Karen gets CAUGHT SCAMMING, I bring the Police to Her Front Door and she BEGS for Mercy - Podcast

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[@fedoralevi9045]

On the first story, op should have pressed charges. Never let a Karen get away with anything!

[@bobturet5983]

ture

[@HighonBoots]

Absolutely right!!!!

[@Definitely_not_Maddie]

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@HighonBoots]

@@lelethemaddenlibrarian2217 you’re rightfully getting hate alright, but it’s not depression as you so pathetically and ignorantly misdiagnosed him with. It’s autism, if you could read/hear it’s mentioned in the story. And it’s not our fault you didn’t catch that. Pathetic

[@Lbozo5060]

This guy is a wizard

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

Always. Press. Charges! Edit: Regarding the 2nd story. When a manager like that tries to cover their back after believing every crazy b*tch by offering to comp the shopping, graciously accept. And then absolutely PACK your trolley/cart (steak, booze, etc) and top it off with a nice big TV or something.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

i hate how the manager and police believed that crazy witch in the second story, when op got assaulted and abused by her.

[@minefanman]

I would simply say to the manager "u know i wasnt done shopping right?"

[@Mistfall254]

​@@minefanman b a smartass lol

[@chopmoosey17]

In story 1 the op should have definitely pressed charges.

[@mirrorkirby123]

YES

[@secondwork6959]

YES OFC

[@SpooKster_FLP]

absolutely

[@Randomguy543-dxvfhb]

Agreed

[@lillappy7520]

But he had a problem remember and doing so has to deal with his issue the whole time

[@olgar.6604]

Wow I'm so sad that the op in story 1 didn't press charges because karen just got her way again: screaming and crying to get assault charges dropped. She basically doubled down on being a karen and that saved her. But I also get that the op was pretty overwhelmed by this whole situation. Glad that he at least got his scooter back.

[@samariumproductions5287]

0:00 Karen scams 6:50 They believed Karen 15:12 Fired from target 17:56 Lose your buisness

[@bookvee]

Scooter story: I recall this happing a lot in one particular shop years ago. It was a shop that would basically sell things you made and brought in. There was a bunch of old ladies who never really got the idea of the place and had this "if its in here its for sale" thing going. They had a habbit of stealing shopping from peoples bags, toys from children, you name it. From what I hear, the leader of their little senility syndicate got arrested and the others banned when they snatched a baby from a push chair thinking it was a doll. The police really didnt beleive them at all. I dont WANT to either, but they really were that nuts.

[@johnburnside7828]

They all should have been locked up in a home for the rest of their miserable, wrinkled old lives, strapped to a bed and drugged.

[@ALLISON0324]

This channel will only continue to help me through the day, thanks!

[@CreditToUsernameGenerator]

For the first one I thought she had somehow managed to get his house 😂. Mad respect to this man for actually getting his scooter back

[@lucifermorningstar2505]

Should have press charges on Karen hate when people don’t even if you can’t afford it it will leave a paper trail

[@mathewmclean9128]

When he was running towards Karen and her child while pushing the cart at full speed, he should have rammed into the child and made Karen and the child understand who their new lawful owners were. Because theft is legal consent there would have been nothing wrong with ramming them with the shopping cart. You would have just been fearing for your life.

[@jaxtheax7163]

Dude the body builder could’ve decked her and claimed self defense

[@nyotamwuaji6484]

Unfortunately not

[@zaqzilla1]

This is where I have mix feelings about CCTVs. On one hand I don't like being recorded all the time, but on the other I appreciate when it can be used the way it's supposed to, like in this case.

[@originalv5107]

Of course it was the crotch goblins “birthday” when Karen stole OP’s scooter. Anyone else surprised by that?

[@Randomguy543-dxvfhb]

Not surprised at all

[@Kira_Coco]

“CROTCH GOBLIN” 😂😂😂 I love this comment

[@michaelagardner4058]

*Story 2: "I'm Comparing Calories In Foods And Picking The Best Ones To Stay Healthy. Maybe You Should Try It Sometime. You Definitely Look Like You Need It." Damn, OP Really Coming At The Karen With His Roasts!*

[@tylerallen2614]

I thought I knew pain in my life but this story showed me that even the worst of moments were just me getting off easy I can’t imagine losing something that important or expensive it would be like getting my phone stolen

[@Cobra-zv5db]

First story: not at all a jerk. That was in your cart and technically was your property. Even if the Karen mom didn't know that, you shouldn't steal from someone else's cart

[@julian.loza0]

I want this man to narrate my life

[@loveroftherussianqueen]

same

[@Gt37knx25]

Same

[@linkq657]

Same

[@owenforschler5326]

Lol same bro

[@Not_ight_Vr]

Lol same bro

[@rajeshsaraf9563]

I'm honestly mad about the fact that the op didn't press charges

[@Erza_Pleh]

Your stories make my life better ❤

[@asiangigachad7730]

Not his stories

[@asiangigachad7730]

He just tells them

[@dumbdumbproductions4912]

@@asiangigachad7730 shut up we know

[@asiangigachad7730]

@@dumbdumbproductions4912 good for you 👍

[@Erza_Pleh]

@@asiangigachad7730 I know it’s not his stories

[@purplewolfranger22]

1st story, op should have 100% pressed charges.

[@nabeelhassabu8881]

Yes this is the juicy DRAMA I need in life

[@CountLurchalot]

Stories like this make me afraid to go shopping, because I’m a big guy who probably wouldn’t be believed if something similar happened to me.

[@olgar.6604]

The main takeaway that I got from these mall karen stories is that when authorities or managers are involved you should be the first to talk the story and probably the first to find said authority/manager (as soon as karen starts bothering you). They should know better but they seem to believe the first version that they are told and then be sceptical about the second (instead of being sceptical about both). Gotta outkaren the karen :/

[@xombiekilla]

"Thanks a lot for listening." Thanks a lot for sharing.

[@skylerwilson8654]

That manager in the first story was so dumb. He didn’t even take time to question the Karen. He DESERVED to get fired. Also, that Karen DID NOT deserve to have a replacement scooter. They should have just refunded her and kicked her out of the store.

[@ASC-ShadowRose13]

I work at a store where we had to wear a vest. A customer asked if we had a certain item and when I said we sold out of it, they asked if a *insert completely different store* had it. I proceeded to look at the logo on my vest and said I'm not sure. I've also had customers ask if I could look up any competitive prices from the register. As if the registers was like a normal computer.... And the usual, customers wanting directions to some other store. I'm not a GPS....

[@abyssyahoo151]

I think incidents involving a disabled person getting hurt or his property stolen holds a lot more weight than people think. It would depend on the police officer handling the case but I think any decent officer would take it extremely seriously if the CCTV footage shows decisive evidence of assault especially since the victim can ask for it as legal evidence to file a lawsuit against the store.

[@gamingkid13.]

OP should have pressed charges and also get her banned from that store forever

[@Bluemayhem2012]

In story 2 where the guy said he heard Karen storys and thought he would have a different response is totally accurate. When I encountered a Karen at school and she punched the oldest person in my friend group because "she was on that swing first" even though we were there all recess and I thought if I ever met a Karen I would insult her and if necessary punch them and she was target our friend group but him in specific and later in the year she did something so bad it would have gotten her suspended and she had quick enough thinking to make it sound like he did it and got him suspended. Now every time I see her the first thing I want to do is punch her as hard as humanly possible. And if your wondering if I'm taking his side because he's my friend, I'm not. I am a very truthful person and watched everything happen that I know of right next to him. Fun fact! The first time I swore was in elementary school thinking about how much I Fing hate her. The first I said was the B word and my friends first was in the exact same month and could guess why? If you thought brainless Karen you right was the F word and no we didn't say them to her. Man if all Karens just randomly died one day I would be smiling for MONTHS. And that would prove me and my friend shouldn't have been punished for calling a Karen. Wch is exactly what she is. Also I I murder anyone you know exactly who it was. F you Karen. Honestly I hate you so much I'm revealing your name to the public TATRIE!!!!!!!!!! Also if you see this comment F you and here is an award of being an absolute B 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[@jessicaspaw528]

My husband always put our sons information and name and address on a piece of paper rolled up and then put it in the handlebar and put the grip back over the pipe. It came in handy one time too! We lived in Houston and some ghetto apartments and it got stolen by another kid and we found it and called the police and had the police just scare the kids but not arrest them.

[@monroerobbins7551]

Honestly, that first story hits hard. If anyone even tries to touch my things, I get super antsy, borderline twitchy, I just really like having my things as is.

[@arcticalibur]

My mother always told me that liars always shopped at target. And the 3rd story proves she is correct.

[@shadowking278]

If I was at target and looked like an employee. Because I’ve worked at a grocery store before and anyone asked for help. My brain would probably default to helping them. But I would say that i don’t work there.

[@flowerpotdoesrhythmgame1]

That kids is why people nowadays online shop 🗿🍷

[@doridailey4932]

1st Op is fortunate situation didn't escalate as more often happens. My first feeling was of how it would apart. Relieved with outcome !!!

[@cabage270]

my favorite reply to "how dare you" is "like this" an do it again

[@Adam-lw9xp]

I'm a fedora collector. I collect fedora hats. This one time I went into a store selling fedoras for $10 each. I got 2 which should have been $20 and they said $30. I said the sign said $10 and they were charging me $15 each. They said I had 3 hats and we're charging me for 3. I walked in already wearing the hat and that they needed to charge me for 2 hats, not 3.

[@TiFan86]

One time when I worked at Walmart I walked into target with my Walmart uniform on during the Christmas season. As I wasn’t alone and my friend stayed a few steps back and over heard people wondering why a Walmart employee here at target. Then the cashier had this sour look on there face when I went to check out. I had a good laugh and told them they had something we didn’t have and left after I paid.

[@photos4151]

If i was in the first situation, i would go call of duty mode

[@SleepySlann]

The guy in the second story should have filed a complaint about the police officers, for discrimination.

[@kazan9918]

The karen stole the scooter and the manager just let that happen and just for fun? They both needs to be arrested and be in jail for a long time. She needs to be banned permanently. YOU ARE NOT THE JERK!!!

[@skylerlightning4620]

1st story I think base on fact 911 operator had heard man screaming at manager that police knew it lot more serious than normal stolen good like packages also depend on how often stuff was stolen in that area.

[@mochi-iyouri]

Your fine your the same AZ me I hate it when people touch me or take my stuff your a kind person

[@Lenawire]

For the first story, it's true that even if we know the price of an item, we still need to scan it. If there is no barcode on the item we can't scan it, unless we find another item that has the barcode.

[@CountLurchalot]

This one hits me a little close to home. While this has NEVER happened to me I sympathise immensely as I’m also autistic

[@LordBison98]

First story: Should've pressed charges. She clearly stole it, she either knew it wasn't the store scooter or literally stole from a person's car thanks to her inflated ego and entitlement.

[@sarahh1069]

What’s with store managers not knowing what’s sold in their stores first that homemade baby yoda and now a scooter

[@BTtheDumfuq]

Crotch goblin has been added to my vocabulary

[@christianmarshal6117]

Even if the manager was right in her assumption that OP was a Target employee she didn’t even check to make sure he was on the clock. Fun fact: working as an employee while off the clock is actually against the law. Firing someone for not doing something against the law is also against the law. She could’ve really screwed herself with this one!

[@rob9241]

Poor guy who had his scooter stolen. That Karen who stole his scooter should have gotten charges press and I very happy to hear the police did their job. "To Serve and Protect" those are the oath and words every police officer lives by. People with autism have it hard enough, without bullies and idiots making it worse.

[@Charles-7]

seems that the managers in these stories should not jumping to collusions like that, and not be siding with anyone, weather if it's a Karen or not

[@melon64_]

I feel bad for the few people named Karen who really aren't Karens

[@CountLurchalot]

My mum has a friend called Karen who’s a lovely person

[@tervan8er709]

Should have pressed charges cause she will do it again to someone else if you don’t

[@johnburnside7828]

Second story: OP should sue the crap out of the store and make sure the manager is fired!!!!!

[@SifGreyfang]

That first story reminds me of the purple baby yoda story from a while back

[@Your_favor]

I love these keep it up 👍

[@insaigonJGGLJLL]

The last story had me cracking up.

[@mariapreshiren9]

Sir, you were ABSOLUTELY in the right. Although, I would have pressed charges, as a way of teaching the brady children to behave.

[@harvillrichardson2406]

no you are not a asshole..you should have pressed charges on her...take care best wishes...

[@colinballay2735]

I still would’ve pressed charges against that god dam karen

[@elledaniels3176]

Jesus Loves You.

[@animationlivegerman5989]

3:51 I actually wish they hadn't found her, bc then the store would have to pay it and the way they handled the situation goes to show...

[@oliviajeanne7709]

Op in first story should’ve pressed charges on BOTH THE manager! And the Karen! You do NOT just steal someone else’s property and the fact that the manager just sold it to the Karen without even checking if it was their stuff THEN TRIES TO STOP op from calling the police. Yeah that says A LOT about someone.

[@HGPokemonTrainer]

First story kinda reminds me of myself, you see i have ASD (Autism) as well. due to trauma only people im close with can touch me, i am sensitive to noise, and have frequent panic attacks. If i were OP i would have pressed charges, and considering my family has some lawyer friends it may have been easier.

[@gamingmastersiemion7511]

2: Not a jerk, the OP got assaulted because they wanted to be healthy, and the manager used stereotypes to judge the situation instead of clear evidence. That Karen would NOT be the jerk if they just accepted a simple “Nah.” But they went too far. The manager even says that wearing a tank top would be violating dress code anywhere.

[@HeyItsLeemo]

same I don't like being touched (without permission) and hate loud noises, and I mean HATE loud noises, but if your allowed I'm still shy and there are about 2 people in the world i'd open up to besides my family.

[@mathewmclean9128]

These entitled Karens need to start understanding who their lawful owners are soon to be. It is no coincidence that I have compromised the identities of several hundred of these punks and accidentally continue to give their personally identifiable information to random predators and scammers that I come across online.

[@JustCyer]

Scammer: *went through genocide route* Op:you made ur choice long ago you-

[@DigitalCowboy000]

In the second story the OP needs to make sure that the manager is the one who gets fired. The OP should also sue the store for the way that the manager mishandled things.

[@josefellhouse3593]

It's good that they gave her some competition but it should have been at least

[@tommyboon2903]

I feel the op’s pain because I also have autism and my quad bike was stolen sadly I never got it back

[@lyssamalloy5162]

Karen's voice s liike jingles bells for me 🤣

[@mathewmclean9128]

When you caught up to that kid who stole your scooter, you should have ACCIDENTALLY rammed him with your cart. Technically there's nothing wrong with this as theft is legal consent. Technically his mother would not have any say in what you do to that punk until police arrived.

[@damonkelly5318]

Good on you mate so many people do shit like this and getaway with know how ya truly feel mate hope ya have a better time tho

[@sougotokiwa8439]

Should've pressed charges, OP.

[@TreyNoel-g7r]

yeah, the first story, one juice asking what they would have to do for the camera to buy it. If there is no price for thing, they can scan, they would get the manager and you guys will have to decide a price for it

[@lisastillman3784]

I love how you act the voice of the Karen

[@edschwartz3016]

Normally, I just laugh it off. But stealing from me and touching me. That's when we have a problem

[@anubianthe1335]

The third story was so funny

[@DigitalCowboy000]

In the first/title story I am: A. Glad that the OP got his property back. B. The manager got fired. C. That the police were able to find the Karen via her license plate. The OP should *HAVE* pressed charges against the Karen.

[@vankquishedstudios3900]

I thought I was so late love it

[@joeplayz5000]

I agree with story, one touch me without my consent or take my stuff you better be prepared to feel my wrath

[@ryanranga8484]

It honestly pisses me off when they don't press charges

[@aetheralmeowstic2392]

🎶 This is the story all about how 🎶 🎶 My job at Target went right down 🎶

[@fanofpink]

Manger got fired in the first story now that's justice.

[@aaron75fy]

14:20 it's something that's automatically done 17:54 he missed the chance to troll the manager, false assumptions about someone obviously just shopping leading to a firing of someone that doesn't even work there? he should have asked about severence pay

[@animationlivegerman5989]

6:18 yeah but did they mention a Barcode? Might have had to type it in

[@hassanbasil9368]

Honestly, in the first one the store is a sigma (obviously after the manager got fired) for caring about the OPs health so much

[@markarca6360]

Story 1: Good thing they are not here in the Philippines, where it is illegal to sell and buy stolen goods. The EM and the store manager can be put behind bars if that is the case, regardless of OP presses charges or not.

[@frankhornsby4856]

I relate to the first story as a fellow person with autism i don't like people touching me when i don't see them or when my back is turned and when people take my stuff i also freak out too i feel bad for the fist story op

[@itsyagirldani1846]

With that story about the Karen stealing the scooter, I actually did that once but it was on accident. So, for context, my mom loves unicorns. We went to the supermarket and we were at an entrance near the bathrooms. If you have yo go to the bathroom, you HAVE to leave your cart/basket outside of it in order to prevent stealing. So, when my mom and I walked past the bathroom, there was a cart there with stuff for a date, including a unicorn balloon that said "I love you". Me being young and stupid, thought it was a cart you would put unwanted merch in (sometimes the store would use regular shopping carts), so I grabbed the balloon and went to show my mom. She told me to go put it back because unlike me, she paid attention to the contents of the cart and she realised that I took it from someone's shopping by mistake. Upon getting back to the bathroom, the cart was nowhere to be seen so we went looking for it. After finding the guy at checkout and giving back the balloon while explaining the situation, we had a good laugh. Because we went there to get a few things, we were done quickly and my mom was also at checkout while I was at the entrance since I get bored easily at checkout. The guy I accidentally stole from got done before us and when he saw me at the entrance, he gave me the balloon and I legit almost cried. I thanked him profusely before showing my mom the balloon and what had happened. It's a story we laugh about to this day.

[@joycelynphillips9655]

If it's disabled if that classified as your equipment. It's considered a felony in some states

[@randomhuman69420]

My opinions: Story 1 - How dare that Karen! Not a jerk for sure Story 2 - Not a jerk, but I don't think he should have called her unhealthy Story 3 - Not a jerk, also what the F was that manager thinking? Story 4 - I didn't even understand what happened here also what driving game is that

[@horrormoviefan9395]

Story 1: not a jerk. Op acted accordingly, trying to retrieve their scooter and even if it was a for sale item in the store, the manager should've been like no, op got to it first and first come first served, and that rule is applied everywhere minus hospitals, which they go by the severity of the visit.

[@lillappy7520]

Question:how the hell did that manager NOT REALISED ITS NOT EVEN THE PRODUCT THEY SELL WHICH IS THE RAZOR?!

[@Fiercetits]

1st story: the police likely cared more since the scooter was likely worth over $500 or maybe even more so they had to look into it. OR when watching the cctv footage witnessed the Karen assault op and that made it more serious.

[@malchiahratcliff4936]

If is under 100$ it's petty theft all that will do is possibly get you a ticket if you are caught if it's over it's no longer petty and it can get you in trouble with the law most scooters as he described post possibly over 100$ for the scooter

[@SPN-Raptor]

Say it with me now: Always! Press! Charges!

[@martinwalker9386]

You need to help me right now: Response, “I don’t know of any surgeon that can give you a brain. And the Scarecrow had more rains than you.”

[@carjun2]

Good police and that's why we need police. I mean story one not two.

[@margaritaontheworld2301]

No I would have lost it that woman would have really tested me

[@SenseiRaisen]

Story 2: no wonder. Remember the story about an OP who bought things from a Gamestop, the guy who was ring the products left for some reason, a karen send the kids to beg for things and then send it to molesting the guy and she pretend he was assualting him for get free stuffs, the manager believe the woman and the police too without see the footage of the CCTV. The employee didn't appear because it seems he was chicken out to stand against the manager, and the police was incompetent to not see the woman there match the description of someone wanted as well too for drugs and DUIs. The guy press charges and ask a copy of the CCTV while leaving the things at the store because he won't paid for it now or took even if was give for free.

[@kapteinzilla]

Why did the karen think the scooter was from the store isnt it in a box?

[@lauramiller7690]

I would have told the target manager while standing in the aisle that I didn't work there what an idiot