Bitch Fight II: The Power of Simon

[@JAProductions494]

Is it bad that I get excited whenever the Daleks appear in the show purely because I know that Joe will make another hilarious parody eventually 😂

[@jordanwebster4170]

Nah I do the same

[@TheInvisibleCactusYT]

I was more excited for this video than anything else to come out of who in the last year

[@xandergrogan2012]

Nope as I'm the same

[@mrcwillis6970]

Same XD

[@lordlossize]

its a sad state of affairs when the only enjoyment gained of a classic, once terrifying villain, is a parody made from the clips of their latest appearance. this is the best tier who comedy tho! none of that rasputin shit.

[@deg2945]

"I hear Gareth remarried" -me taking a second to remember -I remember -sudden cackling

[@alternatethirteenth5594]

Elaborate

[@gdeproductions1225]

@@melcdypond oh

[@urban_hoplite7593]

@@alternatethirteenth5594 The cyberman from Age of Steel that the tenth doctor opened up said she was getting married to gareth

[@JoeSmith-xp5ll]

@@urban_hoplite7593 Ah-ha! Sally Feelan. Poor girl.

[@MR.LMR1996]

That one was just evil.

[@TMoney24788]

1:46 "Your stoney silence does not fill me with confidence. Message received....worst birthday EVER!" i cant with these cheeky toasters

[@lukekelly5075]

I never thought I'd needed a dalek to say "I'm giving it all she's got captain!!"

[@AdamxKH]

A dalek struggling to stifle laughter is something I never imagined could be so funny, I love this channel

[@Clone683]

It really works for some reason

[@Harveyc_Harveyc_]

I almost spat my drink out when I saw Obi-Wan

[@KingMoronProductions]

Where was Obi wan? I must have missed him :-(

[@saagabragi6938]

@@KingMoronProductions 1:08

[@KingMoronProductions]

@@saagabragi6938 How did I miss that! Haha thank you :-)

[@mastterby]

The “hat?” killed me, can’t stop rewatching!

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

It's not a question!

[@ramdises]

You do not need to add a question mark!

[@crazyman8472]

When I say “Party”, you say “Hat”! 🎩

[@251spartan]

@@crazyman8472...."Hat!"

[@Lilbeanz19]

"It. Is. DAHHHLING!!" is something I never knew I needed to hear in a dalek voice😭😂

[@keistopherc]

The whole party hat thing is comedic genius

[@klop4228]

Party...

[@keistopherc]

@@klop4228 Hat

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@@klop4228 HAT!?

[@chromedahomie]

@@klop4228……………………………………. ……………………………………….………………………………………. HAT

[@MichaelSullivanMagician]

@@klop4228HAT?

[@Ian.Ian_BoBian]

“I’M GIVIN HER ALL SHES GOT CAPTAIN!”

[@thejay8963]

"Oh buggAH-"

[@TF2Fan101]

“JUST PUMP!!!!!!!”

[@epicfranklinknigge1873]

Scotty the dalek

[@Fitzroyfallz]

Love that the doctor is just walking around the volcano while annakin and obi wan are going through the worst experience of their life in the background

[@outtagoodnamesdangit]

If I ever get tired of sassy Daleks, then it can only mean one thing... that I am lying because I will NEVER GET TIRED OF SASSY, CATTY DALEKS.

[@crazyman8472]

SASSY LEVELS CRITICAL! 😱

[@JamesWilliams-rp4ll]

'Well if it isn't the three amoebas' had me laughing in a public library, thanks Joe

[@saagabragi6938]

😂

[@CarBore]

It's been a while but the "Coo-ee" alone was enough 😂

[@Thanxx_Watery]

That first line alone killed me

[@ohdeararat7947]

I thought he said "Whooiee!"

[@vinnyl9316]

“Oh, Thank God! I found the right phone box this time! Colin Farrel was pissed!” I see what you did there 😂

[@mrafton9457]

4:12 The Bill Cyburr's reaction was priceless.

[@TheToonMonkey]

"You were my brother Anakin, I loved you" . Brilliant

[@The_Umpteenth_Doctor]

'Wait a rel' It's those little touches that make it perfect. ^chef's kiss^

[@owenrichards1418]

All the laughing I did during this somewhat makes up for the crying that was done watching the original. That is high praise.

[@waqasahmed939]

I was laughing to myself in Manchester City centre..

[@nickthepick8043]

Oh, it's that bad, huh?

[@owenrichards1418]

@@nickthepick8043 They tried hard, it's generally a lot better than the first of her seasons, it just hit a lot of bum notes. There are some really good parts here and there. Some of the humour is just - off.

[@nickthepick8043]

@@owenrichards1418 That's the problem with Humor. If you try to force it, it'll never be funny.

[@blooocki]

​@@nickthepick8043especially with characters as deep as a puddle

[@Sky26s]

@4:52 I love how you can hear him trying not to laugh when his mate adds a question mark after hat

[@ColinVevers]

There is no mate. Its all Joe. Cracked me up too., and I'm his Dad

[@thJune-ze7dn]

God the closed captions for these videos are always so hysterical. Always watch with subtitles now.

[@crazyman8472]

THE 13TH DOCTOR (2017-2022) (PLEASE DO BIG FINISH): No… 😳

[@ahumanoidtroodon1074]

“You don’t order me!” “TOO LATE I JUST DIIIIIIIIIII-“

[@Antasful69]

Unexpectedly hilarious

[@mrflibble1259]

*Expectedly hilarious

[@fastertrackcreative]

This Dalek voice is excellent! I want to do similar but don't know how.

[@oldoldmeme]

The party hat bit had me in fucking stitches

[@cha02psc]

I love how the Mustafar fight is going on in the background 😂

[@robeldridge5668]

I cannot thank you enough for this incredible sequel. Thank you.

[@waqasahmed939]

I need to watch the newer versions of Doctor Who. Still found it incredibly hilarious You also absolutely have to have captions on. It's funnier with them on

[@marcuswalters8093]

This is better than the actual show. It also allows me to enjoy the stunning costume designs. The Cybermasters are a stupid concept, but they look *amazing*

[@paladinboyd1228]

Time lords assimilated are a neat concept, remind me how did they mess up it in the episode?

[@garrtoons4303]

"I hear Gareth remarried." Oof, they did not just do that. 😵

[@ravenkingofthedarkness7631]

2:05 "it is DARLINGGGGG!!!" WTF 🤣

[@Phantomvalthus]

"You cant order me around!!" "Too late i just diiiiiiiiid!!!" Had me rolling

[@hamyyy_yroo3743]

4:53 lol the chuckle from the voice actor

[@arvidassburg4500]

Fav quotes: "It is DAAAALING!" "Sassy levels critical!" "Bitch pump at maximum bitchitude!" "I'm givin' her all she's got captain" If Daleks spoke like this I would watch Doctor Who again

[@laampards]

"Sweet Jesus, well if it isn't the three amoebas" is a sentence I desperately want to use at some point

[@MoffieGirl]

“I heard Gareth remarried” such a deep fucking cut😊

[@reallybigshoe4297]

4:30 "Am given' 'er all she's got, captain!" Sweet 'Chicken Run' reference bro 👍

[@Briggn94]

"On your left" Another great one again, the ending got me 😂

[@DfiftyMusic]

😂”you were my brother Anakin, I loved you”

[@stevenborg102]

"Jodeon Cinemas"... Dude, I just can't with these subs xD

[@manofmercy1500]

Well, I'd say that this just about leaves the "Bitch War" at a tie currently. Also, glad to have you back after so long. Plus your Cybermen as well, been a very long while since they were present.

[@delta250a]

That was an unexpected surprise, great to see another fantastic video.

[@sameoldsatellite]

"Wait a rel" oh, bless you Joe.

[@DrBagPhD]

Joe you spoil us with content this good

[@FitzyCify]

I don't know why of all things, "I insist upon it you silly goose" is the line that really tickled me, but hey, here we are.

[@jameshardy1012]

Dalek with Scottish accent: "I'm giving it all she's got Captain!"

[@joelmole3157]

Highlights include the Cyberman getting genuinely offended over Gareth’s remarriage and the Scottish Dalek. And of course party…

[@QuintonKettleburgh]

the scottish dalek is a reference to chicken run

[@lavasqrl702]

...Hat.

[@joelmole3157]

@@lavasqrl702 No no no! Just wait a rel after I say party, then you say hat!

[@user-zp4ge3yp2o]

@@QuintonKettleburgh actually it's a reference to Allo Allo

[@QuintonKettleburgh]

@@user-zp4ge3yp2o no, the 'I'm giving her all she's got, captain' is Mac's line from chicken run

[@georgecole28]

I'm watching this on the bus on the way home from work and people giving me funny looks because I'm slowly crying with laughter

[@michaellevandowski631]

The most anticipated sequel since The Empire Strikes Back has arrived! Loved all the callbacks to the original and the Obi-Wan inclusion was a nice touch too. Also the whole dynamic between Simon and the rest of the Daleks was honestly hilarious

[@DevilsFavouriteDemon1701]

Quickly. Put my thinking hat upon my little copper bonce 😂😂😂

[@CaffeinatedMoustache]

Simon, Simon is a dalek who is as ancient as the universe, he has been at the Centre of the dalek race and will always be there, carry on Simon do us proud

[@theentity5201]

You need to make a lot more of these parodies joe, we miss them

[@trekostars1015]

You are the greatest!! Love the subtitles on this one too

[@Feckker]

Gareth was a deep cut, it took me a second lmaoo

[@hotelmario510]

The Thirteenth Doctor's dialogue tag being marked with "It Were All Yelluh" is why I come back to this channel.

[@J_C_CH]

The Colin Farrell phone box joke was low key hilarious

[@Invader_Era]

The moment we’ve all been waiting for!

[@joshspencer830]

“I’m givin er all she’s got captain”😂

[@Gojirawars03]

The Party Hat bit was so maddening Joe couldn’t even stay in character.

[@majestikmoose5]

"Well if it isn't The Three Amoebas" 🤣💀

[@wieldylattice3015]

I love how you can hear Simon losing it at the end

[@caseywellington4761]

"Why don't you make like a coward, and 'emergency temporary shift'"

[@mack-attack-420]

3:44 Instant Dalek win.

[@calamitysi]

Ok, I am officially addicted to these. Way WAY better than the actual Dr Who episodes that have been cannibalized to make them. More Simon please!!

[@Stingmon21]

It feels wrong that the Bitch-Fight Alarm starts yelling "Bitch" as soon as Yaz comes in, yet I can't stop smiling as it goes on.

[@annaparrish9036]

"why dont you make like a coward and emergency temporal shift" "I hear gareth remarried" Jesus christ

[@GokuJoeHb]

Copper bonce got me so much, he says so casually

[@SegaNintendoGuy64]

The Dalek Bugger saga continues to live on!

[@amy-u8g5t]

Remember if Disney and BBC copyrights this then Star Wars and Doctor Who will officially be apart of the same universe

[@gdeproductions1225]

My god

[@beesree39]

not how it works 😋

[@UnknowinglyDerpy]

They did have a crossover with Star Trek so theres that

[@Aupheromones]

I would actually watch this version of the show. This is amazing. I need that alarm in my life.

[@Silverwind87]

I bet the Doctor's just thinking "I fought in the Time War for this."

[@somegingerguy4242]

Somehow this all taking place in St. Petersburg 1916 makes way more sense than it did in the actual episode.

[@GeekRambles]

I can’t actually BREATHE! This deserves to be a televised show 😭😂

[@crazyman8472]

I'm going to tell my kids that this is canon. 😜

[@jagothegamer5750]

After 9 years, finally, a sequel.

[@Metaldog14150]

watching it a second time, now with subtitles... omg even the subtitles are funny! Well done!

[@Nintendo3DSdude1]

I can’t stop laughing at PARTY!… Hat? 😂

[@robertonline6543]

Lmao😂😂😂 I love this so much!!! Thank you for the smiles 😅.

[@WackoMcGoose]

"Why don't you make like a coward, and Emergency Temporal Shift?" No no, he's got a point.

[@Batman-rl1ph]

Man, that bit about the emergency temporal shift just crossed a line

[@Joannawanna]

B!TCH PUMP AT MAXIMUM PUMPITUDE! The whole of this was pure gold, just sheer, glorious joy ♥

[@727Phoenix]

I needed to slow down the playback so I can read the captions. It was worth it!

[@jackmackenzie2303]

3:20 made me laugh so hard!!! It's when he starts dancing aswell hahahah

[@thedalekharry]

Your videos are so funny i have been watching your channel for years . Keep it up man!!

[@amadeobordiga8464]

Ik its been said before, and ive watched you for years, but thank you for having subtitles!! Even if half the jokes werent in them, as someone with auditory processing issues, I desparately need them, and its really rare to find a youtube who has full subtitling

[@thema1998]

I don't know what was funnier. The "bitch fight" or the Dalek blatantly corpsing at the end. I almost died from laughter! 😂

[@hi00118]

I never expected another one of these

[@DMcC]

Another video that looks like Doctor Who, but has far stronger plotting, character and dialogue. Bang up job :).

[@Clone683]

The dalek voices are pretty spot on

[@georgeray1906]

The Cybermasters gonna need to regenerate because the Daleks' remark about Gareth remarrying was brutal.

[@MURDERPILLOW.]

Party... hat? Had me in stitches holy fucking hell

[@nemanjalojanicic2786]

I think that was a spooky dalek ghost.

[@RexfromIslaNublar]

4:13 “That’s rich coming from the only ignored buffet tray at Calamari Callum’s!” I don’t know what that is, but that sounds delicious 😂

[@Wolf359inc]

Loving all these. Thank you for creating and sharing.

[@AndrewChapman]

Love that Dalek impersonating Scotty lol

[@lostonegaming1287]

I love how all the Daleks sound English....then theres the one who said "IM GIVING HER ALL SHES GOT CAPTAIN!" They sound scottish.

[@dubsessed9790]

This whole thing is brilliant. Thank you.

[@AdricEncarnacion]

The names they give them in the captions are the best

[@plague9774]

Heheh 1:27 “ do I look cute? It feels , does I look cute?”

[@Land967]

"sassy levels critical!" :D

[@alexgentry1442]

Fantastic absolutely fantastic love the Party Hat?