Kale Chips - You Suck at Cooking (episode 60)

[@tatachiremba9725]

Kale being mercilessly body shamed for 6 minutes straight

[@tatachiremba9725]

beef jerky 27 apologies

[@iago110]

No typoos allowed /s

[@AutiStyx]

R/wooiooooooosh

[@AutiStyx]

*woooooooooooosh

[@lolzhaveanicedayhello7501]

Tata Chiremba lmao

[@butterychopsticksandpie8291]

I love watching a random dude abuse a vegetable physically and emotionally.

[@zm4522]

How we treat women in our country

[@akiradrawss6206]

@ie mand n o

[@chickenlickendinner4848]

@ie mand what!??!

[@ghostduffield2137]

@ie mand Shouldn't*

[@eoghanjones9042]

Buttery Chopsticks And Pie FBI OPEN UP

[@danb4282]

LEAVE MY CRISPY WATER OUT OF THIS

[@miahootman5018]

You mean LEAF MY CRISPY WATER OUT OF THIS.....?

[@synthwayve3969]

I love youtube....

[@gwengwen3769]

Iceberg lettuce is the superior leafy green

[@sabrinadebos4113]

WHY DOES HE HATE ON OUR CRISPY WATER?!

[@tabassum3052]

I know, right? Crispy water is the best kind of water.

[@gayish_mess]

My brother's name is Cael and we freaking love this episode.

[@yousuckatcooking]

hahaha

[@robinwarren6924]

Froggy chair

[@gayish_mess]

@@robinwarren6924 Froggy chair :)

[@robinwarren6924]

@@gayish_mess froggy chair, indeed :,)

[@arcnarc]

You should humble your brother like how he humbled the Kale

[@MaterClaritas]

people who rag on iceberg lettuce because it's crispy water have lost sight of the fact that water is great and so are crispy things.

[@yousuckatcooking]

Damn. I’m gonna reflect on this.

[@5uperM]

Are you gonna reflect on it like water?

[@thrownstair]

I could just drink a glass of water and eat some good lettuce to get the same effect.

[@vn3138]

TertiusIII it has no nutritional value Romaine is better

[@Sirdeathvids]

TertiusIII That is just store lettuce, garden fresh lettuce is actually flavourful and not crispy water(store bought tastes like cardboard compared to fresh)

[@Schweat]

"Its basically just crispy water." You can't just come out of nowhere and diss my favorite water-ball-that's-technically-lettuce like that! So think before you speak next time, okay?

[@MrPicklekvGygA]

y e s

[@nicolasduranb.8395]

y e s

[@somedudeontheinternet9526]

y e s

[@ranchudawesv1191]

y e s

[@authenticNL2]

y e s

[@maggiemusic777]

*Waiting for "pepper pepper pepper" was like waiting for a bass drop that never comes*

[@pekerino2]

bass

[@waterbottlesandswitchblades]

Not even a wangjangle :(

[@shakesmctremens178]

There was that onion at three funnion tho, come on.

[@tayet6875]

Shakes McTremens AND tree fiddy

[@ericchevalier74]

I can't make a recipe without saying "pepper pepper pepper" .

[@FFILLEN]

This dude is that one person who makes the entire poem rhyme except for the last line

[@OrangeNoNukegara]

Hey that rhymed

[@kofiay]

I know right 😂 I was like whatttt, I thought he was gonna say jail

[@adarsh5647]

.

[@cherylgreenwood7953]

This isn’t a new revelation. You literally just explained a joke and got THIS many likes? Fuck you. You fucking suck. That’s like saying the police are the type of people to arrest someone.

[@micheal5117]

@@cherylgreenwood7953 rude!!!!!

[@kamk1273]

bail, kale, pale, sale, nail, tail, whale, snail, rail...... prison system. beautiful.

[@ABhaim]

wail, not whale

[@rileyblues2007]

Scale

[@vxrbxie80]

Kameron Kyles sale mail hail fail sail

[@circlesquarer]

@Cora Brown that's the joke

[@MadnessOpus]

@Cora Brown r/whooosh

[@rihannatwist8367]

“The people on the titanic have more respect for actual ice bergs than ice berg lettuce”

[@no-man_baugh]

*the ancestors of the people who died on the titanic I can’t tell weather that dilutes or intensifies the sick burn

[@BakaTaco]

Little did we know, the true reason the Titanic sunk is because it hit a giant iceberg lettuce, already out for revenge, after eons of verbal abuse.

[@tlonigamer421]

@Justin Martone *_LEAVE MY CRISPY WATER OUT OF THIS!_*

[@midariikishima4998]

Ｍｙ　ｃｒｉｓｐｙ　ｗａｔｅｒ

[@batmanssidekick358]

Strangely enough, this is actually the best turtorial for Kale Chips I could find. I would recommend getting the Kale pre-humbled to save a step, and cook the kale on 325 degrees instead of 350. I would also add just a touch of salt to the cumin chips, but yeah, these are good and super filling.

[@mr.potato2223]

When i made kale chips (not this recipe) my house smelt like a weed factory

[@onemorecor]

@@mr.potato2223 same the cops were sus about me

[@mr.potato2223]

@@onemorecor uh oh

[@alabamaslammer3921]

@@mr.potato2223 there's a reason they haven't responded in 7 months

[@danitho]

@@alabamaslammer3921 🤣🤣🤣

[@ThomasForthewin]

It's so funny that in Germany kale is a very traditional food and it's basically the opposite of a symbol for hipsterism. It's the type of food you eat at your grandparents'

[@yousuckatcooking]

I guess your grandparents are hipsters

[@ThomasForthewin]

@@yousuckatcooking Yeah i'm fine with that as long as they humble their kale enough though. Don't want any of that smug aroma coming through... 🤔

[@yousuckatcooking]

Exactly!

[@YeahButCanISniffUrPantsFist]

no smug kale, just boomer kale

[@kayagorzan]

Neato

[@bigruss8103]

sharp left turn to f l a v o u r t o w n

[@burntferidgerator6848]

sharp right turn into spicy village

[@nanimator0]

Skip the right and take the quick left to s w e e t r o a d

[@BlueDragon1504]

He said that the second I read this comment xD

[@alisikes9477]

Aminity fact chatted up with the one

[@anfmradio9378]

Aminity Gaming F l a v o r *

[@nutnut3549]

made the honey gingers last night and they were prime. thanks for teaching me how to mask the healthiness of vegetable by transforming it into the potato chip form my body can handle.

[@aznweirdos479]

WE NEED 10 HOURS OF HIM SAYING PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER TO MAKE UP FOR THE LACK OF IT IN THIS VIDEO

[@atlas3208]

or just a song

[@NessieFromTheLoch]

Twixloverpuppy right?! How dare he!

[@Ivelliosz]

He said it during the video at least 5 times 2:57 paper 3:30 paper 3:55 paper 4:51 paper 5:00 paper Do you even pepper?

[@joemcpoulet4150]

IvelliosSeannodel z

[@garrettfuller5456]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mprXoHuumK2Un6s just replay it exactly 1286 times, and that will be 10 hours.

[@nsyncrobot2362]

I died when he said "it's basically crispy water" bruh that's an accurate description of what an iceberg lettuce taste like. I can't- 💀😂

[@Frappuccinoo]

it's flavour is it's temperture, much like water

[@mysterium9513]

@@Frappuccinoo Warm crunchy water tastes round and cold crunchy water tastes pointy

[@sadowolf]

It's not just an accurate description of what it tastes like, it's an accurate description of what it IS haha. Iceberg lettuce is made up of like 95% water.

[@maggie-li2du]

After your intro you should’ve said “Lettuce begin” I’m sorry I’ll show myself out

[@kingloki8669]

You should have said "K-ale leaf" Like k I'll leave? ...im so sorry....

[@stove_]

you stole that joke

[@luisbrito2367]

@@stove_ he didn't stale it... I am terribly sorry

[@kazkilos]

omg you guys 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nah6430]

Too bad kale is not a lettuce.

[@ardentulent]

the first YSAC I ever watched... the beginning of a beautiful, beautiful relationship

[@aprilshowers3331]

Hannah Ivins ditto!

[@pingatraaonIG]

Mine was ramen.... Modified ramen, i was actually looking for recipes

[@hydrox1582]

@@pingatraaonIG you found something better than recipes

[@nathchp]

I now know why it’s called iceberg lettuce, an iceberg is crispy water and iceberg lettuce is crispy water

[@suspiciousbacon]

Iceberg is crunchy water and iceberg lettuce is crispy water

[@infernalgaming3999]

“Kale can cover a football field... if the football field is approximately the size of a leaf of kale😂

[@trouty42]

I mean he's not lying

[@SianaTonga]

Damn thats a ruthless humbling proccess😬😬😂😂😂😂

[@constellious]

The kale must be emotionally scarred

[@adarsh5647]

.

[@smilinglizard1248]

For anyone just looking for the recipe here it is. Bail the kale out of the pale you got on sale. Then check it for nails. Then pull off its tail while muffling its wail. Inspect it to make sure it doesn't contain snails. Then make sure it's not too frail. Then use it to check the mail. Rub it on the rail with a banana for scale. Then make sure it's never been in the prison system. You're welcome.

[@EmiTheBastard615]

Smiling Lizard You forgot to humble it

[@shannishanni5479]

Smiling Lizard its never been in jail

[@T.ToastyToad]

I don't know how I'm only finding out about this chanel now. I absolutely love this shit wow. Pure comedy and genuine cooking. This is actually the best thing ever. Never stop making these

[@yousuckatcooking]

You got it Brian.

[@what_da_dog_doin2669]

This boy spent a whole minute roasting on a vegetable😂

[@bluebleach8902]

Dr. Oof i did that, but got kicked out the special ed class

[@randoprior4130]

What were you expecting to come out of a video about kale chips? Raw kale chips is just kale with extra steps. Edit: /s

[@cloud-1e]

@@bluebleach8902 HOLY SHIT LMAO

[@atlasy_y]

This ain't no boy, this a man.

[@danitho]

@@bluebleach8902 i shouldn't have laughed....but i did

[@spacelegos4964]

that iceberg lettuce diss was one of the best things i've ever witnessed.

[@definitelynotawitch]

All the jokes are well enough thought out to frustrate somebody and I love it.

[@Clyde_le_Cyanide]

Stared at that arugula that fell on the floor the whole time.

[@gherf]

Now I can't stop staring at it either

[@haylemoore]

Me too

[@crayonjambe7515]

CT Hubbard serves it right, I hate arugula

[@liona6770]

Yeah

[@popknots9117]

"you can not make kale chips if you're easily distracted ooh duct tape I love this stuff" I laughed way too hard

[@emilymerrill1212]

You missed the opportunity to say "mix the honey gingerly" and I'm really mad about it

[@yousuckatcooking]

I'm mad about it too now.

[@AutumnMSMFCBB]

You need to repost that shit because I’m so mad

[@kienquan7214]

AutumnMSM FC:74683485BB ur profile thooo

[@cookieofawesomeness1174]

You Suck At Cooking wangjangle

[@-magnus-8898]

Oh yay someone that also knows the word gingerly and the definition

[@yousuckatcooking]

Tweet it: ctt.ec/n4f7r Facebook it: hrefshare.com/7941f Myspace it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qmSalIewh5ymsNk

[@monikagupta7873]

You Suck At Cooking you are the best 😚

[@NotOfThisWorld567]

Take it easy if you don't treat him like kale, he will stop making videos! Hey you suck, you suck!!! Heh. The video was great though!

[@peterholderith2257]

post that other series on yt and patreon that shit and im fuckin in

[@callistamarkham5443]

Yeah, hey, I was pretty excited about your announcement, and then disappointed that it's not on KZbin and then excited about the free trial, and then disappointed that I'd have to enter my payment info, so..... I guess I won't be able to watch YSAE. Very disappointed.

[@rachelfountain1052]

Could you maybe put your new videos on KZbin Red?

[@maggiemusic777]

I'll never be a lettuce either 😭

[@yousuckatcooking]

Stay strong.

[@UriGerhard]

Don't be a salad

[@gromusodus1949]

"Don't be lasagna." -The Doctor

[@nativechihuahuapugluvr]

On the bright side, at least you're not iceberg lettuce.

[@clairewhitley]

Ada Howard fuck ofg

[@jybong2219]

0:18 *when you come home from school with bad grades and your parents start comparing you to your sibling or classmates.*

[@AttractorsAltAccount]

you ok?

[@anonymoususer638]

See a professional

[@kindakyana2372]

You wanna talk?

[@coolbean259]

My parents do that too, but I’m already top of my class (not trying to brag), so they just compare me to my sis who goes to Stanford. Also mom, why is a 92 so bad?

[@heatsflamesman5353]

@@coolbean259 Your mom is delusional if she thinks a 92 is bad. Not to be mean or anything

[@sapphirewolf4031]

Every time he said to add salt and then didn't follow it with saying to add some "pepper pepper pepper," I felt personally attacked. Like... I know he didn't NEED pepper pepper pepper, but I've been trained to hear it after "salt" and I was shocked and offended when it was excluded.

[@yousuckatcooking]

Wow I am so sorry.

[@johnharvey5412]

Sapphirewolf I just came out to hear pepper pepper pepper and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

[@mony.mp4]

me too I trusted him and he betrayed me

[@medaele]

I'm offended he didn't say "parchment parchment parchment paper"

[@Dylanistheboss97]

tbh why do u make you're fan pay to watch you suck at everything? that's so not like u. plz stay you and dont do it just for the money

[@pumpkinpie7784]

I saw pimblokto the other day walking, his wires were everywhere, he stayed with my neighbors but still can't find a new friend, poor pimblokto

[@JaegerBombTennis]

Send him to my place we have an extra bedroom

[@Ganges172]

Pumpkin Pie SEND HIM TO MY HOUSE I'LL SHELTER AND LOVE HIM FOREVER

[@pumpkinpie7784]

Ok guys, I'll tell pimblokto that there are friends for him when I see him around town :)

[@LoveTatFitties]

I'm crying 😢

[@5-1biggiebagextrafries]

Pumpkin Pie pimblokto 😭😭😭

[@heav7nly]

*KALE ABUSE!!*

[@partygamingz3332]

I need more sarcastic dead inside sounding people in my life, I subbed to you for you sarcasm and jokes about cooking and I have no regrets

[@mccrispysparks]

Ysac : then do a criminal background check to see that it's never been in the Me : jail!!!! Ysac : prison system Me : nvm

[@reddshaadow1421]

Ramya mel yeah that’s the joke

[@reddshaadow1421]

R/wooooooooosh

[@reddshaadow1421]

Wait........

[@GabrielSantana-xo9gx]

@@reddshaadow1421 r/Suicidebywords

[@dottyContrarian]

I lowkey hate it when rhymes don't rhyme

[@pay1370]

Het took me to flavourtown when no one else would

[@idioticgamer463]

pay1370 I was the 101th like on your comment

[@100-q1g]

Who the fuck is Het

[@merxy4405]

Ur butiful becuase of this comment

[@bantamdude]

I'd take you to Funky Town. Oh, wait. You said flavourtown? Nevermind.

[@julio9345]

what if my kale is pale and also contains snails

[@yousuckatcooking]

It's a sign of good fortune.

[@julio9345]

nice

[@julio9345]

Oh my god I put my kale on a scale and it weighs 0.125 it how is it possible

[@aqua_doodle]

Omg what if the snails on the pale kale have been to jail have nails and like checking your mail for kale chips!

[@hyperednova7889]

Get rid of it and bail

[@Sharkdog11b]

Just found this channel and I’m freakin staying oh man you have my heart

[@skinnytoothpick350]

I just watched a man roast kale no regrets

[@Fuji_Echo]

Baked and Roasted

[@mattman3884]

No regertz

[@Someone-sq8im]

🤔

[@saltykingkrab1472]

You must regret having that as you profile pic

[@kimogacha9524]

Litterally ROASTED.

[@VladimirDusil]

About fucking time there's a new YSAC out.

[@yousuckatcooking]

ikr?

[@VladimirDusil]

totes.

[@pseudo1739]

You Suck At Cooking me and my brother love this series we've been waiting for this thank you !

[@pseudo1739]

Also bring back the egg series

[@gabrielquinn7017]

I was literally going to comment this exact thing when I saw this

[@_booth7992]

Casually Explained yesterday, YSAC today. Coincidence? No Mystery? Maybe Hotel? Trivago

[@johnharvey5412]

Barney Booth sucking at everything: priceless.

[@gromusodus1949]

I don't always save 15% or more on car insurance, but when I do we are farmers. Yuuuuum.

[@kalewidman3291]

You Suck At Cooking - You just bullied me so badly. (look at my name)

[@jeanstarnes4551]

I got a bad batch of Kale and when I tried to humble it, it attacked me and called me worthless

[@danitho]

🤣🤣🤣

[@astha_singh_parmar]

😂😂

[@finn596]

When that happens you have to rip off the tail and muffle it's wail and then humble it

[@adamfasth1513]

Aren’t kale chips essentially deep fried sadness?

[@whatinthegoddamn]

yes

[@noahstott5784]

yes

[@samuelmoore8932]

No. Its BAKED sadness.

[@kirsteniskindafunny]

Step 1: Cry onto a pan. Step 2: Bake. Step 3: Cry because you burnt them. Step 4: Debate your existence in your room as you sit on your bed watching a man continuously rhyme about kale.

[@anagopic5141]

So it's potao chips,to drown you sadness, your salty tears into crunchy food. And made a more crispy sadneses, potatoes, carrots, beetroot,...and others.

[@zingster7172]

Girlfriend comes in and sees him trash talking kale. "I think it's time we see other people...."

[@aconfusedcookie4615]

No matter how hard I tried, MY KALE DIDN'T BECOME HUMBLE!! I can still hear it laugh at me.....

[@kaleroe3026]

HA!

[@kalewidman3291]

MusicIs Life hahaha, you suck at cooking

[@Htown1738]

Try playing Kendrick Lamar's song

[@cerrida82]

Put headphones on the kale and play it a continuous loop of Weird Al's "You're Pitiful."

[@criicket3178]

Make ice berg lettuce chips while the kale watches

[@alinah.6688]

I live in germany so youtube translated the title into: You can cook shitly Du kannst scheisse kochen

[@nansidk]

close enough 🤷🏽

[@Lena-xm6zx]

Haha ja same und ich dachte mir nur so ähmm oke 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[@majakucharska1961]

not to bash you cause english is not my first language either but just for informational purposes its spelled title :) great english for someone who doesnt live in an english speaking country btw x

[@alinah.6688]

@@majakucharska1961 thanks, didn't noticed at all

[@chelseawiersma4194]

you came back 😭

[@yousuckatcooking]

I will never forsake you.

[@essam007]

You Suck At Cooking I didn't know what to do with my life ._.

[@sechmascm]

You Suck At Cooking think about people who said they ate everytime you upload aren't here now and think about what you've done... you monster

[@arthurli9787]

Touff, lol i get it

[@jeffreyflores8853]

846

[@Troyglodyte]

You never humbled your kale in episode 10. Did it taste bad?

[@yousuckatcooking]

Yes. It was bitter.

[@weetardedcat2112]

You Suck At Cooking I thought it'd be salty

[@lauraahanj856]

Prince Polar

[@funfactsdaily9300]

Sugar Crunch lmaooo

[@mauricioabastoflorfranco9201]

At last you fucking, funny, beloved, culinary and music mastermind!

[@yousuckatcooking]

Ahhhh!!

[@Sea_witch_]

You Suck At Cooking bro please cook Smoke's order (I'll have a number 9... that?) from GTA please! please please pleeeeease

[@zea5340]

Layqa S. TWO NUMBAH NINES A NUMBAH NINE LAAARGE A NUMBAH SIX WITH EXTRA DIP A NUMBAH SEVEN TWO NUMBAH FORTY FIVES ONE WITH CHEESE AND A LARGE SODA

[@fakeanimegirl]

[ I N S E R T N A M E H E R E ] t

[@zea5340]

anime girl???

[@pastelcreativity9595]

Your voice is so monotone!!! So when you say I love it, it sounds like you're sarcastic. I love this channel and I love your voice so much!!

[@yousuckatcooking]

[@Neyobe]

E>

[@mr.potato2223]

[@Sakura-gp8zj]

@@yousuckatcooking

[@epicninjapants8711]

I love how he said prison system instead of jail XD

[@galanthamine]

I thought he was going to say from Israel 😅

[@vidamartinez5541]

It made me lowkey angry tho

[@kalewidman3291]

At the beginning of the video, you bullied me because my name is Kale.

[@genevieve3589]

Kale Widman you are not a lettuce!! >:O

[@genevieve3589]

YOULL NEVER BE A LETTUCE

[@breannamcbride438]

Kale Widman I'm so sorry that two people thought "wow this baby sucks, let's name it after the worst thing ever" and then named you Kale

[@helloitsme9255]

Bradley Noneofyourbizz woah dude you went to far

[@newchangeunlisted_viewer5594]

what kind of monster names their kid "kale"

[@LastTalon]

Never go to flavor town. That's where Guy Fieri lives.

[@jayfeezy9890]

: Perfection of a comment

[@lacoulas5556]

His shadow when humbling he looks like a stick man so I am imagining him as that now

[@KazisCollection]

Aw yeah new YSAC! Keep up the good work!

[@yousuckatcooking]

okay!

[@NotOfThisWorld567]

No seriously, keep it up or else I will send some of my radical extremist kale to your mail box. It's the bomb!! Heh.

[@thegoodmememan8693]

You Suck At Cooking are you casualy explained in disguise

[@heather95]

i was laughing so hard i had to pause several times and rewind like dude. youre my favorite youtuber rn

[@yousuckatcooking]

Thank you! :)

[@mernerners4643]

How am I just finding out about this guy now??? these are some quality videos

[@jaydadiamond1660]

I just discovered this channel and I’m dying of laughter...

[@picklegrlz]

please dont hate on my crispy water

[@heyimfroge1383]

Iceberg lettuce?

[@kc8724]

cassi loves sharks i knoow its the only edible lettuce the others are disgusting

[@jackallen6261]

I love my crispy water!

[@irlwillsolace]

@@heyimfroge1383 no. *c r i s p y w a t e r*

[@thememester1190]

“Do I like sweet things or do I only like round things.” Top 10 quotes that will make you think.

[@allaussietraveller9879]

So I did hear that right 😂

[@b21725]

I accidentally tapped the notification that you posted a video and your intro played full blast during the middle of my bio class.

[@yousuckatcooking]

Hahahaha! Serves you right!

[@TheReZisTLust]

Hawaiian Rolls hes right you know pay attention

[@michaelbell6602]

Everytime I come back to this, I appreciate the cognitive dissonance of ending the rhyming scheme when I’m still making the next connection in my head

[@adambrindley8706]

He said to bring the kale chips to a party to show how good they are, but won't that raise it's ego again and make it unbeatable or sadden the other leafy greens at the party?

[@yousuckatcooking]

Damn good point.

[@kaleroe3026]

My life exactly.

[@kalewidman3291]

What's wrong with my ego being raised again?? (Look at my name)

[@nameshai2640]

Adam Brindley They're dead

[@saharsalmani7273]

Nameshai Thanq

[@youdontneedtoknowmynamelol7867]

I love how you take cooking to the next level!By bullying fruits and vegetablesIt's amazing! I'm lovin it!

[@lisa_and_christian]

Omg, video love. This is the first video of yours I've seen and I am subscribing without a thought! Brilliant.

[@BuckBlaziken]

Normies: Iceberg lettuce Me, an intellectual: *CRISPY WATER*

[@Jojo-kl6tx]

Finally I can start to suck at everything. Thanks man.

[@yousuckatcooking]

You are welcome.

[@lovesanime88]

What if my kale does have a criminal record though? What now???

[@yousuckatcooking]

Do you like to live dangerously?

[@Rwededyet]

Don't flail, just send it back to kale jail.

[@gromusodus1949]

What if it asks for a bail?

[@WaloWaloson]

Blank Brothers If your Kale asks for bail you can choose to send it by mail.

[@Rwededyet]

@Blank Brothers If it tries to turn tail and run, set a bounty hunter on it's trail. Justice will prevail!

[@groovynina8320]

I mean crispy water kinda sounds refreshing 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@ichspiellp3685]

Nina C. I dont like it because its just too dry

[@LePetitNuageGris]

Cruciferous Belligerence is the best name for kale chips. It’s so metal.

[@theladyamalthea]

That was definitely my fave

[@robertself1917]

Is it bad that I have seen every single YSAC? I LOVE IT

[@VlogGrrr]

Iceberg Lettuce = Flavorless Texture Ball! 😂😂 I'm done! 🙌😂😂

[@Ucceah]

pak choi contains even a little more crispy water

[@italowizard]

This is 100% true, and also not necessarily a negative quality. It probably won't make a good salad, but if I'm making a chicken sandwich I like it to have some watery crunch without altering the existing flavor. Same thing with American cheese. It's flavorless texture, and for some foods that's exactly what they need.

[@randomfallenhuman3087]

VlogGrrr Its true.

[@crowtheaxolazelle5923]

I like eating plain crunchy water XD

[@tracilamb1904]

bale the kale out of the pale that you got on sale, then check it for nails, then pull off its tail while muffling its whale, then inspeck it so it doesn't contain snails and that its not too frail, then use it to check your mail then rub it on the rail for a banana for scale then do a criminal back round check to make sure its never been it the prison system because you don't need that negative energy while making kale chips. I was laughing so hard on that bit XD

[@neosrc]

1:34 So, now you're gonna want to bail the kale out of the pail you got on sale, then check it for nails and then pull of its tail while muddling its wail and inspect it to make sure that it doesn't contain snails and that it's not too frail and then use it to check your mail and rub it on the rails with a banana for scale. ABSOLUTELY DIED 🤣

[@colinthornsberry4288]

im so happy I found this channel 👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@cameronhenry7446]

OG PARKOR flavor

[@Gigi-iv4op]

Im not even into food tutorials, this guy is just so much fun.

[@BigHatLoganGaming]

"You can't do this if you get distracted--oh... Duct tape I love this stuff"

[@rickey236]

I’m so happy I’ve just found you, human salad spinner

[@rex574]

I love this comment section

[@mcplays_4592]

Forgot to humble my kale so it beat me up,stole my car, and left me in the alley.

[@Aricku]

1:15 his shadow makes him look like a stick figure lol

[@BH-rh2bh]

I want to say great video as always and I'll be sure to check it out. keep up the good work my man

[@yousuckatcooking]

Thank you Blob Freeman.

[@AGoodVibe]

Still one of the best videos on KZbin

[@ashleymontiel2694]

I’ll never be a lettuce 😢😭

[@1thousandsubsandiwillmakev681]

Funny

[@MaiCody]

YOURE A COPY OF SOMEBODY

[@1thousandsubsandiwillmakev681]

David Pham who u talking to

[@amirazara3131]

Dude You copied

[@PranitaPathakOnline]

jeez son

[@squidsbizarreadventure]

are you still gonna upload regularly here now that you're in fullscreen? i kinda can't afford those things

[@yousuckatcooking]

Yes!

[@BobertJoe]

I mean, that kinda implies that he was uploading regularly in the first place. Uploading sporadically might be a better descriptor.

[@squidsbizarreadventure]

i suppose you're right :))

[@MAXISORAWIGGLES]

what's he doing over there? google isn't helping me

[@rizanugraha4515]

i can't afford anything

[@cj100517]

they way he said 350 tho 😂😂 2:58

[@LanaKong]

I’ve been using this recipes for quite a while, they are great 💓 But the other day I discovered from other recipe that you can just pop them in the microwave for 3 minutes and the result is the same, if not better. Way quicker if you don’t have much time on the day

[@bun9138]

He roasted the kale

[@DeathByZambonis]

Momma Meep ayyyyyyy I see what you did there

[@SyZr]

Never clicked on a notification so fast

[@Ganges172]

I'm gonna start a gang and we're gonna be called Cruciferous Belligerence.

[@yousuckatcooking]

Raise hell!

[@jayebirdjb7143]

You Suck At Cooking Raise Broccoli instead! There's an over abundance of Hell already!

[@bellanovia1648]

I like my kale with a lemon/dill/garlic flavor profile. I sauté it in butter and all those flavors cut the bitterness of it and make it nice and tasty.

[@lukewagner4930]

3:56 Bunyan’s on three funyans

[@ismetimsirovic107]

Lol

[@NuclearCashew]

watching this while fasting is a nightkare

[@yousuckatcooking]

Sorry for your (weight) loss.

[@pootlovato8285]

You Suck At Cooking hhhha

[@robopecha]

typo. i am sure you meant nightkale.

[@TheH7469]

Hey man, I think you've transcended the bounds of youtube. You should really start doing stand up or something because you are the funniest original content on this site.

[@yousuckatcooking]

[@patrickstrudel4651]

THE RHYMES ARE GOLD!

[@qc3441]

Can I use mayonnaise instead of kale?

[@yousuckatcooking]

Always.

[@JJmeep]

I think cooking musical instruments is fiscally irresponsible but you do you

[@pwneror]

You can and you must.

[@kalewidman3291]

OJ Simpson You got a problem with me??

[@RisingTheClan]

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[@SuperRich96]

2:59 tree fiddy 😂

[@Ghalaghor_McAllistor]

Damn loch ness monster!

[@SuperRich96]

Ghalaghor McAllistor I gave him a dollar

[@Ghalaghor_McAllistor]

Well, of course he's not gonna go away, Rich! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!

[@__007__]

Damn you Loch Ness monsta stealing ma tree fiddy

[@jennie.jitterbug]

I say fiddy

[@Yknotdostuff]

Just googled kale chip recipe and you popped up. Pardon the expression but " oh my God", you are a friggin riot! I don't actually laugh out loud because I did stand up years ago, and it seems that comedians don't really laugh out loud, they only say, drolly, "that's funny". Not only did I learn how to make kale chips, I'm able to say "that's funny". Thank you.

[@finerz321]

Yknot Dostuff nice humblebrag

[@koooper3623]

Cool.

[@yousuf4364]

What did I just read?

[@jasmeenmalhotra2225]

This is the fucking funniest video I’ve ever seen and I’m RUNNING TO THE SUPERMARKET RIGHT NOW TO GET KALE