Everything Wrong With Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

[@nobodysdawn493]

How could you not sin the fact that the giant, killer water dino’s exhibit apparently was designed with an unnecessarily giant water dino sized door that for some reason opens directly into the open ocean?

[@ghostcityshelton9378]

Why if the door was opened all this time would it still be there in the first place? If door wasn't opened it should have starved by now. Duh!

[@j.jonahjameson5729]

@@ghostcityshelton9378 yes but he's saying that why would they put a gate there anyway there is literally no point other than plot

[@HAL-vm3wn]

How can they not sin this movie's biggest sin: the 2nd one was called "The Lost World: Jurassic Park", so why the fuck isn't this called "The Lost Park:Jurassic World"?

[@paulae4033]

Because Jeremy doesn't sin actual flaws from the movie, he just makes jokes

[@newyorkny5023]

Filtration* Or the fact the Mosasaur closure moved spots between movies just so it could escape.

[@CappyK]

I like how the Raptors keep getting smarter in each movie. It started out as "They hunt in packs." That's about it. Now Blue is a MENSA candidate after she completed her Masters in Philosophy at Brown

[@EnglishBaconOfficial]

CaptainKipup Philosoraptor

[@Ryodraco]

Technically they did claim in the first movie that they were "extremely intelligent" and compared them to apes, or something like that if I recall right.

[@CappyK]

If I'm honest... I set that joke up in the hopes that a Meme Lord would come and show himself.

[@GlaurungTheGreat]

In the inevitable sequel series: "We're in space! Surely they can't get to us here. Good Lord, is that... are they... how are they even able to carry rocket engines with those claws?"

[@andrewksmash8862]

Philosophy was an odd choice there

[@randylizotte]

Can watch a hundred movies where people die all sad and I feel nothing But that damn dinosaur on the pier being engulfed is heartbreaking

[@ashishhembrom3905]

Yep Schindler's list was not heartbreaking at all.

[@tlr0512345]

i know X(

[@chumkle]

I was waiting for him to say *I'm not crying *

[@hannahh8223]

fun fact (not really), that brachiosaurus was confirmed to be the first dinosaur you see in the original Jurassic Park... yikes

[@2128jrandall]

@BoBandy Same way. I can be shown mounds of bodies, the goriest of murders, and I won't bat an eyelash. Put on an ASPCA commercial and I lose my shit. Nothing wrong with it.

[@giot9972]

He forgot that in the first movie they had jimmy Fallon explain how the hamster balls could be impenetrable to bullets however Owen shot right threw it during the underwater scene

[@josephstalin364]

I think that was to show how little control the people at Jurassic world had of the dinosaurs. I think it was a throwback to the first movie where they said that the control was an illusion

[@quentinantoine4183]

Yes but jimmy Fallon so its still a sin

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

honestly theres no good excuse for that, its the same as them saying “it doesn’t want to eat, it wants to HUNT!” and then ingoring that later by just casually feeding a T-rex a chained-up goat. they do this constantly, laying down rules for the future only to break them for plot convenience.

[@SeekersLegacy]

You clowns really need to get better taste and stop pretending that these are somehow bad movies.

[@crendler9912]

Bullets fired underwater break apart almost instantly. A 50 caliber bullet won't make it through 4 feet of water.

[@flamingserpanite]

A few sins he didn't mention but that stood out to me. 1. Dino vet lady apparently has a degree in that field despite having never actually seen a dinosaur before. 2. She has all the attitude towards computer guy because "she's a doctor." 3. That orb thing only leaks water where the plastic was broken, meaning it must be airtight otherwise. Those two kids from the first movie would've passed out after 5 minutes with no fresh air. 4. They made a secret underground laboratory, but decided to keep the dumbwaiter going down there. 5. The indoraptor went from standing on the roof to being on the girls balcony, but didn't make a single sound as it dropped down. 6. Blue went from barely not eating Owen in the last movie to following his commands like a fricken' pokemon. 7. They play triumphant music when she releases the dinosaurs, as if it's a glorious scene rather than a massive crime against humanity.

[@bizzless2308]

You knew it was going to be a trash film when one of the first scenes shows Claire being dropped off in a car courtesy of the estate and the woman who answers the door says "you're early". How could she possibly be early if she arrived exactly when you sent a car to get her?! Laziest writing I've ever seen

[@lvo9197]

1) Also: the dinosaurs decide to suddenly get over from the fear of fire and explosions only to try and eat the protagonist, because, running from lava and volcanic ash and falling through a cliff into the ocean are not high enough stakes. 2) Military guy turns out to be evil... what a plot twist 3) corporate CEO who looks too good to be true turns out to be evil, what a plot twist. 4) We didn´t care about the already broken up Owen and Claire relationship, so let´s make them split up between movies so we can watch them get together again (also... what a plot twist) 5) Use laser guided dinosaurs as a weapon in a time where guns and laser guided missiles are a thing is beyond what anyone´s suspension of disbelief can take. 6) Big movie monster created specifically for this movie ends up escaping, what a plot twist.

[@valiang8867]

CrassKal Blue is a pack animal, now Owen is the only pack she has, why would she not follow his orders? That would be against all sorts of logic Also I'm sorry, releasing a bunch of animals after they had been imprisoned for their entire lives on an island is apparently a bad thing, tbh there are more dangerous animals that actually exist in modern times, in fact nearly all the Dinosaur that were released could live happily in the wild for however long they have left to live without ever needing to even go near humans

[@Red-nh7qy]

@@valiang8867 well thank god we have you the dinosaur expert who stuides all of their moves and habits to know what these very real dinosaurs would and wouldn't do

[@stephanieboggian8636]

Yes to number one. I said that exact thing in the cinema. What the heck did she use to study.

[@Codraroll]

Biggest missed sin for me: There are maybe fifty dinosaurs that escape the mansion at the end. What do you call a species with only fifty specimens left in the world? Critically endangered, that's what. And those dinosaurs are: 1) Not even of the same species. 2) Not adapted to the climate (Isla Nublar has a massively different climate than northern California - the existence of winters, for one). 3) More than possibly not adapted to the plant and animal life available as food. 4) Possibly the coolest trophies any amateur hunter could display on his mantlepiece, meaning there would be a lot of people seeking to kill them just for the bragging rights. 5) Already proven to be able to be hunted down and collected by a small company of mercenaries with small-arms weapons (literally the first act of the movie), meaning that 4) is a major concern even if you don't take the military into account. So yeah, if cold, hunters or starvation wasn't already certain to kill them all off in half a year or less, in-breeding would ensure there wouldn't be more than a couple more dinosaur generations at most. Releasing them into the world from northern California would be a global threat on the same scale as a dozen crocodiles escaping from a zoo in northern Finland. Do I expect the next movie to take this into account? Not even remotely. Probably, there will suddenly be thousands of them running around, perfectly adapted to any and every ecosystem.

[@hannahf5796]

Well said!

[@JorgeTorrespluspage]

The only species that might thrive as an invading species is the compys, tiny little dino rats.

[@Codraroll]

Rats without fur, and with tiny bodies that generate little heat, but whose surface is large enough to radiate quite a lot away. They'd be screwed in winter too, but I guess some of them could make it south before that happens. Either way, there's still too few of them to re-populate a species, they'd succumb to in-breeding even if they found an environment they could thrive in.

[@pillowdargon]

they're all females though. they can't even breed.

[@ekaj7466]

i wonder how long it’ll take them to go EXTINCT again?

[@captainprice1820]

Shoots gun at T-Rex: *Does Nothing* Mosquito: Is able to penetrate skin

[@elvis4868]

LUL

[@ignorthepain]

Big mosquito.

[@samueljoba6342]

Was no ordinary mosquito. Mosquitosaurus

[@jaja_jupiter740]

Remember the food chain: Mosquito > Saitama > T-Rex

[@redbepis4600]

@@ignorthepain bullet stronger

[@drunknmonkey696]

Wait a sec - no sin for the hole "shooting the gyrosphere under water" thing when in the first movie there literally was a scene with Jimmy Fallon shooting that thing with a .50cal to proof that it's bulletproof?

[@baconchickenforty-two]

wow i didnt even remember that until now, thats fucking hilarious. thank you

[@Jakushka]

The pressure on it from the water could have weakened the glass? I got nothing. I'm a long time Jurassic Park fan and I didn't find anything good about this movie other than the dinosaur themselves.

[@nevmiku]

@@Jakushka Water pressure would be coming from the outside in and since it's a sphere, it would strengthen the glass, not weakening it. Like squeezing an egg. Only when you squeeze too hard that it will crack, but that's at depths well below where they were.

[@Jakushka]

@NeV Miku I wasn't trying to defend the movie in any way. Honestly it's absolutely terrible. It was the only remotely plausible explanation I could think of. I am glad that it was a handgun which can be fire underwater and not have the bullet disintegrate after a few feet rather than some kind of AR which would have been absolutely ineffective in any way though.

[@sawthesky]

This movie was god awful and I’m a big Jurassic Park fan. I actually liked the first Jurassic World. But this one? Holy shit I wanted my money back after it ended. The writing, the plot holes, the characters, everything about this movie was shit.

[@whichDude]

A freaking SUV ramps it way into a boat and somehow none of the soldiers notice it despite that they are everywhere.

[@Deutalios818]

Movie physics

They noticed it. They probably thought it was stragglers from their group.

[@alexh2509]

Ron Perrine jr yes

[@tymiller590]

boy really said “freaking”

[@eatsmylifeYT]

It looked like a Unimog, which is a truck. Not a pickup truck. A truck.

[@luckyspurs]

4:31 Anakin was literally further away from the fire than that.

[@alethiamillner5603]

For real!

[@joesphsmiththethird4432]

Agreedo

[@Raelarial]

and yet he was burned alive, this guy is basically scott free

[@wugglesx]

Maybe he was in the Navy

[@wugglesx]

The like made me realize. A jedi\sith Navy would be freaking terrifying..

[@angelomordini6779]

Can we talk about how that little girl released multiple dinos out into the human world/suburbs bc they were “like her” all that innocent human blood about to be spilt from dinos is on her hands

[@IwashereJay]

It's like 10 dinosaurs, and most of them not even in pairs. Let's just be honest, the whole Jurassic world premise is bullshit

[@zogood3495]

@Jerry Graham like Ian Malcolm stated "life finds a way"

[@michaelbachtell1369]

@@IwashereJay you can be honest but I love the whole Jurassic franchise and there are a few things wrong with it but I don't care

[@aravsingh2868]

I honestly don’t blame her. She’s still a kid. She just found that her entire life she was a clone of her mother,who she loved even tho she never saw her. The dinosaurs were also clones. She felt an attachment to them. She saw the dying and released cause she’s a kid,she doesn’t know any better and also this was a split second decision cause they were about to die.

[@tcreative4610]

@Jerry Graham they still need to a pair.

[@josh__jimison]

He forgot the fact the way you controlled indoraptor is by pointing a gun at the person you want to die. You can just shoot the gun! you do not need the super expensive unnecessary and dangerous dinosaur when you have a gun pointed at the person you want to kill.

[@tatefranz2047]

Josh Jimison hishe

[@Foxtrot369]

It's America... _"Guns don't kill people"_ remember? Apparently you just point them at people and they die by magic. Or dinosaur...

[@joanofarc6052]

The Dinosaur is a way much more safer and better way for war.

[@jimb.7523]

Or just get a simple laser pointer, like the one I use for my cat. Let the fun begin!

[@jamisong.9653]

"This is the most advanced gun ever built. It has a built in dino attack mode, fires 5.56mm incindiary bullets, and bling out the wazzoo. I call it "The Overcompensator".

[@littleantony8944]

4:34 THIS, THIS AND THIS! I'm tired of seeing movies treating fire and lava like it burns you only if you touch it.

[@renee_is_pink]

Yup

[@cipherpoi9834]

Fire and lava = cold and icy vs when you touch it 😐👉🔥 wow that’s.... that’s hot

[@tweetyoaky6363]

You can stand on lava tho??

[@DavidEllis94]

@@tweetyoaky6363 No, you cannot. There is no safely getting that close without significant protection.

[@tweetyoaky6363]

David Ellis yes you can lol, I know people who have done it. Just google it. Smh.

[@vvvv7649]

Jurassic Park Jurassic World Jurassic Solar System Jurassic Galaxy Jurassic Nebula Jurassic Interstellar Cluster Jurassic Observable Universe

[@scouttrooper603]

Snowy Moon Jurassic universe.

[@quincyupchurch4780]

😆

[@LV426wy]

Hahaha take my money

[@andreamarino6010]

Jurassic infinity war

[@foxxop3308]

Snowy Moon Jurassic nothingness

[@spectrumskies4934]

Nobody talking about how the Mosasaur survived? Last thing it ate was the Indominus and its tank was NEVER being cleaned

[@ChonkedCat]

I definitely believe it would attack a random Dino that got too close but idk about the tank not being cleaned

[@rocekth]

There are smaller things that have survived way longer without food, not exactly that much of a stretch

[@adam_mma]

Movie logic i guess

[@xKitzunexx]

1. The beginning took place a few weeks after Jurassic World was destroyed by dinosaurs. 2. Did you not see how big the indominus Rex was? Probably could keep mosasaur fed for a couple of weeks. 3.lets not forget dinosaurs were let loose and at some point they have to drink water. Clearly mosasaur ate those that came to her tank. This is why no one is talking about it because there are plenty of reasons why it's possible for the mosasaur to survive that you couldn't figure out.

[@marklee9352]

@@rocekth the bigger you are the more food you need

[@dr.k8610]

100sins for that entire Jimmy Fallon skit last movie about how the gyro sphere glass can resist a fifty caliber bullet but the Owen just shoots holes through the same glass, underwater.

[@getzo5340]

Boss Man Well, that ruined this movie for me...

[@crystalearly9811]

Boss Man nice catch!! I’ve seen all these movies countless times and never caught that!

[@shortstuff780]

@@crystalearly9811 how could you see the more then once. Biggest disappointed movie of 2018. With happy time murder following right behind

[@SirMoeThe2nd]

@@crystalearly9811 Addition hotlines. Give em a call

[@oldenweery7510]

Boss Man I started to watch "Jurassic World"---for free on TV and changed channels about ten minutes in, so I never had any interest in seeing this mish-mash. If I hadn't seen that clip of him apparently going to blow a hole in armored glass or whatever, I wouldn't have believed anyone would've been stupid enough to include it! A firearm triggered underwater--even if it could do so in air!--wouldn't penetrate it. A bullet fired into a ballistic lab's tank will come to a *complete stop* in one to two feet. (Saw and heard this on "Homicide Hunter" night before last.) This is about as dumb as the "silenced revolver" they're still showing, all these years later.

[@ThemisticShadow]

You also forgot to mention that: 1. Lava falls on the dinossaur and instead of melting its face just burns a little bit and he can shake it off. 2. Owen survives jumping of a fucking cliff and not a single dinosaur falls in his head.

[@despinasgarden.4100]

Yeah when i saw the lava scene i just laughted, that thing should be dead and with the skull melted in the moment.

[@henriksandstrom2161]

Nah I think you have wrong

[@JDStone-jg8cg]

@@despinasgarden.4100 Not quite . . . you can slap lava and only receive minor burns if you're quick. Just like you can swing your arms through a blow torch and it won't even singe your hair. Look up the hacksmiths video on putting his hand through his Protosaber with a plasma based flame. So in this scene the dino probably should have some third degree burns, but it certainly wouldn't have died outright. You could also watch some videos by Kyle Hill, he's done a couple of videos on lava. one of which he put a replica of the one ring from lotr in some man made lava and then found it perfectly whole. you could still read the etching on the side . . .

[@TheConspiredOne]

How do you expect a dinosaur to fall in his head though? It would have to dive right into his earhole. Think please.

[@shawnbass-ig2bv]

Except lava doesn't behave the way its portrayed in movies, it doesn't just instantly vaporize whatever it touches, if you held some in your hand it would probably take a few minutes before it burns you to the bone

[@WMFilms25]

Your voice was in my head so many times when I watched this.

[@Dantheman19961-e]

Especially the "Roll Credits"

[@legatomisterioso7]

Me too, movie sucked and thought about doing my own sins video

[@JYMAHJAMES]

@@Dantheman19961-e every movie I watch, that shit is stuck in my head 😂😂

[@islanublar4561]

Maisie: they're alive like me Owen: "shoots Maisie and closes the doors" Everyone: "shocked" Owen: Eh, they can make another one

[@lillavalentine5852]

no

[@islanublar4561]

@@lillavalentine5852 you're right they can't

[@akiraigarashi2874]

Much better than the movie

[@Thebaconmurderer]

Owen: "She just killed an unknown amount of human, animal, and plant life on the scale unprecedented in history. When was the last time the Earth has had to feed animals that can clear an entire forest that we also use for building in a week?"

[@nubnubnubnubnubnubnubnubnu4769]

Another couple sins I would have added is that the directors have no idea how lava works, in one scene while Owen was getting away from lava, you can clearly see his hand drenched in it, and also baryonixes are not lava proof as well

[@ButcherCake6969]

@@DeMunCEPHUS so how do you explain the fucking dinosaur that tanked a drop of lava in his fucking head and shake it like was a little burn, neither a literally a steel skull can't stand a chance Lava would go through that skull like a hot knife in to butter

[@aravsingh2868]

@@DeMunCEPHUS maybe if you knew how lava worked you wouldn’t have commented it

[@aravsingh2868]

@@DeMunCEPHUS Yeah I probably should

[@henriksandstrom2161]

Bruh do you actually think that a very small amount of lava actually should have killed the dinosaurs idiot. Do you think that it is some very powerful acid.

[@shawnbass-ig2bv]

Except lava doesn't act like that at all, it doesn't just instantly vaporize anything it touches

[@soren7550]

No sins for the "I'm a theoretical dino vet that has never actually seen a dino and also somehow never got a job that would be in very high demand from the people that would very much need a dino vet", and the whole "the only way we can save these dinos from being gassed to death is to release them from their cages and then open the doors to vent the gas, no way no how we can just open the doors to vent the gas while keeping the dinos in their cages"?

[@mdb45424]

for the 2nd one MOVIE TIE IN. the writers wrote themselves into a corner and this was a lazy way to fix it.

[@davidmhh9977]

1. The only people hiring dino vets would be Jurassic World, so it would be incredibly competitive to get hired. Also, when the park closed, likely just before after she finished her degree, basically the entire job market for dino vets would go under overnight. 2. The gasses wouldn't vent fast enough with just the doors open, so the dinosaurs would also need get into the open air. I'm pretty sure if you had poisonous gas in your house you wouldn't open the doors and windows and stay in the house, you would leave.

[@CMCAdvanced]

How about the idea for it in the first place? There's a lot of things not sinned in this movie. How about Jeff Goldblum not even being in the movie for more than a couple minutes?

[@mariobadia4553]

@@CMCAdvanced The a scummy thing was that they kept mentioning him in videos and ads like he was a huge part of the movie

[@meldrickedwards1785]

@@mariobadia4553 they used jeff goldblums name to try and get people ecited.

[@alchris8041]

Did Blue literally just, shed a tear? My, my. I'm done.

[@iclynnx]

I'll just pretend her eyes were dry. Animals can get tears, but usually only when their eyes are dry, or they're sick

[@kxd13flow]

I'm talkin the SINGLE teardrop

[@linkLoverAG]

@blahblahblah mememe Or Allergies. My parent's mastiff is allergic to himself and the poor thing's eyes get red and teary.

[@linkLoverAG]

@A. Sayied Isn't Blue a girl?

[@cx-519]

@@linkLoverAG yes, all the raptors are

[@milesrocker1]

Also a "paleo-vet" that's never seen a single dinosaur in real life? You gonna call yourself a veterinarian if you've never seen an animal? And what school is offering these programs?

[@wolf310ii]

The school of YT

[@SteinOnkel]

Trump University.

[@Necromancer0225]

Yeah, exactly, they could have had a character who actually worked as a 'paleo-vet' at Jurassic World but nooooo Honest what is this movie

[@godzillaisnuclea123]

@Jerry Graham She says she is a paleo vet not a student. Also it seems as though Jurassic world is the only place in the world with dinosaurs yet shes never been there, how can she possibly call herself a paleo vet, was she affililated in any way with Jurassic world? No, not to mention that the exact methods and genetic makeup of the dinosaurs is a closely guarded secret, not something you can pick up at google university. Vets in training do get to treat actual animals even highly dangerous ones because there is a magical thing called a sedative. The sattler thing is totally different because the park was brand new and they couldnt fully anticpate the animals behaviour and how they would react to a modern world, they make that point loads in the movie. Her whole reason for being on the island is bogus, the baddies have Wu and some of his staff, would they not send an actual paleo vet to oversee the dinos? If we had some actual dialogue backstory for a her character it would have been more forgivable but they didn't.

[@adamwoolston253]

How about Jimmy Fallon making a big deal about the glass ball thing being bullet proof in the first movie, like up to a 50 cal, then Chris Pratt casually shoots a hole in it with a NINE MILLIMETER... *UNDERWATER.* Seriously, go watch a video of what happens when you fire a gun underwater, it definitely won't break glass.

[@lucasboi837]

This is why Incredibles 1 follows better logic than that

[@batalorian7997]

I always thought about the bullet not working underwater but I forgot those gyrosphereres could withstand a 50 cal bullet

[@jhamircounsel711]

Yeah that's pretty sin worthy

[@victorramirez1665]

Under water glass is more easier to brake glass

[@regularusername5516]

@@victorramirez1665 true, except that a bullet underwater is like trying to stab someone with a spoon, and also glass that is bulletproof to a 50 caliber bullet would break to, MAYBE a 50 caliber, not a nine mil

[@FredrickK3]

5:39 I too only recognize this species as being a long-neck. Glad to know you're a Land Before Time fan.

[@RetrX1]

Ik I think they are apatosaurus because the brachiosaurus is much taller

[@t.nichole6496]

😂😂😂😂

[@hypyu1458]

@@RetrX1 and they have no head crest typed things

[@dondraper5447]

Three horns do not play with long NECKS

[@aithanleeom5152]

what a man of culture strong coherent and diverse.

[@florencegreep7315]

How did Ben Lockwood not realize that there was a whole lab down in his basement (which looks bigger than the rest of his house I may add) lmao 😂 that electricity bill must have been higher than wiz Khalifa 🤪

[@wugglesx]

Higher than snoop dogg and Willie Nelson hanging out

[@florencegreep7315]

snickelfrits fellow 😂

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Higher than Dexter's labratory lol 🤣

[@tailsofpearls]

He knew. Where do you think he made Maise?

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@tailsofpearls u sure?

[@jeebuschristos8423]

If these dinosaurs die... they'll be no more dinosaurs... well... except for all that DNA materials that we have in storage that could be used to create NEW dinosaurs... and even wholesale new species of same... but, yea... these SPECIFIC cloned dinosaurs need to survive...

[@amaizel]

I kept thinking the same thing during this movie. The whole premise was that these dinosaurs were going extinct again... BUT HOW? They have fucking dinosaur factories and shit

[@charlottewalnut3118]

Jeebus Christos It’s a little kid they don’t think that way

[@cgee7590]

They're even creating new dinosaurs...horrible job of trying to make the current dinosaurs seem important or relevant, lol

[@silverblade357]

Hell, they created new dinosaurs for Jurassic World. The wild ones that couldn't be captured were put down and cloned. And didn't they fix the breeding oversight from the original movie? Why should anyone risk their lives for animals that are doomed to go extinct?

[@Warcodered01]

Seriously Blue is the only Velociraptor left at this point saving her does not save the species.

[@geardog24]

Why do I get the feeling that the writers wanted to give the clone girl the ability to talk to the dinosaurs? Or are they saving that for the sequel?

[@themaster5800]

saving it for the sequel im sure

[@Lorkanthal]

@@themaster5800 what sequel? A bunch of dangerous dinosaurs have escaped into a country where most of the populace owns at least 1 gun and has one of the largest militaries. Those dinosaurs would be rounded up or killed within a month.

[@catmani2]

Lorkanthal.... Not to mention most of the species there were only 1 of so there is not re population of them. But hey, that won't matter if a sequel happens.

[@themartianway]

@@Lorkanthal I agree, but not everyone has extremely high caliber hunting rifles. Some people will be quiet inconvenienced.

[@austinzax5208]

(Jurassic World)"Don't move we're on our way"

[@VincentWeir]

I've never seen Jeremy so pissed about a movie. Shit.

[@bro-be3bd]

Well, I've seen wayyyy more sins than this... And he didn't add any extra sins, just 1 sin each time.

[@TrashHeapCustodian]

Yeah, I expected at least a huge multiplier bonus round.

[@Darkbiscuit]

He probably didn’t want to watch anymore...I didn’t

[@godemperorofmankind3.091]

he was way more angry at furious 7 and 8

[@rudye5259]

Nah he was quite pissed about Pete's Dragon, the original one.

[@simonbelmont9324]

Volcano that literally nobody has ever seen or noticed in the last 4 movies conveniently added onto the island for major plot point.

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

To be entirely fair, an island with a volcano center is very common.

[@josephstalin364]

A lot of these plot points are solved in the books. They state that the island ran on geothermal power and the volcanic activity made the perfect climate for dinosaurs.

[@rewindrecords3507]

Volcanos are in the books. Does anyone of JW generation even know there were books?

[@raymondhartmeijer9300]

@@rewindrecords3507 The books don't matter, (although in this case I did read them). Errors are still errors within any film if things are not explained to the audience during the film.

[@ameliapin4961]

I’m pretty sure it is mentioned in the first film, also not all 4 movies were the same island.

[@ginger2330]

I totally agree with you for the costs. I mean THESE ARE A ONCE EXTINCT, EXTREMELY POWERFUL, AND EXOTIC SPECIES. THAT'S MORE THAN 10 MIL

[@Twistedhair_ken]

DD McCarron they should be worth 250 Million at least

[@thequ5914]

I`d pay $600M DO I WIN THE F00KING AUCTION YET?!

[@ginger2330]

No you do not get the dinosoar

[@thequ5914]

@@hollyb6407 well, considering how far people are willing to go to own a skeleton of one, I`d think just before the auction, there would be at least 500 trucks just outside with people who want to steal them. I wouldn't be suprised if a billionaire like bill gates showed up and half his company's savings just goes in an instant.

[@deemariedubois4916]

DD McCarron Yes the BIGGEST SIN should have been undervaluation of a REAL LIVE DINO. Ridiculous at 10 million! And it wouldn't just be billionaires there, countries would have sent representatives. Imagine tourism money if a country has a LIVE DINO to come see. We are Americans, no way we wouldn't want one...we can't stand to be out done by Russia or China. Who is responsible for writing this shit?

[@insignificantgnat9334]

Why isn't there a sin for them outrunning the pyroclastic flow? Those things go between 60 and 400 mph, it just isn't happening.

[@EmeraldEyes1776]

Oh good, I'm not the only one who noticed that.

[@MichaelSmith-cy6vy]

Finally someone said this!

[@nanuqo2006]

@Harvey Hutt Fuck off.

[@brandonr45]

Says pyroclastic flow, immediately thinks about Ice Cube.

[@quincyupchurch4780]

Also, volcanic ash ias EXTREMELY HOT, yet Owen SURVIVES IT, WTF

[@GarrettZa]

Missed Dings: 1. Owen definitely should have died after being enveloped in that volcanic ash while he was running. 2. Claire walks on top of the T-Rex cage in a cargo hull that has armed guards patrolling it and DOESN'T GET NOTICED. 3. Also, the T-Rex starts to freak out and none of the guards seem even the tiniest bit concerned, even so much as to simply glance in the direction of the cage that Claire WAS ON TOP OF. 4. Telling the evil guy to give up and call the cops on himself, even though you yourself are an ailing old man, and then expecting that sh*t to work out.

[@JSPena]

Garrett Boneberg yep.

[@FacelessKill3R1]

Also when the guy that collects Dino teeth looks inside the truck talking to the doctor and the protagonists are hiding in the sides of the window, the Dino teeth guy doesn't see them. Seems like peripheral vision doesn't exist in this universe

[@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv]

Garrett Boneberg Also, why are the humans so damn weak? If I were there, I would grab a weapon and fight those dinosaur scallions. Even if I die, at least I wasn’t the typical snack.

[@hyperblitz2077]

*DING*

[@hermesdosanjos4765]

5. The dinosaur doctor chosen for the mission is the one that NEVER seen a Dino even that the Park was running ok for a long time before the events of Jurassic World 1!!!

[@khoapham8286]

During the final battle, it was pouring. But moments after they released the dinosaurs, the entire castle and its surroundings were completely dry.

[@borismuller86]

In this movie, weather and time of day are decided at random, or based on how the director was feeling.

[@flex-solo7807]

Owen: *Almost gets killed multiple times by dinosaurs Claire, seconds later:NOOOO THE DINOSAURS ARE DYING OUT

[@washedblue]

tbf Owen seems to have super powers that allow him to escape every situation, even being like an inch away from lava and not being affected whatsoever

[@Antesdelfinadmin]

To be fair, that's how most liberals think!

[@SpaceStrike]

@@Antesdelfinadmin liberals are republicans right

[@SpaceStrike]

@@Antesdelfinadmin cause you racist trump supporters are idiots

[@SpaceStrike]

@@tydalrave2333 except avengers

[@IrrationalCharisma]

To be fair, I've never seen a "Fortune" out of a fortune cookie, they're just odd proverbs and compliments

[@antonymilne1346]

Finally someone said it! Fortune cookies should be renamed to be more accurate, maybe "Wisdom Cookies", "Polite Cookies" or "Iroh Cookies".

[@dantenagarjuna811]

Mister Wuss Or cookies with _paper_

[@Melissa-pe2jr]

@@antonymilne1346 insulting Iroh comparing his wisdom to the BS that comes in "fortune" cookies

[@antonymilne1346]

@@Melissa-pe2jr I'm deeply sorry. But also in my defence, he himself straight up admitted a few times he was also talking bs.

[@davis9502]

F*** you says the movie

[@rico13b]

You missed the part where the poison gas was HYDROGEN cyanide, which was venting from a tank right above a fire. That shit would have exploded immediately.

[@matthewlindsley3298]

Also they open the cages and then the door instead of just leaving the cages closed and opening the door venting all the gas outside...

[@Capri_00]

@@matthewlindsley3298 my brother (not kidding) went on a ten minute yell-rant about that when we first saw this movie.

[@anoobis_]

EXACTLY

[@MrJamiesilaban]

@@matthewlindsley3298 cloned raptors are smarter than cloned little girls

[@pocketmarcy6990]

@@MrJamiesilaban tbf it was Claire that opened the inside gates first, not the clone girl

[@nathandomke2721]

Bro if Blue ate Chris Pratt on the spot I'd die laughing XD

[@Shiirow]

"I had to, theyre alive... like me" **pulls out gun and shoots her** "Not anymore. Now lets go hunt some dino's"

[@hamsterdumplings3420]

My god that would be dark as shit but funny as hell😂

[@kryptickiddo8481]

Now that is a movie I'd enjoy watching 😂

[@r.j.penfold]

I would have punched that kid in the face so hard and *GLADLY* go to jail. She's one of the most entitled characters I've ever come across _ever_.

[@MSRooky350z]

@@r.j.penfold it's a littke girl, that has more reasoning than most humans alive today, and you call HER entitled?...

[@usuilucifer8922]

Mister Twister reasoning of WHAT!??? Of killing/endangering hundred if not thousands of human life? The fucking dinosaur HAD their time for fucking millions of years. HUNDREDS MILLIONS to be correct. Human had 2 millions at most! When it time to go let them go why let them live in an age that no longer belong to them. It like teleporting you to the ice age so you live with mammoths and saber tooth tiger.

[@mentlinc]

Indorapter roars at the top of its lungs on the roof for no logical reason....then proceeds to sneak down the other side of the house to surprise it's prey😂

[@ashutoshdeodhar4710]

Yeah and why the fuck it would stick around, its free it should have left the place and start eating humans outside.

[@leobrad2199]

@@ashutoshdeodhar4710 yea but it read the script so it knew where it was suppose to be.

[@MP197742]

Larry Bradley, clever girl.

[@Deutalios818]

Maybe it’s the indoraptor saying, “DANGIT I’M WET AND I HATE IT!!!!!”

[@TheYasmineFlower]

@@ashutoshdeodhar4710 I think it was a really dramatic diva, who was just having fun on the hunt. That's also why it went from attacking wildly to roaring on the roof to sneaking into the room veeeeery slooooowly. I mean, if this was a comedy movie series, you'd see that Indoraptor moving to Hollywood to make it big as an actress.

[@UnbuffBane]

Lol i can feel all the irritation in his voice in this video

[@dpg154]

The outright "I'm done with this" rage at 5:30 is incredible 😂

[@Evolution1101]

I can't believe you didn't sin the part where Owen is chasing the hamster ball off the edge of the cliff and gets engulfed in the pyroclastic flow. That there is a "Yeah, he's dead" sin. Though not lava, pyroclastic flows are made up of toxic gases and ash that can reach 1000s of degrees Celsius (as well as debris like trees and stones) - There is no way Owen made it off that cliff... certainly not without looking like the mummy!

[@domingadelacruz6384]

Evolution1101 z, , .

[@MegaZeta]

YOU CAN'T BELIEVE IT! YOU'RE SO ANGRY ABOUT IT!

[@anthonyward2433]

what makes everyone think thats a pyroclastic flow and not just a wave of dirt/dust from the shockwave of the volcano erupting?

[@jamesgreen9480]

Is this a rerelease cibema sins cause in getting crazy deja vu. Someone please answer im creeped out

[@cjwrench07]

anthony ward It was continuously expanding, on an island without much bare ground, that would feed just a “dust cloud”. Plus, the movie shows secondary vents from the volcano, near the forest where Owen was. It makes way more sense its an expanding super-heated pyroclastic cloud, that’s creating a fight or flight response in All the Dinos. Than just a ambient-temp dust cloud, that shouldn’t induce that response.

[@fionnaskyborn]

The amount of his rage during this entire video makes me smile.

[@parkerpeter1795]

Fionna Skyborn it's so satisfying

[@GhanshyamSingh-sk1fs]

@@parkerpeter1795 hell lose feces

[@lunarkomet]

Ikr, finally someone that understands the pain

[@michaelpacinus242]

His rage

[@daffy2115]

The scene where own saved them from the underwater pod, is BS. The last movie says that the glass can withstand a 44 magnum. This isn’t even underwater and all Owen has is a 9mm (much smaller) and he’s firing underwater which would greatly slow down the velocity. Also guess what, IT WENT THROUGH!!

[@PumaM90]

Daffy 21 i forgot about that what the hell.

[@savagealphawolf5929]

That looks like it might be a 45 alot of newer ones are more sleek

[@levethane]

On one of those myth buster shows a guy fires a 44 magnum at a cars windscreen at 1m in a pool and it just bounces off.

[@shockal7269]

Too be fair, the Gyro aged through time, but seems legit

[@Ourfriendvirch]

The bullet actually didn't go through

[@katie-ib3zi]

“You have your mothers wicked sense of humor” Cs “Skip” Ad “hold on”

[@myNarrator]

Shouldn't Claire be in prison for gross negligence leading to multiple deaths and injuries?

[@lilshank7460]

Yes I'd say so

[@luckyspurs]

She should, but then a clone child would just let her out for being alive and we'd be back to normal again.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@luckyspurs exactly

[@angelomordini6779]

Yes and the little girl is going to juvy for the upcoming multiple human deaths due to the many dinosaurs she let out right into the nearby towns

[@myNarrator]

@Tim Krigers sad, but true

[@Velowise]

I’m surprised he didn’t talk about Owen being engulfed in volcanic ash. That’s what killed most of the people during Pompeii

[@wargamingsupernoob]

Yep

[@cruelroalex6722]

If you breathe in the ashes, it's a slow and painful death and you may or may not live with help from today's medicine, but that pyroclastic flow is extremely hot, Owen should definitely be BBQ Owen

[@readwrecks]

But fortune cookies don’t always have fortunes. They often have vague affirmations of the reader’s character.

[@anthonythanghe4755]

In fact, nowadays they usually do not have fortunes in favor of vague character affirmations.

[@kb7208]

Yep

[@jaylajordan1685]

Campsey Ziegler This movie wasn't super amazing (it was ok/eh for me), but a lot of these sins are pretty lazy ngl.

[@justinadams583]

@@jaylajordan1685 this whole movie was fucking lazy.

[@jaylajordan1685]

Reptile Fanatic Again never said it wasn't, but the sins in this video were extremely lazy.

[@user-kx6yp8cm7w]

So we’re gonna ignore that fact that Chris Pratt’s character is able to run through the highly toxic volcanic ash without dying or even a little cough?

[@IndorilTheGreat]

Fun fact about large, carnivorous dinosaurs - it's theorized that due to their massive weight (and as such, need for massive amounts of energy, aka, lots of food), they would probably need to sneak up on their prey and then charge it before jumping its bones in order to guarantee the best chance of getting a meal, rather than chasing it down over a great distance. It's quite possible that they moved rather silently.

[@youplayedyourself8179]

But you can't hear thumps, the ground shaking, metal scraping???

[@malzeno1202]

And to add up to this, they don’t roar or snarl. They probably used infrasound noises.

[@chedarheader7092]

Yes but definitely not fucking gonna mask it's heavy breathing or It running down the fucking hall. And if it had been near before waiting to get closer how could no one smell the fucking guy who opened the cages rotten flesh and blood on it's teeth. What your also saying is that millions of year old herbivores(Which usually but not always are prey) had a great sense of sound and sight. A common theory is that most predators of that time probably used thick dense foliage or anything to hide behind as a mask to sneak up without being seen. However an long straight empty hall which lines up perfectly wouldn't provide much hiding places. You must take into consideration that if they did move silently it was because the most likely didn't have metal floors and concrete floors that would provide some nifty scratching noises with each claw that taps the floor. You state, "Fun fact about large, carnivorous dinosaurs - it's theorized..." That theory is yet to be proven so the term "fact" would show that your entire argument isn't factual. If you slow the video down and watch the scene again you can see that the way it moves then leaps at such high speed means it sure as hell had to build up a lot of momentum to preform that crazy shit so there's no fucking way that it running and increasing in speed wouldn't make loud thumps as it runs. And it couldn't have been close if it could just suddenly dash head lowered and the spring up and twist sideways so fast because physics says, thou dinosaur shall not fucking become a bullet whilst standing a few feet away from thou prey and thou dinosaur shall not have sneak 100. Although I love the Jurassic park franchise sometimes the logic just doesn't line up and there's no denying it.

[@yourthefather1257]

8

[@LukaTisus]

Elephants are surprisingly quiet when they walk, large predators probably knew how to distribute their weight for maximum sneakiness. Who's to say they didn't have pads on their feet that cushion and soften the noises they might make? Good example is something large, like a grizzly. If it wants to sneak up on you, you aren't going to hear it.

[@dexis9412]

“I haven’t seen CGI fire this impressive since 1997’s spawn” Damn, that’s pretty impressive

[@zorgolon4100]

They want to keep the dinosaurs alive like Universal Studios wants to keep the Jurassic Park franchise alive.

[@howlingdin9332]

The dinosaurs themselves are a perfect metaphor for the franchise; saved from extinction to then be profited off and released to an unsuspecting public for the most contrived reasons imaginable.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

"They make money, like me." -Universal Studios

[@BlackFlash7]

If 2 films made me a billion and a half dollars I'd keep it in life support for as long as possible

[@josuealmeida9571]

The fans asked for more sequels

[@iwasjustcomingoutheretopic8598]

@@anothergingerninja3025 Maybe your right maybe your wrong idk but it looks better then this one

[@tomwarden7733]

My biggest sin was everytime Claire had even the slightest chance to leave, she just straight up left Owen behind 😂 in the glass ball, in the truck... She literally gets in and doesn't hesitate to just start driving away 🤣

[@arkhamtony3775]

She knows he can take care of himself from situations like this , also Owen would say " Go , I will be behind you "

[@joshuaberardelli9461]

+100 sins for making me cry after seeing that brachiosaurus call out on the dock

[@madewrongly6482]

I actually cried it was so sad. And extra emotional because it was the brachiosaurus from the first movie

[@adamgray1753]

I didn't cry, but I was deeply saddened that there was no mercy kill of that brachiosaurus. I wanted Owen to head shot the dino for a quick kill instead of having to feel itself being literally cooked to death by the pyroclastic cloud.

[@GamersEvil]

It was forced. All the emotions in the whole movie was forced.

[@AlexPalumboG]

The director said it's a Brachiosaurus from the original movie just so they movie could say fuck you as well

[@_l.rat_]

It sucks even more because it's species is a very docile and pacifist species so it wouldn't do anything to humans now if it were to be a T-Rex you probably wouldn't care

[@swoozie]

I've been expecting you (this episode)...

[@youngestmoore8612]

sWoozie hii i watch ur videoes

[@djflapjack4744]

@Pars KickBruh did you just give my mans swoozie a sin??

[@dennywolf5719]

You get a sin you get a sin everyone gets a sin

[@christianwong5068]

This movie was such trash

[@enough-applause-3368]

No u

[@themanwithnoname2816]

They should have called this film The Lost Park: Jurassic World

[@burningfury4065]

Oh my god your profile

[@Oooooh-Betty]

Or.... The World Lost Jurassic Park

[@drizzle8309]

"Logic wins! USA! USA!" I love rewatching stuff. Didn't catch that on previous viewings.

[@dupadupadoo69]

Would have rather watched two hours of Owen building his house tbh

[@aithanleeom5152]

I'd rather pass on watching minecraft.

[@antoinethemexican7232]

It was a nice house ngl

[@CasperBerney]

He would have built it in 5 minutes if he listened to the house building song in red dead redemption 2

[@hotspaghettifuckoff4171]

No no no no what you should watch instead of either of that crap is THE GITS!!!!

[@TheYasmineFlower]

I liked the movie, yet I would really have liked to see Owen build his house too. I wonder how long it would take him all on his own.

[@00SynchronFan00]

How did they obtain the DNA of a Mosasaurus, a sea creature, when all DNA is coming fom in amber trapped mosquitos?

[@SuitulFhrost]

Now that's a good question, Mosquitoes don't bite underwater killer fish...

[@gadielgonzalez2755]

Plot contrivance.

[@nickstav08]

its believed that monitor liszards are possibly descendants of mosasaurus

[@benthk3dprt136]

Not only that but if you extract DNA from blood inside a mosquito you get mosquito DNA...

[@nickstav08]

@@benthk3dprt136 plus any other dino/reptile/early mammal dna as well

[@jessy748]

There is NO WAY a child would release all those dinosaurs. She was running for her life from one, even when it was still caged. A scared kid wouldnt even want to be looking at the dinosaurs through the window. She'd be crying to leave

[@MarleyGHaHa]

She's grown up with dinosaurs as mentioned early on

[@ashutoshdeodhar4710]

The dinos released are sure to kill someone and who is going to take responsibility.

[@jikenx9264]

Are clones people though?..

[@WanBelltrum]

You underestimate children sympathy

[@johnjsal]

But the movie has a super important point to make about clones and the value of human life, etc. etc. I think......

[@made-line7627]

I love that you called them "long necks". 🦕 We're all just subconsciously spouting our dinosaur knowledge from Land Before Time and I love it. And I wonder if the poison gas they released to kill the dinosaurs just puts them to sleep, or whether it like...kills them painfully. I hope it's the former.

[@joeygamer5387]

You forgot to add 50 sins or more for leaving Brachiosaurus behind!!!

[@rico13b]

More like for making a dinosaur that spent a large portion of its life in the water burn to death on a pier instead of just swimming away.

[@krispybananaz]

Ricotta Elmar a giant sauropod definitely can’t swim 😂😂 they just stand in lakes but once it’s past their height they can’t swim... obviously.

[@ericwilliams1832]

Ricotta Elmar That has been disproven

[@RetrX1]

Ricotta Elmar the brachiosaurus can NOT swim

[@wittypunhere703]

Fish can't fly, they still try jumping into the air to get away from something under them.

[@alduin69]

I have...never seen you this legitimately rustled at a movie before

[@DavidGonzalez-rn7vm]

He is rightfully furious, this was the most dishonest cash grab of a movie I've seen in a while.

[@scottisitt]

Have you watched his sinning of "The Room"?

[@jefferycrouse4652]

@@scottisitt Some pf the greatest sin lines ever read. "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?"

[@royriley6282]

Something about seeing so much money and talent go into process that none the less squeezes out a tasteless turd is inherently infuriating.

[@adamfernandes4312]

I was disgusted by what a blatant cash grab this movie was. I hear there's going to be another?

[@Executive_Hamster]

That scene with the blood transfusion pissed me off so much. I took it as in insult to the intelligence of the audience. Its pretty common knowledge that blood types between humans MATTER, so if you expect me to believe that a blood transfusion between two EXTREMELY UNRELATED SPECIES would work?!...... How dumb do you think I am?! JP 1 never had particularly good science, but this honestly is a new low.

[@Executive_Hamster]

@A. Sayied because they are completely unrelated species with millions of years of divergence between them, far more than any humans.

[@Executive_Hamster]

@A. Sayied look at it this way. Transpecies blood transfusions are extremely risky. Humans can get blood from gorillas and other great apes, but thats about it. Humans are extremely closely related to other great apes. Tyrannosaurus and velociraptor? These are two completely unrelated species from two completely separate lineages that split off millions of years prior to their evolution. Their genetic make up is extremely different from each other. It just wouldn't work.

[@Executive_Hamster]

@A. Sayied I don't think I ever used the term impossible. regardless, IDK if you are aware but both Tyrannosaurus Rex and Velociraptor Mongoliensis are extinct. A lot of work in paleontology is speculative. There are certain things you cannot directly prove, but try this experiment on similar modern day species and you can use that result to form an educated guess.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Well I mean it is a movie about Dinosuars being brought back from millions of years ago with blood from MOSQUITOES and FROG DNA. So I'm pretty sure anything is possible now.

[@Executive_Hamster]

@@Marvelfanatic3658 There is a degree of suspension of disbelief I am capable of. Something like this is a bit too much for me, Mr. SquarePants. Of course, Im a science nerd, not a talking sponge fry-cook, so maybe its different for you.

[@warfare1101]

"T-Rex Machina. Try something new." Last time they tried something new people hated it

[@treymonson9496]

I feel bad for the movie they really tried something new they just really screwed up

[@asparashos2055]

But I really liked the spino

[@xKitzunexx]

It wasn't hated because they tried something new. Maybe you didn't see the movie? The plot sucked. The characters sucked. The character development sucked. Pretty much everything about that movie was awful and had nothing to do with trying something new. Just wasn't done well

[@warfare1101]

@@xKitzunexx I'm talking about the Spinosaurus

[@oshkeet]

General weakness of JP3 aside, it came off to a lot of people as poor taste to have the new dino poised as 'better' as the old one, esp. in the marketing and first scene in the movie. No one liked seeing Rexy get jobbed; they shoulda just let Spino be its own thing. Its why JW1 has the easter egg of Rexy smashing a Spino skeleton in the last act and the whole theme of "the old stuff is still cool" Rexy vs I-rex fight.

[@salty-porridge]

*_This movie is so low quality even the CinemaSins video is only available in 360p_*

[@jonlongoria]

cardaminee THANK YOU FOR CATCHING THIS

[@The82armin]

Same , even now

[@AnOverratedMon]

nice

[@hexerin]

It's insane that this isn't top comment.

[@eltriztik504]

Lol

[@nategventer1492]

Couldn’t they move all of the dinosaurs to Isla Sorna? I know that the military put it as a restricted zone, but that would make the dinosaurs even safer, right?

[@nicolasdinant9616]

Is moving dinosaurs from a volcanic island to another really safe ? I guess they thought not

[@tost9790]

@@nicolasdinant9616 isla sorna is where they got most of the dinos in world are from sorna and that ilands has a volcano because it has a geothermal power plant

[@Bary____Grengon]

DX virus

[@doit9575]

You sir, have just described the biggest problem with the entire movie. Dinosaurs are not going to go extinct because there is a WHOLE NOTHER DINOSAUR ISLAND that is in no danger. It is a simple yet widely overlooked fact that undermines the ENTIRE premise this movie is based on.

[@tost9790]

@@doit9575 no isla sorna also has a volcano on it and it's kind of dead with almost all dinosaurs form it moved onto isla nublar so no it is not safe but then the you could move them to the others ilands but there ecosystem would collapse like sornas did

[@SaatvikDube]

360p anyone?

[@Houldey]

Yeah, not sure why its still only giving such low quality options when its already been up for over an hour.

[@mrpellow5282]

361p😂

[@StapApollo]

nah, another video in the same browser has 1080p

[@spookwavevevo]

Saatvik Dube Yup

[@yodaddy1]

Yup

[@nssteja7516]

The fact that this movie has less then a million sins is a huge sin

[@Lucksui]

You just got a like because............B D WONG!

[@MrGabeanator]

I love BD Wong DR George Huang

[@bjornervig3795]

BD Wong is the best. The video is racist.

[@joshkappers5530]

How is the video racist? He just used the actor's name with vocalization because his name fits into that sound effect pretty well. Just because the actor has an Asian name doesn't make it racist. I have no doubts that if a similar enough situation with a white actor with an appropriate name he would do a very similar joke.

[@bjornervig3795]

@@joshkappers5530 wasn't serious. Maybe racial paranoia. I assume the tone of voice over and extension of Wong was nothing to fret about.

[@TheHumanShitpost]

Reviving the meat eaters was a bad idea. I dont think a stegosaur would complain about living in a fenced enclosure with pleanty of grass

[@velvety2006]

that's what i wondered, why not just save the herbivores it maybe seems rather mean but at least they won't eat you

[@EditorOfSL]

Thing is, how much damage can these dinos do before they die? They’re all girls so they won’t reproduce and most of them are pretty old by now.

[@velvety2006]

@@EditorOfSL Well that depends, did they use the same dna to fill the holes like in the original Jurassic parks then they can change sex but then we can assume that world used some kind of birth control. without that they wil be able to breed.

[@harineshkumar2201]

@@velvety2006 because if they kill off Rexy & Blue they'll lose money

[@alicjak700]

@@EditorOfSL that's exactly what I thought... Until they mentioned young dinosaurs were a thing... Apparently, those clever girls can multiply somehow =.=

[@JohnnyFWA]

Stop putting off Infinity War.

[@lunaleonhardt4703]

15:39 They could’ve pressed the red button first while the dinosaurs were still in their cages. The gas would’ve left the building and the dinosaurs would still be locked up 🤦‍♀️

[@srwla2501]

Biggest plot hole ever!!

[@Moonlakes]

hydrogen cyanide is heavier than air it would sit down at the lowest point; which would be the basement with all the dinosaurs in it.

[@twobitts7320]

U missed the fact that the baryonyx got hit on the head with lava and just shooked it off

[@ChonkedCat]

Fr wrf

[@Konani_the_unicorn_queen]

lel, and they called it an allosaurus in the movie..

[@wa5ted353]

@@Konani_the_unicorn_queen no they didn't when did they say that?

[@Konani_the_unicorn_queen]

@@wa5ted353 during the auction?

[@inactive7519]

BaRyOnYx SwIm In LaVa AlL tHe TiMe WhAt ArE yOu TaLkInG aBoUt

[@Fawkesa]

i feel like this tapped into cinemasins personal vendetta against dinosaurs

[@ADTillion]

Boyass True. I honestly cannot fathom why. He seems to understand nothing about real life dinosaurs.

[@r.j.penfold]

I viewed it more as "These fucking people honestly are holding the lives of animals that had already been extinct over the lives of other *HUMAN BEINGS* and everyone is treating them like heroes instead of fucking arresting them for wanting to keep these fucks alive even though they've already killed tons of people and have proven to be a threat to both humanity and ecosystems as a whole."

[@boltogen5416]

Tbh he is right though, these fuckers cause so many problems to ecosystems that if they exist in the wild, over half of our different species on Earth would die, humans would be low on the food chain, and everyone would have to leave their house with like a .50 cal weapon

[@thomasneal9291]

@@boltogen5416 so... you're gonna double down with cinema sins on knowing nothing about how ecology works. OTOH, the writers of the movie are even worse. *sigh*

[@gheene1010]

More sins: Around 4:42 In this scene they could easily jump and grab the ladder. No need for a chair. Jumped a truck into the only open spot on the ship. Nobody notices but just after they all show up to watch dinos die on the island Putting on a John Deere hat makes an entire ship not notice that a beautiful red head woman has joined their entirely male crew. If Blue is so important, ask a guard (who should have been watching the Dino Doc) to go get the T-Rex blood. They would NEED to do it to save the velociraptor which is their most important cargo. Final and worse sin: the two clowns who wrote this movie are also writing the Star Wars IX so we have that to look forward to...

[@kraidar8111]

why the final sin doesn't surprise me?

[@chrisglenn2538]

I love how all these nations think that buying a dinosaur is going to improve their military in any way.

[@ptbro3334]

Nations? They were simply rich men buying the dinosaurs for personal reasons

[@chrisglenn2538]

@@ptbro3334 guess I just interpreted it wrong

[@ameliapin4961]

@@chrisglenn2538 no it was for sure a plot point of JW that they wanted the raptors for some sort of military thing.

[@cancanjaker1620]

@@ptbro3334 I wonder what kind of personal reason involved a dinosaur.

[@ryanmcelroy5470]

@j - k yes

[@SiroBenju]

I could tell you HAAAAAATED this movie, and it made it so much more delicious!

[@Suflysflash]

SiroBenju definitely!!! It was so much more enjoyable lol

[@VideoGameLova1]

I always particularly love his videos where you can hear him actually being annoyed with the film he's sinning.

[@TYCOM125]

Like Cars 2!

[@SKRUBL0RD]

It's a remake of Jurassic Park 2, it's pretty easy to hate. I instead spent my time watching it enjoying the differences and stunning visual elements.

[@fuongbregas]

Who can't hate this movie, all the best scenes they showed in trailer are put at the end. Clearly asshole movie materials right here

[@corporaterock6543]

The only thing in this movie that could have made you hate it even more would have been the raptor that says "ALAN!".

[@cjwrench07]

That might have saved this movie, just on the laugh. Blue is laying there getting her blood transfusion, the surgery is just starting. That single tear comes out , she reaches over grabs a hand. looks up, and “ Alan”. Then “Sorry, I meant Owen” as she looking a little too lovingly in Owens eyes.

[@psychopaladin7163]

There's a dinosaur loose in the house...... *Better Get on my bed and cover myself with sheets*

[@brandonlyon730]

Well let’s be honest that’s what lots of young kids do when they fear “monsters” in there closets or whatever, they thing covering themselves will be enough.

[@thatguywith1millionsubscri31]

She should of stayed in the elevator thing

[@Joshandspot]

@@brandonlyon730 for a little girl afraid of dinosaurs and so close to killed by one 5 times? She sure seemed willing to allow many other little girls throughout the area at risk for being killed by them. This film was dumb. SERIOUSLY i understand if she had no contact with dinosaurs to say they should have a right to live like she did, but you just had a horrific experience with one that tried to TAKE your life...why let them out loose when you were just running away from themM

[@goldkraken7]

exactly dude,like they showed that she was smart or smart enough to get outta situations with this thing but when she goes to her room she goes under the covers....why the fuck didn't she try the closet or under the bed?just saying those are better spots than hiding under the blankets

[@OGMillyMillz_]

Loose* 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@LilleTotte]

You forgot to sin that Owen was able to nearly outrun the pyroclastic flow from the volcano (the ash cloud). Those things move at speeds of 100km/h / 62mph on average but can reach 700km/h / 430mph, and Owed does not. Also, he is engulfed in the flow before jumping from the cliff, and the temperature of the gases can reach temperatures of about 1,000 °C (1,830 °F). Sooo yeah, Owen is dead and cremated before he reached the edge of the cliff.

[@amitabhakusari2304]

Then there's the toxic gases. Seeing that even sleeping ones has caused the bulk of casualties in recent years (because real people in the real world run long before they are burnt alive by the lava), everyone that was on that island, or within a few miles of the active volcano should be dead long before they could be affected by lava.

[@mariobadia4553]

Here before retards come to tell you too ignore all commen and reasoning cause because movies apparently should be allowed to NOT to follow any kind of logic.

[@Cannibalismo-b2x]

I can tell you got those from a quick Google search, because that’s basically word-for-word with the literal first thing to pop up when you type in “How fast does pyroclastic flow travel”. You forget that puffs moving at 700 km/h are the very largest clouds of flow. As we can see in the movie, while the cloud seems large, is nowhere near the actual maximum size. *Not to mention (I have to highlight this part so you see this specifically), pyroclastic flow has a ground-up, more solid look to it, and what’s shown in the movie looks much less solid, to where you can see Owen through 3 feet of it. This likely not a full on pyroclastic flow, but merely volcanic gas, which he would certainly survive.*

[@Cannibalismo-b2x]

But frankly, I’d still sin for being within two meters of approaching lava while being paralyzed, and not being burnt to a crisp.

[@WreckingWood]

Even Michael Bay does it more accurately. kzbin.info/www/bejne/r3XHZKuXrsqbjMk

[@OhCanaDave]

🎶B.D. Woooong!🎶 That got me. 😂😂

[@seandejong5399]

Man you really went ham on this movie

[@TheBlond49]

Rightfully so

[@wyldshot666]

I said the same! 😂😂😂😂

[@corsijtsma3546]

5:42 Lmao, you really enjoyed the hell out of sinning this movie, didnt you jeremy?

[@A.J.K87]

What annoys me is that they breed military raptors who are infinitely more complex to build than guns and bombs but also far less efficient at killing people than guns and bombs. Plus, the enemy has ranged weapons like guns and bombs themselves that will take out the indoraptor before it even gets close.

[@borismuller86]

Yes but… how else are we going to monetise dinosaurs? A theme park? We tried that. *TWICE!*

[@miukkismiumau2774]

Yeah

[@Kreschavier]

I've seen people try and defend "militarized dinos" too. It's really stupid, for obvious reasons. Such reasons being like: "tanks: built in a month, easily supplied, takes anywhere from an hour to a week to repair, depending on damage." "Dinos: months to gestate. Months to grow up. Trained for months. Not easy to supply. When their leg breaks, they're out for months."

[@akiraigarashi2874]

@@Kreschavier And dinos would cause significant losses to your own troops and also cause a ton of civilian casualties

[@s0gg_y]

U know whats so dumb about the dinos being stuck in the prisons scene? They could’ve opened the door and let the gas out without letting the dinos out. Logic movie

[@maskedmutant6055]

"Unattended children are the worst" What about Kevin from Home Alone?

[@scorpiocarnage1055]

Even him but for the opposite reason. That kid tortured people haha. The bandits deserved some of it but there were times in Home Alone 1 and 2 that I'm like... okay Kevin is a potential murderer, we should be concerned.

[@supernova582]

Kevin is a sociopath! Prove me wrong

[@kylegathright]

He did brutalize two burglars.

[@Shmotivated]

He’s OP tbh

[@definitelynottommywiseau3037]

Kevin is an evil psychopath.

[@d0nKsTaH]

Here's a sin you missed.. When she drove the truck off of the dock and onto the boat... somehow her yelling and straining convinced the truck to make it the rest of the way onto the boat. LOL

[@captainjacksparrow1518]

Anyone else wondering why this is in 360p format.??.

[@gustavoalvarezgutierrez1410]

was wondering the same thing

[@hugheggs]

this wtf.

[@JimRFF]

I literally just left a complaint on youtube's user feedback because of this issue (troubleshooting page told me I needed to switch my browser to Google Chrome... which I was already using. HURR DURR)

[@aw3299]

So it's not just me???!!!!

[@redtalon8947]

Same

[@AdventuresOfBoxHeadReal]

CinemaSins: Same old waterfall! CinemaWins: Beautiful waterfall!

[@matthewherndon6488]

"There's foreshadowing and then there's HEYYOULOOKATTHISshadowing." xD

[@anafreitas1646]

I want to hit the like button again everytime I go pass your comment, lol

[@matthewherndon6488]

Ana Freitas Haha, I do that with videos sometimes. Lol

[@charlesthomas9294]

"This has the dramatic tension of a Dora the Explorer episode with less believability." I am dead.

[@multiplephantasms]

i love when you refer to actors as a character they played in another movie

[@michaelpacinus242]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[@darthvasilis]

So Blue gets a sin for shedding a tear, but the Indoraptor gets a pass for its Looney Tunes grin before killing the hunter?

[@ADjustinG2013]

this is the angriest you've ever been... or the drunkest...

[@pat.7921]

ADjustinG2013 drunk. Definitely

[@desiruht]

Gosh, thanks for making me not feel alone by thinking that lol

[@connorwood9211]

Cause the movie is so stupid it pisses you off.

[@bookbick7873]

Movie is nothing but an animal drama film which is actually suck

[@RealBadGaming52]

@@bookbick7873 its not a bad film, jeez

[@lelandhepworth7646]

2:35 But you can't "roll credits" unless they say the title... no matter how much we really want it to happen.

[@bezdusi_pes14]

You forgot to sin the time when the Indoraptor breaks the 4th wall by smiling at the audience

[@lordcommissar7813]

That's not a sin that's fun :)

[@Epicbrodude31]

That's not a sin, it's fucking terrifying

[@dojotommy123]

ALAN

[@RandomKourosh]

What's so bad about that moment. I think it's a great scene

[@morganc.m1830]

When was that? I never noticed it smiling lol.

[@tyrannosaurustacos5411]

I genuinely wish I never met this channel, I 100% agree with almost everything, but I still love this movie

[@josephstalin364]

A lot of these plot points are easily mentioned in the books and other canon. Some of these also are explained with simple logic

[@akiraigarashi2874]

@@josephstalin364 What could possibly explain Owen surviving staying that close to lava or being inside volcanic ash?

[@mikesworld6064]

I legitimately have no idea why this irks me so much, honestly I don't, but when the clone girl gives out her INCREDIBLY stupid reasoning for letting the dinosaurs loose, saying "I had to. They-they're like me.", I both groan and get surprisingly pissed off. It's no offense against the actor, she's just a kid, I think it's just the fact that the character in the context of the film just released hundreds of mindless killing machines, including an f***ing T-REX, loose on the modern world because she was a clone like them. Really!?! Also, just the ridiculous overall writing that makes no sense and only stands to negate basic human reasoning in favor of sequel-begging. Still though, great video! Definitely comes off from these sins that they were VERY unhappy with this one ☺

[@panicatthegasstation]

Wanted to punch my screen when it happened. My rage was substantial, let me tell you.

[@awesomegirl5190]

The dinosaurs wanted to be free

[@Cheshiremd]

Not hundred. They saved like what, 20 dinos top? Cause u need only one per species and they got 11 species. Four dinos where being transported. So not that much dinos. But yeah, this scene pissed me too, although here reasoning was not as faulty as the rest of the movie.

[@mikesworld6064]

@@Cheshiremd yeah, good point. Plus 100 was kinda of a hyperbole on my part ☺

[@elzabig1]

I got mad in the theater when I saw this scene. Real life anyone who got close to the button should have been taken out immediately! But you know sometimes a movies gotta movie even if its fucking dumb