Karl Heisenberg ASMR | Kidnapping You and Unpredictable Triggers (Resident Evil 8 Village Roleplay)

#ASMR #residentevil #heisenberg #cosplay
Well, darn. Somehow you ended up in Karl Heisenberg’s factory after the man himself has kidnapped you to perform some fairly dubious, pseudo-scientific experiments in order to - I dunno - try to control you or something.
This Resident Evil Village ASMR Heisenberg roleplay has lots of threatening, but relaxing triggers to help knock you out - it has a very strong ‘kidnapping you’ theme, so please be aware that this ASMR roleplay isn’t for every viewer! But, there are lots of chill leather glove sounds, metal, wood and face tapping, the snipping and cutting of scissors, as well as very up close and personal ear to ear whispers. And dancing.
For the voice, I listened to a few interviews with Neil Newbon, the Heisenberg voice actor (who I was surprised to find out was British) and tried to get that transatlantic twang combined with a healthy slathering of Nic Cage - but my goodness it was difficult to do Heisenberg's voice without shouting and swearing the entire time... But, obvs, there's lots of swearing so it ain't for kids.
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Disclaimer: This video is intended for relaxation. Any views, opinions, or advice expressed is purely for the purpose of entertainment, and to induce tingles through ASMR. These videos are not a substitute for traditional medicine, therapy, or any other professional medium, and should not be treated as such! Take all the advice with a pinch of salt, and certainly don’t take it to heart. That being said, please enjoy them, benefit from them, and hopefully get those warm, tingly feelings. Oh, and it’s not for kids.

[@grapegum333]

I feel like Princess Peach with how many times I’ve been kidnapped

[@mr.manlyman3112]

No your turning INTO princess peach

[@Thatguy-px8xh]

M A R I O

[@biblicallyaccurateangel4433]

We're all Princess Peach...

[@zacharydj12]

@Melody lmao

[@Malu-di1ur]

Bowser asmr when

[@malleusmaleficarum2992]

Jim: kidnapping u lots.of us: joke's on you I'm into that shit

[@maeganjones4682]

True🤣

[@androgynousbadassvillain]

Yup

[@Ginneaayy]

TRUE😂😂😂😂😂

[@BestieAva]

🤣😅💀💀 true..

[@fandoms3301]

Lol

[@garbageboystinkman]

i don’t usually chase guys but if he’s a hobo mechanic with magneto powers i might jog a lil

[@maddie5023]

I’d put a lil pep in my step

[@katakurischocolatedonut4294]

I'd move expeditiously Also "hobo mechanic" 😭😂

[@BabyTurtle-om2dk]

I BE SPEEDING, RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN

[@vi0let831]

Hell yeah

[@BabyTurtle-om2dk]

@@vi0let831 wait do you have a tiktok

[@staticnoise2953]

I never thought I would ever simp for anyone, but then heisenberg shot a metal pole right into my heart

[@valerwolf255]

Lmao 😂 great comment.

[@MsYunaFires]

Considering how the entire internet simped for Lady D, its only fair Sir H gets some love too! ;)

[@jarbackk447]

And then I died.... gg

[@tempest206]

Thats hot

[@queenlaura69]

he's so fine and for what-

[@queenlaura69]

Karl: "the ugly ass psycho doll" Me: "yes sir😩"

[@alexyunikki4476]

i disagree with this personally

[@cthulumythosreporter8515]

Karl: Ugly ass psycho doll *points at a picture of you* You: T_T

[@Xx-xk7xu]

I laughed way too loud AJDNAJDNAJJDSJ

[@queenlaura69]

Pls why does my comment have almost 600 likes😭😭

[@hilariously_dum]

@@alexyunikki4476 okay…?

[@tyto.2719]

Karl: "Your other knee, please." Me: "Well, since you asked so politely..."

[@aperson9561]

i smell sus in the air

[@katakurischocolatedonut4294]

I really said "Okay here ya go 😌... wait WAIT WAIT😨😨

[@Soupylemonadeee]

Treating us like royalty

[@tyto.2719]

@@Soupylemonadeee ON GOD BESTIE 🤪

[@ironfeather3795]

Potatly

[@LordLoocker]

Okay, dude, seriously, how do you manage to look, sound, and act like... everyone? It's amazing.

[@cathyskywalker77]

It's because Jim is a Chi-meleon 🦎😄

[@anonymus123tolo]

@@cathyskywalker77 What can I say? Your joke was not bad but I didn't laugh at all....so I will give you a 11.5 just because I liked your try. Have a nice day. :^)

[@bugballs2211]

He is *everyone*

[@salemcrow5078]

@@cathyskywalker77 I read it as chi-melon at first and was very confused what the joke was. Then I re-read it lol

[@cathyskywalker77]

@@salemcrow5078 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@captainbitsy1235]

When He held up syringe with iron in it I literally thought “Thanks I’m anemic”

[@androgynousbadassvillain]

Bro same💀

[@PossiblyLeAnnLol]

You got a wheeze out of me not gonna lie. SAME.

[@reirats70]

6 min in and look at the comments "EXCUSE ME!!?!?!?!"

[@ethandoedtman5977]

💀

[@katakurischocolatedonut4294]

Hello fellow anemics

[@plushdinosaur7917]

Im literally down so horrendously bad for Heisenberg its not even funny

[@bentschemes1107]

no shame, i’m down bad for lady dimitrescu.

[@atree4487]

I’m down so bad for this voice actor (he does Heisenberg, Astarion, and Kamski) it’s literally not even funny anymore

[@mocachoco4752]

@@bentschemes1107 jim chi lady D asmr when

[@NuclearGhoul]

THIS is such a m o o d

[@bentschemes1107]

@@mocachoco4752 lmaooo please

[@TirarADeguello]

You're doing good, Jim, excellent portrayal.

[@francisattic]

Tirar lurkin 👀

[@Samstar369]

Mike, you should also do one of these Resident Evil 8 ones! Some kind of Dr. Andrew Michaels investigation of the mold or interviewing Ethan Winters

[@hexgrimoireetc9829]

Wait, have you been playing Resident Evil 8, Tirar? I didn't know you were a gamer! :D

[@JungleHunter06]

By god, HE’S A GAMER

[@dylanu1384]

So are we going to get Tirar as Moreau? I'll wait patiently

[@melodyj661]

Plot twist: we’re a corpse and he’s talking to himself

[@penta1239]

not really a plot twist if we’re portraying Ethan winters here

[@melodyj661]

@@penta1239 True xD

[@Glitch-Phases]

@@penta1239 OH SH*T YOUR RIGHT

[@UriskOfTheFae]

@FrozenSneak 12 From what's available in game, we don't really have evidence of him having actually used living subjects for his experiments, but we know for a fact from a journal entry he considered it, since his early experiments couldn't generate enough power to be viable in combat. The very next entry, however, is of successfully boosting the power output of the heart-cadou-generator he was using, with no more mention of living subjects, so honestly we really don't know. It's not unreasonable to headcanon either way. But he definitely considered using living subjects.

[@waynestacey8458]

Still would simp

[@erzherzogalbrecht8504]

I wonder if they ever make a Heisenberg timeline DLC. Where Ethan accepts Heisenbergs offer to work with him

[@dragonvoiceasmr9685]

OMG YES! That so needs to happen! ((Don't mind the ASMR part of my name - Wanting to start becoming a voice actor))

[@tescobag5704]

Considering the DLC of resi 7, its more likely than we think I'm guessing

[@weskershades]

I wish

[@bakugousgirlfriend2245]

OMGG i want a DLC of Heisenberg😍

[@ShadowForGod]

Hopefully, but I know for a fact their gonna do another Chris Redfield DLC

[@bandana4814]

The amount of times I've been kidnapped and let go is astonishing!

[@seekthtruth]

Me to we must have the worst (or best) luck!

[@thegamingrose1890]

At this point just pick up the chair and leave with it

[@benzass95]

Victim's Incorporated is always looking to hire, we offer benefits and great life insurance (accidents happen afterall)

[@sleepyhead_angel9525]

I guess we would have liked to keep BOTH of our eyes, but ya win some ya lose a few vital body parts

[@The_Stewart_Fam]

@@sleepyhead_angel9525 yep

[@Autective]

H: "Its a big but. You know what that is right?" Me: "Lady D?" H: *looks at her picture then back to the camera* "uncertainty." Me: "Oh no I'm pretty certain about my answer"

[@_linski_8924]

Hahaha yass, I thought pretty much the same at that moment 😂

[@reirats70]

I just got to that part and omg

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

This made me laugh way too much

[@salty_mal0]

Heisenberg: **being threatening** Me: **simping the entire time**

[@harruu._5485]

That shit for... Men

[@pizzaextremetv2242]

@@harruu._5485 yes... problem?

[@gabriellaleander]

same xD lol what the hell

[@shiverfan4867]

​@@pizzaextremetv2242 gay

[@Simpfor_0lderW0men7]

It becomes a problem when I start searching asmr of the characters I simp over…………or perhaps it dosnt?… maybe.. just a thought👀🔅

[@Union.Of.The.666]

Heisenberg is surprisingly chill without Sturm to constantly interrupt him

[@thelastnutbender6857]

i actually think ethan could have trusted him if he had been willing to use rose as a weapon

[@katylepetsos7512]

@@thelastnutbender6857 yeah but think about it, Rose is his infant daughter, using her as a “weapon” while she’s a baby does not sound good.

[@n.c.pictures]

@@thelastnutbender6857 honestly they probably could've worked out a way to defeat Miranda even without using rose if only Ethan tried to have a proper conversation with heisenberg

[@batjackattack5556]

@@n.c.pictures to be fair, he’s just here to get his fungy baby. if he has to kill miranda, then so be it.

[@hammertime5914]

Given Ethan was able to just walk in and cap Miranda I don't really see why they needed rose as a weapon in the first place. Hell they could have just said "I help you kill her you help me get to her and get my baby girl back" simple

[@annprime2998]

My brain: Don't flirt with him Me: pff I'm gonna flirt with-

[@harruu._5485]

That shit for men

[@EtherealRE4]

If I'm gonna die I'm gonna die ✨hard✨

[@pizzaextremetv2242]

@@EtherealRE4 YES

[@jwfjwf4031]

Listen I always said I wanted Heisenberg to nail me but I feel like we may have a miscommunication

[@tavitay9737]

🤣same

[@queenlaura69]

same but replace the n with r

[@harrison1104]

@@queenlaura69 nice

[@queenlaura69]

@@harrison1104 yes😁👍

[@seanhemrick8195]

This comment is a mood

[@captainbitsy1235]

Heisenberg:That fucking freak just sings all day Strum:AND I WILL ALWAYS LOOOVVVEE YOU *But it’s being played on 3 chainsaws*

[@salemcrow5078]

Okay but this but it's that vine where it says like holy shit in the middle Sturm: AND IIIIIIIII Heseinburg: HOLY SHIT Sturm: WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOUU OOOHHH

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

​@@salemcrow5078That's from Jontron

[@richietribe9487]

I like how you say Mirander like the real Heisenberg does

[@Blue-rz1cv]

Mirander

[@sentientbottleofglue6272]

Mirander

[@zqueen1229]

What kind of accent is that that the original voice actor used? He also says Idea as Idear like he adds the r sound to cirtain words. Idk why :/

[@crazyfrogbu]

@@zqueen1229 I’m not quite sure if it’s any particular accent. The original voice actor is British so it could just be him making up an American accent that doesn’t exist

[@siffrinskies7780]

@@crazyfrogbu well, Neil (Karl’s VA) also voiced Gavin Reed and Elijah Kamski in Detroit: Become Human, and the American accents he used there were very accurate. So I’m not sure if it’s just him having fun with a voice, or if he’s going for an actual accent here...

[@artofket]

Me: *simping* Him: "and it's a big but(t)" Me: *snorts*

[@shotaaizawa3715]

Oop-

[@Bhaalkanwoman]

3:58 that line there, awakened something in me that i didnt knew existed.

[@dragonias6725]

Sus

[@zorion5402]

Mood

[@ollah4]

I can,t even

[@bigman9565]

When I heard that line X-Men First Class That bit where Hank goes to takeba dna sample from Raven And Erik butts in and says "kinky"

[@crazybabuskaman3923]

Being gay?

[@scaredstar9127]

Hero's:"The villain is in the city, but where will we find them?" The villain: 0:05

[@memesbecauselife2519]

Most underrated comment I've seen so far😂😂

[@mikeratomn3475]

Ikr

[@pj5403]

So true tho

[@scarletpanther2513]

“Ha ha hee hee ho ha, ah ha, and I thought My jokes are bad”-Legendary Joker

[@denniscowe3289]

Me: Idk Donna’s kinda attractive Karl: Ugly ass psycho doll Me: Yeah!

[@wetbread239]

fr

[@iloveyouguys3070]

Oh I thought the dolls name was Angie. To be honest. Donna was nice enough to let you beat the crap out of her

[@denniscowe3289]

@@iloveyouguys3070 it is Angie, but she’s controlled by Donna so

[@iloveyouguys3070]

Ah. Well hey I still want to smash their head in

[@inviotb]

Me this whole video: “Jokes on you I’m into that shit!”

[@urfavoritefurry4368]

Same tho-

[@pizzaextremetv2242]

FUCKING SAME

[@junebunny0712]

Same!

[@peterboudinot2520]

Free top surgery AND fixing my iron deficiency? Homie a whole 24/7 Care Clinic

[@HeyItsMutt]

SAME THO

[@junebunny0712]

Yes!

[@oliveris_tired]

LEGIT same here!!

[@tenteniii7850]

I kinda feel like ethan winters with how many times I should of died by now-

[@jje7613]

@shadonic565 that would be kinda sick just pour some magic water on my hand and my whole body heals

[@RedHotCarnations]

@shadonic565 I mean, we might because I accidentally kicked a fridge too hard and broke half of my toenail off. It didn't hurt for some reason and I just poured some water on it and the next day it was freakin fine??

[@nopenope1305]

Even Lord Heisenberg's real VA feels the same tho, I remember once watching him play the game and go like "I don't wanna be Ethan Winters anymore". Twas hilarious.

[@shariploof1493]

@@nopenope1305 yo i wanna watch that

[@hollylrose4735]

The second I saw Heisenberg in the game, I was so hopeful that you'd do an asmr of him - his character design definitely fits with the types of characters you usually play on this channel. You did a wonderful job as always!!

[@dfdhf13]

Honestly, I saw Heisenberg and instantly thought. This dude would be the perfect asmr version of him

[@iam_sherlocked8421]

15:00 just imagine being kidnapped by Heisenberg and he comes to jingle his keys in your ear

[@hikkiko9050]

Ngl I'd lowkey start laughing

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

With my dumbass giggling he’d probably stab me but I’m okay with that 👀

[@shiverfan4867]

​@@hikkiko9050 same

[@thehorrorfiend23]

Heisenberg: *blows raspberry* Me: *immediately busts out laughing* It was just soooo unexpectedly funny 😆

[@callmegkiddoyt2588]

When he called us hot-shot I did a double-take- jeeeezuz christ I'm simping hard for this dude-

[@noahissleepy000]

I really like the detail that you pronounce "Miranda" like "Mirander", just like the original VA. Amazing work as always!

[@demiurgence9777]

I had headphones in and heard that and started dying

[@peachfang]

i immediately thought of the origarmi killer thing from heavy rain lmao

[@oliviabytner1614]

I haven't been kidnapped in like....2 weeks. I definitely missed that 😁

[@cathyskywalker77]

Same here! So much fun, innit??😄

[@victoriapulcifer6218]

*Him: doesn't talk* *Me in my mind:* _The voice the voice the voice it's the most important part of this whole operation don't fuck it up--_ *Him:* Well... well... _Well._ Would you look what the lycan dragged in. Huh? *chuckles* *Me:* _YEEEEEEEEEEEEE_

[@ocstudiosandcritique2090]

EXACTLY HOW I FELT

[@ocstudiosandcritique2090]

@FrozenSneak 12 SAMMEEEEEE

[@oni_x9152]

THAT'S HOW I FELT

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

I HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN A CHANCE TO LISTEN TO THE VOICE. I GOT TOO FLUSTERED WHEN HE WALKED ON THE DAMN SCREEN. AAAAAAAA

[@avosmash2121]

Holy shit I KNOW he's way too good

[@its_rampage2680]

"You had to go your own way. Like Fleetwood fuckin' Mac" Me: *wheezing* 🤣🤣

[@jonathanjoestar3354]

Oml the fleetwood mac ref BYEEE

[@xxx_sista_jud3_xxx]

I fucking love Fleetwood Mac, so I absolutely enjoy this.

[@raeviss]

I need y'all to stop feeding my addiction, THIS IS NOT HEALTHY 😂😂

[@theradicalginger3060]

Oh shoot the sign got knocked down Please dont feed ASMR XD

[@missingtvhead1943]

Srry I think I knocked the sign down

[@raeviss]

@@missingtvhead1943 ah hell 💀

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

This sign won’t stop me cuz I can’t read!! *send all the Heisenberg fics*

[@albertstrauss8287]

This is amazing. The reason why Heisenberg is my favorite character is because of his strange ways of acting and speaking. He can say something and suddenly change tone out of nowhere, and I feel as you perfectly portray his character.

[@xxx_sista_jud3_xxx]

Just like how he says M’rander

[@scoot-scoot51341]

Imagine if he's actually talking to Ethan's corpse after he dies in his boss fight.

[@TrishPlayzRoblox]

40 MINUTES WITH THIS MAN YES PLEASE THANK YOU

[@gothametalS0M]

I LOVE YOUR PFP AND USERNAME 😩

[@skylasparkle7710]

Not me having a random ass dream about being in a secret relationship with Heisenberg and then finding this video a few days later-

[@urfavoritefurry4368]

Hold up the exact same thing happened to me

[@skylasparkle7710]

@@urfavoritefurry4368 Are we perhaps . . . Destined??

[@anobody7467]

I think Ethan should of joined him ngl:/

[@cs3k3]

Why? There are 2 options: 1. As soon as you and him kill Miranda he double crosses you and kills you & keeps Rose for her powers. 2. You and Heisenberg bring Rose to Miranda, and the moment you arrive they just kill ya without hesitation. I mean Heisenberg was her favourite "child-thing", and I think that was for a reason.

[@anobody7467]

@@cs3k3 eh, fuck it, its extra help, I guess I was thinking of it in a more realistic setting, I dont think I could kill any of them so the help would be more then welcome XD

[@KunSimonn]

For me if Ethan join Hisenburg it's will lead you to the canon ending but this time you can decide to give Rose to Chris or Hisenburg,Chirs was a good ending but Hisenburg is bad ending

[@mothball-8324]

Exactly like, Ethan, you can make a new baby if you want. Its not that big of a deal that they have rose

[@salemcrow5078]

@@mothball-8324 well they did also have Mia so that also sorta complicates things in terms of “making a new one”.

[@Samstar369]

Let's see how fast you fall asleep, Winters.

[@connyaaaa5555]

Are we not gonna talk about how his face genuinely looks animated with that lighting? Like damn, I was wondering if he actually animated it for a second there

[@amarislouvel1005]

You portrayed him so well! I also love how you enunciated “bitch” just like he did in the game haha

[@shotaaizawa3715]

:O

[@rachelzx97]

A lot of friends who don't usually talk in our group chat are discussing how excited they are now🤣 we all have been waiting for this!

[@boop8685]

I see so many people talk about Lady D but nobody talking about my guy Heisenberg? Like? God, I'm a huge sucker for this fictional man

[@ChrisplayzUnlimited]

I won't lie same here I think there is a lot of simps Lady d.

[@jupitersspace2004]

Heisenberg: pulls out a brown eye and pops it in his mouth, disgusting mouth sounds Me: sir my eyes are gree- aUGH, STOP, ILL CLAIM IT AS MINE, JUST TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, PLEASE

[@DDMF69]

When he's waiting for Ethan to come to his factory.

[@saladbarjoe]

Wow, you did an amazing job of capturing the character! I'm a huge fan of Neil Newbon's acting (mostly because of Detroit: Become Human), and you absolutely nailed his voice while also making it your own. Very impressive, i love it!

[@saladbarjoe]

@Joseph Dematas he plays both Gavin Reed (the asshole detective) and Elijah Kamski (the creator of androids that meets with Connor & Hank)

[@stop987]

This! Also love him in baldurs gate 3 as Astarion

[@preston-prezton5666]

OMG YES IM PLAYING DETROIT AND I NEVER SEE PPL TALKING ABOUT IT

[@trlycrlym7768]

He nailed it get it-

[@user-bi6hr3on9r]

I’m actually on my way to Heisenberg’s factory, what a timing😏

[@de_falt]

Spoiler: he ded

[@kermitthefrog9623]

@@de_falt hahah you're so funny

[@kristinaflint7837]

Tell him I said hi

[@laurancezgacha3051]

Make sure to play the wild west music on the way

[@natsueyama]

@@de_falt H a h a nice joke **is in denial**

[@milostout613]

Gonna be completely honest, in stress situations, I start giggling nervously, so for like have this video I was just giggling.

[@tavitay9737]

Me too!

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Completely get it... except I’m already flustered with just the Heisenberg character, so I already came into the video being a giggling mess and can’t even get through it rn!

[@chookinathunderstorm3446]

Even in such an innocent, playful, sexy game as '" Chase me!.....Chase me! " I cpuld never help collapsing into helpless giggles way too soon and ruin the whole suspense.

[@milostout613]

@@chookinathunderstorm3446 LMAO SAMEE

[@chelcigearhiser3421]

I love Jim’s natural Brit accent, but there’s something about his low western American voice that always gives me tingles.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Oh is he British? This is the first vid I’ve ever seen of his! (Enough to get me to sub lol) but so is Neil Newbon so I guess that’s perfect for the Heisenberg accent lol

[@SavExe]

I expected to get nailed, but not like this.

[@cathyskywalker77]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@justawildsofia2868]

I said Where are you hammering me out loud. wheezed hard after

[@cathyskywalker77]

@@justawildsofia2868 That comment really hit the ( cough cough) nail on the head....

[@justawildsofia2868]

@@cathyskywalker77 Our humour is so cheesy😂😂😭

[@cathyskywalker77]

@@justawildsofia2868 Yes indeed! 😁🧀🧀🧀🧀

[@michelledavo7055]

Dude... the way your moving around is like your actually part of the game- so cool!

[@MsYunaFires]

dare one hope for a Detroit: Become Human roleplay? Heisenberg is played by the guy who did Kamski in that, and Jim here has already nailed the actor's mannerisms to a T

[@RaccoonFace]

YES I FINALLY FOUND ANOTHER DBH FAN

[@lollipoplp8094]

Or maybe even Gavin Reed? All three Charakters are played by Neil Newbon

[@Barium_HydrOxide]

"Certainty , what does it mean to you" Me : explains the heisenberg theory of uncertainty to the screen

[@spinalc0rd913]

Damn, I lowkey wanted to go to Heisenberg.

[@captainbitsy1235]

I highkey want to go to Heisenberg

[@bakugousgirlfriend2245]

Samee u.u

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

High key

[@Savannah-ez2wp]

The fact that everyone is simping for Heisenberg now is wonderful😂 thank you for this!

[@marystone860]

I am so glad I am not the only one! I am falling for this guy so hard right now!

[@RevenantIsMyBabgirl]

And im fucking simping for the doll like, what the hell? :'D

[@ChrisplayzUnlimited]

What the hell is wrong with you?

[@heartsforyou499]

Jim : just in Karl Heisenberg Me : *SCREAMS IN SIMP*

[@harruu._5485]

That shit for... Men

[@Theheroofyokohama]

I hope there'll be a video where we agreed with heisenberg and he's discussing his plans with us

[@ocstudiosandcritique2090]

Anybody: how many kidnap ASMRs do you want? Me: *Yes*

[@distressedbagofbeans]

Jim: Whatever you do, don't look behind you! Me, laying in bed, facing the wall:😳

[@RevenantIsMyBabgirl]

Same

[@underfloof805]

The 10 dislikes are the 4 lords + mother Miranda + the village

[@chrisbloodborne5371]

3 of the lords, Heisenberg putted a like

[@underfloof805]

@@chrisbloodborne5371 right right

[@queenlaura69]

+the flies

[@aperson9561]

+Lady D’s daughters

[@babynyxe4784]

Made this cos I was bored Intro 0:00 - 3:18 Tying you up 3:18 - 4:04 Rambles about uncertainty 4:04 - 6:02 Hammers nails in you (hammering starts at 8:01 ) 6:02 - 14:11 He rewards you 14:11 - 16:48 He cuts off bits of you (cutting starts at 18:00) 16:48 - 18:15 Takes a break to yell at henchman 18:15 - 19:21 Resume cutting 19:21 - 22:24 He puts iron in you 22:24 - 25:30 He puts on a wonderful performance 25:30 - 26:02 Takes out one of your eyes (gouging starts at 27:36) 26:02 - 29:30 He waves a stick in your face 29:30 - 31:17 He takes out your teeth 31:17 - 34:11 Stabs/cuts you 34:11 - 38:16 The final test (spoiler: it doesn't work) 38:16 - 39:35 Yells at henchman again 39:35 - 39:48 He is mad 39:48 - 40:25 U die or sth idk 40:25 - 40:35

[@shinx5605]

W

[@_The__Eyes_]

Ily sm for this

[@sapphire8507]

Me, seeing this before I get two minutes in: 😮😶

[@lenamoon6948]

The description of the last one genius😂 I literally died of laughing 😂🤣

[@shadder8468]

40:25-40:35 he knocks u down from the hole where the Sturm is

[@delsinrowe6696]

Who would’ve thought asmr of having nails hammered into your bones would be so calming🤔

[@jar768jake]

Jim Heisenberg gets close: I have to take out your eye. Me: 👁👄👁 okay Me later: 👁👄X more please

[@cathyskywalker77]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cathyskywalker77]

Yep, so now we have two less teeth, nails in our knees, and with only one 👁️ we are also a freaking Cyclops. Let's see what job opportunities are available for the likes of us🤔....Maybe a door? Already got the peep hole ..Hey, don't mind me, I'm just "board"....and it's in the 90s here in Connecticut, so....

[@Zenobiax117]

Am I the only one to think that hiesenberg looks like boomer Dante ?

[@imsorrythankyouplease7613]

@@cathyskywalker77 let me know when it gets to the 2000’s in Connecticut so I can roll around on my Heelys and listen to Gwen Stefani.

[@cathyskywalker77]

@@imsorrythankyouplease7613 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 2000 degrees would be like Dragonfire hot🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[@internetspookies]

this is the most amazing impression of heisenberg i’ve ever heard, it’s like i’m listening to the voice actor. SO COOL

[@xanderfernandez]

Heisenberg is my favorite character in Resident Evil 8 and your portrayal of him is on point.👏

[@cathyskywalker77]

"What time is it? Tooth hurty...and I'm a dentist"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🦷🦷

[@Star-essedOut]

...It is my first time experiencing one of these things, and when he ACTUALLY did the nail thing, it was almost like I was feeling it... ...I'm INTRIGUED. What is this???

[@kropotkinnie]

i'm a bisexual disaster man, and this asmrtist is really fueling it

[@evelynnarrington1650]

As a fellow bisexual disaster person. You're not alone

[@that_acidic_psych_ward]

As a pansexual disaster man i feel the same

[@swagpotato720]

3:15 certainly isn’t helping my predicament

[@enchantedcrane6328]

Yeah I'm pretty sure Jim himself is a bisexual disaster person at this point or at least teases all of us BDPs on purpose

[@urfavoritefurry4368]

As an omnisexual disaster I agree with this statement

[@pbvibes6789]

I'm always so blown away by how natural the accents sound. If I didn't know Jim is British, I would have no idea. Also now that I've read Nic Cage inspired this voice, i cannot unhear his influence 😭😂

[@kittenshakatcan]

Anyone else have a sudden urge to see Jim try FNAF's Purple guy?

[@StarSlayyer]

YES OMG-

[@cryonara]

HOLY SHIT- HE SHOULD!

[@MadeOfConfusion]

Literally just dresses up as an 8 bit purple dude 😭🤣

[@allbeendamned4485]

!!

[@whatismylifeanymore]

@@MadeOfConfusion lmaooo

[@_wintersrot_]

“I’m gonna put a nail in ya” My genuine, exact reaction: AYO ETHAN- ETHAN HELP-

[@DabiLOVmember]

"Look what the Lycan dragged in" Me: Listen, I let em bring me here aight? "You don't believe me do you? hotshot" Me: *Stroke*

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

S a me

[@Fatsaver]

Never has torture ever felt more amazing

[@liv4love-22d8]

Let me go you Hobo Magneto!!! You'll never take me alive *faceplants to floor trying to escape*

[@meowmewcula7039]

Worth everything! That camera shake effect is so good!

[@zeyata-cicero-herron4608]

"This Resident Evil Village ASMR Heisenberg roleplay has lots of threatening, but relaxing triggers...And dancing." The best addition by far is, yes, the dancing.

[@laurancezgacha3051]

Bet it's cowboy dancing

[@MrRogerBlake]

After Shanny ad Lady Dimitrescu and Jim as Heisenberg i'm just waiting to see who's gonna give Donna Beneviento a try.

[@mischiefmanaged444]

Well done as always. I would rate this kidnapping 4/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Had to deduct one star because Matt is still my favorite. 🥰

[@KiaraM]

Same 😉 I miss Matt very much too and would love to see him again

[@superbfinch2000]

“You may be sittin’ but you ain’t pretty.” Heisenberg doesn’t think I’m pretty? 🥺😢😭

[@bloodmoon5957]

Alternative title: Heisenberg nails you and does experiments with your body [ASMR] (RE 8: Village) (not sexual)

[@danielnavarro537]

“My daughter isn’t a weapon. I don’t give a damn about your family issues.”- Ethan Winters

[@drippy42069]

The true MVP!

[@cottonclown8344]

I don’t know if I should be scared or flustered 😳💕

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Yes

[@FoolOfTheStars]

Both. Both is good

[@urfavoritefurry4368]

✨scaroused✨

[@user-dj8kp7vo2g]

the attention to detail in this is CRAZY! The way he says "marander", the pacing around, you can literally see DUST floating around in the air- wild

[@SailorMars768]

I won't lie, this had me biting my lip quite a few times. Excellent job.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Same 😳

[@urfavoritefurry4368]

I was biting my lip the entire time

[@SeptienPatterson]

Who's to say Johnny Depp isn't taking notes from Jim on character acting? Damn, he's good at immersing himself into a character. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

[@jenni8729]

Having spoken to Nic Cage in person, I’d say that’s more than a healthy slathering. I heard it before I read the description. You’re bringing the goods, as always, Jim.

[@kimia2956]

I was expecting Heisenberg to talk about uncertainty- OMG ouch!!!😭😨

[@captainbitsy1235]

I know I’m commenting way to much but damn Heisenberg:I’m gonna cut something off of you Me:Oh yay the top surgery I always wanted

[@jupitersspace2004]

ME TOOOO

[@njo191]

41%

[@crunchypringles1655]

Mood

[@The.ChaosCorner]

MOOD

[@dino-mite2661]

I literally thought the same thing 😆

[@Heather-qf9jk]

I had been WAITING for Jim to do a heisenberg, literally the second I saw him I knew his character was right up Jim's alley. Excellent portrayal, you nailed his mannerisms!!

[@iuwudidsomethingforonce458]

i accidentally discover this. this makes me feel so many different emotions i cant even-.. istg im in love with this video-

[@otakus1216]

Same These emotions don't even have a word..

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Same... like simping is not the word for it anymore... just highkey crushing or smthning on this character now I can’t- 😰

[@spacecowboy7148]

Jim I never stop being impressed with these cosplays, I mean god DAMN that's a whole man

[@RainyDelaneyy]

Me responding to everything like this is an actual conversation

[@quilledwings]

karl: “you lack…. the vision” BRO YOU TOOK MY EYE

[@claireoverturf8988]

OMG I WAS LOOKING FOR HEISENBERG BUT COULDN'T FIND ANY!!! You my friend have blessed me!

[@RinaAudio]

I am blown away you got Heisenberg spot on this is absolutely amazing!

[@cheesebandit5312]

I CHOKED SO BAD ON MY OWN SPIT EHEN YOU SUDDENLY GOT CLOSE

[@aperson9561]

childe????

[@cheesebandit5312]

@@aperson9561 HELLO!!!!!

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

MANS GOT US ALL FLUSTERED IRL WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

[@urfavoritefurry4368]

SAME I FUCKING LOST IT-

[@shotaaizawa3715]

Oh damn

[@saibogu002love]

I'm usually not really affected by ASMR much, i clicked for the Roleplay concept... Holy hecks, the voice, the attitude. That's full commitment there. Really chilled in the vibe. Any chance we will see more of Heisenberg around ?

[@marystone860]

I hope so! I hope he does more of these in the future! OMG!!! He is SO good at it!

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

I usually listen to ASMR as it does wonders for my sleep and studying, but damn this one is hard to get through only because of my high key simping for the character 😂