Karen CUTS IN LINE at a RESTURANT... CLAIMING her kids will STARVE if THEY WAIT - Reddit Podcast

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0:00 Entitled Karen demands to cut first into a restaurant, simply because she has kids, thus she is more important than everyone else. (u/General_Locksmith512)
4:02 My Entitled Grandma ruins my graduation party, taking back the gift she gave me, and humiliating me in the process. (u/Northbound_N_Down)
8:57 My girlfriend broke up with me all of the sudden, and has been really cold and aggressive towards me, and I am still in disbelief and I don’t know what to do. (u/Jatyha211)
13:25 My boyfriend ruined my birthday due to his own over reaction and lack of communication. (u/erdmaendchen)
18:15 It is becoming increasingly hard to see any kind of future with my boyfriend, and at this point I seriously don’t know what to do. (u/eternallygrooving)
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[@mykaelnyx8821]

Well while the guy in the second story might be in the wrong slightly. He shouldn't have to move out of his house. It's clearly stated at the beginning of the story I BOUGHT A HOME and she is NOT on the contract. So I don't care if they have kids together she needs to get out

[@logmaster6934]

You mean third? Saying this not to be rude, just helping the explanation of your opinion

[@aparnarai3708]

Story 3: if the gf isn't on the contract for the home Then, is she paying him the amount he put in buying the house?? If he isn't going to stay there then he should be payed the money he spent to buy that place... The gf isn't a saint either, I have a strong feeling that she found someone richer and was monkey branching

[@clericofchaos1]

To the guy in story 3, kick her out. Say "hey, i legally own this property because my name is on the deed, if you want to keep living here you need to get back in line, otherwise you can take a hike."

[@alexissherrill5624]

*“How I put my Entitled Karen Mother in a Nursing Home and never visited her once: Based on a True Story”*

[@ralfvandeven3155]

Story 3, he bought the house and she is not on the contract. A rather critical detail you seem to glance over. They made a big mess of things and should talk about how to proceed. She seems to assume she can stay in the house and he has to move out, but since he bought the house and her name i not on the contract/deed that is a rather big assumption. While his actions don't help neither does her's. It is rather stupid to break up and assume there are no consequences to that when you have financial ties such as living in his house. They should have a conversation about who is moving out and when. How they handle the children, both on a parenting level and a financial level. They may not be married but this is not that different from a divorce. With the exception that from a legal standpoint there are no marital assets. So it is likely that he can keep the house and has to pay her child support. (assuming she has custody of the children)

[@lilithlux8127]

What OP needs to do is kick everyone but his kids out of the house. He has to make sure the kids are okay not his ex or her family.

[@Wyr3d]

Actually, there's a bigger issue here. The second line states: "So my Ex-Girlfriend and I live together with our two kids _and her parents_ " Their relationship was doomed from the get-go with that sentence alone; but lets just put this aside and move on to the third line: "I bought a home with them, but she isn't on the contract." This implies that OP bought the bought _with_ her parents. In other words, they house is part-owned by the OP, and part-owned by his EX's parents, making this more complicated a situation. This is likely the reason that OP's ex is still living with him, since the house is also in her parent's name. The underlying truth however is that it was OP's EX broke off their relationship. She declared that she "does not love him anymore" - which is tantamount to stating she has cheated on him by this point. There is no such thing as "falling out of love" this is just code for "I met someone else." Normally I would have suggested kicking her out here, but since the house is not solely in OP's name, and is in fact part-owned by his Ex's parents OP is kinda screwed. So, what the OP should have done here is make a decision of whether they want to buy out her parent's investment in the house, or outright sell his own share to them - and use that money to move into their own place. While not entirely fair given the circumstances, the latter would probably be the better option. In fact, the _best_ option would probably be to put the house up for auction, and all of them move out, but whatever.

[@v.crowley]

​@@Wyr3d lol.. there is such a thing as falling out of love.... its losing interest... "love" is a rush of hormones that become addicted and that rush does eventually fade; its natural and thats when people leave or accept the relationship as a habit.. .. thats biology

[@ralfvandeven3155]

@@Wyr3d if her parents own part of the home, he's f'd. But the house is one thing, the kids are more important. Either way he has to talk to the ex and make a plan together on how to move on and disentangle this mess of a living arrangement.

[@ralfvandeven3155]

@@v.crowley Being in love fades and should be replaced by loving someone. . But regardless of how you call it, she ended the relationship because she wants to move on. That is her choice and she has every right to do so, but there are also consequences.

[@ralfvandeven3155]

Story 5: The answer is simple. Stop trying to fix him. You know who he is. He clearly shows you who he is and what he wants. This clearly does not align with what you want, something I can clearly understand. Don't try to change him because you will both end up miserable. So draw your conclusions, either you accept who he is or move on.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

i feel so bad for the kids feeling embarrassed that their karen parents make a show.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

but i'm glad the kids aren't spoiled and i wish they could have said something.

[@harrypearmann]

Yea

[@harrypearmann]

I mean your parents are ranting about they need to go first cuz they have kids like for fuck sake say you aren't that hungry

[@Quartz---y]

*make it into* WEE OOOOOOHHUH I'M THE GRAMMAR PO-PO.

[@draykoanubis7901]

On the final story, I do understand not getting a driver's license. I'm 29 and dont have mine, but I have been diagnosed with Anxiety which sadly does stop me from doing things, but I do work hard, which is the only thing I don't understand. The fact that OP is willing to make calls just for him, just for him to shoot them down is nuts

[@marioshadjigeorgiou608]

On the first story, it literatly shows that they use the kids to get what thay want. Like, it's "Hey, we have children, give us what we want."

[@SilverSight92]

Nothing is wrong with not having a driver's liscence. I'm 30 without one. I walk and bike where I go. Hard-working with a job that I can't complain about. Lack of liscence wasn't the bf problem it was lack of ambition

[@noobslayer6915]

Yeah, definitely true. Getting a license is the least of his problems.

[@AntisocialidiotUnU]

Goodmorning everyone I slept to the song whopper whopper somehow.

[@AntisocialidiotUnU]

Spell the rest one at a time

[@Lolllollll]

Poggers

[@EsmeeAnnamarie]

As a 27 year old, dutch, legally blind woman, not having a driver's license really isn't a big deal. Then again, here in the Netherlands, it's not too uncommon for people in their mid to late twenties not to have a driver's license yet. We actually have a working public transit system here, so it's not really neccessary to be able to drive.

[@SoxTheCatDog]

Lol the first Karen acts like four year old me crying in a long line that if they don’t hurry im going die of starvation

[@banj_yoyt]

Story 1 Narrator: "Is this the Titanic?" Me: "That's *_EXACTLY_* what I was thinking!" 😆😆😆

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

If anyone pulls the 'my kids are...' line, my only response would be "And that's MY problem because...?"

[@ankhshield3793]

Ten thousand a month for ten hours of work!?! Where the f**k is that job!?! I need it!

[@ajaxjohnson7999]

Fracking FACTS!!!!!!

[@jasoncarpp7742]

*Story 1:* How entitled does one have to be to cut in line? You may be parents with children, but you still have to wait in line just like everyone else. What makes this couple so entitled to the front of the line into the restaurant? They're beyond rude.

[@westleyburgess3622]

With story 3, narrator you have bumped your head! They have kids and he apparently loves her, so he is going crazy after finding out she's on a dating app! Desperate to save the relationship yes, makes emotional bad decisions yes, but she is living in his house! I think she is out of line. Living in his house with his kids and she's looking for someone else?! You and her are crazy.

[@hardup9809]

All the major reddit narrators cuck over women hard so they don't upset certain parts of the audience

[@westleyburgess3622]

@@hardup9809 makes sense. All the Karen's come here like it's their breakthrough roles lol

[@thelearningmethod]

3:13 bruh, as a Titanic enthusiast I died at the absurdity of the Karen's logic 😂😂😂

[@Ms.Whatever.6]

People are wacky sometimes

[@baileyhamilton3442]

I am glad you get to stay on this platform

[@arrozconmgtow5026]

Ok...that last guy...that's a king, right there and I'm sure his name is Chad. He's strung this girl along for months and months and she's been supporting him and doing all the normal things men would do for an underemployed/unemployed female significant other. Welcome to the world OUTSIDE of recruit difficulty.

[@noobslayer6915]

Lol, true.

[@Grommitmug]

Lets go🎉🎉 KZbin realised about the trolls

[@DavidRay39]

I'm 39, and I don't drive. Mostly because it's one of the few things that truly scares me.

[@crumblemuffin1257]

When your kids have more maturity than you do you know something is fucked up

[@eattheinvaders.3037]

Story #3. Note to the narrator. No she doesn't still have to live him- she and her parents can be the ones to move out since she's the one ending the relationship. No she doesn't have to be mean to him- remember she can move out? She doesn't have to engage with him verbally during rides to and from work- she dumped him and it's not his responsibility to provide transportation, so she needs to be a responsible adult and secure her own transportation. She should not living under his roof, that he paid for, and going on dates while she is there. She needs to move out and move on from him before she starts dating! No, she didn't "walk away from him"- she stayed and is demanding that he walk away.

[@joshfly210]

The girlfriend in the third story is staying in the house that he bought and she isn’t on the contract but yet wants him to move out? They weren’t married they don’t share assets so she should get to moving out if she wants to move on without seeing him.

[@A_top_secret_cat]

That man's life is plagued with karens

[@Kaubak0]

quandale dingle, is... is That You?!!?!

[@anonluxor470]

I would have said to the mother if kids are first priority then they get a table not you you go home

[@WillWilsonII]

Last story: I went from "What's wrong with him" to "What's wrong with YOU for being with this fool

[@Nyghtking]

Story 1: I would have countered with "Lady, 'your kids are starving' tells me you don't feed them and 'it's raining on us and our kids will get sick!' tells me you are willingly endangering your children, all you've done is given me a case to call CPS, get back in line or leave."

[@skylineXpert]

Story 1: what a first world problem that your kids wont wait. No waitress or waiter was born as an octopus...

[@dwarakeshm]

In the first story, there was no one who had kids, but what if, there was a family that had a newborn baby in the line? The entitled family use their kids to get what they want, but not the family with the newborn

[@andymohan20]

Lol. 1st story: if u don't want your kids getting wet in the rain then y leave your house?? Lol

[@toomie8084]

Story 1- If your kids are Starving, that's a C.P.S. issue

[@WillWilsonII]

Sarcastic response: small banner saying "Happy graduation" and a way larger banner saying "Grandma gave me a laptop!"

[@Mistfall254]

Lol

[@christianmarshal6117]

If my MIL says she’s taking back my son’s graduation gift because he didn’t put it in full display my response would be- “You’ll only be taking that laptop back over my dead body, and if you wanna take it anywhere you better be ready to put that bad back of yours into the effort because I fully intend to outlive you old lady!”

[@pokebreederrichard1200]

Starving kids, someone call child services.

[@christianmarshal6117]

If the parents really have a crap about their children one of them would hold their place in line while the other parent waited with their kids in their car.

[@QuickManEXE]

Story 1: They have the right to cut in line??? Then the restaurant has the right to refuse service! Good thing the hostess stood their ground and didnt have to deal with any grief. Also good that the stupid Karen and her family left on ther own. Don't need to deal with that crap, and i'll agree that they've probably done this before and have likely gotten away with it a time or two... and shame on any place that caved into them. Story 2: OP is not a jerk or entitled in any way shape or form. The grandma, on the other hand, major jerk, self-centred and uncaring. Why should so much attention be around her and the laptop, just because she gifted it prior to the graduation? That's just dumb.... and then getting all uptight and bitter because the OP wasn't all like: "Hey, look what grandma got me everyone!". The grandma should consider herself lucky that anyone speaks to her again after this. Story 3: This really is a tough one, as i can see things from both prospectives, but were only really hearing one side of the story here. From what we're hearing though, im going to say that both people can be viewed as jerks here. Until we get more details here (which is unlikely) its a tough one to call. Story 4: This is one of the lamest excuses for jealousy i've ever heard. There's no other way around it. Story 5: I can see why the OP doesn't see much of a future with the bf here... he's a complete lazy knob. I understand the desire to want to make money in other ways then your standard Mon-Fri 9-5 job, but not wanting to get his license or do anything other then play games all day and have the OP pay for pretty much anything is just immature. The OP really needs to re-evaluate the relationship here if nothing improves or changes.

[@aaron75fy]

story 4 sure...if it was the other way around I'm sure we all know whose side you'd be on

[@gomoestas]

Story 3 if she can't be respectful to the OP she can move out of his house

[@Slimmark2]

Story1 I'd have invoked my right to refuse service...

[@tranvanan25]

The first story. It'd be so effin' hilarious to let only the KIDS in and be seated while the parents (who are adults) wait in line until they can get in bc u know. Kids should be prioritised instead of adults.

[@Natsugenshin123]

Story 2 how entilited do you have to be so you get attention when it is someone's else's special day

[@mikethechristiangamer85]

Big deal a 28 year old isn't driving not everyone is capable of driving

[@existinginaspace8347]

Interesting you have Road Trip as the background footage. Peachtown's racetrack too XD ( And yes I know it's a choro q game and road trip is the US release's name )

[@Itz_Cosmicxx]

I thought you left though?? YAYYY YOUR BACK

[@anonymouspatriotnetwork2740]

Hello narrator of the channel, the girlfriend did not walk away because she's still living in his house that's in his name. And telling him he needs to make plans to move out. That chick needs to hit the brick, and not come back

[@jenniferwinek4623]

For the last story all I have to say is RUN GIRL RUN!!!!! He is useless now and will continue to be! Dont let him drag you down. Find a man that has the same goals and work ethic you do! I cannot believe that she went throught this for 8 years?!?! Your stronger then me! =/

[@3olethebuchy]

i sware to god this guy had the biggest L opinion for the 3rd story

[@inkdevil_gamer1374]

To be fair I'm in my thirties and I don't have a driver's license but in my case it's because I get really nervous behind the wheel and I'm just not comfortable at all too many stresses

[@DimaShirshkov1]

Story 1: I don't know why but I expected that lady to say something like "Excuse us, coming through"

[@bobm5951]

Story 3 - The girlfriend seriously SUCKS. OP is better off without the cheater. NOBODY should be on those stupid "dating" apps. With her out of the way he can work on his problems, and now trust issues he'll have due to her, so they don't happen again in the future.

[@SirPlocks]

I didn't get my license till I was 28 but I did ride my mountain bike everywhere

[@jonathanst.thomas31]

The entitled parents should have explored options of staying home and ordering via Door Dash, Grub Hub, or Uber Eats.

[@ailemoonstream7505]

You dont NEED a drivers license in most cities.

[@infinymagnus]

I have the STRONGEST of strong disagrees with your take on the third story. You made it sound like the girlfriend is entirely blameless and did nothing wrong. Did he mess up royally? Yes however that does not give her a free pass. Based on similar stories I have read elsewhere I wouldn't be surprised if the girlfriend had been cheating on him.

[@TheOriginalSomeKidWhoDraws]

I’m in between. *dont come after me*

[@smithsmith1956]

That's the problem with society as a whole. Men get absolutely piled on for the littlest of slights and women get fee passes like candy on Halloween and excuse made for em.

[@saranianimations7820]

I wholeheartedly agree with the narrator. She broke up with him, if she cheated thats on her but he cant keep being clongy to someone whos been very clear about how they broke up

[@MemristerBoogieDown]

@@smithsmith1956 …LOL!

[@DoctorOaks]

Yeah, but there's nothing OP said in the story that makes it sound like she did cheat. He got into her phone AFTER they broke to find dating apps on it then got mad that his ex was on a dating site.

[@mikethechristiangamer85]

Would you give up your house too if you brought it back it your gf broke up with you like I'm story 3?

[@soup.tart.]

Yay titanic reference

[@TestTest-eq3ej]

Is the world suddenly sinking? Do people with kids have to go 1st in line to get inside

[@Vintagetime1765]

Child Mama I'm hungry Karen my baby is going to die of starvation let us threw my babby

[@scottwilson3117]

My sisters used to do that and my mom.

[@sethseth8417]

I always Lisburn to you stories

[@Avrysatos]

Small detail for the non driving boyfriend. If he is in the us technically in most states you must have a drivers license to pump gas. Doesn’t help him any. Either he can make his constant gaming into a career or he needs to learn how to budget his time wisely.

[@JackieSkellington]

In all these tales, people act like children are such precious, delicate, little cherubs...kids are bratty, mouthy, lazy, just plain spoiled and crappy-I blame parents and social media. I'm older, 57, and if I had even thought about doing/saying the things the young ones get away with today I would have been knocked into the next week. No, our dad did not hit us, we just knew better! These kids still ok, but with parents like that they won't be...

[@gaylenewood7707]

I'm glad grandma didn't buy you a box of rubbers or jockstrap cause she'll demand that you put it on the table to show ppl she bought those for you yikes..

[@DreamStalker2]

well i'm in my early 40's and i don't have my Driving License... due to my autism

[@scottwilson3117]

Put the house up for sale and move on kid.

[@johnnymcneal5914]

Children are important if it were a life-and-death situation but this is not a life-and-death situation it was not going to kill them to wait a few extra minutes

[@user-mb8lr1jc8h]

I am 51 and I didn't get my licenses

[@Invisible_Man00]

Listen to this stories with *x* 1.25 speed Its rlly good

[@CeilingPrize]

💀

[@cutetotodile7593]

You should try .25 speed.

[@animetalk8132]

Nah bro don't know how to pump gas like driving is ehh but rule one get that done

[@shawnmcclain2012]

In the first story I would've told them that I was a child too. A child from my mom and dad but I've been waiting patiently in line so you can do the same

[@savag3knight206]

I hate those “and I don’t know what to do” DO SOMETHING THEN COME BACK SO I CAN JUDGE IF YOUR THE JERK OR NOT.

[@doceco]

I really like ur content and it's so great keep it up

[@auriellis]

I love this channel and have been listening for a good while.... but the "and I seriously don't know what to do" after every single story cold open is so uninspired annoying and I seriously don't know what to do.

[@ColorsGlow]

#3 both were jerks..she was on dating apps without telling the partner before. So both jerks

[@eyezblu3]

this is why i'll never work customer service

[@thepianoplayerkid4726]

Same. In a few years I’ll be old enough to work and I don’t think I’ll be working in customer service.

[@milesfreilich968]

2:17 bet it was rehearsed

[@babylulu9180]

So yesterday I heard a mom call the police because a kid hit her son

[@anacupido4477]

Firstly I love your videos and I just don’t get like I thought you said it like in one of your videos before that’s like yet your KZbin platform is going to get taken down can you please reply to this comment so I know like what happens because I’ve been watching a lot of videos and it was sad when you said that your KZbin channel was going to be stopped

[@cajsecret25]

For the final story honestly who dates a man who doesn't have a job?

[@teganweatherill1615]

I’m 30 and I don’t drive I mainly get the bus or walk, but I want to learn to drive I just need a better paying job

[@bluediamond3248]

To me the judgement of the OP in the 3rd story in my opinion is wrong this man has children with this woman and you want to be like "get over it she broke up with you" having children with someone is a deep commitment on top of the emotions that it took to make those children. He is greaving the loss of a relationship with his gf but also the mother of his children what is he supposed to say "well that sucks, I guess you don't love me anymore I'll just be on my way" No, OP probably pictured his life with this woman at some point and when those big plans get shredded into a million pieces in front of your face it make someone freeze and try to reclaim those plans because you pictured yourself in that plan, only to have to try and comprehend a new reality. A million things are probably going on in this guy's head like what's going to happen to his children, was his GF cheating on him, is she not attracted to him because of a different man, so on and so forth. I'm not saying someone should stay together just because you have children together because one person can give it their all while their so called "SO" just looks for the next best thing in their mind just waiting for the opportunity to leave what they don't want. My parents didn't work out and they had never married, but that never stopped my dad from trying to get back with my mom. All I'm saying is that depending on how or why the relationship ended it heatless to just tell someone to basically "suck it up and move on" and from the sounds of it OP's GF just decided to be like "I don't love you anymore, ok bye" out of nowhere. Maybe there is something missing from the story and this was a long time coming but from the information we got it sounds like it was out of nowhere and we have a case of one's heart getting the best of their mouths because the longer they stay in a one sided relationship their kids will suffer. It's awful when parents fight in front of the kids and as much as you might try and hide your disdain for your ex-significant other your kids will eventually catch on and understand that you don't actually love each other. OP is entitled to grieve over the loss of his relationship.

[@sethseth8417]

Love your videos

[@scottwilson3117]

My first wife paid for everything and time to pack in and move.

[@studiowolficek8602]

Where do youget those stories from??

[@westleyburgess3622]

Reddit

[@kerigrabow576]

I don't want to hear that shit about a license I don't have one and I'm 32 years the reason I don't have one is cuz of stupid people on the road and cuz they cost way to much

[@eveerust]

What game is this? PLEASE RESPOND! It looks fun

[@somethingsomething3992]

i came here before 5 minutes lol

[@cube_boi]

How do you find your stories?

[@Grommitmug]

I think Reddit for some, IDK about the others

[@yourlocalasian3453]

Probably r/amIthejerk

[@talonx4266]

Story 2, he should have simply told the grandma earlier about what he was going to do.

[@Azulakayes]

His dad was supposed to take care of it...you seriously can't be blaming OP.

[@talonx4266]

​@@Azulakayes Exactly, they both just subconsciously think the other person already explained to the grandma. Im not saying that the grandma is the good guy, but this might have all been avoided or the intensity decreased if the grandma had been notified earlier of the thinking behind putting the laptop away because of little children.

[@GhostZero17]

Narrator simping as usual. Both are at fault for how messy it is in story 3.

[@mariorojas5748]

In the third story he needs Andrew tate

[@Damian24156]

Video name?

[@MainStratos]

I know this is unrelated to the stories, but what game is this?

[@dogeman5584]

story three why is he leaving she should her name is not on the house he is being weird but she dose have to leave

[@BluePhoenix2013]

A lady actually tried that with me

[@zsoltkalmar8926]

HE'S NOT THE JERK THE GRILFRIEND EX GRILFRIEND IS THE JERK AM NOT KAREN JUST YOUR RUDE NOT TAKEING SOME STUFF SERIOSLY