Losing Brain Cells watching 5 Min Crafts

Well, they did it again. They made me more dumb then I already am. Still fun to watch though!
If you want me to attempt some 5 min crafts LIKE the video, lets get it to 100k LIKES and I will suffer through the crafts lol.
Don't forget to SUB and don't forget to have an amazing day you beautiful person you.
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Cut by Jason Christopher Mayer
IG: @jayjaymay

[@kallmekris]

Hope you all are having a magical day!! If you wanna see me attempt some ridiculous 5 min crafts lets get the video to 100K likes >:) Remember to stay weird my friends.

[@LittleKingdom3]

The magical day came because you posted. ❤️❤️❤️

[@Millysflowerfeild]

Do it, please *I beg you*

[@potatoesmasher8325]

Love you Kris! These crafts are hilarious

[@annabelrosemalam]

Kris ily x

[@goaway1821]

i mean its been a few minutes and almost 3K likes so I think we can do it!!!

[@jennyw5904]

“The bear wasn’t quite a FAN of her…” “People are dying Tom” I’m crying 😂

[@user-ev8jc7uo1v]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@georgie3394]

Same

[@KYNGA100]

So are their families

[@quas3r__]

*shh let me make an eddsworld reference* Tom would know that bears are killing people. Wouldn't he.

[@djk9281]

@@quas3r__ *ah I see another eddsworld fan* *also yes, yes tom would*

[@wingtonvibes5024]

Tom: „The bear wasn’t a Fan of her“ Other reporter: „People Are dying Tom!” Tom: “Dying of laughter”….

[@Littlemzstrxwberry]

Yes

[@Dltt0]

I get it, he is DYING of laughter

[@elijahroller6471]

Haha

[@ragingbisexual7182]

"People are dying Kim!" 😂😂😂

[@duckiexramen4384]

@@ragingbisexual7182 Tom😅

[@MadalynTrupka]

i like how in the first one they ignore the fact that gravity doesnt work that way, the piss wouldnt climb up the tube and onto the ground, you would just have piss on yourself and the car seat

[@sam-9078]

I forgot where from, but im pretty sure water and similar liquids do behave that way. As long as the tubing's exit is lower than the elevation of the source, it will flow upwards then down and out.

[@thedrunkmonk8386]

@@sam-9078 Siphons basically have to be full of liquid to keep flowing though

[@johanrojassoderman5590]

Yes, the way self-siphoning works is by utilizing the weight of the water on the opposite end of the apex point to create suction. Compare it to hanging a rope over a stick. The rope is going to fall to the side with the most weight, which is the side with the longest piece of rope (assuming uniform weight distribution and that both ends hangs freely). If the side #1 rope is super long but side #2 has a greater fall height, the rope will still fall in the direction of side #2, pulling along all the rope from side #1. This, however, is basically trying to push the rope up to the apex point.

[@metalboy5150]

@@sam-9078 I think it's Bernoulli's theorem or something like that.

[@cobralily-wd1gl]

Lol

[@jynxthaclown3995]

I love kris because she’s like “I’m so hungover” and the shouts out these two little girls LMFAO

[@moonlightforever]

She seriously needs a makeup channel because her makeup is always SO BEAUTIFUL

[@Chris7265]

Ik

[@garvdeipsingh8261]

Facts.

[@H0RNIH0URS]

IKR (^^)

[@TemmZ]

Ikr

[@cutieroisin_channel]

IDK

[@R2debo_]

I never see anyone say anything about how FLAWLESS HER EYELINER ALWAYS LOOKS

[@veryhot624]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@mcmilkshake6070]

Hello

[@David-ve5iq]

Oliver did.

[@sky_warriorak1685]

Stolen comment

[@powers9357]

Fax!

[@nyanroblox-be9sj]

I'm sitting here Appreciating how much effort she puts into her videos. Even if she's hungover she's still a KZbin queen!

[@kellybinns2126]

As a mosquito control field technician I will say this: USE BUG SPRAY FOR MOSQUITOES!

[@meaganabney1698]

That sounds like a very itchy job

[@haydenfrol]

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ are you implying that Jesus would be a better mosquito repellent than bug spray?

[@KayFurs]

​@haydenfrol lol the person u @ ed got their Channel removed :P

[@idriveucrazy9907]

"I’ll never drink alcohol again" is literally the biggest lie EVER

[@DATNIGGA42069]

Ur not wrong

[@Ayuu321]

If I had 10,000 and me and my friend says who ever told the biggest lie and Kirs over hears it she would say this story she won

[@NoobSploder]

800th liker :)

[@sugarprincess3836]

kris: its handy tho thatVeganTeacher: oh, so the TORTURE of flies is handy, now, is it???

[@blurzyz6115]

flies can bin done fiddly die

[@sugarprincess3836]

@@blurzyz6115 ikr die flies lol

[@sugarprincess3836]

ikr lol

[@yurihana1]

I can literally hear her saying this 😂😂

[@sugarprincess3836]

@@yurihana1 ikr same

[@lailahamza2953]

5 minute crafts just turned into a commercial break

[@EmOrganically]

7:06 lol Kris, the face on you at this moment speaks volumes, like,... "Yes, catch me on the bus chillin as cool as I am with my convenient PLUNGER-in-a-bag for super easy stability on public transport!" lol ohhhhh deer

[@mafia7947]

Kris in LITERALLY every craft..... *"TF IS THAT???"* 😂😂😂

[@snazzygoldfish9912]

Amazon products 😂

[@caitlintonkin9790]

😂

[@pranika_ia4109]

100th like

[@user-qw2vl1bx1x]

Yeah🤣

[@auroratorres6645]

“The bear wasn’t quite a FAN of her” hahaha That got me laughing so hard lol 😂 🤣 I love Kris, she is so relatable, and her eyeliner always looks amazing 🤩

[@MariBerry]

“People are out here dying, Tom. And you’re making jokes.”

[@Exi27..]

@@MariBerry LOL XDXD

[@s.t.2461]

Amen

[@bowhuntercountry7666]

Haha my brother wouldn't even chuckle

[@whatsinaname4971]

I read bear as beer at first. I might need a nap...

[@_itsjustchurro_]

kris: "who just randomly has sage with them???" sam and colby: "uhhhh"

[@mayleestock7335]

I love you Kris! Just wanted you to know everyone loves you and you are never alone! I saw your video “My Story” I won’t go into detail bc it’s your business, but I love you! I am so glad you are still here to make everyone’s day! Love you!

[@totallynotcarter]

I so want 5-min-crafts to enlist Kris to be that person that is always rolling their eyes at the crafts and then acting SUPER SHOCKED when it works 😂

[@marsh.al.mel0w162]

Lmao just have them in the background yelling about why it won’t work and then being like- 😮

[@ded1446]

Yesss hahahaha

[@betsiebeanie2025]

LoL 😆

[@MO-ster]

At least she'll probably make a video try these hacks

[@icantouchtheskywithjustins5001]

She’d be falling over

[@itsamyox]

"Is everybody out there just shitting their pants and I'm not aware of it" WHEN I SAY I WHEEZED

[@_SP33D]

XDDDDD

[@pink_bows222]

@Tia Jana Same???

[@babyyoda1995]

sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@jordanfreeman-fm4hq]

Me: having a absolutely terrible day and not getting out of bed and crying all day on the phone with my bsf. Kris: being so funny I was very happy and smiling so much 'cause she's so lovely.

[@ashleymartin1466]

are we just not gonna talk about how flawless Kris's makeup

[@idaxius_]

Kris: "My brain isn't working too well because of it.." Also Kris: *manages to remember 2 specific little girls names from her trip while hungover*

[@katythroneberry5521]

This is why I love Kris

[@idaxius_]

Ye

[@kadeallen22432]

Big brain

[@kevina3673]

its not that deep, she said she was on her way.

[@dakshinalovescandy4836]

Lmao

[@blarbsart]

Five minute crafts: Ok the first thing you’re gonna need is Hermione’s magical bag full of random shit…

[@thekidwhothinks4608]

Haha

[@fazorblaze9775]

Haha

[@Its_moshii_mushroom]

I yes

[@discorde4007]

@@thekidwhothinks4608 what point have we reached for haha to autocorrect to lol ;-;

[@diamondj2008]

haha yeah

[@lumitsuasmr7403]

“i don’t know how good this video is gonna be” *proceeds to make an entire newscast about a dumbass craft* still top tier kris content!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@jasoncostanzo5337]

For the record... you already have the precise amount of cake.❤🤗

[@user-vf8qw5od7z]

"She's just trying to get in his pants" LMFAO MADE MY DAY

[@xxdrippinghaloxx1712]

Yes

[@Regbass]

384 likes and 2 comments ? Lol

[@Regbass]

@@RU_HKR thx

[@lady_elington]

“Ma’am? Ma’am?!! You cannot sh- behind the vases!” Kallmekris 2021. This was so funny Edit* thanks for all the likes lol

[@horseyhunters9426]

What’s the Timestamp?

[@sabito_kimetsu]

Also Kallmekris:I’m just gonna go shit in a bush

[@Elijah_-fc9mm]

@@horseyhunters9426 5:02

[@saltypepper3762]

Also Kris, "I'm just gonna go sh*t in a bush"

[@fireruby1882]

🤣yeah

[@Ravenwolf2003]

Kris and her wearing makeup, OMG she so beautiful her makeup skills are fabulous, and we can all agree how stunning kris is and she just makes our day better.

[@turbosingh-and-samiakumar]

I don’t know who would dislike this video or any video of Kris’s because her content is amazing. If someone dislikes it, it’s probably just cause they didn’t understand Kris’s awesome humour. I love Kris so much, she looks so Pretty! I hope this video gets 100K likes!

[@phrog7511]

"Does everyone just have sage in their back pocket now?" **glances over at the sage on my nightstand**

[@jonnybroady1757]

Heh...no 🙂👍

[@keythenbrown9686]

Heh...yes

[@uncleslumbago7594]

Y u got sage on ur nightstand

[@keythenbrown9686]

@@uncleslumbago7594 cause why not

[@dylanblack4753]

@@uncleslumbago7594 It smells nice

[@sandollor]

"I'm just going to go shit in a bush." Look, I don't know how I got here or why I'm even watching this video, but I subbed after that comment. Fucking hilarious and legit cool.

[@mykieproductions]

I read bush as brush

[@alongpongener8997]

And relatable

[@layasrileela1470]

@@mykieproductions 😂😂😂

[@kevindalnas5957]

I love how kris says she’s gonna try to make jokes, but she partied very hard and she still seemed the same and made me laugh just as much

[@mushroom._.frogs..60]

We're here, we're queer.

[@jonathanhill8551]

Kris: Gives her intro Me: And that's why I don't drink.

[@donyadavis2718]

Lol

[@insert_artist_here532]

In regards to the toilet plunger “craft”: My family’s car’s truck door is actually broken so it doesn’t stay up. Solution? A toilet plunger that we bought but never used. Works great

[@shyanacooper6701]

KZbin

[@aashimehrotra783]

Kris: “oh… oh! I just saw ass!” 🤣🤣💀💀💀 I’m dying!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@chasesalvia2598]

16:08 don't do that! Yes the board makes good traction but don't strap it to the tires🤣 you fixing to destroy your tire wells

[@creepypastafan66601]

“I’m Kallmekris, and you can *call me kris* .” Never gets old.

[@s.t.2461]

True!

[@internetchocolate6733]

I mean it’s literally her intro so ye

[@arealfunnyguy2885]

Never.

[@goosegoose5737]

Nobody: Kris: *sees balloons * Also Kris: oranges?

[@thisblazedude]

I can’t believe there are no replies before me (also that killed me)

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

I can’t believe there are no replies before me (also that killed me)

[@gavster630]

I can’t believe there are no replies before me (also that killed me)

[@mushroomsenpai2441]

I can't belive there are no replies before me (also that killed me)

[@breezy_vaulter1311]

I can’t believe there are no replies before me (also that killed me)

[@sierralowell-rd3nr]

The way you know they have given up is that they aren’t even teaching you how they made it anymore. They just by the product

[@irismcconville7090]

“Ohh I love a good mosquito hack!” Literally three seconds later *Sits back in chair*

[@annahivargas4327]

"I'm never drinking again."- every person ever who was hungover She has never felt more human.

[@flynndelano]

What is hungover?? -Every Russian citizen.

[@HH-ni5hm]

yeah I said that and actually did it. The headache I can deal with. But the upset stomach, vomitting and shitting. They dont tell you that. so naah... fuck alcohol.

[@Sofia_847]

@@flynndelano I'm Russian 😳

[@adrianschannel8094]

@@flynndelano lol

[@adrianschannel8094]

@@Sofia_847 nice

[@brandig.1476]

Kris: "don't ride bikes...if you ride bikes nobody likes you" Me: "well mother guess im not riding my bike to school anymore"

[@ashaniaugust8116]

Lol

[@zero0cash]

@All i do is winn wow kzbin.info/www/bejne/rn27nZyViLNopsk Yes

[@CuddleFish17_5]

I SENT THAT CLIP TO MY MOM, SCROLLED DOWN AND SAW THIS COMMENT

[@Bored.Soul2010]

“And where gonna try to get some eduimication in..”😂😂😂😂😂

[@RE-ip5ze]

Strapping a board to your wheel is a good way to still be stuck in the mud and have a destroyed car

[@tiffanylin6936]

I love how our expectations slowly dwindled down to “is this a craft?”

[@lindsaygamache6894]

Kris: "who keeps this stuff around them for these moments??" Also Kris: has a mustache ready "BREAKING NEWS"

[@SuperCocoKiller]

well she was at home plus she can just pause recording to go grab it and resume, cannot say same about 5min craft video.

[@paddymac4130]

@@SuperCocoKiller This just in, Buzz Killington makes an appearance on youtube

[@SuperCocoKiller]

@@paddymac4130 wow you so clever, claps for you, amazing.

[@paddymac4130]

@Jason G Is clever the word of the day or something?

[@justinrios7693]

What is with the comments man its like a gc

[@allanknox8216]

I can't tell you how much I adore Kris and her videos. Two snaps up.

[@Galax_OnVR]

Kallmekris: *makes a joke* Me: * can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣*

[@kyuutatsu]

"You think I'm a fuckin' Shamen?" I died right then and there omg.

[@Strawbiwi]

Rip

[@jxris7c]

R.I.P Jennifer Bauters couse of death: "you think im a fuckin' shamen?" [year they were born]-2021

[@melon4804]

Kris: “just don’t ride bikes, stop it” Everyone from the netherlands watching this: I’m sorry, what? 😃✋

[@joelledieduksman]

lol I have this exact problem (hallo andere nederlanders)

[@itsamyox]

everyone in Cambridge, England be like 'hold my bike' 😂

[@lvw_liz]

@@joelledieduksman k zou niet zonder fietsen kunnen lmao

[@joelledieduksman]

@@lvw_liz lol ik ook niet, en dan ben ik ben ook nog eens te skeer voor openbaar vervoer🥲

[@Dutchwh0re]

DUTCH GANG UNITE.

[@Mochabean_3008]

I love how the fly catcher part where FLIES ARE DYING WHILE THIS TROOM TROOM LADY IS SIPPIN HER ICED TEA LIKE SHES NOT COMMITING MURDER🙌🙌

[@michaelwillard1100]

Holy crap! I haven't seen this one.......I thought I'd seen them all, I'm such a loser lol

[@Allisons1derland]

Kris: "I love a good mosquitoe hack" 5 min craft: "Sage leaves" Kris:" WHAT THE F-

[@Yopersianmama]

Not me having sage leaves in my room 😟

[@QuinnX3D]

WHAT THE FU- FIVE MINUTE CRAFTS

[@Ema50513]

"Is everybody out there just shitting their pants and I'm not aware of it" LMAO

[@cloudziee.commissions]

thus video is just kris reacting to 5 min crafts giving up on life lol! 😂 also love ya kris, your the best!!!

[@marithdekloe]

Me having a string-saw in my bag. 🤣

[@Lovely6375]

She literally has such a fun personality I would love to be friends with her 😭😭❤❤❤

[@prachikalkar2493]

Yeah me too❣️

[@fankid5093]

Honestly same

[@hylianchampion8867]

Who wouldn't want to be friends with her, lets be real.

[@zoeypraisebobst6120]

So true

[@mynameis_idk_7531]

Ikr 😭😭

[@abi.005]

kris: “my brain doesn’t work because i’m hungover” me: no worries kris, my brain doesn’t work when i’m sober lol (this was funnier in my head)

[@insertnamehere3392]

Still funny

[@willarcher2353]

nah it was funny

[@ashaniaugust8116]

Lol 😂

[@abi.005]

@@CaptainTuba i was just leaving a comment at a very poor attempt of being funny, i didn’t think my ‘execution’ would affect if it made you laugh or not lol

[@CaptainTuba]

@@abi.005 Ooft ok mb sorry 😶

[@hi_im_angie]

Those skewered eggs would just explode.

[@cottencat]

Can we appreciate how she still post even tho she wanna throw up and being hangover but still posts for us😍

[@chicloveliness295]

the fact that it’s either “buy this.” or “urinate in this” for me.

[@CJs-Life]

Honestly kris literally makes my day better. I’ve had such a bad day today and she’s just made me feel so much better.

[@shreks_mommy]

@cheezecake gaming …?

[@k1ranay1ana85]

@cheezecake gaming what-

[@Gloozer_]

@cheezecake gaming lol

[@losingit8745]

Same here

[@briahnamoore1435]

Not for me :(

[@Warners_Love]

The toilet plunger one tho, like i take the public bus to go to school and come back but there's never a seat and I have to hold onto a pole or something for support cus I'm too short and can't reach the top.

[@Rgoid]

Kallmekris is all “Listen to me, don’t do any of this, do things my way and my way only.”

[@sethlegray8230]

I love the way Kris's got angry at the 5 minute crafts and the life straw then calms down and explains how she has a life straw

[@prisonmike1834]

Ikr 😂

[@lilylaramie2017]

Kris: "Only serial killers carry wire saws" Me, a backpacker: looks over at wire saw laying with my backpack...

[@blackberry.8]

Anna oop-

[@hannamaenathalieconcepcion9180]

Too much horror movies hahahaha

[@anamazing2297]

Dun dun daaaaaaaa!!!

[@dawnkirk4175]

😂😂

[@user-sc1mg7pp9e]

Oop

[@kemal6039]

10:19 I love how Jay censored Schrute instead of sh*t 😂😂

[@KRMurdy]

Always get excited when someone recognizes the existence of Montana. I'm like "hey! I live there!"

[@aarinipatel9958]

She can literally be a news reporter I would watch news everyday. Can someone asks her to be in a movie PLEASE ❤️❤️

[@Saturn_theartist]

I'm a movie director

[@efrainvelazquez6781]

@@Saturn_theartist I- I WANNA WORK FOR U

[@chara_thechocolatequeen2491]

Agreed

[@fathimathshareen2375]

@@Saturn_theartist dude i just read your about page and wtf bro i think you need to go to counseling

[@_cybrix_]

That moment when the bar is set so low that a 5 min craft gets complemented for actually being a craft.

[@Tiny_LightTBHK]

ikr

[@ivanpetrov5255]

2 pieces of cardboard, half cut - if that is a craft, the bar is underground.

[@docbbs2438]

again so funny kris even with your hangover the bear story had me stitches

[@katiecoulter8395]

I love how she blanks out some swear words but not all of them 😂

[@masongandalf7523]

I thoroughly believe 5 minute crafts has just turned into: “Magical bag of Random Contributions!” 😂

[@Iz-a-meee-MaRiO]

Doras backpack be like :

[@denawellington8546]

@@Iz-a-meee-MaRiO I KNOW RIGHT!!! 🤣

[@talbertswaby2636]

This is literally most facts of 2021

[@shanay911]

“I’m never drinking alcohol ever again” -quote by: Every human who ever drank to much alcohol

[@jamalstevington6282]

ballz in yo jawzz yo jawzzz ballz in yo jawzzzz

[@namjoonsoldmyjamsfor3dolla404]

Me saying that knowing damn well that I’m drinking again

[@skiiscott3812]

@@jamalstevington6282 sussy baka😳

[@zombiepuppu]

@@jamalstevington6282 CAN I PUT MA-

[@jamalstevington6282]

@@skiiscott3812 shut up

[@suereid3806]

Remember the good ol' days when 5 minute crafts was actually CRAFTS

[@jackiescarborough8556]

I know this is a year later but i just want to say you made my day so much better. I recently broke up w/ my bf and he went to date my best friend immediately and i miss him so much, i haven't stopped crying. I just hope she makes him happier...

[@tinatorp7147]

7:01 yes. Because I carry a plunger around with me all the time 😂😂

[@danika.hayleigh]

Obviously just incase the ground doesn’t flush 😂 don’t want to be rude

[@walleclyde8759]

I always carry a plunger with me in case I see a bald man. I ain't giving up that prime opportunity. /s

[@catsoflotusandrooted]

“I just saw ass, I feel like I should have paid for that.” I literally can’t stop laughing. You’re funny, wow. 🤣 In the most subtle ways, got me cracking up over here.

[@sambreunig3442]

More like “ I just saw ayasssss

[@Iamtheantihero]

"Is that eggs? What? Does that work? What? Eggs?" Got me rolling

[@annaalexia3665]

To prevent mosquitoes from pestering you while hiking, just throw wormwood into the fire

[@t3ddybe4r49]

I laughed my face off when she said “ hey Tammy the bear is right in front of you”

[@Undefinedde]

Tammys kid my mom died from a bear😭

[@Vicky_minaj]

Same

[@elizabethschuman4333]

Ik 😭

[@lfroblox-queen5585]

Same that whole interview

[@daniellemorton3697]

Ikr ahahahh

[@haileyskeete368]

I can just picture one of kris's charters religiously following 5 minutes crafts

[@xenagabby9501]

I feel like it would be Gunther...

[@earl296]

I think it will be the kids

[@briesaunders3857]

Yaass. Riley!!!! Or Misha or surge. Any of them kiddos.

[@mr.wheelchairperson8963]

@Abby…ash oh I don’t think it’s one or the other. They both totally would.

[@chadfalardeau5396]

Chad seems like he'd be fascinated by them

[@Itz_GlitchyAsh]

Kris: “who carries sage in their pocket” Me: couldn’t be me *looks around awkwardly*

[@glenjennett]

Did you notice the one clip with the sign that said "Music Festival 2020"? So when we were supposed to be social distancing, 5 Minute Crafts is throwing a festival to encourage people to party, nice job.

[@thenarcolepticdevil9290]

I like kris’s content because she has exciting commentary such as “water” and “eggs?”

[@kaykay7350]

I just found it

[@JimmyButBetter]

eg with extra g

[@BeautifullyBookish95]

Fun story: while camping at the beach as a kid, my dad wanted to teach us determination and so he took that emergency wire saw and spent the entire evening sawing a log we found in the beach in half.

[@justprivateinformation2669]

Wait that’s how y’all are changing pants, I’m out here doing it in reverse.

[@Cheezbuckets]

The first “craft” makes me so upset you’d have to pee with so much force to get it to go over the car door and out the window! How dare you make me look at this, Kris. XD

[@jackguns_]

When’s the character that religiously follows 5 minute crafts coming 😂

[@jennifercerda9019]

I am dying😂 watching her trying to get up

[@jadadouglas8529]

Kris: Hungover and still does the most flawless eyeliner Me: Sober and cant even draw a circle

[@kiomaelouch7192]

Meeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rebeccawicks9432]

Had to go back a couple of times when Kris goes ‘Hey Rebecca’ her accents are amazing 😂

[@Sincerely_B643]

I LOVE YOUR VID SO MUCH YOU REACTING TO THIS SHOWS HOW RELATABLE U ARE!

[@jenniferbyrd608]

Hungover Kris is my whole vibe.

[@totally_real9981]

Kris: who’s carrying around *beep* wire saws?! Scouts: ……. Me

[@idraw3229]

Yet again, Kris has never made us fail to smile, how can she be so talented and funny at the same time-

[@idraw3229]

@Bruh Bruh dude look at Ur pfp💀-

[@richardkerman9068]

True she hasn't let us down

[@bernardmolan2976]

Never failed to make us smile

[@FantasyTheSloth]

How could you get 211 likes in 40 minutes QwQ

[@FantasyTheSloth]

@Bruh Bruh Shut up... you literally are being a jerk for absolutely NO REASON 😑

[@detective_potatobud5549]

Ooh after that phone charging exercise, I'm gonna have the buffest fingers in the village!

[@thedrunkmonk8386]

Haha, the windup charger makes me laugh. Saw the math once, it's something crazy like 10 hours of cranking to get an hour of charge :'D

[@cassaundrapress6304]

“Who’s carrying around wire saws? That’s something a serial killer has” Me who’s been left in the middle of nowhere as a kid by my own parents and carries around a tactical kit everywhere: 🥺

[@gsiya4023]

bruh what?

[@cassaundrapress6304]

@@gsiya4023 I bought a tactical kit because of so many young mothers and their children have been going missing in my area lately. I have a bunch of little gadgets on me at all times now 🤣

[@bobraekevelt7953]

@@cassaundrapress6304 thats weird I have a blade necklace. You should really get a blade instead, they just sell them and are very useful and more feared. Also maybe like a long distance weapon like a heavy purse, keeps kidnappers farther away then any close combat weapon

[@cassaundrapress6304]

@@bobraekevelt7953 I actually train in close combat. It's my profession lol. But I always have some distance combat tools on me.

[@cassaundrapress6304]

@@bobraekevelt7953 thank you for the tip about the blade necklace though. I'll look into it