Keep Talking and We'll Probably Explode Regardless

Imagine being a PSYCHO channel manager that uploaded these videos out of order...
Editor:
SuperDazza
/ @superdazza
/ thesuperdazza
PSYCHO Channel Manager:
Community Jake
Main Channel
/ jerma985
Twitch Stream:
/ jerma985
Originally streamed/recorded on January 5th, 2020

[@SomeScruffian]

"Is there any red wires" "There is one red wire" "Are there 2 red wires?" This man is too deep in his psychosis to save himself

[@danizk0]

It's easier to do wires by reading off every rule instead of telling the colors to your expert

[@MrSlaughterrific]

to be fair jerma's strategy was to read each thing and carefully go. joel is just feeding him info that doesn't match the instructions so it leads to them both being confused lol. jerma has to orchestrate it

[@tapoutt_]

he's fucking zonked on stream

[@MrSlaughterrific]

@@tapoutt_ he zerked himself silly

[@lucidlullaby894]

“There’s two blue, three black and one white” (Points at “5 wires”) “Are there any black wires?” This is the shit I stick around for

[@Aefax]

joel is the absolute last person i would ever want to have to communicate with in a life or death situation

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Jerma is for me He would kill me as a one off joke.

[@battlekirby]

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 at least then you'd know you have at least half an hour left, since that's the minimum amount of time jerma spends on each one off joke

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

@@battlekirby I would be pissing myself since I know he's gonna kill me in a Saw trap. If only Jex was still alive and wasn't killed during Jerma rumble he would of saved me.

[@rootboyfloat]

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 peep the horror

[@ArchsSpace]

Joel: >gets pissed at Jerma for not knowing what an Omega symbol is also Joel: "Is W a vowel?"

[@empty_headed]

They are the same person

[@Rukalin]

w is two vowels

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

@Lee K Thank you

[@doughboywhine]

@Lee K I thought that was more Y, never heard of W being used as a vowel before

[@Shaeamful]

To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to apprecia-- I mean... Uh, oops. Almost slipped into something else there -- but in all honesty I'm not too sure how much the Swedish vowels differ from English vowels; but I do know that in Swedish Y is considered a vowel where it isn't in English; so it makes some sense that Joel wouldn't really know what the vowels for English are with any actual confidence. Meanwhile; for Jerma, an American -- who I'd say on average probably sees and hears less Greek in his day-to-day life than the average person living in the UK. Both are fairly justified in not knowing for certainty the things. Anyway... How can be you be so dumb as to think that double U's aren't vowels, sheesh.

[@FerretNoir]

I love this so much, jerma doesn't understand anything and joel doesn't know how to say anything. The worst combination

[@TheTechDweller]

I'm amazed at Joel's ability to make a situation more confusing and convoluted than it needs to be, and that's coming from watching Jerma for years.

[@El-Burrito]

Joel is just terrible and telling Jerma anything

[@overrated2975]

Joel gets meaner every day after all

[@Joshniper]

Truly the two best candidates in any situation!

[@IZEAS_null]

they were actually doing pretty well with jerma doing the bomb and joel reading i ' m g l a d t h e y c h a n g e d r o l e s

[@AdamKlownzinger]

“You need to do RED, GREEN, YELLOW” “Ok” *presses yellow* “THAT WAS WRONG!!”

[@gdttdeggegdh5471]

To be fair he pressed the first two before. I didn't know that your previous inputs are reset if the blinking restarts because you were too slow until this moment.

[@spencechan]

"Press and immediately release the button" "What?! I'm gonna hold it!" Also "Press the button in the first position" *Presses button in second position*

[@nipplecream3099]

@@spencechan that last one irked me much more than it should’ve

[@allahhooah]

@@gdttdeggegdh5471 Damn I didn't know that, I was trying to wrap my head around how the bomb went off despite the correct inputs.

[@bbbbbbb51]

@@spencechan Joel has the memory of an Alzheimer's patient: confirmed

[@AdamKlownzinger]

I like to imagine Jerma had other uses for an already existing “BOMB GUIDE” binder that fell through and is just repurposing it

[@Calzilla-yd8qg]

Jeremy "Uni-Brow Bomber" Kaczynski

[@guidaguida2]

@@Calzilla-yd8qg wait? The uni-brow bomber?? I have only heard stories about him while I was in delta force's EOD unit! He's wanted for terrorism in 4 countries, and not wanted anywhere else.

[@Bennett_Frontbutter]

he was using it to build furniture

[@cathacker13]

@@Bennett_Frontbutter that's what he wants you to think, the table building instructions are in reality encrypted bomb building instructions

[@joenathan8594]

@@cathacker13 It's chemical ignited, as soon as he places in that table to the base, They'll be a Reaction that will give off a foul odour, When it smells like eggs it means you have 30 seconds to leave, before the pipebomb Goes off in the stalk of the table

[@reifygfx]

the fact that Jerma would print out DIY of a table for a 1 second bit is gold

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Am pretty sure that is apart of the game printable bomb manual guide. It comes with it as a joke from the creator.

[@kudoh4165]

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Nope. There is no such thing. It was a Jerma bit.

[@samprice1598]

12:59

[@gregtronica3569]

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 apart? so its not a part?

[@imBailout]

Writing “Bomb Guide” on the front makes me think it was going to be admitted as court evidence at a later date

[@PD_CĪPHĒR]

the court would like to call mr albertson to the stand

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

@@PD_CĪPHĒR The grey room court stream already happen now we have to see the verdict

[@doshep_hegex]

jerma: "is the last wire red?" joel: "no it's blue" jerma: "ok are there any blue wires?" joel: **screech of the damned**

[@Eclipse13337]

Wasn't expecting this to be the first actual module either lmao

[@CraftsmanOfAwsomenes]

He said "is there _one_ blue wire" which is asking if there's only one, not if there are any.

[@THEmeepmopmoop]

*IT’S BLUE*

[@efenty6235]

just say yes or no

[@fuckthevoid]

@@THEmeepmopmoop *IT'S GODDAMN GREEN*

[@CounterNerd]

The part when the table assembly instructions came up in the instruction book, that's like something straight out of the naked gun. I can just envision Leslie Nielsen flicking through a "bomb defuse manual" and coming across IKEA instructions, which he then proceeds to follow.

[@weir-t7y]

FUCK it really is

[@enve7235]

Jerma is why teachers tell you to read the whole question before answering

[@marioandluigi101]

Lmao as a teacher Jerma kills me

[@suspicioususer]

Reminder jerma was a teacher

[@marioandluigi101]

@@suspicioususer I forgot about that!

[@Steezy_Marx]

Joel turns a yes or no question into a panicked rant effortlessly

[@zach123101]

Joel giving jerma a lot of shit for not knowing the omega symbol but he doesn't know what a vowel is so I think they're both in the same boat

[@goldlamp574]

At least english isn't his first language lmao. I just love them freakin out

[@CraftsmanOfAwsomenes]

@@goldlamp574 W isn't a vowel in Swedish either.

[@platotle2106]

@@CraftsmanOfAwsomenes At least swedish isn't his first language lmao. I just love them freakin out

[@mcswim565]

@@platotle2106 well...

[@karloveliki5373]

@@platotle2106 last time I checked Joel was swedish? What universe are you living in

[@Kelohmello]

joel trying to deliberately escalate jerma's stress levels while also fucking up multiple times and pretending that he didn't is so fucking funny

[@dgc622]

12:54 that table bit KILLED me lol I love Jerma humor

[@we-must-live]

I love Jerma

[@hayk3000]

I love humor

[@illsakc]

i love jerma humor

[@armchairtony]

"If you listen to me, everything will be fine" *constantly provides false info*

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Luckily for Jerma, real life bomb squads only deal with colored wires and not symbols from the Greek alphabet

[@crabking9223]

Does that mean what Joel and Jerma did a training version of it? Furthermore, is the game as accurate as real life bomb defusing training?

[@darthlynx5792]

Terrorists aren't clever enough to colour the wires differently

[@crabking9223]

@@darthlynx5792 you do have a point

[@Calzilla-yd8qg]

Jerma yelling "FUCK" so aggressively caught me extremely off guard

[@DoomGal444]

can someone timestamp this i can't find it

[@13megaprime]

@@DoomGal444 might be 21:44? idk

[@drew2510]

@@DoomGal444 I also see it at 6:35!

[@DoomGal444]

6:35 is what I was looking for thank you

[@hilotakenaka]

“Jerma” and “defusing a bomb” shouldn’t be included in the same sentence

[@tranquilbean51]

he's the problem and the solution

[@o_ber]

“Jerma” and “arming a bomb” on the other hand…

[@Andaisdet]

Jerma isn’t defusing a bomb

[@Andaisdet]

They’re sorta good at it but they got three problems 1. They talk over each other 2. They crack and fucking shatter under pressure 3. One of them is a psychopath and may be imagining all of this from a mental hospital

[@godiris4691]

both are psychopaths

[@breadlast]

Which is which?

[@PEARLSTOTHEPLAYERS]

@@breadlast both, but none of them can tell which one's the imagination

[@AdamKlownzinger]

17:35 Almost impressively incomprehensible

[@timjones5953]

I honestly have no idea how Joel fucked that one up. Like, I know English isn't his first language but you can see his brain warring with his hands on which to push in real time.

[@joshbutts3143]

my guess is he thought it was the position he pressed in the first stage. i.e. the position of the first button he pressed, which is the second position

[@KerkyJerky]

"Press and hold . . . . . . and then IMMEDIATELY release the button"

[@leomorris7573]

every time jerma and joel collaborate its an absolute trainwreck and the funniest thing ever

[@doughboywhine]

Jerma shutting Joel off and saying he had "somewhere else to be" when he was making fun of his hands has big psychopath energy

[@bluntaidenpearce523]

Has the same energy as Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) saying he has to return videotapes.

[@TheWizardofLimes]

It's like they're both playing the straight man and the fool simultaneously

[@flamingdog9207]

Welcome to Jerma and the world of Fecalfunny

[@Rhegmatogenous]

Joel is handling this bomb like a toddler and Jerma is trying to read a different goddamn language I would not have this any other way

[@galileanmoonz]

17:46 "Jerma we're fucked" I love these two.

[@hamchurger4566]

The bomb disposal experts that give each other blatant wrong information

[@kiran_3986]

He does the tuber voice "if u dont know this game" bit every time he streams with someone else and its funny every time!

[@Acethecat1000]

Local streamer prints bomb guide after watching Fight Club

[@R4vnlol]

Jerma: "Press the number in the first position!" Joel: Presses the second position

[@evanm6756]

i've never been so stressed and amused at the same time.

[@grapespace]

Pretty wack that KZbin removed the annotations switch. Now we can't see the gag after the end card.

[@chuckbatmangaming]

Yeah on mobile you have to wait till the end of the video where it shows the final frame to see the full image

[@troytueller9992]

This is one of the most infuriating things I’ve ever seen. And I love it. I’ve never seen communication skills this bad in my life

[@JacobTheCroc]

I remember watching this stream a year ago. The fact that Jerma had some real problems describing things made me wonder what is inside his brain.

[@Cocoauri]

Joel and Jerma having Oblivion npc levels of dialogue is just a recipe for disaster

[@spencechan]

I'm starting to think this guy doesn't really have 2 doctorates in engineering

[@NireFuster]

19:26 "There's two blue, three black, and one white" "Are there any black wires at all?" Jesus christ

[@croc2770]

"there's 5 wires, two blue, three black, one white" mathematics with Joel

[@BenersantheBread]

That was ENTIRELY Joel's fault. Jerma was looking at the 5 wires part because Joel things 2+3+1 is 5. Besides, the person reading the manual isn't supposed to remember shit, that's the defuser's job. All Joel had to do was answer questions and he constantly delayed for no fucking reason.

[@NireFuster]

@@BenersantheBread Just highlighting a funny moment, but I agree with that. It'd be way faster to just realize you have to repeat everything to Jerma so he has all the info instead of going ''I JUST TOLD YOU!''. Just repeat it and don't waste time.

[@MrLordFireDragon]

I'd really like to see Jerma play this with Star_. Jerma took the game super seriously for once and did incredible once he got going. Having another try-hard would actually be so fun to watch.

[@NonTwinBrothers]

I miss star_ 😔

[@papermartin879]

"there's 3 black wire" "is there any black wire" twice

[@o_ber]

35:13 after photo of bomb defuser’s reconstructive surgery following explosion which he miraculously survived

[@NickManJams]

It's a valuable video on how some people are simply not cut out for certain jobs. Joel's a jumpy and anxious person and Jerma's got some intense ADHD, so it's not a good combo. HOWEVER, with their roles reversed, it was MUCH more coordinated. Keep the anxious person away from the bomb, basically.

[@blacksapphire3168]

yeah. the thing is it went from bad to literally dysfunctional id rather keep both of them away from anything more compicated than a microwave because theyd still find a way to screw up the explanation of how to start one not trying to insult anyone here, but damn im glad they're both entertainers and not like air traffic controllers or something

[@ConsumedByRainbows]

Imagine how much thought power could have been spared if Jerma grabbed a pen and paper before resorting to the "Repeat this order of colors to myself" routine immediately.

[@loukas0513]

ikr

[@blair3549]

9:12 Joel: _fucking_ *_EXPLODES_* Jerma: _casually sips coffee_

[@patio8044]

For reference, this was the first time they played, the previous video was second. Joel never read the manual until then, so forgive joel's apparent incompetency on how to play

[@pbmonkey1999]

God it's so glad to hear that some of the incompetency can be forgiven. Thinking that the other video came first is so upsetting to think that Joel had seen the manual and was that still that bad at defusing

[@GuraTheRabbit]

I love how he complains that Jerma doesn't know what the omega symbol is and then proceeds to not know what the psi symbol is within like 5 seconds

[@wntriam]

you guys gotta admit the "making a table must have gotten stapled in here" bit was so fucking good

[@RoachCatJr]

it was gold

[@grim66]

The fact that they lose to memory so many times between both this stream and the other one, and at no point do they think "maybe we should take notes, or at least call out which button position/label I'm pressing", is baffling

[@mAceOfHearts]

How you manage to consistently misinterpret one another in every conceivable way is amazing.

[@PsychadelicoDuck]

My family's been doing a Tarantino marathon recently, and it is absolutely hilarious how much Jerma and Joel's conversation about the wires would fit in one of his movies. edit: Oh boy the omega symbol talk...

[@keithisabeast]

Saw jerma on the twitch leaks document. Our boy is making bank. Hell yeah Jerma

[@Kiroisawesome05]

You know twitch is apparently his job

[@chuckbatmangaming]

I'm going to lie awake tonight haunted by Joel saying the words "tomato blood fleshlight"

[@jofipa9953]

I missed these live, god this is amazing.

[@BenersantheBread]

People in comments are blaming Jerma because they literally don't know how to do anything else, but Joel couldn't even manage to press the correct button half the time. The man follows instructions like a toddler with ADHD. He also constantly told Jerma the wrong thing.

[@masonwhite3698]

See, watching Jerma and Joel being kinda iffy but not terrible in the previous video was funny, which makes it all the more impressive that they are both *vastly* worse upon switching roles.

[@pbmonkey1999]

Apparently this part was streamed first and the KZbin uploads were uploaded backwards

[@zexios11]

Man, shoutout to the guy who finds movie and show clips that are related to the content to put at the beginning of each of these :)

[@lame_plane]

It’s anyone’s guess to see how long ago this was streamed

[@rankus]

beginning of 2020

[@L33C333]

bottom of video description tells when

[@Jake951716]

early 2020?

[@thegreywolfe12]

bomb guide.... compact streamer arrested by the ATF

[@gremlinman9724]

literally all of the issues were joel's fault

[@pankakemancer4952]

The Simon Says was absolutely Jerma just having no comprehension, though

[@LastingExtras]

@@pankakemancer4952 Jerma told Joel to press red and the guy presses yellow, It was like Joel was doing it on purpose

[@__-cd9ug]

Yeah and it was torture to watch because he keeps acting like he's right and talking over him and not listening haha this pissed me off more than it should have

[@PieALaMode]

How many wires? 5 bRUH NO THERE 6

[@wejw14]

"Press the button in the first position" *presses the button in the second position*

[@alexdivision4320]

"Press the button in the first position" *presses the 2nd button*

[@mrknightlight1705]

6:06 idk why but this is the funniest shit

[@petralizzy7383]

THINK, jerma!

[@elementz018]

This was one of the most painful things I have ever watched

[@noechoprime]

i can see how jerma evolved to become the funniest man alive. it's because he hangs out with people like fuckin joel

[@lorphex]

how was Joel so awful at this "press red green yellow" *presses yellow* "NO THAT WAS WRONG"

[@polskillz]

"Is W a vowel?" - Joel

[@batturing]

"there is 2 batteries. 4. 4 actually. but yeah, 2 batteries. 4 total."

[@int2201]

Joel: There Are 2 blue, three black, and a white Jerma: How many wires are there Joel: 5 wires

[@thetxranger938]

This is the most frustrating thing I've ever seen

[@zubinzuro]

I swear the game was conspiring against them at 32:30 - 33:35 First the display is "No", to which Jerma is looking at the wrong section and tells Joel misinformation, strike 1. Then the display is "See" but Joel never tells Jerma that the display changed, and so when Jerma is looking at the correct section, the information is still wrong, strike 2. And then the display changes back to "No", confusing the living daylight out of Jerma when Joel tells him that it still says "No", strike 3.

[@liquidbrain1603]

The KZbin equivalent of a Animal Crossing x Doom crossover. Joel/Jerma combo ftw.

[@ponponpatapon9670]

jerma is DooM

[@Brooo007MC]

@@ponponpatapon9670 If that isnt a joke and you dont watch joel you gotta know joel streams doom mod making competitions on the regular and one of his major gags is pulling out the hud of the doom shotgun during horror games when hes scared.

[@justinmaze6219]

“Is W a vowel?” Jesus Christ

[@ritsbymoorhouse3268]

SuperDazza my beloved

[@bird9268]

“Taste it” jerma moves his hand up to his mouth before saying no

[@davebob4973]

im not gonna have ZEX WITH THE PIZZA

[@pbmonkey1999]

There's a lot to be frustrated about here but the fact that Joel refused to give another description for the Omega symbol is what I'm choosing to focus on

[@pbmonkey1999]

He doesn't get it!! Try describing it some other way!! Say it's an upside-down U! It's a horseshoe! Literally anything else!!!

[@necromech_]

man that struggled to build a birdhouse decides that he has a bright career in bomb defusal

[@DiamondCalibre]

joel absolutely was the worst choice for jerma's propensity to be flustered under pressure and it kicks ass xD

[@Luke12C]

All these comments about Joel and Jerma being mean to eachother and yelling over themselves clearly don't understand how two best friends with a good sense of humor speak to eachother. I don't know about you guys, maybe I'm weird, but my friends and I insult one other multiple times a minute. 34:02 is a great example. A lot of Joel and Jerma's bits revolve around fucking with people and being facetiously rude. But, I get it though. It's like hearing your son yell at their best friend and not understanding that it's all in good fun. This video is fucking hilarious and I love it. More of my two favorite streamers yelling at each other please.

[@gasinsky9379]

-There's 1 red wires -Is there 2 red wires? -No, there is 1 red wire -So, theres no red wires? Jerma like a fish. Can't remembered far 2 seconds.

[@snapsterson2147]

joel was so bad at that point, he doesnt know how going down a manual works “is there one red wire” “I TOLD YOU THERE IS ONE YELLOW TWO BLUE AND A RED ONE” (literally just needed a yes or no answer) “is there a white wire at the end” “OH MY GOD THERE IS ONE YELLOW TWO BLUE AND A RED ONEAND THE RED ONE IS AT THE END” (again literally just needed to be yes or no) this is just joel being an angry dumbass who doesnt know how giving and receiving info on a checklist works

[@caseyhullfish1345]

I love how many times they absolutely should've failed, but they did the right thing purely by chance

[@figtreez]

This makes me mad to watch, Joel is giving the same info over and over without adding anything else to help Jerma. Insta-screaming

[@snrken]

This is exhausting to watch

[@wlfgrlz]

This is what it's like when both people have ADHD try to focus something together

[@Corninthesky]

I can’t watch this one, it’s just painful how Joel doesn’t understand the systematic thinking the manual user needs to use. He just needs to answer whatever questions jerma asks him, but he keeps being like “I ALREADY SAID THAT.” Probably funny to some people but just irritating to me, I liked it much better when the roles were flipped.

[@Luukra]

Joel is also completely inept, he can't even figure out turning the bomb around. He talks WAY too much and questions jerma all the time, including blaming him constantly for his own failures. He cant describe modules. Jerma is keeping track of memorizing stuff FOR him, he might as well play the game solo. You're right, it would have been way better flipped, especially since jerma could play it in VR.

[@caterpie4546]

He annoyed me so much. The fact that he didn't explain like anything he was seeing, especially with the maze.

[@Corninthesky]

@@Luukra just for the record they did do it flipped, which is highlighted in the previous video on this channel.

[@TheOfficalTacoBell]

All jerma and joel streams are the best streams ever

[@Roger_808]

23:56 this right here is my favorite misunderstanding. its so fkn funny

[@EternallyEve]

I remember seeing a comment talking about how Joel was "too mean" in this stream. Just wanted to bring that up because the person who wrote that is dead wrong. Both Joel and Jerma were complete idiots in this in the fun entertaining kind of way, and their personalities made for entertaining bickering. This is one of my favorite streams ever from BOTH Joel and Jerma.

[@Sasiskin7823]

Joel gets meaner every day.

[@NefariousElasticity]

Joel is a menace to be fair

[@tgeFallman]

You could say Joel is a PSYCHO.

[@Chao_P]

It's clearly a shtick

[@hivemonkey3]

Joel wasn't mean. Here's an explanation for why he was mean. I like that he was mean.

[@EnZoDxGaming]

Jerma looks like he needs to babysit joel

[@pinkprideparade]

joel just absolutely SCREAMING "TOILET SEAT!!! TOILET SEAT!!!!!!" at jerma was KILLING ME...

[@claptivity]

Bro mixed up left and right 💀

[@werewolfmark6387]

This shows Joel's intelligence

[@triple4553]

is this vsauce joel

[@beansoupboyboy7610]

jerma has absolutely 0 short term memory

[@tsuaririndoku]

Imagine that Jerma playing this with Ster_ Imagine the chaos and funny moments

[@GracefulJabberwocky]

"TOILET SEAT!!!! TOILET SEAT!!!!!!!"

[@grandma462]

Wile E. Joel, Super Genius.

[@edgydikbut3564]

If they switched they would be flawless

[@lewisyeadon4046]

This video is bomb defusal by offshore tech support. Joel is angry he has to turn the bomb on-and-off fifty times to rule out every aingle possibility, while Jerma just slowly goes through the script even when it makes zero sense. Insanity.

[@Xzeihoranth]

"Uh, chat?" Explosion. Yeah, that's about right.

[@dvtye3378]

Jerma: Is there a vowel in it? Joel: UHHHHH...