Keep "FIVE FEET APART" 10 feet away from me

[@wendyrodriguez1281]

Dylan: "If he dies, I'm gonna lose it." Movie: *he's okay* Dylan: "He's okay. well, that's disappointing."

[@__megs__5407]

Wendy Rodriguez Tbh while watching the movie the first time, I was really hoping Will would die, but then I thought that Stella was going to die & I was disappointed... but reading the end of the book made me happy

[@nafisahislam4498]

I wanted will to die, I know it's rude

[@scarlettyoung9718]

@@nafisahislam4498 he probably will cause there's no cure for what he's got can't even get new lungs

[@Negative1_1]

I wanted everyone to die

[@alonasteele8526]

@@nafisahislam4498 i know right, i didn't even cry 'cayse that ending was lame

[@alcyonae]

“If he’s gonna die I’m gonna lose it” He’s ok “Well that’s disappointing” DYLAN

[@rkive6113]

but you know that this is his way of saying goodbye, right? bc he’s treatment was not even working so he did in fact die.

[@StevieMcKenna10]

@@rkive6113 well no he didn't die, they met at the airport

[@rkive6113]

The Sensitive Libra/Stevie i know that, but what i’m trying to say is that he didn’t last much longer

[@AliCatGtz]

I couldn't stop laughing when he said that 🤣

[@surfing_lophie9546]

thats cole

[@aimee4424]

Two people chillin by the pool, 5 feet apart cuz they might die

[@marleycymon3512]

I-

[@rainbowdreams341]

That was a perfect reference

[@michellekhaoma3677]

💀💀💀💀

[@calistawithay106]

Oh no 😂😂 I laughed too hard

[@liv2741]

@@calistawithay106 Same. I'm going to hell.

[@aminasey]

"She's wearing a nice dress and he's wearing... flannel" I cackled 😂😂

[@evelynvas3800]

that's a lesbian kind of dynamic, love it

[@ilaydaredzhebova3781]

Å

[@mau6068]

@@evelynvas3800 FR THO WAIT💀💀

[@annapaula6156]

"it's based on a real story OMG ALL THE JOKES THAT I MADE"

[@crankydoople]

It's what?

[@emilykozak7249]

Σοφία Τσιμαρα yes dedication to Claire wineland. She had CF and died in September 2018.

[@hngvan_]

i just realized cole sprouse always plays the emo characters lol

[@noellefritz5678]

cao hong van yeah cuz Cody was so emo

[@hngvan_]

@@noellefritz5678 emo in a cute way (if that makes sense 🤔)

[@noellefritz5678]

cao hong van I wasn't saying emo is bad, I'm just asking how Cody from Zach and Cody was emo lol

[@hngvan_]

@@noellefritz5678 well actually cody is not that emo, hes kinda nerdy:)) and i didnt say emo is bad tho

[@noellefritz5678]

cao hong van I didn't say emo was bad either, I was just responding to you saying "every character Cole sprouse plays is emo" with "so Cody was emo?"

[@tahlia8817]

No one: Dylan watching literally any movie ever: *"iS ThiS tWiLiGhT?"*

[@cjfeisty]

dylan is a total twihard and he can't convince any of us otherwise

[@tahlia8817]

@@cjfeisty facts

[@eduardazaccani2615]

he ALWAYS do twilight references

[@maya1270]

Tahlia i mean who doesn’t compare every movie to twilight 😈

[@nicoleffion1563]

Tahlia lmao

[@mayranohelia]

When Dylan says: “You’re gonna leave her after I invested two hours into your romance... Selfish” I felt it.

[@keu.45-log]

1.1 k likes and no comments ?? Well, I am gonna change that 🙂

[@Cece-islandgorl]

2.2k likes and one comment?? Nah I’m gonna change that

[@0905Db]

3.3k likes and two comments ?? I'm gonna change that

[@aerynf461]

Dylan: Why is everyone so sad?! Me, sobbing at 1am: THEY'RE DYING DYLAN, THEY'RE DYING

[@KarlaGarcia-xz5ur]

This is me right now

[@niamh830]

I watched this a while ago I cried the entire movie

[@kaylascott660]

Hey! Subscribe to me and I will subscribe to you!

[@izzysan4013]

We are all dieing 😭

[@gabrielcastelho9645]

yeah thats what people do

[@dianaandre1000]

Claire was a cf patient that was a consultant for the movie, and that's what made the movie so medically accurate. She died mid filming. That's why they dedicated the movie to her

[@Novaelline]

I was thinking about Claire during the video and then I saw the "For Claire" and f'ing lost it. Didn't know she had been working on the film.

[@7474jd]

@Crystal KayNine Yep, really shitty because she got new lungs and died from complications due to the surgery. Stroke or something.

[@Novaelline]

@@dianaandre1000 she has a KZbin channel. Such a beautiful soul and heart she had. She is greatly missed.

[@rachel3591]

Claire wineland !!

[@uncannydolly]

i love claire! she was such a sweetheart

[@zeenazaida.5614]

"i'm just assuming people are always talking about sex.." 50 shades of grey got you good buddy.

[@vedikamishra009]

🤣

[@HannahMcKinney13]

"sex in the Vatican." "......hopefully not with the pope" 😂😂😂

[@rkah6187]

I'd be down 😂😂

[@JayXShredz]

Did he mean Vatican City

[@saraalb3816]

Jayden Le I think the Vatican is the actual building in the Vatican City.

[@JayXShredz]

@@saraalb3816 oh ok cuz I just learned my 47 European countries

[@saraalb3816]

@@JayXShredz lmao kn school I have to take the Africa map test and ima die

[@sebastianfuller]

I love four eyes Dylan. Those glasses are sanitary

[@goldenageofdinosaurs7192]

Savion Jin S.Coups Ksoo Totally sanitary!

[@blackmarketdiy9963]

SO sanitary. Downright squeaky.

[@snowandfrogs]

What is it with the 'sanitary' in the comments🤔 I am confused

[@goldenageofdinosaurs7192]

ᴘᴀᴜʀᴇ sɔonosɔınʇǝ In a few earlier videos, Dylan said he wanted to make ‘Sanitary’ a thing. You can use it as a totally sanitary replacement for cool, dope or lit... 🤣

[@cchristinengo]

@@goldenageofdinosaurs7192 orrrrrrr " that's so FeTcH"

[@rachel.doremi6974]

"... after I've invested two hours into your romance? HOW SELFISH " - Dylan, your absolutely right

[@VampireHunter5790]

The plot of the movie makes a lot more sense if you are familiar with Cystic Fibrosis as a disease. People with CF are very prone to respiratory infections, but they are generally not very contagious to healthy people, however, other people with CF they can tend to be a risk to. It seems that this movie is about a very strong bacteria that could prove fatal. And all of the people in this trial have CF and respiratory infections can kill you, even with new lungs that are not a cure for CF. So really he is doing the most selfless thing by telling her that they can't be together, he would rather see her live a long and happy life with new lungs than a shorter one with him.

[@blooblis642]

VampireHunter5790 this was a grey’s anatomy episode

[@VampireHunter5790]

@@blooblis642 I am aware but I am not sure what point you mean to make by pointing it out?

[@blooblis642]

VampireHunter5790 just saying I guess

[@VampireHunter5790]

@@blooblis642 Oh :) Okay. Late here so I guess I was just tired/confused XD

[@Esther_hamp]

Dylan: at least you have his truffles Stella: *throws truffles*

[@Izzy-ez7lb]

That was like 2-300 dollars worth of truffles too

[@carrie9571]

Dylan: Well ya lodt that too 👁👄👁

[@tothestars4242]

I died at that part 💀💀

[@tineke4134]

I can’t believe Dylan didn’t cry HOLY SHIT I was ugly crying for a goddamn hour after it ended

[@annikakaufer4490]

Can I like give a double thumbs up for this comment?

[@thetruth830]

SAME I also can't believe he didn't pick up on the implications that he died lol

[@rjp1338]

this movie is awful lol cringey af and bad acting

[@umershaikh8012]

@@rjp1338 name a good movie if this is bad

[@rjp1338]

@@umershaikh8012 please are you fr? Like i wouldnt even stop typing till the year 2099

[@loveiseverywhere7744]

“Five feet apart” - everyone’s life right now

[@anikagattringer3648]

Yeah i mean it is *legit* our life

[@Samnataxsama]

That's still too close lol

[@beatrizs_3070]

I was the 666 comment wow AmAZinG

[@jiderdanso2727]

so relatable

[@alegria1813]

Except we don't have CF

[@user-cr8yg1hm4l]

Dude, the writers were either hella into “The fault in our stars” or freaking loved vine

[@kahti170]

It's based off a real story

[@zaynabspain4825]

@@kahti170 five feet apart? No it's not

[@rainliketheweather4086]

@JusticeFor Alexei Claire was the inspiration for Stella's character, but the story itself is not based on a real story. Claire ended up dying shortly after a lung transplant in 2018.

[@lenitadsouza8302]

@JusticeFor Alexei their love story was literally what the movie was about. would've been better if it was only about the girl.

[@zaynabspain4825]

@JusticeFor Alexei no it wasn't based on claires life she was just an inspiration like the person above just said

[@pinkalpaca1123]

Dylan: her sister died bro, don’t make jokes Dylan 10 minutes before: i’M gLaD HeR siStER DieD

[@togaold]

that was the joke djdj

[@pretty948]

"I'm sorry about whatever I said about your sister"

[@LuxTheFrog]

@@marionnelson4353 ._.

[@Brooklynlamar1]

@@togaold that was the joke of the original comment

[@Polin-dx5ru]

Dylan: “It’s Wednesday.” *wears a pink hoodie* I see that Mean Girls reference. Idk if it was intentional or not but I see it

[@sophe8602]

I love that he calls cole ‘sprousey’ edit: how has this gotten 7.5k likes in a year what the fuck

[@alittlebitofsuga_tae]

same

[@saraeryazici3604]

same

[@beckleydilly2538]

Same

[@valeriaferrari9737]

He looks like someone you'd call sprousy

[@mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat]

"If you don't touch heads through glass, you're not in love." *Facts, Dylan, facts.* 😹

[@art5620]

Lmaooo he's wearing pink and he said it was Wednesday 😂😂 "on Wednesday we wear pink"

[@caelyn2873]

omg i didnt even catch that reference 😂

[@makaylay.6750]

i saw this when she thought he died and i started laughing.... i feel guilty...

[@nosuchthingasgoodcows7003]

I was about to comment that

[@emilymajano7137]

EXACTLY what I was thinking 😂

[@cherylcoomes6739]

Lol

[@lourlopezsk]

"Teenage girls just love emo guys" Me at 16: yes Me now at 26: yes

[@Jenskieez]

it ain't a phase mom!!

[@Zimuahaha]

Me at...older than that: yes

[@carmillaansaac9410]

Specially if they're skinny and scrawny😩

[@sin3358]

Good. Now replace emo with emotionally unavailable men 😂

[@Teja63859]

Me: nope

[@Sam-tk6dq]

"Does he have the will to live" apparently not in Riverdale

[@thatweirdchannelnobodysubs96]

And I oop-

[@kerry3314]

Doggyfroggy2001 I wouldn’t either if I were him.

[@y4shir44]

that’s for real what I was thinking pf

[@ruegrande803]

He dies in RIVERDALE! I didn’t know that 😭

[@Sam-tk6dq]

@@ruegrande803 well it's suspected, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't

[@chiararaino1761]

Dylan: "I want a happy ending" Me:"oh clearly Dylan doesn't know what cystic fibrosis is"

[@noellefritz5678]

ChiaraRainbow Sarah Wiley has CF and wrote a book on CF and it has a happy ending. Also I've learned from her how horrible the disease is and now unrealistic this movie is.

[@noellefritz5678]

ChiaraRainbow the book is called One Last Breath I think, you should read it

[@alexiskis1503]

He also wanted them to get cured

[@noellefritz5678]

el from space there wasn't nearly enough transplants and coughing or doing vests

[@alexiskis1503]

@@noellefritz5678 look up some of the reactions from CFrs they said it was pretty spot on however everyone is different some may have it better or worse. Only so much you can fit into a 110ish minute movement

[@planetofi5hii]

It's Wednesday. He's wearing pink. *mEaN* *GiRlS*

[@nonameee7963]

"If you don't touch heads through glass, you're not in love" -Dylan, love guru 2019

[@shimonaa272]

I can't believe he doesn't remember Rico from Hannah Montana

[@im6871]

THATS WHY HE LOOKED FAMILIAR

[@rasp-passiontea8525]

Wait that wAS HIM-

[@jassyjones]

Shimona A right

[@jassyjones]

Gotham is ending and I’m sad he also guest stared on suite life

[@AdinaGomez]

Claire Dé Lune They’re talking about the boy who died not Cole

[@matealozic1235]

"If you don't touch heads through glass, youre not in love" this had me dying

[@Ema-br1wp]

MATEA HEJ HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@roxie6254]

its giving "dickhead says what?" "wha't?" energy lol

[@seductivespy]

The real Claire was amazing. Her KZbin videos are fantastic and inspiring for anyone to see. She died right after receiving her new set of lungs from contracting an infection. She never got to leave the hospital to take a breath of fresh air with her new lungs.

[@alannacarlson6715]

She didn't contract an infection she had a stroke.

[@RandomSwiftie13]

Oh no...

[@Themakeupchair15]

Wait this is based on her oh I’d be so Issued this is so bad

[@faudotmarine5712]

Yes you are rig ht, she really was an amazing person. I am glad this movie celebrated her and educated people. RIP Claire!

[@kaylatharp4345]

I'm pretty sure she knew this movie was being made but she died right before it was released

[@livpace9614]

This video made me so happy. I have Cystic Fibrosis. Whenever I talk about my experiences bitches be getting really quiet and never know what to say, and just have this obvious stupid pity. Dylan making jokes at the beginning about them being in the hospital honestly made me feel very weirdly seen, and so happy.

[@iconicbarbstoastedbuns7308]

Hahaa honestly if I didn’t know you I’d be one of those bitches but otherwise I would know better. I hope you’re holding up ! sending you lots of love 💐 !!

[@vasumathimenaka]

Hope you’re doing better and I really really wish you get well ☺️😊

[@episodetalks2070]

hope you get well soon

[@angelicyoutuber2866]

@@episodetalks2070 bro she doesn’t have a cold

[@calliegarcia5901]

@@angelicyoutuber2866 She doesn’t, but she can still get better. Like feeling better.

[@mamanjie7933]

Dylan: “Her sister died bro, don’t make jokes” Also Dylan: *makes jokes about her dead sister the whole movie*

[@nishtha1315]

He's a hypocrite!

[@katiecvlogs9361]

Nishtha Calm down. Dylan was just joking around.

[@crowthewicked8344]

It sounds like Dylan has two sides of his brain competing for dominance

[@love4soapie]

KatieC Vlogs How do you know that they weren’t joking as well

[@castorhyfsat858]

congratulations!!🥂🎉🎉 you got the joke!😀😃🙂

[@megangaillour4123]

"He's got that emo attitude that only death can cure"😂😂😂

[@barrelqueen5675]

FIRE LINE

[@DYDYBEEBEE]

girl: says how her sister died dylan: *regrets all previous jokes* dylan: *makes a joke abt the death* u too much dylan skdkskdks

[@SimLove1031]

what the fvck is your profile picture lmaooo

[@DYDYBEEBEE]

ViVi a verrryyy friendly ditto :)

[@phoebemeikle5940]

Dylan: "At least you got his truffles-" Stella smashes them. Dylan: "...okay, well, you just fucked that, didn't ya?" IM WHEEZING, THE TIMING WAS JUST AHAHAHHA 12:34

[@camillecreps]

Cystic Fibrosis Nurse: Spit the junk out of your lungs so you can survive Dylan:Ew don’t encourage this!

[@stellabella3337]

I love how he feels bad for making jokes after seeing Claire even though we know that Claire would have thought this video was hilarious

[@palakmalhotra4104]

Oof this comment

[@ulasai3225]

Aww yess🥺

[@jasminegarcia3993]

Claire was a CF activist, she helped with this movie and was the inspiration behind Stella’s character. She passed away shortly after a lung transplant in 2018. She started a non-profit organization that helps patients with CF.

[@mishapenmoonmoth]

yay someone acknowledged her !! i literally burst into MORE tears in the theater when i saw the dedication image.

[@ellie2454]

Yeah poor Claire she was so inspirational

[@SeveralScreamingCats]

I was hoping someone would mention her. Claire Wineland was such a sweet and kind person.

[@martinmart-33]

As soon as she popped up on the screen I lost it. She was such a kind soul

[@adajmahal2671]

I remember first seeing her videos on twitter where she would talk about what it was like living with CF and giving updates on her life. Her personality was just so amazing and addicting that you couldn’t help but smile and feel so happy when you saw her. A few weeks later after I’d found out about her she passed away and it was so heartbreaking. Her legacy will truly live on and I hope she’s remembered for the beautiful person that she was.

[@SyntheticDivine]

Five feet just wasn't enough. They needed six. Social distancing has taught us all important movie facts.

[@harasgracey2894]

They make a big deal about it in the book. It’s supposed to be 6ft but she wants to take back a foot, so she makes it 5 ft. It was part of her speech that he didn’t really show.

[@Ivuxoxo]

@@harasgracey2894 tbh they cut also the weirdest moments in the movie also, smh

[@connzerconnor7821]

That is actually true for cf

[@jaegerjaqson3355]

It's actually supposed to be 10 ft for COVID but the government said 6 because they didn't think anyone would actually do 10.

[@manon1327]

*The guy's on the floor, nurse is like "no pulse", every one's crying* Me: what are you doing!? Chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions!!

[@iceicebaby55]

This reminded me of a doctor and a youtuber- Dr Mike

[@checkyhuf]

@@iceicebaby55 OMG yes, me too 😂 Whenever someone in a movie passes out, the first thing going through my head is Dr Mike saying "Chest compressions, chest compressions". While the characters in the movie immediately gave up or start crying I'm sitting there like: Bro do CHEST COMPRESSIONS!

[@iceicebaby55]

@@checkyhuf Dr Mike would be proud😂

[@كرمه-ط6ج]

If there's no pulse then he's already dead chest compression won't change a thing.

[@checkyhuf]

No, you start Chest Compressions WHEN there is no pulse to get the heart beating again

[@annah.2928]

Camera man: How far you want me to zoom? Director: yes

[@juliaeisan1816]

dylan in a pink hoodie and glasses is the cutest shit i have EVER SEEN

[@haleyseluke9683]

julia e it’s so sanitary

[@lea7834]

See him without that hoodie and you'll be shook😂

[@CheerUp2]

Giving us the big soft boy energy in the best way possible

[@maialaa3935]

Yaaaaas

[@fleurxx6978]

Same colour as your profile pic

[@xoxoskywalker1976]

Just a btw new lungs doesn’t mean theyre cured, it means that they get years and years added to their short unfair lives. There’s no cure to CF right now, so even if they both got new lungs, they couldn’t be together 😔 I hope they can someday find a permanent cure for it.

[@molly_parker_1847]

Wait, seriously!? There was a little girl on a doctor show that had Cystic Fibrosis. Her life was just one big tragedy one after another and she was only 13. Her dad left her, her mom died in a car crash with her in it so she almost died in the car too. So she became an orphan, she has cystic fibrosis so that means a lot of times in the hospital, and when she finally gets lungs and gets adopted you’re telling me she will die anyways. Unfair world we live in. I know this was a fictional show but some of the scenes with her in it made me cry so hard. And I still think about her sometimes because her storyline was one of my favorites in the show. Btw the person that adopted her was actually a doctor that worked in that hospital because he took an interest in her and started to form a connection with her. It was a really sweet story.

[@the_neighbors_kid5814]

@@molly_parker_1847 yeah unfortunately it is not a permanent thing. I have CF and as of now my life span is like maybe 30-40, I know the longest living person with CF only lived to be 86 which is a really long time for someone who has been diagnosed with CF.

[@noellefritz5678]

@@molly_parker_1847 yes, cf is permanent, and I have it, though only a mild case. Before any type of medication at all, people born with cf only lived to age two. Nowadays they die around 30, which is still not old but it's a lot better than just two. People with mild cf can live a while tho. Its more of a mucus based thing, and affects more organs than just the lungs so changing lungs can't stop it at all. Also, another fact that's kinda sad, boys born with cf can never have kids, all men with cf are always 100% infertile.

[@CloseToHomeEP]

Dylan: It's wednesday Regina George: on wernesdays we wear pink Dylan: wears pink 🤗🤗

[@altheajansenvanvuuren824]

It's Wednesday my dudes

[@amymiller_15]

@@altheajansenvanvuuren824 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@rylie7679]

‘Wernesday’

[@mashaalsiddiqui2660]

Joanna Leontiou lmao that came to my mind as well

[@olifrancis14]

@@rylie7679 hahaha

[@S2MariaRosaS2]

“Five feet apart CAUSE THEY’RE NOT GAY” The joke was right there Dylan, right there Nah you just lost the perfect nostalgic vine joke

[@gabriellavazquez6624]

S2MariaRosaS2 LMAO thats what i thoughtttttt

[@aslischmidt1507]

i was WAiting for him to make that joke but he didnt and i've never been so disappointed

[@rainbowdreams341]

I’m disappointed he didn’t even say that

[@shaniamccoy4379]

S2MariaRosaS2 two guyyysss sittin’ in the hot tubbbbb

[@starrlu]

Five feet apart cuz they might die

[@stellamarie9593]

Dylan: “Her sister died bro, don’t make jokes!” Also Dylan: Consistently makes jokes about her sisters death

[@purpledinosaur7258]

I love how he started this as a joke but then got invested in the relationship because it's crying Wednesday

[@annabananabones08]

"Sex inside the vatican" Dylan: "hopefully not with the Pope" CHRIST ON A BIKE, that got me gooood

[@martinmart-33]

Christ on a bike LMAO

[@Grim_paints]

Christ on a bike makes no freaking sense but I couldn't stop laughing at it so great job after two days I thought of it and laughted randomly in class everyone looked at me like I was crazy

[@misscutieprettyb1tch570]

Christ on a bike lmfao bruh what the hell does that even mean? 😂😂

[@maks7355]

i'm laughing so freaking hard right now idek what to write "christ on a bike" has me dead

[@wendyrodriguez1281]

Title should be: "20 minutes of Dylan making jokes to avoid crying while watching a teen movie.

[@tiffanyboros5350]

The whole movie Dylan is going on about she’s gonna be cured In the beginning of the movie they tell u there is no cure

[@blankexpression34]

His hope was strong

[@jmacjr101]

Transplant is not a cure. This movie is a bunch of bullshit.

[@Megan-ir3ze]

I think they finally found a cure or at least a better treatment! It’s a huge break through!

[@markly5460]

@@jmacjr101 The movie mentions there's no cure, but the transplant can extend the life period of the patient, althought it's very risky to do, because your body can reject the lungs and etc.

[@dukeavearl]

his strain of bacteria, denied him a chance of a transplant he just didn't want her to contrant it and also be denied the chance to get transplants

[@merciieandrews1209]

A movie that moves Dylan and makes him somewhat cautious of the jokes he says?! I need to watch _Five Feet Apart._

[@mayranohelia]

Same.

[@atharva2920]

Revolutionary

[@ugheda2292]

Everyone: How many death jokes can you make? Dylan: yes

[@addisynhawkes2673]

Hey Dylan, you should wear pink more you be looking sanitary ;)

[@theabjornsson2553]

Addisyn Hawkes yaaasss

[@christian8156]

Callback 😂

[@MoonDancerArt]

Dylan: Fetch is never gonna happen Also Dylan: Let's make Sanitary happen

[@farrahwho]

i was about to comment this exact same thing lmao

[@annaejaz3603]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@araybia]

dylan: *talks about how he will lose it if will dies* nurse *says that will is fine* dylan: "well, that's disappointing." 😭

[@meganahne2633]

Seeing Dylan get so worked up wanting them to end up together and do all the cliché romantic stuff like touching hands through glass despite it being a cliché is so damn wholesome haha

[@maxwellgrimsley]

Dude:*is dying* Dylan: why are you so sad??? eMO BOY

[@patchcipriano8148]

this made me drool laughing, ew.

[@JR-pf9in]

@@patchcipriano8148 Drool laughing is simultaneously the best and worst thing ever lol

[@krystalwagner7890]

“Is she pregnant?” “No she ate a burrito”

[@gravyo5124]

“Two bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay”

[@zm1197]

hahaha this made my day! XD

[@LKH-jd8ft]

OMG! I should've thought about this earlier!😂😂

[@justwannafreefx9419]

Two bros chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they could kill each other

[@vekquenet]

Lol

[@micahguillemette3344]

This joke has never been less funny...

[@purplepineapples7875]

Rico from “Hannah Montana” + Codey from “Suit Life on Deck/Suit Life of Zack and Cody” Disney I see you 👀

[@yemo1014]

I love how his jokes aren’t that funny but he makes himself laugh, that’s all that matters. 😂

[@blankexpression34]

Honestly I think that's what I'm liking iin his movie reaction videos. If you can't make yourself laugh, how are you going to make others laugh?

[@elizabethstyles9455]

Thaaaat's me

[@estefanisanchez127]

I laugh 😅

[@mamaweallgotohellp2009]

||-//

[@sarahderra7062]

@@mamaweallgotohellp2009 ||-//

[@superrinella26]

"I'm never gonna see him again!" Dylan: "Well you can if you just go back into the room" LMAOO 😂😂

[@carlymay412]

if she died and then he lived and fully recovered would have made this so much sadder because he was fine with dying but she wanted to live

[@masonjones3427]

Carly May sadly there is no such thing as fully recovering from CF... even after getting the lung transplant she would only have increased her life by about 5 years at most.

[@noellefritz5678]

Carly May fully recovered? Girl... If you're born with cf you live with it forever, which unfortunately forever is only 30 years as of nowadays, in mild cases maybe even 70 years, but there's no cure. Not very long ago the lifespan was only 2 years, so if we ever find a cure, it'll still be a long while

[@demon_pee8248]

As a person with cystic fibrosis- I find it weird that their parents aren’t in the hospital with them as much. I guess because they are older they don’t care, but I hate being by myself

[@nt4215]

hey how are you doing ?

[@demon_pee8248]

@@nt4215 I’m good!

[@franklybawlingoceans88]

Hope you are doing good!

[@johnsantspree1120]

I hope you're doing okay right now, don't lose hope 🤗

[@sejalmateo0361]

I hope u started enjoying ur own company or found someone with whom you can hang out with, without complications ofc Wait do uk claire wineland? You can watch her videos

[@nowal9427]

Dylan: If he dies I'm gonna LOSE it. 3 seconds later Dylan: Oh he's okay. Thats kinda dissappointing.

[@SmileyEssie]

DYLAN UPLOADS *DROPS LITERALLY EVERYTHING*

[@qaylahregal2526]

I ditched studying for this🤣

[@SmileyEssie]

J T Akinola fr thO

[@SmileyEssie]

Qaylah Regal luv ur priorities wHAT A MOOD LOLOL

[@SicklyStars]

Dylan you can’t be talkin about “quirky” when you’re wearing circle-frame glasses, a light pink hoodie, and white pants i’m just sayin

[@fiddeliaronsson]

omg

[@dia3756]

draaaaaaag him

[@kjc6644]

spill it

[@TheRealJulimar]

ROFL!!!!!

[@tafadisah5858]

SicklyStars 💀💀💀

[@anthonyjanthonycrowley898]

“They wouldn’t kill two of the three main characters.” *Les Miserables fandom cries in french*

[@KittyCoteur]

Ok but can we talk about Rico from Hannah Montana for a second

[@andreaprochowski4717]

Yes! I didn't want to be the one to say it, but yes!!!

[@dylansykes9904]

Ooooooooh that's who he is

[@chillindj_]

hes hair looks good

[@patdlinkinparkqrl]

KittyCoteur “I'm gay.” “Are you sure?” “Yes, my lungs fill up every time the seasons change.” “That's not being gay, Biaggio. Pretty sure that's Cystic Fibrosis.” “Oh.”

[@glittermafia5759]

Movie commentary Monday ( except it's never on monday )is my favorite series 😂

[@strawberryblaze3292]

Same😂

[@Sadika101]

In some other countries it might be Monday in my native country its already Monday

[@sarahd2787]

Me too,his so funny in them

[@alexyeezus7520]

But on rare occasions its on Monday!

[@SUZUKI1777]

I dont care what day its posted on i just want dylan to post a video always waiting to watch

[@somayahhussein5600]

*everytime dylan makes an insensitive joke* Dylan to himslelf- "probably not the time Dylan." Lol

[@taehofu]

dylan convinced its a fictional movie: 🤪 dylan finding out it's a true story; 😮

[@edith9212]

dylan: let them get cured me: is someone going to tell him or should i ?

[@ashleyanne929]

edith well i aint doing it

[@imgowrinair]

I think you shouldn't 😳. It might disappoint him

[@karismalutfii]

Me watching Five Feet Apart : 😭😭 Me watching Five Feet Apart with Dylan : 😂😂

[@hngvan_]

12:42 "emo packing" DUDE I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[@jougjimmadome]

how trans men pack while listening to mcr

[@hngvan_]

@@jougjimmadome LOL i chocked

[@alysongrace5044]

Dylan:“At least you got his truffles” Stella: *immediately yeets them across the room* Dylan: “well you fucked that up”

[@slay9395]

7:51 "why is he being so sad" IDK Dylan maybe it's because HE'S DYING

[@ilovethehungergames467]

Yeah but he wanted to die

[@pgallbladder]

@@ilovethehungergames467 he's sad that's why he wanted to die

[@renatabortoni3359]

Any pregnant woman: **is pregnant** Dylan: *SHE ATE A BURRITO DIDN’T SHE?*

[@crankydoople]

🤣🤣

[@sydneyhelton1381]

“give me a ten years later” me: this is cf there probably isn’t a 10 years later😬

[@angelenapulis9083]

Ooh.... that's both funny and sad.

[@abigailstevenson9653]

Ooooo... Harsh tho ngl😂👏

[@noellefritz5678]

Sydney Helton well if they're teenagers then there might just be a ten years later barely (the normal lifespan of a person with cf as of now is 30 years. It used to be 2 years. Though people with mild cf like me might even be able to make it to 70)

[@3AMShan]

What’s a cf?

[@noellefritz5678]

Pride JA it’s a deadly and incurable lung disease (that’s technically two diseases) and it causes extra mucus to be made. It also does a lot of other stuff like awful breathing problems. I have cf and it’s January right now and I’ve had the same god damn cold since September. (The mucus makes sicknesses stick, even the simple ones like a cold that should have only lasted like a week) I only have a mild case of cf tho

[@anabellebuenrrostro6193]

Honestly, Poe's death was the saddest for me because I only see him as Rico from Hannah Montana and he was my favorite character so when he died in this movie I was crying like there was no tomorrow.

[@yikesgina]

It broke my heart. But so did the ending

[@viv4124]

"this week we're watching five feet apart which is about two kids who have a restraining order" 0:05 - 0:10

[@beatriznapoli7417]

OH MY GOD. I KNEW this was too similar to Claire`s story :((((. She died last year. Her TED talks were really great. I watched her last video a few months ago. Claire had a KZbin channel dedicated to showing how life can be amazing when you are sick, because you are not your sickness. Rest in peace, Claire

[@belatedbirthday7257]

Such an insightful, fun and intelligent woman. RIP to a beautiful young life

[@Darcy000]

That's what I thought as well

[@tessallison4580]

She worked on the set before she passed and made sure that they wouldn’t get CF wrong. She was a beautiful soul.

[@dulapeep420]

@@tessallison4580 she knew there was a film being made that was inspired by her? That's why the girl gets saved in the end after they find a lung, Claire was hopeful 😔

[@tessallison4580]

wetookachonce It wasn’t based off Claire though, I mean as far as I know it wasn’t. Sure, she had a lot to do with the process but she didn’t have any effect of how the movie would resolve

[@mariajosegonzalez6142]

2:43 "cause its wednesday" me: and on wednesdays we wear pink dylan: wednesday is my cry day me: oh

[@kattisc3778]

He's actually wearing pink which makes it more deceiving.

[@BelleFlower15]

Instantly got "Migraine" stuck in my head when he said that haha. 'Thank God it's Friday cause Fridays will always be better than Sundays 'Cause Sundays are my suicide days'

[@jellogirl2010]

He's wearing pink. LOL.

[@crystaldee7185]

On Wednesdays we wear tears

[@jellogirl2010]

@@crystaldee7185 Me except for every day.

[@giedresarnauskaite845]

Dylan: let him get cured me: bro... CF is literally incurable

[@Lucy-pw5qh]

So sad :(

[@beckyasmr7239]

dylan: "if he dies cuz he saved her im gonna loose it" He ends up being fine dylan: "oh well thts disappointing" 😂😂 i swear ur the only one to make something this sad lowkey funny

[@ellisomaglino2288]

"Pretend that i'm hugging you" Dylan: I'll pretend too... I love you too... ow, your arms are so warm... Me: why are you the way you are??

[@alittlebitofsuga_tae]

i think it's still a mystery 9 months later

[@mams2847]

And why the fuck do i love the way you are lmao

[@r1kuthevamp]

and why do i love it?

[@jeneenxoxo6468]

Can’t believe I just binged watched ALL of his videos 😂 Did I get any work done ? No Did I spend my time productively? Probably not😂 Do I regret it ? Hell nah

[@prettygay]

More like hell yeah

[@colamalfoy]

im on my way there too 😅😅

[@inesdevelascomartinez1303]

Hotel? Trivago

[@namrathakashid2856]

OMG same 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jmilitala14]

Oh my word! ive been watching his videos for a while now. Its now 3:44AM and i've been up since yesterday. lol

[@isabellabiancotti1690]

I love how in every movie commentary Dylan eventually hopes it will become a horror movie! Like stab someone or beat the to death, secret stalker/psycho. Love it! ps, they could never be together cause even if they both got new lungs they still have cystic fibrosis, which means they can still infect each other and potentially destroy their lungs again.

[@goldenclown4435]

Her: my sister died. She fell off a lift and snapped her neck. Him: I wanna touch you. Me: 😮

[@ohno-cz6jb]

Golden Clown cliff*

[@arts1610]

Didn't watch the movie. Was planning on it. Sees you posted a commentary. *sighs heavily and clicks* The things I do for you Dylan.

[@cassecorrea]

Me with Fifty Shades

[@mouseavery2028]

Geek 525 same

[@oriana9135]

Honestly same - although it took me a little while to decide haha

[@vocaleader2993]

same but I honestly regret watching his commentary now because I realised I would've had a really great experience watching the full movie by myself first 😔 silly me

[@JaiBird]

Narration: tries to be philosophical Dylan: MY FIRST FORM OF COMMUNICATION WAS GOO GOO GA GA

[@RamonaGelosi]

JaiBird HAHAHAHAH

[@youngsoulb8471]

As someone who has Cystic Fibrosis I don’t know how to feel about this lol But for some clarification: he wasn’t the one at risk for giving her CPR - she was. He has a very deadly bacteria and if she catches it not only can she die but she won’t get new lungs. And to anyone saying this isn’t real: people with CF aren’t supposed to be together, and there is actually a real case where 2 ppl with CF ignored that and started a relationship anyway and they both died. So yeah. 🤷🏻‍♀️ However this movie does bother me when it comes to her not wanting the lungs cause that just isn’t very realistic - the majority of us who suffer from CF would jump at the chance of getting new lungs, even though it’s not a cure. It just prolong things!

[@leomcshizzlepjocastdeserve1631]

yes it does probably seem weird but as someone who has never had CF but has survivors guilt and was suicidal at a point i understand her so much i had survivors guilt because so much of my family had passed away and i couldn’t save them because they were sick and it made me suicidal and if someone would’ve offered me the chance to stop being suicidal i probably wouldn’t have taken it because i just wanted to get over the guilt but in the end she took the chance on life and started doing her treatments to live i started doing treatments to live everyone copes differently ya know

[@sunshi4929]

“IM NEVER GONNA SEE HIM AGAIN!!” ‘I mean, you can, you just gotta look back in the room and I mean yeah he’s dead but still-‘ I- I DIED

[@mamaweallgotohellp2009]

||-//

[@sunshi4929]

ilovebrendonurieandryanrosswaytoomich s ||-// fren

[@antoniamuhle9606]

Your choice of words😳😅

[@jocelynvictoria9221]

just like poe

[@sarahjones1120]

So did he

[@sheridanratkay8969]

Nobody: Dylan: *finds a way to bring up Twilight*

[@Mikaylaftw]

Dylan: "you know what, I want a happy ending" Movie: *doesn't kill off love interest* Dylan: "well that's disappointing"

[@K_Bakes]

“Today feels like a day to cry, cause it’s Wednesday” It’s Wednesday my dudes AaaaAAaah!

[@imani7979]

Cole: Sex in the Vatican Dylan: Hopefully not with the Pope Me: *wheezing for dear life* Edit: OMG thanks for the likes

[@erica-mr8jw]

so are the cystic fibrosis patients

[@thamilini9436]

@@erica-mr8jw *nah, u wrong for this*

[@erica-mr8jw]

@@thamilini9436 didn't say i was right

[@danielleellison7869]

@@erica-mr8jw DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNN bro that's cold!!!!!!

[@letitbe1977]

That ain't even funny ??

[@gabijulie5915]

"If you don't touch heads through glass you're not in love." - Dylan, 2019.

[@usherrepeating]

“suicide jokes don’t go very well, ask Logan Paul” and i oop-😳

[@EmmaKantz]

“LiKe mE oR iLl kIlL mYsElF” the fact that this made me literally belly laugh is an issue 😂