The Nightmare Nursery - Monsters, Misguided #3

[@lorebooks5230]

_where's the _*_FLOWER SAUCE_*

[@Undomaranel]

It's frozen, you donkey >:(

[@datwistermanx93]

Put these two pieces of bread on your head, now what are you?

[@Serpentking789]

To fit the theme of plant-based monsters, it would probably be Barometz sauce. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetable_Lamb_of_Tartary www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/plants/barometz/

[@ToryuMau]

... The stake is still GASSY! D^B(

[@treyowens4014]

Finally a man of culture like myself

[@Laantin]

Wait. They requested a well known MEAT chef for vegetarians. Might as well rub salt and pepper in his wounds and slow roast at 300° F for 45 minutes to an hour.

[@PaxTorumin]

I hope he left a hunting guide as well, otherwise it might cost them a few monks to figure out how best to harvest the ingredients minimal casualties.

[@nonya1366]

"Throw your party at the problem until they resolve it, or until you run out of party members."

[@RikkuTakanashi]

Actually it's stated earlier in the videos the monks tell him what to kill and how to kill it so they already know how.

[@Nyrufa]

They're monks, and there's 600 of them. I think they got it covered. :D

[@KVR5816]

Hes straight up smashin that kitchen hand lads

[@jamescretchley9949]

fabian gets around often, it seems

[@Lucarioguild7]

The sexual tension between them was thick enough for Chef Betelli to cut with his knife

[@Potato-pn8sg]

@@Lucarioguild7 wonder how it'd taste...

[@aeditrix_1]

I want more information on the whole offshore kingdom thing

[@sparky2ben127]

A princess a squid and a botched public execution

[@proxy1359]

I've seen enough h***ai jokes to see where this is going...

[@justjoking5252]

Oh my!

[@feedbacking6306]

I agree

[@emraper77]

same

[@vdsora32]

You could have just gave the monster as is. Instead you went above and beyond and made a story to explain this. This was fantastic

[@hugeladpluscat]

That's one of the things I love about this channel

[@bryanwilson825]

Love these, but can't use the first one. My players will all be going "Feed me Seymour" with in minutes

[@draleokong6796]

You know if you didn’t bring it up I wouldn’t have had to say it, but noooow... FEED ME SEYMOUR

[@fantoonstic]

it's just a mean green mother from outer space

[@biancabrooks280]

SamBam Bless

[@HankJ666]

*FEED ME ALL NIGHT LONG!*

[@sky-_-3905]

Drama club geeks? I know how you feel... *I am one*

[@zeterzero4356]

Is that a bulette pulling his cart. This chef is a badass. Love your style as always and great critters. This series is fun.

[@lemonhead1571]

...Nice that I can finally put Bulettes to scale with life, the pictures in the Manuel make it seem huge.

[@somerandomguy844]

just about to comment on that. I wholeheartedly agree. Subterranean travel has much less traffic!

[@Thegee03]

Lolololol I pray my party never sees this. When they were still lvl 5 I dm’d a session with a Bulette as the BBEG’s pet. If they find out they can tame one I am a dead man

[@TheFearsomeRat]

Pathfinder Bulettes are a lot larger :/ And aren't chonky like D&D's, I hope if I get a chance to DM my players never ask to try and get one of those, since well it's Size Huge, and while it's not a massive threat like a Dragon of similar size it ain't a push over either.

[@ASquared544]

@@Thegee03 Do not permit your players to use Dragonmarks if you don't want them to tame Bulettes... or Hydras... or Manticores... or any monstrosity with an intelligence of at most 3, okay, the Mark of Handling is ridiculous.

[@bleflar9183]

My dad had a chef character too. She even wrote a book "with a pan in the underdark" after a long campaign in the underdark where that character made fancy dishes out of monsters, plants, mushrooms and some stuff that cannot really be assigned to those categhories. Edit: I forgot to writa "a pan."

[@pretzelbomb6105]

Bleflar “And this is my Subterranean Surprise!” “What’s the surprise?” “Heck if I know, it changes every time.”

[@Arenuphis]

Seems, dungeon meshi isn't the only tale of adventurer chefs

[@thedamnguy2896]

Your dad plays dnd? Damn that's cool

[@bleflar9183]

@@thedamnguy2896 Wanna know something even cooler? My parents accually first met at a d&d session.

[@thedamnguy2896]

@@bleflar9183 bro Stop making me jealous

[@turnt_barbarian]

I'm blatantly stealing this whole thing for my home campaign. This is so good!!!

[@Kanekuo]

That's the whole point of this series, go nuts!

[@flooflord9187]

I second that, these are amazing!

[@badroady]

"Excuse me sir, but my Needle-Steak seems to have farted."

[@proxy1359]

Uh oh-

[@lordofmusic4207]

Someone get the cleric and maybe the druid

[@scribblerstudios9895]

And possibly a alchemist

[@-Commit-arson-]

And get a bard in here just cause

[@Cyriakx]

I love the subplot with the half orcette.

[@thoren7842]

Why is all of his content well made, creative and entertaining. Tis be witchcraft I say, we must see if he floats!

[@TheeOK1]

Nonono, anything can float, we must get together and weigh him.

[@thoren7842]

@@TheeOK1 How foolish of me you're right and if he weighs as much as a duck then HE SHALL BURN!

[@jerrin1528]

If they float they must burn for their heresy!

[@tntengineer2330]

I know he's a witch, he turned me into a newt!

[@elderanafurhat6077]

yep +5 swim check

[@purepoetxix]

this is so freaking good, outstanding story telling, and very creative/unique monsters!!!

[@nuhelder1651]

1:49: Me ( a blowgun using character): ooof, right in the feels

[@SinfulLapis]

Fabian absolutely be sharing a "Good Rest" with that Half-Orc Chef Assistant 👀

[@TigirlakaLaserwolf6]

'filled with gasses from decomposition' Did you mean: highly explosive?

[@Kanekuo]

I considered giving it an explosive death throe if killed with fire damage, but i figured thatd be a bit much lol

[@proxy1359]

Where'd I leave that Greek fire...

[@fattytan1377]

I mean yeah the gasses are actually explosives. Not muck better than gunpowder but it exists

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

BRAIN-EXPANDING JUICE! If I can pick pocket the leg off a Cow... I think I can pick pocket the pollen off these plants too

[@peterwhite6415]

... did the cow notice its misisng leg?

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

@@peterwhite6415 Nor it's missing ribs. It just kept eating grass, totally unaware.

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

@RPG Craftsman Now the group makes sure to remind me to "Pocket-Pick", not pick pocket every time we consider stealing. Because I might pickpocket a leg.

[@brendanshaw7401]

I took a cow picked it up with my barbarian strength and proceeded to use it's legs as meal/weapons

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

@@brendanshaw7401 what is the damage die of a cow?

[@otakon17]

I love that he has a Bulette pulling his carriage.

[@jerrin1528]

Ditto

[@AwesomeVideo121]

Your channel is by far my favorite when it comes to D&D. Watching one of your videos is always a highlight of my day. The amount of creativity and love you put into your work in unparalleled!!!

[@darkai2451]

I love it, remember me the manga "dungeon meshi"

[@moreoobservatory1869]

Really loving this homebrew stuff! Great job on another Monsters Misguided :D I'm really looking forward to whatever comes next!

[@mealbitz]

Gordon Fetelli

[@Kanekuo]

The last name was a riff of of Guy Fieri's and the hair was a riff of Gordon Ramsay's. Fabian is the ultimate chef.

[@mealbitz]

@@Kanekuo Woah- hi dude. Thanks for the info jgvdd- Love your videos.

[@alexknj1]

THIS NEEDLE FRUIT STAKE IS SO RAW ITS STILL SHOOTING AT ME!

[@mealbitz]

@@alexknj1 why did such a good comment have to only get two likes

[@Serpentking789]

"Where's the bloody Barometz sauce?!"

[@thedeanery]

Whenever I watch delicious by dungeon I think of this video. You paved the way, sir. (This is still a comfort video of mine)

[@adviel]

I made a cook build once and played it for a couple of sessions. He was a Dwarf Eldritch Knight Fighter named Argus, he used a huge pan as a shield and ladle as a mace. I homebrew it with the DM that a full course meal will give you 8 hours of stat busts or saving throws. To balance it the ingredients were expensive proportional to the effect and it took 1 hour to prepare and had to be consumed right away so it cant be done in a hurry. His dream was to one day serve his clan leader an Ancient Red Dragon steak.

[@SanzuRiver]

adviel not that's hard when your level 16.

[@manuelmoya4487]

I like how he talks fast but takes his time

[@tinturnin]

dude i want to see more of chef Fabian's adventures

[@eduardoe4670]

A fricking chef adventurer that's awesom!!!!

[@IHOMilk]

The Man, The Myth, The Crow has returned!

[@lomp1582]

You are the only channel i have notifications for. I put down everything to watch these awesome drawings and stories

[@pumpkinlife103]

As a chef this reminds me of my experiences of saving my staff from carnivorous acid spewing edible plants.

[@Sprite_of_Soot]

This is absolutely charming and I love the creative designs of the monsters featured. Keep up the good work and thank you for the brain juice!

[@josuanygren]

You are currently the most underrated channel on KZbin in my opinion. Your videos are really something new and creative and no one makes the same kind of content. Truly original and truly good content. Love your channel.

[@romannumeralvii4285]

That was honestly amazing, I love your art style and how the story with the pictures along with your way of telling it. Keep up the great work!

[@Epicmonk117]

I'd like to hear the story of that debacle with the princess and the squid

[@joeywarren60]

This gave me an idea for a character for when I'm a player, and a quest for when I DM.

[@apocalypticmoth6040]

I love how these plants actually fit into an ecosystem! It is always amazing to have realistic monsters that actually work. Amazing storytelling! I loved the video.

[@HeirOfBreath1]

1:16 FEED ME SEYMOUR

[@javierpatag3609]

A bunch of chefs as an adventuring party? THAT. IS. AWESOME.

[@Kimkam]

Used this for my campaign tonight and my players LOVED IT!!!! Thank you for the superb content, animation, and the genuine charm to your writing and videos!

[@Necroscrow]

My two favorite things, food and plant monsters. This is a dream come true. I could watch a thousand episodes about making food from different creatures.

[@linkfan341]

I'm loving all your stories. And the expressions in your characters although subtle, really speak volumes of their personality. I love these series a ton and hope you get what's rightfully deserved. Recognition.

[@paulh3892]

These monsters are awesome! You gave each of them interesting combat mechanics as well as fitting loot. Very cool

[@jackolantern9756]

I really want to get into DnD, but haven’t actually played it yet. Your videos though... They’re amazing! Make me feel like I’m along for the ride and you’re the epic (sorry to use the e word) dungeon master!

[@Sparkle5fanboy]

I like the idea of turning monsters you kill into food that you can get buffs from

[@nsj499]

I always love being the chef of the group so this video speaks to me on a personal level. The design of these monsters is astounding (especially the dishes one can make of them)

[@calebkopp7636]

Love your videos man. Great to see not only beautiful art but good stories that fit all of the to be explained monsters into one cohesive explanation. keep it up man!

[@anacetiefighterpilot9489]

Very nice home brew plants. I could use these in my campaigns. Thank you!

[@aarontenner6362]

Amazing video! These creations are too cool, and feel really original. I LOVE Fabian's antics throughout the woods

[@kimballbelliston5925]

I'm loving the fish spies in the background

[@swadloom40]

Good job tying the story in with the monster explanations this time! Great art as always!

[@dismae_]

I love how much homebrew stuff you're doing. Great to see a D&Dtuber making in depth brews!

[@zebeylin1707]

Just found this channel, absolutely love it!! Keep up the good work

[@saqvobase4301]

I love how you integrate the information into a story

[@joshuayurkovich6786]

I like your art I like the story you put into these and I like your homebrew content keep up the good work

[@joshuayurkovich6786]

Also it was a good call to clarify that it was homebrew this time keep up the good work

[@jeremystumbaugh9857]

gonna be honest, im impressed with any player that has there character be a chef for they have to come up with the food and ideas for the food when playing as them though of course the gm could just tell them ideas or something like that.

[@OpenDistrict]

I live for these videos please never stop they are funny, smart, and helps me as a still learning dm how to make my own monsters and gives me so much inspiration.

[@nullpoint3346]

3:34 Bold of you to assume I wouldn't know subterranean methods.

[@sunsetsynth]

What a delightful art style! Love the creatures too, I can't wait to unleash them on my party the next time they head into a forest

[@loganfrandrup6590]

My character is obsessed with hunting, he would find this a very satisfying challenge.

[@Formoka]

I love these episode! The art is great and the info is really fun. Especially since I have no one to play D&D with, so I live vicariously through stories like this.

[@colenelson6087]

I love your videos so much I had to become a patron! Your Homebrew material is beautiful and this story has inspired a perfect side quest for Tomb of Anhialation. Thank you!

[@bubbanator3340]

Gotta say man, I truly enjoy the speed drawing, looks beautiful.

[@mimictear6788]

In a pinch, most creatures and plants inside a dungeon can, with some skill, be made into world-class cuisine.

[@alex_ho]

The Culinary Art has been one very underapreciated in most rpg games. I love every instances of players utilising cooking to achieve something.

[@MavHawk]

The bulette is a fantastic addition to the ending

[@erin7654]

This is such a brilliant series. Awesome ideas and super entertaining to watch!

[@baconvideo8413]

I love hearing stories involving the monsters.

[@ninjabuddy1]

You have a really expressive artstyle that shows a lot out of a few expertly placed lines. I would like to see these kinds of animations and diagrams for other educational channels. Also your snu snu orc is adorable

[@wrendzwonek9872]

Man, this Chef really branches out for his dishes - such dedication!

[@shockbox6955]

I love this channel so much

[@nanusantos1696]

At this point just crowfund your own RPG, your ideas are extremely fun

[@N7Lone]

This is badass I instantly subscribed, Also your art style is fun and inviting😁 I showed this to a few of my friends and they too loved it, keep up the awesome work 🙌

[@kylestanley7843]

That half orc chick tho- God i fucking love this channel, your animations and commentary are great. I might have to steal these for future reference, since i was thinking about a druid that creates plants which he can summon from scratch(ie a bramble that sustains itself with blood). Looking forward to the next one!

[@ehogeffen]

hello and welcome to... monster misguided wait where is my spellbook

[@t.h.mcelroy6597]

I love your work. Looking forward to more.

[@delcidkidv250]

Your videos are informative and extremely entertaining at the same time. Keep it up!

[@mehdramenno1576]

Not what I expected how these videos were going to be, but fun, enjoyable and educating at the same time! Keep up the good work Kiri! Shit. I mean Kanekuo 😳

[@jeffersonbarnes1367]

Dude, I can't wait for more episodes to come out! I can already tell this is going to be helpful, especially for me (a new player). Also I love your art style!

[@shanesams6942]

I would listen to just Fabion's adventures, that was perfect

[@Moinzimusthemighty]

I adore your videos, always look forward to your uploads!

[@PaladinMthe13th]

This is my favorite of this series of videos!

[@matigow]

I fricking loved this episode. It was so creative

[@suppositionstudios]

These are absolutely rediculously awesome.

[@visy23thevlogelf83]

Love the chefhand and chef interactions 👌

[@Telar-The-III]

Saw a dnd chef story and already there you had my like.

[@Angeloflight1415_LastelleCrea]

Awesome concepts! I especially love the Dream Flower one and the last one I must admit reminds me of a well similar plant (that thankful only eats bugs and insects) aka the- ...... Snap I forgot the name

[@jerrin1528]

Its in a zefrank video

[@YoungNanner]

I believe you are thinking of a pitcher plant

[@HonestPhil]

Just discovered your channel. Your original content is wonderful to watch and listen to (nice voice!). I'm hyped to see future updates in my subbox.

[@cobaltCarnivore]

Reminds me of a game, almost all the characters were like that chef, monster hunting cooks.

[@omegamog]

Very creative, nice job, love the world building.

[@projectbaconbits4615]

Well ill be adding all of these as "random encounters" to a game I have later on today. Thanks and nice work.

[@SirV693]

Calderon plant- actually almost the exact plant I made for a assignment in science class

[@llamasniper1116]

I loved the opening story, these episodes are super entertaining ! ^-^

[@MunchDonuts125]

Great video can’t wait for the next episode.

[@nevod.]

I gotta say, this channel is amazing, I wish I was this creative. I just copy and alter concepts from many different things for my homebrew world 😐

[@HankJ666]

So basically what every movie, book or comic in existance does

[@brandenkostner6164]

the way these monsters are described reminds me of hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

[@cameronguy52]

i highly recommend also watching this at half speed to have time to fully enjoy the drawings

[@javialmansa7691]

I'd love to see one of this about gnolls

[@LordMaster1231]

Amazing work mate, well worth the money. Also, thanks for spelling me name right this time ^_^

[@ceramicbulletcasings5484]

I absolutely adore your art style