The CRAZIEST Confessions

[@srslomll]

“i’m working on about 2 and a half hours of sleep right now.” so real of you kris

[@jessymak8023]

O my gooooodiemass yess❤, finally something in common with me lol, I mean about the comment above

[@Solènelamigonnelicorne]

​@jessymak8023 pourquoi toi aussi tu es une enfant jessy 😊

[@christina7557]

Girl, same, and it's been about a week of the same, living on caffeine and nicotine and not much else

[@mioooooooooooo1]

Sturniolo triplet fan spotted

[@srslomll]

@@mioooooooooooo1 YES 🫶

[@moonchild4492]

Kris: idk how lively I'll be also Kris: immediately does voice impressions while reading

[@galaxyorca2029]

her exhaustion made her funnier i guess😂

[@nadi_haleyy]

"The whole 2-3 miles? Shame." 😂😂😂

[@4711Felizskz]

3:40

[@evanthompson4186]

Yeah but he did say there and back so that means the whole damn time at the ER she didn't talk to him. She sounds immature as hell.

[@ItsJustDarling]

Fun fact, most serial killers (especially young/new ones) like to start small like with frogs, and then move on to cats because they’re not as trusting as dogs and give more of a fight. It’s honestly chilling that a 6yr old is like that 😭

[@gay_girli171]

Yeah and that child is six!

[@teliaaustin4938]

😢yeah that’s creepy

[@misfit_raven4367]

Do you watch rotten mangoes by chance? Because one of her recent videos… :c yep, apparently it’s also POSSIBLY because cats give a scream similar to human screams

[@_Aui-kz7oj]

cats?? They're probably emotionally damaged or something. Who would want to kill😭

[@Porter_Howard333]

Define fun…💀

[@danablonde7]

“How far did you cross? Did you cross like across the border or did you stop at the border & you waived & then you went back?”😂Your Coolidge impression with that storyline!💀😂

[@EmmaJean-jw2ip]

😂😂😂

[@jenn2000]

😂😂this was gold

[@clairevoigt7175]

The stutter and then getting so mad at ur self is the realest thing ever

[@Fifi4ever]

I do that all the time 😂😂

[@miauek01]

I like "the voices" approach, it adds an extra angle to each story.

[@vines-strangle-you]

I will forever have Pete saying hello engraved in my brain

[@maryalicehump]

Same

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

But Peter "Living in our head rent-free" 😭

[@isaacgreean]

ok your hurt @@Solènelamigonnelicorne

[@dnoodspodu1159]

12:14

[@celinevandenbroeck7970]

Me too

[@supersillysally]

“Don’t go on the internet if you’re under 18 unless your watching me” love that kris 😂

[@christopherlh4379]

*you're

[@noneofyourbeezwax925]

@@christopherlh4379 🤓

[@TwilightSagaCullen]

​@@christopherlh4379 relax

[@kailanwong2125]

@@christopherlh4379bro is the grammar police-

[@shea5638]

I checked the uber policy because you got me curious lol. Apparently, they will take you to the hospital for things like broken bones, but not emergencies like heart attacks or strokes etc. Makes sense

[@maryjane4432]

Or if you are in labor!

[@Kristi-tu9fg]

They also arent recommended/allowed by hospitals as your “ride home” after procedures as you are more likely to be taken advantage of in those situations.

[@TheBayFoto]

@@Kristi-tu9fgYeah, hospitals are very strict about that. Obviously it’s the liability. You have to be taken home by someone you know or arrange medical transport.

[@pineapplepapercrafts]

It's like a taxi. I'd assume a taxi would take you for non emergency reasons lol

[@guerney2000]

Yeah, they wouldn't like you *dying* in their car, and they probably wouldn't like you bleeding all over it, but other than that, it shouldn't be much of an issue

[@elrevesyelderecho]

16:20 killing - torture animal is the first sign of psychopath behaviour.

[@spacekittyx9181]

It’s apart of the McDonald’s triad, scary

[@fawnamae]

@@spacekittyx9181can you elaborate on this? 👀

[@dannyhigdon666]

The amount of red flags............being ignored.......... 😮

[@Crazychickenlady448]

Not necessarily the first sign... But a pretty common one, definitely.

[@nikkita1688]

​@katieford5211 killing animals, lighting fires and bedwetting. All 3 together are an indicator, not just one.

[@CheekyDingo13]

“ ‘I (25F)’ Tho I sound 80” that had me dying 😭

[@frenchthefennecfoxmlp]

15:48 that is definitely serial killer behaviour, I remember from the true crime made about a serial killer who grew up killing cats and stuff

[@jasywhore408]

Yeah, that's how Jeffery Dahmer was as a kid 💀

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Sincerely I have to admit I was a kid like that growing up but decided to force change myself to know it was totally wrong. I mean, you can change at your own free-will, while some others permanently can't 😭

[@dwinajones3276]

@@infamouswickedjokestarno, they can, they choose not to. Nearly everything is a choice, including who we are

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

@@dwinajones3276 Apparently you're correct, you can change. But it will be a long journey to overcome with recurring obstacles

[@PaigeAdams-pc2cb]

​@infamouswickedjokestar it will be a long journey for you to cure your love of Killin cats😂(it's a joke I'm bad at making jokes)

[@EffteeAnimates]

8 seconds in, and Pete has already been assaulted.

[@Thedeathofangel]

Poor him. At least there's Peter JR😂

[@Gravedigger933]

His vengeance will be legendary.

[@Berries220]

COOOOOMMME GETT YOUR DDDIIIINNNNNNNNERRRRRR ( 0:13 )

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

"Aw heheheeeee!"

[@docxen]

speaking of peter jr...um did Kris and Pete um....to ...um...make...um peter jr? @@Thedeathofangel

[@ParisSerratelli]

It killed me when she started to do a British accent I'm dying over here lol. Dude Kris makes me laugh so hard.

[@LMacNeill]

Back in the day (17-18 years ago now) I drove a taxi, and we had plenty of calls to take sick people to the hospital. Unless they were going to projectile vomit all over my back seat, I had zero problems driving someone to the hospital. I can't imagine an Uber driver would be any different.

[@mohamadproskill]

Thanks for your comment 😂

[@milostinkybreath5182]

Taxis should always take you to the hospital if you need!

[@cats1970]

The Uber policy is no life threatening cases (heart attack etc) and preferrably no super messy emergencies (lots of blood etc). A standard broken ankle is no problem. I'd advice them to go together though because she'll be vulnerable since she clearly can't run away.

[@PandanaJim]

A 6-year-old killing their own cat and stabbing someone with a pencil sounds like the plot of a horror movie. kids are scary

[@hellomark1]

Pretty sure this is the kid in the Rob Zombie remake of Halloween

[@Aki0-C0wstal3]

@T-R-O-L-L-E-D WHAT 💀✋

[@kathleendavidson3316]

That's not kids. He sounds like a bona fide sociopath. Murdering animals is a huge red flag.

[@squid584]

​@T-R-O-L-L-E-Dlmao ur wild😂

[@NitsuaEsahc]

@@hellomark1 I was gonna say the same thing 😂

[@ParisSerratelli]

The speechlessness when she said the truth about the secret about me and my step brother LOL her face and her accent.

[@danikabrison]

The step brother story killed me. Mainly for the voice and the dirty jokes. You are truly hilarious 😂❤

[@BiggestArsenalFan03]

I’m rlly confused what actually happened? What did they do?

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Hands down, auntie Kris really does know how to make it way interesting & exciting to talk about topics like that

[@JoCamp696]

​@@BiggestArsenalFan03they did a horizontal jig. I disagree with it being in**st because they're not blood related, but depending on how young they were when their respective parent married the other it's still gross.

[@dhruvdanika]

My name is also danika

[@Lord_Daeman]

@@JoCamp696 Did they though? I mean it was implied, but there was literally no details. It could just as easily have been about a kiss, or stealing money from their parents to go for a joyride.

[@hm0112]

Pete: Hello 👹 Kris: *bombastic side eye*

[@godofchaos9571]

I laughed so hard at that

[@AnnaliaHetrickrichmond-pb8dx]

“A third party, if u WHHHHHELL” The voice of the WHHHHHELL was beautiful.

[@twiggystardust9573]

Red hair suits Kris so much, I forgot she was ever blonde until I saw a thumbnail for an old video in my suggestions. And I was like, "oh yeah... she was blonde forever, before this."

[@heyheyitrachelgray]

It’s SO perfect 😍😍😍

[@BreeS-zd5rx]

I'm curious how long she'll stick with it. I colored my hair red over a year ago now and I keep telling myself that any day I'll dye it closer to my natural color and let it grow out. Then I touch it back up with more red because I love it so much. 😂 I feel it suits her so well, so I almost hope she has the same issue I am, lmao.

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

I know right, you can't unsee what you've already seen 😲

[@twiggystardust9573]

@@BreeS-zd5rx I was a red head when I was a kid, then it turned blonde and I've been chasing red ever since. Problem is, red dye, even when professionally done, just slides right off my hair after two or three washes. No idea why, but I've probably seen a total of a few thousand dollars of red dye go down my drain over the passed few years.

[@blessvqx]

I want to see her with brunette roots ombré into light brown

[@mamabearmckenzie5241]

My oldest is unique and draws creepy drawings and likes scary stuff but she also stops to save a worm from drowning in the rain. She also burys her plants that die. I feel so grateful for her now. Shes 11.

[@emily_is_apples9337]

I was like that when I was little. Got in trouble for drawing a really disturbing thing in school when I was 9 😂 I also love animals and would never hurt a fly. I think I turned out alright🤷‍♀️ lol

[@MoonlitBookworm73]

@@emily_is_apples9337ayyy, I got in trouble for a drawing too!

[@gay_girli171]

This is like me when I was younger my sisters would joke about me becoming a serial killer because I'm rly dark and stuff (don't worry I didn't lol)

[@rachelg9873]

​@@gay_girli171that's just what a serial killer would say. 🤔🤨

[@RebzyfanYT]

​@@rachelg9873exactly

[@baileycat7225]

I feel you on the kids being scarier than old people. And we watch this channel because you are the 🐐. ❤

[@mioooooooooooo1]

YIPPIE YOU POSED

[@mioooooooooooo1]

POSTED***

[@Epicduckys]

Yippie

[@sturniolo.obsessed_]

@@mioooooooooooo1THE CHESTER PFP😝🎀

[@Starz_Builds]

​@@mioooooooooooo1 I just realised people don't edit the comments so they don't get rid of the heart

[@Nicks_dr.Pepper]

LOVE THE CHESTER PFP😭😭

[@traceydecker8416]

😂😂😂The Jennifer Coolidge impression😂😂,"did you like cross the border or go to the border and stop wave and go back",😂😂,😂And then,"like how many years it took to get that writing degree because this **** is great"😂😂😂 Queen Elizabeth impression😂😂

[@Panda-poison]

I think she ran thru the border

[@ashyheindl2]

@@Panda-poison without a green card

[@Thatgirlsky333]

I just love Kris and her accents it's just so funny. And surviving on 2.5 hours of sleep is just being in school again

[@CRYSTALPLYZ]

Haha ikr the accents are the best 😂

[@stevenfavell2330]

I'm laughing, her Keanu Reeves sounds like Ash from Pokemon!

[@Jellybean_93]

The queen of England accent had me ROLLING 😂

[@gvnandroses]

"i've always been maturer than other people" i can tell 😭

[@jenjoestar.]

That’s what I said too🤣🤣

[@Scarlett.Granger]

Oh come on, its every 14 y/o on wattpad writing self-inserts trying to feel cool and mature haha

[@gvnandroses]

@@Scarlett.Granger 😭💀

[@Scarlett.Granger]

@@gvnandroses it's fine, so many people go through that phase it's not that bad xD

[@gvnandroses]

@@Scarlett.Granger watching people go through the phase is still kinda fun tho xd

[@kittengamer522]

0:01 omg the Willy wonka reference is warming my heart 😭

[@Arcturus-SB]

“Good morning starshine! The earth says hello!” “Hello 👹” HA OMG THAT WAS AMAZING

[@allyburnett3315]

3:15 ambulance in America is way too expensive. For a hurt ankle???? No thank you. That's such a waste of money

[@throughsaraseyes1045]

Just out of curiosity (adsuming it changes between states but) how much does an ambulance cost in America?

[@allyburnett3315]

@throughsaraseyes1045 $1,200 USD or more without insurance. And not everyone here can afford insurance. My dad doesn't have it, and he has had two heart attacks. It's really sad...he said he'd rather 💀 than have another ambulance bill 😭😭

[@mystictame69]

​@@throughsaraseyes1045some places, although I guess it's rare? It's free. Those of us who live in such places are very lucky. I've rides in a few for random injuries over the years and found out way later how dangerous it could have been had I lived anywhere else

[@jordyn5289]

I am so glad you posted. I was just running around searching for a bracelet that I got the day the first pet I had died. I thought I had lost it, then I found it along with my watch that was missing, but I didn't care about that in the moment. So now I can't fall asleep because of the adrenaline still running through me, so watching you is helping calm down. ❤

[@alyssacant6455]

'youre definantly not a PDF' had me almost rolling on the floor omfg

[@idk.k0]

The intro deserves a true Oscar and I really appreciate how she’s tired but still filming 😭❤ I love you kris

[@IcyIris_]

fr ❤🥰

[@P1p3r_i_Guess]

3:42 *fumbles words* Kris: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAĦĦĦHAHAHAAHHÆÄÆHHHĦ *seconds pass* Kris: let’s continue ☺️❤🕊️

[@PartyHorse42699]

16:00 OK, that kid needs a therapist NOW. That is NOT normal behavior, at all. I mean, I could see dropping a big rock on a frog, because frogs are gross, but also small, like a big bug, & less sentient, but that's it. Stabbing another kid, hurting a cat, all of that on top of the other stuff, that's incredibly disturbing. - - There's a clear & severe lack of empathy & compassion within that child, & at 6 y/o no less. That's extremely worrisome.

[@emilyzee7483]

When I was six I choked a kid because they bullied me none stop. It got ot the point where I tried to tell the adults but nothing changed. So I snapped. The kid was fine and I felt awful about it afterwards! And the kid never messed with me again. Yet I was the only one to get in trouble even though they bullied me relentlessly.

[@nataliee.237]

m not even joking i started tearing up at the frog but started CRYING for the cat😭😭

[@PartyHorse42699]

@@nataliee.237 Frogs, are barely sentient. I understand they can be cute to some, but they are creatures that can't see anything unless it's moving, are cold blooded & can be boiled alive, & can't be used for anything besides drugs or poisons depending on the situations. - Cats are incredibly intelligent & emotional creatures. Far more deserving of empathy & compassion. Case & point: Family Guy. - They were able to do a dead frog joke that lasted several minutes, but when Peter killed Quagmire's cat, they couldn't even show it on screen.

[@LuckyRosado13]

The frogs are one thing. The cat? I kinda wonder why the kid wasn’t being watched around something like a kitten/cat. That sounds, partially, like poor supervision by the caregiver.

[@PartyHorse42699]

@@LuckyRosado13 That's the thing about most mothers of children of serial killers, they often don't see any issues, & therefore don't supervise as well.

[@buttersmoother907]

the intros get more unhinged every day and I'm eating that shit up✨✨💃💃

[@Rotted_brain_]

Oml the Willy wonky start of “good morning star shine the earth says hello”🫶😂

[@tonyjardina9019]

The British voice for the first story was perfect

[@Billdabestest]

Yesh! except we call it A&E, otherwise, spot on!

[@JohnDoe-tt6en]

Yes, I especially enjoyed that one.

[@Starsongzz]

17:26 okay I might’ve gone to school with a kid who’s a killer and I’m just now realizing it, he also stabbed a kid with a pencil because his hand was too close to his desk, that was 4th grade. I stood too close to him in line in the 3rd grade and he hauled his foot back and kicked me in my ACL as hard as he could. That was the first time I wanted to fight someone. He also beat a teacher with his fists in like 7th or 8th grade and we all stared in horror but none of us knew how to react since we were like 13-14. The way he stared at us always vaguely reminded me of a malevolent, disgusted scientist. He freaked out the kid with autism (me) that’s how you know he had something going on…

[@EthansGreatestLife]

The random pause from reading and then screaming was crazy 🤣🤣

[@FreeLoveForAll]

I just got back from rehab and I cannot tell you HOW much I missed you, Kris. Thank you for doing what you do ❤Lots of love

[@K4RS0N._.15._.4._.THERIAN]

0:13 amazing scene, like, I couldn’t even tell that was edited, amazing 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@Rylee-c1g]

I'm supposed to be doing homework and trying in vain to conceal my laughter as Kris narrates everything. 🤣🤣

[@sandrabaulch]

I was waiting for a punchline on the step-siblings thing. Like, this whole tirade of regret, and then finishing with... "That's right: we ate Mum's bday cake between us and blamed the dog. Sorry."

[@hollyolsen6246]

Right I was thinking the same thing 😂 I guess bc of the way it was written? Definitely thought that there was going to be a punchline there.

[@kieran7675]

Literally, like one of those "I'm so awful, I cheated on my wife, I don't know how she'll forgive me when we play Monopoly again" type things lmao

[@markuhler2664]

Glad I wasn't the only one.

[@apo....4735]

Can we all just appreciate how great her eyes match with the hoodie color?!? Kris once again you leave us stunned with your awesome looks, the thought and effort you put in these videos and of course the comedy!! Also the accents - SLAYYY🔥 Keep doing whatever you like and we will be here to support you❤

[@IcyIris_]

fr fr, SLAYYYYY🔥❤

[@davidharper4971]

Hey Kris, it was so awesome and surprising to get to meet you and your mom the other day in the garden center area of Walmart. You natural fun energy and kindness really made my day. Good luck on the rest of your move to Texas. One of your biggest fans, David from Coleman, Texas.

[@JackDespero]

When I was 13 I created my guild on Ragnarok Online and I managed to gather quite a group of people over the following couple of years. Most of them knew my age, but I was also very active in the forums of the server and most people there thought that I was 18 at least. Looking back, it is quite funny to think about a 15 y.o. organizing a group of people anywhere from 13 (my brother) to 35 (our oldest member at the time). I still look at those days with nostalgia and I think they were amazing. I wouldn't change them even if I could.

[@marysbigpimp]

Im 50 and played a game where a 15yo created one and it grew fast. The oldest was in his 60s. It’s cool that you gathered such an awesome crowd! I hope you can keep doing that with other games.

[@JackDespero]

@Anti_Social_Butterfly863 In my case, I feel the opposite. I think that 20 strangers on the Internet new a lot about me and I never felt unsafe, nor was I ever taken advantage of. I am not sayhing that children should do it, I am just saying that I was quite lucky and I do not regret it. Heck, I even crossed my country on a bus travelling alone to meet them in person on an anime convention.

[@MINNOW_ON_PAWS]

Kris: "I'd come home with black eyes and he threw rocks at me." Me: "Full name? Location? Weapon of choice? Slow? Painful?" NO ONE FUCKS WITH THE QUEEN.

[@amandar4689]

7:25 not me checking if Jennifer Coolage is a guest on your pod 😂

[@jessicaholscher4097]

6:42 i think they posted their fanfic on the wrong website

[@milostinkybreath5182]

😂🤣😅

[@ayelemensah8816]

I thought it was definitely supposed to be a misdirect. Like that the end OP would say “we got drunk and puked on the living room carpet!” And it wouldn’t actually be anything sexual like we were clearly lead to believe. But then it just cut off?!

[@K1tchi]

"GoOd MoRnInG sTaR sHiNe ThE eArTh SaYs hElLO" she's in her nature gurly phase 😂😂🤣🤣 (edit) OMG 400 LIKES!? 500!?

[@t.ellevision]

With a twist of a Johnny Depp phase 😉

[@K1tchi]

Yas@@t.ellevision

[@frankiegrenier7301]

Or her Hair phase.

[@K1tchi]

yasss@@frankiegrenier7301

[@K1tchi]

@@Solènelamigonnelicorne ¡La tía Kris realmente solo publica sus videos divertidos los miércoles!❤

[@Zeno_wolf]

"incest is wrong" Haha tell that to Lucifer from hazbin hotel VRchat 😂

[@brandythompson2171]

Im glad someone out there says that as well😂❤ "good morning starshine the earth says hello" its on the johnny depp chocolate factory movie but i remember it from an old song lol ❤

[@rionka]

YOUR JENNIFER COOLIDGE ACCENT IS AMAZING AND IM CRYING HERE 😂

[@jenjoestar.]

She has her mannerisms down too🤣🤣

[@Abigail-ud2pt]

I’ve watched this video so many times that I have memorized the intro. ❤ I love your content

[@Pkman0099]

“Ohh yeah I forgot about an ambulance” ambulances are expensive “ ohh they are American” I felt that one😂

[@ashleyfisher-bg9eb]

I’m a 13 year old and I don’t have any social media except KZbin. I watch you and Sam and Colby and that’s like it but I get how the internet can be a dangerous place if you aren’t watching the right people or talking to the right people. Thanks Kris for everything love you ❤️❤️❤️

[@4fNReal-]

Im SOOOOOOOOO excited for your future Kris!!!! EVERYONE deserves happiness, like yours!!!!

[@Tacos64]

8:23 It is NOT illegal if it's your step sibling, because technically you're not actually related. The could legally get married. (In the US, Idk about other countries)

[@Knusablue08]

I feel like the whole step sibling thing is such a grey area. You're not related by blood so it's not illegal or incest technically but it has the sibling term in it which throws everything off.

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Family is not just a blood relationship. I would feel very uncomfortable doing anything sexual with someone I grew up with. They're practically like my family. People need to stop reducing everything to biology or the law. Incest with adopted family or in laws or step family members is morally wrong. End of story, goodbye

[@Tacos64]

@@cooliostarstache5474 It is wrong, and gross, I didn't say it wasn't. I just said that for some f'd up reason it's legal.

[@Knusablue08]

@@cooliostarstache5474 it is gross and wrong if you grew up with them yes. If your both older adults and your parents just decided to get married and you don't even live together then it's a different story. Still a weird but not the same as growing up together or adopting someone. That's messed up

[@PossiblyAVampyre]

I think it definitely depends on whether or not you grew up with that person and if you see each other as siblings. In that case it would be weird. But sometimes parents remarry when their children are adults, and in that case, you don't even know each other, and it could be excused.

[@CrewAnne87]

Lol love How Peete got sacrificed to the sand worms of Dune 😂

[@roxanelvgsch]

Perfect, yeah!!!

[@avocadotoast1234]

Kris changing voices is like 🇺🇸🇸🇦🇨🇳🇻🇳🇹🇭🇬🇧🇨🇴🇹🇷🇺🇦🇧🇼🇨🇦🇰🇷🇮🇹🇦🇷

[@4rt3m1sskies]

Not a doctor or anything but I’m an AP psychology student- it sounds like signs of the kid possibly having antisocial personality disorder. It’s something typically common within males (not always!) and shows at a younger age in life, and a lot of younger individuals who do it do have a tendency to harm animals and not feel remorse for what they do (and the same applies to what they do to actual humans) so kinda hope that kid gets tested to see if he might possibly have something like that based on what the DSM-5 states as symptoms.

[@estiebestie]

@T-R-O-L-L-E-D shut up

[@angelcake1617]

I just love how Kris can always complement us, so here is my compliment for you Kris, I love how you provide us entertainment, happiness and can be such a kind amazing person ❤😊

[@chantellenicolesong]

The best intro I have ever seen for no reason it was just funny I watched the “ good morning starshine “ bit 2 times b4 I saw the ball part❤😂😂😂😂

[@Saimeren]

3:20 Uber put out a statement recently saying that they're putting a stop to that. They said that they're not an ambulance service and it isn't going to happen going forward.

[@CheerCrafts]

You are my favorite Chris you are the thing that I look forward to every single time you post I get so excited please keep doing what you do. You are amazing.

[@CheerCrafts]

By the way, how’s Caleb

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

We all truly ❤ you Auntie Kris

[@The_IDK_Nightly]

18:41 I was designing C.C. Afton when she said this 😂

[@michaelmcanally8468]

There’s a difference between kids messing around and stabbing someone with a pencil because they wouldn’t give him a toy he wanted. This is sociopathic behavior, and if his parents don’t start talking to him about his behavior it’s just going to escalate.

[@laus9953]

it's the parents who need "talking to" - after their sprout has been taken away for good from them

[@cats1970]

When they're 6 they still have a good change with intervention. It won't create capacity for empathy, but they can learn how to get their anger out in a way that won't put them in jail. They can learn to use manipulation in a suitable career, to convince people to volunteer the things they want. Untreated kids with his problems have terrible prospects in life. Prison, addiction, depression and poverty. This mom chooses to fuck over her child so she can feel like a good mother in a happy healthy family.

[@michaelmcanally8468]

@@cats1970 Lol, they either go to prison, become scientists, or become corporate executives. I read a study that spoke about brain scans conducted on known diagnosed psychopaths. It found that there is a physiological difference between those brains that were certifiably psychotic, and those that were considered "normal," and while it did find that a healthy proportion of candidates did manifest their psychopathy violently, there was also a portion of the test cases that become corporate executives. What was even more interesting, is the scientist who conducted the research, had his own brain scanned and his brain had the same physiological abnormalities as the test cases. The difference they concluded, between the doctor, and those who became violent, was the fact that most of the test cases came from abusive homes, or had great tragedies befall them to set them off on destructive tangents. The doctor, however, had been raised in a loving, supportive environment, and had strong family ties. Just one more bit of evidence that our DNA is not the root of our behavior, its the environment we grow up in.

[@Saimeren]

Look, the thing about RING cameras is that they're there for protection. Nobody is sitting there in the evening combing through their doorbell footage for no reason just to be a creep. They're only looked at when something happens. If there's a camera facing your door, you're also essentially protected, as long as the neighbor who's camera it is is cool and would be willing to let you check the footage if something happened to your place. It's not creepy to have a neighbor have a camera on their front door.

[@paulelderson934]

I feel like it's pretty fair to request the camera not facing directly to the front of their apartment. The side mount really fixes that issue without anyone having to compromise though. No reason for the neighbor to act this way honestly.

[@annadickey5752]

I love it when you read the confessions in Jennifer's voice!!! ❤❤❤

[@CrewAnne87]

Lol love How Pete got sacrificed to the sand worms of Dune 😂

[@frans91]

So from what I remember from a while back the issue was people started using Uber over emergency services in order to save money. The issue is that puts the risk and liability on the Uber driver. If the passengers condition worsens, or worse they die, the driver is stuck and could get sued and all sorts of stuff. Just sharing what I vaguely remember! Hope the move goes well!!

[@Musicalfan69420]

how is that Jennifer Coolidge impression so good omg

[@Purplies_ryujin]

I love when kris posts cause her honestly talking kinda calms me down and her calm voice!

[@zannadunstrand6289]

14:47 THE ”WOOP-WOOP”-SIREN-IMITATION DIRECTLY AFTER BEING SO SERIOUS IS KILLING ME DUDE 😂😂😂💀 I’ve been watching it soooo many times no dying lauging. That’s amazing 😂😂😂

[@xoxo.l1v13]

the start with the song thing after she hit Pete sounding like it said “comeeee gettttt your dinnerrrrrrrrrrrr”😭

[@maddiecrosby3899]

Thank you so much for making content! I've been going through a lot and your videos have gotten me through. Given me something positive and fun to focus on! You are amazing! Thank you for being there for us even when you don't know you are! ❤

[@chayafries6644]

that one story about the kid hurting animals sounds like its straight up from "Welcome To Hell" like that kid is literally Sock

[@wolvesrock777]

Your Jennifer Coolidge impression is pretty good lol

[@larabijkerk7848]

As a fellow sleep deprived person, I can say that this video has exactly the vibe that I was looking for. I really enjoyed the chaotic silliness of it al. Thank you Kris, I loved it! p.s. Somehow I enjoyed the first 18 seconds way too much!😂

[@IRISILUROMI]

YH Aunty Chris tell her. Those impressions got me hard🤣😂🤣😂

[@prachijain1887]

sir- wha- OHHHHH you mean you laughed

[@IRISILUROMI]

@@prachijain1887 ur mind is fucked up

[@RachelKDS]

"Unless you're watching me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that edit lmfaoooooo

[@sa1ts777]

the stuttering at the start is so real😭-

[@Starsongzz]

21:21 omg your sweater matches your eyes I just noticed and it made me so happy

[@dangerouslydelicate9392]

Kris your such an amazing person. Thank you for you being you.

[@xOddFrogx]

Kris always have the strangest yet funniest intros

[@Jazzey14]

18:10 speaking of murders and serial killers, can you please do a video on Brian Cohee if you haven’t already? I understand if not😅. The investigation and crime itself is VARY dark.

[@Logan-zl7xi]

I can relate to the lack of sleep, I'm so tired. 😭 Love you Kris!❤

[@booknerd9850]

3:44 The op is definitely not the A-hole, the girlfriend though is as she refused to get an Uber, which would have taken her there as she's not being sick or in high active labour (someone who is dilated enough to push, or their water hasn't broken yet which could cause permanent stains and funky smells), she doesn't have a licence to drive, nor would she be in any fit state to drive with damage to her ankle, plus she's not insured on his vehicle. So she had three options that were safe to do: 1. Wait for him to sober up enough to drive. 2. Call an Uber. 3. Call an ambulance.

[@Chaos_WolfAC]

17:12 it happens often with people you love, they look over their wrong doings because they love them and think they can do no wrong, like with serial killers family's.

[@GachaLiv35]

The fact she said “Good morning” And I’m watching this in the morning is crazy 🩷

[@idaveje383]

I love your confession and AITA videos!

[@Layla-u7z4w]

I KNOW ITS A DAMN GOOD DAY WHEN KRIS POSTS

[@donkeysophiageorge6532]

Kris's accents made me feel like I was LIVING these stories, not listening to them. And the switch from British to NY had me dying 😂

[@PhSyCo-B-oCh]

Paused @ 3:33, ride shair like uber will take you to the hospital, i broke my ankle and Lyft took me to the ER, it was about $20.00, wayyy cheaper than ambulance.

[@sigma1551]

18:52 That voice is on point! 😂

[@AshleyStringer-q3v]

I would love your channel and the content you make it is so interesting and fun to watch

[@manjukumarks]

Kris’s unique way of bringing humor into the confessions while keeping the sincerity of each story is nothing short of brilliant.