Karl Pilkington's Funniest Theories | Compilation, Part Three

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[@DeathEgg666]

That crab thing tricked me lol

[@alisonramsbottom8995]

I listen everyday. This man is amaze x

[@vrind9538]

0:40 downloading crab memories

[@joenaz4311]

These are so comforting. Thanks for the upload

[@benh4544]

19 years ago they were recorded... Shocking

[@lightbeforethetunnel]

Wow! Time flies

[@Kassidwyer]

Well if I ever felt old

[@monaebreak561]

@Dizhere No you were an egg.

[@spimbles]

@@monaebreak561 ...no? lmfao what

[@Simon-fr4ts]

Imagine being me. I knew about Ricky and I heard the name Karl Pilkington back then (I am a year older than Karl) and never thought much of it back then. I stumbled upon the XFM stuff a couple of weeks ago and I think I have consumed everything available with these 3. What an amazing experience.

[@robinsarchiz]

I know the crab story isn't true, but I'm going with it anyways.

[@popupssuck00]

Ok but i absolutely thought the crab thing was true

[@jaymercer4692]

I didn’t believe all of it but I’m ashamed to admit I didn’t dismiss it all. I could tell Ricky hadn’t a clue of what he was talking about with the methods of finding the crabs memories, so I assumed Ricky and Steve were being stupid and misinterpreting science not just lying. But I thought crabs inheriting memories might be somewhat true. My reasoning was because a lot of creatures know where there ancestral breeding grounds are and perhaps there was some method of passing that location as important down through generations. But I suppose after hearing the obvious bullshit of the pregnant person one I should have figured out they were pissing about.

[@justinanderson267]

I dismissed it immediately. Not because it wasn't partially believable, but because I could tell they were setting Karl up for humiliation. I feel sorry for that dude. Just because they have convinced him that they aren't bullying him, doesn't make it so. And what's worse it's two on one. He brings all the entertainment and not only does he get shit on for it but most of it is ruined by Ricky's god awful laughter. This video has edited a lot of it out. You should hear the original.

[@courtesywater6hi992]

@@justinanderson267 Your American aren't? In UK this is how we talk to our mates. There's plenty of times they talk about how freakish Steve looks or how fat Ricky is. It's UK humour we literally greet each other with 'alright cunt'

[@bestofmma5471]

@@justinanderson267 Bullying or not Karl still had an amazing run with two of them. Made a shit load of money and most people adore him.

[@barryallen8088]

I was spoofed until they started giggling taking it too far

[@pgsmith22]

Poor KP; such an uneventful life since the success of Little Donkey percussion and paper rounds.😆

[@0OriginalE0]

I was 11 when they recorded this im 30 now!

[@paulfitzpatrick6290]

Well done

[@veronica3986]

?! Blimey 2023 now. You can tell its still new year any excuse to write it down 🤔🤔👍

[@evolveordissolve9118]

Still the best medicine 7 years later.

[@rbfish4830]

Still listening 😂to

[@sarahcotton-vb3de]

I must be gullible because Ricky really sold that crab thing and I fell for it hook line and sinker lol

[@AVALARMusicOfficial]

Same 🤣

[@bbyshady]

I caught one once he said the bigger crab was feeding a smaller one. Crabs don’t do that. But still, he sold it pretty well

[@gavalar7485]

The Ride track that the Feeder song reminds Ricky of is "VAPOUR TRAIL". I know I'm nearly 20 years late but if someone could let Ricky know, y'know put his mind at rest. I'm sure he'll appreciate it!

[@Tor010]

not one eyed purple headed people eater then?

[@kyoseryt]

You really think Ricky Gervais looks through comments on videos compiling of his stolen content

[@Tor010]

@@kyoseryt Don't think that's what he was saying, but....

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

@@kyoseryt yikes, you missed the joke entirely.

[@goneshootin2324]

Ee😦😦👍🏻😜😲😉👍🏻😉👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😲👍🏻😲👍🏻👍🏻😲😲😦

[@bennovotny4813]

Never enough Pilky

[@DownUndaWhereTheresThunda]

Pilky 0 1

[@jxb4571]

@@DownUndaWhereTheresThunda how many candles u burnin

[@Alfie-ft3bx]

@@jxb4571 19

[@Alfie-ft3bx]

@Epic Gamer Manchester

[@MrCheesyBaconBits]

Cheers mate

[@leemp8352]

All that tech,,,Spy Crabs 😀

[@VeryanStrong.]

So sad to find out the crab thing isn't real, I thought that was really amazing

[@jxb4571]

same

[@Adam-wt5pn]

Lol I never thought I'd care so much about it I'm actually gutted 🤣😂🤣

[@BiggerBopper]

Out of the frying pan into the saucepan

[@jimmytoothpaste1757]

It’s worrying to see how many people thought that crab story was true. 😭😭😭

[@error.delete4945]

At the time sure fair play. In this bizarro year of 2023, it doesn't sound that far fetched...

[@wajihbec1087]

@@error.delete4945 mate i have to think twice if it was true or not while re-listening to these 😂

[@error.delete4945]

@@wajihbec1087 Honestly, Ricky is such an amazing actor and sells it so well either way that I doubt anybody wouldn't fall for it 🤣 poor Karl didn't stand a chance

[@hashshashiyinn]

This was 2002😮

[@viperx1977]

ohh ffs i just googled crab memory download

[@Malignus68]

25:00 This story is actually true. It was told by Paul Harvey many years ago on his radio program.

[@alisonramsbottom8995]

Karl your ace 😆❤️💯

[@the1jxk]

Ricky’s clever 😂😂😂

[@urbexyounggun2214]

Imagine remembering your own birth from your mother's perspective 🤔

[@rjkogan8064]

No

[@TotalTuxedo]

Looking down, seeing your wet, goopy head sliding out. Sheesh...

[@urbexyounggun2214]

@@TotalTuxedo that's unacceptable.

[@thedude4798]

Yes

[@turbodoof]

I always thought Karl was actually pretty smart. But after hearing him eat that crab story up now I know he's actually a loveable idiot. Ricky and Steve must of had mad fun with him 😅

[@kurluk04]

44:50 - he was using the toilet 😂

[@alisonramsbottom8995]

Your brill x😢❤

[@loopular1]

I think it’s a bit mean that they tricked Karl with the crab story.

[@maggietyner4101]

And to trick me with the crab story

[@goob8945]

I was so disappointed to find out it was false

[@antihero1484]

DARPA does have remote neural monitoring technology. They made up a story, with some truth to it.

[@alisonramsbottom8995]

Come to Burnley x

[@bubblezovlove7213]

A flash in the pan a musket misfire. The powder pan flashed when the spark hit it but didn't fully set the gun off......

[@alisonramsbottom8995]

Have you watched that film ,bank of Dave ‘ filmed in Burnley. You would be great here x

[@nicolasrage1104]

I tried looking up the crab story on KZbin. Tricky Ricky!

[@burnsloads]

Pilky's Prognostications

[@101wormwood]

Kwisats crab

[@gavalar7485]

Muab (seafood) Dip. No? I'll get me coat.

[@macadonards1100]

Anyone else bummed the crab formation story wasn’t real

[@antihero1484]

DARPA does have remote neural monitoring technology.

[@allibababoo]

According to what?

[@antihero1484]

@@allibababoo, DARPA

[@vivavaldez87]

@@antihero1484 More like derpa...

[@OpinionatedAsshole]

@@vivavaldez87 unfortunately hes right theres a vid on yt of scientists viewing and recroding through a cats eyes

[@gillymac9363]

@@OpinionatedAsshole Ew

[@Mathew-Plummer]

They were found to have been to a UB40 concert.

[@stu2tru392]

That monkey news is 100% true. Fact!

[@tosh_is_me942]

Karl is one of those tourists that spend their entire time in Australia terrorfied of hoop snakes and drop bears

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

Hoop snakes are still my favorite, but the drop bears are no joke.

[@ollieshuttleworth8371]

Ly

[@jaymac7203]

Put on a record......

[@tyroon81]

Flash in the pan!! Wrong again Karl🤦‍♂️

[@andybibby4462]

Yep! It relates to the primer pan of a match or flintlock firearm not igniting the main charge. 👏

[@teejayaich4306]

Seriously potent medicine this shit. Karl is humanities treasure.

[@karloliver3937]

"They"

[@gotheeeem4]

A rolling stone never gathers its own moss lol

[@harrywarren6837]

The train story was true I’ve seen pictures of the monkey in question

[@jonsonwoody9899]

It is true. It was a Baboon and it happened not far from where I live in a town named Uitenhage South Africa

[@tyroon81]

Did Karl ever do anything on mtv🤔

[@Dmog97]

Nah mate

[@tyroon81]

@Davey-Boy Botes And his crap, what will be will be, attitude. 🤦‍♂️

[@achunaryan3418]

remind me how am i supposed to contact you again.

[@CarolinaMartinez-hc1if]

English accent with slang and talking fast makes it hard for me to understand anything. The person I can understand the most is Karl.

[@dinoman2214]

I would be so pissed off if they told me that the crab thing wasn’t true

[@raufhabibov3008]

Karl the scientist

[@JamesRyanChapelow]

I don’t generally care for stuff like this, but man plays it exquisitely ✌️

[@Abihef]

Have you ever heard such bullshit as the crab thing

[@goneshootin2324]

Z w 😂e😂e as wee😅🇺🇸💥🇺🇸💥🇺🇸😜😜😉🇺🇸😊😜💥😉💥🎯😎😎👋🏻👋🏻😧😲😦

[@lindatruderung9378]

Ricky keeps ridiculing Karl for some of the stuff he reads about and shares, and here Ricky spouts that nonsense! Really Ricky? Information from old computer chips, is not transfered through ingestion!

[@mikesanders8621]

..they literally said right after that they had made those stories up to mess with him.

[@unknownstuntman78]

Are you related to Karl? 😆

[@achunaryan3418]

osama bin laden?

[@alisonramsbottom8995]

Karl is ace 😀

[@ML-ne7mo]

Karl is an oranguman

[@joewright9879]

Maybe Ricky could learn from this that Darwin’s theory of biological evolution is fantasy.

[@LifeOfRy]

Take it you’re a creationist nutbag?

[@joewright9879]

@@LifeOfRy guilty as charged

[@LifeOfRy]

@@joewright9879 why in the world do you believe in fairytale nonsense like that lol?

[@joewright9879]

@@LifeOfRy because it is the truth of God’s word.

[@LifeOfRy]

@@joewright9879 and who told you that? Your magic book?

[@alrightgeeze]

Not sure what the fuck the plumber did, whip the hot water off and quickly repair, cut an isolation valve in. Crushing the pipe and putting a nozzle on it, new to me