know either.

[@evanabbott2737]

Oh he’s funny as fuck! One of the best😁👍

[@theoneonly8472]

Facts I just started watching his standup, all I’ve seen before is clips of him on Eric Andre, his standup is hilarious lmao

[@Yinkv]

@S Mavi gold!

[@christophergongora7885]

He was funny when he had glasses

[@ianrachi3446]

Jaggin’ off

[@oledilep]

this was funny AF

[@rootbeer_666]

oledilep funny as hell, if you go by that sign in the background

[@jklaw20]

THE PACING IS PERFECT. LOVE HB.

[@feelgoodgangog]

Why is Hannibal Buress so great?? If there’s one thing to make me smile in these grim times it’s remembering Hannibal Buress’ standup

[@jacktowers7533]

This guy just has life figured out in so many way you didn’t even think of

[@user-wc5lp5pr9k]

5:42 the way he delivered it, when he said "abortion" I laughed, and everyone in the audience sighed sad. It's just the way he delivered it

[@willt.9654]

I keep coming back to this set. It's perfect.

[@joejackson9986]

He’s hilarious. He’s got a pretty awesome delivery. Very unique.

[@colin1323]

Look at everyone jump @0:58

[@seinavt]

i fucking lost it at "well... do you wanna have another one?"

[@IamHohenheimofLight]

This guy' good, I want to hear more!

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

he's way more confident about his eating skills than I am, I once ate some spaghetti and some of it ended up on my back. I was like 15 at the time and I managed to fail so spectacularly ate eating pasta that these long ass noodles managed to make their way around my entire head and end up on the back of my shirt. I didn't even notice it happened, my dad was just like "why you got spaghetti on your back?" 🤷‍♂️

[@hunterhuffman4520]

did you ever teach sex education to kid named Josh Johnson?

[@Tzadeck]

Hot girl in the white dress starts out loving it, until it slowly gets too weird for her. Good set tho.

[@Bloodsrunsthicker]

You're a professional people watcher?

[@theswingingdoor2157]

It only gets more sensible tho.

[@markfreelances]

WHO CARES??? 😂

[@Tas_mm]

@@Bloodsrunsthicker 😂

[@NeuralOscillations]

Thanks for pointing that out. I like noticing shit like that when I watch videos as such Adds to it for me

[@whitmanbarber2548]

I love the way he says his name

[@KamilOttoman]

Man this set is insane. It all comes together so well !

[@janitorialjargon2411]

Hannibal is just an awkward kid in a grown man's body lol

[@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201]

His person suit is confusing

[@louisyon313]

Other way around

[@louisyon313]

He’s a grown man in a little kids body

[@ridleymcnamara2273]

He's actually funny. I usual see him on Eric Andre Show

[@davidk7529]

I’m glad they give previews at the end. Now I know to avoid Maria Bamford whenever I feel like hearing something funny and not just deliberately annoying.

[@quieremasyeyo]

@0:57 I rewatch this clip every now and then for the crowd jumping at “NO I WASNT JAGGIN OFF, HANNIBAL!”

[@Cardude369]

Just met this talented soul last night super humble and down to earth will never forget !

[@poorboi8093]

"Want another one?" lmao

[@ignacioquiroz9068]

This guy is a comedic genius. Funny AF! So glad I ran into his stuff.

[@masterxyr]

00:58 Never thought Hannibal possessed this kinda speed. Apparently, neither did the audience :J:

[@marcanthonyeagleton1876]

This is one of my favourite standup sets ever

[@dallassylvestre8155]

This dude is criminally underrated so funny 😂

[@dannybrezelhorner2715]

God this was freaking great.

[@dvdjhp]

Do you want another one.. lol the way he cut that off was amazing.

[@stephaniethesing5359]

His delivery is the best..!😁

[@dustincupples7735]

Leave the cab door open, that's hilarious

[@Profoundobserver]

this man just made the craziest full circle joke ive ever heard! that shit was a masterpiece

[@Guyonnn]

Hannibal has the ability to make the tiniest accomplishments sound like the most badass gangster shit ever. The way someone describes building an empire is how Hannibal talks about opening the pickle jar.

[@FattiesG0neWild]

0:55 I love how the crowd jumps lol

[@marshmallowpuff4899]

His IQ is off the charts . As is his delivery . So good 😊

[@liqwiz]

I like to think he respectfully took over the torch from Mitch Hedberg. Keep innovating sarcasm Hannibal, we need it.

[@booneguy]

Hannibal is pure gem!

[@orangeorphan]

“If you talk about what you think about..” kills me every time.

[@JeroAlmufakir]

I can't imagine going in front of a hundred people and saying "THAT'S FOR BABIES" and getting clapped and cheered, I wouldn't pull that off

[@meganklobchar7014]

One of the funniest videos on KZbin. I was crying . Perfect 💯💯💯

[@vilecorrupt]

love this bit

[@HalIucinations]

I love that half the time Hannibal isnt even telling jokes, he just speaks the truth in interesting ways and people cheer

[@CarlEusebius]

Reminds me of a certain comedian, I won't say his name but it started with "G" and ends with "eorge Carlin".

[@sixthfloor3043]

I love his style of comedy. When Hannibal does his thing....I love it!

[@ningi5102]

I like him , def in my top 10 list of comics now.

[@alissasaquinaula-rousseau3548]

Mans had me laughing OUT LOUD. Good shit!

[@gavinknightjackson6307]

Underrated comedian for sure

[@fantasticalyt2558]

“Dont pray for me, make me a sandwhich”

[@nickash23]

I love him

[@tjtaylor5273]

his timing is everything

[@pizzapr2001]

lmao look at the crowd jump when he yells for the first time

[@arxsvz8190]

No ones talking about the reaction from the audience at 0:58 HAHA

[@phasm42]

"Don't pray for me. Make me a sandwich or something." 😅 QFT

[@shainmays667]

I like the way he tied it up at the end there, that was neat

[@NoCluYT]

He always ends off with the best parts😭

[@ClutchDre__]

“Don’t pray for me make me a sandwich or somethin” 💀

[@commandercaptain4664]

The most functional form of charity.

[@RileyWuzzHere]

“Life is all about balance.” 🤣💡

[@Chris_dolmeth]

I love this bit.

[@Talled221]

1:46 I screamed cause the light on his glasses makes it look like eyes

[@katia.luna213]

Mitch Hedberg, RIP, would approve

[@Peehfe]

thought of him too, my 2 favorites

[@frankbrewer6339]

He has great comedic timing

[@senna138]

Great set...

[@xenoslyce1781]

"Well, I want to hook up with you, but I recently had an abortion." "Do you want to have another one?" *_PFFFFFTTTTT_*

[@InsuranceSpecialist]

Ok the napkin joke was 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brucecharlie8613]

Well thought out set

[@korben549]

you can see the crowd jump when i screams i wasn’t jaggin off

[@MrLeothekingofkings]

I’ve heard this shit and his other work a lot and it’s just now hitting me that he really doesn’t transition any of his jokes. And it still fucking works

[@evanabbott2737]

And you gotta BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!😁

[@sandilengiba1838]

"That is grown up shit I'm planning out my life"

[@adrianthornton-mark3219]

Killed it

[@Cronoro]

Greatest of them all! 😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏