Tiktok's Only Boys Will Understand

Okay I understood some of these but I definitely need some explanation from the boys or any girls that understand in the comments below!
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[@kallmekris]

A ❤️ for the boys 🙌🏻

[@Brandon_4272]

Thank you, I honestly needed that

[@lailagwinn]

💙💙

[@hughfn]

Thanks kris

[@conorkeenan485]

Thanks

[@artygachlove1268]

❤️

[@rogerdiaz7198]

Dear Kris, as a part of the “guy” community I would like to offer you an apology for learning about the forbidden topics, as “guys” we could never and would never confirm nor deny any of these allegations. Thank you.

[@Uchiha...Itachi]

Spoken like a true cultured man,comrade.

[@kandirain_1172]

😂😂😂

[@jimcornett7930]

Truth truth

[@honeymommy13]

@@Uchiha...Itachi what you doin here i thought you died?!

[@nessa776]

Okay but answer the question after 4:50

[@matthewtaylor1785]

As a 19 year old male who’s never been in a relationship before, the compliment thing really hits hard actually. If a girl compliments me, I instantly start freaking out internally and generally will want to become friends with the girl. If a girl continues to compliment me, that’s where I start to develop feelings. However, I never really get past that and the cycle continues

[@generichuman2963]

Legit the same, just throw in some autism, social anxiety and a sprinkle of adhd. And voila the most dislikeable person is born

[@gambinosstopmotionproducti2055]

YOU CANNOT CONFIRM THE RUMORS TO THE FEMALES! THEY MUST NOT KNOW!

[@itsmekrash]

fax

[@Bakugou4b20]

bru for me l always get along with my boy classmates but never with my girl classmates

[@DarthGrandpa-ps2cf]

same bro

[@LunarLaughs107]

HOLDING THE WATER AT THE CHEST IS MEGA RELATABLE 😂

[@killiandixon7625]

Yesssssss sirrrrr

[@brandonxie3656]

Ikr

[@Wazmu_]

Fr

[@PureAmericanboi]

Why is it though😂 wait why do I do that

[@user-vm8jc1ub6u]

Same here

[@perocvele4415]

Sticking my hand in my pants is a life saver for me. Couple months ago I was running in -10°C with wind, and my hand started to go really really numb. So what was my first thought: Stick it in the pants. Couple of minutes later everything disappeared and the feel in my hand came back.

[@user-pu8tq8rt8w]

Canada! Boi?

[@Mystery-kid]

@@user-pu8tq8rt8wbro just cause it’s cold don’t make us Canadians it warm in Canada I walk to the bus stop without a jacket

[@Muneeb08]

Biggest W ever for Kris on not making this a toxic male v female thing and not degrading the TikToks she watched. Most people would react to the opposite gender’s related stuff just to crap on it but you try/do appreciate the mens side of things too. You don’t understand how much I appreciate that Kris🤙💚.

[@uncrustable9923]

everything you said is completely facts!! and she earned my biggest respect from this here vid *edit* goes to show how mature she is compared to everyone else being immature and crass

[@Muneeb08]

@@uncrustable9923 fax

[@FireNinja-ot6pw]

Hell yeah

[@moonrose36]

You get a big FAT W

[@rose_tenya3492]

🤍

[@markuhler2664]

Love how everything was about respect & understanding. No mocking, belittling, or hate. Count on Kris for unconditional love. & giggles. & weird voices. I especially like that last part.

[@son_of_a_snitch1112]

Yep the voices are the best 😂

[@robbieismyspiritanimal6062]

YES the random compliments are also awesome

[@Wawker]

I second this

[@armanbhanot5940]

That's why she's a women 🗿 not women ☕

[@jacobcreary2736]

As a boy, can confirm its like a springboard when woody, also can confirm it sits on the toilet seat when taking a crap.

[@KylerOwens-ro6zb]

What do you mean woody!!!?

[@anthonyschocke2831]

@@KylerOwens-ro6zbI’m not gonna answer that question because you should know.

[@anthonyschocke2831]

Anyway I don’t pay attention, I just let it do whatever while I’m taking a poo, it’s not like it’s gonna touch the water or anything.

[@AtlasAnimationXzX]

I thought the one with the computer was to see when the light turns on

[@Thomas-lr7px]

@@KylerOwens-ro6zb you’re either a girl or you’re probably like six years old. You should know this bro.

[@DrewD64]

Why did I shed a tear when the guy remembered the compliment about his hat

[@nicholassalchert8583]

I still remember in 8th grade when a girl in my class stopped laughing at one of my jokes and sais "holy shit you have gorgeous eyes!" I'm 20 now and it still makes me smile lol

[@achillstopforshorts7562]

I remember a girl thought i wore mascara in 8th grade because my eye lashes are long for someone not wearing extensions

[@NoSleepTill72]

A girl in my class did the same thing but for my hair.

[@i7zV]

@@achillstopforshorts7562 me too I had eyelashes but I was cooking and they got burned

[@tia3816]

@@i7zV Are... are those grew back? Same level of length and thickness? (my worst nightmare, after I've seen some horrible stuff in public - they were playing around with lighter and devil lettuce cigarettes). 😬

[@i7zV]

@@tia3816 yeh they are growing to the same level of length and thickness

[@user-qd7cj7ix9x]

ik you always complement us but when you said my eyes looked good it made me so happy coz i recently popped a blood vessel in my eye and i have been insecure about it. its mad silly but you always make me smile and i love that.

[@nsarjeant]

Dam that's rough,but hey looks don't matter I popped a blood vessel once but it's in my arm... I've had the lump on my arm ever since

[@rylanflinchum1045]

Kris: why do guys always have their hand in their pants Me: gotta keep ‘em secure

[@JakkFrost1]

Morning wood isn't the only thing we have to deal with. There's also full bladder wood (often related to morning wood), bus wood (aka bumpy road wood), loose fabric wood, and X-treme wood (ie when the blood is racing from non-arousal related excitement). Just a few other examples.

[@user-vf8qw5od7z]

as a woman i relate to the bus wood... but not wood..

[@MrKogline]

If we're going that route...there's girl smiles at you wood, two things coming together to remotely look like cleavage wood, the way a women's pelvis swishes when they walk wood, it's been a few days and you see a slightly curvaceous piece of driftwood wood. etc.

[@JakkFrost1]

@@MrKogline everything you mentioned is actual mental arousal due to visual stimulus, even if for the flimsiest of reasons. Everything I mentioned has nothing to do with arousal, but is a psychosomatic (aka involuntary) response to _physical_ stimulus.

[@MrKogline]

@@JakkFrost1 Whether physical or visual is irrelevant, so go gaslight somewhere else. Also, that is not the definition of psychosomatic, it does not mean involuntary, it means the mind is effecting the body. I will now use the classic internet phrase, "Go educate yourself".

[@JakkFrost1]

@@MrKogline yeah, for some reason I said psychosomatic when I meant to say autonomic. As for the rest, surely you recognize the difference between becoming aroused and getting wood from simple physical stimulation?

[@KempQ]

This girl’s humor is top tier

[@plantpotshoes2644]

Ayoo, good lad, osrs for life :)

[@brittanyvansciver]

I agree

[@bajablastari]

Agreed

[@tao8150]

Aye

[@YungGucciBerry]

Yeeep

[@ItzKevin69420]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="716">11:56</a> why is the sentence "What you got some like Mary Poppins pockets up in this bitch?" so funny to me

[@MattT-xi3zg]

Bc girls don't even have pockets why do you think we have purses and bags with us it bc we don't have pocket yet y'all be carrying everything in like one pocket🤷‍♀️

[@GraceMcFlurry-if6yp]

I love that you always complement us at the beginning of each video it always makes my day ❤️😊

[@taylorswiftlove1000]

I loved that she complimented on the eyes. I happened to watched this after a good cry due to hard circumstances and she without intending it made me smile at that. You just made me feel better. Thank you Kris! Much love to you girly!!! 💪🏽🙏🏽🙌🏽🥰😮‍💨🙂

[@charliegorham4391]

I'm so sorry hope you feel better 💗 ❤ 💓 💕

[@psychohound8340]

I also watched this after a massive cry.

[@mooseman7628]

i wouldn't say it was unintentional but it was very nice.

[@miaswanson7245]

Aww I hope everything is well

[@idioticbagel2833]

Same I watched this while crying

[@faith-sh6bn]

I don’t think we’ve made it through one video without Kris saying “I wouldn’t know though because i’m abstinent”. It’s the funniest shit ever

[@NoClue388]

yup, every video! ( I think ) lol

[@SharkDoesArt12956]

As a 17 year old male. The compliment one is so true. If you get a compliment from a boy it’s fine but a girl, it’s DIFFERENT it’s like oh shoot on the outside but on the inside, ur mind is racing.

[@ColbyNotFound16]

Yeah, I’m a female, but when I got a compliment from a boy your mind just starts racing

[@Jane-si1lv]

as a female, i agree with this as well. I also feel like us girls/women don't give boys/men enough credit for the things they do for us.

[@ColbyNotFound16]

@@Jane-si1lv yeah

[@mike-lc7zr]

The pockets one at the end is too relatable

[@SpinX522]

Kris totally got that right. Girl: “He’s thinking about other girls isn’t he.” Guy: “Literally thinking about nothing.”

[@Pyro_dragon]

what's more accurate is that she managed to get what most boys think ver accurate... Like most of the time we often think about weird useless questions were too lazy to search online..

[@shshhnsnsb1238]

And you're thinking about thinking about nothing

[@aprileverett4353]

Girls omg hes thinking about other girls The boy:thinking about games and food

[@JakkFrost1]

I made a meme using that template a few years ago: "Girls spend more time wondering what a guy is thinking than guys spend thinking."

[@jonbenedictbadoy4917]

Girls: his thinking about girls rn Guy: how does water taste?????

[@CaffienatedMothman]

Cupping the water: "I'm a waterbender!" Romantic comedies: Yes, but not just. Tonight, I'm watching Schindlers List because I have the house to myself. Morningwood: It's the bodies way of excercising. It doesn't mean much. Peeing with morningwood: Lean over the bowl, plant one hand on the wall and aim down. Not too hard, but it makes it easier to get everything out. Teabagging the toilet bowl: It CAN happen, a lot of guys hold it so we don't dunk it. We never just slap it onto the seat or we'd pee on the floor. Peeing in bottles: It does happen, but we'd rather stop and pee on a road sign. We will remember compliments forever, yes. Pretzels are just crispy/chewy because the dough is dunked in boiling baking soda water for a few seconds before baking. Bagels are similar. We totally care if we're above average, but it doesn't matter when we have a partner that appreciates us. Remember the compliments? cuz we do. Your fingers were about three inches apart. Pissing in the shower: only if I've been drinking. Crotching to warm our hands: We usually don't go all the way down, we keep it over our underwear Pissing the stains away: No comment. Discussing boobs and ass: Do people actually do this? I've never really done that. Girlfriend takes up the bed: I just got out of a ten year relationship. most of that time, i slept on the couch/floor/armchair because my nose was broken in a fight and I snore like a chainsaw. When we did sleep together, she took half of the bed and her body pillow took half of my half. Banana in front of other guys: "THROAT IT!"

[@summershaqow1457]

i love this XD

[@krissid2003]

We appreciate you :)

[@seth8105]

As a member of the male group, this is very accurate information.

[@xovley]

xD wow- that’s just wow

[@DilPickleDino]

How long did this take, Jesus it looks like would have taken like 3 hours bruh

[@LightningLordZ]

“How long is 5.16 inches?” Your measurement gives me hope 🤣

[@Uknown579]

Love your vids😂

[@rabbadoodles4522]

Kris: Why do boys do with their hands in their pants? Me: Adjusting Missile Trajectory

[@douglasbullet6456]

*Yes* 🤣

[@RLTW1st]

underated comment

[@vesper314]

Who u planning to blow up?

[@jameskeiser2575]

Agreed

[@tank1770]

YEEESSSSS😂😂

[@sierrafairbanks7776]

Just so people know, the shaker with the most holes in the top, usually 3, is supposed to be pepper, and the one with less, usually 2 holes, is supposed to be salt. The grains of salt are smaller than the grounds from the pepper. By putting it in the one with less, you have more control over how much salt you add to your dish.

[@ashkorewhitemoon9240]

I don't think I've ever even seen salt & pepper shakers with unequal amount of holes, so this explanation just gave me the confusion.

[@sebra1818]

The way I remember it (because I worked a job where I had to refill them every night), is that salt = 1 hole, because it has one S and Pepper =3 holes, because it has 3 Ps 😕 god, what a sad life I've lived

[@vivaanshah1168]

this is the type of guy who counts the number of strawberry seeds

[@Thalia_Grace]

@@ashkorewhitemoon9240 really?

[@nelliebly6616]

The grains of pepper is dust....way smaller than salt grains.... hence more holes for PEPPER!🤯

[@ScreamingCat814]

Not me watching this and forgetting its 1 O'clock in the morning 💀

[@user-jy2xn5zd5h]

A story about my pockets: I managed to carry an earbuds case, phone, 3-4 pencils, a computer mouse, and a TI-84 in two pants pockets. I still brag about it months later. also the compliment thing is real, never really recieved a genuine one tho so can't say "I remember when".

[@felicityhe9511]

I love how Kris isn’t biased about gender. She makes videos on both men and women and I just think that’s rlly thoughtful! ❤️

[@Koitus36]

Answers to direct questions: 1: Romcom pals: Just no 2: Morning wood: It’s just blood flow, and yes it does spring up, thus leaning against the wall to tilt. Also it’s not comfortable to try and bend it. Lastly, it’s very difficult to control the stream because we have to push to pee hard. So by tilting, we are pointing directly into the bowl. There are other issues with morning wood and peeing, especially if we were using it the night before. That’s what showers are for… 3: Yeah, so it’s pushed down between the legs when taking a shit, not just leave it on the seat, because we have to pee at the start too. Additionally, If one is very well endowed and have a shower, the water becomes a problem. 4: Usually dudes have to be multi-facetted to attract a girl. Confidence, brains, funny, looks, in shape, etc… Girls… not so much. That said, girls need to also be multi-facetted to keep a dude around. That said, hook up culture has allowed 80% of girls to pursue 10% of men. Giving the 10% a large selection to just pick from. 5: Dudes like to grab our junk, it’s our best friend since birth. 6: Asses last longer than the tits imo, we can have a lot of fun with any tits, they’re tits, we don’t really care. I’m being serious here… don’t be so hard on yourself about your cup size, very few men are strictly concerned about it. A cups to E cups, they’re all our cup of tea. Asses and our obsession with their size seems to be a social contagion. Mostly derived from pop culture, and yoga pants. 7: getting trapped in impressions: It happens, I get stuck in Christopher Walken pretty often. Also, my Scottish brogue is easy to trap myself in.

[@uncrustable9923]

certain types grab their junk but you can't speak for everyone nor generalize because then they think that's all we do...

[@ashaangus9781]

Thank u so much kind sir 🙏

[@ryanschupbach679]

Can confirm. #6 especially spot on. #7, English and Australian are my go tos but I find myself doing an Indian accent occasionally as well. Don't know why. Gets the most laughs when I'm caught doing it tho.

[@fannybrooke7678]

Thank you for answering. I was gonna end up asking my guy friend some of this 😂

[@Koitus36]

@@uncrustable9923She asked, why men do it? That implies that the men she knows do, and I said that’s why they do it.

[@user-nm1fd2bb2y]

the kiss actually made my day. thank u. ur nice too.🥰

[@OratilweTsebe]

Thank kriss for paying respect

[@mrwofl1015]

Anyone else love how kris just speaks her mind no matter what?

[@efeduran8972]

Yea

[@jasminemaherelgohary8151]

Your cute compliments take us to another world that we'd never imagined before, thank you kris for making our day ❤❤❤

[@Robotbot26372]

I think their reson she no loged dis comment it’s to deep and nice

[@That_girl_Val]

@@Robotbot26372 English?

[@KiltedKrusader]

Honestly though! I have always hated morning work. Since finding Kris, I watch a video every morning and they've been so much better! This is a legen.. Just too much good to say... dary woman.

[@KiltedKrusader]

@@That_girl_Val agreed hahaha no dis intended but just a wee proof read before posting.

[@That_girl_Val]

@@KiltedKrusader lol

[@dogcatgoos]

"tent pole"🤣

[@Thomas-lr7px]

Comrades she’s exposing our secrets

[@apollothehealinghunter5328]

I can attest to the compliment thing, the most memorable like "compliment" I've gotten in the past 2 years was my chorus teacher saying I should try out for the honor class

[@epicfail5473]

I once had a girl tell me she liked my shirt. Brightened my month.

[@seru.89]

The last compliment u got was very good in Irish by some 6th former

[@Mornathel]

Dude, last compliment I remember from someone that wasn’t a manager or teacher (I keep those notes in my wallet at all times) was a girl who liked my Vriska Serket hoodie like, 4 years ago

[@imimrtl]

I can't even remember the last time I got a compliment. It's definitely been a long while.

[@DevlinXIII]

I can't remember the last time I got one... Wait, Kris just complimented me, scratch that.

[@greatgonzigaming]

As a part of the “All Male” group chat, I can neither confirm nor deny anything that was said in there, including the sending of any of these Tik Toks and their falsehood or truth.

[@thewhiskeybullet8470]

good man

[@ltmuffler3482]

Regarding the toilet, it really depends on the bowl depth relative to the length of one's member. 95% of the time it won't "dip". But I can attest to how uncomfortable it feels when you are slightly longer than the space between yourself and the water below...

[@kelevera92]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="557">9:17</a> this whole bit has me laughing so damn hard right now. 😂

[@Iowalife]

“As a child I had brothers and dad(s)” had me rolling

[@-.Saturn._.Puppets.-]

SAME- MY MOM THOUGHT I WAS DYING UNTIL SHE CAME INTO MY ROOM😭😭

[@Athena.rae5]

I think we can all agree that kris always makes our day

[@laylafox6026]

Yes

[@NoCountryForOldMenToday]

Yep

[@crescentmoonproductions]

@Тhе Gаmе Shorts 🅥 shush

[@that_jinxie]

Factssss

[@Lavender_Luna1410]

Yas 👏 agreed 👍🙃

[@user-fo8zq5en4r]

At <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="250">4:10</a> I was like, "Yup. We find anything near that'll work as a blanket."

[@joell9589]

Yes it does spring up if we let go

[@laszlolorenzi979]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="680">11:20</a> it's always a good moment when Kris switches to the Nona voice when discussing something inappropriate 😂😂

[@josephdee1453]

So much laughs on this Kris. Totally relatable. And YESSS. we do sleep without blankets but we can make anything A BLANKET. also love your room Kris, spacious and wonderful. Great!!

[@AnshYadav-hm7oy]

fr

[@stoningupper]

My friend bought me a blanket and I sleep with it every night lmfao

[@katemm9110]

I'm actually here in less than an hour!

[@gamblertheclown7397]

I used a couch pillow as a blanket once.

[@LssjMagnumblitz]

WE do not do anything. YOU may sleep without a blanket like a cold blooded freak, but not ME/US/WE. Anyone is capable of using anything as a blanket, it's not just about gender. And sometimes there can be a certain temperature to where you don't need a blanket, but again, that has nothing to do about being male or female.

[@LightningLordZ]

The pizza box 😭

[@Someraandomperson]

Boys are never complemented and when we are it makes us shed tears of joy

[@castlebradley4906]

As a part of the male community, it is a sad thing to see our fellow males snitching on us. BUT don't worry, there will be severe consequences. P.S. yes, it is like a diving board. Thanks for your time -- Castle M. Bradley.

[@nothing.665]

They will be sent to insane training camps in North Korea depending on how much they expose .😀 The male community chat is top secret and no leaking is allowed

[@reachy864]

We will roast them for folding and snitching

[@Kyler_Peterson]

they did not...

[@NeighborSenpai]

We will make them walk on lego

[@Voidthe47th]

We going hunting boys

[@supersloth215]

Okay... so let's talk about embarrassing stuff: Sitting on the toilet, unless you are unusually equine, you are not typically "fishing in the water". In my experience, I am more likely hitting my willy against the inside front portion of the porcelain. What happens more commonly to me (and exceptionally gross!) is that if I stay seated while flushing, if the water rises before going down, my guy is going for a swim. Which has me immediately washing my friend. Now, I either just don't flush while seated, or yes, I have flopped my fellow on top of the seat. Next, hand in pants: I have never been one to put/keep my hand down the front of my pants, but, at times when I sit down, I find that I am sitting (painfully) on things of which I do not wish to sit. I'll have to reach in, on a reconnaissance mission, to rescue (retrieve) vulnerable parts from underneath me.

[@emilymulcahy]

Us wamminz thank you for your candor

[@garybainbridge5811]

Love putting my hand in my ants, it's comforting 👍

[@anime224mha]

Okay 👌 that's some info 😗

[@dbackscott]

I was going to say that I usually sling it over my shoulder, but we all know that’s a lie.

[@Nevets-qh4jf]

If a guys junk is dipping in the water OMG good for you bro.

[@WillmothJesse]

It keeps us warm and we hold it yes

[@AsangePlaatjies]

It keeps them warm for a period of time

[@sylmaerie]

kris you’re the best 😭 the little compliments at the beginning of each video fr make me so happy every day please never stop

[@sandyrostom9593]

Same the tiny complaint are my happiness

[@Kristens.Kpop.Korner]

same omg

[@kallmekris]

❤️🥹

[@willhise8029]

Any dude who has a long enough “hotdog” that it can touch the toilet water deserves an award

[@mmgaming3778]

true

[@reubencampbell5462]

Its not a reward its a nuicence.

[@AlmostGood-ml8dc]

fr

[@Dersmoo]

FOR REAL kinda wish it was shorter not gonna lie...

[@Yourbarbecuesauce]

My “tent pole” is more like a pencil

[@POVTRMP_56]

yes it does bounce back up like a springboard and it HURTS too

[@HighOctaneFPS]

Fr bro the PAINNNN

[@Dolphin-w09]

It goes like a spring

[@TheJerseyNinja]

Honestly, the “essentials every guy keeps in his pockets” video, while it evolved into obvious joke items, it’s accurate. NOTHING else goes in the pocket with the phone. For 2 reasons. 1, we’re going to be pulling the phone in and out of the pocket dozens of times throughout the day, so having nothing else in that pocket ensures we don’t drop anything or pull out something else and it’s just a nuisance. And 2. Don’t need anything to be scratching the shit out of our phone especially the screen by having shit in the pocket that can be dragged against it dozens of times in the day lol

[@alethein359]

Get one of those wallet-style phone cases and then your screen will never get scratched

[@TheJerseyNinja]

@@alethein359 nah that’s too much for a phone. I don’t want to have to flip something off the screen everytime I use it

[@alethein359]

@@TheJerseyNinja fair enough

[@Entropy67]

I keep my wireless headphones in the same pocket, its like a round rock I doubt it would scratch my phone.

[@TheJerseyNinja]

@@Entropy67 but isn’t it annoying having to reach around them to grab just your phone everytime? Vs just having your phone there

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="287">4:47</a> Because of its positioning on the body, it's not actually able to reach the water (unless the water is coming up WAY too high), but it does bump up against the porcelain rim which is probably the primary reason I rinse it off after I pee.

[@dominiczubedy3229]

my 9incher bathes in the water, jk i got 6

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

@@dominiczubedy3229 It would have to be more like 12-15" for most toilets

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

​@@hughmungus431 Literally consult an anatomy diagram to debunk this claim. Even females can figure this out. But just for you, I measured it out. The distance from the base of my penis to the water is an entire nine inches. Given that base is oriented a bit upward and it would have to go around my scrotum, you'd have to add another two inches or so. Thus I would need an eleven-incher, flaccid, just for my dick to even brush the surface of the water in the toilet. Erect, the length wouldn't even matter because it wouldn't be pointing in the right direction anyway. And having the water higher in your toilet won't change much. The water in mine is four inches below the rim, any higher and you'll be dipping your teabag in when you sit down, and it would spill onto the floor when you flush. And no, I won't believe you if you try to tell me that yours is greater than seven inches in length while flaccid. Just because your self esteem rests upon peoples' perception of your dick size doesn't justify you claiming that you stir the soup every day. You could have a massive cock and still not be able to reach it.

[@XyXy1127]

I rlly don’t get men

[@AndrewGilbert-dc1zl]

toilets in aus are different you have to hold it the water come up way to high on some of the newer ones

[@MilitaryPlayer141]

Strange on how- Can’t confirm or deny anything “At the beach” “what’s he doing?” NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

[@SimonGhostRiley-s5w]

that thumbnail was too relatable

[@tdox5761]

As for the "toilet" situation it neither hangs low or rests, it just kind chills there like how it is when you normally take a seat. The "touch the water" allegation could lead to some confusion and or high expectations that would really bring discouragement to men, because the only way it could do that is if it were way above average. Thank you and goodbye. Edit: Ok fine, it does sometimes sit. But how tf are some of y’all saying it touches the water 😂

[@sandalette5861]

So... you all don't let it rest on your shoulders?!

[@arlokenna]

Your a king

[@andrewthebeast56]

It sits for me

[@BOB-of4ub]

What do you think that little stool some people have in their bathrooms is for

[@jakelabar6147]

wait thats not normal?

[@jorjicostava4336]

As a man I can confirm that all these are true, relatable and hilarious.

[@joeghost05]

Yes

[@kallmekris]

Hahaha amazing

[@freakyoltre]

@@kallmekris dayum

[@Vadersaber1376]

I’ve used a beanbag as a blanket at a sleepover once

[@Uknown-qn8hj]

Underrated as fuck definitely one of my favorite KZbinrs.

[@calliefuller5056]

I love how Kris is exploring with her look as of late. Her bangs are fucking killer. Plus her eye makeup especially in this video is gorgeous and makes the blue in her eyes pop. I've always had a hard-core crush on Kris not just bc of her looks which is an added bonus but her extremely genuine, kind, caring, and hilarious personality. She always puts a smile on my face without fail no matter what mood I'm in. Plus I feel all the warn fuzzies watching her videos. Please continue living your best life Kris and make sure you always pursue your true happiness and nothing else. I admire and look up to you so much! Keep being authentically you and I look forward to watching more of you!!!❤💜🥰

[@chrystaljennings6447]

❤

[@zephadusjoltspark6951]

I honestly almost didn't recognize her in the thumbnail! Very different than I'm used to, but absolutely killing it.

[@Monkey_Queen-ku5pm]

it is flawless

[@idiotsandwich1350]

Yesss ikr, it’s like one of her videos pops up on my fyp and bi panic ensues lol

[@Monkey_Queen-ku5pm]

@kyoka jiro lol same by the way i love jiro from MHA( its one of my fave shows)

[@CloseTheDoor117]

Kris: "I wouldn't know, I'm abstinent" Also Kris: "So if I go to blow town...." 😂😂😂

[@voldlifilm]

There are degrees to this stuff, I guess. Maybe she's just passing by blowtown on her way to school or whatever? Like she doesn't live there, but she pops (it) in from time to time? Or maybe abstinence only applies from the belt down?

[@CloseTheDoor117]

@@voldlifilm damn thats some great thinking ngl

[@ems2911]

okay this is weird to talk about. She is making jokes about this stuff, she is absinent in every way

[@kallmekris]

I’m dying 😂😂😂

[@ems2911]

@@kallmekris Lol🤣🤣🤣

[@danielfarrell3945]

It keeps it warm

[@user-bg7uo6je7e]

Yes, it’s like a spring 😊

[@Fox_Planes]

Dear kris as a member of the male community I am very sorry you have been exposed to our deepest darkest secrets. We would like to humbly offer a massive apology and we hope you forgive and have mercy on us Ps at the start with the blinking really touched my heart after a long day of school

[@HudsonRegister]

😭

[@AndrewDematteis]

Let's just take a moment to appreciate how none of Kris's videos are reaction videos for her own amusement, but more like a conversation with us. That's why I think we all love her.

[@SolarDNA]

Also, let's just take a moment to appreciate Kris. Full stop.👌

[@nicolecodbrajoe5229]

You're so right.

[@kallmekris]

🥹❤️❤️❤️

[@reganelona]

Even better that we can relate with her personality!

[@simonbarry3142]

❤😍❤😍❤😍🤗😗😂🤣😂

[@denzeldebenzel]

IT JUST HANGS THERE

[@user-hw4cs7qi6b]

The morning wood hits hard

[@brandonvangieson8087]

Oooooof, the guys vs girls experience on tinder hit me in the soft bits. A girl once told me she thought I had a really impressive walk. I don't even know what that means, and I've been riding the high of that compliment for like 5 years.

[@uncrustable9923]

tf does an impressive walk mean?? like did she mean the way you walk or what?😂

[@karasuma7609]

Lmao what?🤣

[@matthewminckler3386]

we gotta take the compliments where/when we can my guy

[@jenn8179]

It's sound weird but I love Keanu Reeves' walk. He has this king of pigeon-toed walk and these broad shoulders. It's the swagger! Melts my heart ❤ lol

[@neonte13]

Damn... now I wanna be a gait king too! 😭

[@bitchno666]

the fact that kris takes the time to go thru, read, reply, and like the comments her fans post. she is very committed, and the fact she doesn’t hate on others or discriminate. she is the definition of amazing 🧡🧡🧡 Edit: tysm for the likes. i honestly wasn’t trying to get this many lol

[@gamestechvideos]

Our "Dong" is stiff enough to stay above the water.

[@kinkim-kka]

Yes it does spring up like those springboards

[@emo_worm_thing]

As a woman, I am embarrassed to admit, that I understood almost all of these. Edit, mom I’m famous wake up-

[@v4l0ur7]

..You are now the man

[@jawslovesbrody5246]

Lmao same here

[@abandoned_account_6712]

Same :') I have a brother who I share a room with

[@kayleighawe]

Same😭

[@araelsongheart6918]

I understood all of the things being said in both videos. One thing I thought when it was mentioned that guys have their hands in their pants (I think temperature was mentioned) was that it’s like the underboob.

[@Llemonjello]

Touching the bowl or the water is one of the most disturbing but real possibilities for guys. It doesn't happen often... But that's due to diligent avoidance. Also, don't be down on yourself about your "feminine anatomy"... You're gorgeous and there's no reason to add anything else!

[@ThatOneRatInYourBasement]

I burped when you said bye in the end

[@NOT_AN_IDI0T]

yes, its like a springboard.

[@garethlore]

Just lost my dad a few days ago, been binging your video's along with a few others to take the pain away. So glad I found your channel when I did, It's helped a lot. Thanks for all the laughs! On an unrelated note: Peeing in the shower is actually a way of treating athletes foot. Strange, huh?

[@catnipfishing998]

I'm so sorry for your loss, I'm still pretty young haven't lost my dad yet but I have lost three grandparents and I can't even tell you how this comment made me feel 🥺 just think you'll be waiting for the you at the stairs of heaven ❤️🙏God bless you

[@taylorgallagher2832]

So sorry for your loss. I hope you’re doing ok and feel free to reach out if you need to vent to someone

[@catnipfishing998]

@@taylorgallagher2832 was that for me? If so that was years ago and I'm dealing with it better than I was🙏❤️ praise your heart either way

[@hazelhughes4267]

You learn something new everyday I guess

[@kallmekris]

Hope you’re doing ok love ❤️ sorry for your loss

[@dancortat7445]

The one good thing about having ADHD and always forgetting what day of the week it is, is that I always get a happy surprise when I see the notification of a new video from Kris without realizing that we've been waiting a good amount of time for this, like "Oh, it's today that Kris uploads on youtube!", so I don't suffer the affliction of counting the days to laugh hard with her videos :)

[@thathopelessromantic]

i found this rly cute for no reason lol

[@andreabjornson3223]

ADHD is not a real thing so shut up already cause its annoying.

[@nuitNo.6]

You don't have ADHD. It's imaginary.

[@vonbirdman]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="463">7:43</a> Your understanding of the male psyche is astounding. lol

[@silentblade-xg5gj]

Yes that's so true it's like a spring

[@MaliciousMollusc]

Probably the most rachet/Bear Grylls blanket I've ever seen is when me and my cousins were at a fishing/survival trip by the sea. My uncle used a very large plastic sheet/tarp as a blanket. He looked like a dumped body wrapped in plastic.

[@badkarmaxd_164]

lol

[@hele_manzo]

It doesn't matter if I'm feeling happy or sad, an update from Kris ALWAYS makes me feel soo giddy 'cause I know I'm about to lose my sh*t laughing. Never fails. Also, yes, I winked at you Kris 😉😂.

[@kalmaeli7004]

U are true

[@ashleynickloes773]

no one asked if you winked at kris

[@SorryNotCya]

I haven’t gotten a compliment all month yet so thank you!

[@TalonsOfPeace-qk8bh]

yes it is a spring like thingy its like a springy doorstopper

[@aubreycole8961]

Kris deserves twice the compliments she gives us she’s so beautiful and funny and makes so many people smile every time she posts

[@SmitePlayz_]

Ive never been complimented by anyone but my girlfriend. When we started dating, she said i looked really handsome in one of my photos on instagram. It still makes me smile to this day

[@user-mf2jr8hl8y]

Yes it does come up like a spring board

[@BreadBoss-wd9ef]

the water bottles are so relatable

[@alexhartke8558]

For women peeing in a bottle: it's called a "go girl". It's in the camping section in walmarts or sporting goods stores. Kind of a rubber funnel, designed to fit against you under there, allowing you to pee while standing. Meant for camping without dropping your pants, but can be used to pee into a bottle.

[@timothymartin5538]

Alternatively a 'she-wee'

[@Junior-zq2ls]

Friend did that. She had to borrow pants after

[@maceywalker6120]

I have one of those🤣

[@fallencaryatidcv]

@@Junior-zq2ls yeahhhhh, they take practice. The packaging warns you to practice in the shower several times til you have the technique down perfect. 😅😂

[@JBWinter]

I've known 2 ex-military women that used index cards for the same effect

[@harshaeer6273]

at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="685">11:25</a>, NOOOO kris, you dirtyhead, the boys have rom-coms on their laptop so it's embarrassing, not corn

[@bluwon5783]

It could be corn too 🤷‍♀️

[@sadly_clowns]

It could be a corny rom-com... Or a rom-com between vegetables...

[@MysticaI_Orb]

@@sadly_clowns definitely the latter

[@maximusthompson5759]

We do it to see if we can see the computer turn on before we open it

[@Bruh1264]

Yes, it springs up

[@Him12531]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="186">3:06</a>-yes it is annoying and yes it does do that especially if your hand slips

[@Him12531]

4:52 neither

[@Him12531]

9:39 yes it is beautifully satifying

[@rparker1986]

Whenever I'm feeling down about myself... I watch one of Kris's videos... She makes me feel better about myself. Thanks so much Kris for all you do!

[@stay_gold_kaerae]

Same here

[@McCool117]

I wouldn't say 100% is relatable, but the skid marks one is definitely true. Fun fact: some urinals have a fly printed on them, because drunk guys tend to aim for it, instead of peeing everywhere else.

[@jokernobody3921]

Hehe, so true

[@charlesco7413]

I try to move the urinal cake

[@commieslayer6740]

I got curious n googled toilet targets n found my next just kuz self gift

[@Kamil-hy4jv]

bro the trying to pee from a long distance is so relatable and when u don't miss ur the happiest man alive same for when there are poop stains we just blast it away.

[@GuestAccount-lu3zf]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="312">5:12</a> I'm so happy that's the first time I've seen a girl care about struggles boys have to go through