Justine Colbert: If Dating Was Like A Job Interview

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[@SammyBammy813]

damn black couch in the background tricked me

[@gbonkers666]

where did I see that before?

[@RafBerry23]

i can't stop looking at them

[@zobrombie3023]

She has great personalities. :)

[@kincain74]

Yep. Her personalities are the reason I clicked the thumbnail. 😏👍

[@m.thangarian4177]

This was freaking hilarious. I’m easily amused today. 😂🤣😂

[@stephendaily1441]

I waited for the funny part................waited, and waited, and waited.

[@SydneyCarton2085]

same

[@iuliua]

The funny part are her boobs mate.

[@ajomagurd]

I guess it is in your right to die then.

[@jackbotman]

Or her I.Q

[@fozzybear8878]

It's not meant to be slapstick, Stephen- it's clever. And you, my moron, are a dumb-dumb.

[@MattTonite]

What are you talking about "if"? This is exactly what dating is like.

[@RobGravelle]

You're hired! I've got a few positions for you.

[@normalguy6862]

... and this is why you're alone. Good luck with your out-of-tune band

[@RobGravelle]

Normal Guy Pfffft! (That's blowing raspberries) C'mon, you gotta admit that it was witty.

[@MultiFreakface]

oh lord she's hot

[@SuperJoshdave]

She’s haggard looking on her instagram

[@VanielDeeform]

SuperJoshdave You must be looking at the wrong instagram. She's bright, gorgeous and also makes /shares delicious recipes

[@LevCallahan]

But dating.... actually is like a job interview.

[@larrylentini5688]

Like the guy would ever be the one asking questions

[@larrylentini5688]

Natasel And that's about it

[@Kjleed13]

Lawrence Lentini, it doesn't happen often, last week I was talking to a girl and I was trying to gauge where she was on hot/crazy scale. Spoiler alert: crazy.

[@Kjleed13]

Well she was hot despite being 36 and not looking like it, she was in a teenage beauty pageant, whatever that's worth. Maybe not crazy, but I questioned her judgement. Not to be picky, but I picked up on some red flags. Trump supporter, with 21 year old daughter. She had several other children and other men in her life. All that from 30 seconds of dialogue.

[@Kjleed13]

The people have spoken. I didn't like Hillary myself, but I just couldn't get behind any of Donald's ideas. My home state voted for him unanimously. We'll see what happens.

[@larrylentini5688]

When did this get political?

[@zyrxom]

lmao jerry doesn't discriminate

[@laurenconrad1799]

Let’s be real: dating is like a job interview.

[@Chronomatrix]

look at them, just look at them, they are great!

[@ThaBlkRainbow]

''Did you just call me Ryan?'' LOL

[@MrRomanrin]

"I have a lot of experience" LOL

[@pinkpolkadotz22]

This is Ideal.

[@vdrazzyy7433]

10/10 would interview

[@Andesu]

Her expressions are hilarious!

[@Sinneric]

I just clicked on this because I saw her last name and I hoped there was some relation.

[@Mike-ul1xn]

"If dating were like a job interview" - it already is if you're a dude

[@kevinbacon5492]

EXACTLY! Your dating bio is your application and the first date is your job interview.

[@delorme9]

Pretty much

[@alphabitch744]

Mike J and

[@alphabitch744]

PRETTYCATLOL

[@TheSleigherKing]

Nope.

[@TwoWayDeadEND]

Pretty good sketch. They did a good job but my favorite part was how kool and indifferent dat Cat was Nah' Mean?

[@iangraber-stiehl461]

"Trained gymnast"--all I needed to hear!

[@BoseBish]

This needs more views.

[@johnslaughter3806]

haha good video!

[@SteveCowlishaw]

Dating is like a job interview! There's no ifs about it lol. The only difference is you're at a restaurant or somewhere else public. Though job interviews can be that too. I once had an interview while playing in bumper cars.

[@arjunratnadev]

OH! Those MELONS! AAHHHH! XD

[@CrimeaRiver]

Dating often feels like a job interview, tbh.

[@KSoof3]

love the stab at ASU. love it

[@PsilocybinNinja]

El Presidente! This is Penultimo!

[@hertzer2000]

People that don't eat the crust are not humans.

[@tumbox9204]

I hear the Arizona State University thing a lot. Most of the girls I have met from ASU have been hot. Maybe I need to do another Masters. :-)

[@gabelogan56]

maybe you're a fucking idiot.

[@tumbox9204]

gabelogan56 Cmon dude, do you really think I would do that? Get a life.

[@gabelogan56]

Tumbox hahaha! cheers bro.

[@Skyprince27]

gabelogan56 Maybe?

[@MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp]

i went to U of A and there are definitely a lot of hot girls at both schools

[@caspergauti4417]

This.. this woman. who is she? she's perfect!

[@harry9383]

Emm Justine Colbert?..... lol

[@Ssravo]

I would love this

[@theeverydaylife1]

My name is Ryan. I also offer great benefits.

[@JaySweeens]

I Like how his hair split changes near the end.

[@sudiptaa6159]

So... No one will talk about that cat just sitting there..

[@moatazmattar4714]

CASTING COUCH, ANYONE !?!?!?!

[@thecultistgaming8536]

2:09 daym wtf she went from angel to devil really fast

[@robertjzhao]

cool, another backroom casting couch.

[@peronvey]

that was amazing

[@clintbrunke2074]

hahaha any time I hear a shot at arizona state in media it is always so funny and unfortunately true

[@AnaloguePhoto]

Funny, but all to real :-)

[@JuliaClark]

It reminded me of Till. That was spot on.

[@sobekflakmonkey]

Was that music at the end from Tropico 5?

[@justsumguy2u]

Good stuff, I liked it. I think the resumes should also include references and phone numbers, including those of exes.

[@96sam26]

I wanna see the video again. That girl wow!

[@jediknight38]

Dating IS a freaking job interview!

[@jackbotman]

Dating should be like this

[@asemoassem7863]

He changed his hair at the end !!!!!

[@thelongdefeat8674]

"love the position" --phrasing-- boom, shut up

[@jomomma8754]

Dem rolls doe...

[@themanofthesand8266]

what rolls?

[@eclecticreader961]

Nowadays most careers demand five years of experience. Entry level positions have gone out the window in many businesses. So... if dating was like a job interview, It would be an impossibly difficult and awkward role to fulfill.

[@favorsyt9582]

I'd rather be unemployed

[@gbonkers666]

IT IS a job interview....

[@wclarke25]

Ryan gets all the luck. Lol.

[@Cfaves]

I honestly can't figure out what's worse, the acting, or the writing.

[@hello2jello4mellow34]

Not the tits, though.

[@R7Romeo]

Christian Favier Def. The narrative

[@blaze556922]

It started funny...

[@quantumperception]

Too true. A woman offers sexuality, but a man has to offer a complete lifestyle, full of money, traveling, etc.- you know the "benefits" that she describes. What benefits does she offer? Oh yeah, her sexuality. She couldn't have made it more true- men offer (financial) security, and women offer sex. Patrice O'Neal said that same sh*t, but it is refreshing to hear a woman admit it.

[@marshall886]

He said 'no crust' with the same connotation as you say 'no tongue'.

[@waynematheson3471]

I'll give her a rise,i mean raise

[@YorktownUSA]

I enjoyed the first half... but then it turned on my gender, aka me. So I was feeling the pressure lolz! But damn she was cute :)

[@andreas.9175]

It's a casting couch interview.

[@RollingOrmond]

Colbert? She Stephen's daughter, getting into the biz?

[@huauau]

got shes beautiful

[@Trepur349]

In real life, guys compete for the girl, not the other way around. So should the girl be giving the interview?

[@antsinmypantsallday]

Trepur349 It's not always that way.

[@Trepur349]

Dixon Anderson but it normally is

[@CogniVision]

Trepur349 Normal for chumps.

[@jefferydaniels5672]

Trepur349 In most cases it seems that way.

[@873jt]

True but sometimes girls compete for attention from the guys who are trying to compete for them. Lol.

[@AndromedaKai]

I wish it was the other way around, and it was a future employee-boss thing. Where you'd find out all the bumps BEFORE you agreed to the job.

[@marshall886]

Yes, it is not an power transaction.

[@RealRed01]

looks like casting couch.... lol

[@DarthMessias]

Maybe a different setting, but the essens of jobinterviews and dating is still the same.

[@rockxhero]

She's so hot

[@MrMolotow97]

Dating IS like a job interview form a males perspective

[@TorQueMoD]

Oh cute :P

[@Reevesbeatz1]

😂 lol

[@darkquaesar2460]

I don't normally do this.

[@johnfinne]

It is hard to find one and if I do then I mess it up.

[@hermask815]

Have seen a skit with roles switched. Was more depressing although it was planned as a joke.

[@bessamidani9463]

"if"? ... This is pretty much exactly what OKCupid is.

[@lyngirasol5773]

O my life.ha

[@Utubeuser1337]

2:23 Ming Lee

[@Keithisill]

Oh Justine! You are fine!

[@jacobhiller6731]

She's a BABE

[@michaelgill2105]

U know Justine normally I wouldn't say this but I could use an Assistant in Wanting to do a Podcast Job or an announcer

[@stuart8504]

If porn was like a job interview

[@superkonsulten]

anybody else notice dude's hair was combed the other way towards the end?

[@imigh_]

the guys hair was sides ways from left to right ! after 3:27 it switched to the other side !

[@TOPFLiTE1994]

Who the fuck cares about the dudes hair?? Look at those tits!

[@fearreavers]

um...can we make this more of a reality? Just saying, I think it would be a great way to conduct first dates.

[@CogniVision]

I thought this was normal, I've always done this. This is how I efficiently find a suitable wench.

[@bcarss1970]

No one would go out with anybody if we had to post our experience as resume on dating sites. So why did you leave your position? The truth would kill most of us. LOL!

[@brightsmithjr]

Justine Colbert so hot!

[@CoachShrugs]

I think this went well. We'll give you a call in a few days. [Days go by] HE DIDN'T CALL ME.

[@TheGoldenBoo]

This video features both Guy and Dude

[@azoneiybelial]

That was utterly degraded, best ultimately seems to be the consciences in the dating world. Kudos

[@alvinator5203]

The question is, what other interviews is she scheduled for?

[@sodalitia]

Where is the question about salary? The only thing in common with the job interview is missing there.

[@aristidess1190]

"If Dating Was Like A Job Interview" IT ISN'TTTTTTTTTT??? forgive me if I'm astonished but I'm a guy

[@dieselnash9349]

So Basically Dating in Japan

[@AvengelinexD]

lol!!

[@ravernot8889]

I would change my name to ryan for her if she could handle my pivot table.

[@milascave2]

Online dating kinda is like that.

[@Richardl345]

You could tell he was gay the moment when he actually cared that she didn't know his name.

[@dansir4102]

accurate. Guys want a housebroken gymnast and gals want a man who can make them better.