Tiktoks that Feel Illegal to Watch

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[@kallmekris]

AHHH these are so fun to React to, hope you enjoyed! LIKE the video if you did, it really helps me know if you want to see more :) appreciate y'all! let me know what else you want to see!

[@gachalemon_mocha8802]

Love you

[@Pavana_M]

You are awesome!

[@David-ve5iq]

👀

[@ozanbozdag6657]

You make the funniest videos! Thanks for uploading!

[@afra2264]

Yes enjoy your every videos can you say hii please

[@cdfranklin1599]

Kris grabbing her empty water cuz she's "thirsty" is a definite mood. 😂

[@DoctorMike]

She’s always thirsty 😅

[@thinukaidamgodage]

@@DoctorMike jeez its the REAL DR mike!

[@tanjiro_kamado1449]

@@DoctorMike YO DOCTOR MIKE WTF

[@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776]

@@DoctorMike Doctor too salty about losing to Kris that he invades her vids /j /lh I'm kidding. I LOVE BOTH YOUR CONTENTS. That crossover was the best ever

[@Bubbly_xkiezz]

@@DoctorMike Ayo?

[@B_J15]

Kris: "Hey, can you smile for me?" Me: *actually smiles* Kris: "Aww, what a nice smile. :D" Me, almost crying: *continues smiling and feeling happy*

[@danphilip10]

so I wasn't the only one to smile at that exact moment, this somehow makes me feel better, but feeing her compliments! hahahaha

[@B_J15]

@@danphilip10 yeah :)

[@Rumaisharaya2314]

Me to

[@lookout8042]

@@danphilip10 yeah

[@lookout8042]

This woman is so reassuring and nice

[@purpul_hap3n3s]

Kris: Hey can u smile for me Me: *Choking on Sprite* Kris: I luv ur smile!

[@Alcoholism_is_fun]

You’re so real for drinking sprite

[@user-ky3mi1cz2u]

@@Alcoholism_is_fun why

[@Alcoholism_is_fun]

@@user-ky3mi1cz2u because sprite is a good drink

[@faithfrancisco9829]

Can we appreciate the amount of accents Kris pulls off on this channel and her Russian accent is just 👌👌👌👌👌 she be popping off slay queen💅

[@Heartsforalaskaviolett]

Yas I love her accents

[@doug3318]

Things that scare Kris: - Balloons - Birds - Needles - Home alone responses Things that Kris likes: - Hailey & Kendra - Dry shoes - Sword fighting Thanks that are respected: - Gymnasts - Hands on thighs

[@AxelDRiley]

Likes Boogie boarding too

[@Kekekke850]

OMG YES

[@mushedirishpotato3176]

She also respects the police

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

She also likes girls and guys

[@alexissweirdlife2388]

Yes so true 😂

[@Sydney.2003k]

I wont lie, every time she compliments her audience in the beginning of her videos, it brings me joy. It's such a serotonin booster 🥰

[@keeshablock8973]

Yeah I like to rewatch videos when I feel upset bc of it

[@sardoniclysane]

Happy crack.

[@alexissweirdlife2388]

Yea it’s awesome

[@thebutterflyinwhite9471]

Watching this In 2024 and just the difference between the way she used to treat Pete and the way she treats him now is crazy.

[@jasonscales2522]

That whole talking about babies around your phone is a real thing. Lucky for me I only talk about automotive.

[@giahannguyen216]

Kris is always so thoughtful and kind. She cares so much about her fans and takes the time to make these videos for us. We love you kris.🥰❤

[@avitali6474]

@suzan they found their long lost siblings OMG

[@luana_cantera8902]

@@avitali6474 OMG that's so cool for them

[@rock-or4ud]

@@avitali6474 That is so sweet, wonder where their mother went.. 😐

[@Callherjaz]

And yes she got money to😂😶

[@avitali6474]

@@rock-or4ud ikr their parents must be so proud of them rn, posting inappropriate stuff on KZbin comment sections. Edit: ESPECIALLY with kids on this app🤦‍♀️

[@fififacehsomething5235]

7:01 "Where's my water-" Proceeds to drink air.

[@tenimeartstudios]

Please do NOT compare yourself to others & feel bad. You are LITERAL physical PERFECTION. Seriously, Kris, you are BREATHTAKINGLY FLAWLESS. 💘💘💘

[@Ali_Kat25]

I love how she just keeps drinking out of an empty cup

[@rulerofunicorns9270]

She is the kind of person that actually makes me laugh😂 and i love the way she compliments us in every video❤️

[@Dazaisbiggestfan_]

Ikr it makes me feel good abt myself

[@heliakooti4321]

the compliment is everything 😍 she is a queen 👸🏼

[@auroraevans5509]

Kris: "Can you smile for me?" Me: *smiles out of instinct* Kris: "Aw, you have a cute smile" Me: *intense blushing* 😳 thank you ma'am-- Also you look beautiful Kris

[@LeeLeesBanter]

Yea, I smiled back too & it made me happy... it's the little things in life😁

[@spartanking9939]

BRUH THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME

[@cronixwolfy6959]

Same here,

[@NoClue388]

lol same

[@andreac8437]

Can't help it I love her personality! She's so kind pretty and funny

[@Knee-Am-H]

Kris: oh it’s Hannah and Kendra! Me: The dirty pickup line duo!!!

[@zoeyfriends7581]

Does anyone else watch kris and feel better even if your crying

[@Senurih]

yes, i was recently crying, so i came here to her channel to cheer me up, and my tears went byeee!

[@laylagranger4699]

i legit started watching this video in tears but kris made me feel better ❤

[@Lady_jadybaby_mikeW-richieT]

Ya

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

Kris having a bisexual panic the whole video is just hilarious

[@nelsblair2667]

😆

[@elenamorscher241]

But I literally had the same reaction😂😂

[@Ennardschild]

@@elenamorscher241 same 😂

[@someoneelse7629]

Well, she's starting to embrace it instead of panicing, and I love that for her

[@Unethical.Dodgson]

Meh. Find a single woman who isn't at least a closet bi.

[@mecahunter7092]

She actually made me smile. Haven't done a "real" smile in months. Thank you Kris. 🥰

[@-pinkwednesday-]

same ❤️

[@SafeTripHome33]

I smiled at the "toy being alive" bit lol

[@israelconyer5258]

Me too i love her personality

[@kekko4710]

Oh no bro

[@ChristianK09]

That’s depressing yet very good to hear

[@amberbeckett2507]

I always love Kris's positive affirmations in her videos, always make me smile and feel good :)

[@lotharsoran3604]

That thing with the little person and the huge ball just made me laugh so hard, I actually farted. I love that he was willing to do that joke. Got to love his sense of humour. Thankfully, I am alone, so no-one's eyebrows are burning off, but mine. When I had a home invasion, and I was alone... I didn't say "hello?? Who's there?". I grabbed my katana, stayed silent, until I told my dogs to "SIC 'EM!" They were trained puppers, for my protection as I'm disabled. Then, I went downstairs with the katana, screaming "You're fucking dead, arsehole! I'm gonna rip your BALLS off!" They left, screaming, over my high garden wall. I heard them shrieking to the others, "Go, go, go, he's fucking psycho!!" And then they screeched off in their car. Joke is on them, I'm disabled. But they certainly didn't realise that. It's all about the confidence. I could have fought them, without issue. Thankfully, I've taken martial arts, I can get around on my knees instead. You get pretty strong in the upper body when you are disabled. Plus, they don't expect you to be on the floor, it screws up their plans. Also am amusing thing: I'm female. But I've got a deep voice, so when I holler, I sound like a man. Very hilarious, their reactions. They never came back, nor did I have any trouble with the local gangs after that.

[@MurderousCyn]

Wrote a hole dawd dawnm essay but good for you trained puppers AND a katana? That literally is the definition of "If you hear something dont pray. its already found you."

[@uvalde12]

Kris is always so hard on herself. As someone with depression and anxiety and someone who’s always hard on herself as well, I can see it in Kris’s eyes each time she’s self-deprecating and then says “just kidding” or tries to laugh it off, that she did mean what she said or that it’s the thoughts she has that she tries not to let see the light of day but struggles with. And every time it makes me sad, cause Kris is honestly one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen and she has one of the best personalities ever, and I love seeing her smile on these videos. Her beauty, humor, kindness and personality in general are all so awesome and perfect, I just wish she could see herself the way that so many of us, her fans, see her.

[@user-iz7sh1qz1v]

How has this only gotten 9 likes?

[@leo_the_lizard]

Comments like these give me hope for our crumbling society. 💖

[@monica-lq7hp]

@@leo_the_lizard right, like at this point i dont even like hearing or seeing the word society anymore bc of how misused and overused it is🙁

[@thinukaidamgodage]

Omg I totally agree. Why is she talking down to herself? It just makes me feel bad 😞

[@dinitamarie9883]

Wow man that's deep but true

[@rxma4248]

i love the fact that she keeps complimenting her audience every time before the video starts makes me so proud!!!!!!

[@jakeretro9791]

I love that too😘

[@brittanyvansciver]

Same tbh Kris just seems like a great person over all and I love her content.

[@Rioushka]

yeah she seems the exact opposite from Rebal D 🤣

[@rileygatlin3018]

2:40 My 6'2" marine veteran father is horrified of our chickens... Even the tiny lil silkies

[@Milk-ck1wv]

They can live without a head it makes sense

[@Kei-nv6rg]

THE KRIS BEAR IMPRESSION WITH THE RUSSIAN ACCENT WAS EVERYTHING LOVE YOU KRIS

[@dracomalfoy8731]

Kris: "Hey, can you smile for me?" Me: *smiles under mask* Kris: "Aww, what a nice smile. :D" Me: *WEARING A MASK* Kris: *X-RAY VISION INTENSIFIES*

[@JustSomeRandomGayGuy]

lol

[@mahismelodies3685]

You can still see your lips move up and eyebrows crease through the mask

[@love.marvelous]

Awww lol

[@IZZYG6558]

😂🤣lol

[@Pyroskullx]

Lol

[@lhstodqaimvf]

6:54 you did NOT💀

[@nopenotaname]

*Whenever Kris compliments me* me: "Excuse me I am not your mirror so stop talking to me like I am"

[@panko01]

5:36 I don't think I was supposed to understand that 😮

[@Mariianal0bfii]

Pls explain

[@kio.is.kool.]

Kris is, funny, nice, takes time out of her life to make these, and she’s just cool to watch. We all love you Kris

[@TheLostBoiFromChristmasLand]

@Erika vy T-T

[@alani1024]

@Erika vy what the fuck

[@romebigred2]

Takes time out of her life? She enjoys it, but it's her job, yo.

[@JustJake77]

When the winter blues kick in.... Kris makes them seem just a little less crappy. Thanks again Kris for just being you and making people smile. You're rad!

[@That_Girly_Girl]

She never fails to compliment us

[@Sanvi_Rat]

people always say this but i cant tell you enough how much i love it when kris compliments us. 🥰 always manages to make me smile

[@17SuperSean]

Am I the only one who really likes when she compliments us at the beginning? Brings me bliss everytime

[@zackdavis4821]

They are the only compliments I get

[@ohioanclassic]

@@zackdavis4821 same, just same.

[@sylver_fish]

100th like 😏 and i 100% agree

[@OGimouse1]

2:30 Green cheeked conures (this one is Pineapple flavored) are so sweet! They can be very mean when they're scared but they're mostly cats with wings that you can train like dogs

[@Emerald646]

Every time Kris complements something to do with the viewer's face, I always intentionally contort it and pull the weirdest look I can come up with. It's always fun.

[@gaveluk]

Kris's sacrifice for us is huge, she had to see all those illegal videos to put a smile in our faces, u're the best

[@moniqueking4085]

Your

[@Lalalallalallaaa]

What the hecc is with the bots what-

[@yesidropkickedthatchild]

@@moniqueking4085 actually no sorry, 'you're'

[@angodinmango]

Kris at 6:55 in the video: try’s to be straight but fails🤠🤠

[@NatashaBarnes-lq3kr]

The way she said respectfully reminded me of when I met my best friend and she was talking about an mcu character and she said ‘he can step on me with his polished combat boots. RESPECTFULLY.’ 😂

[@shadowman21282]

Kris talking about tiny birds swooping her, reminding me here as an Australian that it's springtime here and soon the magpies will be on the offensive

[@baileyfoster8058]

Can we just appreciate how much Kris cares about us? Like she takes probably hours to make these videos and put smiles on our faces. We love you Kris! 💕

[@gachawithme6356]

if you watched it 5hours ago youu would she would heart your comment

[@melissamae307]

As does lots and of other KZbinrs

[@crocodilekingzac4171]

well thats how they make their money

[@the_25th_gus]

sooo she does what every youtuber does

[@tracyroberts8571]

😁🦅🐦🕊 my brother 😭help me me 😂🐺bro it's a bird

[@mokoano]

i dunno why but when you said "my mother would dance on my grave" at 13:10, i just pictured her doing the gudum style- dance-

[@evelinevictoriafurter1072]

The „bye beautiful“ killed me in a amazing way omg 😭

[@wynnwilliams3701]

Kris's intros always make my day. I've never had someone genuinely compliment my smile, and just hearing Kris's words brought me a little boost of self confidence, even if it's just a video. Thank you, Kris!!

[@icantthinkofaname2854]

Kris is our god

[@emmy852]

i feel as if Kris doesn't get enough compliments herself. you do have a nice smile too tho :))))

[@robotninjago]

Wynn nice smile 😊

[@saedsaeed7773]

It's still working 😊

[@LeeNeedsToKnow]

@@icantthinkofaname2854 no

[@SoupDude]

13:33 habbits are hard to forget

[@Nabi_butterflly]

Kris having a bi panic is amazing 😂❤

[@morganbertolino]

That hissing noise woke both my cats up 😂 Good to know they are ready for anything

[@elaine_here20]

Kris: Can you just smile for me? *Me instantly smiles* Kris: Look at that, you look so beautiful when you smile. Me: stop... no... (blushing). I love you, Kris, you just made my day alot better. I haven't been feeling the best today but you quickly turned that around, by just making me laugh and being you and I am so thankful for that 😊❤

[@cronixwolfy6959]

NAH ME TOO?

[@sleepystrawberryspider]

I was friggin flustered (how my bf and I got together) and I get flustered easily.

[@marianabonina249]

15:04 there was this homeless guy that always stayed at the bike keeping things at my local mall and whenever me and my friends went there we talked to him, he was even in a youtuber’s video once and he was really smart. He’s not there anymore, I have no idea what happened to him but his memory brings me good memories

[@homelovelady1920]

"it's probably a good time to tell you You're just a friend" my dude's face emotional damage

[@HenriOnuigbo]

"You tell me not to I tell you f***k you" the best line I've heard today🤣🤣🤣

[@May_Plisetski]

when kris said "smile for me" as she smiles infront of the camera, I can't help but smile and feel shy because of how pretty kris is. Then she complements our smile and even if it's through the screen, that actually made me happy. That very small gesture is rlly nice to experience. why is sis kris so nice

[@AlexZoom5608]

Mhm 😊

[@Sang18369]

I genuinely smiled when she said: "can you-can you smile for me?"

[@addibearr]

lol like for some reason i didn’t want to🙃🥲

[@thapat8770]

yyeeees me to

[@shadwfangthefunnywolf3687]

Im just like: wide smile

[@dragonfliesnh4204]

I did too! I couldn't help it.

[@parkerplayz5846]

5:55 it looked like he was starting to do the griddy lol

[@joalyng]

I faint during needles too! It’s a vasovagal syncope: A sudden drop in heart rate and blood pressure leading to fainting, often in reaction to a stressful trigger. Common triggers include strain, stress, long periods of standing, heat exposure, or the sight of blood. One thing that has helped me is watching funny animal videos. Basically make yourself laugh it’ll trick your body into thinking you’re fine.

[@pringle_master3476]

Kris is honestly just the best and I don’t think we deserve her, she’s always complimenting us and spreading kindness,

[@clumsyhuman6765]

We don't deserve her, but she posts videos for us anyway. Thank you Kris.

[@dailydoseoftwitchclips9566]

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[@dailydoseoftwitchclips9566]

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[@hel616]

what in the name of fucking cheese are the replies

[@dia5065]

I love how she makes me feel good about myself when she compliments me ✨

[@alphawolfie7470]

I have this thing where when people ask me to smile or say something about my smile, I just can't help but smile and it just makes me and everyone around laugh. So when you asked if i could smile i did and it made my night better bc i was having really bad anxiety. Thank you so much, Kris for making me feel better!

[@theunfilteredpodcast9373]

i’m literally sick with a 103 fever and you saying “you have a cute smile” made me feel better

[@thevoidlings8929]

Me: Casually eating French toast Kris: "Can you smile for me?" Me: tries hard to smile while trying to bite off a large chunk of French toast. My brain: "Yeah, I must look like a big ol' goof right now."

[@itskenzie2418]

Not to Kris 😃

[@James-jz4kn]

Kris you actually look like the younger version of my grandma, that’s why I watch your channel everyday, because I don’t see my grandparents much and seeing you reminds me of my grandma, thank you for being amazing! ❤️

[@AuroraGhostt]

AWWW! WHOLESOME!!!

[@halfanicon]

Returning to watching KMK so I don’t become a mindless scrolling zombie and it just hit me how long it’s been since I heard the words “welcome back to my KZbin channel or welcome to my KZbin channel”

[@MunchyVRoffical]

Kris:*complements us* Kris:*OH NO PETE

[@rishvify]

7:10 Really kris? Stop lying! You're the most beautiful person on this planet, in this universe and any place where beautiful people live🤚

[@emanlikespeachs6486]

I luv the little compliments kris gives before starting her video!🥺♥️ Literally makes my day ♡

[@emsp8]

6:35 Kris was a little “thirsty” 😂

[@reignofrain9130]

Kallmekris is the proud owner of the intro I will never skip through because I would never miss one of her compliments for the world🥰

[@pigenn]

I just started crying when you complimented my smile. Thank you so much Kris, you're so amazing for this

[@oikawascursedplushie9912]

I love how under this thoughtful comment there's just spam replies 💀

[@fabianmohammed1086]

Ur just saying that for a heart from Kris xD

[@bolognesechipz5163]

@@fabianmohammed1086 nope- i also almost started crying, it was just so wholesomeee

[@fabianmohammed1086]

@@bolognesechipz5163 i was just saying, no hate btw

[@clumsyhuman6765]

Same.

[@Erikaaa_1299]

7:16 he’s honestly really good looking! And the cute wink! Awww!! But damn he was friend zonedddd 😩😩😩

[@moonhaven7984]

9:55 the commitment in this video I love it and I love you please marry me

[@xmonmonx]

This doesn't have much to do with the actual video, but here is something I usually do for Christmas: Something that I LOVE to do often is I buy myself presents in like June or July and I pack them up, and then in December I put them under the Christmas tree and I have no idea what it is cause I can't remember. Good idea for Christmas if you are alone 👍

[@utopea]

12:11 is Filipino Martial Arts! Kali, Eskrima, Arnis. This style was also used in the new Dune movie. :)

[@Supremetoast131]

I love that she always tells us that our smile/whatever is beutiful and it just makes me feel special in this harsh world full of dissapointment and pain. But even just a little compliment makes my whole day better, thank you kris♡

[@Erinnnn4_]

1:03 YES! I ALWAYS REMEMBER WHEN I WAS 7 AND I WAS BEHIND MY DOOR AND WOULD ALWAYS PEEK THROUGH MY DOOR THINKING MY BARBIES WOULD TALK TO EACH OTHER OR MOVE TO A DIFFERENT SPOT 😂

[@austinhayles3328]

kris's intro actually made me have the biggest smile I've had in a long time

[@frogsarecute8725]

4:57 the smirk when she said “that’s what she said”- one of the very reasons I’m in love with Kris-

[@RainGTvr]

🤨🤨

[@crishannagayearaneta9642]

I LOVE how she gives us compliment before she starts her content,it always gets me to smile ty so much Kris hope your doing well!!

[@magori09]

I love how you really pushed "I'm abstinent" 😂

[@FreddieCastle-ic6ch]

“OH GOD!” Got me rolling🤣🤣

[@coolgirl5547]

I don’t think Kris realizes how much her content helps people like us, and how much love and support she has❤️❤️❤️(hint: it’s A LOT😘)

[@stavik96]

14:27 I do believe it will actually affect the ads you get because they're allowed to listen to you at all times and use it for advertisement reasons, it's just that they aren't allowed to save what you say for other purposes.

[@KallNadu]

Yeah,like I went to Oklahoma and shortly after I went back to Texas I kept getting like ads for gambling and casino ads

[@whyareyouhere9244]

Her reaction to the hand on thigh thing really sums it up lmaoo

[@TwofatcatsTube-qz5yg]

Her “you have such a cute smile” me smiling demonically 🤪

[@Rmz_My_Beloved]

“There’s a lot of women in this compilation that are making me…. *hate myself”* As a bisexual..I can relate-

[@projecthopesandwich8365]

0:44 bro i blushed so hard here why did this make me so fucking happy I'm supposed to be an emotionless voiddd

[@whitneyrivera3416]

As a Minnesotan I never knew about vessie until I started watching your videos and finally bought myself a pair months ago using your link, the best shoes I've ever had.

[@DASHII3]

Kris: hey can you smile for me? Me: dying because i just choked on my food Kris: I love your smile

[@dvkJoe83]

Kris telling a story is always the best part. It's always hilarious and Editor Jay goes haywire.👍

[@tyniellitowski-child8960]

I actually smiled when Kris asked lol my folks been trying that for decades but it took Kris to get it to happen lol my daily dose of happy! Thanks kris for being as amazing as you always tell us we are

[@klown_r4t]

The compliments at the beginning of her videos always make me feel better about myself ❤

[@maryruthkane5989]

‘Can u smile for me? Aww I love your smile!’ Me stuffing my face with chips ‘ANK U

[@fishy4873]

At 12:17 Kris has become a child once again But in all seriousness this was great and thank you to the editor and Kris for making this

[@sapphire1905]

3:30. That's Cameron Boyce. He's dead and has been dead for 2 years now

[@umbreonattack]

Gone but never ever forgotten

[@justahuman69420]

@@umbreonattack yes

[@TheFakeXdfishy]

I know I'm late but why was this hearted?

[@Ann_Harlow]

'boobiful' is my new favorite word thanks to Kris lmao

[@autumnwinters4148]

WAIT IM LITERALLY SITTING HERE BRUSHING MY TEETH THINKING OMG WATCH HER COMPLETE MY MOUTH AND SHE GOES CAN U SMILE FOR ME AND I LITERALLY SPIT TOOTHPASTE EVWRYWHERE IM CRYING😭😂

[@amya9638]

I always try to watch these while Im falling asleep because Kris’ voice is soothing but I always end up staying up mater and getting a good laugh. Never do I regret it 💕

[@harrybrown3146]

Omg the exact same for me it’s at least 3am before I get to sleep watching kris

[@toshikudo]

her voice at 11:30 caught me offguard so bad 😭😭 does anyone know what she used to edit that so flawlessly pleasee

[@hatandrobegirl5008]

I GOT VESSIS 8:12 JUST FOR YOU KRIS THANK YOU THESE ARE MY NEW FAV SHOES

[@ChrisPotato1822]

I never go outside if I'm skeeved out, I grab the gun, check the locks and hide 😂

[@jae4213]

Ok. But when Kris was telling her story about the birds dive bombing her, the last picture of the birds made me giggle forever. I have watched this video so many times. Omg. Love ya Kris, you're amazing!