They aren’t responsible for people’s stupid actions
@uncleiroh46504 жыл бұрын
Tim: y’all wanna hear a cute story? Everyone: 👁👄👁
@zyonsavery48344 жыл бұрын
Parents don’t want to parent.
@P38914 жыл бұрын
when I hear things like this, it makes you think that people should be tested extensively before being allowed to have children. Having children should be a privilege not a right.
@yams.43084 жыл бұрын
How would you regulate something like that?
@P38914 жыл бұрын
@@yams.4308 hell if I know, I don't want children
@BouncyAnimation4 жыл бұрын
@@P3891 you'd end up with a ton of orphans if you take into consideration how many children are mistakes.
@P38914 жыл бұрын
@@BouncyAnimation 🤦🏻♂️
@TheICEgirl61004 жыл бұрын
That’s iffy because it wil turn into ethnic cleansing real quick
@paigemoloney4 жыл бұрын
I went to watch the Kiwi video and someone’s already commented “Thanks Tim” 😂
@Pumpkin0_04 жыл бұрын
It's no one's fault certain people are stupid. There are way too many parents who expect others and the internet to raise the kids they themselves popped out. It's ruining it for the rest of us.
@infinite-sadness4 жыл бұрын
I don’t remember needing to be taught not to jump off of roofs
@Pumpkin0_04 жыл бұрын
@@infinite-sadness I watched horror movies when I was 5 years old and I didn't need to be told it wasn't real. The parents put those kids in a bubble, and them suing only adds to how dumb the whole family is. Then the rest of us have to pay for it by being censored left and right to forcibly adapt to those people's stupidity.
@jessbeingme81554 жыл бұрын
So basically parents had 2 kids and gave them phones to entertain and raise them for 8hrs a day then sued a video game company for not raising their kids right
@alexgames63254 жыл бұрын
Its the parents fault for buying a game like that and not teaching the kids from games and real life is different
@alexgames63254 жыл бұрын
Also for the parents to allow them to play games for 8 hours a day, its bad parenting
@Xighor4 жыл бұрын
Nah the kids are retarded who needs to be taught that? No other parent has taught that and no one else has tried this lol
@alexgames63254 жыл бұрын
@@Xighor yh the kids are also retarded as well, but if the parents did their jobs properly then the kids won't turn out this way
@Xighor4 жыл бұрын
@@alexgames6325 Nah if the kids watched them they wouldn't have gotten hurt/nearly killed themselves But it's not the parents fault they're retarded and think they'll respawn like in video games It's in our instincts to spot danger even at a young age
@卩丨尺卂卂-d8u4 жыл бұрын
makes me think these kids never hurt themselves, scratched themselves ever. I don't know why but it seems like they have no idea that they can hurt themselves. this goes beyond just playing video games
@SleepingSoldier4 жыл бұрын
3:20 - "So what did they break?" They broke character.
@jiwon28394 жыл бұрын
The 9/11 thing is blowing my mindddd, and yes, I am high af
@CantStopLBC4504 жыл бұрын
Haha same.
@yams.43084 жыл бұрын
High on what?
@BarshaThapa4 жыл бұрын
Me too, but I’m not high tho
@jiwon28394 жыл бұрын
@@yams.4308 🌿💨
@jennifergo76924 жыл бұрын
Me rn
@shad0wCh8ser4 жыл бұрын
The only way that happened is bc the “parents” didn’t speak with their kids. Every parent I have ever met has screamed at their kids (especially with boys) every sec to stop doing something or they will die and never come back.
@luistemaj24664 жыл бұрын
I love how Bart, unintentionally, roasts those who try to roast Tiff - all in good fun though lol
@iloveplasticbottles4 жыл бұрын
It wasn't the video game company who bought the game though
@tengtx4 жыл бұрын
most of the games in iphone and android are free. so anyone can just download it.
@Djme24 жыл бұрын
@@tengtx the parents gave them the phones and allowed them to play though
@roshill20104 жыл бұрын
@@Djme2 I think the parents are responsible too. They should ask their kids what game are they playing from time to time and educate them what not to do. And tell them all the dangerous stuff they see on TV is fake and never to do it lol. Cause in real life consequenses Que a casted up broken man's body..... Pain suffering .... that should scare them :P or teach em.
@naniebunnie4 жыл бұрын
Um was I the only one who heard a fart at 1:57 orrr😂
@JeffGoat2134 жыл бұрын
I heard something 😂
@airecsy4 жыл бұрын
lol, when Tim was talking about that story I was like I know this is about to be dark
@snowpearl59084 жыл бұрын
Joe's uncle had chuunibyou. A Japanese term for people that believe they have super powers.
@Mikado808134 жыл бұрын
It’s called Kiwi and is a OG video of KZbin.
@tteokchida4 жыл бұрын
To answer Tiff's question, I'd fall on my back, I want to see the sky.
@aaronryze4 жыл бұрын
"OUR FAMILY DOESN'T RUN FROM THINGS MILES" 😂😂😂
@CaliburPANDAs4 жыл бұрын
Tiff just keeps getting cuter
@PoGixbOi4 жыл бұрын
You can't blame the video game companies for this. You can't fix stupid.
@draganbosnjakovic71734 жыл бұрын
Those kids will be hired on the jackie chan stunt team.
@soundcloudpandapandawa29974 жыл бұрын
This is why you take care of.yout kids and watch them play video games and remind them constantly that its a game not real life.
@sagathekawaiikilla4 жыл бұрын
Tim confident a whole 7’69 🤪get wrecked
@angelicamaldonado91544 жыл бұрын
Love having your guys company mane
@Hotspot874 жыл бұрын
When I was in high school in around 2005, I had a classmate that said when he dies, he’ll just press the restart button. 😬
@goosenuggets96934 жыл бұрын
He may have just believed in reincarnation.
@elizabethrubalcaba26894 жыл бұрын
I work at T-Mobile and I’m in my lunch when Tim yelled “T-Mobile!” 😭 made me jump a lil
@katherinep7084 жыл бұрын
lol
@kanyewestakayeezus13494 жыл бұрын
Tell me when they do the weed episode so I can get the patreon
@toxin18824 жыл бұрын
I think some people aren't born with common sense.
@laurend54574 жыл бұрын
Hi JK fans 👋🏼
@mzkarma67514 жыл бұрын
okay so i’m gonna sue fortnite for my son repeating words that he hears while he plays the game
@85Decoy854 жыл бұрын
considering ur in a country that will sue ppl for fun.. ur more than welcome to sue whoever u want..
@mzkarma67514 жыл бұрын
@@85Decoy85 Canada
@mzkarma67514 жыл бұрын
@@85Decoy85 it’s not the country it’s the ppl so nice try
@MichaelJin744 жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice that they were all huddle with the girl but the boy with the broken legs was alone. Poor boy, first he is left there by the dad and then his. Maybe they were hoping the boy jumped only for money but the girl went with him.
@liizzset4 жыл бұрын
Yup. I remember the Kiwi animation. OG video. So sad for the Kiwi. Thanks Tim. But anyone remembered the singing Hippo?
@SleepingSoldier4 жыл бұрын
Bruh we grew up on Doom, GTA games, Adult Swim shows when they first came out, and more. The fuck is going on these days?
@rpg232454 жыл бұрын
You don't remember the stories of kids jumping off buildings thinking they were Pokemon? Lol
@SleepingSoldier4 жыл бұрын
@@rpg23245 Nope. Never heard of that.
@mr.blademonktravels18804 жыл бұрын
It's the parents choice to first teach that it isn't real, and then the fact that they bought it.
@pchntm4 жыл бұрын
I went bungee jumping as a surprise birthday gift one year from my friends. I went down back first as I wasn't super ready, but definitely I would go face first next time! It feels like when you jump and flop into your bed but a lot longer, and you get yanked back up for a few seconds haha.
@BurittoSandwich4 жыл бұрын
Why did Tim have to remind me about that Kiwi bird animation.
@Zhcwu4 жыл бұрын
I know, fuck, that was old school youtube pre google buyout early beginnings, was thinking I totally remember that, all I was thinking is that one tear of happiness when he said do you remember that kiwi episode.
@soulwarsnerd4 жыл бұрын
I blame the parents not video games
@asadhassan5094 жыл бұрын
Tim has been a guest for close to 4 plus years and I feel like putting him as ft is just unnecessary cause he’s the fam.
@abrilzz32474 жыл бұрын
We gotta know when he's on.
@asadhassan5094 жыл бұрын
@@abrilzz3247 good point good point. For Nikki tho when she’s on she’s not written so it’s a catch 22 yk. But I see your point.
@N3xtStopHell4 жыл бұрын
@@asadhassan509 they don’t put ft Steve or Nikki Limo anymore because they’re part of JK now. Tim on the other hand isn’t
@asadhassan5094 жыл бұрын
@@N3xtStopHell I wanna argue that mainly cause they’ve been on since early 2018 probably late 2017 area and the ones without Nikki or Steve throw me off cause I assume they’ll oml seats be there so the description helps.
@Jaybound5104 жыл бұрын
Joe's convincing me to subscribe to their patreon, I wanna see the high episode!!
@cupids34 жыл бұрын
I FORGOT ABOUT THE KIWI SHORT! WHY DID TIM HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THE SADDEST THING
@PoGixbOi4 жыл бұрын
You don't see people suing the rockstar game company for GTA. You see that everyday life and the seeing different girlfriends is possible too.
@eugenekim44204 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahahaha that bush joke got me laughing on the floor
@rpg232454 жыл бұрын
I think it's called the call of the void. The feeling of wanting to jump when looking down from a high place.
@xRosewell4 жыл бұрын
Did they end up doing the weed episode? 👀
@ItzAlex6264 жыл бұрын
Not yet. They probably wont. Im on thier patreon. They havent done most of the shit they said they would do. They only gives us the videos that wont make money at this point. Not worth signing up for. Unless you want to just support I checked the patreon. They upload a video about them talking about it from Oct 17. The weed ep probably will not happen. Seems like jk is dying.
@xRosewell4 жыл бұрын
@@ItzAlex626 thought so, thank you!!!
@johnathanrendon42434 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I used to climb trees and jump off my neighbors garage for fun. In the end I fell nearly 20ftbfrom a tree in my back yard and that left me paralyzed from my chest down for life. I wad 11 when that happened back in 97. Those kids are lucky to be alive and luckier if they're able to walk. The father was wrong for picking up his daughter to take to the hospital as moving her body could of made her injuries worse. Never move anybody with a possible spinal cord injury.
@gingerinmysprout4 жыл бұрын
Wow the kiwi short was such an old reference xD
@ap-oi7te4 жыл бұрын
YOOOOOO JOEE PLZZZ HIT THE BONG OMG
@peachkittyyy4 жыл бұрын
I will literally resubscribe to the Patreon for the weed episode 😂
@ninas82104 жыл бұрын
The backward walk thing that Bart did killed me
@ceylor97254 жыл бұрын
3:47 i am dyinggg
@YEAAHBUDDY31124 жыл бұрын
The kids fell for less than 2 seconds....everyone imagining they where flying and shit😅
@sarujan48033 жыл бұрын
If the whole story was coming from the older brother's perspective with him putting it all on his younger sister, I kind of have the feeling that he could just be a psychopath trying to kill both of them, covering it up along the way and perhaps threatening his sister to keep quiet. I mean the brother is at least old enough and if he was leading the way, encouraging her to jump with her eyes closed... it could perhaps be a case of the brother being a psychopath
@oblivion13163 жыл бұрын
Guys~~~ He didnt die, he was just parachuting! :) .....
@DARKcresentWOLF4 жыл бұрын
That kiwi short is so sad. I believe it's still on KZbin.
@atp.snappy46264 жыл бұрын
Love y'all
@partiallypanda45944 жыл бұрын
the headfirst or not debate, I would say head first to make sure there is no chance of making it and dealing with the pain
@newhope01234 жыл бұрын
Steve at 6:45 lol
@emancipation84404 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo the dad just left his son whyyyy 🤣🤣 This is so messed up ☠😭
@omarhernandez3614 жыл бұрын
6:17 lmao
@gamedev70884 жыл бұрын
Now everyone needs to get tested. Tim got it
@michaelquon17544 жыл бұрын
People gonna be coming for Steve with that 911 shit
@imnotsurewhy4 жыл бұрын
It's not the game's fault. It's the parents fault
@eupher24 жыл бұрын
I grew up playing Wolf3D, Doom, Quake, Mortal Kombat and GTA, and never once decided I'll wanna try some of that stuff. I first played Wolf3d at 4 years old and Doom at 5 years old, so there's no excuse. It's the kids fault for being idiots, and the parents fault for not watching them.
@mariel53314 жыл бұрын
It’s bepsi. 😄
@11460554 жыл бұрын
Wonder where Tim got the necklace?
@josemigueljr4 жыл бұрын
I jumped from a one story house onto grass and felt some pain. Thats how I learned as a kid that falling from heights hurts
@LaddRusso914 жыл бұрын
I used to jump from ''high'' places as a kid so often. For some reason I knew how to land and roll to not get hurt. I look at those places nowadays and I would never dare.
@natwixterthan184 жыл бұрын
Ya'll lol Mobile games are a thing. Any game from a store on your phone is a mobile game
@ree_miix4 жыл бұрын
Awe man I remember that kiwi 🥺 I saw it when I was in middle school and I cried and felt bad for like a week 😂
@NabiPark20154 жыл бұрын
I'm not surprised because this is the result of lack of parenting and education, but this is how we are raising kids now
@LaddRusso914 жыл бұрын
I don't know man, I know lots of kids that just grow up basically parentless, and they don't jump to kill themselves. I think some kids are just really really dumb.
@oceanstaiga59284 жыл бұрын
Parents admitting their stupidity and failure in teaching their own kids..
@nakin443 жыл бұрын
Yes Joe I do.
@ChrisCoxGaming4 жыл бұрын
no step bro i don't want to jump
@poguraag4 жыл бұрын
we need a weedasode
@tmalonso4 жыл бұрын
ninja's will sneak up and cut onions in your vicinity if you watch that kiwi video tim is talkin about ;)
@kingbacon45244 жыл бұрын
3:44?
@CheeseOnEverything4 жыл бұрын
Dad looking down be like....but I see a first aid kit down there...wat a bunch of newbs.
@theignorantgenious53924 жыл бұрын
....and that's why we have amusement parks
@caliboymojo4 жыл бұрын
I love you Steve!
@VADYCAN4 жыл бұрын
What? Everyone says mobile game Boomers
@flclub544 жыл бұрын
*Boomers!*
@iLoneWolfy4 жыл бұрын
😢 They’re getting old
@RanoGibbs4 жыл бұрын
What u think aim for the bushes?
@travistakamori19894 жыл бұрын
They must’ve skipped this video while uploading and only recently found this video and posted it now lol.
@ethanluangpinith74684 жыл бұрын
I was eating cashews when bart said that shit and i didnt know what to do after that image
@damianrodriguez4584 жыл бұрын
Just watched the video Tim mentioned and its kinda sad
@CamberRockerCamber4 жыл бұрын
It is called mobile games here in the US........ But I'm with Bart. I grew up watching Wuxia movies and not one did I think I could jump across trees.
@sympul4 жыл бұрын
LOOOOOOOLLLLL yeeeeeeeees weeeed episode!!!!!!!!!
@agata15594 жыл бұрын
Omg this episode was too funny 😂 I almost choked on my food while watching this cuz I laughed so hard. Also, I feel kinda bad now cuz some of the humor was pretty dark😅
@atemajo4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I forgot about that kiwi short
@madnessarcade74474 жыл бұрын
10:43 I get dizzy also
@solpacheco48914 жыл бұрын
It's going to take 10 minutes for the smoke to just get to the top of the mouth piece of a two-story bong before he ever hits it
@zorkimonyamamura32714 жыл бұрын
Steve always talks about 911 smh he is obsessed with that bit
@katgarcia51724 жыл бұрын
0:26 my family told me a similar story 😂
@alextaylor67554 жыл бұрын
It’s Not up to the video game company to teach them not to do what they saw on video games
@kappa_feel4 жыл бұрын
Jump and rolling off a one story is ok but a 50ft fall is for sure a no no. Dom tomato jumps off places half that height and he’s a free runner.
@VeryKuteB0y4 жыл бұрын
I remember tim talking about the kiwi back in the day on some other JK news.... That was years ago
@vampri92434 жыл бұрын
It's not the video game company's fault that people are stupid. Plus the parents allowed their kids to spend 8 hours on their phones which is even more dumb.
@lulylulyanka26764 жыл бұрын
honestly he could have said he was like 6 ft and i'd believe you can't tell with these seats
@KarmaIsEternal4 жыл бұрын
8 hours on mobile games? Those are rookie numbers
@GameWithReda14 жыл бұрын
I need this weed episode to happen 😂
@adrianadasilva4 жыл бұрын
I have notifications on and still don’t get them for the past vídeos what’s happening
@maplenerd224 жыл бұрын
It's been like this for a while. KZbin is messing with them. I got randomly unsubscribed to their channel twice.