JW Fallen Kingdom is so Bad

[@Alteori]

Forgot to add in the clips about shooting dinos 😄: 1. JP1 - "Shoot her" everyone shooting the thing and nothing happening 2. JP1 - ALan shooting the raptor coming through the glass and nothing happening 3. JP2 - poor Eddie unable to use his gun bc it gets tied up 4. JP2 - the dudes getting attacked and can't use theirs or hit anything 5. JP3 - Cooper firing at the spino and nothing happening. 6. JW - multiple scenes of Indie getting shot at and it not phasing her: - the team sent after her all shooting and all killed - helicopter gunman can't hit her once - Owen shooting at her while raptors are fighting, nothing happening. (I know she's huge but come on) 6a. The dimo was shot and killed to save Owen so point back for that. 7. JW - raptors have a new alpha and shots don't work 7a - the only thing that manages to kill a smaller dino, the raptor, is a freaking launcher. 8. JWFK - indoraptor is bullet proof 9. JWFK - Guards never get chance to use their guns on dinosaurs attacking It's a running gag

[@jakubgavenda4774]

True. I don't know how trained soldier can't hit 10 meters long dino with gatling machine gun with big fire rate, it's stupid.

[@diamonddaymon1225]

No worries. We all forgot about a lot of things in these movies. That's a pretty long cool list by the way.

[@Alteori]

@@diamonddaymon1225 I added more. 😄 I love the franchise still

[@diamonddaymon1225]

@@Alteori And we all love you and your amazing videos!😄

[@TheRealPetkai]

I have to rewatch these movies to know what happend in that moment bc i dont remember some of these moments, 6. the indom i already explained in that comment before (not under this one), 6a ?? You mean like the forest scene or?, 7a i never saw raptor get shot by normal gun, every shot missed them and she was killed by launcher just bc she had moment with owen(edit in fallen kingdom blue got shot by some guy) 8. Explained with indom in the comment, 9. The scene where they got killed by indoraptor? They did not expect her to just come from the other side

[@RaggedyMan78]

For once, I'd like to see the scene play out like this: Old Man: Call the police. Evil Lil Snot: No. Old Man: Then call an ambulance. *whips out gun*

[@Alteori]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GojiCenter]

I was laughing throughout this whole video lmao

[@Alteori]

Hey you 🤣 my goal is complete then 😆

[@zackoini5t]

goji

[@draconior2008]

I agreed with almost everything in this vid….. EXCEPT I LOVED THE ARCADEY THING BLUE DID WHEN SHE KILLED THE INDORAPTOR/RIPPER IT JUST LOOKED COOL!

[@-_-thisnameiscreativeasfuc4734]

What are you guys doing here? 😂

[@zillaplays3008]

Tf are you doing here???

[@TecumsehRulesbcserk]

One of the worst things about it is that they literally spoiled everything in the trailer. You watch the trailer and you practically watched the whole movie

[@Alteori]

Omg yes!! Why do they do that with so many movies?! Look at the Korean movie trailers. A lot of people them hardly give much away.

[@konstellashon1364]

With Macy's age, she's too young to have been 'born' before the 1st film when Hammond & Lockwood supposedly fell out. So does that mean the 90's was when Lockwood started trying to clone the original? Leads to a disturbing thought of what Lockwood did about the failed clones.

[@zaynes5094]

I could guess... Just got rid of them.

[@Goldenraptor_]

You forgot to mention that in the last movie, they said that the gyrospheres were invincible to really strong bullets, right well in this movie Owen shot holes through the gyrospheres with a NORMAL pistol WHILE UNDERWATER.

[@Alteori]

Oh shit. Lol. Well people also claimed the titanic could not sink

[@syeda3463]

I think that cause maybe the gyros got weaker overtime allowing Owen to maybe shoot them, that’s just what I think.

[@Logan_Hall568]

It was in the sun for 3 straight years

[@gliderguy4723]

Yes, Gallimimus, is more closely related to Velociraptor than T-rex. All are coelurosaurians, but T-rex is a tyrannosaurid, while Velociraptor and Gallimimus are both Maniraptoriformes, but you might have been able to guess by the Wikipedia article. Maybe it is possible that none of them knew they were on board. The interesting thing is, Zia said the animal for the blood transfusion had to have 2-3 fingers. Velociraptor and Gallimimus have 3, but T-rex has only 2. Actually, the Allosaurus has 3 fingers, but that's an Allosaurid, more closely related to carnosaurs like Giganotosaurus, Mapusaurus, and Carcharodontosaurus. So would it have still worked?

[@MrAlopex112]

*whole island is ablaze* burned carnotaruraus: ahh, its fine. dinner first, then surving... yeeaahh.. NO!

[@spider-man500]

The thing I loved the most is the Indoraptor. I don't think he was done nearly enough justice because of plot armour, but the concept behind the Indoraptor, his existence and biology is really cool. Makes him a more horror monster creature than a dinosaur.

[@ripperthesmilingindoraptor]

Why thank you Pet-uh...Spider-Man. It seems that not every human thinks I'm a mindless monster.

[@Thiccsnake]

Honestly yeah that’s one of the big things that ruin this movie for me. He Was marketed to have such a major role in the movie but he didn’t really do much of anything and got barely any screen time.

[@ripperthesmilingindoraptor]

@@Thiccsnake Well I've heard a human talking about creating a better movie that not only has me in a bigger role, it even has me as the main character. And from what he said it'll finally show both sides of me.

[@Thiccsnake]

@@ripperthesmilingindoraptor fingers crossed. Maybe you’ll get the screen time you deserve

[@ripperthesmilingindoraptor]

@@Thiccsnake My favourite part is my rematch against Blue. I won't say what happens, but me and my little sister Carla...have some fun. *sadistic laugh*

[@jaxattack4817]

I liked how the the T.Rex continued to bully the Carnotaurus

[@ZugzugZugzugson]

fun fact; the T-rex from the first two jurassic park movies was an actual animatronic. like a big ass robot that a guy inside of it controlled. apparently it was a very dangerous job as the mechanical parts could easily crush the t-rex "pilot" inside when it moved in certain ways. there does seem to be a bit of CGI, admittedly, but they did have a full sized t-rex robot that they used on set. i actually recall that they said most of the dinosaurs were animatronic.

[@shainewhite2781]

Fun fact: the opening T Rex scene pays homage to the original Alternate ending that supposed to be filmed but was cut. Alan Grant and the kids make it to the helicopter but the Rex grabs the skid of the Helicopter, until Grant shoots the Rex in the mouth with a flare gun. Then they fly off into the sunset.

[@Alteori]

Oh snap. I'm glad they left that out. It felt more real what they went with

[@definitelypeacock]

The thing to be learnt from the story: If you ever create dinosaurs, have a nuclear weapon ready at all times

[@Alteori]

💀💀💀💀

[@thedinocamman]

facts

[@williammccroskey2186]

Or don't make carnivores. They always cause the problems and the deaths.

[@zaynes5094]

@@williammccroskey2186 Truth is, a bullet, especially a large sniper rifle bullet, would do plenty of damage to any dinosaur. That's the truth. They're DNA altered dinosaurs, but as long as they're breathing and hunting and eating, they're able to bleed and die. That means that they can be killed.

[@darth_indominus6615]

I gotta say, the animatronics were super cool! They looked so realistic and sometimes I thought they were CGI. Also, Ripper was absolutely terrifying! I loved him and he has a special Christmas place in my heart, though the Scorpios Rex is my favorite hybrid. I am also doing a custom paint job on one of my Indoraptors into the white Indoraptor.

[@spudyt4265]

The animatronics were good but they still used cgi other them

[@darth_indominus6615]

@@spudyt4265 True

[@treyrex5987]

@@spudyt4265 It's good CGI though.

[@mullaoslo]

The animatronics alone made me enjoy this more than world as a whole.. When the dinoes look real it feels real

[@curledvermin1177]

Wait who is Ripper?

[@shainewhite2781]

Another interesting fact: the volcano exploding is supposed to represent how the Dinosaurs themselves died out, despite evidence of a mountain sized asteroid crashing into Earth. And it's supposed to represent the ending to the novel, where the Costa Rican government used Napalm to bomb the island out of existence to make sure the dinosaurs don't escape to the mainland.

[@jakubgavenda4774]

Sometimes it frustrates me that guns don't work on dinosaurs bc they either use inapropriate guns for the situation or they can't hit anything like in that scene in JW when they fire from machine gun on indy and can't hit that's the most frustrating scenen for me. But I understand it's bc of the plot. Also in that scene when Owen is paralyzed that lava would kill him. You don't need to touch the flame to feel heat from it and normal flame is around 400°C, lava is around 1100°C. Anakin from Star Wars has some experience with it.

[@Alteori]

Oh yeah. It was ridiculous. I feel like in the earlier movies if they had that same scene, Owen would have been dead

[@treyrex5987]

I honestly have a love-hate relationship with this movie. The highs are fantastically high and the lows are extremely low when it comes to the film but the main thing I appreciate is that they finally brought the dinosaurs to the mainland. Always been an interested in that concept and hopefully, it's executed well in Jurassic World Dominion.

[@Logan_Hall568]

5:42 Alteori: the only time in the franchise a dinosaur was shot and got hurt grim: allow me to introduce my self

[@diamonddaymon1225]

The only reason why Claire out ran the T Rex was because the T Rex wasn't running, she was walking. At that moment she wasn't following Claire, she was following the flare. Hey that rhymed. It's actually a VERY IMPORTANT detail and call back to the first Jurassic Park. You should watch Klayton Firoriti's video about how Claire "out ran" the T Rex to get more information about it. It's very good and explains a lot about what we missed on. Either way I still love your videos and can't wait to see more!

[@Alteori]

Thanks! But the trex started running after it came out of the enclosure and was chasing her. In the first movie, Alan was smart and stayed still and tossed the flare. However, when Ian got it, he didn't and the trex quickly caught up to him and rammed him

[@lunathekuduruk1311]

@@Alteori we should not forget the age factor 22 years passed since that Chase lo since dinosaurs grow up to maturity in 3 years which means like she is way older in dino ages than the years passed? (Like dogs)

[@Alteori]

@@lunathekuduruk1311 Yes but after that chase, that same t-rex was able to chase the guy in the raincoat no problem and catch up to him WHILE she was older and more malnourished. 😄😄

[@lunathekuduruk1311]

@@Alteori i really dont want to extend this topic (this is the last time i will ping you i swear-) in fk maybe she actually wanted to eat that man because maybe she was hungry and saw that human thought "yeah boii easy food" anyway also in jw she might be "new fed" and she was also unfit in a small cage, only eating goats

[@shalomneeraja]

Wasn't there a juvenile t rex? In JP

[@DerrisDerrison]

15:54 Okay, that really did look like blue either just completed a level or just finished customizing/upgrading a character, Looked closer to a Pokémon evolution scene than a scene from a movie, I'll now never un-see that Alteori, thanks lol xx

[@SalviAlmighty]

YES, THANK YOU. I always had a slight issue with how "evil" they portray carnivorous dinosaurs in the JP franchise, and they really outdid themselves in Fallen Kingdom. While some of it can sorta be excused by Ripper's origins and heightened intelligence, the scenes in the manor made her look like a typical slasher movie killer ?? I wish they expanded the volcano plot further and ditched the whole manor/clones/bidding thing entirely. Useless and felt completely out of nowhere. The redeemable things about these new movies is that they keep showing new real dinos we'd never seen in JP before (like the Baryonix for example, I don't think we'd seen one before FK) And also bringing back the OGs from the first movies (Rexy, the Brontosaurus, etc) Rexy always being the badass that she is, I heart Rexy so fucking much geeeh.

[@DEATH111183]

12:40 "Ripper is super intelligent, and supposedly has echo location, yet never really uses it" well.... to be fair. bats use it too, and some can be quite dumb with it, flying head on into walls and missing prey that can't cloak from it and all. only mammals who use echo location to lethal effect in top tier flexes are dolphins..... and even they can be flakey with it sometimes.... so yeah, it's likely the echoy room their in messes with his echo location, that and they're in a room it's not familiar with so, it probably can't ping them properly

[@briceatte4061]

Yeah, also, he was born in a laboratory, so he couldn’t really perfect his hunting skills at all

[@DEATH111183]

@@briceatte4061 i think it was more or less the other hunting instincts he had not meshing well with echo location..... think of it like someone who can write with both hands and both feet.... can they go all day writing with their feet?? yeah, but path of least resistance, use the hand and the one you feel more comfy with.... i'm abidextrous, but i use my right hand more because it feels more comfy for me that way, though when writing all day, i switch to my left so my right hand doesn't cramp up from the stress. same token here, smell, and sight would take priority to echo location, and like i said, the room would be like a sound chamber so echo location would read pings from all over the room

[@TheRealKing98453]

You are correct the galli would have been a better choice for a transfusion but with the amount of blood blue needed they probably would have ended up killing the galli

[@Alteori]

That's a good point

[@briceatte4061]

@@Alteori also, there is a slight chance using Galli blood would be a bad idea

[@crowrosive]

honestly my biggest gripe with these movies is how much the dinosaurs act like blood thirsty monsters and not animals though I will say Jurassic world is far from the most accurate dinosaur depictions in modern times (still like that shrink-wrapped 90s looked and pronated hands among other purposefully errors )

[@connarchy7929]

The Carno reminds me of the Scene from Kong Skull Island “How can you eat at a time like this?!” “Eating for the livin 😐”

[@JSPena]

You know? When this movie first came out I did like it but I was really underwhelmed. Hopefully Dominion will be an improvement.

[@sunnyfields1845]

In my opnion, the reason the indoraptor didn't kill Maizy when it had the chance was because it was toying with her, like it did when the military man in the cage. It's intelligent enough to play dead, patiently wait a few moments while making subtle sounds to spook the guy until finally it attacks him. I think it did similar with Maizy; it was using suspense and sounds to its advantage to scare her more. This is why it slowly crept up her bed towards her; it wanted to scare her before killing her, and was smart enough to knock things around and then creep up silently before quickly striking

[@graemestanley8513]

16:51 I think the main concern was the dinosaurs completely destroying the ecosystem, if they were released

[@TLN_Nello]

Wasn’t a bad film I think I just had my expectations messed with due to marketing. In trailers they marketed FK as a action-thriller and I expected more of the horror themed moments especially knowing that the director of the film did horror movies before. I was hoping for something a little more scary compared to JW as you have this almost hound like hybrid of a dinosaur that can create really scary moments but the indoraptor was underwhelming as well Imo. It’s death was..yeah, I just felt kinda underwhelmed after watching it. 3/4 of the movie was decent though so 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@Alteori]

Hmmm I think they marketed it as a horror and it was more of an adventure sci Fi comedy.

[@TLN_Nello]

@@Alteori definitely

[@ruifigueiredo5486]

nah its a pretty shitty movie

[@DEATH111183]

11:26 "while all this is happening the Hybrid that was made from the Indominus rex's remains is finally here" i wouldn't call it a hybrid. i'd more or less call it a modified version of it. being aside from the coloring, it looks beat for beat just like Indy with the exception of it being like.... 1/5th the size.... which they were planning in the first Jurassic World film... even said soo much of making it smaller, and showing plans for it on a computer screen. only difference is, this one has been programmed to follow commands, or trained to do so, hence the funky laser gun that made noises to cue it for attack.... the reason they brough blue there is to help breed more and raise them using the stock footage of Owen's raising of the raptors. in a sense make their own programable killer dino''s

[@AJSai3007]

This was definitely the most underrated and over hated movie in the franchise. I agree with Klayton on how this is the second best movie in the franchise.

[@Alteori]

Mine is the Lost World :D only AFTER the first movie

[@justinhammer3196]

Hey you do you. You must have loved Rise of Skywalker too.

[@AJSai3007]

@@justinhammer3196 I actually thought The Rise of Skywalker was a bad, although enjoyable, movie. It was definitely not the way the Skywalker saga should’ve ended. If you want to know why I think Fallen Kingdom was the second best in the franchise, I’ll be happy to tell you.

[@indoraptortheking7045]

Alteori i have a theory why blue would have lost to the indoraptor 1 he’s bigger 2 he’s a jaws are stronger arms longer faster and probably he would out smart her some how or be sad for the blue fans but he just has so navy advantages mabye stealth is something he need to be experience the reason why he’s clumsy it’s because he was locked in the cage for so long it’s hard for him to get experience but still he’s still strong i guess he was just unlucky yeah blue snuck on him but if he had experience of that to he would have aivoded the attack

[@farmerhater6443]

@@justinhammer3196 How the fuck are you comparing JWFK to the rise of skywalker, fallen kingdom is not that bad dang stop it already.

[@diearaskew2474]

Oooooh, it’s so delightful to disappear for some time. The. Come back and realize Alteori is the same. Home sweet home.

[@TheLegendarybehemoth]

You know what other thing you can point at someone, pull a trigger, and kill them with besides a dinosaur targeting laser? A gun, and the bullets wont eat you either. That was my biggest problem with FK.

[@gloriahernandez6649]

21:13 The reason why the roar for the t Rex in JP is much louder is because it's closer to the camera

[@sricharan1114]

Dinosaurs aren't allowed to Kill Children! The OG JP Novel: *Laughs in Compies making a midnight snack out of a newborn baby*

[@tatianaoliveira2191]

There were a lot of disturbing scenes/deaths in the book... but that baby one really creeped me out

[@sricharan1114]

@@tatianaoliveira2191 That and Nedry's death.

[@extendedepicmusic5017]

Alteori has the best commentary

[@SpaceRaptorsInfiniteAR5001]

One of my favorite movies, so many new things and some actually scary scenes.

[@RhiffRhaff]

The best part when I saw this in theaters was when she hides in the bed from the dinosaur the guy in front of us was visibly upset she was so stupid as to do that xD He threw up his arms and almost yelled but caught himself and it was absolutely hilarious.

[@fruity-haze1212]

The scariest part of the movie for me wasn’t any of the Indoraptor scenes it was actually the scene where Owen was lying paralysed on the ground as lava was nearing him.

[@diamonddaymon1225]

The guns didn't work on the other ones because those were hybrids specifically designed to be that durable but because Blue and the others aren't, it's actually very easy to hurt, injure, or even kill them. Even when you were showing the dinosaurs getting shot at they were only of the hybrids, the Indominus Rex and the Indoraptor, who were made to be lethal and durable weapons of war. You have to know all the facts first before jumping to conclusions. Either way, I still love your videos and can't wait to see more!

[@Alteori]

I forgot to add in the velociraptor from the intro of the first movie, the ones coming through the glass and the spinosaurus

[@diamonddaymon1225]

@@Alteori Oh yeah, that's true too. But then again, "Nothing in Jurassic World is natural".😉

[@Alteori]

@@diamonddaymon1225 That's TRUE HAHA! You'd think the dumb humans would learn that

[@ryanhaycraft5956]

Also some animals can take gunshots too, like a grizzly could take on some buckshot pretty up close, so I think the big dinos like a trex could take a lot of damage.

[@Ceratosaurus2004]

I loved the episode…except for the ending, where she explains the call back to the trex roar when Rexy is in front of Lockwood Estate and she said the roar drowned out, the second part I didn’t enjoy was when she states that the CGI on Blue was worse then the raptors in the past…I’m honestly lost for words and she also states that blue doesn’t blend into her environment. You need to think just how hard the director and everyone who worked on this film took to make this look fantastic, which it was absolutely beautiful to me. This is exactly like how people reacted to the ending in of HTTYD Hidden World. Anyway, Alteori you are still absolutely amazing but it really hurt me about what you said about Rexy’s roar and the CGI of Blue. But I still enjoyed the whole video still.

[@smellme6313]

@jurassicjr959 They didn’t work hard enough. This movie is not good.

[@Waaris_771]

Damn, I honestly wish this film wasn’t hated so much. I really loved this film and it was truly amazing. The only issue I had was the Indoraptor’s lack of screentime and backstory. But overall, this was such a beautiful film. Haters and critics, please give it a chance….Fallen Kingdom doesn’t deserve this.

[@Alteori]

I didn't hate it. I just think it could have been much better

[@juliancar5700]

@@Alteori If they added at least 55 minutes or less we could have gotten to see more of the Indoraptor and its escape , as well as expanded scenes. We could have even got to see the Spinosaurus. We could have even gotten to see what happened the auctioneers in the elevator. Also a post credit scene where we see the Indoraptor's body taken by a genetics company . I actually had this idea where after the Indoraptor eats Eversoll it leaves an arm. There it pushes the arm to one of the auctioneers as if it is asking to play ( albeit in very dark manor) . But that would maybe would have given it an R rating.

[@ripperthesmilingindoraptor]

@@juliancar5700 Well unfortunately for the company I survived. I've actually done the arm trick with a human last year.

[@Waaris_771]

@@Alteori I know, but so many people hate it unfortunately:(

[@Betweentheraindrops8]

@Julian That’s actually a really cool idea but I’d like to expand on it. I think it would’ve been very dark if it’s discovered that the elevator needs a specific finger print scan (Mills or Eversol) to close and move floors. So while the humans are in the elevator getting torn apart, Ripper is smart enough to pick up one of their human arms in his mouth and uses it to press the button to make the elevator go.

[@DEATH111183]

11:08 "apparently this little last dinosaur can break out, but the t-rex ramming the gate can't" to be fair. i'm sure they specified each gate for each potential dinosaur held in it..... meaning the t-rex's cell is designed to hold an animal of it's size and strength to some degree i'm sure.... but this cage looks like it's used for smaller animals, and i'm sure they made the pachy's cell door tough enough to hold it.... but not the wall between the cells, and the cell next door had a weaker gate on it..... so yeah, i kinda forgive this.... but then again why didn't this happen in other cells, with other dinosaurs knocking walls down and breaking out in other ways. usually wild caged animals struggle franticly to find a way to escape captivity. hell even wild horses when caught try to break free

[@DEATH111183]

13:06 Blue- you guys stitched me up and made me feel better.... you can live.... but this asshole is a snack pack Mark the Merc- you' gonna kill me, or let me go? Blue- erm.... yes...? kills the merc.... pretty much how i see this as it should be XD

[@TheRealPetkai]

5:13 indomimus rex is created from: Tyrannosaurus rex + Velociraptor + Carnotaurus + Giganotosaurus + Majungasaurus + Rugops + Pycnonemosaurus + Quilmesaurus + Viavenator + Therizinosaurus + Deinosuchus + Cuttlefish + Tree frog + Pit viper, and indoraptor indomimus + indoraptor, it has deinosuchus dna, the dna of big f crockodile, meaning that it makes sence for indom and indoraptor to have bullet proof skin/ armor, this is what they say on google about crocks: "Only crocodile's belly has a gentle skin. Skin on their back contains bony structures (called osteoderms) which make skin bulletproof." soo it kinda makes sence (sorry for saying this in multiple comments i will just forget all that before i get to the end of the video, thats why im saying it in multiple comments)

[@Alteori]

True. But what of the other scenes in the pinned comment 😄

[@TheRealPetkai]

@@Alteori edit: i said "indoraptor indomimus + indoraptor" instead of "indoraptor: indomimus and velociraptor", thats what i wanned to say

[@rickyrackey7930]

Say what you want about this movie, but you can’t deny Blue was an absolute badass.

[@treyrex5987]

Damn right!

[@smellme6313]

The role blue plays is stupid, cringey, and unbelievable, which quite frankly is so sad for a sci-fi movie.

[@rickyrackey7930]

@@smellme6313 K

[@lunathekuduruk1311]

Plot armour ass

[@geardog24]

Why did it feel like the clone girl was going to start talking to the dinosaurs? Or are they saving that for the sequel?

[@Das112293]

Hello Alteori. Fallen Kingdom. Love this movie, just more dinos to see. That sums up of what the plot is about. If there's a group to save the dinosaurs I'm joining them. I hope we'll see more dino fights in the next one. The first Jurassic Park, The Lost World and 3 I love. The Lost World is my favorite. Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.

[@Alteori]

Awwww 😄 the dinosaurs are worth it. See ya later Das ❤️

[@Das112293]

@@Alteori Sayonara Alteori. ☺ Take care.

[@Captain.AmericaV1]

Can't help but feel sorry for the T Rex with them tiny arms, no wonder their always so frustratingly flustered aggressive and vexed.... 🤣🤣

[@mysticarcanum13]

7:30 I could be wrong but I believe the closest clade to maniraptoriformes (the clade with velociraptor) is compsognathidae, even closer than tyrannosauroidea (which is the next closest) so ironically enough, they couldve just gotten blood from the compies that group definitely had on board. Then again the compies are tiny so maybe t rex was the next best bet

[@zombiepervrt]

I love the clapping thing you do when your pissed about something

[@wardragon9438]

A few things did not make much sense in the movie but was still good. Also the rifles all making the same sound when racked is not impossible the racking sound for the most part sound the same from most rifles Also the reason why the trex could not bust out of it's cage is because she did not hit the door as hard the pacy did. Blue had sniffed the gas coming out of the tank and did not like the smell so she decided to get out of there

[@GR3GORY90]

It is weird that no one who has a business in this movie never learns from John Hammond's mistake. They make even worse mistakes at worse and repeat the exact same things at best. Also apparently there is a world record for a woman running in heels. It was about 100 meters in about 14 seconds.

[@TheNachmar]

It'd still make some sense for the T-Rex to not be capable of breaking through the gate, the hard headed guy did have a running start. And maybe a harder head to take the hit

[@jadencoley9034]

I really liked this video alteori and this Entire Review franchise you’ve done It was so cool and hilarious.

[@youonlylikeonce9592]

I really like it when you get riled up. :) Great video. Your videos always make me smile. I can't wait for you to review Dominion when after it comes out.

[@Cal-qx1gm]

Rexy can keep up with a car going full speed but can’t keep up with a red head on heels and 6 kids Ah yes the king of the dinosaurs

[@Maljurok]

14:52 Oh my gosh I just realized something.......The way the indoraptor is positioned right now reminds me of that freaking dinosaur from that one meme that goes YEEEEEEEE!

[@D34THT4MB0]

🤣 I love the clap along with making the points when you're frustrated! This video made me pop in the original Jurassic Park blu-ray.

[@VitchAndVorty]

Owen running inside that volcanic ash and still alive was an insult to the actual Volcanic disaster victims.

[@indzilla1699]

Rexy was like "OH imma do that roar I did when I killed the raptors!!"

[@ZeroFlame89]

You put a tear in my eye, the carnosaur part. I'm dying laughing

[@the_death_phantom533]

Yeah, that is true in terms of relation the Galli is more closely related to Velociraptor than the T-rex, but they could have also used a Compy as that is even more closely related in terms of the coelurosaur clade as it goes: T-rex -> Gallimimus -> Compsognathus -> Velociraptor.

[@Sthir_1905]

11:45 It's not like cats because it's not only the laser but also the high-pitched sound that attracts Ripper.

[@Alteori]

I Know 😂 but the silly part is that they could just shoot the target instead of going through all of that. 😄

[@ripperthesmilingindoraptor]

@@Alteori Actually the sound doesn't attract me. They used torture to force me to listen. When I was on the roof and Claire tried to use it to kill me I wanted to shove that gun where the sun doesn't shine and pull the trigger. And that would be gentle compared to everything else I've done.

[@briceatte4061]

@@ripperthesmilingindoraptor …….damn…I feel you…but….the gun thing is slightly overkill

[@ripperthesmilingindoraptor]

@@briceatte4061 That's after 3 years of being set on fire, tased, stabbed with needles, a tank of acid, AND being forced to kill my little sister Carla so she wouldn't have to go through what I was. That'll send you to a dark place. Even I'm scared of what I was like.

[@briceatte4061]

@@ripperthesmilingindoraptor …..yeah me too.bro…so…how’s life now? I would assume your sister was the white indoraptor?

[@TobiWanKenob1]

18:00 the T-rex was standing so still that the mans tiny tiny brain couldn't detect the threat I'm guessing 😂

[@dream6562]

The children can't die due to the movie rating, if you want them to be in more danger you gotta up the rating

[@valfed6824]

I wonder when exactly Hollywood and writers agreed that the American public we're too stupid for comprehensive stories. I miss movies that assumed you were an adult with a fully functional brain 🧠

[@Bro_that_cant_sleep]

Alteori: *shows the montage of dinosaurs tanking bullets* Me: “Um, those are bullet proof hybrids”

[@Dinoslay]

20:29 Well, to be frank, it is the same T.rex from the 93 movie so maybe that’s one of her personality traits? By itself it isn’t a deal breaker. What is, however, is Fallen Kingdom doing references like that ad nauseum to the point where it becomes a cardboard cutout of the 93 film. Some disntinct installment identity aside one or two past references at maximum wouldn’t have hurt that much. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@makomuru]

I don't know i think the movie was great.. please don't attack me.. :c

[@godspeed-tl2rj]

5:38 the crazy thing is that’s an elephant gun at close range…it’s impossible for this to not penetrate skin and seriously injure the indominous

[@Edymatin]

5:40 No, basically the indominus Rex has bony-like armor skin, but unlike blue, she doesn’t have any armor or hard skin (you can see her ribs) Also, you can even see the indominus Rex having some glass pieces on its back, but no blood unless it’s way to lethal And the Carno mustv never experienced this so don’t make fun of the toast

[@coltkillergaming5685]

It still didn’t need to stop to try and eat them

[@Edymatin]

@@coltkillergaming5685 their dinosaurs and some act like animals, some dont have experiences and some just distracted or hungry

[@coltkillergaming5685]

@@Edymatin most animals in a life or death situation don’t go for food especially something like a person and even then why did 5e T. rex save them if there just animals? It didn’t eat it

[@mexanguppy1937]

It's so awesome how now whenever I watch fallen kingdom the beginning I'm thinking..... those kids just watched a dude get gobbled

[@shainewhite2781]

Thanks for the video!! See you later!! Stay safe and Merry Christmas ⛄🎄

[@SpaceRaptorsInfiniteAR5001]

The one doing the ramming is actually called the Stigymolch

[@Alteori]

Omg yes! How could I forget that. 🤣

[@SpaceRaptorsInfiniteAR5001]

@@Alteori the main well to tell is the crown of horns around its dome.

[@georgebee3090]

But but but Alteori mOsAsaURs aRenT dInoSaUrs 🤪🥰 this series has been an absolute joy ♥️

[@jonnybb]

I will die on the hill that JW:FE has the best opening of any of the JP + JW movies.

[@ravensthatflywiththenightm7319]

6:38 What especially bugs me about this movie, out of all the other things that bugged me about this movie, is that the director spent so much time basically jerking off Rexy and giving her every big dramatic scene / moment in the film, to the point they literally had to sacrifice so many other cameos like - GOD FORBID - a Dilophosaurus after how many movies of no shows.

[@vermilliontoaster3063]

3:00 GADDAMN you have no chill!!😂😂😂

[@DEATH111183]

18:07 "i'm sorry how did he not see that t-rex? did it teleport to his location, did it manifest into a puff of smoke before his very eyes??" an answer to these questions, and another question..... first the question. even if he was deaf dumb and blind.... he still shoulda felt that thing coming. i mean we established it's foot steps make enough force to seriously ripple large puddles of water like a white water rapid. how could he not even feel that?? and now the answer.... the t-rex is basically a reptilian ninja, it's domain is the shadow, it strays from the shadows reluctantly, for when it does it strikes hard and fades away...... WITHOUT A TRACE!!!

[@shainewhite2781]

17:30, she means that these animals deserve a second chance, because Maisie herself is a clone, whom got a second chance at life.

[@netherdominater9960]

"How did he not see the T Rex?" Play ARK and you'll see how

[@nikwik5086]

To be honest I agree with you alteori, the writting could have been better but I have to say it was a dessent movie and I really liked the callbacks and horror elements in it. Plus I think the reason they made some of the T-Rex roars sound...lower is to show her age...probably, it makes sense to me.

[@nikolaizeliazkov5983]

Super video,fox (did you have some social media profiles?)

[@ztlabraptor211]

This movie definitely isn’t awful the way a lot of reviews make it sound. I’d consider it a fun/ average movie, but since it’s in the brilliant Jurassic park franchise it makes it look significantly weaker

[@Alteori]

Yeah if it stood alone apart from the franchise and hadn't been marketed as a horror like the first one, it would have been better. It still has writing issues. But it was a dumb fun movie which.... I don't really like for Jurassic Park movies. I feel like the franchise deserves better than becoming popcorn movies.

[@ztlabraptor211]

@@Alteori I’d agree with that too. Hopefully dominion is a return to its roots

[@Lobstro]

To give the Indoraptor a target to attack, you first point a laser at the target... a laser attached to a gun... pointed at the target you want killed. Why not just shoot the target yourself? Seriously, what is the ideal use for this dinosaur assassin? It's so big and rare that once you deploy it, everyone is going to know about it. Maybe it's not meant for covert assassinations, but for use on the battlefield or in guerilla warfare to take down a fortified unit that can resist gunfire. Now that I think about it, an Indoraptor would probably be very effective in urban or jungle warfare. You could release it into rough, twisty terrain and it would be able to navigate easily while also being resistant to attacks. Hmm... Okay, this idea isn't as stupid as I thought. The laser is still stupid though. Just give it a good sense of smell and then you could just give it the scent of the target you want it to go after, like what they do with bloodhounds.

[@konstellashon1364]

Maybe teach it to attack a certain scent and then spray that on the target. Like a tear gas grenade.

[@r4ven577]

A woman ran faster in heels than a trex could have. Here is a quote I found. "It shows a woman named Majken Sichlau creating a record by running in high heels. “Fastest 100m in high heels (female) 13.557 sec by Majken Sichlau, Denmark” they wrote and shared the video. It shows her completing the feat, quite smoothly, as people cheer on.Oct 21, 2020

[@Jyharri]

I feel that more than 85% of this movie was more callback than movie, honestly.

[@shainewhite2781]

The Brachiosaurus dying is sad but it shows that we are never going back to Isla Nublar ever again.

[@zeeks7750]

17:27 hey don't disrespect isabella sermon like that !!

[@Tuxedojuinor77]

LOL Alteori was mad at Masie for opening the gatefor the Dino’s to escape at Minute 17:28 but Alteori she set up the Prequel for Jurassic fans Jurassic world dominion if Masie didn’t open the door for them Dino’s to escape we wouldn’t have dominion or the 4th season of camp Cretaceous cause Kash said in season 4 they got the Dino’s from Nublar and Sorna but the Dino’s on Nublar are dead soooo what do you mean Kash so if Masie didn’t release those Dino’s we wouldn’t have Dominion or the 4th season of camp cretaceous

[@Ceeboyforlife]

Why do they let kids into rooms with important things and buttons? Then the child steals it or presses the button, like “Why are you even here?”

[@TheMoonShepard]

Fallen Kingdom remains my least favourite of the entire franchise

[@ZugzugZugzugson]

19:20 "maybe the [dino type] are just really stupid and they're the ravens of the dinosaur world?" how does that analogy hold up? ravens are like the smartest birds in existence.

[@CassDaMan1138]

One thing that really bugged me about this movie was Zia the Veterinarian. Like I get why they went in the direction they went, to have that one scene where she's like awe of the Brachiasaur walking by or the gag that she's a Dino Vet that's never seen a dino... but like... they could have easily just made her backstory be that she's a former Park Veterinarian from Jurassic World that joined Claire's Group because she loved the dinosaurs so much and because she couldn't find work elsewhere because of the controversy. It would have made more sense to bring her along. And then the drama could be that she's not used to working on carnivores when Blue gets shot. If any character could have been in awe it should have been Franklin the nerd afraid of mosquitos. Or better yet she could have had that awe moment because she missed the animals so much.

[@Alteori]

Exactly!! Many people pointed that out 😄

[@juliancar5700]

@@Alteori I had the idea that Franklin was a friend of Lowery from the first Jurassic World.

[@derajalen_the_fallout_modder]

I agree that the new ending midpoints always reflects the nostalgic ending of jurassic park. T-rex kills raptor and then poses and roars. Jurassic world T-rex vs. Indominus Rex, poses and roars. Jurassic world: Fallen kingdom blue has T-rex blood vs. Indo-raptor poses and roars, wash, rinse, repeat. I am 110% sure that domination will somehow work that in, I really wish that they wouldn't and just be original for once.

[@ABtheButterfly]

19:19 "ravens of the dinosaurs' world', Ravens are one of the most intelligent birds there are apparently, the dumbest bird is the Kakapo which is an endangered bird native to New Zealand

[@Pro-dp3sh]

I think your point about how guns do not work on dinosaurs is something interesting to think about when considering how the next movie will go. The idea of Dominion, I imagine, is that dinosaurs have found a way (life finds a way) to breed and spread across the world. This idea from what 20 or so different species escaping a house is ridiculous, but I think they’ll find a way to explain it. They’ll then need to have a reason why the army hasn’t hunted them down and killed them all already - which they won’t explain, it will yet be just another movie where guns are ineffective against them

[@vladmuresan1143]

I'll never forgive them for killing the brachiosaurus. I was pissed for weeks

[@Alteori]

Yeah that was even sadder when you learn it was the original 🥺

[@vladmuresan1143]

I think the whole beauty about it is that no matter what happened, you could still imagine the island being wild and peaceful somewhere. Such a great idea from the original that didn’t deserve to be destroyed.

[@Pr1malTyrant]

Ok so I think the reason why Ripper didn’t attack Maisie is because when he first saw her in that one scene that barely anyone remembers he doesn’t see Maisie as a big all knowing god like the other people who ran experiments on him also hot take but I think that the reason why Ripper seems less intelligent may be because he has mild ADHD and autism which we can see the indoraptor stim a lot through the movie with those weird panting noises he makes for no reason being a vocal stim furthermore he can’t stay still normally a stalking animal would stay still when hunting but Ripper does not he’s always moving even when it seems he’s not he’s twitching which may be another stim and when you made Rippers POV vid he hated loud noises so what if these same sounds are over stimulating him making him A more aggressive and B more likely to stim in order to regulate his emotions and what’s happening around him but that’s just a random theory I came up with a long time ago also I love ur vids :)

[@Pr1malTyrant]

Also he probably felt sorry for Maisie because he hears and sees Maisie just be yelled and screamed at by Eli so yeah