TikTok's Only Girls Will Understand

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Kallmekris

Kallmekris

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@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
Hope you like the video! 😂 lots of comedic adhd trailing off in this video lol. LIKE if you Enjoyed 😊❤️
@K62390
@K62390 2 жыл бұрын
Love your videos they are amazing! ❤️
@y0ung.n3iL
@y0ung.n3iL 2 жыл бұрын
i love all of your videos i watch them all
@arleeneslora7146
@arleeneslora7146 2 жыл бұрын
Your Videos are amazing!!!
@derekpeterson4501
@derekpeterson4501 2 жыл бұрын
I did not like it I loved it
@Crazy_Llama_2
@Crazy_Llama_2 2 жыл бұрын
Hi I love your hair
@sl33pyy_
@sl33pyy_ 2 жыл бұрын
the intro has me rolling 😭
@crystal7371
@crystal7371 2 жыл бұрын
Lol me to
@themeshricos4324
@themeshricos4324 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@AbbyTomboi
@AbbyTomboi 2 жыл бұрын
@ТесhnobIаdе Рig 🅥 technoblade is dead 😭
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
ASMR REALNESS 🤫
@positivebellaa
@positivebellaa 2 жыл бұрын
@@kallmekris yesssss!!!
@Angela_Rice
@Angela_Rice 2 жыл бұрын
Out of most KZbinrs I’ve seen, Kris seems like a genuine person. Like someone you’d play laser tag with, then chill and have a horror movie marathon. I appreciate her genuine character and that she compliments her audience. Hard to find that kind of positivity these days. Keep doing what you’re doing and keep spreading positive vibes. Hope everyone scrolling through the comments has a wonderful day ❤️
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
❤️❤️❤️
@SquirrelTheorist
@SquirrelTheorist 2 жыл бұрын
I doubt anybody could have said it any better. 👏👏👏
@laurencoolen484
@laurencoolen484 2 жыл бұрын
yeah it’s kind of like jenna marbles vibes. and i miss jenna 🥺
@louiseb6111
@louiseb6111 2 жыл бұрын
She just hasn’t become exhausted and jaded yet. Give it time. 👍🤦‍♀️😂
@tashah8816
@tashah8816 2 жыл бұрын
She's doin the lorts work 💕 great supplement to my anti depression meds because she makes me laugh
@erinabraham5682
@erinabraham5682 Жыл бұрын
I am a mom of an almost 4 year old boy and I will just say, I'm a 26 year old child with ADHD, PTSD, anxiety, and depression. Many times during my pregnancy I was freaking out thinking I'd never be able to do this because who the hell am I to raise a whole human? I can hardly keep myself alive 😅 but you definitely just learn as you go 🤷‍♀️ my little dude is the funniest, smartest, coolest, sweetest, most loving little old soul I've ever met 🥹 I just try to raise him the way I wish my parents would have raised me. You'll never just be ready. I'm still not ready 🤣 but I'm doing it! And myself and everyone that knows us can say I'm doing a damn good job 🥰 you'd be an amazing mother because you would lift that kids confidence up, they would have an amazing sense of humor being raised by you, and you clearly have a lot of love inside of you ❤️ and as long as the kid is fed, loved, healthy, and happy that's all they need. 🥰
@MillieTraynor
@MillieTraynor 9 ай бұрын
You gte it girl❤️ You're a bad bitch and dont forget it💅
@MillieTraynor
@MillieTraynor 9 ай бұрын
Get*
@Meiosis-ll7fy
@Meiosis-ll7fy 9 ай бұрын
I have anxiety and my mom ha sanxiety and ADHD you can do this i know is hard but you got this !
@antonymaardvark7467
@antonymaardvark7467 8 ай бұрын
This is one of the longest and most meaningful comments I’ve ever seen 😊❤❤
@FNAF___Nerd
@FNAF___Nerd 5 ай бұрын
who cares?
@lurline33
@lurline33 2 жыл бұрын
Kris + Jay = work goals. Love, love, LOVE that he's a visible, hilarious character in addition to all the fantastic editing!
@marita2g
@marita2g 2 жыл бұрын
Its perfect! :D
@Your_Local_Idiot..
@Your_Local_Idiot.. 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@GentleRayneASMR
@GentleRayneASMR 2 жыл бұрын
Seconded! ;)
@rachaelleann9847
@rachaelleann9847 2 жыл бұрын
He so is
@pennyperry4708
@pennyperry4708 2 жыл бұрын
@@rachaelleann9847 but why is it true?
@lisasmith7474
@lisasmith7474 2 жыл бұрын
Props to Jay for being so chill. And all his hard work.
@coolgirl5547
@coolgirl5547 2 жыл бұрын
Ok, hear me out. I can relate to Kris in so many ways, but her ongoing excitement in every video is something I could not possibly replicate. If you’re reading this Kris, we all appreciate what you do so much and we hope you never stop with your kindness and sincerity in every video! ❤️
@ashleycollett9333
@ashleycollett9333 2 жыл бұрын
Kris you would make an amazing bro mom ❤
@mariondixon8306
@mariondixon8306 2 жыл бұрын
Amen sis
@cakebatter8830
@cakebatter8830 2 жыл бұрын
Sameee I relate so much to
@dinagreiner1509
@dinagreiner1509 2 жыл бұрын
fax. straight fax
@muriel5826
@muriel5826 2 жыл бұрын
Excitement, kindness and sincerity- you nailed it
@KeilaNatalie
@KeilaNatalie Жыл бұрын
4:18 NO because my period started DURING my vacation. I was sobbing in the bathroom, and a bunch of girls slid pads under the bathroom stall
@BobSmith-md1bs
@BobSmith-md1bs 2 жыл бұрын
Kris is the only person who can compliment you, be perverted, and funny while doing a ASMR and it isn't weird.
@lilysmarry5634
@lilysmarry5634 2 жыл бұрын
YES
@RubinaCastignani
@RubinaCastignani Жыл бұрын
She IS weird that's what makes her good
@Eurovision-is-my-life
@Eurovision-is-my-life Жыл бұрын
Underrated
@I_exist-o4y
@I_exist-o4y Жыл бұрын
So true lol 😂😂😂
@Fizzy__Sharkzz
@Fizzy__Sharkzz Жыл бұрын
shes not perverted and if she was it WOULD be weird
@gabbyjohnson6439
@gabbyjohnson6439 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that she goes through and reads all the comments is some real dedication. Luv you kris!
@aloramonn5133
@aloramonn5133 2 жыл бұрын
Things I've learned today 1) I'd be best friends with Kris just based on the things that are requirements for being friends 2) if we were friends I'd have to teach her how to cook 😂😂
@saturn550
@saturn550 Жыл бұрын
I’d add a third to that. 3) maybe I’m not a woman, maybe I just am
@donjones4719
@donjones4719 Жыл бұрын
Could you help out Janet with expanding her cuisine beyond Dino Nuggies?
@IAmAnItalianPizza
@IAmAnItalianPizza Жыл бұрын
​@@saturn550 my entire excistance is this question:
@saturn550
@saturn550 Жыл бұрын
@@IAmAnItalianPizza Same, tbh
@spokilicious
@spokilicious Жыл бұрын
same
@sadielawshe2660
@sadielawshe2660 2 жыл бұрын
I'M SUCH AN INTROVERT. I ABSOLUTE LOVE THAT I FOUND YOU, KRIS! YOU'RE AWESOME. I'M SORRY YOU HAVE GONE THROUGH SO MUCH, BUT PLEASE KNOW THAT SHARING YOUR STRUGGLES HAS HELPED MANY PEOPLE, INCLUDING MYSELF. YOU'RE A RAY OF SUNSHINE IN MY DAY. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, FUNNY, WITTY, AND UNAPOLOGETICALLY YOURSELF! KEEP BEING YOU, YOU FANTASTIC HUMAN, YOU!
@aarothiruvarangam5607
@aarothiruvarangam5607 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: “you’ve got beautiful nostrils” My brother who’s been digging his nose (he’s 10): *whips his head around in surprise* says “Thank you”.
@ausltrxa5884
@ausltrxa5884 2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAH
@GenXfrom75
@GenXfrom75 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
@marissaamber7304
@marissaamber7304 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry I started laughing
@kayleegoforth6565
@kayleegoforth6565 2 жыл бұрын
IM SO SORRY GIRLLL!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 if that was me I would run away and hide cause I would not let him see that he has made me laugh! 😀 JK JK JK!!!!! 😂😂😂have a wonderful day LOVE YOU KEIISSSSSSS
@rachaelleann9847
@rachaelleann9847 2 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@HatSports
@HatSports Жыл бұрын
Love how Jay is so cool with all the period talk and what not. We need more of that
@Yippeeee1234
@Yippeeee1234 9 ай бұрын
Your playlists are public 💀
@HatSports
@HatSports 9 ай бұрын
@@Yippeeee1234 and?
@TickTock16
@TickTock16 2 жыл бұрын
Normally you won’t see the editor, but I love how Jay just randomly pops in from time to time. And Kris, as someone who regularly echoes accents and talks to their self, I love how you randomly come up with sketches!❤️
@Mr.D83
@Mr.D83 2 жыл бұрын
I like how she talks to Jay
@bunnygetspancake6916
@bunnygetspancake6916 2 жыл бұрын
"Pleas do thaaaat"
@donnalea7254
@donnalea7254 2 жыл бұрын
Literaly!!
@moonys13
@moonys13 2 жыл бұрын
mhmmmmmm!
@mattmincey5042
@mattmincey5042 Жыл бұрын
Her complete shock and look on her face when she saw the video on the....(ahem)..."taste of the baby batter" Sorry, Kris but that had me rollin 🤣
@DemonDragon30
@DemonDragon30 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: “this is a family friendly channel” Also Kris: “Goddamn it” “shit” “fuck” “bitch”
@sarahgroucott3864
@sarahgroucott3864 2 жыл бұрын
Goddamn isn’t bad 😐😐
@theeternalpenguin
@theeternalpenguin 2 жыл бұрын
@@sarahgroucott3864 it’s technically blasphemy though
@DemonDragon30
@DemonDragon30 2 жыл бұрын
@@sarahgroucott3864 I am a Christian. That is cursing God and is the worst curse word out there for me and people like me
@sarahgroucott3864
@sarahgroucott3864 2 жыл бұрын
@@DemonDragon30 ok well that’s not my fault ur Christian 🤷‍♀️
@sarahgroucott3864
@sarahgroucott3864 2 жыл бұрын
@@theeternalpenguin wtf is that
@Julia__M.
@Julia__M. 2 жыл бұрын
The intro was too funny! I love how Kris gives slightly random yet specific compliments. Keep up the great work, Kris! We love you! 🥰
@natalieross0314
@natalieross0314 2 жыл бұрын
We can also enjoy the fact that she actually is a good ASMRist.
@addierobinson7940
@addierobinson7940 2 жыл бұрын
I love it when Kris reads screens because then I don’t have to keep pausing the video to read the tiny text every time❤❤❤❤❤
@Jessie-km4je
@Jessie-km4je Жыл бұрын
Same.
@MPretorius2009
@MPretorius2009 Жыл бұрын
i like the animation "Kris reads screens". it sounds cool
@kmk5239
@kmk5239 2 жыл бұрын
10:15 I feel like I’m equipped but not at the same time. But parenting is something that is one thing thinking about, but another thing when you’re doing it (from what I’ve heard). It’s something you figure out as you go along, because many things vary; the needs of your child, your own needs, the need for their development… there’s no blanket solution, there’s no manual that fits all children, that’s the joy of parenthood. It’s a journey, a new chapter in life.
@nyanmeow4796
@nyanmeow4796 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Comment Section: Let's appreciate Kris and how she makes us smile every day with the best videos and all the effort she puts in.
@Sc-eb3ds
@Sc-eb3ds 2 жыл бұрын
Or like "she's the only youtuber that can make me feel better when I'm having a bad day"
@rainysummers
@rainysummers 2 жыл бұрын
Ya nobody says that it's just people like you want attention from Kris bc you said this bullshit right here✨
@EatMyGothAss
@EatMyGothAss 2 жыл бұрын
Like I like that her fans love her a ton but y’all needa chill with that for a moment and get on video topic
@SternLX
@SternLX 2 жыл бұрын
IKR? The "Fangirling" here can get to ridiculous levels.
@somereallyweirdweirdo
@somereallyweirdweirdo 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sc-eb3ds ye every yt has those like the ones that have over 1k
@joshuasomeones9618
@joshuasomeones9618 2 жыл бұрын
Kris, as a father of 3 whose oldest is 17... I still don't feel ready. No one is ever actually ready. But you do need to at least understand that your life will no longer be yours after that point and decide that it is worth it despite the horrors it will bring. Honestly, from your skits, I think you have at least a clue. That is more than I can say for most. No insult to anyone ether. PS: Married for 17 years and have two daughters, I think I got most of what was here.
@justinafeghaly1418
@justinafeghaly1418 2 жыл бұрын
Jay is such a cool and chill guy, his nonchalance is hilarious. And YOU Kris are amazing i love you so so much and you're just great, you really are. I love you a lot and idk what else to say🖤
@g0406
@g0406 Жыл бұрын
Chatting to random girls in the bathroom while drunk is so relatable. Not even a week ago these 2 girls and I were just talking about how much we love ‘H20: Just Add Water’ through the toilet stall in a bar and yelling “CLEOR” and “EMMAAA” to each other. Never saw who they were though. We went our separate ways before they came out the stall 😂
@rainbowtastic1233
@rainbowtastic1233 Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@rachaelhargreaves3619
@rachaelhargreaves3619 Жыл бұрын
That's fucking hilarious, I loved that show lol! 🤣
@emmadf0
@emmadf0 10 ай бұрын
my names emma 🥲
@alicianolte6402
@alicianolte6402 2 жыл бұрын
I just had my 5th child, and sometimes I feel like I'm still not equipped for parenting. There are no perfect parents but you do the best you can with the kids wellbeing in mind. You'd be a great mom, Kris!
@kesari9913
@kesari9913 2 жыл бұрын
I love Kris's skit about reading to her future child. I have a difficult time reading outloud myself. I remember one time that I was babysitting and the 6 year old wanted me to read a bedtime book to them. In the middle of reading, they asked me to stop so they could read instead XD
@donjones4719
@donjones4719 Жыл бұрын
Wait... that wasn't just a clever ploy to get me to read on my own?
@kesari9913
@kesari9913 Жыл бұрын
@@donjones4719 lol no. Some of us just can't read well.
@sadra9252
@sadra9252 2 жыл бұрын
said it a hundred times before and I'll say a hundred times more, Jay makes these already funny af videos even funnier. love you guys❤
@sophieisthe1
@sophieisthe1 Жыл бұрын
Every time Kris gives a compliment it makes me 20% less insecure each day💙💙
@starboardhaveneducationfor4417
@starboardhaveneducationfor4417 Жыл бұрын
Same!
@None-w5v
@None-w5v 9 ай бұрын
Same
@michalipiperakis9380
@michalipiperakis9380 2 жыл бұрын
Kris, in response to your question, I truly believe you would be a PHENOMINAL parent as long as you have patience, love (which you have plenty of) and a good sense of morals. Not to mention that the general trademark of a great parent (just like a good leader) is one who questions if they are up to the task beforehand, because this helps them identify their faults and prepare for future difficulties. You would be an amazing parent and I can see that from how you treat Kevin. Just remember that parenting tends to be more straining on the parent than the child so it's important to come to realise that you will struggle and be tired at times. In addition to the above, it's important for a parent to be confident, but not arrogant. A parent should have the confidence to show and teach their child new things through example, and through this build confidence in this child. HOWEVER, there are plenty of lessons to be learnt in life and to deny the possibility that your child could teach you something as well is arrogance. Naturally, this is all just my humble opinion based on experience and logic, thus some may have something to add based on their own experience. I hope this message reaches you and whoever else was wondering or questioning if they too could be a parent. :)
@Humen_bean
@Humen_bean 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe I can be a good parent ? :)
@pineapplecroisant4470
@pineapplecroisant4470 2 жыл бұрын
That was extremely long
@adogspurpose5035
@adogspurpose5035 2 жыл бұрын
This really helped me out!
@pineapple7558
@pineapple7558 2 жыл бұрын
Who read all of that? I didnt
@muriel5826
@muriel5826 2 жыл бұрын
Well said and very much worth taking the time to read. It’s true that looking after a pet gives insight into parenting. I wish I’d had a dog before I became a mom. But I also think I was a better dog mama because I first had human children.
@maddiepjo12
@maddiepjo12 2 жыл бұрын
I love how kris compliments us in every video and never forgets to! It not only makes me smile but you can tell that she has a kind heart💕
@achinthyasriman7339
@achinthyasriman7339 2 жыл бұрын
it pains me to think kris feels she wouldn't be a good parent- you're one of the most genuine people I've ever met, and I feel like if you have a kid they would be one of the most amazing and lucky people alive because gosh. if i was your kid i think i'd have wayyy less trauma than i do currently?? anywayss amazing video as always, you're such a lively and relatable person, i'm so glad you exist and even happier i came across this channel because god where would I be now without my constant kriserotonin boosts
@paigegibson
@paigegibson 2 жыл бұрын
I love the different voices she uses!
@gazelleuwu9273
@gazelleuwu9273 2 жыл бұрын
can we talk about how much Kris makes us smile everyday just by saying a compliment. like i could be having the worse day possible, and then i would go onto KZbin and watch her videos and somehow, i feel so so so much better. BTW YOUR ASMR WAS AMAZING, LIKE ONG. ily kris ❤
@lowediggity27
@lowediggity27 2 жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more. I could be having the worst day and one of her videos pops up and it's a complete 180 switch. Her positivity is infectious and we all want to catch it.
@cp368productions2
@cp368productions2 2 жыл бұрын
Idk some of those compliments are a little cringe. A few of them I know I would get arrested for if I said them.
@gazelleuwu9273
@gazelleuwu9273 2 жыл бұрын
@@cp368productions2 ?
@PeskyBee1616
@PeskyBee1616 2 жыл бұрын
Actually let’s not
@Mrcrabs2211
@Mrcrabs2211 2 жыл бұрын
True she makes me smile
@RepititionLegitamizes
@RepititionLegitamizes 2 жыл бұрын
first, and I can't stress this enough, Kris always makes my day, she's funny and just all around nice and cool. this compliment doesn't hit as much but ur compliments ALWAYS make me happy. Can we all just thank Kris for entertaining us. like if you love kris ⬇️ everyone that loves kris
@Gsbet921
@Gsbet921 2 жыл бұрын
Kris always makes my day better because she’s funny and the complements are self esteem boosting
@purplerain0517
@purplerain0517 Жыл бұрын
Parent here! Only 1 of 3 children were "planned" and even then, we were trying to have a baby to fix our train wreck marriage. Lol BUT: despite the fact that I was a hot mess of not knowing wtf I was doing my entire life, and being undiagnosed combined ADHD for 39 years, (thus untreated) I think having kids is like one of the best, most rewarding adventures ever! Plus, you'd totally be the "cool mom" at school to the students! And the one the teachers know "don't bully her kid. She'll rake you across the coals in her own way, and you'll regret it". You'd be that hot nerd mom that all the Karen's are silently jealousy of, but never admit it! You'd be a total milf! ...what's a nerd milf? Nmilf? Mnilf? ...anyway... That's my parent comment! You freaking rock!
@nicholasgretch4022
@nicholasgretch4022 Жыл бұрын
Long story short, I think this person is saying you would actually make a really good mom. And I totally agree. (Dad of 2)
@avocadoast
@avocadoast 2 жыл бұрын
always impressed by how kris can come up with skits on the spot and then add her infinite number of different voices to the characters to make it feel like something that’s been rehearsed but it isn’t-
@Not_So_Royal_Queen
@Not_So_Royal_Queen 2 жыл бұрын
thank you you are an amazing human being
@FuzzyStripetail
@FuzzyStripetail 2 жыл бұрын
Even though Kris is too shy to contribute her arguments to most debates that she feels passionate about, she will totally flip out if you make her pancakes the wrong way.
@robyn7577
@robyn7577 2 жыл бұрын
10:10. kris, you're a parent to millions of people, i think you're ready 😂
@Qui-Dad-Jinn
@Qui-Dad-Jinn Жыл бұрын
Kris, no one is ever ready to be a parent, until it happens. You'll be a great parent, there's lots of love in your heart.
@cheeseeeeeeeeeeey
@cheeseeeeeeeeeeey 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just take a moment to appreciate Kris's compliments they always cure my day
@LostCatAngel3
@LostCatAngel3 2 жыл бұрын
SAME!
@cam.mie.
@cam.mie. 2 жыл бұрын
does anyone else appreciate kris’s humor more than anything else?
@theguccigump986
@theguccigump986 2 жыл бұрын
Kris your compliments always just make my day ❤️ thank you so much. Your videos always bring me so much joy, thank you so much.
@last5948
@last5948 2 жыл бұрын
V1nce army represent!
@countryvixen14
@countryvixen14 Жыл бұрын
No one is ever truly ready to be a parent. I was 24 and I just learned. Kris, u would be a great mom!!! ❤
@bitavarraanapatricia671
@bitavarraanapatricia671 2 жыл бұрын
Kris never fails to make us feel confident every time she will upload a video. Now, tell me this isn't how empowered women empower women.
@XXXTENTACIONAYEAYEAYE
@XXXTENTACIONAYEAYEAYE 2 жыл бұрын
@Bitavarra Ana Patricia Correct!
@skatt9128
@skatt9128 2 жыл бұрын
💯👍
@tesoruccia
@tesoruccia 2 жыл бұрын
1:31 - That was the best message that anyone has ever told me :) ty Kris
@nobrandsland
@nobrandsland Жыл бұрын
Hola from the Lower 48. Laughed til I shit my pants! “There’s 8 billion people in the world. You can find one of these assholes that isn’t an asshole.” Epic advice! *quote shirt*. KMK, will you ever be ready for kids? No. Can you put them back? No. Should you consider one if you want kids? Yes. I’m a parent of 5 and low key, they suck, but high key you will love them and there are those times that make it all worth it. Also, I thought I was a person who had patience until I had kids. Get ready to become your parents if you decide on being one.
@jasminemaherelgohary8151
@jasminemaherelgohary8151 2 жыл бұрын
The burst of excitement she brings to me every time I get the notification of her videos makes my heart wanna flyyy Thank you Kris for being our motivator, whenever I see one of your videos, I get motivated, and thanks for the compliment 💖💖
@amyfredricksen3128
@amyfredricksen3128 2 жыл бұрын
K, Kris is such a queen and she makes us all laugh Every. Single. Time. Love ya Kris keep making us laugh please!
@lukebillieobvs
@lukebillieobvs 2 жыл бұрын
Can everyone just appreciate how she compliments us every time? That makes my day :) Also if your partner don’t do this, you ain’t a proper couple (2:24)
@XXXTENTACIONAYEAYEAYE
@XXXTENTACIONAYEAYEAYE 2 жыл бұрын
@Luke Oscar frrrrr
@tal-and-lee-besties
@tal-and-lee-besties 11 ай бұрын
Kris like 10 times every video: THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY CHANNEL Also Kris: *swearing every other word* All jokes aside, ily and ur videos sm kris ❤❤
@isotopebestsongfr
@isotopebestsongfr 11 ай бұрын
What if... the family was just a 19 year old teen, a mother and father? 👀 (Also joking, lmao.)
@iaac5608
@iaac5608 2 жыл бұрын
She’s literally the funniest and makes everyone’s day ten times better ❤️❤️❤️😭
@TaskmasterS1721
@TaskmasterS1721 2 жыл бұрын
Can we take a second to appreciate how she makes our day better and looks damn fine doing it?
@KSPRFANQS
@KSPRFANQS 2 жыл бұрын
@ТесhnobIаdе Рig 🅥 BRO STAHWP COMMENTING AHHH-
@FluffyRacooni
@FluffyRacooni 2 жыл бұрын
9:08 "Maybe I'm not a girl, maybe I'm just...I'm just...AM"-Kris Oml that is the definition of my gender, becauseee I am so lost in this video, but society wants to hit me in the face and say "sHe hEr, GIRL GIRL, gIrLy GiRl!"
@mistlazum
@mistlazum 2 жыл бұрын
Mom of 3 here! Never felt ready to start but knew I wanted the experience of it and had the potential to do my best. You learn and grow along the way… it’s a beautiful, scary, funny, frustrating and heart warming journey 😂
@yesyoucangetuhhhhhh
@yesyoucangetuhhhhhh 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that kris compliments us *every* video seriously makes me happy as I suffer from really bad anorexia and kris’s compliments seriously make me feel better. Kris if you read this, thank you. ❤️
@alexflips2330
@alexflips2330 2 жыл бұрын
“You can find one of these assholes that isn’t an asshole” - Kris 2022 Thanks for the dating advice Kris 👍
@jessesmit9815
@jessesmit9815 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: *makes another promise if we give her enough likes* Literally her editor, Jay, tryna get some screen time: "pleaseeee do that" *sarcastically*
@marita2g
@marita2g 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahha xD Love him though xD
@katestark2519
@katestark2519 9 ай бұрын
Okay, so I'm a mom. As far back as I can remember I wanted to be a mom. I had my first almost 15 years ago, and I *still* look around and wonder where the adult is who's meant to be in charge! Then I'm shocked (every time?!) when I realize it's supposed to be me! And I have a couple of *incredible* (if not infuriating at times) kids! The fact you're worried already says a lot! Work on healing and understanding yourself, and if you eventually decide to have kids, you'll find the capability! A good sense of humor definitely helps! [Disclaimer: I *did* offer to give away my teenager just this evening, so...]
@IzukuMidoriya_official
@IzukuMidoriya_official 2 жыл бұрын
This has the best sound effects by kallmekris😂😂 especially at 11:44
@chloedavis2329
@chloedavis2329 2 жыл бұрын
I'm in a hospital with a broken leg waiting for surgery and your one of the 2 things entertaining me right now. Thank you.
@AshaKohlis
@AshaKohlis 10 ай бұрын
ooh
@riaankruger9572
@riaankruger9572 2 жыл бұрын
10:02. OKAY! Damn it. you finally got me. I am 44 years old and I've been married nearly 14 years. First and only wife... No kiddos.😢 I would have loved kids, but it was just not in the cards. My wife had two sons from her first marriage, but after that developed a tumor in her womb (non Malignant, but still, we didn't want to take any chance, so we went for the hysterectomy). I love my wife dearly. It's all good.
@angelaabner7622
@angelaabner7622 2 жыл бұрын
I wasnt ready but i loved it. I was 18 when i first got pregnant
@AshaKohlis
@AshaKohlis 10 ай бұрын
umm
@notmyoryours34
@notmyoryours34 2 жыл бұрын
Let's just all take a moment to apriciate all the hard work Kris puts in all of her videos❤️❤️
@not_yayyy
@not_yayyy 2 жыл бұрын
You really sound like a bot
@mikesmith8311
@mikesmith8311 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget her editor he's a champ
@SquirrelTheorist
@SquirrelTheorist 2 жыл бұрын
@@mikesmith8311 They both are amazing!
@mikesmith8311
@mikesmith8311 2 жыл бұрын
@@SquirrelTheorist so amazing I could well do watch all day lmao
@SquirrelTheorist
@SquirrelTheorist 2 жыл бұрын
@@mikesmith8311 Same here! lol Her bright and caring attitude and his hilarious editing. They remind me of Batman and Robin XD
@catherinejonnacaguioa9474
@catherinejonnacaguioa9474 2 жыл бұрын
Kris always makes my day better every time she uploads she knows how to make me happy appreciate you ❤️
@vee.8602
@vee.8602 2 жыл бұрын
Kris always compliments us when she looks like the queen
@Icepack4steve
@Icepack4steve 2 жыл бұрын
The bots 💀
@vee.8602
@vee.8602 2 жыл бұрын
@@Icepack4steve I know like where are they even coming from 💀
@kitkat7ate69
@kitkat7ate69 2 жыл бұрын
Omg I love ur pfp
@petramarek8364
@petramarek8364 10 ай бұрын
"Gather around cuz its kris read screens!" Has me rolling on my floor everytime😂😂
@U_luv_Ari
@U_luv_Ari 2 жыл бұрын
your so funny and drop dead gorgeous. I love you Kris and you should definitely collaborate with sam, colby and Celina again❤️
@Here4NUZI4evah
@Here4NUZI4evah 2 жыл бұрын
She should!
@psycoplayz907
@psycoplayz907 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Kris, you always make me smile with your compliments, glad to see your voice is bacl
@dominicaibodje8197
@dominicaibodje8197 2 жыл бұрын
4:14 I was on an airplane when I got my first period.
@itsmads.
@itsmads. Жыл бұрын
i feel pain for u sis 🤌🏼
@Maggie_2007
@Maggie_2007 Жыл бұрын
I hope that doesn’t happen to me but that’s awful 😢
@TheChikkinMan
@TheChikkinMan 2 жыл бұрын
9:15 I am an introvert and whenever I go to big gatherings like a dance I always get super nervous especially around the people I didn’t know.
@tjdare939
@tjdare939 2 жыл бұрын
Kris, I love it when your new video pops up on my notification bell. I always stop whatever I'm doing, whether its homework, random googling, texting my friends, going down a rabbit hole of googling scary things, etc, and watch it. You would be THE friend to have honestly. You're funny without ever being mean and you always lighten my day. -Sending love from Australia
@calebcarlcrouch
@calebcarlcrouch 2 жыл бұрын
Kris, you are 100% equipped to be a parent. You would legitimately be a fantastic mother.
@imme6954
@imme6954 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!
@mso9928
@mso9928 2 жыл бұрын
I love kris and her semi awkward personality and how she isn't like other influencers that would cut out mistakes that make them look normal
@ARenfordt
@ARenfordt 11 ай бұрын
10:16 I‘m 15 weeks pregnant (planned) and still don’t feel like I am ready to be a parent 😂 I don’t know if there is actually a moment when you’re like „yeah, I’m adult, let’s raise another human being!“
@glitchedmars9324
@glitchedmars9324 2 жыл бұрын
I had a debate at school, I had to hold myself from insulting another girl on the side of the argument. Plus some on that side was breaking the rules of the debate as well they seemed to forget the fact we were talking about dissection IN THE CLASSROOM for our grade and not for the outside world. Mean while afterward they came up to others on my side and I asking if we changed our mind, the answer in no, why would I be persuaded by people who didn't follow what we should had done and mistaked a necropy for a dissection (that was the girl I held myself back for). I also never had an opinion on the matter to begin with.
@connors7838
@connors7838 2 жыл бұрын
11:12 Jay's reaction was mine for this whole vid. 🤣 Hey respect to all woman, deserving of it. U decide witch ones don't.
@ProjectLethargic
@ProjectLethargic 2 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Kris has the most positive comment section, like most of the top comments are just talking about how much they appreciate the work she puts in and how her videos make them so happy
@RandomMan73
@RandomMan73 5 ай бұрын
NGL I absolutely love the *Kris reads screens* clips💀😂😂
@Idkhowtocount
@Idkhowtocount 2 жыл бұрын
I love the random compliments that she gives us every time, love ur vids kris.
@FaceSlapStudios
@FaceSlapStudios 2 жыл бұрын
You know Kris spends hours just sitting around and trying come up with something new to compliment us on😂
@manicmisfit7124
@manicmisfit7124 2 жыл бұрын
Love that your ADHD lines up so well that u say its such a random over the top video and seemed smooth as butter and u completely understand it! Well as always your videos highlight my day💜🥰 Thank u so much for making my day better. Sending you Love positivity and appreciation! Love ya Kris🌻🦋🌻🦋
@kaighleeweise8006
@kaighleeweise8006 2 жыл бұрын
why does ADHD do this to uss
@KingBooIsCool
@KingBooIsCool Жыл бұрын
lol the way you did the kris reads screens so quickly is so funny :)
@margaretcooley4168
@margaretcooley4168 2 жыл бұрын
10:15 as a mom of 2, I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm winging it lol
@cp368productions2
@cp368productions2 2 жыл бұрын
We went from a girl with morals talking about being worried about losing a guy because of her morals. To a girl saying that if you aren't active you will lose all feeling down there. Well that escalated quickly.
@kryptonianguest1903
@kryptonianguest1903 2 жыл бұрын
Fyi folks, men go impotent if 'inactive' for too long. Both genders need to make sure they're getting taken care of down below.
@electro_nika
@electro_nika 2 жыл бұрын
i think kris hates men
@dantheartist8284
@dantheartist8284 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao why did 3:13 (idk how to time stamp) remind me of when I had a classmate say “women get raped more because they are just looking for attention” , to clairify, this was a male classmate who never talked but decided to open his mouth to say this in a class full of girls ready to beat his ass
@vivivina9783
@vivivina9783 2 жыл бұрын
l hope they did 😎
@Sinx-Ce
@Sinx-Ce 2 жыл бұрын
Wtf that's so fucked up
@La_aJ
@La_aJ Жыл бұрын
What the-- what was he _actually_ trying to say?
@maattarot9388
@maattarot9388 Жыл бұрын
"When Speaking To Timmy" 🤣😭 Exactly How I Used To Visualize My Future Parenting.
@alexysfugate4635
@alexysfugate4635 2 жыл бұрын
This is the earliest I’ve been to a video and I always find great humor and joy in what Kris is talking about. I get uplifted by her positivity and I hope that she does also from what her fans say in the comments because it can’t be easy to do this!
@XxineedcoffeexX
@XxineedcoffeexX 2 жыл бұрын
Kris is so nice she always compliments us every time we watch her videos I watch her videos all the time and they just make my day specially when I’m mad or sad and at the end I’m always wanting more videos.We love you kris❤️❤️❤️
@Yourlocalprocrastinator
@Yourlocalprocrastinator 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: “this is a family friendly channel” Also kris: 6:43
@just_electra8_inactive
@just_electra8_inactive 2 жыл бұрын
ikr 😅 also why didn’t the editor bleep it-
@jacksprat7995
@jacksprat7995 2 жыл бұрын
The ASMR is actually really good!! You’re honestly so nice kris and you bring happiness into my life thank youuu
@lcrrevert8258
@lcrrevert8258 2 жыл бұрын
2:00 "it takes a bitch to know a bitch" song by Lenon Stella🖤
@addiegreen8821
@addiegreen8821 2 жыл бұрын
Kris’s intros always make me laugh i always think “what is it gonna be today”! 😂
@gormleyvaneden5884
@gormleyvaneden5884 2 жыл бұрын
I was terrified that I wouldn't be a good mom when I had my child. If you do a little research when you're expecting/adopting the natural maternal/paternal instincts will kick in and there's nothing wrong with learning along the way. Just means you're willing to put forth the effort it takes to be a parent. By the way, you look as beautiful as always ^_^
@johngehman2450
@johngehman2450 2 жыл бұрын
I love your voices and characters. You’re like a pretty version of Jim Gaffigan.
@Peege_Ismycatphoto
@Peege_Ismycatphoto Жыл бұрын
I love Jim Gaffigan!
@spartan3819
@spartan3819 2 жыл бұрын
4:26 As someone who has been questioning my religious beliefs this was way more comforting then it should have been-
@HitoshiShinso89
@HitoshiShinso89 8 ай бұрын
Ong😭👏👏
@crypticghost21
@crypticghost21 2 жыл бұрын
2:49 I can kind of relate to this one
@CatLoverX74
@CatLoverX74 2 жыл бұрын
Intro was hilarious 🤣 Kris you always brighten my day! If I’m having a bad day or just need to laugh I just watch your videos ❤️ Thank you so much for being you and entertaining us all 😊
@dreamer_of_hiraeth
@dreamer_of_hiraeth Жыл бұрын
New mom here: I knew I wanted my baby, but was I ready? Is anyone really until they are here? ^^ You learn as you go, and it works out in the end, I think. What can be said about babies (my daughter is about 9 months now) is that they are not complicated: they need food, clean nappies, sleep and lots of love. And cuddles. Keep them fed, warm and clean and they are content. The only one judging you on your parenting is yourself and maybe the people around you. Your little one is happy if the points above are met, and you get the hang of them rather quickly. That said: There is no shame at all in not wanting children. I do believe this decision, if it is indecisive, hangs a lot on the partner too.
@sleepypotato6487
@sleepypotato6487 2 жыл бұрын
As a mom to 3, at least in my case it kinda just happened I had no idea what I was doing I was terrified excited unsure just a whole mess of emotions but we figured it out and learned as we went and I wouldn’t trade it for the world. You watch your child grow but you also grow with that child and learn a lot about each other a long the way 😍
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