TikTok's I Promise Aren't What You Think They Are

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[@kallmekris]

Hope you enjoy and Like the vid! Let me know what else you beautiful people want to see in the comments! 🥰

[@adxrexashroadto50subsprayf38]

ayeeeee ty sm for ur compliments

[@maisi8233]

Yesss our queen posted!!!

[@arandomarmy]

Vlogsss please ❤️❤️

[@so.you.thought14]

its awesome and pls take care of your hand

[@madz4144]

Hiii

[@A_Gay_Man_With_Blue]

This woman is more chaotic than chaos and she's the definition of funny+beauty. Wich bdw equals Fan love.

[@Lauraslife498]

Amen

[@gogy1144]

So true plus love your profile picture it’s cute 💕

[@A_Gay_Man_With_Blue]

@@gogy1144 Thank you! I just woke up to a weird dream and your comment cleared my mind. Thank you once again!

[@sturzkampfflugzueg]

What's your pfp? I like it.

[@A_Gay_Man_With_Blue]

@@sturzkampfflugzueg It is a ghostbur fanart ( a character from a minecraft role-play if you don't know) with the non-binary flag as background! (non-binary is a person that does not have a gender)

[@mandolo100]

Kris cackling like a child about the dinosaur tail, then saying "That's how I spend my adult money" is SUCH A MOOD 😂

[@emz33]

Kris’ happiness over that Dino fail was SO contagious 😂 Edit: TAIL*** 🤣

[@sofia_a_showjumper]

Imagine Riley pestering her mom for it🤣🤣

[@mariahdibben4066]

I'm pretty sure you meant tail. Autocorrect made for a good laugh though 🤣🤣

[@emz33]

@@mariahdibben4066 omg I did 😂

[@icarusbinns3156]

I want- nay, I NEED a tail like that! Can’t be a proper dragon, or raptor, without the tail!

[@skrunk1ysci-fizz]

Finally… A REAL COMMENT… nice

[@CSXEMDRailfan]

Her videos always make the day better, she's very wholesome. She seems to honestly appreciate her fans to

[@stfu_27]

Not to be rude but can you please stop I'm trying to find a comment about the video and every comment is like "Thank you Kris for complimenting us" or something

[@Soron661]

she's no nearly as wholesome as you think. she just puts on appearances because youtube. i mean, she has a whack sense of humor which isn't that wholesome yet remains youtube-friendly. i'm not judging. i enjoy it. just saying what i've observed from various videos and tiktok clips i've seen.

[@DavidJohnson83]

I mean... I love Kris' videos as well, and she totally appreciates her fans, and she has a great aesthetic - but I'm pretty sure you're using the word "wholesome" a bit too liberally. She's definitely not attempting to be a family friendly channel - which is totally fine!

[@CSXEMDRailfan]

@@DavidJohnson83 maybe wholesome wasn't the right word, probably should've said down to earth

[@reseslk]

Factos

[@ricklanese6174]

The joy on your face when you saw, and then found, the dinosaur tail was just precious. And, aside from the unfortunate avocado incident, how did you enjoy your trip to NY?

[@Ur_fav_claire330]

Every time I watch one of Kris’s videos, she always makes me smile in the first minute, and makes me feel so much better about myself, Kris is a Angel in disguise, maybe not the most innocent Angel, and so wholesome, and she has become a daily part of my day, thank you kris I love you!❤

[@Treyblue88_]

laughed too hard when you act out the senario with the milk carton bomb. just visualizing it killed me

[@djmalik3198]

2:49 “fookin avacados” iykyk 💙

[@The_Archer_2931]

Directioner!! I was looking for this comment!!😌💙 Trendiest food out there

[@florence6016]

YES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS

[@erock3231]

Yes I was looking for this

[@ginjabredman8756]

do yk if she did this on purpose?

[@The_Archer_2931]

@@ginjabredman8756 probably not we're probably just being Directioners and clowning lln😂

[@andreyushkin]

9:11 lol was so cute!

[@Rani-bv7hw]

In my town there is a train that is part of the transit system. During it's normal route it goes through this super loud tunnel and you can't hear anything. I was with a couple of friends and about half way through the tunnel my buddy starts pretending to talk to me. He was being expressive and animated and saying nothing. Until we exited the tunnel when the words "and then I said, Well if it's your lobster, what's it doing in MY ass?" Came out of his mouth at a volume that can only be described as concerning.

[@songcoversstuff2878]

lmaoooo

[@luisagriffith-gorgati1488]

7:20 The cousin was laughing at herself, the girl was laughing at her cousin, Kris was laughing at the girls laugh and I'm just completely losing my shit as we all laugh together 😭Highlight of my entire week

[@cosmetiquequeen5371]

I'm so glad that you're doing better! 🥰I have an idea for Kris that's not a typical TikTok reaction video. She should get one of her guy friends and/or brother to do her makeup voiceover! Like he could narrate it and also provide the dubbing so it looks like she's talking with his voice. That would be so funny and I think they would do a good job 🤣🤣

[@certifiedtobe_idiot]

Lol yaaaaasss

[@thewillow3457]

that trend is like from 5 years ago

[@theladyinblack3055]

@@thewillow3457 and yet people still do it! I’ve seen Sarah and Derik of the Beestom Fam so it recently. Hair and make-up (they’re adorable!). And I’m sure Aaron would volunteer to help her - though Kevin might be funnier!!

[@karadanvers42]

@@theladyinblack3055 Wait which video was that from? I must have missed it 😂

[@theladyinblack3055]

@@karadanvers42there’s one dated March 2020 and some more recently.

[@inspectorbutters166]

I usually don't watch reaction clips, but you are one hell of an exception. The positivity coming from you really brightens my day

[@kendraalmon4159]

I agree!

[@lialaw6840]

Just say she tickles your fancy, this white knight shit is what gives your onlyfans "gf's" delusional ideas of being "queens" etc.

[@NotAtticusLincoln3626]

@@lialaw6840 what are you talking about?

[@ramennoodles3594]

Kris: Your complection is nice. Me: *Chugging down a starbucks mocha* Oh...Thanks?

[@H3IIuvab0ss]

Haha!

[@ItzBlaire]

Lol

[@DakotaEXE-vc8wv]

Bro I was doing the exact same thing 😂

[@ph30nix92]

7:25 sounded like me trying to start the lawnmower

[@Tiresomeee]

Nah her engine didn’t start

[@obleasner5490]

1:45 WTF man that just scared the shit out of me

[@little_cat6]

9:52 at my school there's so many gunshots we don't even flinch when we hear gunshots

[@Idkwhattonamethisssss]

💀

[@lizardthedragon]

lemme guess, america?

[@hannah.770]

@@lizardthedragon Lol

[@DeeDeexx]

Honestly, I feel like Kris is that friend I need in my life 😊

[@emmyb9130]

Kris, lemme be honest with you: You are the funniest person I have ever seen!

[@dntaacha.1754]

0:28 me knowing i look the absolute worse but kris complementing me

[@Think_Im_in_love]

“Dreams have meaning” My dreams: 9:16

[@Jahs_World]

8:16 Omg when the squirrel jumped the camera I screamed- XD

[@stormykat8202]

Me and my friends kept trying to blow up a milk carton the other day in school, but it wouldn’t work for us, so we had this kid named Benny do it. He’s kinda weird, maybe not right in the head completely, but when he did it it sounded like a gun shot. Our cafeteria teacher is so used to our table doing it, he asked which one of us it was. We said it was Benny, and when he asked him, poor Benny looked sad and said yes. He got a lunch detention. Though, definitely one of the loudest milk explosions I’ve ever heard. Congrats Benny.

[@melissafields3376]

8:26 the squirrel! I actually had a squirrel that was born in my house ( the eaves of a portion I hadn't fixed) she surprised me and my grandson when she appeared outside and came right up to me! Didn't realize at the time that she was just responding to me because she was use to my voice 😊

[@tired_freak01]

Lets all take a moment to appreciate the way kris looks today. Stunning, as always.

[@Aspaceduck8769]

I thought I was the only one who still put blankets up to keep extra light out!

[@Sophierecs]

'a man who washes his can be in my life" -kallmekris once said it shall now be in the history book

[@DisneyFan1]

3:41 I WAS LITERALLY THINKING OF THAT MOVIE WHEN U SAID THAT

[@enderblaze2034]

Kris cackling at a buying a dinosaur tail off Amazon is everything 😆

[@Addy-sh6yq]

The look on kris face when she saw the dino tail was on Amazon was so priceless

[@deusexaethera]

I have absolutely no interest in TikTok, or in watching TikTok compilations, but yours are entertaining enough that I'll actually watch them.

[@franziskaweie3898]

You're so optimistic and positive. To the younger brother issue: I feel you girl. I also have 2 younger brothers 5 and 17 years younger than me. Every time I go to the playground or anywhere else with my youngest brother people think I'm the mother. And even when my mother tags along, we look like grandma, mother and child.

[@TamWam_]

oh wow, my friend who's 13 has a 32yo sister and a 24yo brother. Like damn...she was born when her brother was only 12

[@NerdyMystic09]

@@TamWam_ I'm 13, my oldest brother is 33, the next is 30 (Turning 31 in November), and the last is 26 (Turning 27 in November), plus I have no sisters, but all of my brothers are married so I have 3 sister-in-laws.

[@left-eyedwolf3197]

Glad to see you're healing, Kris. Thanks for your content, you always manage to make me smile! Don't stop being so positive!

[@divaplayz5929]

Healing from what?

[@ev3rmoree]

@@divaplayz5929she cut her hand which is why she has stitches :)

[@sarahkenney7279]

8:05 Kris: the room is so messy Me: looking around my room at the worst mess you've ever seen Me: Kris would be disappointed.😑

[@MrKrzys01]

So cute, Kris pretending like she knows what it's like to be at a party and no one is talking to you. I'd be surprised if she can go to a funeral without someone trying to chat her up.

[@jhanecamelon277]

4:04 girl be doing rolls in the wrong place

[@medicinelady20]

Many a time I’ve watched her videos and felt like I was hanging out with an old friend. All of her characters are a hoot to see! She, and they, has brought a lot of joy and laughs to me in some rough moments. Thank you Kris, for being such an awesome person!❤️

[@something_else22]

Me when Kris gives compliments: THanK YouuuU

[@LailaTaylor-fp5wp]

I love when kris always complements us at the start of the video 👍

[@jellykalamatalee513]

At 2:22 when she was like ‘son of a-‘ I GOT AN AD. lol

[@aestheticjosie5094]

IM NOT EVEN LYING I GOT A AD TOO!!!

[@angie_08_]

Sameeeeee

[@soulmonkey3848]

It's coz that's when the ads are scheduled

[@theirishmushroom9296]

Meeeeee tooooooooo

[@Act-uallyJulia]

Same

[@xyz-bl6ii]

Wasn't having the best day, my mental health went down hill these past few days, having 2 therapy sessions this week, couldn't even complete assignments but I swear to god this video made me feel better! Thank you Kris!

[@lydiajohnson9636]

Kris: you looking very nice! Me: thx! I just got done crying!

[@heartsforlanax]

"a man that washes his a** is a man who can be in my life" - Kris

[@Sankey84Gaming]

Never Apologise for anything. I have never laughed as much as I do when I'm watching your videos. I bet living with you would be a blast.

[@amandariso3021]

5:24 nO-

[@i_love_u_9945]

Kris is always so funny, and she is just so real. btw, you’re eye makeup is beautiful today!

[@andianderson3017]

People used to pop milk cartons so often at my school. They had to come up with a special consequence just for it. It was before everyone was afraid of being shot all the time. It is LOUD.

[@theylovelyd]

i think we can all agree that kris would make the best school principal

[@Michelle-ee3wx]

Kris you look great in that colour. Thanks again for always making me laugh. Hope your hand feels better. Would love to see more of Kevin in your videos.

[@Tawny_frond24]

It was color not colour.

[@brittanyloch6703]

@@Tawny_frond24 it is actually spelled “colour” in the UK, while it’s spelled “color” in the US. So, both spellings are correct. You might want to make sure you’re correct before trying to correct someone else..

[@Michelle-ee3wx]

@@brittanyloch6703 thank you Brittany. It's spelled with a u in Ontario Canada also. Which is where I'm from.

[@farmtwins863]

The fact that kris brought back a forbidden memory of when I was in sixth grade someone pooped right in the middle of the seventh grade hallway and we all had to stay in our classroom and they never found out who did it but imagine being the kid to find it

[@alicewilson4225]

I love how you're so very happy all the time like "I just killed Kevin!" crazy energy

[@Warshuk]

" Trust takes years to build, seconds to breaks and forever to repair" That's an amazing quote right there 🥰

[@thinukaidamgodage]

Ok ok we get it

[@moulhamabdalrahim9507]

8:56 This moment is priceless 😂😂

[@Luke-Argent]

Why did your reaction to that damned dinosaur tail have me rolling on my darn floor laughing!?

[@RblxEditsMaster]

I Love how she comp amending us every day that’s what makes her so sweet 🥰

[@iridescentamnity1036]

Me: sits silently in my room at 1am watching Kris's tiktok reactions being very very quiet Also me: Starts choking on air because air does not supply when I laugh My parents: What in damn tarnation--

[@InfyX]

"Welcome to my KZbin channel 😌" it always touches me . BTW get well soon Kris ❤️

[@terryiorio8835]

OMG!!! I totally forgot that we used to pop the milk cartons like that whenI was a kid (late 80's, early 90's)!

[@nathanjames1089]

Kris with clapping: you don't know what you have until it's gone.

[@sparkydarling3984]

9:43- just a normal thing by now. This stuff happens every day at lunch at my school. Honestly you’d think there was a war starting.

[@mikaaavvv]

kris: don’t kick ur dogs or i’m going to kick u, u son of a- the ad: wHaT iF sMaRtpHoNeS wErE mOrE tHaN jUsT sMaRt

[@user-nz5nw6fv1r]

Kris’ personality always makes me smile and her introductions are so nice

[@spidygirl1078]

Her compliments always make me feel the best and they make me feel so happy inside

[@MrDarkside2189]

Thank you Kris for everything you have done over the past few years, Hope your hand get better very very soon, Plus you compliment us here's one for you (I'm not good at theses lol) Your have the most beautiful crystal blue eyes ever to be seen. Love you Kris

[@hot.blonde.orphan.loverr]

that’s actually a rlly good compliment

[@MrDarkside2189]

@@hot.blonde.orphan.loverr thank you it's about time Kris got the compliments for a change she lights everyone else's days up its about time she got them

[@LaurenAlexandra13]

Loving all the accidental sexual references in this one. A++.

[@gheata_playz874]

4:32 i honestly didn't notice, i was looking at the curling iron the entire time 😂

[@Solomon_King_]

What I learned today. #1 "Go Balls Deep, don't think about it". 2# Get a Dino Tail, wear it while doing #1

[@hey006]

I just love how Kris always compliments her viewers in the intro. It always gives me a confidence booster and just brightens up my day! Luv your vids, keep up the great work!!

[@baconscoobysnacks3135]

How does a compliment that's obviously not directed at you specifically give you a confidence boost? Lmao. All cap

[@TamWam_]

@@baconscoobysnacks3135 Not really, for some people it can mean a lot to them. For example, imagine a stranger complimenting you and you still remember that one moment years later. Even if it's directed at all fans, it still gives a confidence boost because nice things always make us happier and feel better. Even if a reporter on a news channel compliments its viewers, some would still feel touched by this although it's addressed to millions It's because, nice things aren't necessary but they are...nice. Idk i just made up that quote lmao

[@baconscoobysnacks3135]

@@TamWam_ it's insincere, maybe naive people can get confidence from it though

[@cabescott4027]

Ong bro like how does that make you feel better Snowflakes

[@RoseThorn2013]

Why are so many comments so wholesome, then the Karens, Trolls and Spammers rear their ugly ass heads to shoot em' down, the replies to this person's comment make me doubt humanity even more than I did before- I don't wanna be human anymore, fr, humans make me sick

[@quinni2685]

Kris, I just heard from the vet and my dog Teddy has a neurological issue, and this made me feel better. Thank you for everything.

[@maliahscarlet3404]

" Yeah Tiffany... BOOM! EVERYBODY DOWN" Got me dieing over here

[@lilysmetana3791]

Kris, you are by far my favorite KZbinr. Your sense of humor, editing, and PERFECT commentary that make my day better. I love you and wish you years of happiness and success ❤️ You are amazing!!

[@CJs-Life]

Can we appreciate how she always complements us in every video. She’s literally amazing.

[@mosscore307]

The fact that she appreciates each and every one of us 🥺 and I've been feeling so alone lately thank you Kris

[@Tylynn-fe9gp]

I was contemplating life.. The Kris came in and out such a big smile on my face I now am one more day/night still on earth.

[@LunaBug5862]

Kris:”love your complexion today!” Me: *has worlds biggest pimple on face*

[@jamithemagician379]

4:27 OMG POETRY NIGHT

[@plantbasedbean]

9:36 the way she clicked off 🤣

[@Procrastination2787]

i hope you become a voice actor because in that little skit involving a club the reenactment was mwah perfect, chefs kiss

[@madyk986]

thank you so much for making your videos when im sad all i have to do is watch some of your videos and it cures me from my depression thank you so much

[@bophadeeznutz]

0:09 why was that so cute and funny at the same tmie?!?!?

[@So1ome20]

Time

[@theirishmushroom9296]

Cus she is kris

[@amandariso3021]

9:55 lmao 🤣

[@lovelessmejia1833]

I live for the intro compliments ❤

[@yulemansnightmare6175]

Straight up love watching kris video because of the confidence boost at the beginning

[@amerinethorburn1124]

Kris you are a ray of sunshine at the end of a long work day.🤣

[@shawntelluakeating4190]

" No one gives 2 farts about ur toes boy put them awayyyyyy " had me deadddd💀💀💀💀💀

[@wolfpack8202]

I love her videos and it makes me happy that I can relate so much to her all the time, plus she is also the most beautiful KZbinr everrrr 🥰

[@jamesglidden4578]

Your makeup really brings the blue out in your eyes

[@sadie.303]

i've been getting really bad anxiety lately and you help make my day 10x better thank you so much kris

[@apeksha4279]

Let's be honest, the compliments by Kris make everyone's day 🥰🥰🥺

[@brionygliddon5868]

10:25 I was eating chocolate fingers while watching this

[@lolanova3298]

I love your compliments at the start of each video they light up my day

[@emmakate8811]

I’ve personally had a really shitty last few weeks and Kris you make me feel so much better.

[@lorettascott5477]

Omg me too in fact this whole month has been horrible and I am so glad I found Kris probably the only good thing that has happened to me! 😭 😫 😩 😪 🤧

[@WifiPlug]

Glad you enjoyed the video!

[@GabriellePerfetto]

When she said “don’t kick your dogs or I’ll kick you, u son of a--“ then immediately an add popped up lol

[@NotPercyJackson]

Watching these videos brightens my day 😊

[@lover_2023_]

Kris always make me smile, no matter how bad my day is. I love her videos and can’t wait for the next one

[@griffinf8469]

I love your sense of humor!!!! You’re so funny and entertaining. I also want to point out that every outfit that you wear looks amazing on you!

[@merissamckinney9892]

I love how we were thinking the same thing for the frosted glass window 🤣

[@callmerafaelia]

Kris: Your complexion is looking nice. Me: (Looking dead because i was crying not even 5 mins ago)