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[@amartyaroy3754]

That moment when you realize a little girl hacked cyborg, destroyed batcave, hacked GL ring and reprogrammed a supervillian, thank god justice league got to her first before supervillians did 😂😂

[@Raximus3000]

A LITTLE GIRL MADE AN A.I. THAT HACKED A GL RING?! Yeah, the guardians of the universe suck at making things.

[@BigaloMax]

Raximus3000 not just that but it hacked cyborg which is powered by a mother box. She hacked GL and cyborg using an a.i. running on an ipad lol

[@MetalMadness_00]

R MCX glad Bryan Hitch is leaving the book he’s been terrible at writing

[@Raximus3000]

R MCX That girl is either a meta human with technopathic powers and genius level intellect on programing OR the plot was lazy as hell(i vote the second) i was expecting Brainiac or smth, not that.

[@MetalMadness_00]

Raximus3000 get Bryan Hitch off the book

[@HaTran-lp6hf]

Dude chill, it's just a lazy plot. No need to get technical here

[@sasimitra5871]

Okay. A kid uses her dad's old codes, writes another Google, nearly kills everyone, and is offered a chance to be the next Oracle by Batman? Save Martha made more sense than this

[@demetriusadkins9651]

Sasi Mitra That Batman for you.

[@johnlawful2272]

Get to her before she's train by a bad guy it was the same reason he trained jason

[@SA80TAGE]

"With guidance" doesn't mean to "join the Bat-family"... it's meant more as with good education support and given the chance she could do great things for humanity with her intellect, rather than doing destructive things. Besides, wasn't her fault the google AI was "evil" and took it's games literally. p.s. If the Martha scene from BvS didn't make sense to you, then you don't know Batman.

[@randomkitty2555]

She didn't it write the code to harm the Justice League. If Batmans decision to not charge her with the crime doesn't make sense to you then your principals are what's wrong. Plus she wasn't 'offered' to be the next Oracle.

[@biohazard724]

You're suffering from several flawed understandings. No offer to receive batfam level training was made. Bruce is simply doing the right thing in rebuilding a neighborhood and sending an extremely gifted girl to whatever the D.C. equivalent of MIT is. She didn't write the algorithm as an attack on the League, in fact no one did. Come to think of it no one in their family commited any crimes at all, the father *intended* on ripping off LexCorp. and Wayne Enterprises but never got around to it. The algorithm only attacked because of a reasonably logical response to a grieving child. All the algorithm did was play out the boy's what if game however the 750B dollar bounty complicated things.

[@mathew_monkbot1018]

Justice league versus google sounds like a fun movie

[@morfealesteban8333]

cyborg vs Google Android

[@nazzee23]

They don't stand a chance against google..unless they look for answers on page 2

[@erbertadonis597]

Google will show them DC heroes R34 and Batman x superman R34... that would freaking beat JL

[@SuperShanko]

All while Superman is lying in bed, snuggled with Lois thinking "Do I want to help... naaah."

[@brando3424]

lmaooooooooo

[@MetalMadness_00]

He’s probably fighting someone in his book

[@shmee123ful]

do you really blame him?

[@ljaquos]

I mean yo I wouldn't wanna. Designated snuggling time is designated snuggling time.

[@saidsaidso903]

Superman was fighting Dinosaurs with Jonathan at this moment but same tbh

[@kairowskiller4006]

This proves that Google is OP as fuck

[@Youtubesuckscock]

Yup it even fucks with KZbin which in turn fucks with it's users

[@elishaswabacker6660]

Kairow'sKiller 7 #readyplayerone

[@thisnewraven0180]

Kairow'sKiller 👌

[@saidsaidso903]

Batman: *Doesn't use guns* *Has a multitude of them.*

[@djheroxt]

EchoMaximum he can have a collection

[@nightfall3332]

EchoMaximum too kill!

[@SlipScate456]

Batman uses guns all the time, they are just normally non-lethal

[@DrGandW]

EchoMaximum It’s called being prepared And mentally unwell

[@nightfall3332]

Do you think Batman would really trust the GCPD to keep them in “storage”.

[@avandarkwalker9132]

So somehow, for unknown unlikely events, a little girl can hack cyborg a walking living mother box and GL rings ??? What do they smoke this time ?

[@maclaintrepanier2511]

avan darkwalker ya I know how you feel in the super man god of apocalypse, Lois lane single handedly takes down all of the furies with a spear

[@jayjay86443]

So, some Acapulco Gold to summarize.

[@thebicameralmonk359]

So the girl hacked the batcave. Bit unbelievable, but possible Ok they hacked amazo. That's... Pretty much a metahuman feat, but I'm okay with it. Wait they hacked a GL ring? What..how? They hacked cyborgs motherbox systems? Dhdbbshxjzhzghzkajs

[@funbro99]

I stopped at bat cave and died at Amazo

[@Yedolf-0638]

This is some bullshit

[@ihavearabbit1524]

Who needs notifications when you're always on KZbin

[@shakilcaine7503]

I have a Rabbit KZbin logic

[@airborngaming2250]

I have a Rabbit * you're *

[@charlesj7470]

I know that's right lol

[@charlesj7470]

You might as well call me a social worker

[@prt5270]

"you're"

[@paladinprime9202]

I found the girl's program hacking the lantern ring & cyborg kind of dumb.

[@MysticPoi]

I'm never going to forget how the JL almost got their butts kicked by Google

[@parashararamesh4252]

Batman:That kid is going to be my next Robin!!!

[@PathsUnwritten]

"I am the King!" Does Aquaman every say anything else? Ever?

[@melehtaenvinyatar8123]

Batman- So we nearly got our butts handed to us by Google?. Hahabababababa

[@williamdudley3017]

Yeah I was dying at that part too! 😄

[@Ladiesman2417]

Me tooo !! 😂

[@paxtonstewart8042]

BANSHEEE Be me 3893!

[@vjdarktm]

That really made my day hahahaha

[@if91100]

Wait... after all this they only killed one innocent person? holy shit they are good at what they do!

[@JoelMoore-cf6gr]

if91100, wonder how many they killed in the DCEU

[@sayansingha8474]

You need to do the batman rebirth man its well overdue

[@jarelljames4423]

Sayan Singha he already did Batman rebirth

[@imnotfitz]

Jim Jim not War of Jokes and Riddles

[@alexsere3061]

It is the BEST THING COMING OUT OF DC REBIRTH

[@iam007richie]

Batman just proposed to Selina, cat said yes and all hell is breaking lose in that comic - going to be epic!

[@TheSquareheadgamer]

I do get annoyed with stories like these (though this one also has that unique twist since it's not actually the family). Where the heroes fail or accidently kill someone and the victims family blame/go after the heroes. It's like get perspective yes be sad your family member died but without the heroes millions more would have been killed . Civil war kind of gets away with it since Tony built ultron in the first place

[@keyboardtaskforcephi-3689]

D Birt Zod followed Superman to earth. Joker existed because of Batman. Same shit. He built Ultron for the greater good just like Batman and Superman.

[@TheSquareheadgamer]

TheOneAboveAll how is this relvent to my point that 'I get annoyed with the trope when some the heroes fail to save some / accidently get them killed while saving the day the victims loved ones seek revenge'

[@keyboardtaskforcephi-3689]

D Birt According to ur logic, the hero that accidentally unleash death should be responsible. The entire Justice League did it at least once. If u still don't get it, I'm done.

[@lekhaclam87]

TheOneAboveAll D Birt said that he was tired of this trope of someone blaming the heroes for failing to save one person while trying to say the world, not that he agreed with those kind of people.

[@TheSquareheadgamer]

Like Oneaboveall you miss understood basically everything. I was just saying in Civil War Tony did directly cause the events of Age of Ultron by meddling in things beyond him. So in that particular case it is arguable that he should carry some of the blame.

[@KaikoStreams]

NEXT MOVIE: JUSTICE LEAGUE VS GOOGLE

[@alwaysgood3913]

Loved that dialogue!

[@m3rl1on]

Batman: oh hey looks like i got a new robin. Or oracle.

[@jamieoconnor6639]

I'm loving the Justice League vids

[@terrenomic9472]

ok. what the hecks with the" Child Genius" in stories. first Hiro Okamura (toyman II) , Nella Lafayette(Moon Girl) , Now THIS girl? Whats with childrens with Such High IQ with such short span to tutor in a IQ beyond Einstein????????

[@sharilshahed6106]

comics.

[@gretelmkii5215]

It's a cheap excuse in comics to allow certin minorities or characters be relevant as people without powers.

[@jaybook1281]

Gretel MKII what does them being minorities have to do with anything

[@CodyRayJohnson]

Great story and great story telling thank you!

[@ri-ch-es]

Kid Palmer was watching the Warner Bros

[@EfecanYSL]

lmao this comment.

[@jonathancampbell7798]

Efecan YSL it's true

[@willaheran73]

You are the best. I love your videos

[@zephenred]

wow, this is gonna b amazing. cant wait for future issues

[@sawyerbock3954]

Cyborg, mammoth, gizmo, and jynx? All in one comic? What is this, classic teen titans?

[@owaindark8050]

Sawyer Bock I thought that too. Kind of odd the picked those characters to show up

[@justsomeguywithabeardx]

Batman: So we nearly had out butts handed to us by google? Careful Batman,Nightwing is starting to rub off on you.

[@williss11]

Just Some Guy With Half A Mustache there where a lot of jokes I like it

[@tajhanstewart1227]

Hey, Comicstorian. That girl with Jinx wasn't Plastique. Her name's Shimmer. She's Mammoth's sister who can alter the various states of matter.

[@Revick_Revas]

I was expecting Batman to be more pissed off with his cave nearly destroyed.

[@dondayelbano3262]

Cyborh looked like he was doing fun a fun little dance there when he was getting jacked.

[@zianz3025]

The channel banner looks awesome

[@sublimelyh70]

Loved this...

[@User13904]

Good video

[@superheroes_nard]

love the story-line

[@Ayyyeitslasf]

this was the best story so far i loved it!!!!! thought it was the greatest one

[@lorenzonova612]

Bro this was a kool story thank you for sharing i wonder when u gonna do more of the new dark metal series?

[@comicstorian]

+Lorenzo Nova wednesday

[@lorenzonova612]

Comicstorian ok kool thanks for replying you really know how to tell The stories me and my daughter watch your channel all the time thank u again you and your crew are awesome

[@aimanali8558]

A seven year old destroys the justice league...I DONT KNOW BUT AM I TE ONLY ONE WHO HATES LITTLE PIECES OF SHITS BEING BETTER THAN THE THE BEST IN THE WORLD

[@MoonlitPhoenix0]

"so we nearly got our buts handed to us by Google?" Most iconic line ever

[@2009mostwanted]

Wait where's The Atom?? The whole "Palmer" thing ticked me off 😅

[@DaMonkas556]

Maybe Ray is his brother?

[@skullabrin3085]

THATS A small ISSUE XD

[@johny1220]

I’m loving these new storylines and I can’t wait for the justice league movie to come out :D

[@ltkelley9470]

I agree with you 100% great job.

[@charliesthill4790]

Genius Short!!!!!!👍👍👍👍

[@scenariocage8713]

I really hope u continue the wayward comic manga it was really good 😊😊😊😊

[@danielgreen2788]

COOL, this is why i love comics

[@demetriusprime1505]

I LOVE YOU ALFRED!

[@Naruku2121]

Batman: WHY DID I INSTALL GUNS ON THESE THINGS?! Me: *Has Flashes of Arkham Knight Tank Segments*

[@sarahbarisas9865]

9:15 Hah!! So the Bat does have a sense of humour after all!!

[@BuraiMurian]

Time for more justice League! Perfect timing Comicstorian

[@lyricalstylesmusic]

yaaayy more DC

[@smokes2296]

You should do The Dark Knight Returns, that's my favorite batman story, & would be awesome to hear that from you.

[@b1ackspid3r43]

Batman: “So we nearly got our butts handed to us by ‘Google?’” Lol

[@V.savage23]

Awesome!!!...😀😀😀

[@comicmiracle9216]

I kind of hope they add more leaguers to the justice league like Firestorm or something

[@djnightmarekid2018]

9:15 "So we nearly got our butts handed to us by google?" YES YOU DID😄

[@VonKaye]

I like the little intros

[@thecountleo6059]

boy, benny keeps it real consistent with his title card intros.

[@BlackGoku-sk6om]

Today is my birthday and this video is great !

[@demetriusadkins9651]

Jason Voorhees Happy Cake day my guy

[@BlackGoku-sk6om]

Demetrius Adkins thanks man I appreciate it .

[@demetriusadkins9651]

Jason Voorhees No Problem.

[@beargrylls6840]

Woooooooow so cool

[@SwadowDr]

Anyone else notice the static noise coming from the mic when Comicstorian is on the screen in the last few Complete Story videos?

[@thodorosxanthopoulos]

So she wrote a virus that was compatible not only with batman's computers but also a green lantern ring which has been shown to be more about the willpower of the user than any limitations of whatever the ring's computer has BUT more than that she hacked cyborg who is fused with apokalypse technology ( which is motherbox technology aka Source tech ). Do writers even know what code is? You cant have the same code work for apple and android smartphones and those guys think this is even imaginable?

[@sostre1]

Theodoros Xanthopoulos thank youuuuuu

[@sweetexorcist7322]

This was a good arc

[@MarvellousHeroicSupers]

I am a Simple Comicbook fan. When I see Justice League, I click on the video

[@irfanalsayed6308]

Well, I Don't Really Need Notifications. But they keep me connected

[@Comicrafter]

Can you do the War of jokes and riddles ?

[@seanmueller7370]

hell yea

[@ronniesummers2562]

Goodmorning Comicstorian fans

[@leafletjrmcfarlane3634]

Ronnie Summers Good morning to you too

[@pyromaniac034]

Ronnie Summers good morning

[@Meyio_San145]

Your a really good at this I give you over Infiniti likes :)

[@netahamiel4304]

So. Many. Classic. Villans!!!

[@notyourwolf3857]

Can you do a superman flash point video?

[@joshhunter4]

Was cool

[@buckybarz3779]

Nice that's bro.:)

[@deathx3455]

Batman: so we got are butts kicked by Google Me: so the most powerful people in the world got their butts kicked by a little girls a.i basically Google......she needs to be in the justice league Creators of the green lantern:😧 we are so fired and screwed

[@banki2234]

You should do the venomverse story line, or at least more venom stories... Or actually I really just love the symbiots.

[@Poplar632]

Alfred with a rocket launcher got me hype

[@dinodragon7847]

When are you guys going to be covering the latest Detective Comics storyline with Tim drake?

[@asnawiomar6015]

batman so wise..thts why he alwayssssss the best

[@Dakuu75]

Batman is like anyone's fairy godmother, dude jsut waves his magic-money-wand and poof: great job, free house, free car, set for life.

[@JubilantAntics]

This story is bananas

[@Necrikus]

I admit I kind of like this story, but I hate how it hinges on how some random hacker's code that was adapted by a child is advanced enough to hack the Batcave, Cyborg, and a freaking Green Lantern Ring, and that this super advanced program can run, and accidentally be used, on a tablet.

[@billyretrogamer]

You’ve got a ground/loop issue! That’s what the buzz is about on your mic!

[@hippoblob1371]

You summarized the story in the title pretty much

[@ThatHuedGuy]

That child... is the new Oracle. Mu ha haaa

[@orangeabundis7647]

thats pretty cool to actually see the hive five from teen titans cartoon in a story tho jynx did get the most change

[@lordsouron316stonecoldstun7]

WOOOTT!!!!!!

[@supremeleadernugget2117]

There’s a lot of prehistoric animals in this, Mosasaurus, Tyrannosaurus, Dunkleosteus, even what looked like a Megalodon. Awesome.

[@epicstyle8419]

Haven't been getting notified about when the videos are uploaded has but this been happening to anybody else

[@dayostical]

Ok I respect the fact that the A.I was some sort of supercomputer, but there's no way it should be able to hack GL's ring. The ring is mystical and it's abilities are more abstract than anything. I call BS on that.

[@evergreatest9144]

dayostical so Amazo copying GL ring is BS too?

[@shibemyths3054]

Everything is BS

[@self-satisfiedsmirk5544]

dayostical The Lantern rings do have a technological basis. This is proven multiple times by the artificial way in which a ring speaks, whenever the ring's A.I. is shutdown or blocked, and whenever a Green Lantern mentions something about a database that their rings are capable of accessing.

[@Noxiefy]

dayostical Guardians used something something to get rid of all magic from Oa, and in it's place came pure umhinged technology, that's why rings are so advanced they borderline magic( every technology surpassing certain level will seem miraculous by less advanced on-lookers)

[@theshadow5352]

Breeze Cornelius It is some form of technology,but there isn't much of a difference between super high level technology and magic. Anyway,the guardians are the oldest beings in the universe. There's no way a green lantern ring made by them can be hacked by a human. The only human who could convincingly pull it off is silver age lex luthor(the guy made a time machine out of oranges)But this isn't the silver age

[@svartfrasr9755]

The writer for the Justice League stories needs to be sacked. Hard. -.-

[@weirdling8746]

7:03 That’s a really cool Easter egg

[@user-dp7tf4bg5r]

Alfred with rpg? O god dc pls make this a movie

[@rayanh5921]

Alfred actually used to be an spy, and he also almost killed the Joker with a shotgun, if you are a true DC fan you would know this already.

[@user-dp7tf4bg5r]

TheRealNoobSaibot I am fully aware of it. There is also an instance in injustice where he headbuts superman( altho he was under the influence of strenght inhensment)

[@rayanh5921]

That was in the game, I don't think that happened in the comics (yet).

[@user-dp7tf4bg5r]

TheRealNoobSaibot I am preaty sure i have read it in an injustice comics.

[@abrahamgonzales1888]

It happened in the comics

[@NinjaGamer820]

13:21 Once an Avenger always an Avenger- oh wait

[@duomaxwel1567]

That little girl is going to be scary in ten years with Batman’s help.

[@BugWood2001]

Anyone else find it a bit nice to see Mammoth in a comic after so long, one of my favorite villains from teen titans

[@ggt47]

Cool!!!!!!

[@humanseekingtruth6080]

I liked it

[@buccibread5742]

9:25 Biggest BRUH moment in comics

[@powerbound4162]

takes off glasses... turns in to a super model... yeah

[@amilate3753]

13:10 ITS THE FIREWALL

[@NeroSeries]

A little piece of code hacked batmans cave, cyborg and the dam lantern ring

[@KombatW0mbat]

Anyone else wondering where dc metal takes place in the other comic books. Like for instance in Hal Jordan and the green lanterns Hal is fight yellow lantern superman but in dc metal he was nearly killed by dawn breaker. Or how Batman is missing and is in a storyline called the war of riddles and jokes I think that's what its called.